1
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- This piece is exquisite.
- Mm, it certainly is.

2
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And you can sense
the artist's pain

3
00:00:07,259 --> 00:00:10,140
and yet, yet it's
a celebration of life.

4
00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:13,000
Yo! A swap meet.

5
00:00:13,289 --> 00:00:15,289
This is Mr. Culture.

6
00:00:16,010 --> 00:00:17,210
Ah, what you talking about,
Uncle Phil?

7
00:00:17,230 --> 00:00:19,219
I got the, uh, capacity
for paintings, man.

8
00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:21,280
You know, I can sense
what the artist is sayin'.

9
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- Mm?
- Oh, like this one.

10
00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:27,230
What a brother got to do
to get some fries?

11
00:00:31,059 --> 00:00:32,149
See, and here

12
00:00:32,170 --> 00:00:37,090
I can sense
the juxtaposition of
metaphors

13
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interspersed with
the three-second violation.

14
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You're a jackass.

15
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[buzzing]

16
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What, what is that noise?

17
00:00:49,170 --> 00:00:51,289
Uh, Geoffrey's using
my electric shoe buffer.

18
00:00:52,009 --> 00:00:53,090
Do you mean that old thing

19
00:00:53,109 --> 00:00:55,000
with all the frayed wires
and all that?

20
00:00:55,020 --> 00:00:56,200
Hey, now that's
a one-of-a-kind original.

21
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They don't make 'em
like that anymore.

22
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[cracking]

23
00:01:02,049 --> 00:01:04,010
[rumbling]

24
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I call this one
"Workmen's Compensation."

25
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[theme song]

26
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♪ Now this is a story
all about ♪

27
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♪ How my life got flipped
turned upside down ♪

28
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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

29
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♪ I'll tell you how
I became the prince ♪

30
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♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

31
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[instrumental music]

32
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♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪

33
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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪

34
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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪

35
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♪ And all shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪

36
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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

37
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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

38
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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪

39
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♪ You're movin' with your auntie
and uncle in Bel-Air ♪

40
00:02:01,019 --> 00:02:03,000
♪ I whistled for a cab and when
it came near ♪

41
00:02:03,019 --> 00:02:05,189
♪ The license plate said Fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪

42
00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:07,269
♪ If anything I can say that
this cab was rare ♪

43
00:02:07,290 --> 00:02:11,259
♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

44
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♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪

45
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♪ And I yelled to the cabbie
yo homes smell you later ♪

46
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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

47
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♪ To sit on my throne as
the Prince of Bel-Air ♪

48
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[music continues]

49
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Ah, autumn, my favorite time
of the year.

50
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The leaves are fallin'
and the hotties are pledgin'.

51
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Here I go, girl.

52
00:02:51,159 --> 00:02:54,189
Baby, if I told you
you had a beautiful body

53
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would you hold it against me?

54
00:02:57,159 --> 00:03:00,090
Get it?
That's a doubleentendre.

55
00:03:01,199 --> 00:03:03,289
Savez-vous?

56
00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:05,210
Savez-vous?

57
00:03:06,189 --> 00:03:08,139
[speaking in foreign language]

58
00:03:08,159 --> 00:03:13,039
Oh, Grey Poupon to you too,
girl.

59
00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:14,289
Hey, listen, baby,
what do you say we go, uh

60
00:03:15,009 --> 00:03:16,030
have some dinner tonight?

61
00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:18,069
You know, escargots
and all that.

62
00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:20,240
I don't think
that'll be a good idea.

63
00:03:20,259 --> 00:03:25,189
I'm pledging Kappa and we
sisters have to stick together.

64
00:03:25,210 --> 00:03:27,030
That's right.

65
00:03:27,050 --> 00:03:29,099
Your lines won't work
with us, mister.

66
00:03:31,159 --> 00:03:35,050
Lines? What are y'all talking
about? These aren't lines.

67
00:03:35,069 --> 00:03:38,240
You know what? A woman cannot
take it when a man is honest.

68
00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:42,180
Look, when I take a woman out,
I'm 100 percent gentleman.

69
00:03:44,030 --> 00:03:46,000
Look, I'm opening car doors,
I'm paying for dinners.

70
00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:47,189
- Car doors, paying for dinners.
- I'm paying for dinners.

71
00:03:47,210 --> 00:03:50,270
(all)
And I treat a woman like
a king treats a queen.

72
00:03:52,180 --> 00:03:55,210
Y'all remembered those, huh?

73
00:03:55,229 --> 00:03:58,129
Ladies, say goodbye to Will
in his native tongue.

