1 00:00:02,100 --> 00:00:04,145 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:04,166 --> 00:00:05,203 Hey, my brother. 3 00:00:05,929 --> 00:00:07,167 I just came back from the free clinic 4 00:00:07,187 --> 00:00:09,081 and guess what I got? 5 00:00:09,101 --> 00:00:11,156 What, man? 6 00:00:11,176 --> 00:00:14,076 The phone number of those two nurses we met. 7 00:00:14,095 --> 00:00:16,130 Yo, the twins that sleep in the same bed? 8 00:00:16,151 --> 00:00:18,296 With some luck, we could put an end to that streak. 9 00:00:19,021 --> 00:00:20,170 You're the man. 10 00:00:20,190 --> 00:00:23,342 Oh, hey, Phillipe, I need you to cover my next shift. 11 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:25,346 Actually, cover my next three shifts. 12 00:00:26,071 --> 00:00:28,106 You know how demanding twins can be. 13 00:00:28,125 --> 00:00:30,220 Yes, my brother, it's going to be some night. 14 00:00:30,241 --> 00:00:32,346 Oh, wait. I just remembered. I can't go. 15 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:35,273 - Well, why not? - I'm getting married. 16 00:00:36,257 --> 00:00:38,139 [theme song] 17 00:00:38,160 --> 00:00:39,334 ♪ Now this is a story ♪ 18 00:00:39,354 --> 00:00:43,077 ♪ All about how my life got flipped turned upside down ♪ 19 00:00:43,097 --> 00:00:45,168 ♪ And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there ♪ 20 00:00:45,188 --> 00:00:46,333 ♪ I'll tell you how I became the prince ♪ 21 00:00:47,049 --> 00:00:49,100 ♪ Of a town called Bel-Air ♪ 22 00:00:57,074 --> 00:00:59,234 ♪ In West Philadelphia born and raised ♪ 23 00:00:59,253 --> 00:01:02,090 ♪ On the playground is where I spent most of my days ♪ 24 00:01:02,111 --> 00:01:04,112 ♪ Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool ♪ 25 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:06,251 ♪ And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school ♪ 26 00:01:06,969 --> 00:01:09,159 ♪ When a couple of guys who were up to no good ♪ 27 00:01:09,179 --> 00:01:11,100 ♪ Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood ♪ 28 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,220 ♪ I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said ♪ 29 00:01:13,937 --> 00:01:16,127 ♪ You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air ♪ 30 00:01:16,147 --> 00:01:18,108 ♪ I whistled for a cab and when it came near ♪ 31 00:01:18,127 --> 00:01:21,064 ♪ The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror ♪ 32 00:01:21,084 --> 00:01:23,005 ♪ If anything I can say that this cab was rare ♪ 33 00:01:23,026 --> 00:01:27,018 ♪ But I thought nah forget it yo homes to Bel-Air ♪ 34 00:01:27,037 --> 00:01:30,014 ♪ I pulled up to a house about seven or eight ♪ 35 00:01:30,034 --> 00:01:32,961 ♪ And I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell you later ♪ 36 00:01:32,980 --> 00:01:34,991 ♪ I looked at my kingdom I was finally there ♪ 37 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:37,978 ♪ To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air ♪♪ 38 00:01:44,966 --> 00:01:45,967 What do you mean you're getting married? 39 00:01:45,987 --> 00:01:47,809 Her name is Jewel Robinson. 40 00:01:47,828 --> 00:01:50,841 I saw her on "Cops," getting busted for grand theft auto. 41 00:01:52,013 --> 00:01:53,925 Jazz, the woman's a convict? 42 00:01:53,946 --> 00:01:56,899 We prefer the term freedom impaired. 43 00:01:56,919 --> 00:01:58,020 Hmm, how about the term 44 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:01,024 not playing with a full cell block? 45 00:02:01,043 --> 00:02:02,985 You don't understand, man. 46 00:02:03,006 --> 00:02:05,078 Jewel makes my life complete. 47 00:02:05,098 --> 00:02:07,931 See, I know you look at me and you say 48 00:02:07,951 --> 00:02:10,034 "Damn! That Jazz has it all." 49 00:02:10,054 --> 00:02:11,986 But the truth is 50 00:02:12,005 --> 00:02:14,978 behind these shades there's a big, empty hole. 51 00:02:17,001 --> 00:02:20,045 Well, that's for damn sure. 52 00:02:20,065 --> 00:02:23,058 And I was going to make you my best man. 53 00:02:23,078 --> 00:02:25,961 Oh, really? Your best man? 54 00:02:25,981 --> 00:02:27,853 Well, you are my best friend 55 00:02:27,872 --> 00:02:31,016 and all my other friends just pretend to like me for my money. 