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[instrumental music]

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Hilary, what are you doing?

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I'm putting tags on everything
I'm taking with me.

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Taking with you where?

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Oh, didn't I tell you?

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The other day when I went out
to buy that sweater

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I bought a house to match.

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[laughing]

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Sweetheart,
that's unbelievable.

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Do I know how to
accessorize or what?

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[laughing]

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Hey, you can't take
all that stuff with you.

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The hell she can't.

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Thanks, daddy.

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[theme song]

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♪ Now this is a story ♪

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♪ All about how my life
got flipped ♪

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♪ Turned upside-down ♪

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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

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♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪

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♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

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♪ In West Philadelphia,
born and raised ♪

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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪

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♪ Chillin' out, maxin'
relaxing all cool ♪

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♪ And all shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪

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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared ♪

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♪ And said you're moving
with your auntie ♪

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♪ And uncle in Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪

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♪ The license plate said fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪

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♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪

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♪ But I thought
nah forget it ♪

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♪ Yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪

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♪ And I yelled
to the cabbie ♪

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♪ Yo homes smell you later ♪

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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

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♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪

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Were you or were you not
supposed to be there

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at 11:00 p.m. sharp?

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[gibberish]

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I told you
I had to drop Lisa off.

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Besides, I was there
at 11:30.

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That's right,
for 30 treacherous minutes

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I stood alone at the corner
of Rexford and Olympic.

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Carlton, that's Beverly
Hills.

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Yeah, the bad part.

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9-0-2-1-1.

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You know, Will, lately you've
been completely unreliable.

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I just hope you don't disappoint
me this weekend.

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This weekend?

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Oh. Oh, yeah,
this weekend, yeah.

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Yeah.

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You have no idea
what I'm talking about, do you?

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Yeah, yes I do.
This weekend.

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You know,
Saturday and Sunday.

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How you constantly
disappoint me.

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What do we always do the first
weekend after the New Year?

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Your annual height check?

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After that.

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This weekend is our yearly
bros-in-the-snow getaway.

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Come on, Will.

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We've gone on these trips
the last four years running.

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- I live for this weekend.
- Okay, Carlton, I am sorry.

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I forgot. Alright?
I-I'll go.

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Just go upstairs
and wax your skis

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or your legs
or whatever you wax.

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Alright, I'll forgive you
this time.

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Oh, this is going
to be grand.

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[sighs]

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Asking Ms. Lisa
for permission?

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First of all, Benson, I ain't
gotta ask nobody for permission.

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Hey, Lisa.

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- Hey, sweetie.
- Uh..

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Listen, babe, um,
about our date this weekend..

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Oh, Will, you know what, I just
found out that I have to work.

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Oh, darn.

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Uh, I guess I'll just have to
go on an annual ski weekend

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to Mammoth with Carlton.

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Well, good,
because when you're not busy

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you know you get yourself
into trouble.

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[laughing]

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Alright, baby.
Hey, you know what?

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It's a shame
you can't come with us.

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Yeah, I wish I could.

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Well, wear your long johns.

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Yes, dear.

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Hey, I love you, baby.

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I love you too.

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- Alright. Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.

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[clucking]

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That was a pretty nasty fall
you took there, Will.

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Fall?

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No, you must have been watching

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one of the other black
skiers.

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Oh, these weekends really get
my adrenalin pumping.

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How about some hot cocoa?

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Yeah, make mine a double.

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[both chuckle]

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Two cocoas please.
One grande.

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Okay.

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Will, you remember when we
first started coming up here?

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Uh, yeah, it was a weekend,
wasn't it?

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I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I remember now.

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This place is always fly,
man.

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Well, if you think today
was fun, wait till you see

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what I got planned
for the rest of the evening.

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After we power down our cocoas

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there's a complimentary
luge lesson.

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Followed by supper at 7:00

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then back to the room
for some hot spiced cider

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and a Barbara Walters Special.

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You know, normally, I would
ditch you on that last one

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but, uh, I'm gonna let you
in
on a little something.

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Ever since I was like seven

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I had a mad crush
on Barbara Walters.

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I thought I was the only one.

