1 00:00:01,199 --> 00:00:04,059 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:06,110 --> 00:00:08,140 These kids have got to be more sensitive to these bills. 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:12,070 I mean, look at them, they're...out of sight. 4 00:00:12,089 --> 00:00:14,000 Philip, stop looking at my chest. 5 00:00:14,019 --> 00:00:15,189 I'm sorry, honey. 6 00:00:15,210 --> 00:00:17,289 It's just that ever since you've been pregnant.. 7 00:00:18,010 --> 00:00:20,289 ...they're back. 8 00:00:21,010 --> 00:00:23,239 Is that all I am to you, as a bustline? 9 00:00:25,269 --> 00:00:27,289 I'm sorry. Did you say something, honey? 10 00:00:30,190 --> 00:00:32,070 - Hey, morning, y'all. - Hey, baby. 11 00:00:32,090 --> 00:00:33,259 Hey, check this out, Aunt Viv. 12 00:00:35,060 --> 00:00:36,060 [laughing] 13 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:37,189 What are you doing? 14 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:39,280 No, I-I learned in biology class that 15 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,079 you know, babies can respond to music 16 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:42,200 while they still in the womb. 17 00:00:42,219 --> 00:00:44,100 You know, like when you was carrying Carlton 18 00:00:44,119 --> 00:00:46,049 you kept listening to "It's a Small World After All?" 19 00:00:46,070 --> 00:00:47,100 Oh. 20 00:00:47,119 --> 00:00:49,039 Oh, the baby's kicking. Who's that singing? 21 00:00:49,060 --> 00:00:51,179 Just a little Heavy D for Heavy V. 22 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:54,289 Will, it's bad enough you have an influence on Ashley. 23 00:00:55,009 --> 00:00:56,149 Hands off the fetus. 24 00:00:58,030 --> 00:00:59,149 Alright, look, well, come on, look, we-we.. 25 00:00:59,170 --> 00:01:01,060 Can we at least make the kid be righteous? 26 00:01:01,079 --> 00:01:03,259 You know, like let him have an African name like, uh.. 27 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,159 ...Brother Outaphilia. 28 00:01:07,010 --> 00:01:09,219 Oh, oh, hey, check it out, I got him a gift. 29 00:01:13,109 --> 00:01:14,280 Little itty-bitty X cap. 30 00:01:16,079 --> 00:01:18,269 Little teeny-weeny Doc Martens. 31 00:01:18,289 --> 00:01:21,090 Too cool for pre-school, right? 32 00:01:21,109 --> 00:01:24,250 Will, honey, why all this sudden interest in the baby? 33 00:01:24,269 --> 00:01:26,159 Well, I mean.. 34 00:01:26,180 --> 00:01:28,269 ...I've been able to save Ashley, but.. 35 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:31,049 ...as far as your other two kids 36 00:01:31,069 --> 00:01:33,229 let's just say they a couple of wings short of a bucket. 37 00:01:35,030 --> 00:01:37,159 Just one minute, there is nothing wrong 38 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:38,289 with Hilary and Carlton. 39 00:01:39,009 --> 00:01:40,170 Daddy, how do you expect me to support myself 40 00:01:40,189 --> 00:01:44,170 if you don't increase your credit card limit. 41 00:01:44,189 --> 00:01:48,229 Dad, I decided to throw caution to the wind. 42 00:01:48,250 --> 00:01:50,180 V-neck! 43 00:01:52,140 --> 00:01:55,120 Coincidence? I think not. 44 00:01:56,079 --> 00:01:57,229 Allow me. 45 00:02:00,129 --> 00:02:02,019 ♪ Now this is a story ♪ 46 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:05,170 ♪ All about how my life got flipped turned upside-down ♪ 47 00:02:05,189 --> 00:02:07,219 ♪ And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there ♪ 48 00:02:07,239 --> 00:02:09,210 ♪ I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town ♪ 49 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:11,080 ♪ Called Bel-Air ♪ 50 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:22,069 ♪ In West Philadelphia born and raised ♪ 51 00:02:22,090 --> 00:02:24,270 ♪ On the playground is where I spent most of my days ♪ 52 00:02:24,289 --> 00:02:26,219 ♪ Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool ♪ 53 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:29,120 ♪ And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school ♪ 54 00:02:29,139 --> 00:02:32,030 ♪ When a couple of guys who were up to no good ♪ 55 00:02:32,050 --> 00:02:33,289 ♪ Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood ♪ 56 00:02:34,009 --> 00:02:36,039 ♪ I got in one little fight and my mom got scared ♪ 57 00:02:36,060 --> 00:02:37,129 ♪ And said you're moving with your auntie ♪ 58 00:02:37,150 --> 00:02:39,090 ♪ And uncle in Bel-Air ♪ 59 00:02:39,110 --> 00:02:41,280 ♪ I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate ♪ 60 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,210 ♪ Said fresh and it had dice in the mirror ♪ 61 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:45,240 ♪ If anything I can say that this cab was rare ♪ 62 00:02:45,259 --> 00:02:49,280 ♪ But I thought nah forget it yo homes to Bel-Air ♪ 63 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,229 ♪ I pulled up to a house about seven or eight ♪ 64 00:02:52,250 --> 00:02:55,240 ♪ And I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell you later ♪ 65 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:58,039 ♪ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there ♪ 66 00:02:58,060 --> 00:03:00,259 ♪ To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪ 67 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,250 [instrumental music] 68 00:03:14,210 --> 00:03:16,170 Dad, I'd like to try something out on you. 69 00:03:16,189 --> 00:03:18,189 Carlton, please, do I have to sit through 70 00:03:18,210 --> 00:03:20,099 your Urkel impression again? 