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(Will)
On the last
"Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.."

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Hey, hey, Uncle Phil, man,
I gotta give you props

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for investing
in this record store, man.

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That must've been
a lot of money.

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H-how much are we really worth?

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We?

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[laughing]

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♪ Hey DJ keep playin'
that song ♪

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♪ All night ♪

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♪ On and on and on ♪

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♪ Hey Mr. DJ ♪

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♪ All the girls are ready.. ♪♪

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Ching-ching!

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♪ Boy it's time I told ya ♪

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♪ I can't wait no longer ♪

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♪ Got to make up your mind ♪♪

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I heard enough,
she's a knock-out.

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I definitely wanna sign her.

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Will..

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...you better be sure
you know what you're doin'.

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Uncle Phil, I know exactly
what I'm doing.

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[theme song]

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♪ Now this is a story
all about how ♪

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♪ My life got flipped
turned upside down ♪

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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

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♪ I'll tell you how
I became the prince ♪

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♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

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♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪

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♪ On the playground was
where I spent most of my days ♪

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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪

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♪ And all shootin' some B-ball
outside of the school ♪

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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

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♪ Started making trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared ♪

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♪ And said you're movin'
with your auntie ♪

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♪ And uncle in Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪

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♪ The license plate said fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪

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♪ If anything I could say
that this cab was rare ♪

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♪ But I thought
nah forget it ♪

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♪ Yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪

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♪ And I yelled to the cabbie
yo homes smell ya later ♪

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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

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♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪

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Six is completely unacceptable.

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It's Will Smith you talking to.

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I want ten.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
you got to give me ten

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or I'm taking Ashley Banks
elsewhere.

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That's what I thought.
You're a very smart man.

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No, no, love you.Ciao.

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Negotiating
for a bigger royalty?

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No, a better table.

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I got a business meeting
tomorrow night at the Roxy.

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Boy, this management thing
is love. Trust me.

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People trippin'
all over themselves

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just to make you happy.

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Hey, now I know
how Hammer must have felt

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the week he was famous.

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Look at you, Will.

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These insincere sycophants
ply you with gifts

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shower you with money, and why?

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Is it because you have
any discernable talents? No.

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It's because you control
someone else who does.

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- You want a job, don't you?
- Yes.

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Well, I ain't got no problem
keeping it in the family.

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You can handle the money,
business manager.

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Ah! Yes! You're gonna be
watching me, aren't you?

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Like white folks watch "Wings."

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- Hi, everyone.
- 'Oh!'

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Hey, Hil. I got a great idea
for your talk show.

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Divas!
Past, Present and Future.

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On the same show you have
Aretha, Whitney and Ashley.

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Who's Ashley?

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Your sister.

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Well, Ashley hasn't even
released a single yet.

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I need guests
who can deliver ratings.

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I mean, if she wants to come sit
in the audience or something

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you know..

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[intercom buzzes]

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(Will)
'Yes, Martha?'

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(Martha)
'Mr. Berry and his associates
are here.'

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Yes, send them in, please.

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Alright, let me do
all the talking.

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All you got to do
is agree with everything I say

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and disagree
with everything they say.

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[scoffs]
Why don't I just smile and nod?

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Better.

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[laughing]

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Gordy. What's up? You look fabu.

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Ah! It's nice to see you, Will.
Carlton.

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What that? What that? Brother,
you got to show me love.

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- Come in here.
- Hey!

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Thanks. Uh, listen,
you know my associates.

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Uh, yeah, Rob, Fab.
Blame it on the rain, brothers.

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[chuckles]

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[laughing]

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Will, Will, Will, this is quite
an office you've got here. Huh?

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Oh, yeah, you like it? Actually,
I'm not even finished yet.

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I'm having a bust
of my head made.

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It's getting helicoptered in
on Thursday.

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Oh! Hey, suppose we get
right down to business?

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Yes, sir. Hey, y'all fellas,
have a seat.

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Watch them beads on my leather,
bro.

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Alright.

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- Now, Gordy.
- 'Yeah?'

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What is the best way
to launch a new act?

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Well, Will, I've always found--

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(Will)
Ease up a second there, bro.

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Uh, that was one of them there
rhetorical questions

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you know what I mean?

