1 00:00:02,367 --> 00:00:03,834 SORRY. 2 00:00:05,767 --> 00:00:07,400 CARLTON, THE CUSTOMERS ARE COMPLAINING. 3 00:00:07,433 --> 00:00:09,700 AIN'T NO BACON IN THE B.L.T.s. 4 00:00:09,734 --> 00:00:12,400 WHAT LAW SAYS "B" HAS TO STAND FOR BACON? 5 00:00:12,433 --> 00:00:14,600 READ THE DAMN SIGN. 6 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:19,934 BREAD, LETTUCE, AND TOMATO? 7 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:24,367 WE HAD TO CUT BACK SOMEWHERE. 8 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,700 LAST MONTH OUR OUTLAY EXCEEDED OUR REVENUES, 9 00:00:26,734 --> 00:00:29,767 BUT I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT. 10 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:31,100 EXCUSE ME. 11 00:00:31,133 --> 00:00:33,200 CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION? 12 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:36,800 EXCUSE ME, CARLTON. A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WANTS TO TALK TO ME, 13 00:00:36,834 --> 00:00:40,200 BUT I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT. 14 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:43,934 HOW YOU DOING? WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 15 00:00:43,967 --> 00:00:45,467 I'M DOING THIS CROSSWORD PUZZLE, 16 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:47,266 AND I'M KIND OF STUCK. 17 00:00:47,300 --> 00:00:50,834 WHAT'S A NINE-LETTER WORD FOR INCREDIBLE? 18 00:00:50,867 --> 00:00:52,367 OH, THAT'S EASY-- 19 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:55,066 WILL SMITH. 20 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:56,533 DENISE. PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 21 00:00:56,567 --> 00:00:57,567 HEY. 22 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,400 OF ALL THE CAMPUS DIVES 23 00:00:59,433 --> 00:01:01,900 ON ALL THE CAMPUSES IN ALL THE WORLD, 24 00:01:01,934 --> 00:01:04,166 WHY'D YOU HAVE TO WALK INTO MINE? 25 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:07,700 CASABLANCA, RIGHT? 26 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,333 I LOVE HUMPHREY BOGART. 27 00:01:09,367 --> 00:01:10,900 YEAH. THE DUDE IS COOL. 28 00:01:10,934 --> 00:01:12,433 HE AIN'T NO SHAFT, THOUGH. 29 00:01:12,467 --> 00:01:13,967 DAMN RIGHT. DAMN RIGHT. 30 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,300 WHOA! LOOK AT YOU! 31 00:01:16,333 --> 00:01:18,300 YOU KNOW, MOST WOMEN CAN'T APPRECIATE 32 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:20,767 THE SUBTLE NUANCES OF A FINE SHAFT FILM. 33 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,600 YES, WELL, I'M NOT LIKE MOST WOMEN. 34 00:01:23,633 --> 00:01:26,500 YOU'VE GOT THAT RIGHT. 35 00:01:26,533 --> 00:01:28,700 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING RIGHT NOW? 36 00:01:29,934 --> 00:01:32,367 YOU AIN'T WEARING NO BRA. 37 00:01:38,367 --> 00:01:41,333 SO DO YOU LIKE THE POINTER SISTERS? 38 00:01:42,767 --> 00:01:44,567 ♪ NOW, THIS IS A STORY ♪ 39 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,900 ♪ ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED ♪ 40 00:01:46,934 --> 00:01:48,066 ♪ TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN ♪ 41 00:01:48,100 --> 00:01:49,333 ♪ AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE ♪ 42 00:01:49,367 --> 00:01:50,567 ♪ JUST SIT RIGHT THERE ♪ 43 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:52,100 ♪ I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE ♪ 44 00:01:52,133 --> 00:01:53,867 ♪ OF A TOWN CALLED BEL-AIR ♪ 45 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:04,734 ♪ IN WEST PHILADELPHIA, BORN AND RAISED ♪ 46 00:02:04,767 --> 00:02:07,266 ♪ ON THE PLAYGROUND IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS ♪ 47 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:09,533 ♪ CHILLIN' OUT, MAXIN', RELAXIN' ALL COOL ♪ 48 00:02:09,567 --> 00:02:11,834 ♪ AND ALL SHOOTIN' SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL ♪ 49 00:02:11,867 --> 00:02:14,333 ♪ WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD ♪ 50 00:02:14,367 --> 00:02:16,500 ♪ STARTED MAKIN' TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD ♪ 51 00:02:16,533 --> 00:02:17,800 ♪ I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT ♪ 52 00:02:17,834 --> 00:02:19,066 ♪ AND MY MOM GOT SCARED ♪ 53 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:20,066 ♪ AND SAID YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE ♪ 54 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:21,200 ♪ AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR ♪ 55 00:02:21,233 --> 00:02:22,533 ♪ I WHISTLED FOR A CAB ♪ 56 00:02:22,567 --> 00:02:24,066 ♪ AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR ♪ 57 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:25,300 ♪ THE LICENSE PLATE SAID FRESH ♪ 58 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:26,700 ♪ AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR ♪ 59 00:02:26,734 --> 00:02:28,667 ♪ IF ANYTHING, I CAN SAY THAT THIS CAB WAS RARE ♪ 60 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:29,834 ♪ BUT I THOUGHT, NAH, FORGET IT ♪ 61 00:02:29,867 --> 00:02:32,433 ♪ YO, HOMES, TO BEL-AIR ♪ 62 00:02:32,467 --> 00:02:35,567 ♪ I PULLED UP TO A HOUSE ABOUT 7 OR 8 ♪ 63 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:37,033 ♪ AND I YELLED TO THE CABBY ♪ 64 00:02:37,066 --> 00:02:38,467 ♪ YO, HOMES, SMELL YOU LATER ♪ 65 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:40,533 ♪ I LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM, I WAS FINALLY THERE ♪ 66 00:02:40,567 --> 00:02:43,934 ♪ TO SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL-AIR ♪♪ 67 00:02:57,367 --> 00:02:59,867 NO, YOU DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LAKERS. 68 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:02,767 I'M A SIXERS FAN ALL THE WAY . 69 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,066 OH, GET THE? 70 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,700 YEAH! 71 00:03:05,734 --> 00:03:07,967 I SHOULD BE. I MOVED HERE FROM PHILLY. 72 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,133 WHAT--WAIT, GIRL. YOU ARE SCARING ME. 73 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:12,266 I'M FROM PHILLY! 74 00:03:12,300 --> 00:03:13,467 GET THE? 75 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:15,467 YEAH! 76 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:17,667 WELL, THAT EXPLAINS THE ATTRACTION. 77 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,767 W-W-WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 78 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,200 LET'S PUT IT TO A LITTLE TEST HERE. 79 00:03:22,233 --> 00:03:24,300 WHAT YOU LIKE, B-BALL OR FOOTBALL? 80 00:03:24,333 --> 00:03:26,233 ROUNDBALL, OF COURSE. 81 00:03:26,266 --> 00:03:29,400 OH, OKAY CONVERTIBLES OR 4 X 4? 82 00:03:29,433 --> 00:03:31,767 NOTHING BEATS AN OFF-ROAD VEHICLE. 83 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:34,567 OH, OKAY HERE'S THE ONE HERE. 84 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:36,800 POTATOES OR STOVE TOP? 85 00:03:39,266 --> 00:03:40,834 POTATOES. 86 00:03:40,867 --> 00:03:42,400 OH, GIRL. 87 00:03:42,433 --> 00:03:44,400 LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME, 88 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,133 EXCEPT, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE SOFTER, 89 00:03:46,166 --> 00:03:48,100 AND YOU SMELL BETTER. 90 00:03:48,867 --> 00:03:50,166 ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. 91 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,200 NOW IT'S MY TURN TO ASK YOU QUESTION. 92 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:54,233 BRING IT ON. I AIN'T SCARED OF YOU. 93 00:03:54,266 --> 00:03:55,667 READY? 94 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,333 YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING TONIGHT? 95 00:03:59,367 --> 00:04:01,033 I SURE DO. 96 00:04:02,133 --> 00:04:04,834 OH! WHOA! WHOA! OH! 97 00:04:04,867 --> 00:04:06,633 OOH! OOH! 98 00:04:06,667 --> 00:04:08,033 I AM SORRY. 99 00:04:08,066 --> 00:04:10,200 UH, LISTEN, UH, 100 00:04:10,233 --> 00:04:13,433 I HAVE WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL A PRIOR ENGAGEMENT. 101 00:04:13,467 --> 00:04:14,767 UH, UH, 102 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,266 PLUS YOU GOT TO FINISH 103 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:17,900 YOUR CROSSWORD PUZZLE ANYWAY. 104 00:04:17,934 --> 00:04:19,900 WELL, JUST ONE LEFT TO GO. 105 00:04:19,934 --> 00:04:21,400 WHAT'S A SIX-LETTER WORD 106 00:04:21,433 --> 00:04:24,033 THAT COMES AT THE END OF THE RHYME 107 00:04:24,066 --> 00:04:26,333 "MISS ME, MISS ME, NOW YOU GOTTA--" 108 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:27,467 KISS ME. 109 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:28,900 I'D LOVE TO. 110 00:04:39,367 --> 00:04:41,867 AAH! 111 00:04:49,467 --> 00:04:51,767 CARLTON, BEING ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE ISN'T A CRIME. 112 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:52,834 RIGHT, WILL? 113 00:04:52,867 --> 00:04:54,000 WHY YOU ASKING ME? 114 00:04:54,033 --> 00:04:56,000 I AIN'T NEVER BEEN ATTRACTED TO NOBODY 115 00:04:56,033 --> 00:04:58,500 IN MY WHOLE LIFE! 116 00:04:58,533 --> 00:05:00,867 WILL, I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU. 117 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:03,300 I'M SEEING THIS GUY, AND HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 118 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,967 HE'S GOT GREAT EYES AND A GREAT CHEST. 