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[instrumental music]

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(Jazz)
'What's up, Prince?'

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Uh, me and Carlton
are just checkin' out these

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college brochures.

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I've already set
my sights on Princeton.

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It has a balanced curriculum
with the largest repository

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of classical literature.

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Yeah, well, I got my sights
set on this school.

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With the largest
repository of girls

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with the big ol' butts.
Oh, yeah!

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Which reminds me,
I brought your CD player
back.

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See, Jazz, now, this is not
my CD player, see?

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'Cause my CD player has
the wires on the inside.

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I'm sorry, man.

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How can I make it up to you?

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Jazz, how about paying for it?

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Why would I want to buy
a broken CD player?

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[theme song]

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♪ Now this is a story
all about how ♪

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♪ My life got flipped
turned upside down ♪

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♪ And I'd like to take a minute
just sit right there ♪

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♪ I'll tell you
how I became the prince ♪

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♪ Of a town called Bel Air ♪

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[instrumental music]

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♪ In west Philadelphia
born and raised ♪

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♪ On the playground is where
I spent most of my days ♪

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♪ Chillin' out maxin'
relaxin' all cool ♪

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♪ And all shootin' some b-ball
outside of the school ♪

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♪ When a couple of guys
who were up to no good ♪

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♪ Started makin' trouble
in my neighborhood ♪

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♪ I got in one little fight and
my mom got scared and said ♪

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♪ You're movin' with your auntie
and uncle in Bel Air ♪

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♪ I whistled for a cab
and when it came near ♪

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♪ The license plate said fresh
and it had dice in the mirror ♪

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♪ If anything I can say
that this cab was rare ♪

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♪ But I thought Nah forget it
yo homes to Bel Air ♪

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♪ I pulled up to the house
about seven or eight ♪

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♪ And I yelled to the cabbie
yo homes smell you later ♪

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♪ I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there ♪

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♪ To sit on my throne
as the Prince of Bel Air ♪♪

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[music continues]

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- Hey, Aunt Viv.
- Hi, guy.

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- Hey, judge.
- Oh. Now, Will, please.

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I haven't even announced
that I'm running.

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I don't think you'd have
to announce it, Mr. Banks.

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If you ran,
we'd hear you comin'.

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I'm running for
superior court judge.

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He still could use
the exercise.

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Will, Carlton.

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I want you guys to be on
your best behavior tomorrow

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and look presentable.

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It's navy blue jacket,
gray slacks, power tie.

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Whoa, Uncle Phil, y-you sure

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you wouldn't want Carlton
to wear Aunt Viv's apron?

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No.

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Oh, Jazz, uh

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I need you to bring over
my blue jacket.

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Don't worry, man,
I'll have it back to you

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first thing tomorrow morning.

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You won't even be able
to tell I wore it.

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Jazz, what did you do
to my jacket?

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Hey, you told me
to get it cleaned

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so I washed it.

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I don't believe you, man.
First, my CD player, now this.

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You make a doorknob
look smart, man.

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No need to get testy.

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At least I got out
all the A-1 sauce.

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Whoa, hold up.

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"Underdog's"on.

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Excuse me,
but I'm watching "The
Eagles."

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Well, excuse me,
but you once preferred

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"The whimsy of a Yogi
and a Boo Boo."

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Will, I hardly know you.

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Will, put on your jacket.

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We're leaving for the press
luncheon in ten minutes.

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Hey, have you been undressing
my Teddy Ruxpin again?

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Vivian, you look so sexy.

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Thank you, sweetheart.

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Now, go upstairs and change.

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What, don't you wanna
project the right image?

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Hey, I'm happy that
this fits over my belly.

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Which reminds me, I'm hungry.

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Daddy, I am a young adult
and I have my rights.

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If you force me
to wear this, I'll..

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I'll hold my breath
until my face turns blue.

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Ashley, you're 13 years old,
you'll do what I say.

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But that's not fair.

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- Call a cop.
- Mommy!

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Well, I'm ready.

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I've been waiting all my life
to hear you say that.

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I meant I'm ready
for the press conference.

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You know, sometimes I lose sight
of why I want to be a judge

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then you open your mouth
and it all comes flooding back.

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Thank you.

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See, Will, I inspire him.

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No, no, not, Jazz..
Not now, Jazz.

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Oh, no, no, you're on
the one-yard line.

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Fumble? Oh, Herschel,
pick it up!

