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[instrumental music]

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[gibberish]

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[baby cooing]

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Oh, you like this, huh?
You like this. Huh? Okay.

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[scatting]

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[screaming]
Earthquake..

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...is a dance,
and apparently you know it.

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[theme song]

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♪ Now this is a story
all about how ♪

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♪ My life got flipped
turned upside down ♪

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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

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♪ I'll tell you how
I became the prince ♪

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♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

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[music continues]

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♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪

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♪ On the playground was where
I spent most of my days ♪

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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪

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♪ And all shootin' some B-ball
outside of the school ♪

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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

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♪ Started making trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared ♪

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♪ She said you're movin'
with your auntie ♪

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♪ And uncle in Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪

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♪ The license plate said fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪

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♪ If anything I could say that
this cab was rare ♪

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♪ But I thought nah forget it ♪

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♪ Yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪

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♪ And I yelled to the cabbie ♪

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♪ Yo homes smell ya later ♪

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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

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♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪

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Mm. Exceptional buns, Geoffrey.

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Thank you, sir.

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Yeah, I think he's been doing
the StairMaster.

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Where's your mother?
Her breakfast is getting cold.

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Oh, she's not eating.

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Not until she can fit
into her old wedding gown.

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Oh, that's ridiculous.

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You wouldn't expect me
to fit into a pair of pants

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I wore 25 years ago.

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Or 25 days ago, for that matter.

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You know,
she has nothing to worry about.

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She's as beautiful
as the day I married her.

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Which is why I'm going to
renew our vows this Saturday.

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That is so romantic.

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I wish I could find a guy
to lie to me like that.

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Sir, about Saturday's menu

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shall I prepare the same meal
you had at your wedding?

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G, how's he supposed to remember

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what he had for dinner
25 years ago?

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Well, we started out
with some chicken pot pie

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and, oh,
some delicious coleslaw.

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And then there was some really,
really great baked beans

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with, what-what, molasses.

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And for dessert,
we had a big huge chunk

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of chocolate devil's food cake.

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I'm guessing.

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If only that power
could be used for good.

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Maybe I'll go upstairs to try to
cheer up your mother, huh?

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(Vivian)
'Oh! I'm so fat!'

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On second thought,
I'll call her from the car.

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Oh, good, he's gone.

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Great, now we can finish working
on their anniversary surprise.

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I hope they like
this photo album.

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What's not to like? We got
some great family pictures.

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Oh, look,
here's me at the beach.

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Oh, and here's me
in my carriage.

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Oh, look,
and here's me at the park.

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I knew we should have
gotten them those Ginsu knives.

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- This stuff is so boring.
- Carlton's right.

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Nothing exciting
ever happens to our family.

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Well, that's right, y'all,
and that's why I came out
here

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'cause you people
really need help.

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[instrumental music]

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Carlton Banks is wearing

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an elegant, yet masculine
cotton-silk combination

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designed by Will St. LeCarlton.

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Six, seven, eight
and contract, hut.

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'Five and six and seven, eight.
Hut.'

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Fingers open.
Spread 'em out and look.

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Contract, release, hut

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'and up and ten'

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and pose, hut, repeat.

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Five and six and seven,
eight, hut.

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[upbeat music]

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Say..

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...is that Philip Banks
or Blair Underwood?

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[Vivian laughing]

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What do you think
of this one, dad?

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I look like Little Richard,
attorney at law.

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Dinner is served.

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A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop,
a-lop-bam-boom.

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Whoa.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for the star

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of "Heidi Comes To Harlem."

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Mom, if you make me
go to school like this

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I'm going to write a
book when I grow up.

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Welcome to the Briny Deep

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where none of our prices
are ever too steep.

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We've got fresh fish,
you can look in our tank.

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To get to the bathroom,
make a left at the plank.

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Follow me.

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Look, I know everyone gets
a little silly around mid-terms

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but not at the dinner table.

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I'm sorry, mom.

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Will Smith is the scum
of the Earth.

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- Hilary!
- Woof!

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However, Will Smith
is the pinnacle of manliness.

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Ahem.

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- Hilary!
- Woof!

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Ahem!

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- What's with Hilary?
- Woof!

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- Ahem!
- Woof!

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- Hilary! Hilary! Hilary!
- Woof! Woof! Woof!

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Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

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Ah, your Montrose vase

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attracts dust like a magnet!

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G, listen.

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[all scream]

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Problem solved.

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(Will)
Okay, G, listen, listen.