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How do you feel
about Nancy Reagan?

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Oh, see now you're
being just sick.

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Hi.

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Nice parka. Down?

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Uh, no, it's a poly blend.

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Mine's alpaca.

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I'm Angie Cobb.

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Look, Ms. Cobb,
I know what you're up to

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and I'm not interested.

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You have eyes, take a look,
I'm with him.

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This is our special weekend.

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Oh.
Well, good for you.

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Good for the both of you.

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W-wait a minute, baby.
I don't even know this guy.

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Geoffrey, admit it.

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You're going to miss me,
aren't you?

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Oh, yes, Ms. Hilary.

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In fact, I'm going to go
upstairs right now

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and have myself a good cry.

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[sobbing]

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Wow, he's even more upset
about my leaving than I thought.

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I hope he doesn't
hurt himself.

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I can't believe it.
My big sister's moving out.

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Oh, Ashley,
mi casa esyourcasa.

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You can come over
any time you want.

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Except for Tuesdays
when I shoot three shows

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and I really need my space.

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Oh, and Thursdays.

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I shop till about 9:00

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and then I take
a warm bath and read.

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Why don't you come over on
Mondays between 11:15 and 2:30?

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Hilary, I'm in school.

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Well, if you can't
find the time..

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Another cocoa, Will?

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Oh, no,
I'm gonna have to pass, C.

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I drink another cocoa,
I mess around

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I have to let out
a Hershey bar.

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[Carlton sighs]

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This is what
life's all about.

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I mean, look around us.
Is this not the best?

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Two guys together,
beautiful surroundings

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white snow, fresh air.

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God, look at those
mountains.

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The hills are alive.

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You know, we should
get away more often.

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- Me and you, you and...
- Lisa.

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No, not Lisa.
I mean, no offense.

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I know she's your girlfriend,
and all but--

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- Hey, baby.
- Hey.

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- What are you doing here?
- Well, my boss didn't need me.

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So it was either
stay home and study

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or come up here
and be with my baby.

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Aw.
Break it down one time. Ahh.

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- Hey, Carlton.
- Nice to see you again, Lisa.

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Uh, Will, I'm gonna go to
the car and get my stuff.

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I'm so happy you invited me.

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You invited her?

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Well, yeah.
Well, kind of.

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I mean, come on, Carlton,
now, this does not mean

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that we can't still
have a good time.

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'Smile.'

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Smile.

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- You can do it.
- No.

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Look, this was supposed
to be our special weekend.

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I don't wanna share you
with some woman.

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Listen, listen, Carlton,
just because Lisa's here

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that don't mean
we can't have fun, man.

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Listen, hey, we are gonna do

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every single thing
that you have scheduled.

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- Promise?
- Yes, sir.

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- We're still gonna go luging?
- Oh, absolutely.

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And we're still gonna go to the
restaurant I picked for dinner?

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- Oh, yes, sir.
- What about Barbara Walters?

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I wouldn't miss it
for the world.

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Carlton, come on, man,
ain't nothing changed.

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We are inseparable.

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- Oh. What's up, baby?
- Hey.

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Listen, why don't you go down
and check out some of the shops?

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Uh, I mean, unless you wanna
hang out with a couple lugers.

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[Lisa giggles]

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Will, it was such a cold
and lonely drive up here

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I just wanna go upstairs and get
into a nice hot bubble bath.

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You do know
how to pour bubbles, right?

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Mm.

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Um, hold that thought.

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- Carlton..
- Oh, I knew it! I knew it!

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I knew it!

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- Oh, I'm out of here.
- Oh, Carlton.

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Where are you go..
Carlton, come on, man.

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- What is wrong with him?
- Um, nothing.

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Uh, baby, listen, why don't
you go ahead upstairs

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get the tub started,
let Calgon take you halfway

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and I'll come take you
the rest, alright?

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Carlton, wait.

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[engine revving]

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- Carlton.
- Get out of my car.

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Carlton, this is not your car.

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Then get out of my rental
car.

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- No.
- Fine.

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Look, Carlton, come on.

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Now I'll never
get to see that

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Barbara Walters Special.

