1 00:00:01,199 --> 00:00:02,290 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:04,250 --> 00:00:07,179 Master Carlton, I have to take this tray up to your mother 3 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:10,250 so on your way out would you mind taking out the garbage? 4 00:00:10,269 --> 00:00:13,000 Do I look like Roc? 5 00:00:14,179 --> 00:00:16,280 I don't know, Carlton, maybe if you shaved your head bald 6 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,039 and sanded down the square part. 7 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:23,280 Ashley, you take out the garbage. 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,190 - Why me? - Because I'm bigger than you. 9 00:00:25,210 --> 00:00:27,179 See, that's not fair. That's only 'cause you got them 10 00:00:27,199 --> 00:00:29,059 shoe lifts in today. 11 00:00:31,050 --> 00:00:33,030 They're not lifts. 12 00:00:33,049 --> 00:00:35,030 I doubled up on my Odor-Eaters. 13 00:00:37,109 --> 00:00:39,049 Here, Hilary, you take it out. 14 00:00:39,070 --> 00:00:41,149 - Out where? - To the trash cans. 15 00:00:41,170 --> 00:00:44,280 You know, those things you hit every time you back out the car. 16 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,070 Thank God. I thought it was the neighbor's kids. 17 00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:53,109 Oh! This is gross. I don't touch greasy, disgusting things. 18 00:00:53,130 --> 00:00:55,280 Well, just pretend it's buying you dinner afterwards. 19 00:01:00,109 --> 00:01:01,270 - You take it. - Yo, girl! 20 00:01:01,289 --> 00:01:04,129 And for your information, dinner comes first. 21 00:01:06,129 --> 00:01:07,200 Oh, it's like that, right? 22 00:01:07,219 --> 00:01:09,049 You're just gonna slam garbage at me. 23 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,260 - Good morning, Will. - Uh, good morning, Uncle Phil. 24 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:13,230 - Here's your lunch. - Thank you. 25 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:17,210 [theme song] 26 00:01:17,230 --> 00:01:19,159 ♪ Now this is a story ♪ 27 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:22,120 ♪ All about how my life got flipped turned upside down ♪ 28 00:01:22,140 --> 00:01:24,269 ♪ And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there ♪ 29 00:01:24,289 --> 00:01:26,099 ♪ I'll tell you how I became the prince ♪ 30 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,019 ♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪ 31 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:39,099 ♪ In West Philadelphia born and raised ♪ 32 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:42,020 ♪ On the playground was where I spent most of my days ♪ 33 00:01:42,039 --> 00:01:44,009 ♪ Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool ♪ 34 00:01:44,030 --> 00:01:46,180 ♪ And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school ♪ 35 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,270 ♪ When a couple of guys who were up to no good ♪ 36 00:01:48,289 --> 00:01:51,020 ♪ Started making trouble in my neighborhood ♪ 37 00:01:51,039 --> 00:01:53,280 ♪ I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said ♪ 38 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,129 ♪ You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air ♪ 39 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:58,069 ♪ I whistled for a cab and when it came near ♪ 40 00:01:58,090 --> 00:02:00,280 ♪ The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror ♪ 41 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,069 ♪ If anything I could say that this cab was rare ♪ 42 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:07,019 ♪ But I thought nah forget it yo homes to Bel-Air ♪ 43 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:10,030 ♪ I pulled up to the house about seven or eight ♪ 44 00:02:10,050 --> 00:02:12,280 ♪ And I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later ♪ 45 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,080 ♪ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there ♪ 46 00:02:15,099 --> 00:02:17,189 ♪ To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪ 47 00:02:17,210 --> 00:02:20,240 [music continues] 48 00:02:28,210 --> 00:02:31,129 Good morning, Geoffrey. Isn't it a glorious day? 49 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:34,170 Actually, sir, I have an impacted wisdom tooth 50 00:02:34,189 --> 00:02:36,069 my hair is falling out 51 00:02:36,090 --> 00:02:38,250 and I have a bunion the size of my fist. 52 00:02:40,039 --> 00:02:42,259 Oh, no. We're out of Mrs. Butterworth's. 53 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:45,009 Thanks for the talk, big guy. 54 00:02:46,150 --> 00:02:48,039 - Hey, good morning, Uncle Phil. - Good morning, Will. 55 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:49,219 - What up, G? - Morning, Master William. 