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Ribeiro: "AFV" is on.
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Spoiler alert --
It looks like this.
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♪♪
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Alright.
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[ Wood cracks ]
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[ Indistinct conversation ]
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♪♪
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Man: Bruno,
did Sherman feed you?
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[ Bruno howls ]
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♪♪
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Welcome to "America's
Funniest Home Videos."
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And now, here he is,
the host of our show --
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Alfonso Ribeiro!
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Let's do it, y'all!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Come on! Come on!
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Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
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Welcome to the show.
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Thanks for spending
your Sunday night with us.
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After all,
there are lots of funny,
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family-friendly video shows
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that have been
on the air for 33 seasons
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and give $20,000 to the winner
every single week
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and 100 grand
a couple times a year.
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Yeah, yeah.
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What's that?
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W-We're the only show
that does that?
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Wow.
[ Chuckles ]
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I-I-I should really
watch more TV.
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The problem is,
I'm so busy putting you on TV,
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it's kind of hard
to find the time.
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I mean, you understand?
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♪♪
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They're too young
to drive a real car,
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and that's probably
a good thing.
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Oh!
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Oh, my God!
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[ Laughing ]
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♪♪
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That horse has big ears.
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That doesn't mean
he's a good listener.
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Woman: Don't bite
his tail.
[ Cat screeches ]
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[ Horse neighs ]
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What's funny?
Woman: [ Laughs ]
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I don't even
understand that.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ] Seriously.
Oh, my God.
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[ Gasps, laughs ]
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How far --
How far does it go?
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Woman continues laughing ]
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Ribeiro: Oh, no.
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This guy's gonna cause
another toilet paper shortage.
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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Hold on.
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Really?
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♪♪
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Man: What is this?
What is this?
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Woman: [ Laughs ]
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[ Laughter ]
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What is this?
What is this?
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She can't walk,
but she
can
levitate.
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What is this?
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...seen a baby do that.
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I think our child's
an alien.
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[ Laughter ]
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What is this?
There's no wires.
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[ Laughter ]
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Children:
Happy Birthday, Brady!
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Adults:
Happy birthday, Brady.
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Hey, Brady.
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[ Boy screams ]
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We hope you have
a really great day.
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No!
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[ Laughter ]
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And I think for the purposes
of, you know, the town hall,
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let's -- let's just
get into...
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Um...Let's -- Let's --
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Ribeiro:
Dan loved working from home
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until the dreaded
squirrel incident.
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Oh, my God!
[ Shouting indistinctly ]
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Oh, my God! Go!
Go away! Go away!
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It's in here!
Go away! Go away!
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[ Screaming ]
Go away!
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♪♪
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Get ready to boop some snoots.
We're going to the "Dog Park."
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[ Dog barking ]
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Man: Sherman,
did you feed Bruno?
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Yes.
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Bruno,
did Sherman feed you?
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[ Bruno howls ]
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♪♪
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[ Laughter ]
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Ribeiro: It's supposed to be
a chew toy,
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but it's
a too-far-away-from-you toy.
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[ Laughter continues ]
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[ Children babbling ]
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Coughing ]
Woman: Bobby. Yes.
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Oh, my God.
I'm crying.
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It's a good thing she has
a crazy vertical.
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The toy down.
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[ Child screams ]
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Woman: Lemon,
who ate all the chicken?
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Who took the little bag
of chicken
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off the dining room table,
Lemon?
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♪♪
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Did you do it?
Lemon...
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Where's the chicken?
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♪♪
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[ Woman laughs ]
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Well, there are worse messes
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he could have made
in your living room.
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[ Woman laughing ]
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♪♪
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[ Toy squeaking ]
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♪♪
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It's not the normal way
to squeak a toy,
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but it still squeaks.
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[ Squeaking ]
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Man: Are you ready
to load up?
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You ready
to go for a ride?
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[ Dog whimpers ]
Let's go.
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[ Dog howls ]
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Are you sure?
Let's go.
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You ready to ride?
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[ Howls ]
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Are you sure?
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Dog growling ]
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[ Woman laughs ]
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[ Growling ]
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[ Snarls ]
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Ribeiro: I think "Pomeranian"
is French for "That dog's
nuts."
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[ Growling continues ]
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Woman:
You want to go outside?
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♪♪
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Woman: Do you hear the
mailman? Hey.
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♪♪
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Here he comes.
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Wait, wait.
Man: Wait, Buddy.
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Come here.
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To some dogs,
the mailman is a mortal enemy.
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To Buddy, he's a coworker.
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[ Laughs ]
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Good boy.
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♪♪
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There's this unfair stereotype
about teen girls,
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that they're always looking
at their phones,
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and that if you're watching
this show with a teenage girl,
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she's probably looking down
at her phone right now.
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Well, that's just not true.
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Sorry, teenage girls.
That's just wrong.
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Please accept our apology
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in the form of this montage
starring you.
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♪ Y'all tripping on air, uh
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♪ No, no I don't care
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♪ I be making 'em stare
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♪ Like, "Look, Ma, no hands"
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♪ Yeah, I'm making my moves,
uh ♪
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[ Girls scream ]
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♪ I do what I do
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♪ Uh, I make my own rules,
yeah ♪
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[ Laughs ]
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♪ I can't help raise
the ceiling ♪
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♪ I push it to the limit
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[ Laughter ]
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♪ I'm feeling like a million
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♪ I can't help raise
the ceiling, alright ♪
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♪ I push it to the limit
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♪ Y'all try to keep up, uh,
y'all try to keep up ♪
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♪ T-T-Try to keep up, yeah
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Oh!