119 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,533 WILL YOU STOP IT? 120 00:05:07,567 --> 00:05:09,767 IS THAT ALL YOU WOMEN THINK ABOUT 121 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,734 IS EYES AND CHESTS AND BUTTS? 122 00:05:14,967 --> 00:05:17,767 I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT HIS BUTT. 123 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,000 HEY, I AM NOW. 124 00:05:21,266 --> 00:05:23,233 HEY, UNCLE PHIL. WHAT'S UP, MAN? 125 00:05:23,266 --> 00:05:24,567 WE NEED TO TALK. 126 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:25,900 OH, WE DO? 127 00:05:25,934 --> 00:05:27,233 COME ON, UNCLE PHIL. 128 00:05:27,266 --> 00:05:28,734 YOU KNOW I LOVE LISA. 129 00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:30,767 I WANT TO BE WITH HER 24/7. 130 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,400 I'M WITH YOU SO FAR. 131 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:35,734 BUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, IT'S... 132 00:05:35,767 --> 00:05:38,467 KIND OF LIKE THE CIVIL WAR. 133 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:41,400 YOU KNOW, THE NORTH GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL, 134 00:05:41,433 --> 00:05:43,400 BUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, 135 00:05:43,433 --> 00:05:46,367 IT'S THE SOUTHERN UPRISING. 136 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:49,300 OH. UH, YEAH, WELL, I UNDERSTAND, SEE? 137 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:50,967 BUT YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER 138 00:05:51,033 --> 00:05:54,567 THAT THE NORTH HAS RIGHT ON ITS SIDE. 139 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,633 SO YOU BETTER BE DAMN SURE IT WINS THE WAR. 140 00:05:57,667 --> 00:05:59,967 UNCLE PHIL, I'M TRYING, MAN, 141 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,567 BUT I GOT THE FEELING 142 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,934 THAT THE SOUTH SHALL RISE AGAIN. 143 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,000 AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW 144 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,000 IF IT'S FAIR TO MARRY LISA, 145 00:06:09,033 --> 00:06:10,500 YOU KNOW, DURING WARTIME. 146 00:06:10,533 --> 00:06:11,633 OH... 147 00:06:11,667 --> 00:06:12,767 WILL, LOOK, 148 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,600 YOU'LL ALWAYS FIND OTHER WOMEN ATTRACTIVE. 149 00:06:14,633 --> 00:06:15,867 IT'S HOW YOU HANDLE IT 150 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:17,433 THAT WILL DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT 151 00:06:17,467 --> 00:06:20,467 YOUR MARRIAGE IS A SUCCESS OR A FAILURE. 152 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:22,133 DON'T GET ME WRONG, UNCLE PHIL. 153 00:06:22,166 --> 00:06:25,100 ONCE I SAY I DO, I DON'T. 154 00:06:25,133 --> 00:06:27,100 IF IT WERE ONLY THAT SIMPLE. 155 00:06:27,133 --> 00:06:29,433 SON, OBSERVE AND LEARN. 156 00:06:29,467 --> 00:06:33,100 NOW, WE'RE WALKING DOWN RODEO DRIVE. 157 00:06:33,133 --> 00:06:34,767 YOU BE VIVIAN. 158 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,000 OH, OKAY. 159 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:38,600 OH, COME ON, PUDDIN'. 160 00:06:38,633 --> 00:06:41,100 JEEZ, YOU'RE PUSHING ME ALL OFF THE SIDEWALK. 161 00:06:41,133 --> 00:06:43,600 OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, WILL! 162 00:06:43,633 --> 00:06:46,333 WOULD YOU PLEASE BE MY WIFE? 163 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:51,900 NOW... 164 00:06:51,934 --> 00:06:53,100 OKAY? 165 00:06:53,133 --> 00:06:55,500 NOW, WE'RE WALKING. 166 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:59,266 WE'RE WALKING... 167 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:00,667 OOH... 168 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:02,667 BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WALKS RIGHT ON BY. 169 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:04,233 LOOKS JUST LIKE DIAHANN CARROLL. 170 00:07:05,700 --> 00:07:07,500 PHILIP! 171 00:07:07,533 --> 00:07:10,500 WELL, VIVIAN, I--I WAS LOOKING AT THAT WOMAN. 172 00:07:10,533 --> 00:07:11,834 I MEAN, SHE'S GORGEOUS, 173 00:07:11,867 --> 00:07:14,500 BUT SHE DOESN'T DO A THING FOR ME. 174 00:07:14,533 --> 00:07:15,834 BABY, WHAT IS IT 175 00:07:15,867 --> 00:07:18,300 THAT YOU HAVE THAT SHE DOESN'T? 176 00:07:19,266 --> 00:07:20,800 A MEAN LEFT HOOK. 177 00:07:20,834 --> 00:07:22,233 OH, COME ON. 178 00:07:22,266 --> 00:07:24,066 I APOLOGIZE. JUST PLAYING, UNCLE PHIL. 179 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:25,767 YOU'RE RIGHT. I SEE YOUR POINT. 180 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,200 AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH? 181 00:07:27,233 --> 00:07:29,166 BUT YOU DON'T PUSH YOUR LUCK 182 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,667 BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST A BEGINNER. 