56 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:50,250 - This mine? Thank you. - Yes. 57 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:52,139 Thank you. Oh, man. 58 00:02:55,110 --> 00:02:57,259 Hey, hey, hey. Will, why don't you sit down and eat? 59 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,080 Sorry, but, Uncle Phil, I ain't got no time. 60 00:03:00,099 --> 00:03:01,159 Oh, man. 61 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:02,229 Hey, look, any chance of you letting me 62 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:06,030 balance this book on your head? 63 00:03:06,050 --> 00:03:07,250 Hey, you know I was gonna put the waffles up there 64 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,150 but that's just a little too close to your mouth 65 00:03:09,169 --> 00:03:10,210 you know what I mean? 66 00:03:14,169 --> 00:03:17,170 Will, sit down. You're giving me motion sickness. 67 00:03:17,189 --> 00:03:19,030 Sorry about that, Uncle Phil. 68 00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:21,240 Man, it's like there's so much to do. 69 00:03:21,259 --> 00:03:25,009 I mean, between my school work and Cindy 70 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:29,090 and, you know, my job and Cindy.. 71 00:03:29,110 --> 00:03:32,129 And, you know, basketball and Cindy.. 72 00:03:33,180 --> 00:03:36,110 Wow, you think I'm neglecting Cindy? 73 00:03:36,129 --> 00:03:38,090 Maybe you should take a little time off from work. 74 00:03:38,110 --> 00:03:40,090 You're gonna wear yourself out. 75 00:03:40,110 --> 00:03:41,170 Thank you, sir. 76 00:03:43,129 --> 00:03:47,039 It's nice to know that all my labors haven't gone unnoticed. 77 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:48,229 I was talking to Will. 78 00:03:48,250 --> 00:03:51,219 And I, apparently, was talking to myself. 79 00:03:54,180 --> 00:03:55,250 Hey, Will, how about it? 80 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:57,060 You sure there's nobody down there 81 00:03:57,079 --> 00:03:58,129 who can cover for you at the restaurant? 82 00:03:58,150 --> 00:03:59,289 No, I wish there was, Uncle Phil. 83 00:04:00,009 --> 00:04:01,169 I got to make some extra money for the prom. 84 00:04:01,189 --> 00:04:03,039 I mean, 'cause I wouldn't feel like a gentleman 85 00:04:03,060 --> 00:04:05,099 if I made Cindy pay for my half too. 86 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:10,150 - Look at my face! - Oh, please, man, we eatin'. 87 00:04:10,169 --> 00:04:11,180 Will. 88 00:04:12,180 --> 00:04:14,000 This is serious. 89 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:16,050 The prom's only three days away, and I got a pimple. 90 00:04:16,069 --> 00:04:18,220 Carlton, we're eating. 91 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,110 I need some vitamin E. 92 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:22,180 Well, I should have seen it coming. It never fails. 93 00:04:22,199 --> 00:04:25,100 Every time I have a big date I get a big pimple. 94 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,250 Well, judging by the size of that thing 95 00:04:26,269 --> 00:04:28,160 you must be going out with Nell Carter. 96 00:04:31,129 --> 00:04:33,050 [instrumental music] 97 00:04:37,180 --> 00:04:38,259 Hi, Will. 98 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:41,069 Ooh, Cindy. 99 00:04:41,090 --> 00:04:42,170 Cindy. Cindy. 100 00:04:42,189 --> 00:04:46,279 Hmm! Girl, anybody ever told you that you got the, um.. 101 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,170 [yawns] 102 00:04:48,189 --> 00:04:51,159 Thanks, I'll try not to let it go to my head. 103 00:04:51,180 --> 00:04:53,009 Look, sorry.. Sorry, sorry about that baby. 104 00:04:53,029 --> 00:04:55,170 All this running around is kind of catching up to me. 105 00:04:55,189 --> 00:04:58,100 Well, you make sure you save some energy for the prom. 106 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:01,110 Oh, don't you even worry about me, girl. I'mma be alright. 107 00:05:01,129 --> 00:05:04,019 I'm planning on staying up all night, you know.. 108 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:07,100 'Cause "All I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom." 109 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,170 - What up, J? - Hey, Will. 110 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,279 You wanna carpool to work again after practice? 111 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:17,180 Yeah, that's cool, man. 112 00:05:17,199 --> 00:05:19,259 You know, we're counting on you for the big game this weekend. 113 00:05:19,279 --> 00:05:21,269 Hey, man, don't you even worry about me. I'mma be there. 114 00:05:21,290 --> 00:05:23,230 "Ooh, Smith dribbles. He stops. 