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♪ T-T-Try to keep up, yeah
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♪ T-T-Try to keep up
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♪♪
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[ Glass shatters ]
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♪ Cause I do it like this, uh
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♪ And I do it like that, uh
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♪ I turn it all up, uh
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♪ And I bring it all back
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♪ I'm feeling like a million
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♪ I can't help raise
the ceiling ♪
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♪ I push it to the limit
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♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah
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♪ I'm feeling like a million
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♪ I can't help raise
the ceiling ♪
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♪ I push it to the limit
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[ Laughter ]
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♪ T-T-Try to keep up,
oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ T-T-Try to keep up, oh-oh
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♪ T-T-Try to keep up,
oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
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♪ T-T-Try to keep up
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪ I'm feeling like a million
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Do you have a funny video
worth $20,000?
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What are you waiting for?
Upload it to AFV.com.
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♪ Like a million
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♪ I can't help raise
the ceiling ♪
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♪ I push it to the limit
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♪ Y'all try to keep up, uh
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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When I was younger, I'd tell
a joke and people would say,
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"That's such a guy joke."
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Now when I tell a joke,
they say,
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"That's such a dad joke."
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So I asked my friend,
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"When does a guy joke
become a dad joke?"
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And he said, "Well, when
a guy joke loves a woman joke,
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they get married.
Then the guy joke" --
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Hold on a second.
My producer's going like this.
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Wait a minute,
either my tie is crooked
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or she needs the Heimlich.
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I'm coming, Michele!
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[ Laughter ]
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See if you can guess
who's not a fan of camels.
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh!
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[ Screams ]
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Babe! Babe!
What are you doing?
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
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What is wrong
with you?
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♪♪
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Ribeiro:
Oh, my. This is a tragedy!
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He doesn't have any salsa.
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♪♪
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What's cuter and scarier than
the newspaper on your porch?
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[ Fawn cries, man screams ]
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A newborn deer on your porch.
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♪♪
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[ Man screaming ]
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♪♪
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[ Fawn bleating ]
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♪♪
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[ Fawn bleats ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Woman: And now for his next
trick, Chucho the lemur cat
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is going to screw up
my blinds.
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Oy. Oy.
[ Laughs ] Oh, wow.
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I get the feeling Chucho
is quite a handful.
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Or pawful. I don't really
know how that works.
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Wow. This is just -- Wow.
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[ Laughs, snorts ]
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Wow.
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♪♪
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Not many trucks deliver
and do returns at the same
time.
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♪♪
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[ Wah-wah-wah sound ]
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♪♪
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Boy: Nooo!
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♪♪
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No! No! My homework!
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No! My homework! No!
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No! My homework!
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No!
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♪♪
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My homework!
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♪♪
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Dukie!
I'm going to crush you.
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My homework!
He stole my homework!
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This is my homework.
This is all my homework.
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This is my homework!
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[ Applause ]
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It's time for "Versus."
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Join us as four-legged mammals
on ramps taking headers
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take on birthday treats
that make everything wetter.
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[ Bell dings ]
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Tonight on "Versus"...
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The sliders are up first,
and behind this woman
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is a careening kid.
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[ Goat bleats ]
Oh!
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This cake may look yummy,
but it's just way to runny.
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[ Laughter ]
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The goats strike back
by sliding on their back.
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[ Laughter, goat bleats ]
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And the cake that is pink
is moister than you think.
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Mom!
[ Laughter ]
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Ribeiro:
This billy goat gets gruff
when his balance is not
enough.
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[ Goat bleats ]
283
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It's never too soon for
an icing-covered water
balloon.
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[ Laughter ]
285
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And, oh, golly! That goat
flips for that collie.
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♪♪
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Woman:
Is it angel food?
288
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The moist cakes
have one last chance
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to flood the competition.
290
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,068
[ Laughter ]
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Is it enough?
292
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And the winner is...
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[ Bell dings ]
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Goats on slides.
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Join us next time
when the furry freaks take
on...
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[ Cow moos ]
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...on "Versus."
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪♪
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Some things are better
when they go quick --
301
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lines at the DMV,
rush-hour traffic.
302
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,065
Other things are better
when they take a long time --
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00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:48,101
dinner with friends,
Hawaiian vacations,
304
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,203
and best of all,
people falling down.
305
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,905
Because if a fall is funny,
a faller that takes forever
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to finish falling
is even funnier.
307
00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,644
I don't know where
the sidewalk ends,
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but she almost stumbles to it.
309
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,047
♪♪
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[ Car horn honks ]
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♪♪
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Man: Okay, take two.
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She's never
played pickleball before,
314
00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,621
and it shows.
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Okay.
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♪♪
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[ Laughter ]
318
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,462
The lady in yellow
shouldn't get that low.
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[ Woman shouts, girl screams ]
320
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:22,001
[ Laughter ]
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Woman: Go.
322
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,305
♪♪
323
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:26,739
They said "no diving."
324
00:13:26,839 --> 00:13:28,541
They didn't say
"no stumbling."
325
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♪♪
326
00:13:30,943 --> 00:13:33,279
[ Laughter ]
327
00:13:33,379 --> 00:13:35,248
[ Indistinct conversation ]
328
00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:38,418
There's got to be a better way
to ring the doorbell.
329
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♪♪
330
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:41,721
[ Doorbell rings ]
331
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,222
[ Dog barks ]
332
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,357
[ Laughs ]
333
00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:46,359
[ Applause ]
334
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♪♪
335
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,098
You know those
choose-your-own-mystery books?
336
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:55,001
Well, this is just like that.
Except that it's not a book,
337
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,270
and you don't actually
get to choose the mystery.
