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[instrumental music]

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Will, I can't believe
I took your advice

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about my TV campaign spot.

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Uncle Phil, you really would've
buried Judge Robertson

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if you'd let me put the "Uh-huh"
girls in there. It'd be like..

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♪ Banks is the right
one baby Uh-huh ♪

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- Oh, here it comes.
- Come, sit down. Sit down.

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(Will)
Sit down.

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Oh, and, um,
hey, by the way, Uncle Phil

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um, I-I don't remember
if I told you or not

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but when I dropped
the tape off at the editor

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I just, you know, authorized
a few last-minute changes.

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You authorized a few chan..
Nobody gave you permission

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to authorize any changes.

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No, but it's cool, Uncle
Phil,
you're going to love it.

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Uh, here it comes,
here it comes.

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Hi, I'm Philip Banks
and I'm running for

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superior court ju-ju-judge.

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Ju-ju-judge.

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(female #1)
'Whoo!'

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What the hell is that?

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That was our
New Year's Eve party.

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Oh-oh, Uncle Phil, I,
you know, I just put in

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a couple of home movies you
know, to show your human
side.

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It gets better!
Check it out.

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And if you put me
on the bench

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I'll take a real
bite out of crime.

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Bite, bite, bite.
Bite, bite, bite.

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Vote for Philip Banks.

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Philip Banks.
Philip Banks.

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Philip Banks.

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Ahh!

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Aah!

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Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh!

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Emmy!

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Hey, so what you think,
Uncle Phil?

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Aah!

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♪ Now this is a story
all about ♪

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♪ How my life got flipped
turned upside-down ♪

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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

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♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪

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♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪

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[music continues]

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♪ In West Philadelphia
born and raised ♪

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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪

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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪

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♪ And all shootin' some B-ball
outside of the school ♪

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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

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♪ I got in one little fight
and my mom got scared ♪

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♪ And said you're moving
with your auntie ♪

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♪ And uncle in Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪

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♪ The license plate said fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪

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♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪

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♪ But I thought
nah forget it ♪

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♪ Yo homes to Bel-Air ♪

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♪ I pulled up to a house
about seven or eight ♪

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♪ And I yelled to the cabby ♪

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♪ Yo homes
smell you later ♪

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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

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♪ To sit on my throne
as the Prince of Bel-Air ♪♪

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[music continues]

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Dad, Will would like to know
if he can please come in.

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Oh, come on, daddy. At least let
him sleep in the house.

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Oh, come on, Philip.
He was only trying to help.

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Come on, baby.
Come on in.

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Look, Uncle Phil, I know we
didn't exactly see eye-to-eye

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on the commercial, I mean, but I
got a lot positive feedback.

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Oh, please!
From who?

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From Lateesha.

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She said you looked
really handsome.

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Well, she also thought Delta
Burke looked better as a blonde.

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Hi, everybody.

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- Hey, guys.
- Hey!

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Oh, baby, you are positively
glowing today.

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Thank you.

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New moisturizer.

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We can't all be
as blessed as you are...mom.

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[chuckles]
Oh, Trevor, that's so sweet.

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But, honey,
call me Mrs. Banks.

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[telephone rings]

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Home of the whopper.
What's your beef?

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[chuckles]
Y-yeah, right. Okay.

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Will, who is it?

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Some chickenhead tellin' about

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she from
"The Oprah Winfrey Show."

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Oh, oh, oh.
That would be for me, homey.

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Alexis. Ah, yes.

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So, uh, did you speak
to Oprah yet?

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Well, you mean
this call is legit?

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Will, Trevor knows lots of
very important people.

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So what about Oprah?
Is it a deal?

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Ah, super!
I owe you big time, babe.

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This is Trevor Collins.
Goodbye...and Godspeed.

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[clicks tongue]

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[yelling]

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(Vivian)
What's all this excitement?
What's..

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Oh, now what's
all this excitement?

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We're all going to be
on"Oprah!"

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We're all going to be
on"Oprah!"

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Oh, and it's all
thanks to Trevor.

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Well.

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- Oh.
- Wa-wa-wait a minute.