183 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:33,200 TONI BRAXTON WALK BY, PUT ON YOUR SUNGLASSES. 184 00:07:33,233 --> 00:07:35,667 MAN, I DON'T NEED NONE OF THAT STUFF. 185 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:37,166 I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL. 186 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:38,800 I DON'T CARE IF TONI-GIRL 187 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:40,667 GOES GALLOPING BY ON A WHITE HORSE 188 00:07:40,700 --> 00:07:42,400 BUTT-NAKED. 189 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:45,834 SHE BETTER BE TRAVELING FAST, 190 00:07:45,867 --> 00:07:48,400 OR I'LL SNATCH HER BUTT OFF THAT HORSE. 191 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:58,266 GUESS WHO. 192 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:00,433 HEY! 193 00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:05,667 HOW'S IT GOING? HOW YOU DOING? GOOD TO SEE YOU. 194 00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:07,667 HEY, TAKE THOSE OFF. 195 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:10,100 I CAN'T SEE THOSE SEXY EYES. 196 00:08:15,867 --> 00:08:18,367 UH, IT'S A RARE CONDITION-- 197 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,233 DAY BLINDNESS. YOU KNOW, THEY'RE REAL SENSITIVE. 198 00:08:21,266 --> 00:08:22,834 WANT TO GO TO MY PLACE 199 00:08:22,867 --> 00:08:24,834 AND TURN OFF ALL THE LIGHTS? 200 00:08:24,867 --> 00:08:26,000 HEY. 201 00:08:26,033 --> 00:08:28,667 UH, DENISE, UH... 202 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:31,000 I GOT TO BE STRAIGHT WITH YOU. 203 00:08:31,033 --> 00:08:33,533 UM, I AM REALLY, REALLY FLATTERED. 204 00:08:33,567 --> 00:08:35,533 I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 205 00:08:35,567 --> 00:08:37,233 LOOK AT THOSE SEXY DIMPLES 206 00:08:37,266 --> 00:08:39,734 AND THOSE BEAUTIFUL CHEEKS, 207 00:08:39,767 --> 00:08:41,500 AND THEN THERE'S YOUR FACE. 208 00:08:43,767 --> 00:08:45,567 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 209 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,934 WELL... 210 00:08:46,967 --> 00:08:50,767 I S-SORT OF HAVE THIS, UH, FIANCéE. 211 00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,333 SO... 212 00:08:55,367 --> 00:08:57,333 WHO'S THE LUCKY LADY? 213 00:08:57,367 --> 00:08:58,667 HER NAME IS LISA, 214 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:00,400 BUT LISTEN, I'M THE LUCKY ONE. 215 00:09:00,433 --> 00:09:01,467 I MEAN, SHE'S GREAT. 216 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:02,967 SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, SHE'S BRILLIANT. 217 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,867 SHE GOT A 4.0 IN BIOLOGY. 218 00:09:04,900 --> 00:09:07,100 SOUNDS LIKE YOU REALLY LOVE HER. 219 00:09:07,133 --> 00:09:08,567 OH, YEAH. I LOVE HER. 220 00:09:08,600 --> 00:09:10,300 I HAVE TO. WE'RE ENGAGED. 221 00:09:13,266 --> 00:09:17,433 WELL, CAN'T SAY I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED. 222 00:09:17,467 --> 00:09:19,400 LOOK, DENISE, 223 00:09:19,433 --> 00:09:22,000 BELIEVE ME, IF THIS WAS ONE YEAR AGO, 224 00:09:22,033 --> 00:09:24,000 GIRL, I WOULD BE ALL OVER YOU. 225 00:09:24,033 --> 00:09:25,800 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 226 00:09:25,834 --> 00:09:30,767 ALL OVER YOU, YOU KNOW? 227 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:31,967 YEAH. I KNOW, 228 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,767 UH, ONLY TOO WELL. 229 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:44,400 HEY, BABY. 230 00:09:44,433 --> 00:09:46,433 I WAS JUST TALKING! 231 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,400 TO WHO? 232 00:09:52,433 --> 00:09:54,700 UH... 233 00:09:54,734 --> 00:09:56,834 TO--TO MYSELF. 234 00:09:56,867 --> 00:09:58,233 YEAH. 235 00:09:58,266 --> 00:09:59,967 YOU KNOW, I DO THAT SOMETIMES. 236 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,033 DON'T YOU? 237 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:04,233 YEAH, YEAH, YOU DO, YOU DO. 238 00:10:04,266 --> 00:10:06,200 I WAS JUST... 239 00:10:06,233 --> 00:10:08,200 BABY, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU 240 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,233 ABOUT A SHOWER. 241 00:10:09,266 --> 00:10:10,533 OH, I THOUGHT ABOUT THAT, 242 00:10:10,567 --> 00:10:12,000 BUT IT PROBABLY WON'T HELP. 243 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,567 I MEANT A WEDDING SHOWER. 244 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,867 MY SORORITY SISTERS WANT TO THROW US ONE 245 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:20,467 THIS SATURDAY AT THE HYATT. 