56 00:02:31,036 --> 00:02:33,919 That's because you owe it to 'em. 57 00:02:33,939 --> 00:02:35,971 The ceremony's at the Women's Correctional Institution 58 00:02:35,992 --> 00:02:37,935 next Tuesday. 59 00:02:37,955 --> 00:02:39,967 Whoa, whoa, Jazz, you.. 60 00:02:39,986 --> 00:02:41,978 You're getting married at the prison? 61 00:02:41,999 --> 00:02:43,911 Why not? It's free. 62 00:02:45,141 --> 00:02:47,884 We follow a execution. 63 00:02:47,906 --> 00:02:50,048 Jazz, ain't no homie of mine 64 00:02:50,068 --> 00:02:52,140 getting married up in no prison. 65 00:02:52,861 --> 00:02:54,102 Well, unless you got a rich uncle or something 66 00:02:54,121 --> 00:02:56,884 that's how it's got to be. 67 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:04,904 ♪ Bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do? ♪ 68 00:03:04,924 --> 00:03:07,077 ♪ Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? ♪ 69 00:03:07,096 --> 00:03:09,168 ♪ Bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do? ♪ 70 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:11,080 There she is, Jewel Robinson 71 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:14,904 number 54820, out of Folsom Prison. 72 00:03:14,924 --> 00:03:17,117 Crime, grand theft auto. Time served, two years. 73 00:03:17,138 --> 00:03:20,061 Let's take a look at the video tape. 74 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,903 (male #1 on TV) 'Officer down! Officer down! We need backup!' 75 00:03:22,924 --> 00:03:26,929 (male #2 on TV) 'Get her off of me! She's biting my.. Oh!' 76 00:03:28,970 --> 00:03:32,113 Has Jazz lost his mind? I mean, woof! 77 00:03:32,133 --> 00:03:34,966 What's wrong with her face? 78 00:03:34,987 --> 00:03:37,970 Sweetheart, it's electronically scrambled. 79 00:03:41,043 --> 00:03:44,167 Whatever. I just hope she's not toying with Jazz's emotions. 80 00:03:44,188 --> 00:03:47,041 I'd hate to see a sweet guy like that get hurt. 81 00:03:49,984 --> 00:03:51,926 Honey, up till today 82 00:03:51,946 --> 00:03:53,938 you've never had a nice thing to say about Jazz. 83 00:03:53,958 --> 00:03:56,992 Up till today, Jazz was available. 84 00:03:57,011 --> 00:03:59,143 Now that he's getting married, well forbidden fruit 85 00:03:59,163 --> 00:04:01,185 always looks more tempting, doesn't it? 86 00:04:01,206 --> 00:04:04,961 Mother, for God's sake, he's half your age. 87 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:11,947 Well, I'm happy for Jazz. I think it is so romantic. 88 00:04:11,968 --> 00:04:13,070 I give it three weeks. 89 00:04:13,089 --> 00:04:14,200 The marriage or her parole? 90 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:16,223 [laughing] 91 00:04:16,242 --> 00:04:19,215 Yo, whoa, whoa. That's not funny. Jazz is my best friend. 92 00:04:19,235 --> 00:04:22,018 Was. Be prepared, Will. 93 00:04:22,038 --> 00:04:24,031 Marriage brings about new priorities. 94 00:04:24,051 --> 00:04:25,182 You may find that Jazz has less time 95 00:04:25,203 --> 00:04:27,135 to spend with you once he's taken a wife. 96 00:04:27,154 --> 00:04:30,037 Oh, please, ain't no way Jazz nor me 97 00:04:30,057 --> 00:04:32,080 gonna let some honey come in between us. 98 00:04:32,100 --> 00:04:33,191 Yeah, that's what I thought too. 99 00:04:33,212 --> 00:04:35,094 When I married Vivian I lost all my friends. 100 00:04:35,113 --> 00:04:36,995 Isn't that right, honey? 101 00:04:39,117 --> 00:04:41,991 Ah...but, uh, you know 102 00:04:42,011 --> 00:04:44,033 but it wasn't like I was gonna need 'em. 103 00:04:45,275 --> 00:04:49,039 After all, I wasn't gonna have any fun anymore. 104 00:04:49,058 --> 00:04:52,002 Ah...uh, honey. 105 00:04:52,022 --> 00:04:53,153 Ah, uh, sweetheart. 106 00:04:53,174 --> 00:04:55,176 Ah, uh, uh, baby, uh.. 107 00:04:55,195 --> 00:04:57,167 Man, Uncle Phil, I knew you had a man-sized appetite 108 00:04:58,039 --> 00:04:59,221 but both feet? 109 00:05:01,173 --> 00:05:03,245 Don't worry, daddy. I'll run damage control. 