1 00:00:01,199 --> 00:00:04,070 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:06,150 --> 00:00:09,029 Yo, C, can you take me to the beach, man? 3 00:00:09,050 --> 00:00:12,179 Will, you're taking that baseball to the beach with you? 4 00:00:12,199 --> 00:00:15,230 No, no. See, this isn't just a baseball. 5 00:00:15,250 --> 00:00:18,170 This was autographed by "Say Hey" Willie Mays. 6 00:00:18,190 --> 00:00:21,100 I mean, I had to sell half your coin collection just to buy it. 7 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:26,019 Well, if you ask me, you're obsessed. 8 00:00:26,039 --> 00:00:28,100 I'm obsessed? 9 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:29,289 Look, Carlton, you hurt his feelings. 10 00:00:30,010 --> 00:00:31,280 Say sorry. Say it! 11 00:00:33,119 --> 00:00:35,090 I'm sorry. 12 00:00:35,109 --> 00:00:37,030 Will, seek help. 13 00:00:37,049 --> 00:00:39,000 Carlton, can you just drop me off at the beach? 14 00:00:39,020 --> 00:00:40,030 You know what, scratch that. 15 00:00:40,049 --> 00:00:41,109 Drop me off a couple blocks away. 16 00:00:41,130 --> 00:00:42,229 You know, the honeys might get a little nervous 17 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,270 if they see me with a midget. 18 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:49,070 Will, today is senior day. 19 00:00:49,090 --> 00:00:51,140 We're supposed to work on our college applications 20 00:00:51,159 --> 00:00:53,000 and think about our futures. 21 00:00:53,020 --> 00:00:54,289 Oh, I am, and it's just that my future 22 00:00:55,009 --> 00:00:56,200 involves a sweet young thing in a thong. 23 00:00:56,219 --> 00:00:58,200 You know what I'm saying? You know? 24 00:00:58,219 --> 00:01:00,049 Come on, let's jam, pee wee. 25 00:01:00,070 --> 00:01:02,259 Forget it, Will. I'm not going to the beach. 26 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:05,140 I'm going to the library. 27 00:01:05,159 --> 00:01:06,260 Oh, really? 28 00:01:08,010 --> 00:01:10,000 Well, I got ten spankies here 29 00:01:10,019 --> 00:01:12,060 that said you're going to the beach. 30 00:01:14,260 --> 00:01:16,170 They lied. Ha-ha! 31 00:01:20,189 --> 00:01:22,289 ♪ Now this is a story all about how ♪ 32 00:01:23,010 --> 00:01:25,060 ♪ My life got flipped turned upside-down ♪ 33 00:01:25,079 --> 00:01:27,170 ♪ And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there ♪ 34 00:01:27,189 --> 00:01:28,269 ♪ I'll tell you how I became the prince ♪ 35 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:30,189 ♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪ 36 00:01:39,129 --> 00:01:42,009 ♪ In West Philadelphia born and raised ♪ 37 00:01:42,030 --> 00:01:44,180 ♪ On the playground is where I spent most of my days ♪ 38 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,159 ♪ Chillin' out maxin' relaxing all cool ♪ 39 00:01:46,180 --> 00:01:49,060 ♪ And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school ♪ 40 00:01:49,079 --> 00:01:51,229 ♪ When a couple of guys who were up to no good ♪ 41 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:53,219 ♪ Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood ♪ 42 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:56,069 ♪ I got in one little fight and my mom got scared ♪ 43 00:01:56,090 --> 00:01:57,120 ♪ And said you're moving with your auntie ♪ 44 00:01:57,140 --> 00:01:58,229 ♪ And uncle in Bel-Air ♪ 45 00:01:58,250 --> 00:02:00,269 ♪ I whistled for a cab and when it came near ♪ 46 00:02:00,290 --> 00:02:03,159 ♪ The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror ♪ 47 00:02:03,180 --> 00:02:05,230 ♪ If anything I can say that this cab was rare ♪ 48 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:09,199 ♪ But I thought nah forget it yo homes to Bel-Air ♪ 49 00:02:09,219 --> 00:02:12,210 ♪ I pulled up to a house about seven or eight ♪ 50 00:02:12,229 --> 00:02:15,159 ♪ And I yelled to the cabby yo homes smell you later ♪ 51 00:02:15,180 --> 00:02:17,240 ♪ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there ♪ 52 00:02:17,259 --> 00:02:20,240 ♪ To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air ♪ 53 00:02:31,199 --> 00:02:33,170 G, can you please take me to the beach? 54 00:02:33,189 --> 00:02:36,189 So sorry, Master William. I'm on a break. 55 00:02:38,270 --> 00:02:40,189 G, when is it gonna be over? 56 00:02:40,210 --> 00:02:42,250 When you get another ride. 57 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:45,180 Morning, sweetheart. 58 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:47,229 Geoffrey, my bags are upstairs. 