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Philip, I have $1,000
with your name on it.

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Do the family a favor,
get Viv some cooking lessons.

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You!

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And, Miss Ashley,
how does a Mercedes sound?

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- Vroom, vroom?
- Very clever.

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I'll get you two.

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Vroom, vroom, vroom.

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Nice try!

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In case you hadn't
figured it out..

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...I quit!

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I quit.

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I quit, I quit.

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I quit, I quit, I quit.

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For a long time,
it gave me nightmares.

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Having to witness
an injustice like that.

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It was a constant reminder
of how unfair this world can be.

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I can still hear them
taunting him.

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"Silly rabbit,
Trix are for kids."

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How come they just
couldn't give him some cereal?

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Hi, I'm Philip Banks

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and I'm running
for superior court j-j-judge.

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[laughs]

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[upbeat music]

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What the hell is that?

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That was our
New Year's Eve party.

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Oh-oh, Uncle Phil, you know

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I just put in a couple of
home movies, you know

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to show your human side.

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It gets better, check it
out.

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And if you put me on the bench

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I'll take a real bite
out of crime.

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Bite-bite-bite.
Bite-bite-bite. Bite.

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Vote for Philip Banks.

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Philip Banks. Philip Banks.
Philip Banks.

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Where's the family room?
Man, I'm going to kill Carlton.

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Kill him? I want to know
the name of his decorator.

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♪ No one even knows it ♪

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♪ Girl to me
you just can't show it ♪

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♪ You know that I won't buy it ♪

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♪ Girl there's no use
to tryin' to hide it ♪

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♪ 'Cause girl you know
I need it.. ♪

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No, no, I-I'm sorry.

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What do you two
think you're doing?

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I'm-I'm.. I was trying
to get up to my room.

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Hey, Tom, what was you doing?

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I was trying to be in the video.

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Oh, look, a Donna Karan suit

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right in the middle
of the kitchen floor.

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What color?

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You gotta come out to see that.

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(Hilary)
'Sorry, Will, it won't work.'

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Hey, look, G, she won't listen
to me, man. I give up.

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I think it's time
you came out of the closet.

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Let me.

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Sonny, what you do
in the privacy of the bedroom

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is nobody's business but yours.

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Just be true to yourself.

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He'll come around.

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[upbeat music]

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[crowd cheering]

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Ahh!

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- 'Take it off!'
- Put it on!

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Carlton Banks, you put
your clothes on this minute.

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Mommy!

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[clears throat]

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Wow!

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Will, check out the talent.

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She's cool. She's hot. She's--

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Your baby sister, man!

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[screams]

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Carlton's log. Earth date 1992.

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It's 6:00 a.m.

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Up with the dawn,
the small band of brave souls

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prepare to pile into
their Mercedes.

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Destination, adventure.

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Hey, I didn't know
mom was a ventriloquist.

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Look at that funny-looking
little dummy on her knee.

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Ashley, that's Carlton.

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Hey, Uncle Phil, what's up?

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- Where is it?
- Geoffrey took it, I swear!

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Oh, my God, your Aunt Vivian's
going to kill me.

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Uncle Phil, look,
you're winning a lot of
points

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with this second wedding thing.

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I'm sure whatever it is,
she can handle it.

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I lost my wedding ring.

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So, where shall we scatter
the ashes?

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I cannot believe I wore
that ring every day for 25 years

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and the day before
my anniversary, I lose it.

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Okay, now, just think.

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Maybe it will help
if you remember

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what you were doing
when you lost it.

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I was eating.

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Ooh, that narrows it down.

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Hey, what up, J?

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Greetings, all.

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I guess my invitation to
the wedding rerun was misplaced.

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But I thought
I'd come by anyway.

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I'm guessing the bride
won't be wearing white.

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Jazz, the ceremony
isn't till tomorrow, man.

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Then I'll be spending the night.

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I hear the pool house has
a delightful northern exposure.

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Hilary, woman, draw me a
bath.

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- I wouldn't draw you a cartoon.
- That's it.

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- That's it. I'm out of here.
- Oh, wait.

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Oh, Jazz, come here, man.

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Look, this is not the right time
to mess with Uncle Phil.

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He lost something
really important.

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Geoffrey took it. I swear.

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Look, kids, you look down here.

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I'm going to look
for the ring upstairs.

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Give it up, big guy,
we've already looked everywhere.

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I'll give $100
to the first one who finds it.

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Now you're talking.

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My family.