110 00:05:03,264 --> 00:05:05,126 Thank you. 111 00:05:05,146 --> 00:05:08,089 Hey, well, look, I don't even care. Look, Jazz is in love. 112 00:05:08,110 --> 00:05:11,034 And I'm gonna make sure that he has the best wedding ever 113 00:05:11,054 --> 00:05:13,216 even if I got to pay for it myself. 114 00:05:16,119 --> 00:05:20,154 I mean, even though I am just a poor black man 115 00:05:20,173 --> 00:05:22,235 trying to get my edumacation. 116 00:05:24,227 --> 00:05:28,061 Forget it, Will. I am not shelling out for Jazz's wedding. 117 00:05:28,082 --> 00:05:30,095 Oh-oh, please, n-now I seem to remember 118 00:05:30,114 --> 00:05:32,316 a rather large relative of mine saying that 119 00:05:33,038 --> 00:05:35,040 "If Jazz would just find some bimbo 120 00:05:35,059 --> 00:05:36,220 "to get his mind off of Hilary 121 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:39,054 I'd be more than happy to pay for the wedding." 122 00:05:39,074 --> 00:05:41,266 Uh, oh, well, now.. 123 00:05:41,287 --> 00:05:42,338 Way to go, Judge Banks. 124 00:05:43,058 --> 00:05:44,219 You pretend to uphold the law 125 00:05:44,239 --> 00:05:46,161 but you're gonna renege on a verbal contract? 126 00:05:46,181 --> 00:05:50,136 Well...well, she is a convict. 127 00:05:50,157 --> 00:05:53,150 I could call it a rehabilitation party and write if off. 128 00:05:53,170 --> 00:05:55,152 Hey, check it out. You're a judge. 129 00:05:55,172 --> 00:05:57,295 You can perform the ceremony. Pay yourself 25 bucks. 130 00:05:57,315 --> 00:05:59,117 - Fifty. - I don't care. 131 00:05:59,136 --> 00:06:00,307 Pay yourself a 100. It's your money. 132 00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:02,139 That's right. 133 00:06:05,333 --> 00:06:11,079 [Will imitating a woman] 'Oh, I've finally found the man of my dreams.' 134 00:06:12,280 --> 00:06:14,302 'Marry me, Carlton.' 135 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:22,171 Very funny, Will 136 00:06:22,192 --> 00:06:23,304 but while you're playing with dolls 137 00:06:23,324 --> 00:06:25,196 I'll be securing the premises. 138 00:06:25,216 --> 00:06:28,110 I mean, we are gonna have a convict in the house. 139 00:06:30,163 --> 00:06:32,206 Hey, look, Jazz, would you relax, man? 140 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:35,210 I can't help myself, Will. Not with Jewel due any minute. 141 00:06:35,230 --> 00:06:36,381 Oh, is she pregnant too? 142 00:06:38,334 --> 00:06:40,176 Of course not. 143 00:06:40,195 --> 00:06:42,308 I have the deepest respect for her, Mr. Banks. 144 00:06:42,328 --> 00:06:44,171 She's a class act. 145 00:06:44,191 --> 00:06:46,233 Somebody wants to know where the bride is registered. 146 00:06:46,253 --> 00:06:47,405 Gillespie Liquors. 147 00:06:50,138 --> 00:06:51,150 [doorbell rings] 148 00:06:51,171 --> 00:06:53,414 She's here. She's here! She's here! 149 00:06:57,359 --> 00:06:59,211 (Philip) Carlton! 150 00:07:00,412 --> 00:07:04,157 I also put my diamond cufflinks in a balloon and swallowed them. 151 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:08,344 That's more than I ever wanted to know about you, Carlton. 152 00:07:08,363 --> 00:07:10,375 Okay, everybody, just relax. 153 00:07:12,269 --> 00:07:15,203 [giggling] Well, hi there, Mr. Man. 154 00:07:18,457 --> 00:07:20,400 You like my dress? 155 00:07:20,420 --> 00:07:23,373 Hilary, will you get out of my way? You're blocking my view. 156 00:07:25,255 --> 00:07:27,418 Ms. Jewel Robinson. 157 00:07:29,270 --> 00:07:31,333 - Jazzy! - Munchkin! 158 00:07:35,239 --> 00:07:36,331 There's a lot to be said 159 00:07:36,350 --> 00:07:39,213 for a woman who's been in prison a long time. 160 00:07:41,386 --> 00:07:42,428 Hey. 161 00:07:44,321 --> 00:07:45,383 Yo. 162 00:07:47,385 --> 00:07:49,378 Hello in there! 