74
00:03:58,150 --> 00:04:01,169
[all barking]

75
00:04:03,090 --> 00:04:04,139
[barks]

76
00:04:05,219 --> 00:04:06,219
[barks]

77
00:04:09,210 --> 00:04:11,000
I don't believe you.

78
00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:12,150
You're so desperate to get over

79
00:04:12,169 --> 00:04:14,060
that you gonna go out
on your own blood.

80
00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,160
I'm not trying to get over
on anybody, Will.

81
00:04:16,180 --> 00:04:19,209
Your problem is that you
can't
understand or respect women

82
00:04:19,230 --> 00:04:22,129
because you're not in touch
with your feminine side.

83
00:04:24,209 --> 00:04:26,139
And you know what
your problem is, C?

84
00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:29,120
You're not in touch
withanybody'sfeminine side.

85
00:04:30,079 --> 00:04:31,250
[instrumental music]

86
00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:37,009
Daddy, today I bought something
for someone I really love.

87
00:04:37,029 --> 00:04:38,230
And I hope you enjoy it,
sweetheart.

88
00:04:39,159 --> 00:04:41,250
Daddy, it's for you.

89
00:04:49,129 --> 00:04:51,029
Well, what do you think?

90
00:04:52,029 --> 00:04:55,060
It's-it's a-a blue.

91
00:04:55,079 --> 00:04:57,180
I bought it next door
at the new country club.

92
00:04:57,199 --> 00:05:00,120
It's a Marachi,
handmade in Milan.

93
00:05:00,139 --> 00:05:02,069
Don't you love it?
Try it on.

94
00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:09,069
Well...my, uh, first Marachi.

95
00:05:09,089 --> 00:05:10,209
Okay.

96
00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,230
Well, I just think
that sweater looks gorgeous.

97
00:05:19,250 --> 00:05:22,129
In fact, I'm gonna buy you
a matching hat.

98
00:05:23,089 --> 00:05:24,149
Uh, oh, sweetheart..

99
00:05:28,209 --> 00:05:32,189
Tell me, sir, do I wash that
or take a weed whacker to it?

100
00:05:36,139 --> 00:05:37,189
(Carlton)
So, what are you talkin' about?

101
00:05:37,209 --> 00:05:39,009
(Will)
What is..?

102
00:05:42,189 --> 00:05:45,009
Carlton, quick, get a bat,
let's bust this pinata.

103
00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:52,029
Don't worry about it, dad,
he got his earlier.

104
00:05:52,050 --> 00:05:55,040
Today, this entire group of
girls made a fool out of
Will.

105
00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:57,069
Not one of them would fall
for his lines.

106
00:05:57,090 --> 00:06:00,209
Master William, it's for you.
A Lisa Wilkes.

107
00:06:03,100 --> 00:06:05,000
Okay, one.

108
00:06:05,019 --> 00:06:06,079
Carlton, man, can I help it

109
00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:09,019
if I say the things
that women wanna hear?

110
00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:10,199
What's up, Chumpy?

111
00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,160
It's confidence, son.

112
00:06:13,180 --> 00:06:15,269
Women love a confident man.

113
00:06:15,290 --> 00:06:17,000
Take me for instance.

114
00:06:17,019 --> 00:06:19,110
Why, back in the day..

115
00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,040
[laughs]

116
00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:24,110
...I'd slip on the old dashiki.

117
00:06:24,129 --> 00:06:26,069
Puff up the old fro.

118
00:06:27,269 --> 00:06:30,009
Find a foxy mama

119
00:06:30,029 --> 00:06:33,000
say, "Hey, baby,
let's get it on."

120
00:06:35,110 --> 00:06:37,240
And they bought that?

121
00:06:37,259 --> 00:06:39,230
Actually, your mother
was the only one.

122
00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:48,149
[police siren wailing
at distance]

123
00:06:48,170 --> 00:06:50,090
Hey, Helen,
they was out of Goobers

124
00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:53,009
so I got us this
large thing of popcorn.

125
00:06:53,029 --> 00:06:55,040
[screaming]

126
00:06:56,090 --> 00:06:57,220
Get out!

127
00:06:59,009 --> 00:07:00,170
What you doin', Barney?

128
00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:04,139
Yo, man, where Helen at?

129
00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,160
She's probably at
the chiropractor.

130
00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:09,230
Helen!

131
00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:12,100
Helen.

132
00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,079
Oh, Will,
don't let that spoil anything

133
00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:17,060
because this has been
the greatest night.