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Trevor, why should
Oprahcare anything about us?

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Well, actually, Phil,
she doesn't. You're nobody.

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But Alexis,
the woman who books the show

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is an old friend
of Trevor's.

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I kinda got the feeling
she had a crush on you.

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Well..

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Actually, she had the cutest
little nickname for me.

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What was it?

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God.

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(Trevor)
Anyway..

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Anyway, Alexis said I couldn't
have called at a better time.

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They're doing a show
about political candidates

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and their families,
and she said

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that one of
the families just dropped out.

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So they're flying all of us to
Chicago tomorrow morning.

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I'm so excited! I have always
wanted to go to Chicago!

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Oh, wait. Am I going to
need a passport?

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Alright, alright,
I got things to do.

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Got to get a new fade.

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I gotta get some new shoe
strings for my Doc Martens.

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Oh, man.

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I'm gonna be on"Oprah!"

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Uh, Phil, I-I hate to
bust the boy's balloon

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but Alexis said
she could only book

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the immediate family.

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- Oh..
- You mean, Will can't go?

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That's darned unfair.

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And I think I speak for
everyone here

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when I say,
what am I going to wear?

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Philip.

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Honey, how can we
disappoint Will?

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- He's a part of this family.
- No.

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No, no, Vivian,
he's a part of your family.

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Well, I'm sorry, sweetheart

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but he's damaged
my campaign enough.

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And the sooner we tell him that
he's not coming with us

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the easier it will be on him.

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Hey, mom, mom, guess what?

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I'm going to be on"Oprah!"

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And as soon as
you tell him, let me know.

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[instrumental music]

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Morning. Philip. Honey, how come
you're not dressed?

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We're leaving in a hour.

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oh, sweetheart, relax.
We have plenty of time.

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So, how did Will take it

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when you finally
broke the news to him?

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I'm sorry.
I couldn't tell him.

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Oh, fine!
Pff! I'll tell him.

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And how difficult
could it possibly be?

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So..

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...what do you think?

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Have we met?

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Come on, Uncle Phil, I mean, I
I just want to fit in with y'all

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when we go on"Oprah."

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Hey, look, Uncle Phil

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I have to tell you, man

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taking me to Chicago with you..

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...that really means
a lot to me.

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Oh, yeah, well, you know, Will--

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And it ain't just
'cause I promised Lateesha

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I was gonna scream her name
out on TV, you know.

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It's because you know, you,
you really make me feel like

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part of your family.

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Yeah, well,
thanks a lot, Uncle Phil.

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So I guess I'll just
go out in the car

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and wait quietly
in the back seat, huh?

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Mm! Mm!

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Well, that's telling him,
Philip.

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A-a-alright,
alright-alright-alright, look

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he can go to Chicago with us
and watch the show

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but we have to
tell him on the plane.

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(female #2)
'Excuse me, sir.
Are you Will Smith?'

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(Will)
'Uh, yes, stewardess.'

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(female #2)
'Your family asked me
to speak to you.'

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(Will)
'Wow, look, oh,
I'm sorry for staring'

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'but...man, girl,
you real fine!'

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'Hey-hey, you know what, I was a
little nervous about flying'

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'but, uh, as long as I can look
at you, I know I'll be alright.'

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'Oh, I'm sorry. What was you
going to say to me?'

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(female #2)
'Can I fluff your pillow?'

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[instrumental music]

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Wow! Look at this!

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Vivian, this is absurd.

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We're gonna be on the air
in ten minutes.

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We have got to tell Will
now.

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Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!

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Oprah Winfrey's studio.

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Hey, hey, come on, y'all,
let's get a picture.

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Let's get a picture.

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Uncle Phil, I'll get you
in one later.

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Uh, look, Oprah's chair!

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Yeah, I'm going to send this
to my mom.

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Yeah, W--

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Honey, couldn't we
just put him to sleep?

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You must be the Banks family.
Hi! I'm Alexis.

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- Hi.
- Hello.

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I'm glad you could make it
on such short notice.

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Oh, well, thank you
for having us.

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Oh, sure, sure.