59 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:50,079 How thrilling for you. 60 00:02:50,099 --> 00:02:52,150 Geoffrey, you know, I'm very, very fond of you 61 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:53,280 but I'm also eight months pregnant 62 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,210 and I'm not in a very good mood. 63 00:02:55,229 --> 00:02:57,039 I could very easily rip out your heart 64 00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:59,110 eat it, and then have cappuccino. 65 00:03:00,210 --> 00:03:02,189 Am I making myself quite clear? 66 00:03:02,210 --> 00:03:05,110 Hallmark couldn't have put it any better. 67 00:03:07,259 --> 00:03:09,039 Hey, you know, Aunt Viv 68 00:03:09,060 --> 00:03:10,189 I'm really gonna miss you this weekend. 69 00:03:10,210 --> 00:03:13,240 Oh, no, you're not. And I'm not gonna miss you, either. 70 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:15,120 Vivian, sweetheart, there was an army 71 00:03:15,139 --> 00:03:16,280 of ants in my shower this morning. 72 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,139 Oh, welcome to the club, Philip. Call the exterminator. 73 00:03:19,159 --> 00:03:20,189 And while you're at it call the garage 74 00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:22,039 door people and the plumber. 75 00:03:22,060 --> 00:03:23,060 Well, I thought you were gonna take care of that. 76 00:03:23,079 --> 00:03:25,050 Oh, I'm as big as a house. 77 00:03:25,069 --> 00:03:27,259 All I wanna do is lie in bed and eat pie. 78 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:31,099 Me too, but I still get things done. 79 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:36,030 Guess what? You're not going to believe this. 80 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:38,050 You paid for your own dinner? 81 00:03:38,069 --> 00:03:39,289 Are you insane? 82 00:03:40,009 --> 00:03:42,159 I'm going to be interviewed by the "LA Weekly." 83 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,250 Now that I'm a famous weather girl 84 00:03:43,270 --> 00:03:46,009 people want to know the real me. 85 00:03:46,030 --> 00:03:47,210 Now, if anyone asks, I'm 21 86 00:03:47,229 --> 00:03:49,270 and I fought in Desert Storm. 87 00:03:52,210 --> 00:03:55,120 Madam, I've put your luggage in the limousine. 88 00:03:55,139 --> 00:03:56,270 Okay, goodbye, sweetheart. 89 00:03:56,289 --> 00:03:59,050 Alright, I'll give John and Cheryl your love. 90 00:03:59,069 --> 00:04:02,000 And I promise I'll try and come back in a better mood.. 91 00:04:02,020 --> 00:04:04,169 ...if I come back at all. 92 00:04:04,189 --> 00:04:05,229 You know, Uncle Phil, if we're lucky 93 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:07,289 she'll come back as Clair Huxtable. 94 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,270 [knock on door] 95 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:15,060 Oh, look, a black Howdy Doody. 96 00:04:17,089 --> 00:04:19,069 That is my assistant Edward. 97 00:04:19,089 --> 00:04:21,060 Shame on you, Will. 98 00:04:21,079 --> 00:04:22,110 God. 99 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:26,240 Good morning, Howdy, uh, Edward. 100 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,209 Good morning, Judge Banks. 101 00:04:29,230 --> 00:04:32,019 I hope you don't mind the imposition. 102 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,029 But I thought you could review your notes on the way to court. 103 00:04:34,050 --> 00:04:37,259 Edward, even I can't drive and read at the same time. 104 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:39,079 Sure, you can, Uncle Phil, I do it every morning 105 00:04:39,100 --> 00:04:40,110 on my way to school. 106 00:04:40,129 --> 00:04:41,250 [laughs] 107 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:52,019 Actually, I took the liberty of putting your notes on tape. 108 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:56,019 Oh. Thank you, Edward. It must have taken you hours. 109 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:59,009 Three days, but I found it extremely enlightening 110 00:04:59,029 --> 00:05:01,170 not to mention rewarding. 111 00:05:01,189 --> 00:05:04,060 - Yeah. - Oh, I almost forgot one thing. 112 00:05:04,079 --> 00:05:07,100 Uh, if it's your nose, I think I know where you left it. 113 00:05:12,189 --> 00:05:14,069 I was hoping to have a day off. 114 00:05:14,089 --> 00:05:16,060 I have an interview with a very prestigious law firm. 115 00:05:16,079 --> 00:05:19,220 Oh, I have a very busy today, Edward. Can't you postpone it? 116 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:22,069 - Of course. I'd be happy to. - 'Okay.' 117 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:24,230 I'll just wait another eight months. 118 00:05:24,250 --> 00:05:26,180 Go to the interview, Edward. 119 00:05:26,199 --> 00:05:28,069 Thank you, sir. 120 00:05:28,089 --> 00:05:29,149 Thank you again. 121 00:05:29,170 --> 00:05:31,189 And again, and again. 