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[pounding on door]

2
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(Philip)
'Get up! Hurry,
everybody, get up!'

3
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(Will)
'Yo! What's the matter,
Uncle Phil?'

4
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'Aah!'

5
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(Philip)
'Calm down, Will! Calm down.'

6
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'It's Aunt Vivian.
She's having a baby!'

7
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(Will)
'That ain't what's scaring me.'

8
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'You ain't got
no drawers on!'

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay.

10
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[panting]
Oh! Oh! Oh!

11
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[exhales]
Oh. Oh.

12
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[groans]
Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

13
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Aah!

14
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Ooh!

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- Mother, are you alright?
- Mmh!

16
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Of course you're not alright.
You're having a baby.

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Oh, I think
I'm gonna be sick.

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Hilary, sweetie, come here.

19
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Having a baby
is very spiritual.

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This is my last baby,
and I'm never going to

21
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experience this miracle
again.

22
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Oh, here comes
another contraction.

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[both groaning]

24
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Ow!

25
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[exhales]
Well, that wasn't so bad.

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Hilary, honey,
don't be so dramatic.

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My hand. Ah.

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Alright. Everything's cool,
Let's go. Let's go, Aunt Viv!

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Everything cool, everything,
everything cool.

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Alright, check it out.
Um, um, alright..

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Carl, you boil some water.

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Uh, Ashley,
you go get some blankets.

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Uh...Hilary, you, uh,
c-circle the wagons.

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Will, honey, what are you
talking about?

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I wish to God
I knew, Aunt Viv.

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Mom, I think
what Will is referring to is--

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- Aah!
- Aah!

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- Oh! Oh!
- Aah!

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Oh, my God. Oh, the pains
are getting closer.

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Carlton, honey,
get up off the floor.

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My hand!

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What is wrong with everybody?
Philip!

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Put on your damn pants
and let's go!

44
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Hey. Aunt Viv,
I wanna go, too.

45
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Oh, thank you, sweetheart.

46
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You know I could really use

47
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somebody to hold my hand.

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[theme song]

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♪ Now this is a story all about
how ♪

50
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♪ My life got flipped
turned upside-down ♪

51
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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

52
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♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪

53
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♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

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♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪

55
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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪

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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxing all cool ♪

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♪ And all shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪

58
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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

59
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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared and said ♪

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♪ You're moving with your auntie
and uncle in Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪

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♪ The license plate said fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪

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♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪

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♪ But I thought nah forget it
yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪

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♪ And I yelled to the cabby
yo homes smell you later ♪

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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

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♪ To sit on my throne
as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪

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[instrumental music]

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Wonder if mom
had the baby yet.

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I know.

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Birth is a miraculous thing.
Isn't it?

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To think I was once
inside of a woman's body.

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I find that
hard to believe.

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I think we all do, Carlton.
Ahem.

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- Hi, mom. Mom!
- Mom, you're still pregnant.

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You think?

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- Look, I can't do this anymore.
- Look, me neither.

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I mean, getting woke up
in the middle of the night

81
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by a naked man running
around
the house.

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I'm sorry. I-I thought
you were all asleep.

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- Not you, G.
- Oh.

84
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[chuckles]
Never mind.

85
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Look, now, everybody calm down.

86
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False alarms
happen all the time.

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But Uncle Phil
was naked, Aunt Viv.

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- Oh.
- Shut up, Will.

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Vivian, I wanna have this baby
already.

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Oh! And you think
I don't?

91
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I feel like
I ate a Buick.

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That look like a Winnebago
from here.

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Viv, is there anything more
I can do for you?

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Will you look at her,
Uncle Phil?

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Haven't you done enough?
Leave her alone!

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I'm fine, Philip.
Thank you.

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Oh, good.

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I gotta lay down.

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Could I get you
some tea, madam?

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Oh, that
would be lovely, Geoffrey.

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Bring it
to the laundry room.

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I'll be sitting
on the dryer.

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Poor mom.

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Poor mom? Poor me!

105
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I saw Uncle Phil naked!

106
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And he was running!

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[bell ringing]

108
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What can I get you, madam?

109
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Geoffrey, I've got
a proposition for you.

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[chuckles]
Perhaps if we were
both younger

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and I didn't
work for you..

112
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Not that kind of proposition,
Geoffrey.

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I will give you 50 bucks
to drive me over

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a set of railroad tracks.