115 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:26,170 "He pops. He scores. The crowd goes wild! 116 00:05:26,189 --> 00:05:28,029 Aah!" 117 00:05:28,050 --> 00:05:29,060 [yawns] 118 00:05:30,089 --> 00:05:32,079 Ugh! Man, I'm beat. 119 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:35,090 - You could do what I do. - Uh, no, that's alright. 120 00:05:35,110 --> 00:05:36,220 I don't think listening to Bruce Springsteen 121 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:38,100 got the same effect on black people. 122 00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:44,090 Hm. 123 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:47,009 My breath ain't stinking, so I'm guessing them ain't Tic Tacs. 124 00:05:48,069 --> 00:05:49,230 These will help you stay awake. 125 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:51,250 You've done speed before, right? 126 00:05:51,269 --> 00:05:53,129 No, I didn't, and I didn't think 127 00:05:53,149 --> 00:05:54,290 you was living like that either. 128 00:05:55,009 --> 00:05:57,040 I'm into whatever gets the job done. 129 00:05:57,060 --> 00:06:00,139 To me, it's just freeze-dried coffee.. 130 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,290 ...just in case. 131 00:06:05,089 --> 00:06:06,120 Just in case. 132 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,129 Hey, guys. 133 00:06:11,209 --> 00:06:12,240 Later, Will. 134 00:06:13,269 --> 00:06:16,279 Ooh. Big date this weekend? 135 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:20,259 [instrumental music] 136 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:26,050 I just want to thank 137 00:06:26,069 --> 00:06:29,139 Bill and Hillary Clinton 138 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,269 for inviting me to the inauguration. 139 00:06:33,009 --> 00:06:36,090 - Will, wake up. - Yo, man, go away. 140 00:06:36,110 --> 00:06:39,050 Will, this is the senior prom 141 00:06:39,069 --> 00:06:42,019 also known as guaranteed action night. 142 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:44,040 Rack 'em up. 143 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:46,050 [clears throat] 144 00:06:46,069 --> 00:06:48,149 Here you are, Master William, maybe this'll help. 145 00:06:48,170 --> 00:06:50,290 It's an old remedy passed down in my family 146 00:06:51,009 --> 00:06:53,040 from generation to generation. 147 00:06:55,019 --> 00:06:58,279 - G, it's coffee. - No, it's Folgers Crystals. 148 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:06,040 Will, pardon my tough love 149 00:07:06,060 --> 00:07:09,259 but this burning the candle at both end is dumb, dumb, dumb. 150 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:11,069 [sighs] I know, Carlton. 151 00:07:11,089 --> 00:07:13,050 I just wish there was something else I could do. 152 00:07:13,069 --> 00:07:15,139 It's like there ain't enough hours in the day. 153 00:07:21,230 --> 00:07:25,269 Hey, Carlton, did you ever think about taking 154 00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:27,220 you know, drugs? 155 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:30,060 [chuckles] Will, you don't have to beat around the bush. 156 00:07:30,079 --> 00:07:31,129 I know exactly what you're getting at. 157 00:07:31,149 --> 00:07:32,279 You do? 158 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,170 You see the volcano-sized pimple about to erupt on my forehead 159 00:07:35,189 --> 00:07:37,250 and you don't think vitamin E is strong enough. 160 00:07:39,290 --> 00:07:42,220 No, man. I mean, well, yeah, but.. 161 00:07:44,199 --> 00:07:47,180 I mean, the-the kind of drugs that, that help you stay up. 162 00:07:48,069 --> 00:07:49,090 Up? 163 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,189 You don't mean.. 164 00:07:53,250 --> 00:07:55,019 Oh! 165 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:59,250 This sex thing is even more complicated than I thought. 166 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:08,149 You know what? Never mind, man. 167 00:08:11,060 --> 00:08:15,019 You know, Will, if it turns out tonight is the big night 168 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:17,019 I'm just glad I'll be sharing it with someone 169 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,240 who cares about me so deeply. 170 00:08:19,259 --> 00:08:22,199 Yo, man, I'm just sharing a limo with you. 171 00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:24,019 I'm talking about my date. 172 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,009 She worships the ground I walk on. 173 00:08:26,029 --> 00:08:28,100 Oh, no, man, she's just looking for loose change. 174 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:32,190 Miss Cindy and Miss Vanessa. 