122 00:05:31,209 --> 00:05:33,279 Ed, you want me to get you some knee pads? 123 00:05:36,090 --> 00:05:40,079 Mr. Banks, the gardener left this for you. 124 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:42,000 "Dear Mr. Banks, how can I put this? 125 00:05:42,019 --> 00:05:43,189 "Your wife is crazy. And you're cheap. 126 00:05:43,209 --> 00:05:46,050 I quit.Adios,Hector." 127 00:05:46,069 --> 00:05:47,129 Great. Just what I need. 128 00:05:47,149 --> 00:05:49,069 - Can I be of assistance, sir? - Yes. 129 00:05:49,090 --> 00:05:51,269 You can now call a gardener, call an exterminator 130 00:05:51,290 --> 00:05:54,240 uh, find a plumber, and fix the garage door. 131 00:05:54,259 --> 00:05:57,189 Even Aladdin only got three wishes. 132 00:06:00,050 --> 00:06:01,089 What am I gonna do? 133 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,120 How am I gonna make it through the day 134 00:06:02,139 --> 00:06:04,019 without an assistant? 135 00:06:08,069 --> 00:06:11,199 - Well, got to go. - Not so fast, Will. 136 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:13,199 I really need your help. 137 00:06:13,220 --> 00:06:16,149 Uncle Phil, Uncle Phil, look, you know you my man, right? 138 00:06:16,170 --> 00:06:17,230 Well, come on. Today is senior day. 139 00:06:17,250 --> 00:06:18,250 I-I gotta go down to the beach 140 00:06:18,269 --> 00:06:20,100 and harass young women. 141 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,199 Well, Will, sometimes you have to put yourself aside 142 00:06:22,220 --> 00:06:24,160 and do something to help others. 143 00:06:24,180 --> 00:06:27,079 You know, you-you right, Uncle Phil, and I-and I see it. 144 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:29,110 It's like a vision. I'm gonna do that when I'm 30. 145 00:06:29,129 --> 00:06:32,149 Will, I'll never make it through this day without help. 146 00:06:32,170 --> 00:06:34,149 Come on, like my father used to say to me 147 00:06:34,170 --> 00:06:38,060 "It's, it's better to give than to receive." 148 00:06:38,079 --> 00:06:40,269 Your pop had a bit of a drinking problem, didn't he? 149 00:06:44,129 --> 00:06:47,209 Get out of those clothes and get into the damn car. 150 00:06:47,230 --> 00:06:50,060 A gentleman would at least give me dinner first. 151 00:06:57,069 --> 00:06:58,240 And if you want to stay out of jail 152 00:06:58,259 --> 00:07:01,269 I suggest, you stop associating with known criminals 153 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:04,060 and low life scum. 154 00:07:04,079 --> 00:07:06,160 [indistinct whispering] 155 00:07:06,180 --> 00:07:09,000 - Jamal? - Will! 156 00:07:09,019 --> 00:07:11,040 [indistinct chatter] 157 00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:16,129 Yo, man. You cool, you cool, this is my uncle. 158 00:07:16,149 --> 00:07:19,120 - Hey, Uncle Phil, this is-- - Got offended. 159 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:24,009 - Sit down, Will. - Oh, my fault. Sorry. 160 00:07:24,029 --> 00:07:25,269 Hey, Jamal, why don't you offer him this KitKat-- 161 00:07:25,290 --> 00:07:27,069 (Philip) 'Will!' 162 00:07:31,069 --> 00:07:32,139 Next case. 163 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,120 Where are my files? 164 00:07:36,139 --> 00:07:39,170 Oh, I-I got them right here for you, Uncle Phil. 165 00:07:39,189 --> 00:07:42,129 You know, I just cleaned them up a little bit, you know? 166 00:07:42,149 --> 00:07:45,019 - Why? - I don't know, man. 167 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:48,139 Some fool spilt some Slurpee or something on it, I don't know. 168 00:07:48,159 --> 00:07:50,000 It cool now. 169 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:55,240 "People vs. Luther Devins," case number 3612. 170 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:05,230 Rrrrr. 171 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:10,209 What's up, baby, why don't you stenog your number down 172 00:08:10,230 --> 00:08:13,129 for me, you know? 173 00:08:13,149 --> 00:08:15,189 Hmm, girl, you look so good, I wish I could plant you 174 00:08:15,209 --> 00:08:17,259 and grow a whole field of y'all. 175 00:08:19,149 --> 00:08:21,139 Will, would you approach the bench, please? 176 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,170 Yeah, just a second, Uncle Phil-- 177 00:08:22,189 --> 00:08:24,209 Get your butt over here. 178 00:08:31,170 --> 00:08:33,029 - Closer. - Huh? 179 00:08:33,049 --> 00:08:34,240 Come on. A little closer. 180 00:08:34,259 --> 00:08:38,070 Come on. Come on. Yes. Come on. 181 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:42,029 May I remind you that you are here 182 00:08:42,049 --> 00:08:44,039 to help me, not help yourself? 183 00:08:44,059 --> 00:08:46,200 Now, you sit your butt down over there and shut up! 184 00:08:50,009 --> 00:08:51,210 Kong not happy. 