338
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:58,971
But it is a mystery.
339
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♪♪
340
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:01,541
Put your sleuthing cap on
341
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:04,577
and get ready for some
"Funsolved Mysteries."
342
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:06,212
♪♪
343
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:09,148
The question at hand --
How slow can a person run
344
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,784
after a car
that's rolling down a hill?
345
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:14,387
♪♪
346
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,329
Oh, no!
347
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,500
What's up?
348
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:32,805
Run, run, run, run!
349
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,907
♪♪
350
00:14:35,007 --> 00:14:36,409
A rodentia riddle --
351
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,779
Why does Rhonda have
a newfound respect for
hamsters?
352
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,013
♪♪
353
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,882
[ Laughs ]
Man: Rhonda!
354
00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:44,784
[ Screams ]
355
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,954
[ Laughter ]
356
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:55,695
A vexing
vacation complication --
357
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:58,297
Why is Nicole's carry-on
over the weight limit?
358
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,599
♪♪
359
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,134
[ Indistinct conversation ]
360
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,470
Man: Let's go,
wake up.
361
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,105
Boy: So scared.
362
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:08,508
A quandary
of the reptilian nature --
363
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,543
What would happen
if a giant tortoise
364
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,645
ate a giant bean burrito?
365
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,547
♪♪
366
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,717
No, thank you.
367
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:21,053
No, thank you.
368
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,054
Woman: You don't like
the turtle?
369
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,122
Come sit.
370
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:24,123
[ Turtle farts ]
371
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:25,525
[ Screams ]
372
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,995
These mysteries aren't just
solved, they're "funsolved."
373
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:35,902
♪♪
374
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,339
♪♪
375
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,843
One of the writers told me
they think of this show as a
band
376
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,845
and each season
as a new album.
377
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,680
You can't keep releasing
the same album
378
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:48,981
or people will get bored,
379
00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:52,185
but you also can't just
completely change genres.
380
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,021
Gradual evolution is the key.
Then he said,
381
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,989
"And that's why you can't do
a ten-minute
382
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:59,492
interpretive jazz dance
in the middle of the show."
383
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:03,863
Yeah. And I said, "You sure?
It's very avant-garde."
384
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,065
Then he pretended
to get on a call on his phone
385
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,668
and then just walked away.
So he's thinking on it.
386
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:09,936
He's thinking on it.
Yeah.
387
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,605
You watch this while I work on
my moves. Come on.
388
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,640
[ Laughter ]
389
00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,776
[ Cheers and applause ]
390
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,379
Hey, Benny. Hey, Case.
391
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,982
I'm going to be the first one
down your slide.
392
00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:33,159
Mother-in-law,
first one down the slide!
393
00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:36,829
Oh!
394
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,898
[ Laughs ]
395
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,970
Mother-in-law broke the slide!
396
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:47,240
Ribeiro: See? She can hit
the broad side of a barn.
397
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,408
Man: Oof.
398
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,645
♪♪
399
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,881
Woman: Uh, see,
he sees squirrels.
400
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,149
[ Laughs ]
Watch those steps, Bubby!
401
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,118
[ Gasps ] Oh, geez!
402
00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:00,853
I just tripped.
[ Laughs ]
403
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:03,956
Girl: We've been looking
everywhere for our dog, Chip.
404
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,791
And we're moving,
and we put
405
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:08,761
all our stuffed animals
in this one moving box,
406
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,965
and that is exactly
where we found Chip.
407
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:14,166
[ Audience "Awws" ]
408
00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:19,105
Mm-hmm. So, Chip,
you have anything to say?
409
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,707
Oh, Chip, what are we ever
going to do with you?
410
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:24,377
The more I see porch swings,
411
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,646
the more I don't want one.
412
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,715
Man: Oh, my God!
413
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:32,919
[ Cowbells jangling ]
414
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,288
These cows are going
on a long walk.
415
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,057
But one of them figured out
how to make it half a walk.
416
00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,426
[ Laughter ]
417
00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:42,161
Woman: Oh, look.
418
00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:43,362
[ Laughter ]
419
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:44,830
Woman #2:
They are just playing.
420
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,401
If you're going to have
a rooster attack you
421
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,770
in the backyard, make sure
you have enough cameras
422
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,572
to catch every angle.
423
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,575
[ Rooster clucking,
girl screaming ]
424
00:17:55,675 --> 00:18:02,014
♪♪
425
00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:08,521
♪♪
426
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:11,524
[ Girl screaming,
dog barking ]
427
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,894
♪♪
428
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,495
Good dog.
429
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,097
♪♪
430
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:21,100
[ Applause ]
431
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,335
♪♪
432
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:28,007
Together: Hey, Alfonso!
433
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:32,979
We want to see
more makeup videos.
434
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:36,015
[ Laughs ] Okay,
Alexandria and Evangeline.
435
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,617
You want to see
more makeup videos?
436
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:40,620
Well, here are some that
are sure to make you "blush."
437
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,054
♪♪
438
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:44,323
That's supposed to go
on your eyelids,
439
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:45,758
not your eyeballs.
440
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,426
[ Blows ]
441
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:49,195
Oh, you didn't see that.
442
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,464
♪♪
443
00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,866
Oh.
444
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,971
Oh, no.
445
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,873
Look at me.
446
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:05,378
Woman: Oh, my gosh.
447
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,914
[ Gasps ]
Why did you do that?
448
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:10,716
Because he didn't
have no hair.
449
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,252
[ Laughs ]
450
00:19:13,352 --> 00:19:16,789
Oh, Jude,
what happened?
451
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:22,028
Woman: Sam,
where's my ChapStick?