71 00:03:21,170 --> 00:03:23,129 Maybe later, but right now I've been reading 72 00:03:23,150 --> 00:03:24,180 this book on negotiating 73 00:03:24,199 --> 00:03:26,090 and I'd like to practice my technique. 74 00:03:26,110 --> 00:03:28,189 No. 75 00:03:28,210 --> 00:03:32,039 I'm gonna look you straight in the eye and ask you again. 76 00:03:35,180 --> 00:03:37,180 No, and get some Binaca. 77 00:03:40,079 --> 00:03:42,099 Come on, big guy, work with me. 78 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:45,199 I'd like a raise in my allowance. 79 00:03:46,270 --> 00:03:50,129 - Alright, how much? - $75,000. 80 00:03:50,150 --> 00:03:53,159 - Are you insane? - The book says start high. 81 00:03:53,180 --> 00:03:55,060 And obviously you are. 82 00:03:56,210 --> 00:03:59,189 - I'll give you $3 more a week. - Gee, thanks, dad. 83 00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:01,240 Now I can stop taking money from your wallet. 84 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:06,110 Sorry, Margo, I can't make the Neiman sale. 85 00:04:06,129 --> 00:04:08,159 No, now that I'm living on my own 86 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:11,060 I have to do my own grocery shopping. 87 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,259 I know. Okay, bye. 88 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,259 Hilary, honey, I'm really proud of you. 89 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:18,269 I don't think you've ever gone grocery shopping. 90 00:04:18,290 --> 00:04:21,040 Well, I guess it's time I spread my wings. 91 00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:22,240 [laughing] 92 00:04:38,050 --> 00:04:40,189 This is the last time I shop here for fruit. 93 00:04:43,139 --> 00:04:45,009 Oh, that's okay, daddy. You don't have to carry it. 94 00:04:45,029 --> 00:04:46,149 I'm a big girl. 95 00:04:55,069 --> 00:04:58,230 Let go, daddy. Do your own shopping. 96 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:00,069 Dad, if you'd put a bell around her neck 97 00:05:00,089 --> 00:05:01,259 we'd at least know when she was coming. 98 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:04,089 - Shut up, Carlton. - Okey-dokey. 99 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,230 Hilary, you're a 23-year-old woman 100 00:05:07,250 --> 00:05:09,170 living in your parents' pool house. 101 00:05:09,189 --> 00:05:11,079 You haven't had a job in over two months. 102 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:13,040 What do you have to say for yourself? 103 00:05:13,060 --> 00:05:14,240 I'm not pregnant. 104 00:05:16,110 --> 00:05:18,019 Honey.. 105 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,029 Sweetheart.. 106 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:22,279 I don't want to be too hard on you. 107 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:26,120 The hell I don't. Get a job. 108 00:05:26,139 --> 00:05:29,000 Why don't you just beat me with a wire hanger? 109 00:05:31,009 --> 00:05:32,180 Yo, yo, my posse, check it out. 110 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:34,180 In less than five minutes, yours truly 111 00:05:34,199 --> 00:05:36,040 is going to be on the 6:00 news. 112 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:38,090 And without handcuffs. 113 00:05:38,110 --> 00:05:42,060 What, they use the old choke hold? This I got to see. 114 00:05:42,079 --> 00:05:44,259 No, no, it was a peaceful protest. 115 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:46,139 Would even made Gandhi proud. 116 00:05:46,159 --> 00:05:49,250 You know, except we went out for burgers afterwards. 117 00:05:52,209 --> 00:05:54,069 Well, what were you protesting, Will? 118 00:05:54,090 --> 00:05:56,019 Well, you know, the city wants to tear down 119 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,240 the rec center on Pico, so a couple of us 120 00:05:57,259 --> 00:05:59,029 got together, started a petition. 121 00:05:59,050 --> 00:06:00,040 You know, we get enough signatures 122 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,139 we might be able to save it. 123 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,189 So, when did you become so socially conscious? 