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Listen, just make
yourselves at home

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and I'll be right back.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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You have beautiful hair.

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I know.

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[weak chuckle]

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So that's Trevor's
old girlfriend, huh?

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Yeah. Wonder what
he ever saw in her.

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Okay, everybody remember, dad's
got an image to uphold here

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so let's conduct ourselves
with dignity.

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Look, look!
Mommy, daddy, look!

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You..

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You're Oprah Winfrey!

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I am. And that means
you must be..

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- Ashley.
- It's nice to meet you.

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Uh, we're the Bankses.

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Hey, great. You made it.
Welcome to Chicago.

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Oh, thank you.
This is a real pleasure.

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Uh, I'm Philip Banks, uh,
this is Hilary, Carlton, Ashley

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and, uh, uh, uh..

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- Vivian.
- Yes!

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Hi. I'm a very big fan.

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Ooh. You sure are!
You sure are.

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It's my pleasure.
My pleasure.

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Oprah, I always
love your clothes.

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And that is such
a gorgeous suit!

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Well, I'll tell you what,
if you really like it

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I will send you one
in your size.

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Wow! I-I always heard that
you were generous, but..

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[chuckles]
Oh, my God,
I can't believe this!

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Me, neither.

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Gee, Oprah, I really like that
diamond bracelet.

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Nice try.
Hey, I'll tell you what.

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I'll see you guys
on the show.

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- Okay.
- Okay. See you on TV.

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- Have a good show.
- Thank you.

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[upbeat music]

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Okay, that's it.
That's it.

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That's the theme music. Come on,
it's time to go. Posse out.

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Sha-mon!

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Come on, guys,
it's time to go.

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- Philip.
- Alright, alright, alright.

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I-i-it's time to stop beating
around the bush.

247
00:11:36,169 --> 00:11:39,000
Okay, um, everybody who's going
to be on "The Oprah Show"

248
00:11:39,019 --> 00:11:40,100
take one step forward.

249
00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:42,059
Not so fast, Will.

250
00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,009
[upbeat music]

251
00:11:51,179 --> 00:11:53,289
You know, all families
have their problems

252
00:11:54,009 --> 00:11:58,090
but how would you like to have
your family's dirty laundry

253
00:11:58,110 --> 00:12:00,029
seen in tomorrow's newspaper?

254
00:12:00,049 --> 00:12:02,009
Well, that's an
everyday experience

255
00:12:02,029 --> 00:12:04,090
for most political families.

256
00:12:04,110 --> 00:12:06,090
Please help me welcome
my guest today

257
00:12:06,110 --> 00:12:07,230
Senator Howard Lloyd

258
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:10,159
'his wife Pamela,
and their daughter Lydia.'

259
00:12:10,179 --> 00:12:12,039
[applause]

260
00:12:14,029 --> 00:12:17,210
And superior court hopeful
Philip Banks, his wife Vivian

261
00:12:17,230 --> 00:12:22,019
'and their children
Hilary, Carlton, and Ashley.'

262
00:12:26,019 --> 00:12:29,009
So, Senator Lloyd,
my first question is to you.

263
00:12:29,029 --> 00:12:31,269
'Now you've been a member of the
senate for quite some time..'

264
00:12:31,289 --> 00:12:34,210
Tell me I can't
be on"Oprah."

265
00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:36,039
Hey-hey, brother,
you mind sliding inside?

266
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:38,210
My legs are legs are kinda long.
I'd like to sit..

267
00:12:38,230 --> 00:12:41,240
Ahchoo!
Oh, excuse me.

268
00:12:41,259 --> 00:12:44,059
Philip Banks, you are
a successful attorney

269
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,059
with your own private practice
in Beverly Hills.

270
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:50,269
And now you're running
for superior court judge.

271
00:12:50,289 --> 00:12:53,120
We all know that's
quite a career change.

272
00:12:53,139 --> 00:12:55,159
What do you hope
to get out of it?

273
00:12:55,179 --> 00:12:57,250
I hope to make some changes
in the judicial system

274
00:12:57,269 --> 00:13:00,110
and, well, I've always wanted
my own gavel.

