1 00:00:01,199 --> 00:00:03,240 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,269 - Hey, morning, G. - Good morning, Master William. 3 00:00:08,289 --> 00:00:12,099 So, ready for the big camping expedition? 4 00:00:12,119 --> 00:00:14,070 Please, man. I'm from Philly. 5 00:00:14,089 --> 00:00:15,189 To me, a wilderness experience 6 00:00:15,210 --> 00:00:18,039 is dating a girl who don't shave her legs. 7 00:00:19,140 --> 00:00:21,179 My uncle Reggie always insisted 8 00:00:21,199 --> 00:00:24,039 the woods were safer than the cities 9 00:00:24,059 --> 00:00:25,190 until the day he died. 10 00:00:25,210 --> 00:00:27,089 Word? Yo, how did he die? 11 00:00:27,109 --> 00:00:29,050 He was eaten by wolves. 12 00:00:35,119 --> 00:00:36,149 Carlton's log. 13 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:41,079 Earth date, 1992. It's 6:00 a.m. 14 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:43,259 Up with the dawn, the small band of brave souls 15 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:47,000 prepare to pile into their Mercedes. 16 00:00:47,020 --> 00:00:48,289 Destination.. 17 00:00:49,009 --> 00:00:50,210 ...adventure. 18 00:00:52,079 --> 00:00:54,270 Carlton, you look like Webster on a safari. 19 00:00:56,179 --> 00:00:59,210 Hi guys, I'm doing the morning weather today. 20 00:00:59,229 --> 00:01:01,229 Oh, goody. 21 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:06,200 And after that, you're off to join Miss Ashley and Mrs. Banks 22 00:01:06,219 --> 00:01:09,250 at the spa for their beauty-makeover weekend? 23 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:11,019 Beauty makeover? 24 00:01:11,039 --> 00:01:13,260 With this face? I don't think so. 25 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,219 Good morning, everyone. 26 00:01:16,239 --> 00:01:18,060 [chuckles] 27 00:01:18,079 --> 00:01:20,060 Ah, you know, men 28 00:01:20,079 --> 00:01:21,260 I'm really looking forward to this. 29 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:24,010 Reminds me of camping with my father. 30 00:01:24,030 --> 00:01:27,069 Oh, sleeping under the stars, climbing mountains 31 00:01:27,090 --> 00:01:29,109 braving winds that could knock a grown man 32 00:01:29,129 --> 00:01:31,289 flat to the ground. Ha-ha. 33 00:01:34,280 --> 00:01:36,159 Hey, man, I ain't trying to be nowhere around a wind 34 00:01:36,180 --> 00:01:38,240 that could knock Uncle Phil to the ground. 35 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:43,069 Well, I hope you're prepared for rain. 36 00:01:43,090 --> 00:01:46,280 I'm predicting a 90% chance of precipitation.. 37 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:48,079 [chuckling] 38 00:01:48,099 --> 00:01:50,189 ...and you know how often I'm right. 39 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,289 Goodbye. 40 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,219 Let's unpack the rain gear. 41 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:57,289 Yeah. 42 00:01:59,099 --> 00:02:01,090 [thunder rumbling] 43 00:02:02,230 --> 00:02:04,129 [theme song] 44 00:02:04,150 --> 00:02:08,020 ♪ Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped ♪ 45 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:10,150 ♪ Turned upside-down and I'd like to take a minute ♪ 46 00:02:10,169 --> 00:02:12,159 ♪ Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became ♪ 47 00:02:12,180 --> 00:02:15,009 ♪ The prince of a town called Bel-Air ♪ 48 00:02:23,150 --> 00:02:25,270 ♪ In West Philadelphia born and raised ♪ 49 00:02:25,289 --> 00:02:28,189 ♪ On the playground is where I spent most of my days ♪ 50 00:02:28,210 --> 00:02:30,219 ♪ Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool ♪ 51 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:33,039 ♪ And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school ♪ 52 00:02:33,060 --> 00:02:35,259 ♪ When a couple of guys who were up to no good ♪ 53 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:37,229 ♪ Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood ♪ 54 00:02:37,250 --> 00:02:40,159 ♪ I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said ♪ 55 00:02:40,180 --> 00:02:42,240 ♪ You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air ♪ 56 00:02:42,259 --> 00:02:44,280 ♪ I whistled for a cab and when it came near ♪ 57 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,180 ♪ The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror ♪ 58 00:02:47,199 --> 00:02:49,240 ♪ If anything I can say that this cab was rare ♪ 59 00:02:49,259 --> 00:02:53,199 ♪ But I thought nah forget it yo holmes to Bel-Air ♪ 60 00:02:53,219 --> 00:02:56,240 ♪ I pulled up to a house about seven or eight ♪ 61 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:59,150 ♪ And I yelled to the cabbie yo holmes smell you later ♪ 62 00:02:59,170 --> 00:03:01,229 ♪ Looked at my kingdom I was finally there ♪ 63 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:04,289 ♪ To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪ 64 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,039 [rain sloshing] 65 00:03:12,060 --> 00:03:14,139 Uncle Phil, I got a bad feeling about this one. 66 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:16,170 I mean, I think we should just turn back. 67 00:03:16,189 --> 00:03:19,020 Will, you said that before we got in the car 68 00:03:19,039 --> 00:03:20,129 when we pulled out of the driveway 69 00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:21,250 when we pulled onto the freeway. 70 00:03:21,270 --> 00:03:23,060 When we pulled off the freeway. 71 00:03:23,079 --> 00:03:25,009 Then do it! 72 00:03:26,110 --> 00:03:28,039 Come on, Uncle Phil, it's dark 73 00:03:28,060 --> 00:03:29,199 it's raining, and we're lost. 74 00:03:29,219 --> 00:03:31,039 We are not lost. 75 00:03:31,060 --> 00:03:35,039 Will, ye of little faith. Dad knows exactly what he's doing. 76 00:03:35,060 --> 00:03:36,199 Do you think anyone would drive by 77 00:03:36,219 --> 00:03:39,189 the same tree seven times on purpose? 78 00:03:39,210 --> 00:03:41,079 [lightning crashing] 79 00:03:45,270 --> 00:03:48,090 Carlton's log. 80 00:03:48,110 --> 00:03:50,150 We're somewhere in the galaxy. 81 00:03:50,170 --> 00:03:53,129 My father has no idea where. 82 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:56,250 Uncle Phil, I'm telling you, I think we should 83 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,129 just pull into a gas station. 84 00:03:58,150 --> 00:04:02,090 Will, for the last time, I don't need directions. 85 00:04:02,110 --> 00:04:04,289 [engine sputters] 86 00:04:07,090 --> 00:04:10,009 You're right. You need gas. 87 00:04:12,030 --> 00:04:13,210 Okay. Okay, I made a wrong turn. 88 00:04:13,229 --> 00:04:15,120 It's no big deal. It's not the end of the world. 89 00:04:15,139 --> 00:04:18,050 We'll just, uh, we'll thumb a ride to the nearest gas station. 90 00:04:18,069 --> 00:04:19,129 We used to do it a lot in the sixties. 91 00:04:19,149 --> 00:04:20,290 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 92 00:04:21,009 --> 00:04:25,009 Uncle Phil can you take a stroll into the nineties, please? 93 00:04:25,029 --> 00:04:28,290 We are three black men on the side of a mountain road. 94 00:04:29,009 --> 00:04:31,069 The only people that's gonna stop is gonna have more sheets 95 00:04:31,089 --> 00:04:35,029 and say stuff like, "Get 'em, Jim Bob!" 96 00:04:35,050 --> 00:04:36,259 Will may have a point, dad. 97 00:04:36,279 --> 00:04:40,230 Why don't we stay here and let him go get the gas? 98 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:42,170 We're all getting out of the car. 99 00:04:42,189 --> 00:04:45,269 We can make camp right here and go for gas in the morning. 100 00:04:45,290 --> 00:04:47,100 - Let's get out of the car. - Oh.. 101 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,019 Get outta the car. 102 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,279 [owl hooting] 103 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,279 Oh, my God. Look. Where's our camping equipment? 104 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,009 Will, you were supposed to secure 105 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:57,170 everything to the luggage rack. 106 00:04:57,189 --> 00:05:00,060 I did. Ohh! Wait! 107 00:05:00,079 --> 00:05:01,279 This ain't the Volvo. 108 00:05:06,050 --> 00:05:08,139 The car phone. We'll call for road service. 109 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,279 Yeah, great idea, Carlton. 110 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,259 You can tell them exactly where we are too 111 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:15,230 somewhere in the dark between a rock and a tree. 112 00:05:15,250 --> 00:05:18,120 (automated message) 'I'm sorry.You're outside the calling area.' 113 00:05:18,139 --> 00:05:21,079 'Please try your call again.' 114 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:24,079 Well, I guess sending for pizza is out. 115 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:26,079 Alright now. That's it. That's enough. 116 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:28,120 We'll just get back in the car and go for gas in the morning. 117 00:05:28,139 --> 00:05:29,230 - Now, get in the car! - But you just-- 118 00:05:29,250 --> 00:05:31,180 Get in the car! 119 00:05:49,170 --> 00:05:51,170 [sighing] 120 00:05:51,189 --> 00:05:53,189 Uh, you know, Uncle Phil, now 121 00:05:53,209 --> 00:05:56,279 I haven't been on too many camping trips 122 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,189 but snow is a bad thing, right? 