124 00:06:03,209 --> 00:06:05,040 Well, you know, I play ball down there 125 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:07,110 and-and plus it's good for the community. 126 00:06:09,209 --> 00:06:11,250 And there's also this girl down there on the swim team. 127 00:06:11,269 --> 00:06:14,050 She teaching me the breaststroke. 128 00:06:14,069 --> 00:06:16,209 Spish! Spish! 129 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:20,189 Come on, you guys, the news is starting. 130 00:06:20,209 --> 00:06:22,290 - 'Tear it down.' - 'Save the rec.' 131 00:06:23,009 --> 00:06:25,029 - 'Save the rec.' - 'Tear it down.' 132 00:06:25,050 --> 00:06:28,139 - 'Tear it down.' - 'Save the rec.' 133 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:31,250 I'm standing outside the LA Recreational Center 134 00:06:31,269 --> 00:06:33,129 on Pico Boulevard. 135 00:06:33,149 --> 00:06:37,149 The people you see behind me all have one thing in common. 136 00:06:37,170 --> 00:06:38,279 Yeah, polyester. 137 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,209 [laughing] 138 00:06:41,230 --> 00:06:45,209 Except for that guy holding the microphone. He's kind of cute. 139 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:47,100 I wonder why I've never seen him before. 140 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:49,000 Uh, probably 'cause this is the news 141 00:06:49,019 --> 00:06:50,240 and he's never been on "Studs." 142 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:55,209 Doesn't matter. He wouldn't be interested in me anyway. 143 00:06:55,230 --> 00:06:59,110 I have no job. I have no self-esteem. 144 00:06:59,129 --> 00:07:01,209 - I'm nobody. - Shut up! 145 00:07:03,139 --> 00:07:05,290 We're trying to hear the TV. 146 00:07:08,009 --> 00:07:10,110 This place is a magnet for urban decay. 147 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:12,160 I've been mugged here twice. 148 00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:15,089 I say tear the sucker down. 149 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,069 Of course, not everyone felt the same way. 150 00:07:21,089 --> 00:07:23,060 Aah, here we go, here we go. 151 00:07:23,079 --> 00:07:25,100 (man on TV) 'I'm for the rec center because that's where I do' 152 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:27,009 'most of my rec centering.' 153 00:07:27,029 --> 00:07:31,209 'And when I'm not down with R-E-C, I'm down with R-A-P.' 154 00:07:31,230 --> 00:07:34,120 ♪ When I got home late from the grocery store ♪ 155 00:07:34,139 --> 00:07:36,220 ♪ Mama said lock him out ♪ 156 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:38,259 ♪ Now I know why Pops had to go ♪ 157 00:07:38,279 --> 00:07:41,209 ♪ 'Cause Mama is way whacked out ♪ 158 00:07:41,230 --> 00:07:44,209 ♪ Mama is way whacked out ♪♪ 159 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:46,129 Ha-ha-ha-ha. 160 00:07:46,149 --> 00:07:48,040 Good luck, homey. 161 00:07:49,050 --> 00:07:50,220 I don't believe that mess. 162 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:52,069 You know, it's the same thing every time 163 00:07:52,090 --> 00:07:54,090 they interview a black person on TV. 164 00:07:54,110 --> 00:07:56,019 They either singing or dancing. 165 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:59,129 And they got curlers in their head or out of activator. 166 00:07:59,149 --> 00:08:01,199 You know, Will, that really makes you think. 167 00:08:03,009 --> 00:08:04,230 What's activator? 168 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,189 Come on, man, you saw that story. 169 00:08:06,209 --> 00:08:08,040 I mean, that ain't fair! 170 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:10,180 Life isn't fair, Will. 171 00:08:10,199 --> 00:08:13,089 I mean, was it fair when Bambi's mother died? 172 00:08:14,129 --> 00:08:16,069 Or is it fair that the coyote 173 00:08:16,089 --> 00:08:19,009 still can't catch the roadrunner? 174 00:08:19,029 --> 00:08:22,250 Or how about Roger Rabbit, how did he get a babe like that? 175 00:08:26,259 --> 00:08:30,000 You know, Carlton, you're right. Life isn't fair. 176 00:08:30,019 --> 00:08:32,080 Because if it was, then your legs wouldn't be 177 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:33,289 shorter than your arms. 178 00:08:41,210 --> 00:08:44,220 Hey, good morning. 179 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:46,139 Hi, Carla, any calls? 180 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:50,039 Just another lonely white woman wanting to sleep with you. 181 00:08:50,059 --> 00:08:52,100 Carla, that is very unprofessional. 182 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,279 Besides, how do you know she's white? 183 00:08:54,009 --> 00:08:56,070 She's my mother. 184 00:08:59,049 --> 00:09:01,090 Oh, forget it, Will, Trevor's not gonna be interested 185 00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:03,149 in some unemployed freeloader. 