163 00:07:49,397 --> 00:07:51,239 [panting] 164 00:07:51,260 --> 00:07:53,223 Munchkin, these are the lovely people 165 00:07:53,242 --> 00:07:55,445 who've opened their home and their wallet to us. 166 00:07:55,466 --> 00:07:57,509 Hey, I'm Will, the best man. 167 00:07:58,229 --> 00:08:01,363 Oh, yeah? As far as I can see, this here is the best man. 168 00:08:01,384 --> 00:08:03,286 I love this bony butt. 169 00:08:04,268 --> 00:08:06,451 And it loves you too, my pet. 170 00:08:06,471 --> 00:08:08,513 Carlton Banks here. 171 00:08:09,234 --> 00:08:11,327 I suppose you noticed our fine collection 172 00:08:11,347 --> 00:08:13,380 of European autos in our driveway. 173 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:16,364 I also noticed you have a very small head. 174 00:08:16,383 --> 00:08:17,454 Hey. 175 00:08:19,247 --> 00:08:20,269 Don't mind him. 176 00:08:20,289 --> 00:08:22,392 We are very happy to have you in our home. 177 00:08:22,412 --> 00:08:23,453 Thanks. 178 00:08:23,473 --> 00:08:25,356 And I guess it's true what they say 179 00:08:25,376 --> 00:08:27,288 "You can't buy good taste." 180 00:08:27,308 --> 00:08:28,390 Hey. 181 00:08:28,409 --> 00:08:29,550 Now, which one of you is the desperately 182 00:08:30,271 --> 00:08:32,294 stuck-up, self-centered, clothes horse? 183 00:08:32,315 --> 00:08:33,546 Guilty. 184 00:08:34,267 --> 00:08:35,449 Now just a minute, young lady. 185 00:08:35,469 --> 00:08:37,391 I'm sorry. 186 00:08:37,411 --> 00:08:39,303 You see, the prison therapist says 187 00:08:39,323 --> 00:08:40,455 that I should say what's on my mind 188 00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:42,328 and not keep too much bottled up. 189 00:08:42,348 --> 00:08:45,352 Otherwise I'd, you know, go out and do something stupid 190 00:08:45,372 --> 00:08:47,575 like hot-wiring a Lexus. 191 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:51,289 Although it did get me on prime time. 192 00:08:51,309 --> 00:08:53,532 Capturing the hearts of viewers everywhere. 193 00:08:54,553 --> 00:08:57,497 I just wanna say, if you ever hurt him 194 00:08:57,518 --> 00:09:01,313 I'll hunt you down like the dog that you are and kill you. 195 00:09:03,406 --> 00:09:05,459 Well, gotta go shop for your present. 196 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:10,495 Beautiful and nuts. You must be very proud. 197 00:09:11,397 --> 00:09:12,448 I guess. 198 00:09:12,467 --> 00:09:14,520 Well, hey, look, I've-I've got an idea. 199 00:09:14,541 --> 00:09:16,513 Jazz, why don't you take Jewel into the kitchen 200 00:09:16,533 --> 00:09:18,466 and get her, get her some grub. 201 00:09:18,485 --> 00:09:20,588 That's if tubby here hasn't eaten it all. 202 00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,598 [instrumental music] 203 00:09:33,385 --> 00:09:34,416 [knocking on door] 204 00:09:34,437 --> 00:09:37,361 Come in. Just trying on my wedding dress. 205 00:09:37,380 --> 00:09:39,563 Hey, Jewel, I just wanted to come and check 206 00:09:39,584 --> 00:09:41,566 and see if there's any last-minute things you needed. 207 00:09:41,587 --> 00:09:44,360 You know, a cup of coffee, a blood test. 208 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:48,606 Actually, I thought I'd see if you could live up to your title. 209 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:51,489 You know, best man. 210 00:09:51,509 --> 00:09:52,640 Oh, what'd you have in mind? 211 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,523 Could you help me with this? 212 00:09:54,543 --> 00:09:56,585 Oh, it's already zipped up. 213 00:09:56,606 --> 00:09:59,520 I know. I want you to zip it down. 214 00:10:08,681 --> 00:10:11,655 Um...I don't think that's a good idea. 215 00:10:11,675 --> 00:10:15,480 Um, listen, oh, my cousin Hilary is right down the hall. 216 00:10:15,501 --> 00:10:17,464 - I'm gonna get Hilary. - Will, quit messing around. 217 00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,697 Come on. I gotta take a shower and do my hair. Now, hurry up. 218 00:10:27,546 --> 00:10:30,480 Y-you know, if-if, if somebody 219 00:10:30,501 --> 00:10:32,664 was-was to walk in here right now.. 220 00:10:37,531 --> 00:10:40,655 ...they, they might think you was hittin' on me. 221 00:10:40,675 --> 00:10:44,500 Trust me, if I was hittin' on you, you'd know it. 222 00:10:47,644 --> 00:10:48,725 Really? 