123 00:05:59,209 --> 00:06:01,290 Look, let's look on the bright side, okay? 124 00:06:02,009 --> 00:06:04,189 This will give us a perfect opportunity to pull together 125 00:06:04,209 --> 00:06:06,089 and show what we're made of. 126 00:06:06,110 --> 00:06:08,170 Does Bigfoot have to come down here with a chain saw 127 00:06:08,189 --> 00:06:10,180 before you admit we're in trouble? 128 00:06:10,199 --> 00:06:13,230 Okay, okay, we can't stay here. We'll freeze to death. 129 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:15,160 Just get all the stuff outta the backseat and we'll 130 00:06:15,180 --> 00:06:17,160 we'll go ahead on foot. Get outta the car. 131 00:06:17,180 --> 00:06:20,110 - But you just-- - Get out of the damn car! 132 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:22,160 [instrumental music] 133 00:06:25,029 --> 00:06:27,000 You know, Miss Hilary 134 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:30,149 I've never seen this side of you before 135 00:06:30,170 --> 00:06:31,279 baggy clothes 136 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,250 no makeup, tousled hair. 137 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:36,159 You know, I feel really comfortable 138 00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:37,290 like this too, Geoffrey. 139 00:06:38,009 --> 00:06:39,290 I mean, I don't need to hide behind cosmetics. 140 00:06:40,009 --> 00:06:42,180 I'm beautiful just the way I am. 141 00:06:43,259 --> 00:06:45,050 [knock on door] 142 00:06:45,069 --> 00:06:47,240 - Hilary, you home? - Oh, my God. It's Trevor. 143 00:06:47,259 --> 00:06:50,069 - Quick, get my hot comb. - Sorry. 144 00:06:50,090 --> 00:06:52,159 This is the scene where Barbara finds out 145 00:06:52,180 --> 00:06:56,090 Robert's been cheating with a button-nosed bimbo. 146 00:07:03,019 --> 00:07:04,240 For you, pretty mama. 147 00:07:04,259 --> 00:07:09,120 Oh, Trevor. He's adorable. Goodbye. 148 00:07:09,139 --> 00:07:11,269 Ah! Uh, wait a second, wait a second. 149 00:07:11,290 --> 00:07:16,019 I also brought you...these. 150 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,189 Oh, Trevor. They're beautiful. 151 00:07:18,209 --> 00:07:21,019 They look just like the flowers down at the news room. 152 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,040 Just be sure to have them back before 10:00. 153 00:07:25,230 --> 00:07:28,269 My florist is on vacation. 154 00:07:28,290 --> 00:07:32,240 Oh, my. You look beautiful. 155 00:07:32,259 --> 00:07:34,159 [chuckling] 156 00:07:34,180 --> 00:07:37,259 Here. Why don't you put this on ice? 157 00:07:37,279 --> 00:07:39,170 Oh, Champagne? 158 00:07:39,189 --> 00:07:40,220 Yeah. 159 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,290 What are we celebrating? 160 00:07:44,050 --> 00:07:45,279 An empty house. 161 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,090 Yoo-hoo! 162 00:07:50,139 --> 00:07:53,090 I, uh, thought this was your day off. 163 00:07:53,110 --> 00:07:54,159 Correct 164 00:07:54,180 --> 00:07:57,079 but you overlooked one fact. 165 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:59,009 I have no life. 166 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:03,029 [doorbell chimes] 167 00:08:04,290 --> 00:08:06,120 Geoffrey, will you get it? 168 00:08:06,139 --> 00:08:07,269 On my day off? 169 00:08:07,290 --> 00:08:10,029 You'd really let me? 170 00:08:13,079 --> 00:08:16,189 Well, uh, I thought we'd have a quiet evening together 171 00:08:16,209 --> 00:08:20,040 and, uh, I'd make you dinner. 172 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:23,079 Trevor, that is so sweet. 173 00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:25,129 Alright now. You get out of the kitchen. 174 00:08:25,149 --> 00:08:27,290 I want this to be a surprise. 175 00:08:28,009 --> 00:08:30,279 [chuckling] 176 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,250 Surprise! 177 00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:41,000 [laughing] 178 00:08:42,159 --> 00:08:44,190 Jazz, what do you think you're doing? 179 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:46,049 Looking after you, my pet. 180 00:08:46,070 --> 00:08:50,129 After all, you're a beautiful, desirable woman 181 00:08:50,149 --> 00:08:53,190 or you would be if you combed your hair once in a while. 182 00:08:53,210 --> 00:08:56,230 And some lipstick wouldn't kill you, either. 