246 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,934 EXCUSE ME, BUT I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING 247 00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:26,066 FROM WHERE I WAS EAVESDROPPING, BUT... 248 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:27,500 WHY PAY HOTEL PRICES 249 00:10:27,533 --> 00:10:29,900 WHEN YOU COULD HAVE OUR HOUSE FOR FREE? 250 00:10:29,934 --> 00:10:32,066 OH. HEY, THAT'S DECENT, C. 251 00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:34,133 AND I CAN GET YOU A GREAT DEAL 252 00:10:34,166 --> 00:10:35,533 ON THE MANDATORY CATERING. 253 00:10:35,567 --> 00:10:38,967 PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT OUR PEACOCK PU-PU PLATTER. 254 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,767 WELL, PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU, TOO. 255 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,233 BUT THEY DON'T WANT YOU AT THEIR PARTY. 256 00:10:43,266 --> 00:10:45,834 I MAKE A TUNA PATé TO DIE FOR. 257 00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:46,967 OR FROM. 258 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,633 LOOK, HOLD UP A SECOND, 259 00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:50,600 CHEF BOY-ARE-YOU-SHORT. 260 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,100 SEE YOU LATER, BABE. 261 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,867 EXCUSE ME. DO YOU KNOW 262 00:10:56,900 --> 00:10:58,467 WHERE THE ADMINISTRATION BUILDING IS? 263 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,834 I'M NEW HERE, AND THE CAMPUS IS SO CONFUSING. 264 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:03,033 PLEASE. THIS WHOLE CITY IS CONFUSING. 265 00:11:03,066 --> 00:11:05,033 WHEN I MOVED HERE FROM CLEVELAND-- 266 00:11:05,066 --> 00:11:07,000 YOU'RE FROM CLEVELAND? 267 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:09,100 SO AM I. 268 00:11:10,066 --> 00:11:12,166 YOU'RE KIDDING. 269 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,166 LISA. 270 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,166 DENISE. 271 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,467 I'LL WALK YOU RIGHT OVER. 272 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,700 GREAT. 273 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:20,533 [BOING] 274 00:11:20,567 --> 00:11:22,367 UH-OH. LOOK OUT, YOGI! 275 00:11:23,867 --> 00:11:25,967 KEVIN, COULD WE TURN THIS OFF A WHILE 276 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,133 AND TALK? 277 00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:28,367 OKAY. 278 00:11:32,433 --> 00:11:34,700 HEY, YOU WANT TO SEE MY BOO-BOO? 279 00:11:34,734 --> 00:11:36,033 OH. DID YOU HURT YOURSELF? 280 00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:38,133 NO. MY BOO-BOO. 281 00:11:38,166 --> 00:11:42,266 YOGI, I DON'T THINK THE RANGER'S GOING TO LIKE THAT. 282 00:11:45,734 --> 00:11:47,033 ARE YOU THIRSTY? 283 00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:48,266 YEAH, SOMETIMES. 284 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:49,467 NO, KEVIN, UM-- 285 00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:52,700 COME ON. 286 00:11:54,834 --> 00:11:56,867 WILL, LISA, THIS IS KEVIN. 287 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,500 HEY, KEV! WHAT'S UP, MAN? 288 00:11:59,533 --> 00:12:01,000 UH, I DON'T KNOW. 289 00:12:03,033 --> 00:12:05,433 YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY SPLITTING ATOMS, EITHER, OKAY? 290 00:12:07,066 --> 00:12:09,633 BABY, WILL YOU GET THE BROWN SUGAR, PLEASE? 291 00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:10,967 OH, SURE THING, SWEETHEART. 292 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,133 WHOA! 293 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:14,533 OH! BABY! 294 00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:19,133 OH, HEY, UNCLE PHIL. WHAT'S UP, MAN? 295 00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:20,633 I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH 296 00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:24,233 FOR THE, UH, LITTLE HISTORY LESSON. 297 00:12:24,266 --> 00:12:26,533 OH, OH. SO THERE WAS A TEST. 298 00:12:26,567 --> 00:12:28,533 OH, YEAH. I GOT TO ADMIT, 299 00:12:28,567 --> 00:12:30,533 I PEEKED OVER A COUPLE OF SHOULDERS, 300 00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:33,333 AND I LIKED WHAT I SAW, BUT I DID NOT CHEAT. 301 00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:34,767 OH, GOOD FOR YOU, SON. 302 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,567 ALRIGHT. 303 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,734 I THOUGHT YOU TOOK ALL YOUR TESTS. 304 00:12:39,767 --> 00:12:42,900 OH. UH, IT WAS AN UNEXPECTED ORAL EXAM, 305 00:12:42,934 --> 00:12:44,767 BUT, UH, YOU KNOW WHAT, BABY? 306 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,867 I PASSED, AND IT'S OUT OF MY LIFE, 307 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,834 SO LET'S HAVE A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. 