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And she had Henry Winkler
too.

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- Carlton, listen, man.
- You made me miss Fonzie.

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- Carlton, look.
- No, you look.

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No, slow up, deer.

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Don't you try to
sweet-talk me, Will.

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No, Carlton,
in the road, a deer!

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[both screaming]

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[tires screeching]

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Oh. Oh.

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Oh, I don't believe this.

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I know, these air bags
are worthless.

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I'm alive!

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I'm alive!

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I swear, God as my witness

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I will be in church
first thing Sunday morning.

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Oh, wait, Sunday's bad.

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Oh. Okay, I'll cancel,
I'll cancel.

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Your whole life does flash
before your eyes.

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Which reminds me,
you still owe me 20 bucks

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from three years ago.

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You want your 20 bucks?

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Okay, here it is.

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[gibberish]

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Now, go get it,
you little car flipper.

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What are you doing?

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Making a mental note
of where it is in case

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we get out of here,
which we won't.

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What are you talking about?

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It's a 40-foot drop
to that slope.

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Well, we ain't going that way.

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I'm climbing back up
to the road.

253
00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:53,039
Will, that's sheer ice.
Happen not gonna.

254
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,070
Back in Philly,
they used to call me Spider-Man.

255
00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:06,240
That was just
one of my nicknames.

256
00:13:09,159 --> 00:13:11,120
So this is it.

257
00:13:11,139 --> 00:13:14,110
This is how
the Carlton Banks story ends.

258
00:13:14,129 --> 00:13:15,240
With a whimper.

259
00:13:17,049 --> 00:13:18,220
[whimpers]

260
00:13:19,289 --> 00:13:21,149
Shut up, Carlton.

261
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:26,100
Help!

262
00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:28,240
[echoing]
'Help!'

263
00:13:31,149 --> 00:13:32,110
Echo!

264
00:13:32,129 --> 00:13:35,190
[echoing]
'Echo! Echo!'

265
00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:39,279
Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho.

266
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,039
[echoing]
'Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-ho.'

267
00:13:42,059 --> 00:13:45,029
Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hey.

268
00:13:45,049 --> 00:13:47,220
[echoing]
'Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hey.'

269
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:50,240
Hi-de-hi-de-Heidi-Fleiss.

270
00:13:50,259 --> 00:13:53,029
[echoing]
'Hi-de-hi-de-Heidi-Fleiss.'

271
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:57,029
Daddy, isn't it
great about Hilary?

272
00:13:57,049 --> 00:13:58,190
When do you think
I'll get to move out?

273
00:13:58,210 --> 00:14:01,179
Oh-ho, sweetheart,
you know expressions

274
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,200
like "When hell freezes
over."

275
00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,080
"When the cows come home."

276
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,230
"When donkeys fly."

277
00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:09,100
Pick one.

278
00:14:13,210 --> 00:14:15,200
It's too dark to signal with
that mirror, William

279
00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:17,090
you might as well put it
down.

280
00:14:19,029 --> 00:14:21,159
I've been trying to for,
like, a half hour.

281
00:14:27,090 --> 00:14:28,259
Will, I want you to eat me.

282
00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,059
I-if I die first.

283
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:35,269
You can stay alive by using
my body for nourishment.

284
00:14:35,289 --> 00:14:38,250
Incidentally, the buttocks
has the most meat.

285
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,279
God, I hope I go first.

286
00:14:49,009 --> 00:14:50,120
[grunts]

287
00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:53,120
Ouch.

288
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:57,059
God, man, my fingers
are getting all numb.

289
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,000
That's how it starts.

290
00:14:59,019 --> 00:15:02,200
First numbness, then the
sensation of needles on skin

291
00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:05,019
and finally, right before death,
violent spasms

292
00:15:05,039 --> 00:15:08,049
as your blood freezes
and your heart locks up.

293
00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:10,179
No more Discovery Channel
for you, man.

294
00:15:14,279 --> 00:15:16,159
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

295
00:15:16,179 --> 00:15:19,100
- What Carlton? What? What?
- No, no, no!

296
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:22,049
What, Carlton, violent spasms?
Tell me what to do.