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Well, it's painfully obvious
that my presence

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is no longer required.

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Here, Carlton.

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Eventually you'll grow into it.

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Ahem, excuse me, sir.

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But how's your day
been going so far?

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Well, wonderful,
Geoffrey, thank you.

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Well, down the toilet it
goes.

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Judge Robertson,
what are you doing here, sir?

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Philip, it's good
to see you again, my boy.

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How long has it been
10, 15 years, hmm?

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We just had dinner
a few weeks ago, sir.

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- We did?
- Mm-hmm.

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Did I leave here
with my pants on?

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- Yes.
- Oh, thank God.

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[laughing]

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Well, that means
you must throw a lousy party.

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[laughs]

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But enough about you, Philip.

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Look, Philip, you gotta help me.

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You're the only one I can trust.

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I just heard that they found
someone to run against me.

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Judge, we discussed
that over dinner.

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I'm running against you.

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What?

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How dare you!

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Get out of my house!

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Out!

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Lionel, show him the door!

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[upbeat music]

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Go, go, go! Ahh!
Touchdown!

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♪ Ahh ahh ♪♪

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- Uhh, uhh, uhh!
- Will, Will!

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Put that thing away.

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Oh, Uncle Phil,
they just tied it up.

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- I don't care.
- Mr. Banks.

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Yes.

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This way.

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

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And welcome to this afternoon's
press conference.

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It is my pleasure
to introduce to you

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Mr. Philip Banks.

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[applause]

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Good afternoon, ladies
and gentlemen of the press.

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And thank you very much
for coming.

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I'd like to take
this opportunity

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to formally announce
my candidacy

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for the office
of superior court judge.

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Thank you.

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I plan on restoring faith

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in the judicial system.

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And I ask you do you really want

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six more years of the same tired
plea-bargaining?

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Yes! Yes!

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What?

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Judge Robertson has been
in office six straight terms.

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How do you intend
to break that streak?

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Uh, by focusing on the issues
and not personality.

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Once the voters see
where I stand

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I'm sure
I'll win this election.

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Oh, you idiot!

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You don't even deserve
to sit on the bench!

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What?

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Oh, Judge Robertson.

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(Vivian)
'I didn't know he had kids.'

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He doesn't,
and that's not his wife.

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And am I crazy, or does he look
ten years younger?

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That's unbelievable.

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[sniffs]
Is that brisket I smell?

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[both laugh]

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- Lovely family.
- Thank you.

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- Who are they?
- Rented.

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Judge Robertson,
how does it feel

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to be running against
your own student?

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Philip Banks is a gentleman

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and one of the smartest
students I ever had.

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A man who would bring honor
to the bench.

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Don't get me wrong.

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I want the job.

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But I can't think
of another person

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that I wouldn't mind losing to

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but this man here.

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I love you, my son.

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What a guy!

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Yeah, Mr. Banks,
what's your response?

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Uh..

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Um..

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Oh, excuse me.

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Mr. Banks, we're looking
for your nephew

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a William Smith?

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Oh, my God.

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It's over! It's all over!

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Are you Will Smith?

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Uh.. No, Rahim Shabazz,
Muslim activist.

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Salaam-Alaikum.

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Will, what's wrong?

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You're under arrest

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Shabazz.

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[dramatic music]

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[instrumental music]

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Sit down, Smith.

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Oh, oh, okay.

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It's like that, right?
Alright, that's cool.

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I'mma sit down,
I'mma sit down.

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Alright?
I'm sittin' down right here.

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And you think that
just 'cause you got that badge

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and all your tough cop
friends walkin' around

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and your cute little
walkie-talkie

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that you can talk to folks

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any old way you wanna do it.

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Well, I tell you right now

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if you ain't have
all that stuff we'd be squawkin'

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a different language
up in here right now.

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What are you trying to say?

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Shh, pshhh..

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I think I made myself real clear

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when I said what I just said.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I guess you did.

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Mr. Officer,
your stuff fell off.

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And-and hip-hop cop.

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Blue looks,
looks nice on you, too.

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Match that big blue vein

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throbbing
in your neck right now.

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I'm Philip Banks,
the boy's attorney.

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I'd like to speak
to my nephew alone, please.

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What's up now, tough guy?

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No problem, sir.

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That's right.

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I guess we told him,
right, Uncle Phil?

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Sit down.

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Sure.

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Will, how could you get

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$2000 worth
of parking tickets

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when I told you to get rid of
that car months ago?