186 00:09:03,169 --> 00:09:05,049 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 187 00:09:05,070 --> 00:09:06,080 Now, come on, Hil, look. 188 00:09:06,100 --> 00:09:08,049 Your job is not your identity. 189 00:09:08,070 --> 00:09:10,009 I mean, you got a lot of other things going for you. 190 00:09:10,029 --> 00:09:11,129 Like what? 191 00:09:11,149 --> 00:09:14,110 Well, like the fact that you're.. 192 00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:16,049 Well, well, look, you know that you're, you're.. 193 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:20,159 Your hat always matches your shoes. 194 00:09:21,179 --> 00:09:24,139 Talk about missing the obvious. 195 00:09:24,159 --> 00:09:25,279 Thanks, Will. 196 00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:31,149 Um, excuse me, miss.. 197 00:09:31,169 --> 00:09:33,259 Uh, last night, this station did the crazy 198 00:09:33,279 --> 00:09:35,259 hatchet job on the rec center and I want to 199 00:09:35,279 --> 00:09:37,190 talk to somebody about it right now. 200 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,100 That would be our producer, Howard 201 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,179 but he doesn't talk to the viewing public. 202 00:09:42,169 --> 00:09:45,200 It causes his ulcer to bleed. 203 00:09:45,220 --> 00:09:49,049 Howard, there's someone here to see you. 204 00:09:49,070 --> 00:09:50,289 [laughing] 205 00:09:51,009 --> 00:09:53,169 - Thank you. - No, thank you. 206 00:09:54,230 --> 00:09:56,200 - Oh, God. There's Trevor. - What? 207 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:59,230 [whispering] 208 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,139 Oops! 209 00:10:04,190 --> 00:10:06,000 Um, I, I dropped my wallet. 210 00:10:06,019 --> 00:10:07,149 Could you get that for me, please? 211 00:10:07,169 --> 00:10:09,129 Look, if your horny friend wants to meet Trevor 212 00:10:09,149 --> 00:10:11,139 he's down the hall to the right. 213 00:10:14,049 --> 00:10:16,279 But you'll have to fight my mother for him. 214 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,029 Okay. 215 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:23,009 Somebody here to see me, Carla? 216 00:10:23,029 --> 00:10:26,029 An angry viewer. I'm going to lunch. 217 00:10:26,049 --> 00:10:27,279 See you tomorrow. 218 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,200 Uh, loo-look, kid, I've got an emergency here. 219 00:10:31,220 --> 00:10:33,110 I've got to find a new weather man. 220 00:10:33,129 --> 00:10:35,240 Whoa, whoa, whoa, look, I just need 30 seconds on the air 221 00:10:35,259 --> 00:10:39,029 to talk about why the rec center shouldn't be torn down. 222 00:10:39,049 --> 00:10:42,029 Ethnic is definitely a way to go. 223 00:10:42,049 --> 00:10:44,080 Yo, come on, man, look, this ain't about color. 224 00:10:44,100 --> 00:10:47,120 Look, I-I ain't just some young rapper trying to get on TV, man. 225 00:10:47,139 --> 00:10:49,110 Great legs. 226 00:10:51,090 --> 00:10:53,220 Thanks a lot, man. Hey, but, look, I ain't dancing either. 227 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:57,230 - Come on, this is serious. - Look, kid, I, I gotta run. 228 00:10:57,250 --> 00:11:00,070 Alright, look, I'll dance, just no tap, alright? 229 00:11:00,090 --> 00:11:01,279 Maybe Mike here can help you. 230 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,259 Look. Mike, I'm gonna cut to the chase. 231 00:11:04,279 --> 00:11:06,179 I need 30 seconds on the air to talk about 232 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:09,070 why the rec center shouldn't be torn down, can you help me? 233 00:11:09,090 --> 00:11:11,250 I'm 60 and I'm pushing a mail cart. 234 00:11:11,269 --> 00:11:13,259 Do I look like I can help you? 235 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:20,279 Excuse me. I'm Howard, the producer of News and Action. 236 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,090 - Could you do that again? - Do what? 237 00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:25,059 Stand like you were before on your toes. 238 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,159 Only this time I'd like you to point. 239 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:34,049 Incredible! 240 00:11:34,070 --> 00:11:36,179 How would you like to be a weather girl? 241 00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:39,029 Oh, I don't know the first thing about weather. 242 00:11:39,049 --> 00:11:41,289 Sure you do. What happens when it rains? 243 00:11:42,009 --> 00:11:44,059 You send Geoffrey out to get the car. 244 00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:47,179 Hey, yo, man, look, I don't appreciate 245 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:49,039 being played off like this, right? 246 00:11:49,059 --> 00:11:50,080 This is 'cause I'm black, right? 