134
00:07:17,079 --> 00:07:20,209
Well, if you like this one,
wait till you see the
sequel.

135
00:07:20,230 --> 00:07:22,149
You are a dog.

136
00:07:22,170 --> 00:07:23,230
[barks]

137
00:07:25,129 --> 00:07:27,230
The only problem is
I really wanna be a Kappa

138
00:07:27,250 --> 00:07:30,199
and if they see me with you,
they won't let me in.

139
00:07:30,220 --> 00:07:33,159
Uh, don't even worry about that,
baby, I'll wear a disguise.

140
00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:35,220
I'll go Michael Jackson
style.

141
00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,279
You don't need to go that far.

142
00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,199
I'm house-sitting
a friend's cabin this weekend

143
00:07:40,220 --> 00:07:42,220
and I wouldn't mind
a little company.

144
00:07:45,180 --> 00:07:47,110
Little company?

145
00:07:47,129 --> 00:07:51,090
I'm more like the Fortune
500,
you know?

146
00:07:51,110 --> 00:07:53,120
AT&T.

147
00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:56,180
Reach out and touch a
brother
if you got your bill paid.

148
00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,209
Will, where-where are you going?

149
00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:03,000
- Oh, to the cabin.
- That's tomorrow.

150
00:08:04,079 --> 00:08:06,120
Oh, cool.

151
00:08:06,139 --> 00:08:08,290
Well, uh, l-let's get back
to the movie.

152
00:08:11,079 --> 00:08:14,100
[instrumental music]

153
00:08:19,009 --> 00:08:22,009
I was so lucky I found this hat.

154
00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:26,000
It was the last extra
extra extra large.

155
00:08:26,019 --> 00:08:31,029
Well, gee, the gods must be
smiling on me.

156
00:08:31,050 --> 00:08:32,240
And I'd guess
there's some laughing

157
00:08:32,259 --> 00:08:34,169
and pointing going on too.

158
00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:38,279
Oh, honey, I think it's cute.

159
00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:40,049
Really?

160
00:08:40,070 --> 00:08:41,230
I'm going to the pro shop
to buy you

161
00:08:41,250 --> 00:08:44,100
a matching outfit right now.

162
00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:47,230
Well, honey,
I-I-I quit playing golf.

163
00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:49,039
[clatters]

164
00:08:50,289 --> 00:08:52,039
Look at this.

165
00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:56,000
You could at least yell "Fore!"

166
00:08:56,019 --> 00:08:58,000
I'll take care of it,
Miss Ashley.

167
00:08:58,019 --> 00:08:59,159
Thank you, Geoffrey.

168
00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:04,029
You know, when they
redesigned
this golf course

169
00:09:04,049 --> 00:09:06,049
I thought it might raise
our property values.

170
00:09:06,070 --> 00:09:08,159
But it's just making it
dangerous for us to be out here.

171
00:09:08,179 --> 00:09:11,110
Sir, perhaps you could
get them to erect a..

172
00:09:14,049 --> 00:09:16,019
...a fence.

173
00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:17,169
Geoffrey.

174
00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:22,289
♪ Always and forever ♪

175
00:09:23,009 --> 00:09:27,059
♪ Each moment with you.. ♪♪

176
00:09:28,029 --> 00:09:29,169
Will, you're so romantic

177
00:09:29,190 --> 00:09:32,240
I don't know why you have
such a horrible reputation.

178
00:09:32,259 --> 00:09:37,110
Yeah, you know,
I'm really just misunderstood.

179
00:09:37,129 --> 00:09:39,039
You spend a little time
with me, you'll see

180
00:09:39,059 --> 00:09:40,259
I'm-I'm actually pretty cool.

181
00:09:42,070 --> 00:09:45,080
[screaming]

182
00:09:53,039 --> 00:09:54,139
[groans]

183
00:10:01,179 --> 00:10:02,279
Now, where were we?

184
00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,019
[chuckles nervously]

185
00:10:05,039 --> 00:10:06,250
Why don't we just dance?

186
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:13,230
♪ With a smile ♪

187
00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:15,279
♪ Take time ♪

188
00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,169
Oh, I just
love these romantic songs.

189
00:10:19,190 --> 00:10:23,159
Baby, this song is not even
good enough for you.

190
00:10:23,179 --> 00:10:26,169
I could write you
the best love songever.

191
00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,269
Okay.

192
00:10:27,289 --> 00:10:30,220
♪ Together.. ♪

193
00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:32,009
Let's hear it.