183 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:59,100 Look, Jazz, go home. 184 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,049 [pot clatters] 185 00:09:01,070 --> 00:09:03,090 Shh. 186 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:05,289 Stand back. Let a man handle this. 187 00:09:06,009 --> 00:09:07,159 No! Jazz! 188 00:09:09,169 --> 00:09:11,080 What are you doing here? 189 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,210 I'm cooking dinner. 190 00:09:13,230 --> 00:09:16,179 Good. I like my steak medium rare. 191 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:19,120 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'd like to freshen up a bit. 192 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:23,059 Hey! Get off me! 193 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,070 Would you.. 194 00:09:30,029 --> 00:09:34,000 See? A cave. I told you everything would be alright. 195 00:09:34,019 --> 00:09:35,200 [wind whistling] 196 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:36,230 [panting] 197 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:43,100 - Aah! - Eh.. 198 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:46,210 I-I'm sorry. I was trying to scare the bears away. 199 00:09:46,230 --> 00:09:48,029 Carlton's log. 200 00:09:49,190 --> 00:09:50,259 I'm wet. 201 00:09:51,279 --> 00:09:54,149 I'm wet and I'm cold. 202 00:09:54,169 --> 00:09:58,080 I'm wet and I'm cold and I'm in a cave. 203 00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:00,070 Shut up, Carlton! 204 00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:03,080 I'm shutting up. 205 00:10:04,129 --> 00:10:06,019 I'm shutting up, and I'm wet. 206 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:07,230 - That's it! - Hey, hey, hey! 207 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:09,159 Just relax. 208 00:10:09,179 --> 00:10:11,289 Look, come on. 209 00:10:12,009 --> 00:10:15,000 We'll, uh, we'll build a fire. 210 00:10:15,019 --> 00:10:17,000 How are we supposed to build a fire, Uncle Phil? 211 00:10:17,019 --> 00:10:20,080 It's snowing outside and all the wood is soaking wet. 212 00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:22,080 Then we'll freeze to death. 213 00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:24,080 I don't want to die! 214 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:25,259 I wanna go to college and poke fun 215 00:10:25,279 --> 00:10:28,029 at all the kids on financial aid. 216 00:10:28,049 --> 00:10:31,110 I-I want to see "Karate Kid 17." 217 00:10:31,129 --> 00:10:32,250 Carlton.. 218 00:10:34,059 --> 00:10:36,029 ...don't panic. 219 00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:40,090 Will, you check the cave for dry wood. 220 00:10:40,110 --> 00:10:43,120 Man, I ain't walking around in this cave by myself. 221 00:10:43,139 --> 00:10:45,110 There's rats a-and bats and bears 222 00:10:45,129 --> 00:10:46,279 and stuff all over the place. 223 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,080 Me, neither, dad. 224 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:49,269 I think the three of us should just cuddle 225 00:10:49,289 --> 00:10:52,019 up close together for the night. 226 00:10:53,139 --> 00:10:55,250 I'm gonna go check the cave for some wood. 227 00:10:58,059 --> 00:11:00,009 I found this bag, Uncle Phil. 228 00:11:00,029 --> 00:11:02,090 Will, we can't just burn a bag. 229 00:11:02,110 --> 00:11:04,210 Oh, we're helpless. 230 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:07,090 It's over. We're dead! 231 00:11:07,110 --> 00:11:09,129 - We're rich! - What? 232 00:11:09,149 --> 00:11:12,120 Hey, back up! Back up! 233 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:19,179 Nine-sixty, nine-eighty.. 234 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,250 $25,000. 235 00:11:25,210 --> 00:11:26,289 Do y'all mind if I get butt naked 236 00:11:27,009 --> 00:11:30,080 and roll around in this for a little while? 237 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,149 Will, we're gonna have to turn that money over 238 00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:33,250 to the authorities. 239 00:11:33,269 --> 00:11:35,190 If nobody claims it, then you can keep it. 240 00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:37,289 But until then, I think, uh, I think I should look after it. 241 00:11:38,009 --> 00:11:41,080 Whoa-whoa! No. Whoa. No. I'm alright, Uncle Phil. 242 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,059 You know, I-I'll just find a safe place to keep it 243 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:45,210 you know, just for tonight. 244 00:11:55,059 --> 00:11:56,149 [panting] 245 00:11:56,169 --> 00:11:58,049 Goodnight, Abe. 246 00:11:59,129 --> 00:12:01,049 Goodnight, Alexander. 247 00:12:01,070 --> 00:12:04,000 Now, I can't forget you, Ben. Heh-heh! 248 00:12:04,019 --> 00:12:06,230 Aw, man. I'm sleeping with the presidents. 