247 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,230 That's why you won't put me on the air. 248 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:53,080 Look, I'm on to your little scheme 249 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:57,080 and that one black anchor you got just ain't gonna cut it. 250 00:11:57,100 --> 00:12:00,240 That's why I'm making her our new weather girl. 251 00:12:00,259 --> 00:12:03,049 [screaming] 252 00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,230 I love a screamer. 253 00:12:07,019 --> 00:12:10,179 Oh, Will, this is all thanks to you. I owe you big time. 254 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:13,200 No, no, no. Hil, this is great. Now you can put me on the air. 255 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:16,159 Forget it. What experience do you have? 256 00:12:22,220 --> 00:12:24,190 [instrumental music] 257 00:12:26,029 --> 00:12:27,269 It's 'cause I'm black. That's what the thing is. 258 00:12:27,289 --> 00:12:29,259 Hey, hey, yo, I don't believe this. 259 00:12:29,279 --> 00:12:31,120 Hey, the news station won't let me 260 00:12:31,139 --> 00:12:33,120 come on to talk about the petition. 261 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:37,220 Will, Will, Will, Will, Will. 262 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,100 Haven't you learned anything 263 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:42,090 living with me the past two years? 264 00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:45,009 What, you mean, other than the words to Mandy? 265 00:12:45,029 --> 00:12:48,059 I'm talking about the art of negotiation. 266 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,279 And I'll be glad to share my wisdom with you. 267 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,100 No, no, no, no. 268 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,159 Last time you shared something with me 269 00:12:53,179 --> 00:12:55,279 I was on antibiotics for two weeks. 270 00:12:57,179 --> 00:12:58,220 Hi, boys. 271 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:00,120 Hey, what's going on, Uncle Phil? 272 00:13:00,139 --> 00:13:04,070 So, Will. Have any luck down at the news station? 273 00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:05,279 No, Uncle Phil. It was kind of weird, too. 274 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 It was like no matter how much sense I was making 275 00:13:08,019 --> 00:13:09,169 the dude wouldn't listen. 276 00:13:09,190 --> 00:13:13,029 I don't know, it was almost like a.. 277 00:13:13,049 --> 00:13:14,269 ...discrimination type thing or something. 278 00:13:14,289 --> 00:13:17,070 I don't know. 279 00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:20,019 Boy, I wish I knew a lawyer. 280 00:13:20,039 --> 00:13:22,029 What are you talking about? You know me. 281 00:13:22,049 --> 00:13:24,070 - You? Oh, no, Uncle Phil. - Yeah. 282 00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:26,289 I mean, you're this big-time lawyer and everything. 283 00:13:27,009 --> 00:13:28,059 I mean, you ain't got time to help us 284 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,129 little guys fight the system. 285 00:13:29,149 --> 00:13:31,080 I mean, now, you did back in the day though. 286 00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:34,070 You was the man back then, but, you know, now, you know.. 287 00:13:34,090 --> 00:13:36,110 Don't, don't even worry about it, Uncle Phil. It's alright. 288 00:13:37,259 --> 00:13:42,200 ♪ We shall overcome ♪♪ 289 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:43,289 Wait a minute, Will. 290 00:13:44,009 --> 00:13:45,120 Who'd you meet with down there at the station? 291 00:13:45,139 --> 00:13:47,029 Some producer named Howard, Uncle Phil. 292 00:13:47,049 --> 00:13:49,230 Uh, well, I think it's time you and I pay Howard another visit. 293 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,230 Yes, sir, it is. 294 00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,259 Nobody pushes my nephew 295 00:13:51,279 --> 00:13:52,279 around and gets away with it. 296 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,080 No, sir, they do not. 297 00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,139 I will slap that place with so many class-action 298 00:13:55,159 --> 00:13:56,190 suits, they won't know what hit them. 299 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,240 - Well-- - Come on! 300 00:14:01,269 --> 00:14:04,100 Hi, everyone. Did Will tell you the good news? 301 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:06,200 - 'What?' - I got a job. 302 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:08,190 - Hallelujah! - Praise Jesus. 303 00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:10,129 - Let's go, Uncle Phil. - No, no, no, wait a minute. 304 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:13,029 Now, it's not every day that my little baby gets a job. 305 00:14:13,049 --> 00:14:15,289 - So, what will you be doing? - Okay, try to guess. 