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Actually, I did get rid of it.

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See, I gave it to a friend.

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Look, I swear to you,
Uncle Phil

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there ain't no way
I got them parking tickets.

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Look at the print out,
huh? Read..

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"Snuffy's Chicken Shack."

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"Big Ben's Barbecue."

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"Alice's All-nude Revue."

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What do you call this?

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One hell of a Friday night.

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Can I, can I see that,
Uncle Phil?

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Wait a minute.

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Uncle Phil, these are
all Jazz's hangouts.

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He must have gotten
all these parking tickets.

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I'm serious,
I'm going to kill him!

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How could he go to Alice's
All-nude Revue without me?

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Well, hello, Philip,
my boy. Welcome to City Hall.

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Thank you.

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Will, wait in the car,
and don't even

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touch the steering wheel.

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Yes, sir.

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Hey, judge, judge, check it,
judge, check it out.

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Look, brother ran into
a little misfortune, right?

257
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I got, like, two grand
worth of parking tickets.

258
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:56,289
I was just wondering,
I don't know.

259
00:11:57,009 --> 00:11:58,039
Maybe you might be able to
do

260
00:11:58,059 --> 00:11:59,220
a little something for me?

261
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,059
I thought he was
selling condoms.

262
00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,000
I, uh, apologize
for my nephew, judge.

263
00:12:15,019 --> 00:12:16,059
And I hope this little incident

264
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,159
didn't cause
any undue embarrassment.

265
00:12:17,179 --> 00:12:19,090
I mean, the press
is gonna have a field day.

266
00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:21,250
Well, I certainly hope so.
This is just the beginning.

267
00:12:21,269 --> 00:12:24,259
You know, I was browsing through
the police files and bingo!

268
00:12:24,279 --> 00:12:26,200
Up pops your nephew's name.

269
00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:29,059
Parking tickets up the yin-yang.

270
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:32,009
So I busted his bony butt.

271
00:12:32,029 --> 00:12:33,110
Pretty good, huh?

272
00:12:33,129 --> 00:12:34,210
Excuse me?

273
00:12:34,230 --> 00:12:36,149
Oh, wake up, knucklehead.

274
00:12:36,169 --> 00:12:38,009
You're in the big leagues
now.

275
00:12:38,029 --> 00:12:40,259
I maybe old, I maybe senile

276
00:12:40,279 --> 00:12:42,149
and I haven't been
able to find my car

277
00:12:42,169 --> 00:12:43,220
for the past half hour

278
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,149
but I can beat your butt

279
00:12:45,169 --> 00:12:48,070
in a political campaign any day.

280
00:12:48,090 --> 00:12:50,029
You're dead meat, Tiny.

281
00:12:50,049 --> 00:12:51,269
[laughs]

282
00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:02,279
[instrumental music]

283
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,039
[clamoring]

284
00:13:07,279 --> 00:13:11,059
I always knew Will would be
the downfall of this family

285
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:14,009
but no one ever
listens to me.

286
00:13:14,029 --> 00:13:16,000
What, honey, I'm sorry,
I wasn't listening.

287
00:13:17,070 --> 00:13:19,009
I can't believe this.

288
00:13:19,029 --> 00:13:20,100
Will being arrested means

289
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,169
we're all going to be
investigated.

290
00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:26,009
I mean, this is how they
knocked off Imelda Marcos.

291
00:13:26,029 --> 00:13:28,210
I'll just die
if they touch my shoes.

292
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:34,029
I'd die if you
made your own bed.

293
00:13:35,009 --> 00:13:37,230
Get off me, man,
just get off me.

294
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,269
Thank you, thank you,
thank you!

295
00:13:38,289 --> 00:13:40,240
- Thank you.
- Will!

296
00:13:40,259 --> 00:13:43,230
Oh, I'm so glad you're home.

297
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:46,289
Carlton said you were
probably doing 5 to 10 by
now.

298
00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:49,289
Are you alright, sweetheart?

299
00:13:50,009 --> 00:13:51,039
Yeah, I'm fine, Aunt Viv.

300
00:13:51,059 --> 00:13:52,169
Well, good, now I can
break your legs.

301
00:13:52,190 --> 00:13:54,279
Vivian, Vivian,
I'll handle this.

302
00:13:55,009 --> 00:13:56,190
Now, we've to make
a statement for the press.

303
00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:59,100
So, uh-uh, put on an apron,
grab the cookie jar.