308 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,233 AHEM. 309 00:12:51,266 --> 00:12:52,700 SURPRISE. 310 00:12:52,734 --> 00:12:54,700 AAH! 311 00:12:59,367 --> 00:13:01,367 ♪ I FEEL GOOD ♪♪ 312 00:13:08,367 --> 00:13:10,700 OH, DENISE, I'M HAPPY YOU COULD MAKE IT. 313 00:13:10,734 --> 00:13:12,700 EVERYONE, THIS IS MY NEW FRIEND, DENISE. 314 00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:15,133 THIS IS HILARY, ASHLEY, KEVIN, 315 00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:16,533 AND THIS IS CARLTON. 316 00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:18,700 MISS ME, MISS ME, NOW YOU GOT TO-- 317 00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:24,200 NICE SEEING YOU AGAIN, DENISE. 318 00:13:24,233 --> 00:13:26,667 THERE'S SOMEONE I REALLY WANT YOU TO MEET. 319 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:29,667 THIS IS MY FIANCé WILL. ISN'T HE CUTE? 320 00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:32,033 CUTE? THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. 321 00:13:32,066 --> 00:13:33,834 HE'S GORGEOUS. 322 00:13:33,867 --> 00:13:36,333 AH HA HA! ME? 323 00:13:36,367 --> 00:13:37,500 NAH! 324 00:13:37,533 --> 00:13:39,834 GORGEOUS? NO, MAN. 325 00:13:39,867 --> 00:13:44,333 I GOT BIG EARS AND A BIG HIGH BUTT, YOU KNOW? 326 00:13:44,367 --> 00:13:46,500 MODEST, TOO. WHAT A CATCH. 327 00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:49,500 OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. LISA CAUGHT ME. 328 00:13:49,533 --> 00:13:51,700 AND I'M TOO BIG TO THROW BACK, 329 00:13:51,734 --> 00:13:53,400 AIN'T I, BABY? 330 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,066 CAN I HELP WITH SOMETHING? 331 00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:57,700 OH, DENISE, YOU'RE SO SWEET. 332 00:13:57,734 --> 00:14:00,166 YOU CAN ACTUALLY PUT THOSE STRAWBERRIES IN A BOWL, 333 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,900 AND I'LL HELP GEOFFREY PUT THIS PLATTER UP. 334 00:14:02,934 --> 00:14:04,667 HEY, BABY, I'LL HELP HIM. 335 00:14:04,700 --> 00:14:06,800 STAY AND GIVE DENISE A HAND. 336 00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:09,467 NO, NO, NO. I SHOULD KEEP MY HANDS TO MYSELF. 337 00:14:13,467 --> 00:14:16,100 OH, COME ON, WILL. I DON'T BITE. 338 00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:18,600 UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU WANT ME TO. 339 00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:20,533 HEY. GIRL, STOP IT. 340 00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:23,000 MY FIANC E IS RIGHT IN THE OTHER ROOM. 341 00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,867 MMM. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SO EXCITING. 342 00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:31,066 GIRL, YOU'RE LIKE A BLACK HEATHER LOCKLEAR, AIN'T YOU? 343 00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:37,467 OH, WHAT WONDERFUL GIFTS. 344 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,667 KEEP THE RECEIPTS. 345 00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:44,100 OH, THANK YOU, EVERYBODY. 346 00:14:45,567 --> 00:14:48,000 OH, DENISE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 347 00:14:48,033 --> 00:14:49,734 THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 348 00:14:49,767 --> 00:14:51,233 LISTEN, I HATE TO ASK, 349 00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:53,233 BUT MY RIDE ONLY DROPPED ME OFF, 350 00:14:53,266 --> 00:14:54,700 SO I'M KIND OF STUCK. 351 00:14:54,734 --> 00:14:56,400 YOU DON'T SUPPOSE-- 352 00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:57,900 I'D GIVE YOU A RIDE, 353 00:14:57,934 --> 00:14:59,667 ONLY I HAVE TO CLEAN UP. 354 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,033 WILL. 355 00:15:02,834 --> 00:15:04,800 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 356 00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:06,300 SHH! NOTHING, UNCLE PHIL. 357 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:08,300 IT JUST SUDDENLY GOT HOT IN HERE. 358 00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,300 BROTHER LOOKING FOR A LITTLE SHADE. 359 00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:14,133 WILL, 360 00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:15,800 DENISE NEEDS A RIDE HOME. 361 00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:20,400 UH, YEAH, UH, BABY. NO. 362 00:15:20,433 --> 00:15:22,834 HEY, WELL, UH, THAT'S OKAY I CAN WALK. 363 00:15:22,867 --> 00:15:25,266 IT'S ONLY 11 MILES. 364 00:15:27,734 --> 00:15:29,433 WAIT, WAIT. 365 00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:32,433 WE AIN'T GOING TO LET YOU WALK 11 MILES. 