249 00:12:08,009 --> 00:12:10,169 Must be what Marilyn Monroe felt like. 250 00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:29,110 [instrumental music] 251 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,169 What's for dinner? 252 00:12:41,190 --> 00:12:44,039 Jazz, I told you to go home. 253 00:12:48,190 --> 00:12:51,049 How fast were you going when you hit this? 254 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:55,279 Now see here...homey. 255 00:12:58,039 --> 00:12:59,120 My lady and I 256 00:12:59,139 --> 00:13:02,269 are trying to have an intimate moment. 257 00:13:02,289 --> 00:13:04,269 Oh, I get it. 258 00:13:04,289 --> 00:13:07,059 You're trying to make me jealous. 259 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:10,009 Well, it worked like a charm. 260 00:13:10,029 --> 00:13:12,039 Beat it, buddy. 261 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,059 How dare you talk to me like that? 262 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:17,230 Do you have any idea who I am? 263 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:20,070 A really bad cook? 264 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:24,230 Trevor, could you excuse us for a moment, please? 265 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:27,279 I have never been so insulted in my life. 266 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,059 Blind people recognize me. 267 00:13:32,039 --> 00:13:33,240 I could kill you. 268 00:13:33,259 --> 00:13:36,179 Okay, baby. Hurt me. 269 00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:41,169 Look, I am not gonna let you screw this up for me. 270 00:13:41,190 --> 00:13:44,230 Trevor is a wonderful man. 271 00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:47,080 But I'm Jazz.. 272 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:49,149 ...the lover of all lovers. 273 00:13:51,110 --> 00:13:54,009 I put the "afro" in aphrodisiac. 274 00:13:55,059 --> 00:13:57,019 So lose the stiff 275 00:13:57,039 --> 00:13:59,049 and I'll be waiting in the pool house. 276 00:14:00,149 --> 00:14:03,149 Oh, and fix yourself up a little. 277 00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,019 [sighs] 278 00:14:10,019 --> 00:14:11,179 [music on television] 279 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,179 What happened to your friend? 280 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,169 [sighs] We.. Don't worry about him. 281 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,200 What are you watching? 282 00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:21,190 Oh, one of those silly sentimental films. 283 00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:23,129 Formula stuff. 284 00:14:23,149 --> 00:14:25,129 Can I watch with you? 285 00:14:26,110 --> 00:14:28,090 Sure. 286 00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:30,210 But I have to go home in a few minutes. 287 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:38,149 ♪ Memories ♪ 288 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:42,059 ♪ Like the corners of my mind ♪ 289 00:14:45,129 --> 00:14:50,100 ♪ Misty water-colored memories ♪ 290 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:54,019 ♪ Of the way we were ♪ 291 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:58,019 ♪ Scattered pictures ♪ 292 00:14:59,110 --> 00:15:03,169 ♪ Of the smiles we left behind.. ♪♪ 293 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,169 I don't wanna alarm either one of you 294 00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:13,039 but it's about 20 degrees in here 295 00:15:13,059 --> 00:15:15,059 and it's only gonna get worse. 296 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,240 Carlton's log. 297 00:15:20,259 --> 00:15:22,230 I hate dad! 298 00:15:27,019 --> 00:15:29,200 You know, this wood is just too wet to ignite. 299 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,200 We need something dry. 300 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:34,120 I'm afraid it's gonna have to be something that's 301 00:15:34,139 --> 00:15:36,269 near and dear to all of us. 302 00:15:36,289 --> 00:15:40,019 Oh, come on, Uncle Phil, at least knock him out first. 303 00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,220 I'm talking about the money, Will. 304 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:45,120 Uh-uh! 305 00:15:45,139 --> 00:15:49,220 Will, do you wanna die with $25,000 by your side 306 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,279 or do you want to live to see tomorrow? 307 00:15:56,129 --> 00:15:58,159 I'm thinking, I'm thinking, alright? 