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Ain't that right, Carlton?

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Alright.

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We're gonna introduce
Ashley to the world..

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...in person.

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Announcing the Ashley Banks
North American tour.

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Right.

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Okay.

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Now, we gonna start
right here in New York, right?

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And then, blang,
over to Phoenix.

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Then bap, bap, bap, bladow,
over to Orlando.

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Then blip-bloop, we gonna
slide up to Seattle.

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- Next we--
- Will, Will, Will, Will.

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We would need a jet
to meet that kind of schedule.

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I mean, we simply don't
have those kind of resources.

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Oh, well, y'all got a couple of
weeks to come up with the funds.

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I got dates
in all these cities.

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You've already booked the tour?

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Oh, no, no, no, bro,
I said, "I got dates."

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See, I got Tina in New York.

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I got Beth in Seattle. Ooh.

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Actually, I might need
a couple days in Seattle.

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Beth is a big girl,
you know what I mean?

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You know what I'm sayin'?
Oh, you laughing.

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You must like them
a little rotund yourself.

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Will, Will, uh, now wouldn't
it be more effective

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to shoot a video for Ashley?

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Oh, come on, Gordy.
Video is dead, man.

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- Ain't that right, Carlton?
- Uh, absolutely.

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Most of the arcades
are losing money.

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I mean..

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Right. Moving on.

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Next, I got a publicity stunt
planned for Ashley.

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We gonna set up lunch with her
and Tevin Campbell. Right?

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Midway through,
she gonna stand up, take a drink

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and splash it in his face.
Right?

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Then she slap him,
call him a punk

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in front of the whole peoples
in the restaurant.

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Just "punk."
Just scream it out.

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Next, we plant a story

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that Tevin been sleeping
outside her crib with a rifle.

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Now, it ain't gonna do too much
for Tevin's career

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but Ashley becomes
America's favorite victim.

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Now, Will,
uh, Tevin is a great kid.

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Oh, no, no, no,
this just business here.

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He's also my godson.

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Then you can be there for him.
Why don't you sleep on it?

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Let that marinate
a little bit, alright?

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Yeah, I'll do that.

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Uh.. This meeting
has been very interesting.

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Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

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Hey, this is just the first
of many, man.

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- Ah! Okay.
- Hey, Gordy.

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- Yeah?
- I can feel it.

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We are gonna make history.

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History? Hm.

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That's just the word
I was thinking.

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- Goodbye, Will.
- Alright.

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That went great.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, Carlton,
slow down, man.

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I was with Tisha last night.
I can't walk that fast.

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Will, we're late.

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Relax, Carlton.
Look here, I'm Ashley's manager.

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You see all this?
I run all this.

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They can't start
none of this thing without me.

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♪ Boy you're running
out of time ♪

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♪ Got to make up your mind ♪

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♪ Tell me tell me ♪

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♪ I gotta go I gotta go baby ♪

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♪ This is how I feel inside ♪

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♪ I won't waste your time
or mine ♪

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Who the hell
are all these people?

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Pfft! I don't know.

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♪ After all I do for you.. ♪♪

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Ashley, why don't you
take a five?

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We'll hit it hard
in a little bit, alright?

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Will, I'm so glad you came.

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Of course I came, Ashley,
I'm your manager.

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Will, didn't you talk to daddy?

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About what?

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What's going on here?

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Uh, Ashley,
I'll take care of this.

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Why don't you, uh, go listen
to some of the playback?

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You're doing great.

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- Who are you?
- Jerry DeCarlo.

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Gordy Berry thought you might
need a little help

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from a more experienced manager.

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But you're the man, Will.
You're the man.

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I'm just the man behind the man.

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Oh, uh-huh.
And what you doin' back there?

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Will, we'd like you to focus on

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one of our
more established clients.

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Oh, really? Who?

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Tito, Jermaine. Your pick.

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Look here, buddy, uh..

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I don't think you quite
understand what's goin' on here.

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Alright? I run all this, okay?

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And Ashley is not having
this at all, right?

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So you need to get to goin',
alright?

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Go ahead, take care.

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Will, I wish you had
come home last night.

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I didn't mean for you
to find out about it this
way.

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Oh, you knew about this, huh?