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Well, doctor, the, uh, pains are
coming closer together.

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Well-well, they start
in the abdomen and they kinda

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radiate up and down
in all directions.

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Philip, what are you
talking about?

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I'm not having any pains.

120
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Well, I am.

121
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Well, yes. Thursday afternoon
Will be fine.

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Yeah. Thank you.

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[rings bell]

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Yes, your majesty?

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Geoffrey, from an objective
point of view

126
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who is having this baby,
him or me?

127
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It's rather difficult to
tell
just by looking.

128
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She's in here. Look, whatever
you do, don't mention her chins.

129
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Or her ankles, or her feet.

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Oh, and whatever you do

131
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never ever feed her
after midnight.

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Oh, poor diva!

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[indistinct chatter]

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- I'm sick of this!
- Oh, look at you!

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- Oh, my God.
- Oh.

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Come on, y'all.
Come on. Come on.

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- Will, why are you crying?
- I don't know, man.

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- Wait a minute. Where's Helen?
- Oh, well, she couldn't come.

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She had to go to court
with Lester.

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Oh, I thought the divorce
was final months ago.

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That's right,
and everything was going so well

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until she saw Lester
with another woman.

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And that's when
she snatched off the wig.

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[gasps]
She snatched off
the woman's wig?

145
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No. Lester's.

146
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[laughing]

147
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What a novel idea,
that little bell.

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Geoffrey, would you get us all
something to eat, please?

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Oh, golly, yes!

150
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Gee! It's great to be
working
in the big house!

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You've all met
our butler...Chicken George?

152
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Don't you worry, Vivian.

153
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I'm going to take
good care of you.

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Oh. Me, too.

155
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Oh! I'm so happy
you guys are here.

156
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I was beginning to feel
like nobody understood me.

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Oh, hey.
We're family.

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- We love you.
- We love you. Yes.

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[bell ringing]

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Stop with the damn bell!

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That's it. I'm never going back
up there again.

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I'm sorry I ever went up there
in the first place.

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I took her some honey
for her tea.

164
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She tells me she does not want
honey from California.

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She wants honey
from New Mexico.

166
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Oh! Puh-lease.

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Diva needs to get her butt out
of Bel-Air a little more often!

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If it get any bigger,
it'll be in and out of
Bel-Air

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at the same time.

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[bell rings]

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- Oh.
- Oh, my goodness.

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Alright, come on,
come on, y'all.

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This ain't easy on Aunt Viv.

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I mean, the baby is a week late.

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[bell rings]

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Oh, that bell's mine!
Who's with me?

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I'm with you.

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Alright, Hilary, you act like
you're gonna hug her

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and then pin her arms down.

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- Oh, I-I know the choke hold.
- Okay.

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Hey, hold it, hold it,
hold it now!

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Now, that's enough!

183
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Now, you know, this is harder
on her than it is on us.

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We're her family. We have to be
here for her.

185
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You guys? Why isn't anybody
answering my bell?

186
00:09:02,129 --> 00:09:06,210
Could somebody please come
upstairs and keep me company?

187
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You hate me, don't you?

188
00:09:16,169 --> 00:09:19,129
Okay, I know this has been
hard to take

189
00:09:19,149 --> 00:09:22,120
and this baby doesn't look like
he's coming anytime too soon.

190
00:09:22,139 --> 00:09:26,090
So, why don't we just take
a breather from one another?

191
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You know, just for a little
while if you..

192
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Hello?

193
00:09:31,019 --> 00:09:33,190
[instrumental music]

194
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[bell jingling]

195
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Geoffrey, have you seen
my bell?

196
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What bell?

197
00:09:54,269 --> 00:09:58,019
I don't blame you, Geoffrey.
I've been pretty unbearable.

198
00:09:58,039 --> 00:10:00,159
Do you think my family's
ever gonna come back?

199
00:10:00,179 --> 00:10:02,169
I doubt it.

200
00:10:02,190 --> 00:10:05,129
Why don't you sit down
and let me make you some
tea?

201
00:10:05,149 --> 00:10:08,240
Oh, Geoffrey, you know,
you always know what to do.

202
00:10:10,019 --> 00:10:11,250
- Thank you.
- Now you relax.

203
00:10:11,269 --> 00:10:15,070
If anything happens, Mr.
Banks
has Master William's beeper.