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Can't live with 'em,
can't turn your back on 'em.

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[both grunting]

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Ouch! Oh, my eye!

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Will, are you okay?

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[grunts]

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Here's your question.

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If your partner
could name only one person

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as his best friend

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who would that
special person be?

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Now, you have until the buzzer
sounds to think about it.

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[instrumental music]

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[buzzer buzzes]

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Time is up. Alright, Carlton,
let's hear your answer.

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Well, Bob, let's back it up
for a moment

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and define this thing
called friendship.

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00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,090
You see, the ancient Mayans..

254
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,230
[buzzer buzzes]

255
00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:15,110
Carlton, your time is up.

256
00:15:15,129 --> 00:15:19,240
Okay, Tyriq,
who is Jazz's best friend?

257
00:15:19,259 --> 00:15:22,190
I'm sorry, Bob,
this is a bad time.

258
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:29,169
[dramatic music]

259
00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:01,250
[music continues]

260
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:12,110
[Philip snoring]

261
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:32,080
[music continues]

262
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,100
[instrumental music]

263
00:16:40,149 --> 00:16:43,169
- Goodnight, Will.
- 'You're grounded.'

264
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,289
[Will screaming]

265
00:16:59,059 --> 00:17:02,169
Alright, alright, alright.
Everybody out, come on.

266
00:17:05,220 --> 00:17:07,049
Look, the next step is

267
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,240
full-scale psychological
warfare, right?

268
00:17:09,259 --> 00:17:12,250
You gotta act like
you got this tic, right?

269
00:17:12,269 --> 00:17:14,269
Like the army did this
experiment on you, right

270
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,289
that just went terribly
wrong.

271
00:17:17,009 --> 00:17:19,190
You're like, "Back up! Back up!

272
00:17:19,210 --> 00:17:22,269
Mind your business, that's all.
Mind your business."

273
00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:26,000
Okay.

274
00:17:26,019 --> 00:17:28,160
Back up! Back up!

275
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:31,130
Mind your business, that's all,
just mind your business.

276
00:17:33,069 --> 00:17:35,250
I work all day trying
to keep this house nice for you.

277
00:17:35,269 --> 00:17:38,240
I cook and clean
and work my fingers to the bone.

278
00:17:38,259 --> 00:17:40,200
And this is the thanks I get?

279
00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:43,059
Well, I bust my hump
at school all day

280
00:17:43,079 --> 00:17:44,160
and you just sit around here

281
00:17:44,180 --> 00:17:47,240
watching soap operas
and eating bonbons.

282
00:17:47,259 --> 00:17:50,140
Well, excuse me
for having a little fun.

283
00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:53,069
Maybe it's because
you never take me out anymore.

284
00:17:55,029 --> 00:17:58,119
Well, maybe I would if you
fixed yourself up a little bit.

285
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,099
Oh. Wait a minute.

286
00:18:02,119 --> 00:18:04,119
We sound like
an old married couple.

287
00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:07,029
So now I'm old.

288
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:12,170
And I gave you
the best years of my life.

289
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:18,230
Look, I'm sorry.

290
00:18:21,089 --> 00:18:23,279
[instrumental music]

291
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:33,180
♪ Everybody loves
somebody sometime ♪

292
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:39,269
♪ Everybody falls in love
somehow ♪

293
00:18:39,289 --> 00:18:45,170
♪ Something in your kiss
just told me ♪

294
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:51,269
♪ My sometime is now ♪

295
00:18:51,289 --> 00:18:57,240
♪ Everybody finds
somebody someplace ♪

296
00:18:57,259 --> 00:19:03,230
♪ There's no telling
where love may appear ♪

297
00:19:03,250 --> 00:19:09,099
♪ Something in my heart
keeps saying.. ♪

298
00:19:09,119 --> 00:19:13,029
♪ I'm stuck in a basement
sittin' on a tricycle ♪

299
00:19:13,049 --> 00:19:15,200
♪ Girl gettin' on my nerves ♪

300
00:19:18,049 --> 00:19:19,160
♪ Going out of my mind ♪

301
00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:21,009
♪ I thought she was fine ♪

302
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,230
♪ Don't know
if her body is hers ♪

303
00:19:28,119 --> 00:19:29,170
I'm hungry.

304
00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:31,279
Don't you have
any more breath mints?

305
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,230
No, you ate them all
without offering me one.

306
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,289
Can't have my toothpick, either.

307
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,029
Did I ask you?

