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Daddy, can we take Nicky
with us to graduation?

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No, I don't think so,
sweetheart.

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But maybe Geoffrey
can baby-sit for him.

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Of course, sir.

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And, no, I wouldn't mind
missing the ceremony.

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Why should I be invited to such
an illustrious event

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after a mere 15 years

8
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of wiping, picking
and sucking up after you
all?

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Geoffrey, we would love for you
to come to graduation with us.

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I'll have to check my book.

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Geoffrey, you're coming.

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But you know, your mother's
not feeling well and

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I don't feel right leaving Nicky
with a stranger.

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- I could take care of him.
- 'Yeah.'

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But who's going to
take care of you?

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Yeah, come on, Hilary.

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Plus, you can't miss
the ceremony

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hard as I've worked to graduate.

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Man, you know how hard it is
to take a test like this?

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Guess what?
I'm the class valedictorian.

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What does that mean?

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I believe it's Latin for

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"Little short midget
with a square head."

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[theme song]

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♪ Now this is a story ♪

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♪ All about how my life
got flipped ♪

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♪ Turned upside-down ♪

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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

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♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪

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♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

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♪ In West Philadelphia,
born and raised ♪

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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪

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♪ Chillin' out, maxin'
relaxing all cool ♪

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♪ And all shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪

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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared ♪

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♪ And said you're moving
with your auntie ♪

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♪ And uncle in Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪

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♪ The license plate said fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪

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♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪

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♪ But I thought
nah forget it ♪

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♪ Yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪

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♪ And I yelled
to the cabbie ♪

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♪ Yo homes smell you later ♪

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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

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♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪

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Now..

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...what was Antonio Vivaldi

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trying to tell us
in this concerto?

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Come on, baby, I'm saying

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"Bing-bang- bluesy,
me and you in the Jacuzzi."

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What's up?

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Mr. Smith. The concerto?
What was Vivaldi saying?

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Well, actually, Mrs. Bassin,
I'm glad you asked me that.

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Vivaldi, or "Vival Dee"
as it is pronounced

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in some European circles

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I believe he was commenting on

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man's inhumanity toward man.

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That we..

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citizens of America, the richest
country on this planet

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have a moral obligation that
goes far beyond

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buying the newest car

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or purchasing the latest
Naughty By Nature CD.

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If one child

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goes hungry

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we must feed it.

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If one child shivers

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we must shelter it.

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And I, for one

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believe the brother knew
what he was talking about.

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Vivaldi died in 1741

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before there was
a United States.

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But the dream is alive.

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More on Vivaldi tomorrow.

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Mr. Smith, may I have a word
with you, please?

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- Yes, I was just..
- Mr. Smith.

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Mrs. Bassin, I'm sorry,
I was acting silly today.

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I'll make it up tomorrow.

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Too little too late.

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Will, I'm going to
have to fail you.

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Whoa, whoa.. The "F" word.
Whoa, why? Why?

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You missed half the semester.

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What's your point?

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Will, you have
10 classes to make up

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and only five
before graduation.

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Listen, Mrs. Bassin, I'm telling
you, I'll make up the work.

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Come on,
I have to graduate.

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I'm sorry, but you have
no one to blame but yourself.

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Hold..
Listen, Mrs. Bassin

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I don't think you
understand.

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My mom is flying out
from Philly

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to see me graduate.

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I mean, the woman
that gave me life.

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And if I don't graduate,
she'll take it back.

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Listen, I'll make up
the work.

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You don't have time.

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And besides, there's no way
you could keep up

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with my accelerated class.
It's over.

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Look, Mrs. Bassin,
Mrs. Bassin, listen, listen.

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Come on, come on.
This is me.

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I'm sinking. Please give me
another chance. Please?

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Come on.

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Alright, be here
tomorrow at 5:00.

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- Yes--
- But no promises.

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Hey, thanks a lot,
Mrs. Bassin.

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Wait a minute. Batman comes on
at 5:00. Can we make it at 6:30?

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- I'm joking. I'm stupid.
- I know.

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So, Janine,
when did you first decide

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you wanted to take care
of children?

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When I was so instructed by
the Lord of the Eighth Circle.

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So, Lindsay,
when did you first decide

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you wanted to
take care of children?

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I guess, shortly
after my release.

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Please! What do you know
about taking care of babies?

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Babies? I'm here to
take care of Hilary.