175 00:08:32,210 --> 00:08:33,279 Wow. 176 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:37,250 - You look great. - Thank you, Carlton, so do you. 177 00:08:37,269 --> 00:08:40,240 [imitating siren wailing] 178 00:08:40,259 --> 00:08:43,100 Somebody call a cop 'cause it got to be illegal 179 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:44,250 to look that good. 180 00:08:44,269 --> 00:08:47,039 Oh, Will. 181 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:48,279 You look pretty terrific yourself. 182 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,240 Oh, girl, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful. 183 00:08:51,259 --> 00:08:54,159 Oh! You kids look great. Come on, let me get a picture. 184 00:08:54,179 --> 00:08:55,210 Oh, mom! 185 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:57,149 I know I'm treating you like a baby. 186 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:58,289 No, shoot me from the other side. 187 00:08:59,009 --> 00:09:00,200 I've got a situation on my forehead. 188 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:05,200 Okay, smile. 189 00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:06,279 [Vivian laughs] 190 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,100 Now, now, I know this is prom night 191 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:10,029 but I still think we should set a curfew. 192 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:12,080 Oh, come on, Uncle Phil, don't you even worry about it. 193 00:09:12,100 --> 00:09:15,149 - Come on, we'll be home early. - Hm. Okay. 194 00:09:15,169 --> 00:09:17,179 Early tomorrow morning. 195 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,159 Hey, stop. Come on, one more picture. 196 00:09:21,179 --> 00:09:23,059 Hey, yo, I'm telling you, this is gonna be the most 197 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:25,110 exciting night of our lives. 198 00:09:30,029 --> 00:09:31,059 Will. 199 00:09:33,210 --> 00:09:34,220 Will. 200 00:09:37,029 --> 00:09:38,110 Will, wake up. 201 00:09:38,129 --> 00:09:41,059 Vanessa keeps staring at my pimples. What should I do? 202 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:43,059 Stare at hers. 203 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,269 Come on, Will, you gotta help me. 204 00:09:44,289 --> 00:09:46,220 This could be the biggest night of my life. 205 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:50,120 Yeah, to go along with the biggest zit of your life. 206 00:09:50,139 --> 00:09:53,059 The least you can do is give me some vitamin E. 207 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:56,110 Carlton, vitamin E is not going to help, man. 208 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:59,070 A sandblaster is not going to help, man. 209 00:09:59,090 --> 00:10:00,220 Come on, Will, don't hold out on me. 210 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:03,080 - You have any or not? - Look, I-I don't know. 211 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:05,009 Look, check my locker, man. 212 00:10:05,029 --> 00:10:06,259 Oh, look, and if there ain't nothin' in there 213 00:10:06,279 --> 00:10:09,129 you can just pull your big ol' bottom lip up over your head. 214 00:10:14,279 --> 00:10:16,110 Will. 215 00:10:16,129 --> 00:10:19,049 - Will. - Ooh! Hey, girl, what's up? 216 00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:20,200 You've been sleeping all night. 217 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:22,080 When are you gonna ask me to dance? 218 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:24,000 No, baby, we gonna get down. 219 00:10:24,019 --> 00:10:27,019 I'm just waiting for the DJ to throw on something I like. 220 00:10:27,039 --> 00:10:29,149 How about "I'm going home?" 221 00:10:29,169 --> 00:10:32,000 Now that's the jam. Tell me when he put that on. 222 00:10:56,009 --> 00:10:58,080 (all) 'Go, Carlton. Go, Carlton.' 223 00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:00,129 'Go, Carlton. Go, Carlton.' 224 00:11:00,149 --> 00:11:02,179 'Go, Carlton. Go, Carlton.' 225 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,210 'Go, Carlton. Go, Carlton.' 226 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:07,009 'Go, Carlton. Go, Carlton.' 227 00:11:07,029 --> 00:11:08,240 'Go, Carlton. Go, Carlton.' 228 00:11:08,259 --> 00:11:12,090 Go, Carlton. Go, Carlton. Go, Carlton. 229 00:11:12,110 --> 00:11:14,139 Go, Carlton. Go, Carlton. 230 00:11:14,159 --> 00:11:16,220 Go, Carlton. Go, Carlton. 231 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:18,250 Go, Carlton. Go, Carlton. 232 00:11:18,269 --> 00:11:20,279 Go, Carlton. Go, Carlton. 233 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,070 Go, Carlton. 