275
00:13:00,129 --> 00:13:03,149
[laughing]

276
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:12,019
Uh, ooh-ooh-ooh, Oprah.
I have a question.

277
00:13:12,039 --> 00:13:14,120
Uh, we're not ready for that
portion of the show just
yet.

278
00:13:14,139 --> 00:13:16,149
But, Mrs. Banks,
answer me this if you will--

279
00:13:16,169 --> 00:13:19,080
Uh, I'm Will.
Oprah, I can answer it.

280
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,009
- Come here.
- 'Huh? Me?'

281
00:13:21,029 --> 00:13:24,139
Come here.
Come on.

282
00:13:24,159 --> 00:13:26,039
Okay, see,
this is, this is it.

283
00:13:26,059 --> 00:13:27,289
I'm the one
with the microphone

284
00:13:28,009 --> 00:13:31,070
and you can't answer a question
until Iaskthe question.

285
00:13:31,090 --> 00:13:32,159
You understand how it works?

286
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:34,230
Okay, you-you ask,
then I answer. It works like..

287
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:38,120
Mm-hmm.
Good. Now sit down.

288
00:13:38,139 --> 00:13:39,250
Sit down.

289
00:13:41,029 --> 00:13:44,029
Oh, my God!
Vivian, is that Will?

290
00:13:44,049 --> 00:13:47,200
No, Philip, it's Richard Nixon
wearing a Willmask.

291
00:13:49,019 --> 00:13:53,019
No, mom, I think that
really is Will.

292
00:13:53,039 --> 00:13:54,279
So, Lydia, you spent
most of your life

293
00:13:55,009 --> 00:13:57,090
on Capitol Hill.
Did that have--

294
00:13:57,110 --> 00:13:59,139
Oh, Oprah, Oprah?

295
00:13:59,159 --> 00:14:01,019
Young brother..

296
00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:03,139
...what do you want?

297
00:14:03,159 --> 00:14:04,190
I-I was just wondering.

298
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,139
Is it the question
portion yet?

299
00:14:06,159 --> 00:14:08,240
- Do you have a question?
- Y-yes.

300
00:14:08,259 --> 00:14:10,070
Okay. What is
your question?

301
00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:13,080
Um, I-I have a question
for-for Senator Lloyd.

302
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:16,100
Um, senator, let's say
that, you know, you had

303
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,200
a young, urban,
handsome nephew.

304
00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:21,240
Would you let him come on"The
Oprah Winfrey Show" with you?

305
00:14:21,259 --> 00:14:23,090
Well, I sure would, son.

306
00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:27,009
And let me say
I love your Leslie Uggams.

307
00:14:31,009 --> 00:14:33,279
Thanks. Um, m-my next
question
is for Mr. Banks.

308
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,149
- Two questions.
- Yeah.

309
00:14:35,169 --> 00:14:37,200
Um, Mr. Banks, uh,
would you let your nephew

310
00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:40,179
come on "The Oprah Winfrey Show"
or would you make him fly

311
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,159
all the way to
Chicago for nothing

312
00:14:42,179 --> 00:14:44,000
to sit out in the audience

313
00:14:44,019 --> 00:14:45,259
to be embarrassed
in front of his girl?

314
00:14:45,279 --> 00:14:47,259
Hi, Lateesha. Huh?

315
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,289
And, um, after I got out
of Betty Ford

316
00:14:59,009 --> 00:15:00,179
I started a new life

317
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,000
with theMaharishiAnaganda.

318
00:15:03,019 --> 00:15:06,039
[applause]

319
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,139
You are so brave.

320
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:13,179
I mean, wearing red shoes
with a pink dress.

321
00:15:16,029 --> 00:15:17,289
I have a question
for Mr. Banks.

322
00:15:18,009 --> 00:15:21,059
Has being in politics
ruined your sex life?

323
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,230
No, mine's great.
How's yours, honey?

324
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,269
[laughing]

325
00:15:26,179 --> 00:15:29,019
Oh, Oprah,
I-I have a question.

326
00:15:29,039 --> 00:15:31,090
Will, I missed you. Okay.