194
00:10:33,190 --> 00:10:36,029
Oh, well, you see, um..

195
00:10:36,049 --> 00:10:39,110
I'm not really that good
at thinkin' on my feet.

196
00:10:54,039 --> 00:10:55,110
Not yet.

197
00:10:55,129 --> 00:10:57,139
How about we play
a little game first?

198
00:10:57,159 --> 00:11:00,259
- Oh, cool.
- Here, have a seat.

199
00:11:00,279 --> 00:11:02,080
Oh, what kind of game?

200
00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:05,129
We're gonna play
Cops and Robbers.

201
00:11:05,149 --> 00:11:06,230
♪ Oh now girl now ♪

202
00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,169
♪ Make it more better now ♪

203
00:11:11,159 --> 00:11:13,200
I'm gonna be the cop..

204
00:11:13,220 --> 00:11:16,289
...and you're gonna be
the nasty old robber.

205
00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:21,190
Just call me public
enemy number one, one, one.

206
00:11:21,210 --> 00:11:23,149
So how do you like
the game so far?

207
00:11:23,169 --> 00:11:26,039
Hey, beat the hell out of
playing Stratego with Carlton.

208
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,029
Ow!

209
00:11:29,049 --> 00:11:30,139
That's kinda tight.

210
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:35,240
Oh, I mean, uh,
I know my rights.

211
00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:38,129
I think I'm entitled
to one frisk.

212
00:11:38,149 --> 00:11:39,169
Shut up!

213
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,169
Arrugh!

214
00:11:47,049 --> 00:11:49,110
I thought you were good

215
00:11:49,129 --> 00:11:51,230
but you're not good.

216
00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:55,139
You've caused so much pain
to so many women.

217
00:11:55,159 --> 00:11:57,059
You're just a dirty dog.

218
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:01,009
And now it's payback time.

219
00:12:02,059 --> 00:12:04,070
Baby, you're kinda
killin' the mood.

220
00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:08,070
Ow!

221
00:12:11,279 --> 00:12:13,250
What are you, a psycho?

222
00:12:15,220 --> 00:12:17,289
You don't know how tired I am
of hearing that.

223
00:12:27,139 --> 00:12:28,169
Arrugh!

224
00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:31,039
[instrumental music]

225
00:12:34,009 --> 00:12:36,129
[instrumental music]

226
00:13:03,279 --> 00:13:06,279
[grunts]

227
00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:15,230
[grunts]

228
00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:24,240
[phone ringing]

229
00:13:26,090 --> 00:13:30,269
- Hello?
- 'Hey, hey, Nicky, it's Will.'

230
00:13:30,289 --> 00:13:32,129
Oh, hi, Will.

231
00:13:32,149 --> 00:13:33,269
Nicky, I need some help.

232
00:13:33,289 --> 00:13:35,279
I need you to get a grown-up.

233
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,159
(Nicky on phone)
'Carlton!'

234
00:13:37,179 --> 00:13:39,139
N-N-Nicky, I said a grown-up.

235
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:42,110
Carlton Banks here.

236
00:13:42,129 --> 00:13:43,289
(Will on phone)
'Carlton, it's Will.'

237
00:13:44,009 --> 00:13:46,070
I'm up at the cabin Lake
Arrowhead with that girl Lisa.

238
00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:47,259
Listen, she got me tied
to a chair, man.

239
00:13:47,279 --> 00:13:51,090
Oh, stop bragging,
you sick pervert.

240
00:13:53,059 --> 00:13:55,230
- Who's a pervert?
- Oh, I'm just teasing Will.

241
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:57,070
See, some sorority girls
are playin'

242
00:13:57,090 --> 00:13:58,129
a trick on him up in some cabin.

243
00:13:58,149 --> 00:13:59,200
What kind of trick?

244
00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:01,289
They're going to terrorize
and torture him.

245
00:14:03,139 --> 00:14:05,070
Oh, don't worry,
it's all in good fun.

246
00:14:08,259 --> 00:14:10,240
Oh.

247
00:14:10,259 --> 00:14:15,009
So Mr. Dirty Dog is trying
to make a phone call, is he?

248
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:19,240
So you mean to tell me for five
extra dollars I could get HBO?

249
00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,220
[clatters]

250
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,070
Okay, basic cable is cool.

251
00:14:28,049 --> 00:14:31,009
I hope you don't mind if I
freshen up a little bit for you.

252
00:14:33,259 --> 00:14:35,259
What you doin'?

253
00:14:35,279 --> 00:14:39,159
I just wanna look
pretty for you.