308
00:19:39,049 --> 00:19:41,119
[sighs]
Look, baby, why don't you
just look in the freezer

309
00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:42,240
and see if there's something
in there?

310
00:19:42,259 --> 00:19:45,140
- Would you look?
- Why don't you look?

311
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,190
I thought you liked
doing things for me.

312
00:19:47,210 --> 00:19:50,240
Yes, I did till you ate
all my breath mints.

313
00:19:50,259 --> 00:19:54,109
Forget it, I don't need you
to do anything for me.

314
00:19:56,109 --> 00:19:57,200
[groans]

315
00:19:59,059 --> 00:20:01,049
Could you open this?

316
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:03,150
Thought you ain't need me
to do nothing for you.

317
00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:05,240
Just open it.

318
00:20:05,259 --> 00:20:08,250
- What's the magic word?
- Now.

319
00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:14,119
[imitates buzzer]
Guess again.

320
00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:19,049
Here, look,
I can't open this thing.

321
00:20:19,069 --> 00:20:21,190
I thought you're supposed to be
the big man.

322
00:20:21,210 --> 00:20:24,039
Look, you're the one who's
hungry. Use your fingernails.

323
00:20:24,059 --> 00:20:28,160
Look, look.
Here, here, here, here, here.

324
00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:30,079
'Knock yourself out!'

325
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:38,140
Ugh!

326
00:20:40,019 --> 00:20:42,180
[instrumental music]

327
00:20:45,089 --> 00:20:47,039
Any luck with the ring, dad?

328
00:20:47,059 --> 00:20:50,009
No, but don't worry about it,
I figured it out.

329
00:20:50,029 --> 00:20:52,059
In the middle of the ceremony,
I'll fake a heart attack.

330
00:20:54,019 --> 00:20:56,019
Come on, Uncle Phil, it
didn't
work on your wedding night

331
00:20:56,039 --> 00:20:57,170
and it ain't going to work now.

332
00:21:00,069 --> 00:21:02,049
(Will)
Oh, here comes Hilary. Places!

333
00:21:02,069 --> 00:21:04,240
["Wedding March" instrumental]

334
00:21:07,029 --> 00:21:10,099
Oh, she looks so beautiful.

335
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:11,269
Thank you.

336
00:21:11,289 --> 00:21:13,109
Not you. Mom.

337
00:21:13,130 --> 00:21:15,119
Look, she fit into
her wedding dress.

338
00:21:17,269 --> 00:21:20,170
Everybody, duck.
I think she's about to blow.

339
00:21:20,190 --> 00:21:21,269
Jazz!

340
00:21:26,039 --> 00:21:27,130
We're gathered here today

341
00:21:27,150 --> 00:21:31,000
to renew the vows
of holy matrimony

342
00:21:31,019 --> 00:21:32,150
'which is commended..'

343
00:21:32,170 --> 00:21:33,279
[sniffles]

344
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,160
I didn't know
you were so sentimental.

345
00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:37,220
I'm not.

346
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:42,190
It's just, always a bridesmaid,
never a bride.

347
00:21:44,039 --> 00:21:45,279
Vivian Banks,
do you take this man

348
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,250
to be your
lawfully wedded husband?

349
00:21:49,049 --> 00:21:50,240
With all my heart.

350
00:21:50,259 --> 00:21:52,240
And do you, Philip Banks,
take this woman

351
00:21:52,259 --> 00:21:54,230
to be your lawfully wedded wife?

352
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:57,180
- No, I don't.
- 'What?'

353
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,200
I take her
for much more than that.

354
00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,140
For my lover

355
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,279
my life companion..

356
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,039
...my very best friend.

357
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:08,230
Oh, Philip.

358
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:11,029
- May I have the ring, please?
- Here it is, daddy.

359
00:22:11,049 --> 00:22:13,109
I got one for you
right here, buddy.

360
00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:22,049
Uh, thanks, kids, but, uh..

361
00:22:22,069 --> 00:22:25,170
Look, Vivian, there's something
I have to tell you.

362
00:22:25,190 --> 00:22:28,130
I-I, uh, lost my wedding ring.

363
00:22:28,150 --> 00:22:31,140
- Oh, you mean this one?
- You found it!

364
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:34,230
Yeah, I took it
to have it inscribed. See, look.

365
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:38,039
"To a hundred years more."

366
00:22:38,059 --> 00:22:40,049
Now you may kiss the bride.

367
00:22:52,059 --> 00:22:55,069
[instrumental music]