185 00:08:56,179 --> 00:08:58,159 [chair screeching] 186 00:09:04,279 --> 00:09:07,149 Well, counselor 187 00:09:07,169 --> 00:09:11,090 I see that your client has violated probation again. 188 00:09:11,110 --> 00:09:12,230 Why hasn't he found a job yet? 189 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:16,000 He's tried, Your Honor, but he hasn't been able to. 190 00:09:16,019 --> 00:09:18,090 We're here to request more time. 191 00:09:18,110 --> 00:09:22,100 Mr. Devins, I see you've served five years in the penitentiary. 192 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,100 I'm sure you learned a trade in there. 193 00:09:24,120 --> 00:09:26,080 Actually, I wrote a book, Your Honor. 194 00:09:26,100 --> 00:09:27,230 Word, that's kind of fly, man. 195 00:09:27,250 --> 00:09:30,009 Hey, tell that to the publishers who rejected me. 196 00:09:30,029 --> 00:09:31,169 I hate rejection. 197 00:09:31,190 --> 00:09:34,110 As a matter of fact I wrote a book of poetry about it. 198 00:09:34,129 --> 00:09:37,289 Mr. Devins, I find it difficult to believe 199 00:09:38,009 --> 00:09:41,009 that you've put forth an honest effort to find employment. 200 00:09:41,029 --> 00:09:43,039 Yeah, I'm willing to take any kind of job, Your Honor. 201 00:09:43,059 --> 00:09:45,139 I'm good with my hands. I can fix practically anything. 202 00:09:45,159 --> 00:09:47,000 Then why are you unemployed? 203 00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:49,159 I'm an ex-con. Nobody wants to hire an ex-con. 204 00:09:49,179 --> 00:09:52,279 Oh, please. That's a very lame excuse, Mr. Devins. 205 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,269 Are you aware that I'm perfectly within my rights 206 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:57,049 to send you back to prison? 207 00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:59,279 Hey, yo, Uncle Judge. 208 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,220 Hey, Uncle Phil, you could give him a job. 209 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,279 Are you crazy? He's an ex-con. 210 00:10:10,269 --> 00:10:12,080 Come on, Uncle Phil. 211 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:14,100 All that stuff that's broken around the house. 212 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:15,220 A-and plus, I'm telling you, I got 213 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:17,009 a good feeling about this guy. 214 00:10:17,029 --> 00:10:18,169 Look at him. 215 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:23,029 I don't think that would work, Will. 216 00:10:23,049 --> 00:10:26,080 Aw, Uncle Phil, remember what your pop said 217 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:29,230 "Uh, it is better to give than to receive." 218 00:10:31,019 --> 00:10:34,000 I really, really hate you. 219 00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:37,159 Love you, too, Uncle Phil. 220 00:10:41,289 --> 00:10:44,080 Yo, check it out, G. My Willie Mays just went up again. 221 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:46,139 I can get 300 spankies for this. 222 00:10:46,159 --> 00:10:49,059 Uh, 225 tops. 223 00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:53,059 I tried selling it yesterday. 224 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,139 Now, when you finish mowing the lawn 225 00:10:54,159 --> 00:10:56,009 you can prune Mrs. Banks' roses. 226 00:10:56,029 --> 00:10:58,080 - My pleasure. - I have a date tonight. 227 00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:59,240 So would you mind washing the car? 228 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:02,279 Oh, and can you jack up the driver's seat a little? 229 00:11:05,210 --> 00:11:08,129 And could you pick up my dress from the dry cleaners? 230 00:11:08,149 --> 00:11:09,279 Oh, and uh, while you're at it 231 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,179 could you type up your thoughts on the industrial revolution 232 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:15,019 you know, double space it and put my name on it? 233 00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,090 You dribble and you shoot, you know? 234 00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:20,240 You hope for the best. What? What? 235 00:11:20,259 --> 00:11:22,159 Alright, I'll take care of everything right away 236 00:11:22,179 --> 00:11:25,139 and thanks again for the work, huh? 237 00:11:25,159 --> 00:11:27,220 Hey, there's more where that came from. 238 00:11:29,159 --> 00:11:30,279 What a great guy. 239 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,100 In-credible. 