254
00:14:55,139 --> 00:14:57,070
And-and you do. You do.

255
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:04,009
You-you know, I saw a great
dress to go with that lipstick.

256
00:15:05,039 --> 00:15:06,129
You did?

257
00:15:06,149 --> 00:15:08,120
Yeah, and-and you know what,
i-if you untie me

258
00:15:08,139 --> 00:15:11,100
we could drive down to the store
and get it before it closes.

259
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,289
Do I look like a fool to
you?

260
00:15:18,029 --> 00:15:19,169
No, not a fool.

261
00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:24,210
(Will)
'Hey, wait, wait,
where you going?'

262
00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:26,179
To get the dress.

263
00:15:30,049 --> 00:15:31,279
Oh, Lord.

264
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,039
Ooh.

265
00:15:54,269 --> 00:15:57,259
Ooh! Hot. Ooh! Hot, hot.

266
00:15:57,279 --> 00:16:01,000
[instrumental music]

267
00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:10,190
[chuckling]

268
00:16:16,259 --> 00:16:20,000
- What did you just do?
- This.

269
00:16:23,289 --> 00:16:25,190
Think we can get away with this?

270
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,220
I can't believe you two.

271
00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:31,129
- Mustard is not the answer.
- No, she's right.

272
00:16:31,149 --> 00:16:32,269
Get the soy sauce.

273
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,110
(Kareem)
Fore!

274
00:16:35,129 --> 00:16:37,039
[glass shatters]

275
00:16:43,129 --> 00:16:46,159
- Wow, it's Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
- Hi.

276
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:48,019
- Hi.
- How you doin'?

277
00:16:48,039 --> 00:16:49,190
- Thank you.
- Pleased to meet you.

278
00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:53,149
- Hey, how are you?
- That will be $140.

279
00:16:53,169 --> 00:16:55,039
Jeez, I'm so sorry, you know

280
00:16:55,059 --> 00:16:57,009
putting is the worst part
of my game.

281
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,139
Hey, nice sweaters.

282
00:17:00,159 --> 00:17:01,190
Oh, uh, Marachi.

283
00:17:01,210 --> 00:17:04,079
Uh, our daughter
bought them for us.

284
00:17:04,099 --> 00:17:06,240
She's got great taste.

285
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:10,279
Hey, Mr. Kareem, they're waiting
for you on the tee.

286
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000
- Got to run, ciao.
- Bye.

287
00:17:13,019 --> 00:17:14,019
Ciao.

288
00:17:15,230 --> 00:17:17,059
You know, honey

289
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:20,250
the color of this sweater
does compliment your eyes.

290
00:17:20,269 --> 00:17:22,160
Well, it is comfy.

291
00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:24,130
Let's go get the stains out.

292
00:17:28,069 --> 00:17:30,049
These are my role models.

293
00:17:30,279 --> 00:17:32,210
[instrumental music]

294
00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:35,089
Oh, no.

295
00:17:35,109 --> 00:17:36,230
Oh, yes.

296
00:17:43,170 --> 00:17:46,180
How you doing there,
Little Miss Mood Swing?

297
00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:49,150
Give me the keys to the car.

298
00:17:49,170 --> 00:17:52,099
Oh, now I'm never gonna get in.

299
00:17:52,119 --> 00:17:53,240
You need to be worried
about gettin' out.

300
00:17:53,259 --> 00:17:56,009
Them rubber rooms
ain't got no windows.

301
00:17:57,130 --> 00:17:59,009
Will, I am not crazy, okay?

302
00:17:59,029 --> 00:18:01,109
This whole thing was
a sorority prank.

303
00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:03,160
They wanted me
to teach you a lesson.

304
00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:06,009
In what, bladder control?

305
00:18:07,079 --> 00:18:10,059
No.Respect for women.

306
00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:12,109
Ugh! I cannot believe
you sorority girls

307
00:18:12,130 --> 00:18:14,140
could be so devious.

308
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,190
It was actually
your cousin Carlton's idea.

309
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:22,079
Oh, yeah?

310
00:18:22,099 --> 00:18:25,130
You know what, I'mma pop
that little zit when I get home.

311
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:30,039
You give me the car keys.

312
00:18:31,079 --> 00:18:32,130
Thank you.

313
00:18:34,089 --> 00:18:36,210
[crying]

314
00:18:36,230 --> 00:18:39,279
- What you cryin' about?
- You don't care.

315
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,079
You're damn right I don't care,
you damn near fricasseed me.