306 00:14:16,009 --> 00:14:19,120 A Limo will pick me up and take me home. 307 00:14:19,139 --> 00:14:21,090 I'll make lots of money 308 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:24,139 and I'll only have to work an hour a day. 309 00:14:24,159 --> 00:14:28,070 Oh, my God! She's gonna be a hooker! 310 00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:33,139 No, you idiot. I'm gonna be a weather girl. 311 00:14:33,159 --> 00:14:35,289 Oh, that is so great. Get going, let's go, Uncle Phil. 312 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,059 What a surprise, you know 313 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,230 I didn't even know you were up for the job. 314 00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:41,230 Well, I wasn't. It's all thanks to Will. 315 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:44,149 Unlike you who kicked me when I was down. 316 00:14:44,169 --> 00:14:47,110 Will took me by the hand and led me to the news station 317 00:14:47,129 --> 00:14:49,090 to meet Trevor Collins. 318 00:14:49,110 --> 00:14:52,000 And, while I was there this guy, Howard, offered me the job. 319 00:14:52,019 --> 00:14:53,179 I love Howard. 320 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:56,029 Whoa, whoa, Uncle Phil, come on, remember Howard's the enemy. 321 00:14:56,049 --> 00:14:57,250 Shut up, Will. 322 00:14:57,269 --> 00:15:00,159 Howard's a God. 323 00:15:00,179 --> 00:15:02,220 He performed a miracle. Hilary's working. 324 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:05,169 With any luck, she'll be off my property before I'm dead. 325 00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:08,250 So, sweetheart, tell me about this Howard. 326 00:15:08,269 --> 00:15:10,120 Does he like cashmere? 327 00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:12,220 [laughing] 328 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:15,259 [whistling] 329 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:22,240 My man, Carlton. What's up with this negotiating thing, man? 330 00:15:24,279 --> 00:15:28,159 Hop on one foot and say, "Carlton is king." 331 00:15:28,179 --> 00:15:30,220 You know, I got a better idea, how about I squeeze your neck 332 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,000 till your head pops off? 333 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,279 See, you're negotiating already. 334 00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:43,169 You guys are the greatest. 335 00:15:43,190 --> 00:15:45,120 Thanks for making sure I got here okay. 336 00:15:45,139 --> 00:15:47,049 Na, come on, Hil, that's what family's for. 337 00:15:47,070 --> 00:15:48,149 And besides, we never would have gotten past 338 00:15:48,169 --> 00:15:50,009 security without you. 339 00:15:50,029 --> 00:15:53,080 - I don't understand. - We were counting on that. 340 00:15:54,289 --> 00:15:57,179 [phone rings] 341 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,059 Hi, Carla, any calls? 342 00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:04,169 Alright, come on, man, let's break. 343 00:16:04,190 --> 00:16:06,049 I'm gonna demand to get on the air. 344 00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:09,279 Oh, Will, has all that hot sauce finally gone to your brain? 345 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,129 Look, there's a right way to negotiate and a wrong way. 346 00:16:13,149 --> 00:16:16,120 Observe the right way. 347 00:16:16,139 --> 00:16:17,279 Hi, I'm here to see Howard. 348 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,250 - Your name? - Bryant. 349 00:16:21,179 --> 00:16:24,029 Bryant Gumbel. 350 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:28,070 And I'm Patti LaBelle. 351 00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:29,220 Beat it. 352 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,220 Look, Patti, you seem like a no-nonsense 353 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,250 kind of slimy, right? 354 00:16:32,269 --> 00:16:35,139 So, I'm gonna give it to you straight. 355 00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:37,179 Will, you gotta lie to get what you want. 356 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,059 Didn't you watch the Republican convention? 357 00:16:42,129 --> 00:16:45,149 Carlton, don't make me come down there. 358 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,000 Look, it's like this. 359 00:16:49,019 --> 00:16:50,139 I need 30 seconds on the air 360 00:16:50,159 --> 00:16:53,039 to talk about why the rec center shouldn't be torn down 361 00:16:53,059 --> 00:16:54,090 and I don't care, if I gotta force 362 00:16:54,110 --> 00:16:55,190 my way on the set to get it. 363 00:16:55,210 --> 00:16:57,080 Let me get this straight. 364 00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,080 You want to storm the set, disrupt a live newscast 365 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,250 and jeopardize the credibility of this station? 