204
00:10:15,090 --> 00:10:17,019
And I'm sure
your sisters will be back

205
00:10:17,039 --> 00:10:19,000
from the salon any minute.

206
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:21,190
[instrumental music]

207
00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:26,080
[indistinct chatter]

208
00:10:29,139 --> 00:10:32,080
Oh, Hillary, this is great.
I really needed this.

209
00:10:32,100 --> 00:10:36,090
I know. And some electrolysis
wouldn't hurt you either.

210
00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:41,039
This could get ugly.
We're family.

211
00:10:44,139 --> 00:10:46,080
Aren't you guys
finished yet?

212
00:10:46,100 --> 00:10:48,039
Carlton, Aunt Vy
is getting a makeover.

213
00:10:48,059 --> 00:10:51,029
It could take hours.

214
00:10:51,049 --> 00:10:54,230
Am I wearing
a "Kick me" sign?

215
00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:58,120
I don't see why women spend
so much time in these places.

216
00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:05,190
Wow! Forget college.
I'm going to beauty school.

217
00:11:06,259 --> 00:11:08,169
Look, if I'm not back
in 20 minutes

218
00:11:08,190 --> 00:11:10,250
be really happy for me.

219
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,110
[upbeat music]

220
00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:20,250
- Way to go, speedy.
- Shut up.

221
00:11:20,269 --> 00:11:22,190
You know, Will,
I could've driven myself here

222
00:11:22,210 --> 00:11:24,090
for my examination.

223
00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:26,039
I don't think so,
Uncle Phil.

224
00:11:26,059 --> 00:11:28,190
I think, you're taking
this sympathy pains thing

225
00:11:28,210 --> 00:11:30,100
just a wee bit too far.

226
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,149
Don't be ridiculous, Will.

227
00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:36,110
Oh, my God!
I think my water broke.

228
00:11:37,289 --> 00:11:39,250
[pager beeping]

229
00:11:41,110 --> 00:11:44,100
Oh, my God! It's Vivian!
She-she's having the baby.

230
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,250
We gotta get
to the hospital!

231
00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:49,049
Uncle Phil, Uncle Phil,
we in the hospital.

232
00:11:49,070 --> 00:11:51,100
Oh, good..

233
00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,250
...because I'm having
a heart attack.

234
00:11:53,269 --> 00:11:57,190
Uncle Phil, I think, you better
let me take care of this.

235
00:11:57,210 --> 00:12:00,230
- Uh, false alarm, Uncle Phil.
- It's for me. It's Carla.

236
00:12:02,070 --> 00:12:05,000
"4-0-2-4-3-6,"
that's no phone number.

237
00:12:05,019 --> 00:12:06,279
No, no, no, Uncle Phil. Ahem.

238
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,250
That's 40-24-36.

239
00:12:10,269 --> 00:12:13,200
Boom, bang, ka-boom!

240
00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:15,190
Oh.

241
00:12:18,210 --> 00:12:22,100
- Hey, hey. Ruff ruff ruff!
- Shut up! Shut up!

242
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:24,080
Get in the elevator.

243
00:12:31,259 --> 00:12:34,220
Excuse me, sir. Would you mind
putting out that cigarette?

244
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:38,210
- Hey, it's a free country.
- That's right. It certainly is.

245
00:12:38,230 --> 00:12:42,070
But it's against the law to
smoke cigarettes in elevators.

246
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,080
[stomping]

247
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,169
[applauds]

248
00:12:51,190 --> 00:12:54,090
That's right, boy.
This is a new jack city.

249
00:12:55,139 --> 00:12:57,169
You the man.
You the man.

250
00:12:58,090 --> 00:12:59,250
Oh!

251
00:12:59,269 --> 00:13:01,279
[electronic buzzing]

252
00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:05,129
(Will)
You the big man
that broke the elevator.

253
00:13:07,279 --> 00:13:09,139
[instrumental music]

254
00:13:09,159 --> 00:13:13,000
Geoffrey, I think
we better beep Mr. Banks.

255
00:13:14,019 --> 00:13:16,259
Oh, dear. Okay.

256
00:13:16,279 --> 00:13:23,029
Keep calm. I think
we'd better beep Mr. Banks.

257
00:13:23,049 --> 00:13:26,240
- Geoffrey, I just said that.
- Good. That's good.

258
00:13:26,259 --> 00:13:30,279
Now we're on
the same train of thought.