304
00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,039
Forget it!

305
00:14:01,059 --> 00:14:04,000
And I ate all the cookies
before lunch.

306
00:14:04,019 --> 00:14:07,139
Okay, okay, then we'll have
to grab the cutest kid.

307
00:14:07,159 --> 00:14:08,279
Mm. Ah!

308
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000
Ashley, you'll do,
come on, smile, sweetheart.

309
00:14:11,019 --> 00:14:12,169
Let's go, Vivian, come on.

310
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,279
Okay.

311
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,019
[indistinct chatter]

312
00:14:17,039 --> 00:14:18,230
Man, this has been
the worst day of my life

313
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:20,029
and soon as I see Jazz

314
00:14:20,049 --> 00:14:21,190
I'mma make it
the worst day of his.

315
00:14:21,210 --> 00:14:23,129
Will, you seem embittered.

316
00:14:23,149 --> 00:14:25,110
Jail will do that to a man.

317
00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:26,220
Now, that you've done hard time

318
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,029
a book may be in order.

319
00:14:28,049 --> 00:14:30,009
Criminals sell,
I can sell criminals.

320
00:14:30,029 --> 00:14:31,220
You're a criminal.

321
00:14:33,009 --> 00:14:35,000
Really, a-and you're too
short

322
00:14:35,019 --> 00:14:37,019
to ride the teacup ride
at Disneyland.

323
00:14:39,039 --> 00:14:40,110
Wassup, Will?

324
00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,259
Man, what's with
all the reporters?

325
00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:44,129
I ain't seen no chalk
outlines or nothing.

326
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:49,149
That's 'cause I didn't
murder you yet.

327
00:14:49,169 --> 00:14:52,049
What's got your BVDs
in a bunch?

328
00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:53,279
Well, for starters,
you ruined the most

329
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,200
important day
in my uncle's life.

330
00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:59,110
Haagen dazs opened in Bel Air?

331
00:14:59,129 --> 00:15:01,110
Jazz, I trusted you
with my ride over the summer

332
00:15:01,129 --> 00:15:03,220
and you got $2000 worth
of parking tickets.

333
00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,210
And you didn't even tell me.

334
00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:06,250
You're right.

335
00:15:06,269 --> 00:15:09,049
I should've told you.

336
00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:12,269
Will, I got $2000 worth
of parking tickets.

337
00:15:12,289 --> 00:15:15,169
Well, what do you plan
to do about that, Jazz?

338
00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:17,279
I'll take care of it, man,
I promise.

339
00:15:20,110 --> 00:15:22,289
Can I borrow $2000?

340
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:25,269
This is not a joke, man,
I trusted you, Jazz.

341
00:15:25,289 --> 00:15:28,240
I trusted you, and you
got me tossed into jail.

342
00:15:28,259 --> 00:15:30,269
Friends don't do that
to each other, man.

343
00:15:30,289 --> 00:15:32,259
I mean, friends are supposed
to be there for each other.

344
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:35,059
Friends aren't supposed
to set you up to take a fall.

345
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,220
And most importantly,
friends are supposed

346
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:39,070
to be honest with each other.

347
00:15:39,090 --> 00:15:42,029
And you obviously
don't fit that mold.

348
00:15:42,049 --> 00:15:43,090
So, from this point on,
you can consider

349
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,169
our friendship over.

350
00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:45,289
You're no longer
welcome in this house

351
00:15:46,009 --> 00:15:47,129
and I'd appreciate it
if you just got

352
00:15:47,149 --> 00:15:50,080
the hell out of my crib.

353
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,210
Ain't..

354
00:15:51,230 --> 00:15:54,220
A-ain't you gonna
even bother to throw me out?

355
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,269
You're not worth it, man.

356
00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:04,019
[instrumental music]

357
00:16:08,029 --> 00:16:10,210
- Hey, guys.
- Hey, Will.

358
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:13,269
Hey, G, you want to
go watch some"Underdog?"

359
00:16:13,289 --> 00:16:16,100
Why? Do I look like a moron?

360
00:16:18,059 --> 00:16:21,090
[telephone ringing]

361
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,190
Banks' residence.

362
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:27,029
G, look, if that's Jazz

363
00:16:27,049 --> 00:16:28,169
tell him I do not
wanna talk to him.

364
00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:29,269
It's for me.

365
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,230
It's my accountant.

366
00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,090
So what are you wearing?