240 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:35,000 So I'm telling you, dude got it going on 241 00:11:35,019 --> 00:11:38,049 I mean, especially after spending five years in the pen. 242 00:11:44,110 --> 00:11:45,139 The pen? 243 00:11:45,159 --> 00:11:47,269 Please tell me that's slang for the valley. 244 00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:52,289 Look, now, don't everybody overreact 245 00:11:53,009 --> 00:11:55,139 but, uh, he did serve some time for burglary. 246 00:11:55,159 --> 00:11:57,259 Are you out of your damn mind? 247 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,190 Ashley? 248 00:12:05,279 --> 00:12:10,240 Oh, my God! I've got to make myself look less attractive. 249 00:12:10,259 --> 00:12:14,049 I know. I'll put on something of mom's. 250 00:12:14,070 --> 00:12:16,159 I'm nailing down all of my dolls right now. 251 00:12:16,179 --> 00:12:19,220 - Me too! - Hey, hold it! Hold it! 252 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:22,059 Now, the man has paid his debt to society. 253 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,210 He deserves a second chance like everybody else. 254 00:12:24,230 --> 00:12:27,169 - Whose idea was this? - His. 255 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:32,009 Will, you've put this entire family in danger. 256 00:12:32,029 --> 00:12:35,220 This is the dumbest thing you've ever done. 257 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:38,149 Will, you are a genius. 258 00:12:38,169 --> 00:12:40,149 Luther is a Godsend. 259 00:12:40,169 --> 00:12:43,070 He fixed all of the bulbs in my vanity mirror. 260 00:12:43,090 --> 00:12:45,090 I'm even prettier than I thought. 261 00:12:47,059 --> 00:12:49,059 You know, Hilary, I don't even think it's possible 262 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,190 for you to be prettier than you thought. 263 00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:54,029 Thank you, Will. 264 00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:57,159 Yo, Will, I fixed that TV in your room. 265 00:12:57,179 --> 00:13:00,159 Oh, by the way, you now get "The playboy channel." 266 00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:02,139 Ooh, my man. 267 00:13:03,039 --> 00:13:04,070 Ow! 268 00:13:05,259 --> 00:13:07,200 I don't know, Will. 269 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,179 I don't think I'd leave a convicted felon 270 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:11,009 alone in my room. 271 00:13:11,029 --> 00:13:13,269 But what could you possibly have of any value? 272 00:13:13,289 --> 00:13:15,129 What you talking about, man? 273 00:13:15,149 --> 00:13:18,019 Uh, how about, for instance 274 00:13:18,039 --> 00:13:20,070 my Willie Mays baseball? 275 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,240 [yawns] 276 00:13:24,259 --> 00:13:27,179 Look at the time. 4 o'clock already. 277 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:30,129 I better get some sleep. 278 00:13:30,149 --> 00:13:33,179 Where's my Willie? Carlton, I can't find my Willie! 279 00:13:38,110 --> 00:13:39,279 [instrumental music] 280 00:13:44,009 --> 00:13:48,070 Carlton, tell me that there's a baseball in this thing. 281 00:13:48,090 --> 00:13:50,090 There is no baseball, Will. 282 00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:52,289 Oh, I guess you wasn't listening. 283 00:13:53,009 --> 00:13:55,259 Carlton, tell me that there's a baseball in this thing. 284 00:13:55,279 --> 00:13:58,129 Look, it's gone. Well, Luther's a thief. 285 00:13:58,149 --> 00:14:00,039 - What are we gonna do? - Alright, alright.. 286 00:14:00,059 --> 00:14:01,250 We don't know that Luther did it. 287 00:14:01,269 --> 00:14:03,049 Oh, come off it, Will. 288 00:14:03,070 --> 00:14:04,289 If it looks like a duck, smells like a duck 289 00:14:05,009 --> 00:14:07,120 and sounds like a duck, what is it? 290 00:14:08,039 --> 00:14:09,169 Your prom date? 291 00:14:15,019 --> 00:14:17,059 I told you she had a cold. 292 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,149 Look, if you're so sure Luther didn't take it 293 00:14:21,169 --> 00:14:23,000 why don't you just ask him? 294 00:14:23,019 --> 00:14:24,230 He won't have anything to hide. 295 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:26,230 Oh, come on, Carl, you can't just walk up to people 296 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:28,049 and accuse them of stuff. 297 00:14:28,070 --> 00:14:29,149 You think he did it, you ask him. 298 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:31,000 Oh, right, like I'm just gonna 299 00:14:31,019 --> 00:14:33,100 march up to a vicious, hardened criminal and say 300 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,029 "Hey, mister, can I have my ball back? 301 00:14:35,049 --> 00:14:37,179 A-and please don't snap my neck like a twig." 302 00:14:39,059 --> 00:14:43,250 Will, you have to be clever to outthink the criminal mind. 303 00:14:43,269 --> 00:14:45,200 - Hey, Luther. How you doing? - Hey, Luther. 