327
00:15:31,110 --> 00:15:34,049
Um...my question
is for Mrs. Banks.

328
00:15:34,070 --> 00:15:37,230
Uh, Mrs. Banks, uh, let's say
that your oldest sister

329
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:40,149
who sacrificed
her-her whole life to raise you

330
00:15:40,169 --> 00:15:42,220
sent her only son
out to live with you

331
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:45,019
and you promised
to treat him like your own.

332
00:15:45,039 --> 00:15:46,200
Um, and just for
the sake of argument

333
00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:50,259
let's call him, uh, Will.

334
00:15:50,279 --> 00:15:54,129
Um, would you bring him on"The
Oprah Winfrey Show" with you

335
00:15:54,149 --> 00:15:56,029
or would you make him
sit in the audience

336
00:15:56,049 --> 00:15:57,210
like you were
ashamed of him?

337
00:15:57,230 --> 00:15:59,059
W-we're not ashamed of you.

338
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,279
It's just..

339
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,220
Sit down, shut up,
and behave yourself.

340
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:06,220
Okay, let-let me take
a-a-a wild..

341
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,080
...stab in the dark here.

342
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,110
You all are related.

343
00:16:10,129 --> 00:16:11,139
[whimpers]

344
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,179
Yes, Oprah. Oh..

345
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:21,179
See, it's all coming out.
It's all coming out.

346
00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:24,090
Anybody got, anybody got a
tissue? Anybody..

347
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,279
Thank you. Thank you. Yes.

348
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,139
Here, you poor sweetheart.
Blow.

349
00:16:29,159 --> 00:16:31,009
[blowing]

350
00:16:31,029 --> 00:16:33,080
- Ahh.
- You poor baby.

351
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:35,129
[whimpers]

352
00:16:35,149 --> 00:16:37,129
I mean, I think
this is, this is terrible.

353
00:16:37,149 --> 00:16:40,110
This is.. You should go up there
and be with your family

354
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,139
where you belong.
Don't you think so,
audience?

355
00:16:42,159 --> 00:16:45,139
Go on up there, and be with
your family where you
belong.

356
00:16:51,259 --> 00:16:54,000
- Move, Ashley. Move!
- What?

357
00:16:56,029 --> 00:16:58,049
Thank you, Oprah.

358
00:16:58,070 --> 00:16:59,230
(Philip)
'You know, you know,
Oprah, there's a..'

359
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:02,000
There's a perfectly logical
explanation for..

360
00:17:02,019 --> 00:17:04,089
[all booing]

361
00:17:04,109 --> 00:17:06,039
- Yeah, yes, yes, yes.
- Oprah?

362
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:09,289
Oprah, this guy
can't even run his own home.

363
00:17:10,009 --> 00:17:12,019
Why should he be
elected to office?

364
00:17:12,039 --> 00:17:13,220
[indistinct chatter]

365
00:17:15,099 --> 00:17:18,099
Excuse me, miss, but my husband
would make an excellent judge.

366
00:17:18,119 --> 00:17:21,259
He is a wonderful husband
and a devoted father.

367
00:17:21,279 --> 00:17:24,259
Well, uh, Vivian, I must say
that, yes, you're right.

368
00:17:24,279 --> 00:17:27,099
This looks like
it's a very lovely family.

369
00:17:27,119 --> 00:17:30,039
But I've been doing
shows along time

370
00:17:30,059 --> 00:17:31,230
and one of the things I've
learned is

371
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,180
things are not
always as they seem.

372
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:38,150
Uh, Oprah, believe me,
my dad is a great guy.

373
00:17:38,170 --> 00:17:40,069
I mean, when I lost my job

374
00:17:40,089 --> 00:17:41,160
and he kicked me
out of the house

375
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:43,210
he let me live out back.

376
00:17:47,019 --> 00:17:48,210
He kicked you
out of the house?

377
00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:51,109
Well, he didn't actually
kick her out of the house.

378
00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:52,269
He just changed
all the locks

379
00:17:52,289 --> 00:17:55,089
and told her she didn't live
there anymore.