452
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,162
[ Man speaks indistinctly ]
453
00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:26,065
It's all gone.
Where did it go?
454
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,834
Did you put it on?
455
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:31,871
But it's all gone. Look.
456
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:34,273
Where is it?
457
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,542
Did it fall on the ground
or did you eat it?
458
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:37,543
Ate it.
459
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,612
Did you really eat it?
460
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,347
Man: Come over here.
I think Santa left something
461
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:43,282
for you over here.
Come here.
462
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:46,018
Autumn.
Go over there.
463
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,421
[ Girl screams ]
464
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,525
I love it!
465
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:02,068
[ Upbeat music plays ]
466
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,470
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
467
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,639
Ribeiro: Well, I don't think
she used that mirror
468
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,774
to put on her makeup anyway.
469
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,743
♪ What
470
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,545
[ Glass shatters ]
471
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:17,383
♪♪
472
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:20,720
Woman:
What did you do, Chloe?
473
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,723
♪♪
474
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,826
[ Laughs ]
What is all over your face?
475
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:30,529
Ribeiro: I can't believe this.
That's not even her shade.
476
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:32,932
Did you eat lipstick?
477
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,768
What is that?
What did you do?
478
00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,204
♪♪
479
00:20:38,304 --> 00:20:42,274
[ Sighs ] You are a bad girl.
Look at that.
480
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:47,179
♪♪
481
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:49,348
All pets love to be pet,
482
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,751
but as you'll see,
some pets will stop at nothing
483
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:55,821
to make sure they get
the proper amount of loving.
484
00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:08,801
♪♪
485
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:18,577
♪♪
486
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:28,387
♪♪
487
00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:38,130
♪♪
488
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:47,873
♪♪
489
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:57,650
♪♪
490
00:21:57,750 --> 00:22:07,459
♪♪
491
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,061
I wonder what he wants.
492
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,629
[ Laughter ]
493
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:13,666
[ Cheers and applause ]
494
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:16,902
♪♪
495
00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:22,007
[ Cheers and applause ]
496
00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:24,143
♪♪
497
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:26,111
We all have that one friend.
498
00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:29,582
Let's call him Dave.
Dave's a nincompoop.
499
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,117
Yeah, remember when
he bet you 50 bucks
500
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:33,519
he could fit through
the dog door?
501
00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:35,855
Yeah.
That's why "AFV" is so great.
502
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,423
You get to have Dave
in your living room
503
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,792
without actually having Dave
in
your living room.
504
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:40,926
[ Laughter ]
505
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:44,330
They ask me what it takes
to get this sassy.
506
00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:46,732
♪♪
507
00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:49,268
[ Laughter ]
508
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,837
♪♪
509
00:22:51,937 --> 00:22:54,440
Ribeiro:
This kid's about to be
benched.
510
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:57,543
[ Laughter ]
511
00:22:57,643 --> 00:23:01,013
You can't see the bees,
but you know they're there.
512
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:04,016
[ Woman screaming ]
513
00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:09,755
♪♪
514
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:11,490
[ Bees buzzing ]
515
00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:15,294
[ Screaming continues ]
516
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,996
No! No!
517
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:21,600
♪♪
518
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:23,602
[ Laughter ]
519
00:23:23,702 --> 00:23:27,006
♪♪
520
00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:28,774
Oh, no!
521
00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:32,011
Hey, there, we're reporting
here from the back deck.
522
00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:35,347
Ribeiro: The rain won't stop
him, but the rotten deck will.
523
00:23:35,447 --> 00:23:36,382
Alright.
[ Wood cracks ]
524
00:23:36,482 --> 00:23:38,384
♪♪
525
00:23:38,484 --> 00:23:40,753
Ready?
Man: Mm-hmm.
526
00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:44,590
Ribeiro: Oh! This is one of
those how-not-to videos.
527
00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:48,160
♪♪
528
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,161
Whew!
529
00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:52,965
♪♪
530
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:56,335
Uh! Uh! Uh!
531
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:59,238
Man: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Uh! Uh!
532
00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:02,675
[ Laughs ]
533
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,476
Woman: Ohh!
534
00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:08,380
In Jenga, your turn's not over
until you finish gloating.
535
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,383
[ Laughter ]
536
00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:18,824
♪♪
537
00:24:18,924 --> 00:24:26,265
♪♪
538
00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:33,639
♪♪
539
00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:37,476
Sometimes, delayed reactions
are the best reactions.
540
00:24:37,576 --> 00:24:38,777
♪♪
541
00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:41,880
[ Bottles clattering ]
542
00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:45,684
[ Cheers and applause ]
543
00:24:45,784 --> 00:24:50,289
♪♪
544
00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:52,524
I've heard that a lot of
people watch this show
545
00:24:52,624 --> 00:24:54,226
with their fingers
on the remote,
546
00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:56,428
not because they're getting
ready to change the channel,
547
00:24:56,528 --> 00:24:58,364
but because they want to hit
the rewind button
548
00:24:58,464 --> 00:24:59,732
to see stuff again.
549
00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:01,533
Well, for the next few
minutes, we've got you
covered.
550
00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:03,635
We'll do all the rewinding,
because some things
551
00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:05,237
are worth another look.
552
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,638
[ Rewinding ]
553
00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:08,407
Hats off to you, my man.
554
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,942
♪♪
555
00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:10,943
[ Rewinding ]
556
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:16,015
♪♪
557
00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:17,082
Man: That's what I have
to do?
558
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:18,217
Two, four, six, eight.
559
00:25:18,317 --> 00:25:20,285
A little more headroom
would be great.
560
00:25:20,919 --> 00:25:22,121
Woman: Oh!