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Aah!

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Hey, did my mom get here yet?

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Geoffrey's picking her up
from the airport.

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Will, I've been meaning
to ask you.

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What do you want
for graduation?

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Would you all stop with
the interrogation, please?

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Obviously, some of us
can handle

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the pressures of graduation
better than others.

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Pressure? Look, man, I'm not
feeling no pressure, okay?

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Thank God you're not
giving the speech.

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It's an immense responsibility

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one I face with great humility.

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But do I shirk it? No.

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Because somehow deep down I know

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anyone else would really bite.

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Gosh, Carlton,
you're so confident.

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I'd be too nervous
to be valedictorian.

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Nervous? Why?

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Why? I mean to have all
those
people staring at you.

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I mean, people stare at me
all
the time, but I'm pretty.

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I guess that spandex shirt don't
got nothing to do with it, huh?

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Aren't you afraid
you're going to mess up?

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Not a problem.

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Well, I'd be worried.

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Yeah, every kid hoping
you make a fool of yourself

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every parent wondering what
you're doing up at the
podium

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and why you're
sweating so much? Eww..

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Yo, C, come on, man, you ain't
got to worry about none of that.

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But I would worry about slipping
off them stack of phone books

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you going to be standing on.

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Heck, you guys.

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Heck!

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You're very, very brave.

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We're so proud of you.

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Oh, God,
I'm short, I'm sweaty

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and I can't grow chest hair.

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Oh, my goodness,
is that a bald spot?

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Oh, there he is, my graduate!

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Hey, ma.

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You're my pride
and joy, sweetie.

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This means everything to me.

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I never thought I'd live to see
this day

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but here I am
and there you are.

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Now, smile and say,
"Diploma."

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Look, mom, mom, this is just
a little graduation.

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I think you're making
a little too much of it.

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Are you crazy? I've been waiting
18 years for this moment.

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Come on, mom, you must have done
something else in all that time.

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Nothing more important
than this.

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Apparently, you've never
danced the "Achy Breaky."

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Will, completing high school
was a great achievement.

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You've made me so happy
I could cry.

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Yeah, me too.

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- Boo!
- Ow!

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Will, where have you been?

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I haven't seen you
in music class.

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Oh, you ain't heard?

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Mrs. Bassin brought me up
to her advanced class.

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You know, Will,
you are so talented.

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Yeah, and I'm pretty good at
music, too, you know?

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Don't be silly.

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Get on out of here
before I do something.

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Will, you made it.

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Class, say hello to Will.

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He'll be joining us until
the end of the semester.

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Great.
Another high school dropout.

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Okay, now,
before we start our scales

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can anyone tell me what
"Pizzicato" means?

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00:10:05,210 --> 00:10:06,220
Mr. Smith.

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00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:10,169
Mr. Smith?
You got all these..

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00:10:11,250 --> 00:10:15,210
Um..
Sure. Um..

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Pizzicato, that's a..

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...pizza with avocado.

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Get it, I said, it's a pizza..

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Michael.

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Pizzicato: A term indicating
that strings

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should be plucked, not
bowed.

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Well, yeah, there ain't
no Santa Claus.

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Another slice for you,
Master William?

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No thanks, G,
I'm not hungry.

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00:11:01,139 --> 00:11:06,100
That's funny. Will always has
seconds at home.

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00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:15,240
G

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00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:19,049
I am this close to not
graduating, man.

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00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:20,289
I think my music teacher
has got it out for me.

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00:11:21,009 --> 00:11:24,039
She's trying to force me
to make up 10 hours.

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00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:28,049
Come on, it ain't like I got
a future in music or nothing.

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00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,129
Well, I sincerely
hope you graduate.

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00:11:33,149 --> 00:11:35,049
Thanks a lot, G,
that means a lot to me.

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00:11:35,070 --> 00:11:38,039
Because if you're left back and
I have to wash your gym socks

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for another year
I shall take my own life.

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00:11:43,059 --> 00:11:44,259
Surprise!

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00:11:45,179 --> 00:11:46,200
Look, mom, what is this?

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00:11:46,220 --> 00:11:50,039
Your four-days-before-graduation
gift.

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00:11:50,059 --> 00:11:53,059
Look, mom,
this has got to stop.

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00:11:56,120 --> 00:11:58,269
There wouldn't happen to be
no car keys in here, would it?

