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(Geoffrey)
"Mr. Frederick Wilkes requests
the honor of your presence

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"at the marriage
of his daughter Lisa

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"to Mr. William Smith

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"on Saturday
the 20th day of May

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at 11 o'clock."

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Whoo-hoo-hoo! Check it out, man.

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Two days before the wedding,
and we already got gifts.

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I got to marry Lisa more often.

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[laughing]

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Wow, this is
just like Christmas.

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[chuckles]
Well, ho-ho-ho.

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Oh, man. Ooh.

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[glass shattering]

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What do you think
was in that one?

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Something that has to be
returned.

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Whoa, oh, lookie here,
lookie here.

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All these cute little
money-sized envelopes.

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[laughs]

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Oh, oh. Boom-ba-yah!

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[laughs]

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Whoo! My favorite wedding guest.
Ben Franklin.

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Oh, excuse me, Ben. Allow me
to show you to your seat.

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[theme song]

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♪ Now this is a story
all about how ♪

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♪ My life got flipped
turned upside-down ♪

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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

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♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪

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♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

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♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪

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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪

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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxing all cool ♪

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♪ And all shootin' some B-ball
outside of the school ♪

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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪

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♪ You're moving with your auntie
and uncle in Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪

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♪ The license plate said Fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪

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♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪

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♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I pulled up to a house
about 7:00 or 8:00 ♪

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♪ And I yelled to the cabbie
yo homes smell you later ♪

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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

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♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪

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[instrumental music]

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(Hilary)
'Now, the wedding's in 48 hours'

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so I need your final decision
on the centerpiece.

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Sweetheart roses or baby tulips?

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- Roses.
- Tulips.

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- R-roses.
- Tulips.

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Can't you two ever agree
on anything?

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We can always agree on..

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Oh, rent a room.

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So did pops-in-law
settle in yet?

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Yes, he did.

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Um, baby,
do you think that my dad

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is gonna get along
with your mom?

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Oh, I don't know.
Can he take a punch?

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[laughs]
I'm kidding, I'm kidding,
I'm kidding.

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No, seriously, can he?

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[chuckles]
Um, that's cool, baby.

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Come here, come here.

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[chuckles]

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Get off of me, woman!

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I mean, come on!
What would your daddy say?

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He'd say,
you ain't fooling nobody.

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- Hey, daddy.
- What's up, man?

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Hey, man, how was
your flight in from
Cleveland?

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Oh, well, it was terrible.
I got stuck

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sitting next to this
battleaxe

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who kept trying to steal
my blanket

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the minute I fell asleep.

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Oh, man, I know how you feel.
Shoot.

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Lisa do that to me all the time.

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Man, just last night we..

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Did, did you hear that?

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Just in the other room.
Did you..

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You-you wait here.
We gonna go and check.

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Yeah.

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Whoa! Baby, wha..
Mwah!

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- What are you doing?
- Oh.

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I'm just practicing
for the honeymoon night.

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Yo, bellhop,
if the room be bopping

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don't you be knocking.

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- Surprise.
- Oh.

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Hey, ma, ma!

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- Baby. How you doing?
- Oh, man!

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What are you doing here already?

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She wanted to come a day early

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so she could surprise you.

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But my flight was a disaster!

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When I changed planes
in Cleveland

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they sat me next to this
loudmouth chunky butt

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who fell asleep on my shoulder.

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Then when I tried to move him

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he had the nerve
to call me a battleaxe

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and say I stole his blanket.

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- You!
- You!

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Hey! Hey! Hey!

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Hey, hey, hey.
Uh, chunky butt, meet battleaxe.

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Battleaxe, chunky butt.

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[instrumental music]

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I don't care what you say,
Hilary, I am not wearing

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this disgusting
bridesmaid's dress.

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Oh, but, Ashley,
you look adorable. Right, Will?

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Oh, yeah.

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You look like a
chocolate-flavored Pepto-Bismol.

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That settles it,
I am not wearing this dress

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unless I can have
a matching bag.

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No problem.

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To put over my head!

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Ashley!

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Okay. Come on, Ike and Tina,
let's go!

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Alright, now, listen, you guys
go ahead to the restaurant

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and you hold the table, Lisa
and I will catch up in a minute.

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And, mom, uh,
could you try to be nice?

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I always am, dear.

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Okay, tubby, tuck in your gut,
we're going downtown.

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In-in-in Philly, tubby mean,
uh, cute bald man.

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Just don't be late,
you might find her face-down

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in the crab cake.

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I don't know
what he's complaining about.

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I like my women scrappy.