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Jer, would you excuse us
for a minute, please?

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[scoffs]
"Jer?"

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Oh, no, no. I-I'm calm.

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Uncle Phil, how could you
sell me like this, man?

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Will, Will, you're making this
more difficult

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than it has to be.
The decision has been made.

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- Carlton, that's eavesdropping.
- So?

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This is better than television.

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Uncle Phil,
I put this whole thing together.

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I will not be
thrown out on my..

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Ashley, would you quit it?

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Will, you are no longer
in charge.

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[gasps]

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Oh, great.

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Now we'll never know
how Will took the news.

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[instrumental music]

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(man on radio)
'Three weeks
and the way you folks'

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'have been requesting it,
it's gonna be there forever.'

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'Here's smoking Ashley Banks
with "Make Up Your Mind."'

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[instrumental music on radio]

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[speaking in foreign language]

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'...Smokin' Ashley Banks.'

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[instrumental music on radio]

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♪ Tell me why you're playing
with my.. ♪

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[yelling]

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All this money for rent
and I still got roaches.

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Will.

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I want you to come home.

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Home? Oh, I have no home.

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Oh, come on,
the whole family misses you.

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Family? Oh, I have no family.

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Alright, you've made your point.

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Point, I have no..

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Very clever, Uncle Phil.

249
00:11:26,289 --> 00:11:30,279
Oh, but then again,
you are this big-time lawyer.

250
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,179
Will..

251
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:35,289
...this wasn't an easy thing
for me to agree with.

252
00:11:36,009 --> 00:11:38,169
We both know that you were
in over your head.

253
00:11:38,190 --> 00:11:41,129
I was just trying to do the best
thing I could for Ashley.

254
00:11:43,039 --> 00:11:45,190
You can push me out
and take everything over

255
00:11:45,210 --> 00:11:48,190
but we both know
I made Ashley Banks.

256
00:11:48,210 --> 00:11:50,279
Well, gee, I-I could have sworn
that Vivian and I

257
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,149
had something to do with it.

258
00:11:53,169 --> 00:11:55,200
You know what I'm talking about,
Uncle Phil.

259
00:11:55,220 --> 00:11:57,250
I got the deal,
then I got the shaft.

260
00:11:57,269 --> 00:11:59,110
Alright,
I understand that you're
angry

261
00:11:59,129 --> 00:12:01,090
but I'm asking you to come home.

262
00:12:01,110 --> 00:12:04,139
- Home? I have no home.
- 'Alright.'

263
00:12:04,159 --> 00:12:07,049
[sighs]
You cannot live here forever.

264
00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:09,230
I ain't planning on
living here forever.

265
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,159
Just till I'm dead.

266
00:12:11,179 --> 00:12:13,289
Smith, we gotta talk.

267
00:12:14,009 --> 00:12:17,049
Look, not now, Mr. Weisman,
I'm in the middle of a meeting.

268
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,220
No, you're not.
Your lease ran out last
week.

269
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,110
I want you out of here
by the end of today.

270
00:12:24,179 --> 00:12:27,009
I got the worst luck
with tenants.

271
00:12:30,220 --> 00:12:32,120
Can I still come home?

272
00:12:32,139 --> 00:12:35,139
Home? I thought you had no home.

273
00:12:35,159 --> 00:12:36,289
- Uncle Phil--
- Uncle? What uncle?

274
00:12:37,009 --> 00:12:38,100
I thought you had no uncle.

275
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,289
- Just tell me where the car is.
- 'I have no car.'

276
00:12:41,009 --> 00:12:44,029
[instrumental music]

277
00:12:47,029 --> 00:12:49,210
- Will.
- Hey, Aunt Viv.

278
00:12:49,230 --> 00:12:51,070
- You happy to see me?
- Yes.

279
00:12:51,090 --> 00:12:53,159
It's so hard to smack you
upside your head

280
00:12:53,179 --> 00:12:56,029
when you're not here.

281
00:12:56,049 --> 00:12:58,029
I thought you said
everybody wanted me back.

282
00:12:58,049 --> 00:13:01,000
Come on, now, Vivian,
we can't blame Will

283
00:13:01,019 --> 00:13:02,179
for what's happened to
Ashley.