[ Laughter ]
561
00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:23,155
[ Rewinding ]
562
00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:26,792
[ Laughter ]
563
00:25:26,892 --> 00:25:28,527
Woman: Go.
564
00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:31,030
Ribeiro: They're trying to
toss their little brother in.
565
00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:32,231
Look who comes to help.
566
00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:33,799
Girls: Three!
Woman: Oh!
567
00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:34,967
[ Rewinding ]
568
00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:36,468
[ Slow-motion ] Three!
569
00:25:36,568 --> 00:25:39,004
[ Slow-motion laughter ]
570
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:44,176
Ribeiro: Surprisingly, this
doesn't come up often in a
game.
571
00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:45,411
Whoo!
572
00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:48,947
[ Rewinding ]
573
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,716
[ Slow-motion cheering ]
574
00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:54,753
♪♪
575
00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:59,358
No puppy could resist
a trampoline master like this.
576
00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:00,726
Woman: Oh! [ Laughs ]
577
00:26:00,826 --> 00:26:04,229
[ Rewinding ]
578
00:26:04,329 --> 00:26:07,733
[ Slow-motion ] Oh! [ Laughs ]
579
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,134
Ribeiro:
She doesn't catch a rebound,
580
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:11,303
but at least she catches
the light fixture.
581
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:12,304
[ Indistinct shouting ]
582
00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:13,806
[ Laughter ]
583
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:15,507
[ Rewinding ]
584
00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:17,843
[ Slow-motion shouting ]
585
00:26:17,943 --> 00:26:22,281
♪♪
586
00:26:22,381 --> 00:26:24,283
Boy: Oh, so --
Woman: Shh.
587
00:26:24,383 --> 00:26:26,552
It took him 36 years,
588
00:26:26,652 --> 00:26:30,089
but he finally
found his calling.
589
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:31,690
Hyah! Whoo!
590
00:26:31,790 --> 00:26:32,858
[ Rewinding ]
591
00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:34,526
♪♪
592
00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:37,529
[ Cheering ]
593
00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:38,764
♪♪
594
00:26:38,864 --> 00:26:41,033
[ Cheers and applause ]
595
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,701
What?!
596
00:26:42,801 --> 00:26:47,673
♪♪
597
00:26:47,773 --> 00:26:51,043
Women complain that men aren't
sensitive enough.
598
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:53,579
Well, I disagree.
Men are plenty sensitive.
599
00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:55,981
Granted, our sensitivity
is usually limited
600
00:26:56,081 --> 00:26:59,751
to one key body part,
and, boy, is it sensitive.
601
00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:01,787
Check out
"AFV's" ten favorite fellas
602
00:27:01,887 --> 00:27:04,089
who will need an ice pack
on their privates.
603
00:27:04,189 --> 00:27:05,524
♪♪
604
00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:10,929
Oh!
605
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,668
[ Man shouts ]
606
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:21,039
♪ Ah, ooo, ah
607
00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:22,040
What's happening
right now?
608
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:23,742
♪ Ooo-ah, ooh-ooh
609
00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:25,244
Oh!
610
00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:31,483
[ Man grunts ]
611
00:27:31,583 --> 00:27:32,651
[ Laughter ]
612
00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:37,856
♪♪
613
00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:39,158
[ Shouts ]
614
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:43,395
[ Shouts ]
615
00:27:48,934 --> 00:27:49,935
[ Laughing ] Oh!
616
00:27:50,035 --> 00:27:51,236
[ Laughter ]
617
00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:57,409
[ Man laughs ]
618
00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:01,647
God, there's a bee
in my veil!
619
00:28:01,747 --> 00:28:03,682
Oh!
[ Laughter ]
620
00:28:03,782 --> 00:28:07,819
And coming in the top spot
of "AFV's" ten favorite fellas
621
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,722
who will need an ice pack
on their privates, it's...
622
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,995
[ Shouts ]
623
00:28:17,095 --> 00:28:18,263
[ Laughter ]
624
00:28:18,363 --> 00:28:21,400
[ Cheers and applause ]
625
00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:26,905
"Mess." That's an ugly word,
isn't it?
626
00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:30,509
And a bunch of mess videos
in a row could get, well,
messy.
627
00:28:30,609 --> 00:28:32,778
But I think we'll all feel
a bit better
628
00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:35,948
if we simply call it
a disorganization celebration,
629
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:38,050
add some fun music,
and be grateful
630
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:41,220
that we aren't the ones
who have to clean any of it
up.
631
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,889
[ "Hallelujah Chorus" plays ]
632
00:28:43,989 --> 00:28:48,093
♪♪
633
00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:50,128
♪ Hallelujah
634
00:28:50,229 --> 00:28:51,997
♪ Hallelujah
635
00:28:52,097 --> 00:28:53,932
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah
636
00:28:54,032 --> 00:28:56,301
♪ Hallelujah
637
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,470
♪ Hallelujah
638
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:00,305
♪ Hallelujah
639
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,441
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah
640
00:29:02,541 --> 00:29:04,810
♪ Hallelujah
641
00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:11,149
♪ For the Lord God Omnipotent
reigneth ♪
642
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,251
♪ Hallelujah
643
00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:13,318
♪ Hallelujah
644
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:14,386
♪ Hallelujah
645
00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:15,621
♪ Hallelujah
646
00:29:15,721 --> 00:29:21,860
♪ For the Lord God Omnipotent
reigneth ♪
647
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,061
♪ Hallelujah
648
00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:24,129
♪ Hallelujah
649
00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:25,197
♪ Hallelujah
650
00:29:25,297 --> 00:29:26,565
♪ Hallelujah
651
00:29:26,665 --> 00:29:30,202
[ Chorus vocalizing ]
652
00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:32,004
[ Woman gasps ]
653
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:35,540
♪ Hallelujah
654
00:29:35,641 --> 00:29:38,610
[ Chorus vocalizes ]
655
00:29:38,710 --> 00:29:39,911
♪ Hallelujah
656
00:29:40,012 --> 00:29:41,446
♪ Hallelujah
657
00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:44,249
♪ Hallelujah
658
00:29:44,349 --> 00:29:47,853
[ Chorus vocalizing ]
659
00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:50,355
♪ Hallelujah
660
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:52,124
♪♪
661
00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:53,792
[ Laughter ]
662
00:29:53,892 --> 00:29:55,294
♪♪
663
00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:59,331
Got a funny video?