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00:11:58,289 --> 00:11:59,240
No.

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00:11:59,259 --> 00:12:02,120
Then this has got to
stop, mom.

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00:12:03,220 --> 00:12:05,190
I know, I know, I'm getting
a
little carried away

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00:12:05,210 --> 00:12:07,250
but I'm just so proud of
you.

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00:12:07,269 --> 00:12:10,200
Your graduation is very
important to me.

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00:12:10,220 --> 00:12:13,259
But, mom, it wouldn't be
if you got out more.

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00:12:15,250 --> 00:12:18,210
I know what's going on here.

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00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:21,009
- You do?
- Mmm-hmm.

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00:12:21,029 --> 00:12:24,009
You're trying to downplay
graduation because you don't

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want me to feel bad that I never
got a chance to graduate.

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Oh, God, my life is over.

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00:12:30,259 --> 00:12:33,059
I wish I'd never been made
valedictorian.

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00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,250
Oh, Carlton, come on,
you're going to do fine.

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00:12:35,269 --> 00:12:37,250
Now, when you're up there,
just picture someone

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that you really admire watching
you with love and approval.

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00:12:41,279 --> 00:12:44,009
Go on, try it.

230
00:12:47,190 --> 00:12:49,059
Oh, it's no good.

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00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,159
The only thing I can picture is

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someone laughing
and pointing at me.

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00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:55,169
Carlton, now you
stop that man, that is not

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00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:59,070
going to happen to you
when you give that speech.

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That's gonna happen to you
on your wedding night.

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00:13:07,039 --> 00:13:10,210
Okay, kids, today we're
going to choose up teams

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00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:13,059
and play musical jeopardy.

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00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,169
Now, who wants to be
our two captains?

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00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:18,129
Right here, right here,
right here, Mrs. Bassin.

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00:13:18,149 --> 00:13:20,279
Nancy and Michael.

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00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:29,059
Two players left.
Make your choice.

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00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,190
Um..

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00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:42,190
Come on, man,
you got to pick me.

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00:13:42,210 --> 00:13:45,090
Alright, stop your whining.

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00:13:47,049 --> 00:13:49,139
Now for the final question.

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The answer is: A clef.

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00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,190
I know! I know! I know!

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00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,289
Um, what is that thing
Michael Jackson

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00:13:58,009 --> 00:13:59,289
had built into his chin?

250
00:14:02,159 --> 00:14:03,200
Nancy.

251
00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:06,000
What is the character
that indicates the pitch

252
00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,179
of a particular line
on a staff?

253
00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:10,220
That's right.
Congratulations.

254
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:17,129
- Yes!
- Your team wins.

255
00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:23,240
- What are you looking at?
- Not much.

256
00:14:23,259 --> 00:14:26,139
Hey look, man, we can take this
out to the monkey bars.

257
00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:28,049
Any time, any place.

258
00:14:28,070 --> 00:14:30,000
I'm just kidding,
you're the man.

259
00:14:30,019 --> 00:14:33,029
Okay, students, don't forget
to get here early tomorrow

260
00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:36,110
so you can be measured for
your costumes for the recital.

261
00:14:40,019 --> 00:14:43,100
- Recital?
- That's right.

262
00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:47,049
Mrs. Bassin,
my sister, listen

263
00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:49,250
I appreciate everything
you're
trying to do for me, but look

264
00:14:49,269 --> 00:14:51,179
I am not about
the embarrass myself

265
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,179
in front of
a group of strangers.

266
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,049
Mr. Smith, my brother

267
00:14:56,070 --> 00:14:57,100
you're not going to embarrass
yourself

268
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,240
in front of
a group of strangers.

269
00:14:59,259 --> 00:15:01,100
That's what I said.

270
00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:05,210
You'll be performing
for your friends at graduation.

271
00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:07,110
Are you tripping? No way.

272
00:15:07,129 --> 00:15:10,159
Then you won't be able to
graduate, I'm afraid.

273
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:17,259
Then I'm afraid I'm not going to
be able to sign your yearbook!

274
00:15:24,139 --> 00:15:27,200
Look, look, alright? Now, I know
the two of you are upset

275
00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:29,240
about me not graduating, okay?

276
00:15:29,259 --> 00:15:32,070
But you'll get over it.
You'll have to.