367
00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:41,269
Hey, Carlton, man

368
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,179
how about we shoot down
to The Wing King, man?

369
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,029
And get a big bucket of
ribs?

370
00:16:45,049 --> 00:16:47,120
Do I look like Jimmie Walker?

371
00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:50,210
Forget you then, man.

372
00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:53,190
Hey, hey, hey, Ashley.

373
00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:55,100
Hey, look, I just got
the new video boxing.

374
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,169
- Come on, you wanna play?
- Sorry, homey.

375
00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:58,289
Homework.

376
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,039
- Hey, Hil, you want to--
- No, Will

377
00:17:03,059 --> 00:17:05,079
I don't want ribs,
I don't want to wax your
ride

378
00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:07,220
and I don't even
know what a chumpie is.

379
00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:13,069
Okay, alright.

380
00:17:13,089 --> 00:17:14,190
It's like that, right,
it's like that.

381
00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:16,250
Y'all goin' to flee me
like that, right?

382
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:19,220
My suggestion to you
my despondent, desperate

383
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,180
and ne'er-do-well cousin
is to make amends

384
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,170
with your partner
in delinquency.

385
00:17:24,269 --> 00:17:26,000
What?

386
00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:29,000
Call him, Will.

387
00:17:29,019 --> 00:17:30,210
I'm sure Jazz is sorry.

388
00:17:30,230 --> 00:17:33,289
Why should I call him
after what he did to me?

389
00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:36,000
You-you know, forget it,
I don't need him.

390
00:17:36,019 --> 00:17:38,009
I don't need you,
I don't, I don't need nobody.

391
00:17:39,130 --> 00:17:43,200
♪ Everybody loves somebody ♪

392
00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:47,279
♪ Sometime ♪

393
00:17:48,009 --> 00:17:51,170
♪ Everybody needs someone ♪

394
00:17:51,190 --> 00:17:55,160
♪ It's true ♪

395
00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:58,009
♪ Everybody loves ♪

396
00:17:58,029 --> 00:18:03,049
♪ Somebody sometime ♪

397
00:18:03,069 --> 00:18:05,210
♪ Everybody falls in love ♪

398
00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:08,210
♪ Somehow ♪

399
00:18:08,230 --> 00:18:11,259
♪ Something in your kiss ♪

400
00:18:11,279 --> 00:18:14,160
♪ Just told me ♪

401
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:17,210
♪ My sometime ♪

402
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:20,259
♪ Is now ♪

403
00:18:20,279 --> 00:18:26,279
♪ Everybody finds somebody
someplace ♪

404
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:32,200
♪ There's no tellin'
where love may appear ♪

405
00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:35,230
♪ Something in my heart ♪

406
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:38,160
♪ Keeps sayin' ♪

407
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:41,210
♪ My someplace ♪

408
00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:45,000
♪ Is here ♪

409
00:18:45,019 --> 00:18:50,180
♪ If I had it in my power ♪

410
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,230
[instrumental music]

411
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,109
I just want to get up
to my room, Uncle Phil.

412
00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:07,180
Brother don't want no trouble.

413
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,289
It's alright, Will,
I'm not mad anymore.

414
00:19:11,009 --> 00:19:12,039
Oh, my God, Philip,
look at this.

415
00:19:12,059 --> 00:19:14,089
- What?
- It's all in the paper.

416
00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:15,180
They got a picture
of me throwing

417
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:17,190
a reporter in the pool.

418
00:19:17,210 --> 00:19:22,009
Oh, what a wonderful way
to start my campaign.

419
00:19:22,029 --> 00:19:24,009
My nephew gets arrested.

420
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:25,279
My wife looks like..

421
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,240
...you look wonderful,
sweetheart.

422
00:19:30,059 --> 00:19:31,140
I don't know.

423
00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:34,220
Actually, Aunt Viv,
you got a kind of a

424
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:39,160
homicidal sumo wrestler
thing going, raahhr!

425
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,279
Oh, but you workin' it, girl.

426
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,039
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

427
00:19:46,059 --> 00:19:47,200
What are you doin' here?

428
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,289
I was out
for my morning constitutional

429
00:19:50,009 --> 00:19:53,029
and I must've walked
farther than I thought.

430
00:19:53,049 --> 00:19:54,099
'But since I'm here'

431
00:19:54,119 --> 00:19:55,289
bean pie for all.

432
00:19:56,009 --> 00:19:59,029
You know,
just my way of saying..