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Oh, well, G, check this out.

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Me and Lisa, we ain't even going
to the restaurant.

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We figured, if we leave them
down there by themselves

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they'll have to work out
their differences.

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[laughs]
Sounds like a plan, right?

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(Fred)
'Woman, will you wait
till I get in the car?'

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[car engine revving]

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I-I didn't say
it was a good plan.

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[instrumental music]

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- Greetings, my brother.
- Yo, what up, J?

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- Pssh.
- Pssh.

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- What's up, man?
- Uh..

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Just doing a little packing here

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for my honeymoon.

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Oh, J, J.

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Daywear.

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Nightwear.

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[laughs]

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Oh, man. Oh! You took
your gold tooth out.

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- What's the occasion?
- The wife and I are split up.

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Inconsolable differences.

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Oh, Jazz.

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I'm-I'm sorry, man.
Well, what happened?

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Marriage, my brother. I
mean..

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The minute the ring went on,
the mask came off.

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And so did the weave.

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I realized
I married a perfect
stranger.

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And tomorrow
it'll happen to you, too.

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Oh, no, man, trust.

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I know the woman
I'm about to marry.

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That's what I thought,
but soon after I realized

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I didn't know Hortense at
all.

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Hortense?

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Jazz, I-I thought
her name was Jewel.

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Just one of her many lies.

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Man, I found out she slept
with every guy in my
building.

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She had sex with all of them?

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She did?

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Man, it just gets
worse and worse.

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[chuckles]

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Uh, Jazz, I'm-I'm real sorry

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about you and Hortense.

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But, uh, trust me,
I know my woman

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better than I know
the back of my own hand.

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What the hell is that?

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- Hi.
- Ah, see?

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- I knew she was gonna say that.
- Hi, Jazz.

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Well, we haven't heard
from our folks

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which means
they must be getting along.

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Or one of them's dead
and one of them's a fugitive.

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[chuckles]

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Well, I gotta run.

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Hortense took the car
in the settlement.

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Get off!

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At least she ain't got no weave.

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- What was that all about?
- Oh, nothing.

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Jazz just messing with me

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talking about
I don't know my baby.

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Like, how much you love
sweet-potato pie.

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Uh, baby,
I hate sweet-potato pie.

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Uh, you, you playing, right,
girl? You so silly.

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No, next you gonna be telling me

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you ain't love
"Shaft In Africa."

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I don't.

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Y-you sat through it,
like, nine times!

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For you, baby, but personally,
I think the guy's a lowlife slug

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whose whole sexual identity

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is an extension
of his big, stupid gun.

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Anything else?

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- I think he's gay.
- Ah!

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Ah! Oh!

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Oh, Will,
what is wrong with you?

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One more thing.

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Your name is Lisa, isn't it?

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Well, it is now, I mean,
I just couldn't go through life

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hearing people say,
"Hey, Beulah."

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Well, I'm gonna finish
packing

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and, baby,
I'll see you at the altar.

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Mwah!

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Bye, Beulah.

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[instrumental music]

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[knocking on door]

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(Vy)
'Who is it?'

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Hey, mom. I know it's late,
but I really need to talk.

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[screaming]

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Mama, no!

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Will.

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[screaming]

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Oh..

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Will.

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[sobbing]

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You, him, here. Oh!

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I need a moment.

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00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:09,070
[sighs]
I'm an adult.

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I can handle this.

219
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,129
I'm okay.

220
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,139
Mama, no!

221
00:10:23,139 --> 00:10:25,169
Will, will you keep it down?

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00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:32,070
I'm not ready
to talk to you yet, young man.

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What happened?
I heard screaming. Oh..

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What's this, a pajama party?

225
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Hey, hey, scooch over.

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00:10:47,049 --> 00:10:49,009
What's going on?

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Ew.

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Hey.

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Okay, that's it.
Everybody out. Everybody out.

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00:11:01,179 --> 00:11:04,059
- Move it, Ashley.
- Right now. Everybody. Come on.

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[sniffles]
Okay, mom

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I just wanna say
that I am hurt.

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And I don't think that mothers
are supposed to do what..

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Oh, my God,
I just got a mental picture!

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Get out! Get out!

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00:11:27,049 --> 00:11:30,059
[instrumental music]

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(Vy)
'Good morning, baby.'

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Listen, mom, about last night..

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I know, sweetheart.

240
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And I hope I didn't spoil
your wedding day.

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00:11:37,059 --> 00:11:38,149
Uh, no, no, mom,
actually, that's-that's what

242
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I wanna talk to you about,
now, in a minute

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we gonna be moving off
to the church.