234 00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:23,289 (all) 'Whoo!' 235 00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:28,080 [girls screaming] 236 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:31,100 [screams] 237 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,029 [girls screaming] 238 00:11:35,049 --> 00:11:37,179 [screams] 239 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:41,139 Ah! Oh, Carlton, you were something else. 240 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,110 Carlton, you were somebody else. Man, you alright? 241 00:11:43,129 --> 00:11:45,200 I feel great. Even though I was feeling insecure before 242 00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:47,029 but then I realized it doesn't matter 243 00:11:47,049 --> 00:11:49,000 anyway 'cause beauty's only skin deep. 244 00:11:49,019 --> 00:11:50,279 It's what's inside that counts. Vanessa, you drive me wild. 245 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,110 I hope this night never ends. 246 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,029 Is it just me or are my lips moving really, really fast? 247 00:11:54,049 --> 00:11:55,049 You wanna dance? Come on. 248 00:11:55,070 --> 00:11:58,100 [music continues] 249 00:12:18,110 --> 00:12:19,250 Your cousin's pretty wild. 250 00:12:19,269 --> 00:12:22,159 I guess he's got that kind of natural speed thing going. 251 00:12:22,179 --> 00:12:24,110 [scoffs] Yeah, you can say that again. 252 00:12:24,129 --> 00:12:27,009 Hey, you want me to hook you up with some more of those pills? 253 00:12:27,029 --> 00:12:28,059 I'll get you a good price. 254 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,090 [upbeat music] 255 00:12:37,029 --> 00:12:38,000 Oh, my God. 256 00:12:38,019 --> 00:12:40,149 Hey, Carlton. Carlton. Carlton! 257 00:12:40,169 --> 00:12:41,250 Carlton. Carlton, listen. 258 00:12:41,269 --> 00:12:43,019 Something terrible has happened, man. 259 00:12:43,039 --> 00:12:44,100 Come on, I gotta get you to the hospital. 260 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,190 Why? This is the greatest night of my.. 261 00:12:46,210 --> 00:12:49,179 - Carlton! - Car-Carlton! Carlton! 262 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,240 Yo, Carlton, man. 263 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:55,149 [instrumental music] 264 00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:11,029 God, if you let Carlton be okay 265 00:13:11,049 --> 00:13:13,120 I swear I'll never make fun of him again. 266 00:13:15,250 --> 00:13:18,049 I'll go to church every Sunday. 267 00:13:18,070 --> 00:13:19,230 I'll even give up women. 268 00:13:21,049 --> 00:13:22,200 Will, is that you? 269 00:13:24,049 --> 00:13:26,139 You know I was just kidding about that woman part, right? 270 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,070 Where am I? 271 00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:34,129 Last thing I remember, I was doing the running man 272 00:13:34,149 --> 00:13:36,009 to "I Will Always Love You." 273 00:13:38,139 --> 00:13:40,240 Carlton, you're-you're at a hospital. 274 00:13:40,259 --> 00:13:43,049 Wow! I feel terrible. 275 00:13:43,070 --> 00:13:46,120 I never thought losing my virginity would be this painful. 276 00:13:50,279 --> 00:13:52,120 Um.. 277 00:13:52,139 --> 00:13:54,279 C-Carlton, I got some bad news. 278 00:13:55,009 --> 00:13:58,059 - Oh, God, I malfunctioned. - 'No. No.' 279 00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:04,289 See, y-you never made it past the dance floor. 280 00:14:05,009 --> 00:14:09,100 Um, those pills that you took weren't vitamins. 281 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,190 Wh-what were they? 282 00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:14,039 Look, you gotta promise you're not gonna overreact. 283 00:14:14,059 --> 00:14:16,200 What could be worse than finding out I'm still a virgin? 284 00:14:20,269 --> 00:14:23,179 - It was speed. - Oh, my God! 285 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,139 I'm a drug addict and a virgin! 286 00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:27,240 - Shh! - Oh! 287 00:14:27,259 --> 00:14:30,139 No! S-s-shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! 288 00:14:30,159 --> 00:14:32,100 Shut up! Now be quiet. 289 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,289 [Carlton grunts] 290 00:14:34,009 --> 00:14:35,019 Comfy? 291 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,100 Well, Mr. Banks.. 292 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,279 You gave us quite a scare. 293 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:43,000 - How're you feeling now? - Terrible. I wanna go home. 294 00:14:43,019 --> 00:14:44,129 Your parents are on the way 295 00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:45,259 but we will have to keep you here 296 00:14:45,279 --> 00:14:48,210 in the Chemical Dependency Unit overnight. 