433
00:19:59,049 --> 00:20:00,019
...you know.

434
00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:02,079
Oh, that's very nice, Jazz.

435
00:20:02,099 --> 00:20:04,109
Thank you, Jazz.

436
00:20:04,130 --> 00:20:06,119
I guess you two wanna be alone.

437
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,000
I don't get it, Philip,
why did he give us a bean pie?

438
00:20:11,019 --> 00:20:13,099
What am I, Freud?
Grab a fork, Vivian.

439
00:20:16,170 --> 00:20:18,190
Well..

440
00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:20,049
...I guess I ought to be going.

441
00:20:20,069 --> 00:20:23,079
You probably got college
applications to fill out.

442
00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:29,049
Yeah, actually, I do.

443
00:20:29,069 --> 00:20:31,089
You probably want to hang out
with educated people

444
00:20:31,109 --> 00:20:33,160
who drink their
malt liquor in a glass.

445
00:20:35,039 --> 00:20:37,019
What are you
talkin' about, Jazz?

446
00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:38,160
Face it, Will,
you're gonna go off

447
00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:40,009
to college to be somebody

448
00:20:40,029 --> 00:20:42,190
and I'm gonna be stuck here
living foot to mouth.

449
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:49,099
I think you mean
hand to mouth, Jazz.

450
00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:52,089
Don't try to impress me
with your fancy education.

451
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,069
You're gonna go off next year
to some big old college

452
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:59,059
and I'll be sitting here by the
phone waiting for you to call.

453
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:03,170
You're not making
any sense, Jazz.

454
00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:05,210
You used to think
that was cute.

455
00:21:08,279 --> 00:21:10,220
Oh, wha..

456
00:21:10,240 --> 00:21:11,220
Oh, wait a minute.

457
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,069
You mean this
whole thing is about

458
00:21:13,089 --> 00:21:15,160
me goin' off to college?

459
00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:17,099
Oh, comes the dawn.

460
00:21:18,170 --> 00:21:21,180
My mother told me
you was no good.

461
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,170
I knew I should've
listened to her.

462
00:21:24,190 --> 00:21:27,279
See, I promised myself
I wasn't gonna cry.

463
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:34,099
- Look, come on, Jazz.
- Get your hands off of me.

464
00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:37,250
I'm not a faucet to be turned
on and off at your whim.

465
00:21:37,269 --> 00:21:39,119
I have emotions.

466
00:21:41,269 --> 00:21:45,170
Jazz, come.. Yes, it's true that
I'm goin' off to college, man.

467
00:21:45,190 --> 00:21:48,130
But come on,
you're like family to me.

468
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:52,170
Jazz, just 'cause somebody
moves away from the family

469
00:21:52,190 --> 00:21:54,039
that doesn't mean they break up.

470
00:21:54,059 --> 00:21:55,089
That just means, you know

471
00:21:55,109 --> 00:21:56,130
the family has to work
harder

472
00:21:56,150 --> 00:21:58,029
to stay together.

473
00:21:58,049 --> 00:21:59,250
You understand what I'm saying?

474
00:22:06,009 --> 00:22:07,049
No.

475
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,130
But at least you talking to me.

476
00:22:10,150 --> 00:22:12,250
Come on, Jazz, you know
you're always gonna be my homey.

477
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,190
- Psssh..
- Psssh..

478
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:17,089
Why didn't you say that
in the first place?

479
00:22:17,109 --> 00:22:19,240
I did say that, why don't
you
clean out your ears?

480
00:22:19,259 --> 00:22:22,190
Now, I knowyouain't
talkin' about nobody's ears.

481
00:22:22,210 --> 00:22:24,049
Hey, come on, man

482
00:22:24,069 --> 00:22:25,180
let's jet down to the mall
and pick up some chumpies.

483
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:29,200
Will, could you do
one thing for me?

484
00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:32,160
You know,
just for old times' sake?

485
00:22:34,289 --> 00:22:36,119
Sure, no problem, man.

486
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,059
Aah!

487
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:48,099
Jazz, I trusted you

488
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:49,130
with my ride over the summer
and you

489
00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:50,230
got me tossed, blah [bleep].

490
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:52,029
I mean, shoot.

491
00:22:58,119 --> 00:23:00,009
I said shoot, mom!

492
00:23:02,170 --> 00:23:04,279
I raised my boy better than
that!

493
00:23:06,059 --> 00:23:07,230
Oh, God!

494
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,180
[instrumental music]