284
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:04,169
Wh-what? Okay, wait, wait.
Time out.

285
00:13:04,190 --> 00:13:06,019
What happened to Ashley?

286
00:13:06,039 --> 00:13:08,269
This singing contract
has gone straight to her head.

287
00:13:08,289 --> 00:13:11,200
Oh, now, these new managers are
putting a lot pressure on her

288
00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:13,220
and she's doing the best
she can with it.

289
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,210
I mean, after all, they must be
doing something right.

290
00:13:15,230 --> 00:13:18,250
She is in heavy rotation
on The Box.

291
00:13:18,269 --> 00:13:20,179
Whatever that is.

292
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,070
I'm glad you're okay with this,
because I don't like it.

293
00:13:23,090 --> 00:13:25,090
Not one little bit.

294
00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:29,149
Gee, she hides it so well.

295
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:34,179
Hey, yo, man,
is Ashley really that bad?

296
00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:37,090
I'm afraid so, Master William.

297
00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:40,029
Perhaps later on, we could
pour some water on her

298
00:13:40,049 --> 00:13:42,049
and watch her melt.

299
00:13:47,090 --> 00:13:50,220
Carlton, do you hear that?

300
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,259
You mean your song on the radio?

301
00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:56,090
No, I mean the cash
registers
racking up my record sales.

302
00:13:56,110 --> 00:13:59,190
[laughing]
Isn't she funny?

303
00:13:59,210 --> 00:14:01,100
Don't just stand there, Ashley.

304
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:04,090
Call him a good boy
and toss him a treat.

305
00:14:04,110 --> 00:14:05,289
Will, don't be mad.

306
00:14:06,009 --> 00:14:08,100
I'm thanking you
on my album cover.

307
00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:10,100
Oh, really? So thanks.

308
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,230
What the hell is my problem?

309
00:14:14,149 --> 00:14:18,120
There she is,
America's sweetheart.

310
00:14:18,139 --> 00:14:20,179
Watch the hair!

311
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:23,039
I have some very exciting
news for you.

312
00:14:23,059 --> 00:14:25,240
Well, make it quick, Miss Banks
has to mentally prepare

313
00:14:25,259 --> 00:14:28,259
for her appearance tomorrow
at dad's record store.

314
00:14:28,279 --> 00:14:31,090
I have the greatest idea
for my talk show.

315
00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:33,009
It's a salute to divas.

316
00:14:33,029 --> 00:14:36,250
Past, present and future.

317
00:14:37,269 --> 00:14:40,019
Hilary, that is my idea.

318
00:14:40,039 --> 00:14:43,159
Right, just like you launched
Ashley's career?

319
00:14:43,179 --> 00:14:44,250
So how about it, Ash?

320
00:14:44,269 --> 00:14:47,179
Oh, Hilary,
it sounds really wonderful

321
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,019
and I'd love to do it,
but, well

322
00:14:50,039 --> 00:14:52,000
my managers
have this silly little idea

323
00:14:52,019 --> 00:14:54,159
about me only doing
important shows.

324
00:14:57,149 --> 00:14:59,210
Oh, so, what you doin',
"60 Minutes?"

325
00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:02,240
[scoffs]
So young, so bitter.

326
00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:12,129
Carlton!

327
00:15:18,009 --> 00:15:21,090
Oh, she is so self-centered.

328
00:15:21,110 --> 00:15:24,059
I hear that. After
everything
I've done for her.

329
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,169
You? Who's talking about you?

330
00:15:27,279 --> 00:15:30,000
Well, I'm talking about
Miss Thing.

331
00:15:30,019 --> 00:15:31,169
Somebody need to snatch her big

332
00:15:31,190 --> 00:15:34,080
helium head down
out the stratosphere.

333
00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:39,179
Excuse me, I need to talk
to Queen Sheba.

334
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,289
Alone.

335
00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:52,019
Will..

336
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:55,100
...I never wanted to fire you.

337
00:15:57,029 --> 00:15:59,169
- Really?
- Of course not.

338
00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:01,230
I would've been happy
paying you a token salary

339
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:04,029
while someone else
did the real work.

340
00:16:06,009 --> 00:16:08,080
I discovered you.

341
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,190
And don't think
I'm not grateful..