259
00:13:37,059 --> 00:13:40,110
How do you work
this bloody thing?

260
00:13:40,129 --> 00:13:43,049
Well, thank God
you're here.

261
00:13:45,039 --> 00:13:47,019
Oh! Oh, God!

262
00:13:47,039 --> 00:13:49,129
- Oh!
- Ow! My ha..

263
00:13:49,149 --> 00:13:51,190
[both groaning]

264
00:13:53,009 --> 00:13:54,279
(Will)
Uncle Phil, is that you?

265
00:13:55,009 --> 00:13:59,090
(male #1)
No, but you have
really soft hands.

266
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:07,039
(Will)
Mommy! Ma!

267
00:14:07,059 --> 00:14:08,269
Just relax, Will.

268
00:14:08,289 --> 00:14:12,019
[sighs]
I'm sure, they'll have us
out of here in no time.

269
00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:14,100
[pager beeps]

270
00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:19,000
Oh, Uncle Phil, that's Aunt Viv.

271
00:14:19,019 --> 00:14:21,200
Oh, my God. Somebody get us
out of here!

272
00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:24,090
I'm having a baby!

273
00:14:27,149 --> 00:14:29,190
[upbeat music]

274
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,029
Something must be wrong.

275
00:14:32,049 --> 00:14:34,080
I've beeped him twice,
and he still hasn't answered.

276
00:14:36,129 --> 00:14:39,090
My hand!

277
00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:41,259
[exhales]
I'd better try
the beauty salon.

278
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,169
[instrumental music]

279
00:14:49,070 --> 00:14:51,129
So while she's been stepping out
on him

280
00:14:51,149 --> 00:14:54,129
he's been having an affair
with her sister!

281
00:14:54,149 --> 00:14:56,259
But she works here,
so keep it quiet!

282
00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:01,159
- Oh! Okay.
- What?

283
00:15:02,139 --> 00:15:05,019
[telephone ringing]

284
00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:08,090
Black Beauty.
How can I help you?

285
00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:10,169
Yeah, right.
It's always an emergency.

286
00:15:10,190 --> 00:15:13,240
I'll ask.
Vy smith, phone call.

287
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:17,009
Sorry. Nobody's answering.

288
00:15:18,059 --> 00:15:21,210
Don't you just love
these quiet girl talks?

289
00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:24,019
- What?
- What?

290
00:15:24,039 --> 00:15:25,210
I know!

291
00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:29,179
Great. Geoffrey..

292
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:33,000
It looks like you're gonna have
to drive me to the hospital.

293
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:35,070
Will I steer
with my left foot?

294
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:39,059
I hate men.

295
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,159
Hi, mommy.

296
00:15:40,179 --> 00:15:42,070
Oh, my God!
Here comes another one.

297
00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:44,110
- Ashley, give me your hand!
- No way.

298
00:15:44,129 --> 00:15:46,070
- Ashley!
- You keep away from me!

299
00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:49,080
Geoffrey! Oh! Oh! Aah!

300
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,129
[groaning]

301
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:52,080
[sobbing]

302
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:56,139
Oh, this baby's coming!
I got to get to the hospital!

303
00:15:56,159 --> 00:15:58,210
Don't worry, mom.
I'll get you there.

304
00:16:00,029 --> 00:16:02,110
- Ashley, you can't drive.
- Grow up.

305
00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:04,220
I've been taking the car
since I was 12.

306
00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:07,179
Oh. Okay. Okay.

307
00:16:08,220 --> 00:16:11,240
[upbeat music]

308
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:23,129
Hey! Hey! How much longer before
somebody gets us out of here?

309
00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,289
My wife's having a baby!

310
00:16:25,009 --> 00:16:27,090
(male #2)
'She ain't in there
with you, is she?'

311
00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:28,139
- No!
- 'Good.'

312
00:16:28,159 --> 00:16:30,169
- ''Cause I'm going on a break!'
- What?

313
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,120
[indistinct chatter]

314
00:16:33,279 --> 00:16:36,269
(male #2)
'Just kidding. A little
elevator humor there.'

315
00:16:36,289 --> 00:16:38,129
(male #3)
'Oh, man!'

316
00:16:38,149 --> 00:16:41,230
I'll get you out of there
as soon as I can.

317
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:45,019
Hi, honey.
I'm gonna be late for lunch.