366 00:15:32,467 --> 00:15:35,734 BABY, WHERE'S NICKY'S SKATEBOARD? 367 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,934 ALL--ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT. 368 00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:43,200 I'LL DO YOU--IT! IT! I'LL DO IT! 369 00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:48,467 I--I MEAN, UH... 370 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,467 I'LL GIVE YOU A--A RIDE. 371 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,533 OH! NO. UH... 372 00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:55,166 COME ON! 373 00:16:02,834 --> 00:16:05,433 WELL, SAFE AS CARLTON'S BACKSEAT. 374 00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:07,967 WILL. 375 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,700 PLEASE. 376 00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:18,433 [CLICK] 377 00:16:18,467 --> 00:16:21,066 HEY. HEY, WE ARE ONLY FOUR FLOORS UP. 378 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:22,433 I AIN'T GOT NO PROBLEM 379 00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:25,467 DOING A WESLEY SNIPES OUT THIS WINDOW. 380 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:29,967 LISA'S SO SWEET AND SO TRUSTING. 381 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,734 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I CAME ON TO YOU. 382 00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:34,367 YEAH. 383 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:38,333 BAD DENISE. BAD DENISE. 384 00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:41,367 YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT? 385 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,300 I FEEL LIKE SUCH A-- A FOOL. 386 00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:51,734 HEY, COME ON, COME ON. HEY, D-DON'T CRY. 387 00:16:51,767 --> 00:16:53,734 NO, NO! I CAN'T HELP IT! 388 00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:55,233 I MEAN, WOULDN'T YOU CRY 389 00:16:55,266 --> 00:16:57,233 IF YOU THREW YOURSELF AT SOMEONE 390 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,734 AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN CARE? 391 00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:01,300 WELL, ONLY IF I MISSED 392 00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,300 AND HIT THE WALL, YOU KNOW. 393 00:17:03,333 --> 00:17:04,800 IF I, UH, MISSED... 394 00:17:04,834 --> 00:17:07,300 GO ON. GO HOME, WILL. 395 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:08,433 I'LL BE FINE, REALLY. 396 00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:10,400 OKEY-DOKEY. COOL. SEE YOU. 397 00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:12,934 OHH! 398 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:17,734 COME ON. COME-- 399 00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:21,500 HEY, IT'S NOT LIKE ANYTHING HAPPENED, YOU KNOW. 400 00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:23,266 OH, WILL! 401 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,300 HEY. 402 00:17:25,567 --> 00:17:27,500 UH... 403 00:17:27,533 --> 00:17:29,567 HEY, DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF. 404 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:33,700 NO. 405 00:17:33,734 --> 00:17:35,066 I MEAN, COME ON. 406 00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:38,066 BESIDES, HEY, YOU COULDN'T HELP IT, YOU KNOW? 407 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,400 I MEAN, I AM FINE, YOU KNOW? 408 00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:44,533 YOU CERTAINLY ARE. 409 00:17:44,567 --> 00:17:46,333 OH, WAIT! 410 00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:47,734 UH, OH, HEY, GIRL. 411 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,433 G-GET OFF. GET--UH, 412 00:17:49,467 --> 00:17:50,734 GET OFF! 413 00:17:50,767 --> 00:17:54,767 OH HO HO HO HA HA HO! 414 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,266 I DON'T BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT! 415 00:17:57,300 --> 00:18:00,000 I INVENTED THAT! 416 00:18:00,033 --> 00:18:04,033 WELL, THEN, YOU KNOW WHAT COMES NEXT. 417 00:18:06,133 --> 00:18:08,033 YOU BETTER STOP PLAYING. 418 00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:10,233 OH... 419 00:18:10,266 --> 00:18:12,767 YOU--YOU THINK THAT, YOU KNOW, 420 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,900 I'M GOING TO JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT 421 00:18:14,934 --> 00:18:19,266 JUST 'CAUSE YOU GOT SOFT... MILK-CHOCOLATEY SKIN. 422 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,133 WHAT IS THAT, SATIN? 