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You're right. You know,
I need to find my earrings.

245
00:11:43,279 --> 00:11:47,059
Oh, I know where they are, baby,
You left them on top of my..

246
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Maya Angelou's, uh,
book of poetry.

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00:11:49,279 --> 00:11:53,230
Uh, come on,
I'll show you where they
are.

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Y'all, don't miss the wedding.

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Look, Aunt Viv,
you got a second? I really--

250
00:12:01,149 --> 00:12:03,149
Oh, Nicky! Oh, Lord, come
on.

251
00:12:03,169 --> 00:12:06,289
I gotta go upstairs and get you
straightened up. Come on, up.

252
00:12:07,009 --> 00:12:09,080
Look, alright, look, Uncle Phil,
I need to talk to somebody!

253
00:12:09,100 --> 00:12:10,230
I'm listening.

254
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:13,049
Alright, maybe later.

255
00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:15,210
I said I was listening, but
I got a million things to do.

256
00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:17,149
- So hurry up.
- O-o-okay, okay, cool.

257
00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:19,159
Um, remember when you said
that me and Lisa was too
young

258
00:12:19,179 --> 00:12:20,269
to get married?

259
00:12:20,289 --> 00:12:22,009
Remember when I told you,
"Mind your business

260
00:12:22,029 --> 00:12:23,029
I know what I'm doing?"

261
00:12:23,049 --> 00:12:24,049
You remember how wrong

262
00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:26,059
I always am?

263
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:29,009
Will, I know you're nervous.
That's perfectly normal.

264
00:12:29,029 --> 00:12:32,169
Every man gets cold feet.
It's coded in our DNA.

265
00:12:33,279 --> 00:12:35,200
But I'll tell you what you do.
You're gonna be fine.

266
00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:37,220
Just go in there, say I do,
be done with it.

267
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:40,059
- You feel better? Good. Okay.
- Well..

268
00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:42,000
Posse out, let's go!

269
00:12:42,019 --> 00:12:43,120
(Hilary)
'Daddy, I need your checkbook!'

270
00:12:43,139 --> 00:12:44,259
Oh!

271
00:12:47,139 --> 00:12:49,100
Hey, Nick,
you got a second, man?

272
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,279
This wedding stuff
is really stressing me out.

273
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,059
Tell me about it.

274
00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:57,149
I've got to balance a ring
on a stupid pillow.

275
00:12:57,169 --> 00:12:59,250
- Hey, you wanna talk about it?
- No.

276
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:06,080
[church bells tolling]

277
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:10,279
Oh, Lisa, this dress looks
almost as beautiful on you

278
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,019
as it would on me.

279
00:13:14,139 --> 00:13:16,059
Thanks, Hilary.

280
00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:17,120
[door opens]

281
00:13:17,139 --> 00:13:19,289
I need to talk to my wife.

282
00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:22,240
- Well, to-be. Well, her.
- Forget it, Will.

283
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:24,259
You can't see her before
the wedding. It's bad luck.

284
00:13:24,279 --> 00:13:27,259
Well, I'll risk it.
It's important.

285
00:13:27,279 --> 00:13:31,210
Well, make it fast. If I start
to frizz, you're a dead man.

286
00:13:31,230 --> 00:13:34,009
Oh, congratulations!

287
00:13:37,029 --> 00:13:39,190
- Baby?
- Uh, baby?

288
00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:42,269
Oh, hey, hey.

289
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:46,230
- Will, wha-what's wrong?
- Um, babe..

290
00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:50,019
You know, this is really hard
without looking at you.

291
00:13:50,039 --> 00:13:51,090
Well.. Hey, hey, girl!

292
00:13:51,110 --> 00:13:53,159
This ain't no time
to be getting freaky.

293
00:13:55,019 --> 00:13:56,279
Will, I was trying
to hold your hand.

294
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,100
Oh, yeah? Well, that wasn't it.

295
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:08,200
Um...babe, listen, um..

296
00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:12,190
...I've been kind of,
you know, having doubts.

297
00:14:12,210 --> 00:14:14,120
What kind of doubts, Will?

298
00:14:14,139 --> 00:14:18,000
Just tiny little,
nagging, constant doubts

299
00:14:18,019 --> 00:14:20,200
in the pit of my stomach,
you know?

300
00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:24,039
It's like, we so different.

301
00:14:24,059 --> 00:14:26,100
I mean, look, you know,
it's just that you seem

302
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,129
so sure of yourself, you know

303
00:14:28,149 --> 00:14:30,259
and so sure about us.