277
00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:34,190
Alright?
'Cause I made up my mind

278
00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:37,269
and nothing either of you can
say is going to change that.

279
00:15:37,289 --> 00:15:39,269
Okay? 'Cause I'm a man.

280
00:15:39,289 --> 00:15:45,059
Alright?
With strong man emotions.

281
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:48,070
And there is no way
that this man is going to

282
00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:51,220
get up on that stage and
embarrass himself at graduation.

283
00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,269
No. No. No.

284
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:27,090
Good luck, sweetie.
I'm so proud of you.

285
00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:31,049
Mama's boy.

286
00:16:33,009 --> 00:16:35,019
Okay, kids, I'm going to
announce you.

287
00:16:35,039 --> 00:16:37,139
So, take your marks.

288
00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:45,039
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
hey, hey, hey, hey.

289
00:16:45,059 --> 00:16:47,049
Where are you guys going?

290
00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:48,269
Come on, don't you guys
want to go out there and see

291
00:16:48,289 --> 00:16:51,250
Uncle Willie
make a fool out of himself?

292
00:16:51,269 --> 00:16:52,240
What's wrong?

293
00:16:52,259 --> 00:16:55,179
Those are people out there.

294
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:58,039
Oh.. All this time y'all thought

295
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,250
we was going to be performing
for some Smurfs?

296
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:04,240
Okay, come on, look, let's just
pretend it's another rehearsal.

297
00:17:04,259 --> 00:17:08,200
Forget it, we're not
ready for the public.

298
00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:11,170
How do you think I feel?

299
00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:14,089
We've got our futures
to think about.

300
00:17:14,109 --> 00:17:16,099
Listen, I don't think
you guys understand.

301
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:19,039
If we don't get out there,
I'm not going to graduate.

302
00:17:19,059 --> 00:17:22,009
You're breaking my heart.

303
00:17:22,029 --> 00:17:24,160
And you're so cute.

304
00:17:24,180 --> 00:17:26,150
And if you guys
don't let me graduate

305
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,000
then I might have to
mess y'all up.

306
00:17:28,019 --> 00:17:30,009
Show on!

307
00:17:42,119 --> 00:17:44,250
Today for your
listening pleasure

308
00:17:44,269 --> 00:17:48,279
let us welcome
the Little Rays of Sunshine.

309
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:54,170
That's my Jessie,
the one with the braids.

310
00:17:54,190 --> 00:17:57,269
That's my Will,
the one with the mustache.

311
00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:05,150
♪ You are my sunshine
my only sunshine ♪

312
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:09,160
♪ You make me happy
when skies are gray ♪

313
00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:13,220
♪ You'll never know dear
how much I love you ♪

314
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:18,160
♪ Please don't take
my sunshine away ♪

315
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:32,140
Hey, Mike, can we get
a little James Brown?

316
00:18:32,160 --> 00:18:33,269
[shrieks]

317
00:18:35,099 --> 00:18:39,160
I didn't hear you. I said, "Can
we get a little James Brown?"

318
00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:41,269
[shrieks]

319
00:18:42,279 --> 00:18:44,130
Here we go, y'all..

320
00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:46,150
♪ Ooooh ooooh ♪
♪ Ooooh ooooh ♪

321
00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:48,130
♪ Ooooh ooooh ♪
♪ Ooooh ooooh ♪

322
00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:50,200
♪ Ooooh ooooh ♪
♪ Ooooh ooooh ♪

323
00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:51,269
Now, here we go.

324
00:18:51,289 --> 00:18:53,250
♪ You are my ♪
♪ Sunshine ♪

325
00:18:53,269 --> 00:18:55,220
♪ My only ♪
♪ Sunshine ♪

326
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,230
♪ You make me ♪
♪ Happy ♪

327
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,230
♪ When skies are ♪
♪ Gray ♪

328
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:01,230
♪ You'll never ♪
♪ Know dear ♪

329
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:03,279
♪ How much I ♪
♪ Love you ♪

330
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,079
♪ Please don't take
♪ Take ♪

331
00:19:05,099 --> 00:19:06,140
♪ My sun ♪
♪ Shine ♪

332
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:08,130
♪ Away ♪
♪ Hey hey ♪

333
00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:12,130
♪ Please don't take ♪

334
00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:15,230
♪ My sunshine ♪

335
00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:22,029
♪ Away-y-y-y-y-y-y-y ♪

336
00:19:22,049 --> 00:19:24,230
[audience applauding]

337
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:31,250
Say, Maestro, can we get
a little walking music?