Upload it to AFV.com.
664
00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:08,073
♪♪
665
00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:12,077
♪♪
666
00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:13,245
[ Applause ]
667
00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:16,081
Adults know when little kids
say funny things,
668
00:30:16,181 --> 00:30:19,251
but do little kids know when
other kids say funny things?
669
00:30:19,351 --> 00:30:21,787
I mean, does a four-year-old
ever say to his buddies,
670
00:30:21,887 --> 00:30:24,923
"You guys get a load of what
Ethan just said before
naptime?
671
00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:27,159
I'm telling you,
that kid's comedy gold."
672
00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:28,827
[ Laughs ] Yeah.
I don't know.
673
00:30:28,927 --> 00:30:31,963
But I do know funny when
I see it and when I hear it.
674
00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:33,665
[ Laughter ]
675
00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:34,666
Woman: Say, "Hi, Marie."
676
00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,568
Hi, Marie.
677
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,470
Need some help?
Mm-hmm.
678
00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:46,044
♪♪
679
00:30:46,144 --> 00:30:48,714
Mm! Money!
680
00:30:48,814 --> 00:30:49,715
What do you say?
681
00:30:49,815 --> 00:30:51,416
Thank you!
682
00:30:51,516 --> 00:30:55,420
Man: Callie,
you have a new sister, Laney.
683
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,722
Are you excited?
684
00:30:56,822 --> 00:30:57,923
No.
685
00:30:58,023 --> 00:31:00,659
Woman: Are you waving
to the tractor?
686
00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:02,794
Do you think he sees you?
687
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:04,930
[ Laughs ]
688
00:31:06,898 --> 00:31:09,034
Woman: Joshua, are you
cleaning the toilet?
689
00:31:09,134 --> 00:31:11,136
Yeah.
Well, you're doing
a good job.
690
00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:12,304
Boy: Ah!
691
00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:15,907
[ Woman laughs ]
692
00:31:16,007 --> 00:31:17,609
[ Boy yells ]
693
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:18,977
♪♪
694
00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:20,779
Hi!
Woman: Hi.
695
00:31:22,914 --> 00:31:29,888
♪♪
696
00:31:33,625 --> 00:31:36,228
I'm potty-trained!
Potty-trained!
697
00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,131
Woman: Who else name is Erik?
698
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:40,999
My dad.
699
00:31:41,099 --> 00:31:43,835
Yes. And your grandpa
is your dad's dad.
700
00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:45,504
My dad's dad?
701
00:31:45,604 --> 00:31:48,673
Whoa. I didn't know my dad
had a dad.
702
00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:50,142
[ Woman laughs ]
703
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:52,110
I said -- I said,
"Dad..."
704
00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:54,880
That's two --
That's two dads!
705
00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:57,682
Yes, your dad has a dad,
and he's your grandpa.
706
00:31:57,783 --> 00:31:59,918
Two dads!
707
00:32:00,018 --> 00:32:01,453
Woman: What does
it look like?
708
00:32:04,823 --> 00:32:06,358
Looks like
mama's butt crack?
709
00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:09,161
[ Laughs ]
710
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:13,999
♪♪
711
00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:15,901
Ribeiro: You know what
the world needs now?
712
00:32:19,137 --> 00:32:20,806
One-fifty. [ Babbles ]
713
00:32:20,906 --> 00:32:23,074
One-fifty. One-fifty.
I got one-fifty.
714
00:32:23,175 --> 00:32:25,710
Can I get two hundred?
[ Babbles ]
715
00:32:25,811 --> 00:32:28,213
Two hundred. Two hundred.
[ Babbles ]
716
00:32:28,313 --> 00:32:29,114
♪♪
717
00:32:29,214 --> 00:32:30,315
Ribeiro:
I hope you've enjoyed...
718
00:32:32,517 --> 00:32:35,220
[ Applause ]
719
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,123
Weddings --
It's when people tie the knot,
720
00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:39,791
or in the case
of these next people,
721
00:32:39,891 --> 00:32:42,794
they tie the "not gonna
believe how bad that went."
722
00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:46,932
♪♪
723
00:32:47,032 --> 00:32:49,901
[ Indistinct conversations ]
724
00:32:50,001 --> 00:32:54,840
♪♪
725
00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:56,908
I don't know where
this wedding took place,
726
00:32:57,008 --> 00:33:00,345
but it's clearly somewhere
in the A. L. East.
727
00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:03,348
[ Crowd shouts ]
728
00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:06,384
[ Laughter ]
729
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:11,189
♪♪
730
00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:13,758
[ Dance music plays ]
731
00:33:13,859 --> 00:33:15,093
♪♪
732
00:33:15,193 --> 00:33:18,296
This is why the bride and
groom usually do a first dance
733
00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:20,098
and not a first dip.