380
00:17:57,289 --> 00:18:00,069
Mr. Banks, is that true?

381
00:18:00,089 --> 00:18:02,259
W-well, I-I didn't
changeallthe locks.

382
00:18:02,279 --> 00:18:04,259
A-a-and she's not
living out back.

383
00:18:04,279 --> 00:18:06,250
She's living
in the pool house.

384
00:18:06,269 --> 00:18:08,269
Well, with the big pay cut
you'll have to take

385
00:18:08,289 --> 00:18:11,039
we'llallbe living in
the pool house.

386
00:18:11,059 --> 00:18:12,210
Look, you can forget it,
there's hardly enough room

387
00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:16,069
for Trevor and I as it is.

388
00:18:16,089 --> 00:18:18,170
What is Trevor doing
in the pool house?

389
00:18:18,190 --> 00:18:21,200
Yes, Hilary. What is Trevor
doing in the pool house?

390
00:18:21,220 --> 00:18:25,109
Oh, yeah, this is good now. This
is good, I feel like we, uh..

391
00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:27,220
I think we're
getting somewhere.

392
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,009
Listen to me.

393
00:18:29,029 --> 00:18:31,109
Hilary, you are not to have men
in the pool house!

394
00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:33,130
Look, I don't like
to tell tales out of school

395
00:18:33,150 --> 00:18:35,210
but Trevor keeps
a make-up case there.

396
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:37,180
- That's a lie!
- Is not!

397
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:41,059
Stand on a chair
and say it to my face!

398
00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:42,279
You have both lost
your American Express cards.

399
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,019
Do you want to
work on your Visa?

400
00:18:45,210 --> 00:18:48,009
[sobbing]

401
00:18:48,029 --> 00:18:50,170
These candidates, before you
say they want to be elected

402
00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:54,109
to public office, but it
seems likethey can't even

403
00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:57,259
keep the peace
in their own families.

404
00:18:57,279 --> 00:19:02,039
Mr. Banks, what do you have to
say on your family's behalf?

405
00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:03,269
W-w-well, Oprah..

406
00:19:03,289 --> 00:19:07,000
[sobbing]

407
00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:11,170
Ha. What's the point?

408
00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:13,230
Look.. Look, Oprah,
I have something to say.

409
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:16,130
What a surprise.

410
00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:18,160
Now look, my uncle brought
me
out from Philadelphia

411
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:21,059
to live with him so I could get
a head start in life.

412
00:19:21,079 --> 00:19:24,029
And now we have some problems,
but what family doesn't?

413
00:19:24,049 --> 00:19:26,079
All I know is when
I need these people

414
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:27,190
they are there for me.

415
00:19:27,210 --> 00:19:30,240
[applause]

416
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,230
That's nice of you to say, Will.

417
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,099
Well, if you ask me

418
00:19:37,119 --> 00:19:40,069
your whole damn family
is crazy.

419
00:19:44,109 --> 00:19:46,049
Alright, alright, now see,
brother, if we was in Philly

420
00:19:46,069 --> 00:19:48,150
it might have to
be something but we on TV

421
00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:51,039
and I believe Martin's
philosophy non-violence.

422
00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,200
So I'mma chill. I'mma chill.

423
00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:55,190
And if your mama sent you
out here to live with them

424
00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:57,269
then she's crazy, too.

425
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:04,289
Hey, man, don't nobody talk
about my mother, man!

426
00:20:05,009 --> 00:20:08,200
[Will screaming]

427
00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:10,140
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.

428
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:13,170
[applause]

429
00:20:19,269 --> 00:20:21,200
H-hey, Miss Winfrey.

430
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,059
Will, I'll tell you what?

431
00:20:23,079 --> 00:20:24,259
You know after all
we've been through

432
00:20:24,279 --> 00:20:28,089
youcan call me Oprah.

433
00:20:28,109 --> 00:20:31,000
You got it "Op."

434
00:20:31,019 --> 00:20:33,119
"Prah." "Oprah." "Oprah."

435
00:20:34,170 --> 00:20:36,069
You know your initials, OW..

436
00:20:36,089 --> 00:20:39,109
Did anybody ever tell you
that spells"Oww!"