308 00:15:58,179 --> 00:15:59,279 I'm afraid there's no other choice. 309 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,220 Alright. Alright. Alright. 310 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:07,059 Look, can I just have a few minutes alone with the guys? 311 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,240 Okay. Okay. 312 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:21,080 Dad, when you throw that money into the fire 313 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,279 if I lose my head and leap in after it 314 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,049 you'll pull me out, right? 315 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:33,080 Son, there are more important things in life than money. 316 00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:37,090 Yeah, but I can't get a date, either. 317 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,059 [sighs] 318 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:51,200 Alright, here's the money. 319 00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:06,200 What? 320 00:17:11,259 --> 00:17:13,269 [Will moaning] 321 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:21,079 [moaning louder] 322 00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:24,109 Whoa-whoa! Whoa! Was that Andrew or Ben? 323 00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:27,140 - It was Ben. - Ohh.. 324 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,279 Oh, I'm sorry, Ben. 325 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,059 You was one of the few white people 326 00:17:30,079 --> 00:17:33,029 I could really count on. 327 00:17:33,049 --> 00:17:35,049 Carlton's log. 328 00:17:35,069 --> 00:17:37,059 Will has been reduced to a pathetic shell 329 00:17:37,079 --> 00:17:39,259 of his former self. 330 00:17:39,279 --> 00:17:42,220 I, on the other hand, have the strength of ten men. 331 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,210 Will's log.. 332 00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:49,000 ...is about to connect with Carlton's head! 333 00:17:49,019 --> 00:17:52,130 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey. Hey. Will. 334 00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:55,039 Give me the log. 335 00:17:55,059 --> 00:17:57,180 That's not why I brought you two up here. 336 00:18:02,069 --> 00:18:04,190 Oh, I really blew it. 337 00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:06,099 All I wanted to do was spend time with you 338 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,210 before you went off to college. 339 00:18:10,099 --> 00:18:14,019 You know, there's a better way of doing it, Uncle Phil. 340 00:18:14,039 --> 00:18:17,130 Perhaps a matinee and a box of Raisinets. 341 00:18:19,059 --> 00:18:22,180 Raisinets? I hate Raisinets. 342 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,119 Could we get some Goobers? 343 00:18:26,250 --> 00:18:29,269 It's not the same. 344 00:18:29,289 --> 00:18:34,190 Some of the best memories of my life are camping with my father. 345 00:18:35,269 --> 00:18:38,019 He taught me how to hunt and fish 346 00:18:38,039 --> 00:18:41,000 how to pitch a tent. 347 00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:43,289 I'm guessing he didn't teach you how to use a compass. 348 00:18:52,289 --> 00:18:55,210 [sighs] Now that he's gone.. 349 00:18:56,279 --> 00:18:58,130 ...I really miss him. 350 00:19:00,279 --> 00:19:03,130 I really appreciate what we had together. 351 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,109 He was quite a man. 352 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,259 I learned so much from him. 353 00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:14,079 [wind whistling] 354 00:19:14,099 --> 00:19:16,089 Yeah, that's decent, Uncle Phil. 355 00:19:16,109 --> 00:19:19,019 At least you had somebody to teach you stuff, you know? 356 00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:21,059 I had to learn everything on my own. 357 00:19:21,079 --> 00:19:25,029 I mean, my mom was working all the time and everything. 358 00:19:25,049 --> 00:19:27,160 Like, I-I always wanted to roller skate 359 00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:29,140 but, you know, I didn't even really know how to do it. 360 00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:33,150 So, I used to put on one skate and push with the other foot. 361 00:19:35,059 --> 00:19:37,039 It never seemed like I could be fast enough 362 00:19:37,059 --> 00:19:40,140 to keep up with the other kids, though. 