366 00:17:02,269 --> 00:17:05,250 - Yes. - Will you be needing wardrobe? 367 00:17:09,109 --> 00:17:10,130 Ha-ha-ha-ha. 368 00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:13,170 Five minutes to air, everybody. 369 00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:15,200 Oh, well, Hilary, before you go on 370 00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:19,059 I'm going to tell you the same thing I told Dan Rather. 371 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,180 Wet your lips. 372 00:17:23,140 --> 00:17:24,160 Thank you. 373 00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:36,089 So, how do you like the jacket? 374 00:17:36,109 --> 00:17:37,250 Incredible. 375 00:17:37,269 --> 00:17:39,240 Makes me look really buffed. 376 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,230 It sure does. 377 00:17:43,250 --> 00:17:46,160 Hi, I'm Hilary Banks, I'm your new weather girl. 378 00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:47,230 Well, welcome aboard. 379 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:49,200 You know, the last person who had your job 380 00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:52,130 was really special to me. 381 00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:54,009 I'm gonna miss Lou. 382 00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:57,029 - I thought his name was Jack. - Whatever. 383 00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:01,210 Wow! 384 00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:03,079 I know. 385 00:18:04,269 --> 00:18:08,170 Hi, I'm Trevor Collins and these are my real teeth. 386 00:18:10,009 --> 00:18:12,269 - Wow! - I know. 387 00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:18,039 My God, you have incredible eyes. 388 00:18:18,059 --> 00:18:21,279 - Really? - Yes, I can see myself in them. 389 00:18:23,130 --> 00:18:24,240 Don't blink. 390 00:18:27,089 --> 00:18:29,130 And to conclude our story on the homeless 391 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,009 I'd like to leave you with something 392 00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:34,009 a young girl named Dorothy once said 393 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,259 "There's no place like home, Auntie Em.. 394 00:18:36,279 --> 00:18:40,069 "...there's no place like home." 395 00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:43,009 Trevor. 396 00:18:43,029 --> 00:18:47,059 Well, on a brighter note, Jack, our weather man, died. 397 00:18:47,079 --> 00:18:48,279 So it is now with great pleasure 398 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,259 that I introduce the newest addition 399 00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:54,109 to the News and Action team, Hilary Banks. 400 00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:58,180 - How's it looking for tonight? - Very promising. 401 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,250 [laughing] 402 00:19:05,049 --> 00:19:06,119 Here in Southern California 403 00:19:06,140 --> 00:19:08,039 we're experiencing a warm front 404 00:19:08,059 --> 00:19:09,210 with increasing humidity. 405 00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:12,170 That's right, girls, it's a frizzy-hair day. 406 00:19:17,049 --> 00:19:20,079 Looking at the nation.. Oh.. 407 00:19:20,099 --> 00:19:22,140 Looking at the nation, there's a cold front 408 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,079 blowing in from the Atlantic.. 409 00:19:25,099 --> 00:19:28,289 ...with a high probability of rain in the Midwest. 410 00:19:29,009 --> 00:19:33,130 The south, however, will enjoy pleasant and sunny weather. 411 00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:36,019 So, if you're planning on going to the beaches, remember 412 00:19:36,039 --> 00:19:37,180 you can help keep America beautiful 413 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,140 with two simple words 414 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,259 Jenny Craig. 415 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,099 Now, let's go look at our big board 416 00:19:46,119 --> 00:19:48,089 for the local weather for the week. 417 00:19:49,099 --> 00:19:50,279 Will! 418 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,240 Ah, that-that's right, Will Smith here 419 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,049 on community feedback. 420 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:55,230 Uh, today's topic is the petition 421 00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:57,220 to save the Los Angeles Rec Center. 422 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:59,140 See, the rec center for a lot of us is 423 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:01,039 you know, it's like a home away from home. 424 00:20:01,059 --> 00:20:02,200 The people down there, they understand us 425 00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:04,099 and they help keep us out of trouble. 