223 00:10:49,446 --> 00:10:50,478 How? 224 00:10:55,503 --> 00:10:57,456 Okay. You made your point. 225 00:10:59,489 --> 00:11:01,642 [instrumental music] 226 00:11:05,597 --> 00:11:08,481 (Will) Uncle Phil, you busy? 227 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,682 What's on your mind, Will? 228 00:11:10,633 --> 00:11:13,687 Um...Jewel kissed me. 229 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:16,572 It's customary to kiss the bride. 230 00:11:16,592 --> 00:11:17,764 Oh, no, no, no, 231 00:11:18,485 --> 00:11:20,708 Uncle Phil, this was like one of them "Fatal Attraction" 232 00:11:20,728 --> 00:11:22,490 elevator scene kisses. 233 00:11:22,509 --> 00:11:24,732 You know what I'm saying? You know? 234 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:27,536 Oh, come on. You're exaggerating, Will. 235 00:11:27,556 --> 00:11:28,777 Listen, listen, Uncle Phil, I'm telling you. 236 00:11:29,499 --> 00:11:31,692 I went up to the room to see if she needed anything, alright? 237 00:11:31,712 --> 00:11:33,685 She kissed me on my lips, alright? 238 00:11:33,705 --> 00:11:35,648 She jumped on me, and she was stuck on me. 239 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:37,749 And I was trying to shake her off, but I couldn't get her off. 240 00:11:37,769 --> 00:11:41,785 She was like a, like a little naked Velcro midget. 241 00:11:44,770 --> 00:11:46,762 What am I gonna do, Uncle Phil? 242 00:11:46,781 --> 00:11:48,604 I guess, you've only got two choices. 243 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,617 You can either tell Jazz or not. 244 00:11:50,637 --> 00:11:52,630 And you're a judge, right? 245 00:11:54,533 --> 00:11:55,764 Well, maybe this story will help you. 246 00:11:55,784 --> 00:11:59,589 You know, when I was younger, I was a pretty sexy guy. 247 00:11:59,609 --> 00:12:01,812 Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, Uncle Phil.. 248 00:12:04,666 --> 00:12:06,786 Do you wanna hear this story? 249 00:12:06,805 --> 00:12:08,545 [sighing] 250 00:12:10,646 --> 00:12:12,645 Okay, I was driving home from a party 251 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,795 with my buddy and his girlfriend. 252 00:12:13,814 --> 00:12:15,744 Now, my buddy fell asleep. 253 00:12:15,765 --> 00:12:17,565 The next thing I know 254 00:12:17,584 --> 00:12:21,684 she leans across and fastens my seat belt. 255 00:12:23,564 --> 00:12:25,564 You know what I'm saying? You know? 256 00:12:26,755 --> 00:12:28,704 Please don't do that, Uncle Phil. 257 00:12:30,774 --> 00:12:33,554 Sorry. 258 00:12:33,573 --> 00:12:35,603 Anyway, I figured that our friendship 259 00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,744 was strong enough to stand the truth, so we went for a beer 260 00:12:37,764 --> 00:12:39,614 and I told him everything that happened. 261 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,584 Well, did-did he thank you? 262 00:12:41,603 --> 00:12:42,603 Oh, yeah. 263 00:12:42,624 --> 00:12:45,553 With a barstool on the head. 264 00:12:45,572 --> 00:12:48,632 Well, well, I mean, Jazz ain't the violent type. 265 00:12:48,653 --> 00:12:50,613 I don't think. 266 00:12:50,633 --> 00:12:52,763 Well, the point is, to be a good friend 267 00:12:52,783 --> 00:12:55,573 you have to risk losing a good friend. 268 00:12:55,592 --> 00:12:57,602 [sighs] 269 00:12:57,623 --> 00:12:59,562 I think I know what I gotta do. 270 00:12:59,581 --> 00:13:00,701 What's that? 271 00:13:00,721 --> 00:13:03,641 I got to find somebody else to talk to about this. 272 00:13:05,681 --> 00:13:06,791 [knocking on door] 273 00:13:08,762 --> 00:13:11,692 Hey, Jazz. 274 00:13:11,711 --> 00:13:12,791 How's it going, man? 275 00:13:12,811 --> 00:13:15,810 How's it going? This is the best day of my life. 276 00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:18,660 Did I thank you for everything you've done for me and Jewel? 