304
00:14:30,279 --> 00:14:33,169
And I'm scared.

305
00:14:34,259 --> 00:14:36,159
[chuckles]
I guess this, like

306
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:38,090
ain't the best time
to be telling you this.

307
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:41,000
No, no, baby, I'm-I'm really
happy that you did

308
00:14:41,019 --> 00:14:43,210
because I've been scared, too.

309
00:14:44,169 --> 00:14:46,179
Really?

310
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,100
I thought I was alone in
this.

311
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,100
- Why you ain't tell me, girl?
- Well, I don't know.

312
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:54,029
I guess for the same reasons
you didn't tell me.

313
00:14:54,049 --> 00:14:57,129
I, you know, I can't tell
you
how good it feels to know

314
00:14:57,149 --> 00:14:58,200
I can tell you anything.

315
00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:59,289
[Lisa chuckles]

316
00:15:00,009 --> 00:15:02,059
You..
Now I know we gonna be alright.

317
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:03,070
Yeah.

318
00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:05,240
- I love you, baby.
- Oh, baby.

319
00:15:06,230 --> 00:15:09,259
[organ music]

320
00:15:11,230 --> 00:15:14,289
Well, this is it.
It's all she wrote.

321
00:15:15,009 --> 00:15:17,009
Last chance for gas.

322
00:15:17,029 --> 00:15:19,200
Last train to Clarksville.

323
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:21,289
Last of the Mohicans.

324
00:15:23,169 --> 00:15:26,000
You know, as hard
as this is to believe

325
00:15:26,019 --> 00:15:27,190
I'm gonna miss you.

326
00:15:28,279 --> 00:15:32,009
[organ music]

327
00:16:01,139 --> 00:16:04,169
[music continues]

328
00:16:08,159 --> 00:16:11,200
[instrumental "Bridal Chorus"]

329
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,139
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today

330
00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:39,049
to join this man and this woman

331
00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:41,159
in holy matrimony.

332
00:16:41,179 --> 00:16:43,200
'Let us pray.'

333
00:16:43,220 --> 00:16:45,289
'Dear Heavenly Father,
we ask that'

334
00:16:46,009 --> 00:16:50,129
as Will and Lisa commit
their lives to one another

335
00:16:50,149 --> 00:16:53,070
You will strengthen
and encourage them

336
00:16:53,090 --> 00:16:57,169
'and guide them
in their day-to-day trials'

337
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,289
'and triumphs of life.'

338
00:17:00,009 --> 00:17:02,250
In Your name we pray. Amen.

339
00:17:02,269 --> 00:17:04,230
(all)
Amen.

340
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:07,099
Now, if anyone can show
just cause

341
00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:11,029
why Will and Lisa
should not be joined together

342
00:17:11,049 --> 00:17:15,259
let them speak now
or forever hold their peace.

343
00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:24,079
William, do you take

344
00:17:24,099 --> 00:17:27,029
Beulah Lisa Wilkes

345
00:17:27,049 --> 00:17:29,200
to be your lawfully wedded wife?

346
00:17:31,079 --> 00:17:32,220
Yes, I..

347
00:17:35,059 --> 00:17:36,250
Whoo!

348
00:17:36,269 --> 00:17:38,019
...do.

349
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,250
But I don't.

350
00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:42,279
[crowd gasping]

351
00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:52,160
Will, I'm sorry, but I just
think if we both have doubts--

352
00:17:52,180 --> 00:17:56,000
Wait, wait, wait, no, no. Had.
We-we had doubts.

353
00:17:56,019 --> 00:17:57,140
Uh, remember, babe?
We talked about it.

354
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,259
We both feel better.

355
00:17:58,279 --> 00:18:00,059
No, baby, you feel better.

356
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,150
But I think we're making
a really big mistake.

357
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:06,039
And if you think about it,
you will, too.

358
00:18:07,130 --> 00:18:10,019
No, no, Lisa..

359
00:18:10,039 --> 00:18:12,009
...I really love you.

360
00:18:13,079 --> 00:18:15,119
Will, I love you, too,
but I think

361
00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:16,140
our parents might be right.

362
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,170
I think maybe we just rushed

363
00:18:17,190 --> 00:18:19,250
into this thing too fast.

364
00:18:23,009 --> 00:18:25,019
Well..

365
00:18:25,039 --> 00:18:28,289
Well, I guess we shouldn't
get married, then, should we?

366
00:18:32,029 --> 00:18:33,150
Not today.