363 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,240 You know, actually that's how I felt when I came to Bel-Air 364 00:19:42,259 --> 00:19:46,130 you know, like everybody had two skates 365 00:19:46,150 --> 00:19:48,269 and I was trying to keep up with one. 366 00:19:51,160 --> 00:19:53,160 Um.. 367 00:19:53,180 --> 00:19:55,210 Thanks for my other skate, Uncle Phil. 368 00:19:58,089 --> 00:19:59,240 [dramatic music] 369 00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:04,049 For a long time, it gave me nightmares. 370 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,019 Having to witness an injustice like that.. 371 00:20:11,029 --> 00:20:12,200 ...it was a constant reminder 372 00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:15,000 of how unfair this world can be. 373 00:20:17,150 --> 00:20:20,140 I can still hear them taunting him. 374 00:20:22,029 --> 00:20:25,009 "Silly rabbit. Trix are for kids." 375 00:20:35,230 --> 00:20:39,039 How come they just couldn't give him some cereal? 376 00:20:46,269 --> 00:20:49,200 Oh, you guys, wake up, wake up! 377 00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:51,059 Oh, man. 378 00:20:54,009 --> 00:20:57,210 Oh. We made it. We made it. Uncle Phil, wake up! 379 00:20:57,230 --> 00:21:00,190 Vivian, Vivian, I'm not a machine! 380 00:21:07,269 --> 00:21:10,119 - Come on, dad, it's morning. - Oh.. 381 00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:12,170 You know, it stopped snowing. Come on. 382 00:21:12,190 --> 00:21:15,089 Let's get the hell out of here and find a Denny's. 383 00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:19,140 Uncle Phil, if I ever agree to go camping with you all 384 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:22,279 just hold my head underwater till I stop struggling. 385 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,019 [indistinct chatter] 386 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:32,190 Whoa. Whoa. What's happening? 387 00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:34,119 Right this way, guys. Right this way. 388 00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:37,059 Come right over here. Right over here. 389 00:21:37,079 --> 00:21:40,140 Hey, guys, listen. I'm Ed Barker from station KCBE. 390 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:43,079 Congratulations, guys. You did it. 391 00:21:43,099 --> 00:21:44,180 - W-we did? - That's right. 392 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,190 Now what are your names? 393 00:21:45,210 --> 00:21:47,240 W-well, I'm innocent Will 394 00:21:47,259 --> 00:21:50,150 a-and this is Uncle Phil, attorney-at-law 395 00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:52,029 and this is little Carlton. 396 00:21:52,049 --> 00:21:55,130 H-he's trying to find his way back to the circus. 397 00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:57,259 - What did we do? - A-and was it legal? 398 00:21:57,279 --> 00:21:59,180 Hey, yo, homie, we was gonna give the money back, man. 399 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,009 - But my uncle-- - Give it back? 400 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,140 It's yours to keep. 401 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:08,029 See, you just found the last clue in the KCBE scavenger hunt. 402 00:22:08,049 --> 00:22:09,269 You found the prize money! 403 00:22:09,289 --> 00:22:12,000 [cheering] 404 00:22:13,069 --> 00:22:14,279 Well, now, tell me something, guys. 405 00:22:15,009 --> 00:22:18,269 How does it feel to be rich? 406 00:22:18,289 --> 00:22:23,140 It's terrible. Uncle Backdraft made us burn it. 407 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,089 You burned $50,000? 408 00:22:26,109 --> 00:22:28,269 50,000? 409 00:22:28,289 --> 00:22:31,059 You said it was 25. 410 00:22:32,109 --> 00:22:35,259 Oh. I must have miscounted. 411 00:22:35,279 --> 00:22:37,059 Ah, well. 412 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,109 [instrumental music] 413 00:22:47,259 --> 00:22:49,230 He taught me how to hunt, how to fish 414 00:22:49,250 --> 00:22:51,140 how to pinch a tent. 415 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,069 [snickering] 416 00:22:53,089 --> 00:22:54,230 You know, you pinch, you got to pinch it right down there. 417 00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:58,140 Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 418 00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:01,259 You know, right by the pole where they put it up. 419 00:23:01,279 --> 00:23:04,130 [indistinct chatter] 420 00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:06,099 How to pinch a tent? 421 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:07,279 Come here, you cute little tent. 422 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,119 I'm gonna pinch you. You's a cute little tent.