423 00:18:24,633 --> 00:18:26,166 SILK. 424 00:18:29,066 --> 00:18:30,133 MMM... 425 00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:31,934 NOW... 426 00:18:31,967 --> 00:18:33,934 DOESN'T THAT FEEL GOOD? 427 00:18:33,967 --> 00:18:37,200 OH, YEAH, I'VE AL-- I'VE ALWAYS LIKED SILK. 428 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,967 NO. I MEAN US. 429 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,533 I KNEW I COULD MAKE YOU FORGET YOUR FIANCEE. 430 00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:45,367 OH, HEY, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE. 431 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,567 AIN'T NOBODY MAKING ME FORGET ABOUT MY FIANCEE. 432 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,600 I LOVE...LUCY. 433 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,467 THAT AIN'T IT, IS IT? 434 00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,633 IT'S LISA. 435 00:18:58,667 --> 00:19:01,300 AH. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 436 00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,934 UH... 437 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:05,233 WILL, JUST RELAX. 438 00:19:05,266 --> 00:19:06,567 DON'T FIGHT IT. 439 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,600 JUST DO WHAT FEELS RIGHT. 440 00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,934 OKAY. 441 00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:19,400 BYE, DENISE. 442 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:28,233 I LOVE THAT GIRL TOO MUCH. 443 00:19:28,266 --> 00:19:30,233 I'M NOT GOING OUT LIKE THAT. 444 00:19:30,266 --> 00:19:33,300 YOU MEAN I HAD NO EFFECT ON YOU AT ALL? 445 00:19:33,333 --> 00:19:35,400 NONE AT ALL. 446 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,800 UM... 447 00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:51,133 UH, I THINK I MUST HAVE DROPPED MY KEYS 448 00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:53,100 WHEN YOU ATTACKED ME. COULD YOU SEE...? 449 00:19:54,467 --> 00:19:56,600 THANK YOU. 450 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,867 KEEP THE CAR. 451 00:20:10,934 --> 00:20:12,867 LISA, BABY... 452 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:18,967 LOOK, LISA, SOMETHING HAPPENED BETWEEN ME AND DENISE... 453 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,633 BABY, I SWEAR TO YOU THAT NOTHING LIKE THIS 454 00:20:21,667 --> 00:20:24,700 WILL EVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 455 00:20:24,734 --> 00:20:27,600 BABY, YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME. 456 00:20:27,633 --> 00:20:30,400 I LOVE YOU. I WANT YOU TO BE MY WIFE. 457 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,900 WAIT, G, G. HOLD UP. 458 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,300 LISTEN, UM... 459 00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:40,400 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU. 460 00:20:40,433 --> 00:20:44,000 I KIND OF BETRAYED LISA'S TRUST, 461 00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:46,233 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 462 00:20:46,266 --> 00:20:49,033 MIGHT I VENTURE AN OPINION, YOUNG SIR? 463 00:20:49,066 --> 00:20:52,633 YOU AND MISS LISA ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK 464 00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:54,700 ON A LIFELONG JOURNEY TOGETHER, 465 00:20:54,734 --> 00:20:57,533 AND YOU CANNOT HOPE TO REMAIN ON COURSE 466 00:20:57,567 --> 00:21:02,533 UNLESS HONESTY IS YOUR NORTH STAR. 467 00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:04,367 WOW. 468 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,200 YO, THAT'S DEEP, G. 469 00:21:06,233 --> 00:21:07,633 WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT? 470 00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:09,967 POPEYE. 471 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,900 OH, DUDE GOT SKILLS. 472 00:21:12,934 --> 00:21:16,300 HEY, G, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE RIGHT, MAN. 473 00:21:16,333 --> 00:21:18,600 I'M GOING TO TELL LISA FROM NOW ON 474 00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:21,834 THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH. 475 00:21:21,867 --> 00:21:24,667 GOOD LUCK. 476 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,233 [WHISTLING] 477 00:21:27,133 --> 00:21:28,133 HEY, BABY. 478 00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:29,233 HEY. 479 00:21:29,266 --> 00:21:31,400 WHAT DID YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT? 480 00:21:31,433 --> 00:21:33,867 LOOK, LISA... 481 00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:36,800 ALRIGHT, BABY, LISTEN... 482 00:21:37,867 --> 00:21:39,567 I LOVE YOU. 483 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,800 OH, WILL... 484 00:21:44,567 --> 00:21:46,533 LIKE I'D LISTEN TO GEOFFREY. 485 00:21:46,567 --> 00:21:49,633 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU SEEN HIM WITH A WOMAN?