338
00:19:31,269 --> 00:19:34,259
Posse out!

339
00:19:40,039 --> 00:19:42,279
Ah, ha ha ha ha..

340
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,269
Thanks, Will, you got us
through a tough one.

341
00:19:51,109 --> 00:19:54,150
Oh, okay. I guess that means
you're noticing

342
00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:56,190
how truly fly I am.

343
00:19:56,210 --> 00:19:59,089
Speaking of flies,
yours is open.

344
00:19:59,109 --> 00:20:02,009
Ooh, a tutu fly.

345
00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:06,150
Well, Will..

346
00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:08,099
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

347
00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:11,289
You can walk with your
classmates. I'm passing you.

348
00:20:12,009 --> 00:20:13,279
- Thanks a lot, Mrs. Bassin.
- You're welcome.

349
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,289
And trust me, I learned a
valuable lesson from this.

350
00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:19,099
What's that?

351
00:20:19,119 --> 00:20:22,230
- I ain't never having no kids.
- Oh..

352
00:20:22,250 --> 00:20:25,170
Good luck.
Come on, kids. Let's go.

353
00:20:27,009 --> 00:20:30,049
Hey, Will,
I caught your act.

354
00:20:30,069 --> 00:20:31,190
Oh, oh, baby, listen,
check it out, I can--

355
00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:34,049
You know, you really
surprised me.

356
00:20:34,069 --> 00:20:35,119
That was the most sensitive,
the most beautiful thing

357
00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:39,099
I've ever seen.

358
00:20:39,119 --> 00:20:43,269
And nothing turns me on
more than sensitivity in a man.

359
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:48,019
Oh, girl, you don't know
the half of it.

360
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:50,230
Let me tell you I be
boo-hooing during "Lassie."

361
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:55,289
Before I came here today,
I was afraid

362
00:20:56,009 --> 00:20:58,009
as I'm sure many of you are.

363
00:20:58,029 --> 00:21:00,259
It seems these days,
there's a lot to be afraid of.

364
00:21:00,279 --> 00:21:03,089
The world can be
a pretty scary place.

365
00:21:03,109 --> 00:21:05,170
'But how can one person
make a difference?'

366
00:21:05,190 --> 00:21:07,059
Well, I'll tell you what
I'm going to do.

367
00:21:07,079 --> 00:21:09,269
I'm going to take
the education I received here

368
00:21:09,289 --> 00:21:12,259
and use it to give back
to those less fortunate.

369
00:21:12,279 --> 00:21:17,059
Your cousin's really deep and
he doesn't even seem nervous.

370
00:21:17,079 --> 00:21:20,140
Oh, oh, yeah, see, check it out.
I gave him a little advice.

371
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:24,099
I told him just to picture
somebody that he really admires.

372
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:27,119
And, you know,
he probably picturing me.

373
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:28,180
Oh..

374
00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:34,119
And in closing..

375
00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:36,269
I'd like to thank
my teachers and my classmates

376
00:21:36,289 --> 00:21:38,200
for four great years.

377
00:21:38,220 --> 00:21:41,259
And my family for their
love and support.

378
00:21:41,279 --> 00:21:44,240
And, my best friend

379
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:47,059
'someone who stuck beside me'

380
00:21:47,079 --> 00:21:49,190
'and kept me out of trouble'

381
00:21:49,210 --> 00:21:53,029
and maybe got me into
a little bit of it, too.

382
00:21:53,049 --> 00:21:54,259
Congratulations.

383
00:22:03,279 --> 00:22:05,289
Lisa Armstrong.

384
00:22:08,210 --> 00:22:11,140
Adam Baker.

385
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,200
Carlton Banks.

386
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,200
John Simpson.

387
00:22:28,039 --> 00:22:30,170
Will Smith.

388
00:22:39,069 --> 00:22:42,009
Yeah!

389
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,089
Now, when you're up there,
just picture someone

390
00:22:49,109 --> 00:22:52,089
that you really admire watching
you with love and approval.

391
00:22:52,109 --> 00:22:54,029
Go on, try it.

392
00:22:55,049 --> 00:22:57,200
[blows raspberry]

393
00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:09,000
(Will)
'I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.
I'm sorry.'