277 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:20,690 Well, not everything. 278 00:13:21,690 --> 00:13:23,680 I hope you two will be close. 279 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,670 She touched me, Will. 280 00:13:26,690 --> 00:13:28,639 And I know she'll touch you too. 281 00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:32,660 Um, yeah, listen, a-actually, Jazz 282 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,719 that's-that's kinda what I wanted to talk to you about. 283 00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:36,570 See, listen, last night-- 284 00:13:36,589 --> 00:13:37,799 She told you about our decision? 285 00:13:37,819 --> 00:13:41,629 - What decision? - The one we made last night. 286 00:13:41,650 --> 00:13:43,779 We're gonna have ten kids. 287 00:13:43,798 --> 00:13:45,698 One for every month of the year. 288 00:13:47,698 --> 00:13:49,678 And we're gonna name them all after you. 289 00:13:51,619 --> 00:13:54,589 Jazz, hey, you-you ain't got to do that, man. 290 00:13:54,609 --> 00:13:56,729 Okay, then. We'll name them Earl. 291 00:13:58,688 --> 00:14:01,617 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool, Jazz. 292 00:14:01,638 --> 00:14:05,628 See, me and Jewel, we got this crazy dream. 293 00:14:05,648 --> 00:14:07,788 We're gonna keep our kids out of reform school. 294 00:14:09,788 --> 00:14:10,828 Listen, Jazz-- 295 00:14:11,547 --> 00:14:13,597 See, Will, I don't know how long 296 00:14:13,618 --> 00:14:15,627 this happiness is gonna last. 297 00:14:16,696 --> 00:14:19,606 If it's for just one day 298 00:14:19,627 --> 00:14:21,737 it's more than I've ever known before. 299 00:14:23,747 --> 00:14:26,757 So, what did you wanna talk to me about? 300 00:14:26,777 --> 00:14:28,717 Oh, I-I just wanted to thank you 301 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:32,676 for-for picking out these lovely yellow and greenensembles. 302 00:14:32,695 --> 00:14:33,675 You're welcome. 303 00:14:33,695 --> 00:14:36,555 [instrumental music] 304 00:14:39,665 --> 00:14:42,695 Cell block 41 has arrived. 305 00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:49,815 Welcome, ladies. 306 00:14:50,535 --> 00:14:52,795 Uh, please take a moment to sign our guest book. 307 00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:56,795 And now, if I could just have your thumb.. 308 00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:02,733 You know, I resent being treated like a common thief. 309 00:15:02,754 --> 00:15:05,654 Well, you do, do you? 310 00:15:05,673 --> 00:15:07,593 Well, what kind of cold-hearted 311 00:15:07,614 --> 00:15:09,694 viscous, evil crime did you commit? 312 00:15:09,713 --> 00:15:11,743 Securities fraud. 313 00:15:11,764 --> 00:15:14,744 Really? An inside trader? 314 00:15:15,763 --> 00:15:18,573 So, are you here alone? 315 00:15:19,802 --> 00:15:22,752 Ladies and gentlemen, if you'd all please take your seats. 316 00:15:23,773 --> 00:15:25,583 And, uh, I want to thank you 317 00:15:25,603 --> 00:15:27,703 for attending this wonderful occasion. 318 00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:30,821 It's a pretty nice turnout, huh, Uncle Phil? 319 00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:32,701 Are you kidding? Jazz ain't got no friends. 320 00:15:32,722 --> 00:15:35,552 I hired these people. 321 00:15:35,571 --> 00:15:36,661 Ashley? 322 00:15:37,652 --> 00:15:39,742 [instrumental music] 323 00:15:58,651 --> 00:16:00,810 - Dearly beloved-- - Stop the wedding! 324 00:16:01,530 --> 00:16:03,600 You can't marry her, Jazz. 325 00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:05,560 We're not cousins, are we? 326 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,600 Hilary, what's the meaning of this? 327 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:09,740 I'm in love with him. 328 00:16:11,669 --> 00:16:13,729 Oh, my God. What am I saying? 329 00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:18,539 I'm going to go lie down. 330 00:16:23,588 --> 00:16:26,598 [chuckles] May I continue? 