297 00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:50,100 Excuse me? 298 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,049 Oh, I'm sorry, but that's standard procedure 299 00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:55,210 with all our substance-abuse patients. 300 00:14:55,230 --> 00:14:59,190 Oh! Excuse me, Ms., um, Irene, that's such a pretty name. 301 00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:01,200 Listen, um.. 302 00:15:01,220 --> 00:15:03,070 I don't think you understand. 303 00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:05,220 See, Carlton is not addicted to drugs. 304 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,110 I mean, Carlton hates drugs. 305 00:15:07,129 --> 00:15:10,090 We still have to mix his aspirin in with applesauce. 306 00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:12,059 Well, that may be 307 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,110 but that certainly wasn't applesauce 308 00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:15,009 we pumped out of his stomach. 309 00:15:15,029 --> 00:15:17,240 Well, can't we at least move me to another part of the hospital? 310 00:15:17,259 --> 00:15:19,179 I mean, I've got a reputation to worry about. 311 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,250 What if I want to run for political office? 312 00:15:21,269 --> 00:15:23,100 Well, now, I'll tell you the same thing 313 00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:26,000 I told the last person that asked me that question 314 00:15:26,019 --> 00:15:28,039 just say you didn't inhale. 315 00:15:33,159 --> 00:15:36,279 Listen, listen, um, somehow we're missing each other. 316 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:40,220 I mean, does he look like a drug addict? 317 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,259 Do I? 318 00:15:41,279 --> 00:15:44,019 Can we stick to the subject, please? 319 00:15:45,269 --> 00:15:48,070 Listen, sweetie, the first time I came into this hospital 320 00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:50,059 it was on a stretcher. 321 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:52,110 Hell, I've been from Yale to jail 322 00:15:52,129 --> 00:15:54,259 and from Park Avenue to park bench 323 00:15:54,279 --> 00:15:58,169 but now I'm clean and sober. 324 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:00,279 That's really touching.. 325 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,200 ...but do you think you can get me a nurse without a record? 326 00:16:05,279 --> 00:16:08,080 [chuckles] 327 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,159 I like him. 328 00:16:09,179 --> 00:16:11,240 Try and help him to stick around. 329 00:16:14,129 --> 00:16:16,190 Honey, are you okay? 330 00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:19,090 - I think so. - Oh, thank God. 331 00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:21,039 Now, what the hell are you doing with 2000 milligrams 332 00:16:21,059 --> 00:16:22,230 of amphetamines in your stomach? 333 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:25,230 It was an accident. I thought they were vitamin E tablets. 334 00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:27,059 I got them from.. 335 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,129 ...one of the other kids' lockers at school. 336 00:16:32,149 --> 00:16:35,090 Carlton, you cannot take unidentified pills. 337 00:16:35,110 --> 00:16:36,259 It's just plain stupid. 338 00:16:36,279 --> 00:16:38,179 If Will hadn't gotten you to the hospital.. 339 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,230 Hey, look, Uncle Phil, um, I'm gonna go let Ashley 340 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,080 and Hilary and Geoffrey know that he's alright. 341 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:45,179 No, Will, I just want to thank you. 342 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,070 You showed quick thinking and sound judgment. 343 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,289 Carlton, you could learn from Will. 344 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,139 (Will) 'Uncle Phil, please.' 345 00:16:51,159 --> 00:16:53,039 No, no, no. 346 00:16:53,059 --> 00:16:56,159 Now it's not often that I get a chance to compliment you. 347 00:16:56,179 --> 00:16:59,120 As a matter of fact, I think this is the one and only time. 348 00:16:59,139 --> 00:17:00,289 Anyway, look, I just want you to know 349 00:17:01,009 --> 00:17:02,250 how grateful your aunt and I are. 350 00:17:02,269 --> 00:17:04,099 You know, if it weren't for you, Will 351 00:17:04,119 --> 00:17:06,180 I don't know where Carlton would be right now. 352 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,230 Carlton, honey, don't you have something to say to Will? 353 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,109 Like what? 354 00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:16,079 Like, "I'm sorry for ruining your prom" 355 00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:18,240 and "Thank you for saving my life?" 356 00:17:18,259 --> 00:17:20,210 [laughs] 357 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,099 No, no. That's alright. 