318
00:16:45,039 --> 00:16:47,279
Great.
You have a phone.

319
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,220
That's right...
and you don't.

320
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:54,070
Will, we gotta get that phone.

321
00:16:55,149 --> 00:16:57,039
Look, Uncle Phil,
just ask him nice.

322
00:16:57,059 --> 00:17:00,190
No, no, after what I did to him,
he's never gonna let me use it.

323
00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:02,230
Oh.

324
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:06,240
Well, you know I'm coming
straight out the 'hood,
right?

325
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:09,279
Alright, where I come from,
when we want something

326
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:14,079
we step aboard
and take it. Observe.

327
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:17,190
♪ Please can I use
your phone? ♪♪

328
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,200
Hey, look man, if you
don't let me use your phone

329
00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:22,009
I'mma start singing
Paula Abdul's greatest hits.

330
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,250
I guess you wanna use
this phone real bad, huh?

331
00:17:26,269 --> 00:17:28,210
Yes, sir, I do.

332
00:17:28,230 --> 00:17:30,279
About as bad as
I wanted that cigarette?

333
00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:35,190
- Stop! Ghetto time!
- No, no! Will!

334
00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:38,210
Will, Will, calm down. No!
Shh! Calm down now.

335
00:17:38,230 --> 00:17:40,250
Now, I trained as a lawyer
for many years.

336
00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:43,029
I was trained in
the art of negotiation.

337
00:17:43,049 --> 00:17:45,000
Hey. Okay?

338
00:17:46,079 --> 00:17:47,230
Observe.

339
00:17:51,059 --> 00:17:54,109
Sir...give me that damn phone

340
00:17:54,130 --> 00:17:57,109
or I'mma rip your liver out
and eat it raw.

341
00:17:57,130 --> 00:18:00,119
That's right, boy,
and he about due for a snack.

342
00:18:02,259 --> 00:18:03,279
Yes, sir.

343
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,019
Yes, Mr. Banks.

344
00:18:06,039 --> 00:18:09,049
Mrs. Banks should be arriving
at the hospital any minute.

345
00:18:09,069 --> 00:18:11,170
- 'What? Who drove her?'
- Who drove?

346
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,259
Uh, you are trapped
in an elevator, right?

347
00:18:13,279 --> 00:18:16,059
(Philip on phone)
'Yes, yes, I'm trapped in an
elevator. Now, who drove her?'

348
00:18:16,079 --> 00:18:18,210
- Uh, Miss Ashley drove.
- 'What?'

349
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:21,049
(Philip on phone)
'How could you let that happen?
Are you insane?'

350
00:18:21,069 --> 00:18:24,200
No, sir. I-I don't know how
I could have let that happen.

351
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:27,019
(Philip on phone)
'Call Mrs. Banks' sisters
and tell them to meet her.'

352
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,200
Yes, sir. I'll call the salon
right away.

353
00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:31,200
[Philip shouting indistinctly]

354
00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:33,119
(Philip on phone)
'This was completely
irresponsible of you!'

355
00:18:33,140 --> 00:18:37,259
Y-yes, sir.
I-I'm a very, very bad butler.

356
00:18:37,279 --> 00:18:41,170
In fact, I'm going
to punish myself.

357
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,269
No phone privileges
for a week.

358
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,170
(Philip on phone)
'There's going to be
more of that happening--'

359
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,180
[instrumental music]

360
00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:56,230
Don't worry, Geoffrey,
we're on our way.

361
00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:58,210
Vivian's having the baby.
We've gotta get outta here.

362
00:18:58,230 --> 00:19:01,029
Finally. I'll go get Carlton.
Come on, Hillary.

363
00:19:01,049 --> 00:19:03,059
I can't go into a hospital
looking like this.

364
00:19:03,079 --> 00:19:05,259
The place is full of doctors.

365
00:19:05,279 --> 00:19:08,059
Hillary, please don't tell
me
you're that superficial.

366
00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:10,210
Well, it may be superficial
to you, but I'm young.

367
00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:12,230
I can still get a husband.

368
00:19:14,049 --> 00:19:16,279
Not without any teeth,
you won't.

369
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,099
Now try me.
Get on out of here.

370
00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:21,269
That girl wanted me,
Aunt Janice.

371
00:19:21,289 --> 00:19:24,230
Carlton, when a woman says,
"Drop dead, troll"

372
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,289
it usually means
she's not interested.