331 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:28,559 We are gathered together to join this man 332 00:16:28,578 --> 00:16:30,538 and this woman in matrimony. 333 00:16:30,558 --> 00:16:31,737 'If there's anyone here who knows' 334 00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,598 'why they shouldn't be joined together' 335 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:36,588 let them speak now or forever hold their peace. 336 00:16:36,608 --> 00:16:37,718 [clears throat] 337 00:16:42,567 --> 00:16:43,807 Some friend you are. 338 00:16:44,528 --> 00:16:46,817 I'm sorry, Jazzy. We can't get married. 339 00:16:47,536 --> 00:16:49,616 - Munchkin! - Jazz! 340 00:16:49,637 --> 00:16:50,757 Freeze! 341 00:16:53,796 --> 00:16:55,666 Munchkin, please! 342 00:16:55,686 --> 00:16:59,666 What about all our guests, and-and-and all the gifts? 343 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,575 I ain't never owned anything that still had 344 00:17:01,596 --> 00:17:02,726 the serial number on it. 345 00:17:03,785 --> 00:17:06,595 Jazzy, I'm sorry. It just wouldn't work. 346 00:17:06,615 --> 00:17:08,765 Will, see if you could talk to her. 347 00:17:08,785 --> 00:17:09,795 Jazz, I can't.. 348 00:17:09,815 --> 00:17:11,775 For little Earl's sake. 349 00:17:16,545 --> 00:17:19,624 Listen, Jewel, you cannot do this to Jazz. 350 00:17:19,644 --> 00:17:21,574 Alright? Marry him, okay? 351 00:17:21,594 --> 00:17:24,604 You guys can just leave the state and put me behind you. 352 00:17:24,624 --> 00:17:25,684 Will, I can't. 353 00:17:25,705 --> 00:17:26,755 You have to. 354 00:17:26,775 --> 00:17:28,615 No, really, I can't. I'm on parole. 355 00:17:28,634 --> 00:17:30,594 I'm not allowed to leave the state. 356 00:17:33,533 --> 00:17:35,583 Damn these good looks of mine! 357 00:17:37,694 --> 00:17:42,604 Listen, now, now, Jewel, I know it's hard, okay? 358 00:17:42,623 --> 00:17:45,563 But-but you got to look beyond this charming 359 00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:46,813 sexy exterior, okay? 360 00:17:47,532 --> 00:17:49,572 'You got to see the real Will Smith.' 361 00:17:49,592 --> 00:17:52,612 I'm-I'm-I'm irresponsible, I'm unreliable, I'm immature. 362 00:17:52,632 --> 00:17:54,542 Egotistical, self-centered. 363 00:17:54,562 --> 00:17:55,592 Yeah, yeah, that's it! 364 00:17:55,612 --> 00:17:57,552 Conceited, thick-headed, spoiled. 365 00:17:57,572 --> 00:17:58,732 O-okay. That's fine. 366 00:18:00,612 --> 00:18:02,811 And on top of that, you ain't even that good-looking. 367 00:18:06,561 --> 00:18:08,531 Then, why you want me so bad? 368 00:18:08,551 --> 00:18:09,681 I don't want you. 369 00:18:09,702 --> 00:18:12,632 I only came on to you 'cause I figured you'd tell Jazz 370 00:18:12,652 --> 00:18:14,572 and then he'd call the whole thing off. 371 00:18:14,591 --> 00:18:15,741 But you couldn't even do that. 372 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,540 I kissed you for nothing. 373 00:18:22,550 --> 00:18:23,680 Well, damn. 374 00:18:25,661 --> 00:18:27,741 Will, I've never met anybody 375 00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:30,791 who cares for me as much as Jazz does. 376 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,769 You know, whenever we go to a nice restaurant 377 00:18:33,789 --> 00:18:35,669 he carries my tray. 378 00:18:38,609 --> 00:18:40,689 And when it's time to skip out on the check 379 00:18:40,710 --> 00:18:43,610 he always holds open the bathroom window for me. 380 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:46,670 Well, that's Jazz for you. 381 00:18:48,689 --> 00:18:50,679 Can't you see? 382 00:18:50,699 --> 00:18:52,639 I don't deserve a man like him. 383 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,619 I mean, look what he's done for me. 384 00:18:56,679 --> 00:18:58,739 Beautiful wedding gown. 385 00:18:58,759 --> 00:19:01,659 Getting married in a Bel-Air mansion. 386 00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,688 Do you know where my mama was married? 387 00:19:05,708 --> 00:19:06,788 No, where? 