426 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:07,079 Just hand me the mike and we'll pretend this never happened. 427 00:20:08,279 --> 00:20:11,119 Oh, my God, can we get a close-up? 428 00:20:13,069 --> 00:20:16,069 I am so choked up at this moment. 429 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,200 Howard, the producer, has just asked me 430 00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:21,109 if he can sign the petition live on the air. 431 00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:22,200 What? 432 00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:24,210 And, of course, the answer is yes. 433 00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:29,000 Talk about a leader, talk about a man 434 00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,180 that's here to support his community. 435 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,019 Oh! 436 00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:36,029 Thank you, Howard. 437 00:20:37,079 --> 00:20:38,210 Now for those of you that want to follow 438 00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:40,240 in Howard's footsteps there's still time. 439 00:20:40,259 --> 00:20:42,160 You can get down to the LA Rec Center 440 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:44,099 and sign a petition and show our kids 441 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:45,140 that we really care. 442 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,289 'Thank you.' 443 00:20:47,009 --> 00:20:50,029 Well, as I can see, my time has run out. Trevor. 444 00:20:51,220 --> 00:20:53,190 (Will) 'No wonder they love me, man.' 445 00:20:55,029 --> 00:20:57,160 Well, thank you for that commentary.. 446 00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:59,240 ...and please remember to put back my blazer. 447 00:21:02,029 --> 00:21:05,049 Hilary, thank you for that delightful forecast. 448 00:21:05,069 --> 00:21:06,259 We will certainly be looking forward 449 00:21:06,279 --> 00:21:09,009 to seeing more of your warm front. 450 00:21:13,250 --> 00:21:15,259 I mean, the warm front. 451 00:21:17,220 --> 00:21:20,019 Well, from all of us here on News and Action 452 00:21:20,039 --> 00:21:22,190 goodnight and Godspeed. 453 00:21:30,089 --> 00:21:32,029 - Hi, Will. - Hey, what's going on, Hil? 454 00:21:32,049 --> 00:21:33,089 Why aren't you in bed? 455 00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,119 Uncle Phil saw the news and he threatened 456 00:21:36,140 --> 00:21:38,079 to kill me in my sleep. 457 00:21:39,180 --> 00:21:41,269 That's nice. 458 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,049 - With a big butcher knife. - Good for you. 459 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,259 - Hilary, your hair's on fire. - Thanks. 460 00:21:51,150 --> 00:21:55,269 You know, Will, life doesn't get any better than this. 461 00:21:55,289 --> 00:21:58,069 I mean, I have a great job 462 00:21:58,089 --> 00:22:00,240 I met a great guy.. 463 00:22:00,259 --> 00:22:03,289 ...and I have the thinnest ankles of any girl I know. 464 00:22:07,029 --> 00:22:08,279 So, you mean you're not mad at me 465 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,089 for messing up your first day? 466 00:22:10,109 --> 00:22:12,029 Of course not, I mean, if it weren't for you 467 00:22:12,049 --> 00:22:14,079 I wouldn't have got the job in the first place. 468 00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:18,140 Thanks a lot, Hil. I'm proud of you. 469 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,230 You know, I'm kind of proud of myself. 470 00:22:20,250 --> 00:22:22,079 For the first time I feel like, I know what 471 00:22:22,099 --> 00:22:24,269 it means to be an independent woman. 472 00:22:27,109 --> 00:22:29,049 I think I'm gonna go back to my little pool house 473 00:22:29,069 --> 00:22:32,180 and toast myself with a glass of champagne. 474 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,289 - Goodnight, Hil. - Goodnight, Will. 475 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:42,049 - Goodnight, Trevor. - Goodnight and Godspeed. 476 00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:52,099 Well, for all of us here at News and Action 477 00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:55,059 goodnight and Godspeed. 478 00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:59,230 Another one in the can. 479 00:22:59,250 --> 00:23:01,140 Yes, you're in awe of me, aren't you? 480 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,099 I am. You're the best. 481 00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:05,049 I'm a God. 482 00:23:05,069 --> 00:23:06,089 You're very good. 483 00:23:06,109 --> 00:23:07,190 -Excelente. - Yes. 484 00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:09,099 (male #1) 'Cut. Pretty good.'