373
00:19:27,009 --> 00:19:29,039
Now, come on,
let's go.

374
00:19:29,059 --> 00:19:30,170
I'll call you!

375
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,059
[upbeat music]

376
00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:39,259
I'm sorry, young lady, but you
are going to have to fill out

377
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:42,160
these insurance form
like everyone else.

378
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:46,059
I'm a kid. I don't know jack
about insurance.

379
00:19:46,079 --> 00:19:49,049
I'm sorry.
But those are the rules.

380
00:19:49,069 --> 00:19:50,289
Oh, my God.
Here comes the big one.

381
00:19:51,009 --> 00:19:54,029
Nurse, could you
hold my hand, please?

382
00:19:54,049 --> 00:19:55,279
[groans]

383
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,140
[groaning]

384
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:01,140
Get this woman
to a pressing room.

385
00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:11,009
- What happened to Hillary?
- Oh, Lord.

386
00:20:11,029 --> 00:20:14,160
Hillary Violet Banks,
get your butt here.

387
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,180
My hand!

388
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:23,039
I'm pretty sure
mom's been here.

389
00:20:24,069 --> 00:20:26,160
Look, this is an emergency.

390
00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:28,210
Do you have any mascara?

391
00:20:30,059 --> 00:20:33,160
Where is the woman
that did this to you?

392
00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:36,099
- Down the hall.
- Come on. Down here.

393
00:20:38,089 --> 00:20:39,289
[instrumental music]

394
00:20:41,069 --> 00:20:43,160
Oh, Vivian, we got here
as soon as we could.

395
00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:45,039
You doing okay, baby?

396
00:20:45,059 --> 00:20:46,250
She's fine.
I took care of things.

397
00:20:46,269 --> 00:20:48,250
Hey, look I appreciate
that you're close family

398
00:20:48,269 --> 00:20:50,130
but you all
can't be in here, okay?

399
00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:52,170
- Oh, I'll go.
- Uh, me, too.

400
00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:54,109
And, um..

401
00:20:56,029 --> 00:20:58,259
This is what
I usually look like.

402
00:21:01,069 --> 00:21:05,079
Phil-iiippp!

403
00:21:08,269 --> 00:21:11,180
-'Phil-iiippp!'
- Vivian!

404
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,170
- 'Philip!'
-Vivian!

405
00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,220
Wilma!

406
00:21:18,190 --> 00:21:21,069
- Dad, over here!
- What? Where?

407
00:21:21,089 --> 00:21:23,019
[panting]
Where is she?

408
00:21:23,039 --> 00:21:25,200
- That way.
-Vivian!

409
00:21:25,220 --> 00:21:27,170
[crashes]

410
00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:32,059
Say hello
to your new son.

411
00:21:32,079 --> 00:21:35,150
- Ooh!
- Look at him.

412
00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:38,009
- Be careful.
- Ooh!

413
00:21:38,029 --> 00:21:39,230
[giggling]

414
00:21:41,079 --> 00:21:43,039
Oh, we should get
a picture of this.

415
00:21:43,059 --> 00:21:45,049
- Doc, would you the honors?
- Sure.

416
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:49,109
Look, look, he look like
a little black yoda.

417
00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:51,220
- Oh, stop.
- Ohh!

418
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,069
He's adorable.

419
00:21:53,089 --> 00:21:56,099
Hello, little
Nicholas Andrew Banks.

420
00:21:58,049 --> 00:21:59,119
Ooh!

421
00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:01,289
Honey, I thought we agreed
to call him Philip.

422
00:22:02,009 --> 00:22:05,130
Ew, that's
a stupid name.

423
00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:08,180
Why don't we name him
after daddy...Eli?

424
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,180
- Great.
- Over my dead body.

425
00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:13,049
- Not Eli?
- No. Let's name him Rufus.

426
00:22:13,069 --> 00:22:15,170
[indistinct chatter]

427
00:22:19,119 --> 00:22:21,089
Smile!

428
00:22:23,039 --> 00:22:24,240
- 'Colin Powell!'
- 'Bobby Brown'

429
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:26,200
(Will)
'And Whitney Houston!'

430
00:22:29,049 --> 00:22:31,059
[crashing]

431
00:22:49,079 --> 00:22:51,109
(Will)
Wilma!

432
00:22:53,109 --> 00:22:55,269
[instrumental music]