358 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:25,130 No, really. Bye. 359 00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:29,190 I'm sorry, folks 360 00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:31,200 but this patient of ours has to get his rest. 361 00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:33,059 Well, we're not gonna leave our baby alone. 362 00:17:33,079 --> 00:17:34,190 We're gonna be spending the night. 363 00:17:34,210 --> 00:17:36,250 We are? Oh, I mean, we are, yes. 364 00:17:36,269 --> 00:17:40,210 Ah, could you get us some clean linen for that bed? 365 00:17:40,230 --> 00:17:42,210 Honey, I don't think we can both fit in that bed. 366 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:45,109 Right, oh, and a chair for my wife. 367 00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:49,130 [instrumental music] 368 00:17:54,269 --> 00:17:57,210 - Oh, I'm so glad you're okay. - Me, too. 369 00:17:57,230 --> 00:18:01,019 - Welcome home, Master Carlton. - Thanks, I feel a lot better. 370 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:04,200 Yeah, thanks to Will. He really saved the day. 371 00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:06,099 Well, I'm gonna go take a nap. 372 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,250 I didn't get much sleep last night with all that kicking. 373 00:18:08,269 --> 00:18:10,079 I'm sorry, sweetheart. 374 00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:15,000 (Will) 'Hey, um..' 375 00:18:15,019 --> 00:18:17,079 Hey, look. Y'all mind if I talk to Carlton for a second? 376 00:18:20,019 --> 00:18:22,259 Carlton, I'm sorry you had such a rough night. 377 00:18:22,279 --> 00:18:24,130 Hey, but at least your face cleared up. 378 00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:25,180 [chuckles] 379 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,269 Almost. 380 00:18:34,119 --> 00:18:38,019 Hey, um, thanks a lot for covering for me, man. 381 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,250 But why did you do it? 382 00:18:40,269 --> 00:18:43,089 I don't know. I think I was still high. 383 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:49,170 Will, how long have you been taking drugs? 384 00:18:49,190 --> 00:18:52,170 Come on, man, I ain't taking no drugs. 385 00:18:52,190 --> 00:18:55,240 Alright, look, I thought about it, but.. 386 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,190 Look, you wouldn't understand, man. 387 00:18:57,210 --> 00:18:58,279 Will, you're not the only one 388 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,289 who's ever thought about taking drugs. 389 00:19:02,009 --> 00:19:04,079 - You're kidding. - Hey, I've got a wild side. 390 00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,180 I don't always wear shower shoes at the gym. 391 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:12,190 I can't even believe you thought about it. 392 00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:17,140 Yeah, but after last night I'll never think about it again. 393 00:19:19,049 --> 00:19:22,019 Yeah, and when Uncle Phil finds out you'll never see me again. 394 00:19:22,039 --> 00:19:23,079 Look, Will.. 395 00:19:24,259 --> 00:19:26,140 ...he's not gonna find out. 396 00:19:27,230 --> 00:19:29,259 Let's just put this all behind us. 397 00:19:30,259 --> 00:19:34,019 Hey, Carlton, look, I'm sorry, man. 398 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:36,259 I mean, you're my homie and I almost took you out. 399 00:19:38,039 --> 00:19:40,089 I love you, man. I never meant to hurt you. 400 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,210 I know. 401 00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:48,160 I'm sorry, man. 402 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:51,049 - Will? - Yo? 403 00:19:51,069 --> 00:19:53,140 You haven't showered yet today, have you? 404 00:19:58,059 --> 00:19:59,089 Hey, Uncle Phil. 405 00:19:59,109 --> 00:20:01,150 Hey, Will, how's my favorite nephew? 406 00:20:05,099 --> 00:20:06,210 You-you talking to me? 407 00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:08,200 You know, I have something for you. 408 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:11,140 I was gonna save it for graduation 409 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,180 but after what you did, I think I'll give it to you now. 410 00:20:15,279 --> 00:20:18,000 Yo, season tickets to the Clippers. 