388 00:19:06,807 --> 00:19:08,747 I don't know. I was hoping you did. 389 00:19:12,797 --> 00:19:15,637 Uh, Jewel, believe me when I tell you 390 00:19:15,658 --> 00:19:17,758 you and Jazz are made for each other. 391 00:19:17,777 --> 00:19:20,676 Listen, trust me, I've known Jazz a long time 392 00:19:20,697 --> 00:19:23,617 and you are the best thing to ever happen to him. 393 00:19:25,566 --> 00:19:26,706 Will, I'm scared. 394 00:19:28,517 --> 00:19:29,767 What if it doesn't work out? 395 00:19:31,687 --> 00:19:32,787 It will. 396 00:19:32,806 --> 00:19:34,675 But what if it doesn't? 397 00:19:36,565 --> 00:19:37,685 It will. 398 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:48,735 - But-but what if it doesn't? - It will! 399 00:19:48,756 --> 00:19:51,765 Now, look, get in there and marry that boy. 400 00:19:51,784 --> 00:19:52,764 Thanks. 401 00:19:52,784 --> 00:19:54,654 [instrumental music] 402 00:19:54,675 --> 00:19:57,515 Okay. Let's get a shot of the bridesmaids. 403 00:19:58,665 --> 00:19:59,765 [camera clicks] 404 00:20:01,524 --> 00:20:02,634 [camera clicks] 405 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,644 Okay. We're back, we're back. Everything's okay. 406 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:10,634 Bride just got a little nervous, but who wouldn't, marrying Jazz? 407 00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:12,780 May I continue? 408 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,586 - Please do. - 'Good.' 409 00:20:15,606 --> 00:20:18,553 The bride and groom have prepared their own vows. 410 00:20:18,573 --> 00:20:19,669 Jazz? 411 00:20:21,792 --> 00:20:24,840 You are one jewel I never want to hock. 412 00:20:26,771 --> 00:20:29,849 Sometimes I want to bite you to see if you're really real. 413 00:20:31,658 --> 00:20:34,886 If love was craps, you'd be a seven.. 414 00:20:34,907 --> 00:20:37,833 ...if it was on the first roll. 415 00:20:37,855 --> 00:20:40,932 But if it was on the second roll and say the point was six 416 00:20:40,951 --> 00:20:43,757 you'd be a six. 417 00:20:43,778 --> 00:20:45,930 No, actually you'd be a nine 'cause I play the field 418 00:20:45,951 --> 00:20:48,868 on the second roll and make a couple extra bucks. 419 00:20:48,888 --> 00:20:51,935 Then you'd be a six on the third roll and then I'd clean up. 420 00:20:53,875 --> 00:20:55,032 I think you know what I'm trying to say. 421 00:20:55,052 --> 00:20:57,969 I love you, and you make me feel lucky. 422 00:20:59,921 --> 00:21:01,923 And now, Jewel. 423 00:21:07,977 --> 00:21:09,064 I love you, Jazzy 424 00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:11,870 and I wanna be with you always. 425 00:21:11,889 --> 00:21:14,896 Thank you for setting this little jailbird free. 426 00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:16,938 Body, mind and spirit. 427 00:21:17,179 --> 00:21:19,935 Baby, I love you. 428 00:21:19,955 --> 00:21:22,047 Alright, alright, alright. Alright, alright, alright. 429 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:29,158 Do you, Jazz, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? 430 00:21:29,179 --> 00:21:31,050 Oh, yeah. 431 00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:37,013 Do you, Jewel, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? 432 00:21:37,033 --> 00:21:39,075 Oh, yeah. 433 00:21:39,095 --> 00:21:40,272 By the powers vested in me 434 00:21:40,292 --> 00:21:43,259 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 435 00:21:44,296 --> 00:21:46,217 You may kiss the bride. 436 00:21:47,322 --> 00:21:49,334 [applauding] 437 00:21:51,326 --> 00:21:54,193 [instrumental music] 438 00:22:14,227 --> 00:22:15,363 Okay. Um.. 439 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:20,332 Jewel, Jewel, Jewel, Jewel, get off me. 440 00:22:20,352 --> 00:22:22,353 Hey-hey, Jewel, I ain't-I ain't playing. 441 00:22:22,373 --> 00:22:24,345 G-g-get off me, Jewel. 442 00:22:26,397 --> 00:22:28,338 Get off of me, Jewel! 443 00:22:39,533 --> 00:22:41,555 (Will) Okay. You made your point.