304 00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:47,200 There's Luther. 305 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,250 Look, I'll find out if he's honest. 306 00:14:49,269 --> 00:14:50,279 Okay. 307 00:14:59,029 --> 00:15:01,120 Hey, Luther, you dropped your wallet. 308 00:15:01,139 --> 00:15:03,090 No, that's yours. 309 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,129 So it is. 310 00:15:09,029 --> 00:15:11,279 How honest of you to say so. 311 00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:18,210 So, Luther. 312 00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:21,220 Baseball's a fine game, isn't it? 313 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,279 Oh, yeah. 314 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:28,159 Carlton, can I have a word with you? 315 00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:29,289 (Carlton) Oh, sure. 316 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,200 The word is "idiot," man. 317 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:35,269 Can't you see he's innocent? 318 00:15:35,289 --> 00:15:37,279 Well, I'm gonna go buy myself some lumber. 319 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,210 I wanna get started on that trellis. 320 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,220 Oh, good for you, Luther. 321 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,250 Look. Nice talking to you, Luther. 322 00:15:43,269 --> 00:15:45,169 You're doing a darn good job, Luther. 323 00:15:45,190 --> 00:15:47,159 Look, great having you aboard, Luther. 324 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:49,019 Hey, thanks. 325 00:15:49,039 --> 00:15:51,120 See you, Luther. Ha-ha-ha! 326 00:15:51,139 --> 00:15:53,009 Luther's guilty, Will. I'm gonna tell dad. 327 00:15:53,029 --> 00:15:54,210 No, you're not, man, 'cause if you do 328 00:15:54,230 --> 00:15:56,139 I'm gonna tell him about them calls you've been making 329 00:15:56,159 --> 00:15:58,120 to 1-900-horny. 330 00:15:58,139 --> 00:16:00,070 You wouldn't. 331 00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:01,230 Come on, boys. Let's go out to dinner. 332 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:04,100 Out? We can't go out. We got lots of food right here. 333 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,250 We can't leave the house. Our stuff is here. 334 00:16:06,269 --> 00:16:09,120 Carlton, Geoffrey's away. Mom's gone. 335 00:16:09,139 --> 00:16:11,110 If we don't go out to eat, we'll starve. 336 00:16:11,129 --> 00:16:13,220 - Yeah. - Come on. Let's celebrate. 337 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:17,029 It's not every day that Will does something right. 338 00:16:17,049 --> 00:16:18,120 Luther's a good worker. 339 00:16:18,139 --> 00:16:19,220 Good thing he worked out, or I'd have to 340 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:21,139 take it out of your hide. 341 00:16:21,159 --> 00:16:22,269 And that would be nasty, wouldn't it? 342 00:16:22,289 --> 00:16:24,259 Ooh. Yecchh. 343 00:16:24,279 --> 00:16:26,149 Come on, boys. Let's go. 344 00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:29,169 Will, we got to tell dad about Luther. 345 00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:30,269 He might be dangerous. 346 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:34,220 Carlton, please, look, the man is innocent. 347 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,080 Trust me. 348 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,070 Aah! 349 00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:42,080 Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! 350 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:45,179 - What happened in here? - We was robbed! 351 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,190 Oh, my God! What'd they take? 352 00:16:54,159 --> 00:16:56,070 Oh, I knew it. 353 00:16:56,090 --> 00:16:59,139 I told you we shouldn't have left Luther here. 354 00:16:59,159 --> 00:17:01,000 Luther did this? 355 00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:03,049 Will, dad is going to kill you. 356 00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:05,190 Me? Wh-why? No, he's not. 357 00:17:05,210 --> 00:17:08,170 I mean, first of all, we don't even know that Luther did this. 358 00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:11,000 And second of all, Uncle Phil's a-a fair man. 359 00:17:11,019 --> 00:17:12,220 He can't blame me for none of this. 360 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,059 Will, I'll kill you! 361 00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:16,230 Look, Uncle Phil, this