342
00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:13,159
...but it's time for me to take
my career to the next plateau.

343
00:16:13,179 --> 00:16:17,240
And, face it,
you're small potatoes.

344
00:16:19,139 --> 00:16:21,009
Small potatoes?

345
00:16:22,289 --> 00:16:25,210
I'll show you how small
my potatoes are.

346
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:33,049
Carlton!

347
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:37,090
[instrumental music]

348
00:16:38,179 --> 00:16:40,159
Sorry, no. Next.

349
00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:44,149
Sorry, too tall.

350
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:49,120
Uh!
You're a little too big-boned.

351
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:57,169
Well, okay. Okay, uh..

352
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,120
Get a tan.

353
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:04,019
No. No.

354
00:17:04,039 --> 00:17:06,230
No. Would you think?

355
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:09,079
Hey, Will, look what I found.

356
00:17:09,099 --> 00:17:12,279
Jazz, she looks
just like Ashley.

357
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:17,039
The resemblance, much like
the beat, goes on.

358
00:17:17,059 --> 00:17:18,140
Sing something, honey.

359
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:21,049
♪ Although I'm crazy about ya ♪

360
00:17:21,069 --> 00:17:24,049
♪ I can live without ya ♪

361
00:17:24,069 --> 00:17:27,019
♪ And you wastin' my time ♪

362
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,200
[laughing]

363
00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:32,009
Jazz, she's great. I'm back!

364
00:17:32,029 --> 00:17:35,250
You? Get your own client.
This one's mine.

365
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,079
Come on, Bashley.

366
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,059
Oh, what're you doing here?

367
00:17:46,079 --> 00:17:49,220
Doesn't Ashley got some boots
that need licking?

368
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,240
Well, she found out I was
skimming money off the top

369
00:17:51,259 --> 00:17:53,200
so she fired me.

370
00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:55,039
Her own brother.

371
00:17:55,059 --> 00:17:58,170
Face it, man, family means
nothing to Ashley no more.

372
00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:00,019
Look what she did to me.

373
00:18:00,039 --> 00:18:02,119
Yeah, well, at least you still
have your 15 percent.

374
00:18:02,140 --> 00:18:05,289
All I got was a promise
she wouldn't press charges.

375
00:18:06,009 --> 00:18:07,250
Hey, wait, wait, wait. Whoa.

376
00:18:07,269 --> 00:18:08,289
Wh-what're you talking about?

377
00:18:09,009 --> 00:18:10,240
I-I don't have no 15 percent.

378
00:18:10,259 --> 00:18:13,000
Will, you had an oral agreement
with Ashley.

379
00:18:13,019 --> 00:18:14,220
That's legally binding.

380
00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,289
Just ask Kim Basinger.

381
00:18:17,279 --> 00:18:19,109
Wait a minute, you right, man.

382
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:22,049
I didn't even think about that.
Thanks a lot, C.

383
00:18:22,069 --> 00:18:24,220
I think I'll, uh, slide down
to this record store

384
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:27,140
and give the good news
to Little Miss Fat Head.

385
00:18:28,180 --> 00:18:31,220
[instrumental music]

386
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,130
- Where are all the people?
- Philip, I don't know.

387
00:18:43,150 --> 00:18:44,259
But you've gotta do
something.

388
00:18:44,279 --> 00:18:46,279
She's been sitting there
for hours.

389
00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:51,230
Hey, kid, how'd you like to have
your own personal CD

390
00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,170
of "Make Up Your Mind," huh?

391
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:56,019
Man, that song is weak.

392
00:18:56,039 --> 00:18:57,240
Last week.

393
00:19:00,099 --> 00:19:01,279
I thought you said
this was gonna be a hit.

394
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,180
It was, we had such good
positive feedback

395
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,279
that we threw extra promotional
muscle behind it

396
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:10,279
saturated our key demo playlist
and topped out.

397
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:14,049
- What does that mean?
- The kids got sick of her.

398
00:19:17,150 --> 00:19:19,269
Oh, hey, what's up, y'all?
How you doing?

399
00:19:19,289 --> 00:19:22,079
Ah, man, let's see,
I guess I'll get one of these.