411 00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:19,009 That's right, courtside. 412 00:20:19,029 --> 00:20:20,069 [laughs] 413 00:20:25,059 --> 00:20:26,230 I can't take this, Uncle Phil. 414 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:30,000 Um.. 415 00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:32,089 There's something I need to tell you. 416 00:20:32,109 --> 00:20:33,130 What is it? 417 00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:40,279 Those pills that Carlton took, um, they were from my locker. 418 00:20:42,019 --> 00:20:43,029 What? 419 00:20:43,049 --> 00:20:44,190 Look, Uncle Phil, I was just keeping them 420 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:46,069 in case I needed them. 421 00:20:46,089 --> 00:20:48,170 How could you be so stupid? 422 00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:50,150 You know you shouldn't be messing with drugs. 423 00:20:50,170 --> 00:20:51,259 Look, I know, Uncle Phil. 424 00:20:51,279 --> 00:20:53,160 I mean, somebody gave 'em to me at school. 425 00:20:53,180 --> 00:20:55,059 I mean, I didn't mean for Carlton to take 'em. 426 00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:57,150 I-I didn't even know if I was going to take 'em. 427 00:20:57,170 --> 00:21:00,180 - I'm sorry, Uncle Phil. - Sorry? 428 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:05,140 My son could have died because of you. 429 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:08,119 Look, I know, Uncle Phil, that's all I've been thinking about. 430 00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:10,119 I mean, look, you gotta believe me. I didn't mean to hurt him. 431 00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:11,230 Yeah, well, you did. 432 00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:14,019 You hurt him, and you could have hurt yourself. 433 00:21:16,039 --> 00:21:17,269 I know, Uncle Phil, I mean.. 434 00:21:17,289 --> 00:21:20,160 But, look, I had basketball practice and-and school 435 00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:21,250 and I had work and everything. 436 00:21:21,269 --> 00:21:24,059 Oh, well, welcome to the real world, Will. 437 00:21:24,079 --> 00:21:27,160 That's not an excuse. There's never an excuse. 438 00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:29,119 You owe this family an apology. 439 00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:31,000 Vivian! Kids! 440 00:21:33,190 --> 00:21:34,160 What's going on? 441 00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:35,220 Will has something to tell you. 442 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,259 Come on, Uncle Phil, don't make me-- 443 00:21:36,279 --> 00:21:38,000 Go ahead, Will. 444 00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:42,200 Um.. 445 00:21:44,130 --> 00:21:46,160 The pills that-that Carlton took.. 446 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,279 ...they were from my locker. 447 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,180 What? 448 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,039 I'm sorry, Aunt Viv. 449 00:21:53,059 --> 00:21:55,039 I mean, I, I had basketball practice 450 00:21:55,059 --> 00:21:57,109 and I had finals, and everything.. 451 00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:03,160 And...one of the guys at school 452 00:22:03,180 --> 00:22:06,210 just offered me some stuff to help me stay awake. 453 00:22:09,150 --> 00:22:11,009 And then Carlton.. 454 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,130 Look, all I know 455 00:22:17,150 --> 00:22:19,289 is that somebody real close to me 456 00:22:20,009 --> 00:22:22,039 that I love a whole lot 457 00:22:22,059 --> 00:22:24,200 could be dead right now 458 00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:26,099 'and it would be all my fault.' 459 00:22:29,059 --> 00:22:30,200 I'm sorry, man. 460 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,019 I'm sorry. 461 00:22:35,150 --> 00:22:36,240 [crying] 462 00:22:36,259 --> 00:22:38,190 Come here. Come here. 463 00:22:38,210 --> 00:22:41,039 - I'm sorry again. - Shh-shh-shh. It's okay. 464 00:22:41,059 --> 00:22:42,230 Come on. 465 00:22:42,250 --> 00:22:43,289 [sniffles] 466 00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:50,009 [imitating siren wailing] 467 00:22:50,029 --> 00:22:54,000 Somebody call a cop 'cause it has got to be.. 468 00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:58,000 [imitating siren wailing] 469 00:22:58,019 --> 00:23:00,069 Somebody call a cop 'cause this has.. 470 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,130 You'll get it. 471 00:23:07,150 --> 00:23:09,289 (male #1) Welcome to the, Will Fresh Prince Ever Say His Line 472 00:23:10,009 --> 00:23:11,170 contest.