ain't my fault, man. 362 00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:18,099 I don't believe this. 363 00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:20,230 "Why don't you give him a job, Uncle Phil? Huh? Huh? 364 00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:22,259 I got a good feeling about him, Uncle Phil." 365 00:17:22,279 --> 00:17:25,029 Lo-look, Uncle Phil, I'm telling you 366 00:17:25,049 --> 00:17:26,210 there-there's probably a perfectly good 367 00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:28,089 explanation for all of this. 368 00:17:28,109 --> 00:17:29,200 Like what? 369 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:31,230 Whew. 370 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,109 Ma-maybe Luther took all our stuff 371 00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:37,079 to get it scotch guarded. 372 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:39,160 - It could happen. - 'Oh, shut up!' 373 00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:41,029 Any idiot could see he's guilty. 374 00:17:41,049 --> 00:17:43,200 I'm calling the police. 375 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:46,049 [gasps] My Tevin Campbell posters! 376 00:17:46,069 --> 00:17:49,160 If he touched them, I'll hunt him down like a dog! 377 00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:54,039 Wait, wait, alright, wait-wait a minute. 378 00:17:54,059 --> 00:17:56,250 Come on, l-let's just calm down here. 379 00:17:56,269 --> 00:17:58,250 I mean, come on. 380 00:17:58,269 --> 00:18:01,069 I mean, what did we lose for real? 381 00:18:01,089 --> 00:18:03,220 Just, a bunch of things. 382 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:07,039 We're all healthy. Huh? 383 00:18:07,059 --> 00:18:09,210 We're all safe. Huh? 384 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:13,109 Where the video games? 385 00:18:13,130 --> 00:18:17,170 Wh-where are my video.. Oh, oh, aah! 386 00:18:17,190 --> 00:18:19,240 Alright, I can't breathe. I can't.. 387 00:18:21,089 --> 00:18:23,130 [instrumental music] 388 00:18:26,059 --> 00:18:28,019 Well, he got all the TV's. 389 00:18:28,039 --> 00:18:30,000 Uh, he got silverware, too. 390 00:18:30,019 --> 00:18:31,099 I feel like such a fool. 391 00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:33,049 He was probably planning this from day one. 392 00:18:33,069 --> 00:18:37,109 Well, don't blame yourself, big guy. Blame will. 393 00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:40,059 He should've told you when Luther stole his baseball. 394 00:18:40,079 --> 00:18:42,019 What baseball? 395 00:18:42,039 --> 00:18:44,259 [in Spanish accent] What baseball? 396 00:18:44,279 --> 00:18:48,049 Well, baseball game where man with stick hit ball and run. 397 00:18:49,089 --> 00:18:50,259 Sort of like this. 398 00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:52,269 Hold it! 399 00:18:52,289 --> 00:18:55,200 You mean to tell me that Luther stole your Willie Mays 400 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:57,170 and you didn't tell me about it? 401 00:18:57,190 --> 00:19:00,180 I-I didn't really know, Uncle Phil. 402 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:03,180 Hey, but, if we want to be serious about this 403 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,259 this is all your fault. 404 00:19:04,279 --> 00:19:06,019 Excuse me? 405 00:19:06,039 --> 00:19:08,009 Well, if you had let me go to the beach 406 00:19:08,029 --> 00:19:10,089 then none of this would have never happened. 407 00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:14,230 Will, I will give you to the count of ten 408 00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:16,049 to get out of my sight. 409 00:19:16,069 --> 00:19:17,099 Nine.. 410 00:19:22,059 --> 00:19:26,109 Luther get on my nerves. Steal my stuff. Now I get in trouble. 411 00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:29,220 I wish that punk was in here right now, boy, 'cause I.. 412 00:19:30,259 --> 00:19:31,289 ...scream like a girl. 413 00:19:32,009 --> 00:19:34,279 Uncle Phil, Luther's in the house! 414 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:38,039 Yeah, you right. Dig me with my bad self, huh? 415 00:19:38,059 --> 00:19:39,190 What the hell are you doing here? 416 00:19:39,210 --> 00:19:41,289 Let me warn you, Luther. I've called the police. 417 00:19:42,009 --> 00:19:43,130 You've got a lot of damn nerve coming back here 418 00:19:43,150 --> 00:19:44,150 after you robbed us. 419 00:19:44,170 --> 00:19:46,019 What are you talking about? 420 00:19:46,039 --> 00:19:47,210 (Carlton) 'Oh, please!' 421 00:19:59,170 --> 00:20:01,150 Yeah, if this wall weren't in my way, mister 422 00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:03,160 you'd be plenty sorry. 