367
00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:38,279
[mumbles]
Hey, looks like

368
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,109
we finally agree on something.

369
00:18:41,130 --> 00:18:42,279
Yeah-yeah.

370
00:18:51,019 --> 00:18:54,250
Um, Lisa and I

371
00:18:54,269 --> 00:18:57,180
would, uh, like to thank you all
for coming today

372
00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:01,259
but, uh, ain't nobody gonna be
jumping over no brooms in here.

373
00:19:01,279 --> 00:19:03,059
[chuckling]

374
00:19:03,079 --> 00:19:04,279
Well, save it
for that 50 pounds of shrimp

375
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,180
swimming around
on that damn ice swan.

376
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,099
Uh, not so fast, Will.

377
00:19:12,099 --> 00:19:14,259
Vy, I always thought that..

378
00:19:17,049 --> 00:19:19,250
...a man only got
one chance at happiness.

379
00:19:19,269 --> 00:19:21,230
And then I met you.

380
00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:24,170
We met at 10,000 feet
in the air.

381
00:19:24,190 --> 00:19:26,289
And I promise you, baby,
if you marry me

382
00:19:27,009 --> 00:19:29,119
neither of us
will ever come down.

383
00:19:32,059 --> 00:19:33,140
'Vy..'

384
00:19:34,289 --> 00:19:36,140
...will you be my wife?

385
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:38,130
[gasps]

386
00:19:38,150 --> 00:19:41,089
- Yes, Fred, I will.
- Alright.

387
00:19:41,109 --> 00:19:43,029
If..

388
00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:46,029
...if my son will give me away.

389
00:19:46,049 --> 00:19:48,279
No. No, mom, no. Absolutely not.

390
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,069
You said that me and Lisa
were rushing too fast.

391
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:54,069
I mean, y-y'all gotta take
some time to think about
this.

392
00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:57,000
The boy's right.
We should think about this.

393
00:19:57,019 --> 00:19:59,289
- Yeah.
- Did you think about it?

394
00:20:00,009 --> 00:20:01,279
- Yeah.
- Me, too. Let's get married.

395
00:20:02,009 --> 00:20:03,150
W-wait. Hey.

396
00:20:05,279 --> 00:20:07,289
H-ho-hold up. Wa-wait a minute.

397
00:20:08,009 --> 00:20:10,079
Y-y'all need to take
some more time.

398
00:20:10,099 --> 00:20:13,109
Boy, I ain't got that much time.
I'm getting old. Now move.

399
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,089
You're gonna need your bouquet.

400
00:20:26,109 --> 00:20:29,009
Oh, thank you, baby.

401
00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:37,200
Rap on, rev.

402
00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:41,000
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered hereagaintoday

403
00:20:41,019 --> 00:20:45,160
to jointhisman andthiswoman
in holy matrimony.

404
00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:47,069
Let us pray.

405
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,140
Dear Heavenly Father..

406
00:20:52,130 --> 00:20:53,259
I am not kidding!

407
00:20:53,279 --> 00:20:56,099
Irene told Jane
that Debbie told Gail

408
00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:59,059
that Will Smith
did not get married.

409
00:20:59,079 --> 00:21:00,210
I know! Isn't it great?

410
00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:03,000
Girl, who said
it doesn't pay to pray?

411
00:21:03,019 --> 00:21:05,039
[chuckles]
Oh, yes, it does.

412
00:21:05,059 --> 00:21:07,109
My prayers came true.
Did he marry her?

413
00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:09,230
I cannot believe
he is back on the market.

414
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:12,210
I mean, you know, I'm sorry for
the girl, but who cares? Yes..

415
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:15,160
He is so fine. Did you see him?

416
00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:18,220
Oh, even in that tux
he was looking good.

417
00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,059
Wait, wait a.. No. No, no.
Wait a.. Wait a minute.

418
00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:26,029
Wait a minute, now, now. This
is, this is all j-just too soon!

419
00:21:26,049 --> 00:21:29,160
Now, September,
that's a different story.

420
00:21:29,180 --> 00:21:31,220
Y'all come back, now, you hear?

421
00:21:33,279 --> 00:21:36,259
[theme music]

422
00:21:36,279 --> 00:21:38,130
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪

423
00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:43,049
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪

424
00:21:46,049 --> 00:21:47,210
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪

425
00:21:50,230 --> 00:21:52,099
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪

426
00:21:55,099 --> 00:21:56,289
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪

427
00:21:59,259 --> 00:22:01,160
♪ Ah-ah-ah ♪♪

428
00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:06,259
[instrumental music]