297
00:15:22,070 --> 00:15:24,159
I didn't get the insurance.

298
00:15:29,190 --> 00:15:30,169
What?

299
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:32,019
I put the car on my credit card

300
00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:34,120
and I didn't get
the six dollar insurance.

301
00:15:34,139 --> 00:15:36,230
You always wonder why they ask
you to sign that waiver.

302
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:38,200
Well, there it is.

303
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,019
I don't know what's worse.

304
00:15:47,039 --> 00:15:49,110
Dying a slow agonizing death

305
00:15:49,129 --> 00:15:52,169
or staying alive
and listening to you.

306
00:16:00,289 --> 00:16:02,139
Damn, it's cold.

307
00:16:06,129 --> 00:16:07,240
You know, Will?

308
00:16:10,059 --> 00:16:11,289
I don't have any friends.

309
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,120
What are you talking about,
Carlton?

310
00:16:16,139 --> 00:16:18,049
You got plenty of friends, man.

311
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,100
You think
people are your friends

312
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,110
but they're only that

313
00:16:24,129 --> 00:16:26,230
because of
what you can do for them.

314
00:16:29,049 --> 00:16:30,110
Except you, Will.

315
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,240
'I don't do anything for you.'

316
00:16:36,090 --> 00:16:38,279
Even when you make fun of me..

317
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,090
...I know you're doing it
out of love.

318
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:46,100
You haven't been doing that
as much lately.

319
00:16:47,149 --> 00:16:49,120
What are you talking
about, Carlton?

320
00:16:49,139 --> 00:16:52,019
I just called you
Thumbelina this morning.

321
00:16:53,289 --> 00:16:56,029
Yeah, but your heart
wasn't in it.

322
00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:00,269
Look, Carlton..

323
00:17:00,289 --> 00:17:02,250
...let me tell you
something, man.

324
00:17:02,269 --> 00:17:06,039
Lisa, that's my girlfriend

325
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:08,079
and we're gonna be
together, man.

326
00:17:08,099 --> 00:17:11,109
But that doesn't change the fact
that you're my best friend.

327
00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:16,160
Stumpy.

328
00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:21,000
I'd cry,
but my tear ducts are frozen.

329
00:17:24,019 --> 00:17:27,240
You know what?
I ain't going out like this.

330
00:17:27,259 --> 00:17:30,230
Alright, look,
I figure if I can hit this slope

331
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:34,109
at the perfect angle I could
ski down and get us some help.

332
00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:37,000
Look, Will, I'm a much
better
skier than you.

333
00:17:37,019 --> 00:17:39,210
- Let me go.
- Go ahead.

334
00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:43,109
You'd let me jump like that?

335
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,230
Hey, hey, hey, who better
to risk his life for me

336
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:48,059
than my best friend, huh?
Huh?

337
00:17:53,089 --> 00:17:55,109
Wait, Carlton.

338
00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:58,099
I think I see somebody
down there.

339
00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,259
We're saved.

340
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:02,000
Hello, up here!

341
00:18:02,019 --> 00:18:04,039
[echoing]
'Hello, up here!'

342
00:18:04,059 --> 00:18:06,089
I think he sees us.

343
00:18:06,109 --> 00:18:08,279
(male #1)
'Don't yell.'

344
00:18:10,019 --> 00:18:12,000
What? What did he say?

345
00:18:12,019 --> 00:18:15,109
I think he said,
"Don't yell."

346
00:18:15,130 --> 00:18:17,119
Don't yell?

347
00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:19,119
Why not?

348
00:18:20,279 --> 00:18:22,160
[echoing]
'Why not?'

349
00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:25,099
[rumbling]

350
00:18:25,119 --> 00:18:27,130
(both)
Avalanche!

351
00:18:33,099 --> 00:18:35,000
[grunts]

352
00:18:55,210 --> 00:18:57,230
You don't think
anything bad happened, do you?

353
00:18:57,250 --> 00:19:00,119
Of course not. I'm sure
they'll be back any second.

354
00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:04,279
[Carlton screaming]

355
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,089
What was that?