437
00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:42,039
Uh-huh. I knew that.

438
00:20:42,059 --> 00:20:44,240
Look, Oprah, I'm..

439
00:20:44,259 --> 00:20:46,150
I-I hope I didn't mess
your show up too much.

440
00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:50,049
And I'm really, really
sorry for the way I acted.

441
00:20:50,069 --> 00:20:52,009
Listen, don't you apologize.

442
00:20:52,029 --> 00:20:54,259
Because I'm thinking it was
a great experience.

443
00:20:54,279 --> 00:20:57,289
- Oh. Really?
- Absolutely!

444
00:20:58,009 --> 00:21:00,190
As a matter of fact, here.

445
00:21:00,210 --> 00:21:02,269
Oh. What's this?

446
00:21:02,289 --> 00:21:06,250
Two free tickets
to "The Donahue Show."

447
00:21:06,269 --> 00:21:09,220
Tell Phil,
Oprah said, "Hiee."

448
00:21:12,039 --> 00:21:13,200
She likes me.

449
00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:18,180
(man on TV)
'On the
national political scene'

450
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,059
Come on, Will, we've heard
enough. Turn the TV down.

451
00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:22,259
- Come on, Will.
- Hmm? Oh!

452
00:21:22,279 --> 00:21:24,119
Oh, I'm sorry, Aunt Viv.

453
00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:27,019
Will, you're smiling like
dad does when he finishes

454
00:21:27,039 --> 00:21:30,049
the happy birthday bucket
at Baskin Robbins.

455
00:21:34,190 --> 00:21:36,180
Man, you scream your
girl's name out on TV

456
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,059
you'd be smiling too.

457
00:21:39,079 --> 00:21:41,059
Look, dad, the poll results
are up next.

458
00:21:41,079 --> 00:21:43,079
- Oh, goodie!
- Come on, dad.

459
00:21:43,099 --> 00:21:45,170
I bet being on "Oprah"really
helped you in the polls.

460
00:21:45,190 --> 00:21:47,190
Oh. I'm not worried.

461
00:21:47,210 --> 00:21:50,150
You know, I was going
about this all wrong.

462
00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:51,259
I was trying to come across

463
00:21:51,279 --> 00:21:54,170
as the perfect candidate
with the perfect family.

464
00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:57,240
Voters want a candidate
that's human, flawed.

465
00:21:57,259 --> 00:21:59,130
(man on TV)
'And in local politics'

466
00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:02,119
'Philip Banks has plummeted
another eight points'

467
00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:03,250
'in the polls.'

468
00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:07,130
Oh, come on, honey.
Don't worry.

469
00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:09,079
You're gonna win.

470
00:22:10,289 --> 00:22:14,089
Look, Uncle Phil,
you're going to win

471
00:22:14,109 --> 00:22:17,119
and you know why?
'Cause you're a decent man.

472
00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:19,289
I mean, you brought a kid
out from West Philly

473
00:22:20,009 --> 00:22:22,150
and, and you made him feel
at home in your house.

474
00:22:22,170 --> 00:22:24,079
I mean, there's no way

475
00:22:24,099 --> 00:22:25,250
that Judge Robertson can
compete with that.

476
00:22:25,269 --> 00:22:27,170
(man on TV)
'And in a related story'

477
00:22:27,190 --> 00:22:29,279
'Judge Carl Robertson
announced today'

478
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,170
'that he is adopting
12 ghetto youths.'

479
00:22:38,049 --> 00:22:39,150
Ah, well.

480
00:22:47,089 --> 00:22:48,099
You have both lost..

481
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:49,140
[gibberish]

482
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,210
[laughing]

483
00:22:51,230 --> 00:22:54,160
You have both lost
your American Express..

484
00:22:55,269 --> 00:22:57,099
You have both lo..

485
00:22:57,119 --> 00:23:00,130
[all laughing]

486
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:05,109
You have just made
the blooper wheel.

487
00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:07,259
[Will imitates dog]

488
00:23:10,019 --> 00:23:11,150
[Will imitates Scooby-Doo]