400
00:19:22,099 --> 00:19:24,029
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

401
00:19:24,049 --> 00:19:25,160
Nas in the house.

402
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:26,279
Oh, Partners In Rhyme.

403
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,079
- I love that CD.
- What're you doing?

404
00:19:30,099 --> 00:19:32,140
Oh, I just want
my piece of the pie.

405
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,250
Well, you know,
seeing as how Ashley and I

406
00:19:34,269 --> 00:19:36,230
have a legally binding
oral agreement

407
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:39,099
which guarantees my 15 percent.

408
00:19:39,119 --> 00:19:41,279
[chuckling]
Oh!

409
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,180
Well, I guess you got me there.

410
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,289
So tell me something.

411
00:19:46,009 --> 00:19:48,190
How much is 15 percent
of nothing?

412
00:19:48,210 --> 00:19:50,180
It's, um.. Okay, 15.

413
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:53,150
Hol-hold up, 15,
carry the zero, 15..

414
00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:55,150
Nothing, you math whiz.

415
00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:59,039
Fifteen percent of nothing
is nothing.

416
00:19:59,059 --> 00:20:01,079
Alright, what,
w-w-what're you talking
about?

417
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:04,039
(Philip)
'Well, evidently Ashley
is not gonna be as big a star'

418
00:20:04,059 --> 00:20:06,210
as they thought
she was going to be.

419
00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:08,210
And I can't say
that I'm not happy about it.

420
00:20:08,230 --> 00:20:10,069
Me either.

421
00:20:11,119 --> 00:20:14,059
Well, it's nice to know
my family

422
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:16,200
was rooting for me to fail.

423
00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:19,210
Ashley, that is not at all
what we.. Ashley.

424
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,160
- This is all your fault, Will.
- This is all your fault, Will.

425
00:20:31,180 --> 00:20:36,210
♪ Tell me why you're playing
with my mind boy.. ♪♪

426
00:20:40,269 --> 00:20:43,049
Hey, Ashley.

427
00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:45,109
Hey, y-y-you mind signing my CD?

428
00:20:46,289 --> 00:20:49,109
Very funny.

429
00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:52,150
No, come on.
I'm being serious, Ashley.

430
00:20:52,170 --> 00:20:54,049
One day you gonna be famous
in somethin'

431
00:20:54,069 --> 00:20:57,039
and a signed CD is gonna be
worth some real dough.

432
00:20:58,170 --> 00:21:02,059
Or if not, we can use it to
prop up an unlevel table.

433
00:21:02,079 --> 00:21:04,039
You know,
so it won't be wobblin'.

434
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:08,200
- Is that a smile?
- No.

435
00:21:10,230 --> 00:21:12,049
Yes.

436
00:21:13,279 --> 00:21:16,240
Why are you being so nice to me?

437
00:21:16,259 --> 00:21:18,230
I was such a jerk.

438
00:21:18,250 --> 00:21:21,089
Well, you learned
from the master.

439
00:21:23,079 --> 00:21:27,029
Look, this whole thing had us
all acting a little crazy.

440
00:21:27,049 --> 00:21:28,069
Hey, I'll tell you what.

441
00:21:28,089 --> 00:21:30,140
Why don't we forget
the apologies

442
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:33,029
call it even. Deal?

443
00:21:34,039 --> 00:21:35,130
Deal.

444
00:21:35,150 --> 00:21:38,029
Come here. Come here. Come here.

445
00:21:42,150 --> 00:21:44,109
[crying]

446
00:21:44,130 --> 00:21:46,210
- Will?
- Hmm?

447
00:21:46,230 --> 00:21:49,180
Are you crying too?

448
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:52,089
No, cold-and-flu season.

449
00:21:55,130 --> 00:21:58,059
Oh, you guys.

450
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:03,000
[instrumental music]

451
00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:07,059
[theme music]

452
00:22:07,079 --> 00:22:08,240
♪ Yeah ♪

453
00:22:11,259 --> 00:22:13,099
♪ Yeah ♪

454
00:22:16,190 --> 00:22:17,210
♪ Yeah ♪

455
00:22:21,009 --> 00:22:22,099
♪ Yeah ♪

456
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,059
♪ Yeah ♪

457
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:31,240
♪ Yeah ♪♪