316
00:18:46,190 --> 00:18:47,220
Oh.

317
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,170
[crying]

318
00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:53,190
But seriously, though,
what you cryin' about?

319
00:18:55,039 --> 00:18:59,059
Will, the only reason I did this
is because I wanna be a Kappa.

320
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:06,039
So I-I guess that if I don't
go through with this thing

321
00:19:06,059 --> 00:19:09,000
then you can kiss
your pledge pin goodbye.

322
00:19:10,089 --> 00:19:11,089
Oh, well.

323
00:19:11,109 --> 00:19:12,200
[laughs]

324
00:19:15,220 --> 00:19:17,099
(Lisa)
'I deserve that.'

325
00:19:20,049 --> 00:19:23,069
Will, I-I just want
you to know that..

326
00:19:23,089 --> 00:19:26,160
...this is the best date
that I've had in a long time.

327
00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:29,119
I, I mean,
b-before I tied you up.

328
00:19:30,289 --> 00:19:32,289
Like I'm supposed
to believe that.

329
00:19:33,009 --> 00:19:34,109
[scoffs]

330
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,170
For real?

331
00:19:41,190 --> 00:19:44,190
(Will)
You're right, I'm so sorry.

332
00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:46,240
I'm a dog.

333
00:19:46,259 --> 00:19:49,220
I'm the fresh prince
of the pound.

334
00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:52,190
The doggiest of all dogs.

335
00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:55,190
Unbelievable.
Will Smith apologizing.

336
00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:57,230
My sisters,
welcome the newest member

337
00:19:57,250 --> 00:20:00,019
of Kappa Phi Gamma, Lisa Wilkes.

338
00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:01,069
Alright, Lisa.

339
00:20:01,089 --> 00:20:03,039
[all cheering]

340
00:20:03,059 --> 00:20:05,140
Hey, wait, wait, wait,
whoa-whoa, hold up.

341
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,279
What-what, y'all-y'all
just gonna leave me

342
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,079
hangin' up here like
a piece of Rotisserie Gold, huh?

343
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,259
[barks]

344
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,200
[instrumental music]

345
00:20:26,079 --> 00:20:28,200
What's wrong, Will?
Rough weekend?

346
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,160
Carlton...man, listen,
my date with Lisa

347
00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:37,089
didn't quite turn out
the way I planned.

348
00:20:37,109 --> 00:20:39,019
Pray tell, why not?

349
00:20:40,109 --> 00:20:42,049
Carlton, we got up there,
the girl went crazy, man.

350
00:20:42,069 --> 00:20:45,009
She tied me to this chair, and
she was tryin' to torture me.

351
00:20:45,029 --> 00:20:46,180
No.

352
00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,170
But I got loose, man.

353
00:20:50,180 --> 00:20:52,069
Then she really went off.

354
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,200
So I grabbed this rock, man..

355
00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:57,240
[sobbing]

356
00:20:57,259 --> 00:20:59,210
...and I..

357
00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:02,089
Oh, my God,
she's still up there.

358
00:21:02,109 --> 00:21:05,210
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

359
00:21:07,029 --> 00:21:09,230
Oh, God. Oh, Lisa!

360
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,039
Gotcha!

361
00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:16,220
[laughs]

362
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:19,140
No! No!

363
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,230
Tell me you didn't. Oh, God!

364
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:26,130
No, no, no.

365
00:21:28,039 --> 00:21:31,109
Will, no. Oh, my God, no!

366
00:21:31,130 --> 00:21:32,240
Oh, no.

367
00:21:34,049 --> 00:21:36,099
How could you do this to me?

368
00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,269
Oh, no.

369
00:21:39,289 --> 00:21:41,140
Oh, my..

370
00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,130
Oh, God. Oh, God.

371
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,279
No.

372
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,119
No.

373
00:21:50,140 --> 00:21:53,190
Oh, God, how could he do
that?

374
00:21:53,210 --> 00:21:55,220
How could he do that?

375
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,089
Oh, my God!

376
00:21:58,039 --> 00:21:59,140
Oh, my God.

377
00:22:00,089 --> 00:22:03,059
[instrumental music]

378
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:08,289
♪ Yeah ♪

379
00:22:12,049 --> 00:22:13,140
♪ Yeah ♪

380
00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:18,039
♪ Yeah ♪

381
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:22,210
♪ Yeah ♪

382
00:22:26,009 --> 00:22:27,069
♪ Yeah ♪

383
00:22:30,259 --> 00:22:32,049
♪ Yeah ♪♪