734
00:33:20,198 --> 00:33:22,901
[ Crowd cheers ]
735
00:33:22,968 --> 00:33:25,904
[ Laughter ]
736
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:29,007
♪♪
737
00:33:29,107 --> 00:33:31,676
I'm not going to tell you
who was up way too late
738
00:33:31,776 --> 00:33:34,913
last night, but I'll let the
little sarcastic arrow tell
you.
739
00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:35,947
Woman: Hang on to this.
740
00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:37,282
I'm going to give you
the reading.
741
00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:40,085
[ Indistinct conversation ]
742
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,989
Woman: Oh! Oh, my God!
Man: What happened?
743
00:33:44,089 --> 00:33:45,290
Woman #2:
I don't know.
744
00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:47,459
Who is it?
I'm not sure.
745
00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:49,294
Who fell?
746
00:33:49,394 --> 00:33:51,062
Ribeiro: Call me
old fashioned,
747
00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:54,299
but I prefer a flower girl
in a frilly dress.
748
00:33:54,399 --> 00:33:57,269
[ Laughter ]
749
00:33:57,369 --> 00:34:03,808
♪♪
750
00:34:03,909 --> 00:34:10,382
♪♪
751
00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:12,751
[ Laughter and cheering ]
752
00:34:12,851 --> 00:34:14,586
[ Applause ]
753
00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:15,587
♪♪
754
00:34:15,687 --> 00:34:16,721
Man: Who gives Catrina...
755
00:34:16,821 --> 00:34:19,124
That dog is not
just a wedding crasher,
756
00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:20,825
he's a fashion critic.
757
00:34:20,926 --> 00:34:22,160
[ Woman gasps ]
758
00:34:22,260 --> 00:34:24,062
Woman:
Oh, my God! [ Laughs ]
759
00:34:24,162 --> 00:34:26,131
♪♪
760
00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:28,667
Since it is your intention to
enter the covenant
761
00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:30,135
of holy matrimony...
762
00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:32,571
This is a good sign,
right?
763
00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:34,072
[ Loud click ]
764
00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:36,174
[ Laughter ]
765
00:34:38,810 --> 00:34:40,412
Don't play. Don't play.
766
00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:43,648
[ Laughter ]
767
00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:46,284
He may have forgotten
the ring...
768
00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:47,319
[ Laughter ]
769
00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:48,853
...but he remembered
the Ring Pop.
770
00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:51,856
[ Laughter ]
771
00:34:51,957 --> 00:35:01,800
♪♪
772
00:35:01,900 --> 00:35:04,769
[ Laughter continues ]
773
00:35:04,869 --> 00:35:09,441
♪♪
774
00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:11,676
[ Cheers and applause ]
775
00:35:14,879 --> 00:35:16,481
Happy New Year!
776
00:35:16,581 --> 00:35:18,917
Okay, I'm probably not the
first to wish you that,
777
00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:21,853
but I bet I'm the first to
wish you'd send the videos
778
00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:24,022
of your New Year's Eve
festivities to "AFV,"
779
00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:26,491
because New Year's Eve videos
are tonight's
780
00:35:26,591 --> 00:35:28,793
Assignment America.
Need some examples?
781
00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:31,529
Well, here they are
in three, two, one...
782
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:32,764
[ "Auld Lang Syne" plays ]
783
00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:34,099
[ Cork pops ]
784
00:35:36,101 --> 00:35:37,669
[ Laughter ]
785
00:35:37,769 --> 00:35:38,937
♪♪
786
00:35:39,037 --> 00:35:41,740
Man: 3, 2, 1!
787
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,342
All: Happy New Year!
788
00:35:44,442 --> 00:35:45,377
Oh!
789
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,145
♪♪
790
00:35:47,245 --> 00:35:49,147
[ Laughter ]
791
00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:50,148
Woman: Let's not...
792
00:35:50,248 --> 00:35:53,084
[ Laughter ]
793
00:35:53,184 --> 00:35:54,452
♪♪
794
00:35:54,552 --> 00:35:57,455
[ People cheering ]
795
00:35:57,555 --> 00:35:59,557
[ Woman screaming ]
796
00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:00,825
[ Applause ]
797
00:36:00,925 --> 00:36:03,294
Whether your New Year's Eve
turned into an epic bash
798
00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:05,764
or was simply
a big ol' champagne in the
butt,
799
00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:06,865
we want to see the proof.
800
00:36:06,965 --> 00:36:09,034
Jess, tell them more.
801
00:36:09,134 --> 00:36:10,902
Out with the old
and in with the new --
802
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,204
the new New Year's Eve videos,
that is.
803
00:36:13,304 --> 00:36:15,473
Make it your resolution
to send us your craziest
804
00:36:15,573 --> 00:36:16,875
New Year's Eve video.
805
00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:19,644
It might just win you
$20,000 or even $100,000.
806
00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:21,746
Just upload the video
to AFV.com.
807
00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:24,416
For full contest rules,
log on to AFV.com.
808
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:27,485
'Cause there's no better way
to ring in 2023
809
00:36:27,585 --> 00:36:30,088
than with 20 grand from "AFV."
810
00:36:32,290 --> 00:36:36,394
♪♪
811
00:36:36,494 --> 00:36:39,364
We've seen lots of great
videos, but here's the hitch
--
812
00:36:39,464 --> 00:36:41,666
only the top three
will make somebody rich.
813
00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:43,368
So let's meet our finalists.
814
00:36:43,468 --> 00:36:46,438
First up, a trip to the
bathroom leads to a fail
815
00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:49,074
when the toilet paper
leaves an embarrassing trail.