356
00:19:10,089 --> 00:19:13,140
Hey, you know, you never
know
how brave you can be

357
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,049
until you don't have
no choice.

358
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,170
You know, now I see
how people could jump out

359
00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:20,089
of burning buildings.

360
00:19:20,109 --> 00:19:22,160
You couldn't figure it
out before?

361
00:19:26,109 --> 00:19:29,089
Look, Lisa,
we still have a full day left.

362
00:19:29,109 --> 00:19:31,190
Why don't we make
the most of it?

363
00:19:31,210 --> 00:19:34,130
I would like that, Carlton.

364
00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:35,210
Well, there's three of us now

365
00:19:35,230 --> 00:19:37,190
so we probably
need to get another room.

366
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:39,039
I have a room.

367
00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:44,200
Hey, isn't that great?

368
00:19:44,220 --> 00:19:46,000
Now you and I can stay together

369
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,259
and Lisa can stay with her.

370
00:19:52,069 --> 00:19:54,069
I can't believe it.

371
00:19:54,089 --> 00:19:55,190
How could you not
take the insurance?

372
00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:57,150
It only costs
an extra six dollars.

373
00:19:59,099 --> 00:20:02,150
Sweetheart,
in honor of your new house

374
00:20:02,170 --> 00:20:04,130
we've put together
a little photo album for you.

375
00:20:04,150 --> 00:20:06,099
Oh.

376
00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:09,099
Naugahyde.
Wow.

377
00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:11,250
You really went all out.

378
00:20:11,269 --> 00:20:13,200
Just look at the pictures.

379
00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:16,269
Oh, look, here I am
at Camp Gucciwanka. Ha.

380
00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:19,269
Camp Gucciwanka?

381
00:20:19,289 --> 00:20:22,109
Oh, yeah, that's Apache
for "Over-privileged."

382
00:20:25,009 --> 00:20:28,200
I drew a picture of the family
and that's you with the diamond.

383
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:35,210
I'm gonna miss you all
so much.

384
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,059
Will, you take good care
of that little lady.

385
00:20:42,170 --> 00:20:46,140
And, Carlton, you stay just who
you are, I mean that.

386
00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:50,039
And, daddy, don't worry,
I still have duplicates

387
00:20:50,059 --> 00:20:51,240
of all your credit cards.

388
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,089
Goodbye, little house.

389
00:20:58,230 --> 00:21:01,059
Goodbye, little yard.

390
00:21:03,079 --> 00:21:05,170
Oh, goodbye, little lamp.

391
00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:08,089
Now, I could use this.

392
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:13,059
[sobbing]

393
00:21:15,289 --> 00:21:18,230
One down, four to go.

394
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:19,289
Take it easy, Philip.

395
00:21:20,009 --> 00:21:21,150
It's still about 13 years

396
00:21:21,170 --> 00:21:24,019
before our nest is empty.

397
00:21:24,039 --> 00:21:25,220
Oh, hey, you guys,
listen, me and Lisa

398
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,069
about to run to Roscoe,
get a little grub on.

399
00:21:28,089 --> 00:21:30,119
Uh, Carlton, you wanna go?

400
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:32,190
No, three is a crowd.

401
00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:34,170
- Come on.
- Okay.

402
00:21:34,190 --> 00:21:36,140
- See you later.
- 'Bye.'

403
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,200
Did you forget something,
sweetheart?

404
00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:42,289
Um, not something, someone.

405
00:21:48,230 --> 00:21:50,089
I hate my life.

406
00:21:51,230 --> 00:21:54,279
(Will)
Yo, stay tuned for more
"Fresh Prince."

407
00:21:56,049 --> 00:21:58,180
[theme music]

408
00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,289
♪ Yeah ♪

409
00:22:03,069 --> 00:22:04,109
♪ Yeah ♪

410
00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:08,289
♪ Yeah ♪

411
00:22:12,180 --> 00:22:13,200
♪ Yeah ♪

412
00:22:17,059 --> 00:22:18,089
♪ Yeah ♪

413
00:22:21,259 --> 00:22:23,049
♪ Yeah ♪♪