423 00:20:06,049 --> 00:20:07,210 After we gave you a second chance 424 00:20:07,230 --> 00:20:08,240 this is how you repay us. 425 00:20:08,259 --> 00:20:10,099 - I did not rob you. - Oh.. 426 00:20:10,119 --> 00:20:12,200 You gotta believe me. Will, you believe me, right? 427 00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:15,240 You know, it's people like you that give ex-cons a bad name. 428 00:20:15,259 --> 00:20:18,009 I-I'm calling the police, man. 429 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,259 Damn, that was fast! 430 00:20:23,279 --> 00:20:26,049 Yo, they must have thought we was white folks. 431 00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:30,009 - Come on in, officer. - Thank you. 432 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,259 Thank God you got here when you did. 433 00:20:31,279 --> 00:20:34,029 I was about to turn this sucker out. 434 00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:38,069 Officer, I want you to arrest this man. 435 00:20:38,089 --> 00:20:41,160 H-he stole my baseball a-and some other stuff. 436 00:20:42,220 --> 00:20:44,190 - I can't do that, sir. - Why not? 437 00:20:44,210 --> 00:20:47,109 We already arrested the perpetrator. 438 00:20:47,130 --> 00:20:49,170 Yes. His name is Edward Haskell. 439 00:20:49,190 --> 00:20:51,069 Claims to be your law clerk. 440 00:20:51,089 --> 00:20:53,269 Edward? Officer, there must be some kind of mistake. 441 00:20:53,289 --> 00:20:55,150 Oh, I'm afraid not, sir. 442 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,150 See, we saw his U-Haul double-parked. 443 00:20:57,170 --> 00:20:59,019 Upon suggesting he move the vehicle 444 00:20:59,039 --> 00:21:02,160 suspect broke down and confessed to cleaning you out, sir. 445 00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:04,109 Why would he want to rob me? 446 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:08,069 Well, according to him he's sick and tired of getting you bagels 447 00:21:08,089 --> 00:21:11,180 it's not his job to iron your robes 448 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,170 and he said you unfairly accused him 449 00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:16,230 of calling 1-900-horny. 450 00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:20,269 The man is obviously a deviant. 451 00:21:22,269 --> 00:21:24,099 Well, thank you, officer. 452 00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:26,049 And I'll meet you down at the station to make a positive ID. 453 00:21:26,069 --> 00:21:28,180 - Very good, thank you, sir. - Uh-huh. 454 00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:35,019 Ha-ha! Luther.. Uh, uh, uh, uh. 455 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:42,029 Luther, we're sorry. We were wrong. 456 00:21:42,049 --> 00:21:43,160 Tell me about it. 457 00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:45,170 Luther, we're sorry. 458 00:21:45,190 --> 00:21:49,039 Someone in my position should be a better judge of character. 459 00:21:49,059 --> 00:21:52,059 I'd like for you to continue to work for us though. 460 00:21:52,079 --> 00:21:54,069 Well, after working in this house 461 00:21:54,089 --> 00:21:56,119 jail won't be so bad. 462 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,200 See ya. 463 00:22:02,009 --> 00:22:05,200 Well, I trust we all learned something from this. 464 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,170 Yeah. Don't work for you. 465 00:22:09,190 --> 00:22:12,059 Well, we weren't completely wrong about Luther. 466 00:22:12,079 --> 00:22:16,140 Yes, we were. He didn't touch my Tevin Campbell posters. 467 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,269 Yeah, but he took Will's baseball. 468 00:22:20,019 --> 00:22:22,069 You mean the one in the plastic case? 469 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:26,049 I borrowed it for batting practice. 470 00:22:26,069 --> 00:22:28,240 Where is it, Ashley? That thing is worth a lot of money! 471 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:31,069 Really? Didn't look like it. 472 00:22:31,089 --> 00:22:32,279 Somebody wrote all over it. 473 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,049 But don't worry. I cleaned it off for you. 474 00:22:38,009 --> 00:22:39,250 Where are those damn Tevin Campbell posters? 475 00:22:39,269 --> 00:22:41,170 No! No! 476 00:22:43,150 --> 00:22:45,160 [instrumental music] 477 00:22:50,009 --> 00:22:51,190 [in Spanish accent] ...I'm glad you asked me that. 478 00:22:51,210 --> 00:22:53,160 See, baseball game where man with stick hit ball and run. 479 00:22:55,210 --> 00:22:57,049 So like this. 480 00:22:57,069 --> 00:22:59,039 Hold it, Will! 481 00:23:08,150 --> 00:23:10,279 - They noticed. They noticed. - Okay, okay, okay.