816
00:36:49,174 --> 00:36:50,608
It's "2-Ply Surprise,"
817
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:53,778
sent in by Sheri Stomberg
from Temple, Texas.
818
00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:55,046
[ Cheers and applause ]
819
00:36:55,146 --> 00:36:58,049
What's funny?
Woman: [ Laughs ]
820
00:36:58,149 --> 00:36:59,084
I don't even
understand that.
821
00:36:59,184 --> 00:37:01,086
[ Laughs ]
822
00:37:01,186 --> 00:37:03,188
[ Laughs ] Seriously.
Oh, my God.
823
00:37:03,288 --> 00:37:05,390
[ Gasps, laughs ]
824
00:37:05,490 --> 00:37:06,725
Hold on.
825
00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:07,625
Really?
826
00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:10,328
[ Laughter ]
827
00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:12,931
Joining us are
Sheri and Jonathan.
828
00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:15,867
Now, Jonathan, when Sheri
started laughing at you
829
00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,068
and grabbed the camera,
830
00:37:17,168 --> 00:37:20,438
did you have any idea
what you had just done?
831
00:37:20,538 --> 00:37:23,408
[ Laughs ]
I had no idea.
832
00:37:23,508 --> 00:37:26,144
You know what? It's better
that that happened at home
833
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,279
than at a restaurant, right?
834
00:37:28,379 --> 00:37:29,981
Yes. [ Laughs ]
835
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,250
That could have been
kind of embarrassing, baby.
836
00:37:32,350 --> 00:37:34,419
A little bit.
[ Laughs ]
837
00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:36,721
Alright.
Well, good luck, alright?
838
00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:38,857
Thank you.
Alright.
839
00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:42,060
Next up, all she wanted
was to be first down the
slide,
840
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,029
but the way things turned out
was a hit to her pride.
841
00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:46,531
It's "Mother-in-Law-Breaker"
842
00:37:46,631 --> 00:37:49,667
sent in by Kerri Sabo
from Virginia Beach, Virginia.
843
00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:51,002
[ Cheers and applause ]
844
00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:53,171
Hey, Benny. Hey, Case.
845
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,774
I'm going to be the first one
down your slide.
846
00:37:57,742 --> 00:38:00,712
Mother-in-law,
first one down the slide!
847
00:38:03,414 --> 00:38:04,783
Oh!
848
00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:07,519
[ Laughs ]
849
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:08,553
[ Applause ]
850
00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:10,255
Joining us is Kerri.
851
00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:13,391
Now, I hear you're so close
to your next-door neighbors
852
00:38:13,491 --> 00:38:16,227
that they affectionately
call you "the mother-in-law,"
853
00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:20,265
and you went down their new
slide as a little payback.
854
00:38:20,365 --> 00:38:22,934
What exactly was
this payback for?
855
00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:25,570
Well, my neighbor --
son-in-law, Benny,
856
00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:28,540
thinks it's funny to be
the first one in our pool
857
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,543
every season
and jokes about it.
858
00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:34,245
And last summer,
they put in a pool.
859
00:38:34,345 --> 00:38:37,182
And so, my payback
was going to be
860
00:38:37,282 --> 00:38:39,918
to get in their pool first,
but then I got home from work
861
00:38:40,018 --> 00:38:42,053
and I saw
their slide had arrived.
862
00:38:42,153 --> 00:38:43,922
I was going to send
a little video to Benny,
863
00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:46,124
like he usually does to me,
864
00:38:46,224 --> 00:38:49,060
and tell him I was the first
one down his slide --
865
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,263
which I still was the first
one down the slide, I just --
866
00:38:52,363 --> 00:38:54,465
Oh, yeah. No, you were
definitely the first down
867
00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:57,936
the slide, and down she went.
Yeah. [ Laughs ]
868
00:38:58,036 --> 00:38:59,871
Well, good luck, okay?
869
00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:01,372
Thank you.
870
00:39:01,472 --> 00:39:03,575
Alright.
Finally, a little toddler
871
00:39:03,675 --> 00:39:05,410
has a surprised expression
872
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:08,012
after his brother performs
a makeover session.
873
00:39:08,112 --> 00:39:11,482
It's "Beautiful Baby Brows"
sent in by McKenzie Poland
874
00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,518
from Royse City, Texas.
875
00:39:13,618 --> 00:39:16,287
[ Cheers and applause ]
876
00:39:16,387 --> 00:39:19,057
Woman: Oh, my gosh.
877
00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:22,227
[ Gasps ]
Why did you do that?
878
00:39:22,327 --> 00:39:24,395
Because he didn't
have no hair.
879
00:39:24,495 --> 00:39:26,531
[ Laughs ]
880
00:39:26,631 --> 00:39:30,101
Oh, Jude,
what happened?
881
00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:34,572
Joining us are McKenzie,
Jonas, Kason, Jude, and
Karter.
882
00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:37,976
Now, the kids were playing
with chalk in the other room,
883
00:39:38,076 --> 00:39:39,911
and you noticed,
like all of us parents do,
884
00:39:40,011 --> 00:39:41,346
it was a little too quiet.
885
00:39:41,446 --> 00:39:43,781
Did you expect to find
Kason had turned Jude
886
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:45,316
into an art project?
887
00:39:45,416 --> 00:39:47,151
No, I had no idea.
I was like,
888
00:39:47,252 --> 00:39:48,820
walking in,
and it was really quiet.
889
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,922
I was like,
"Hmm, something's not good."
890
00:39:51,022 --> 00:39:53,024
So, she got hair chalk
for her birthday,
891
00:39:53,124 --> 00:39:54,392
and he decided
to be creative with it.
892
00:39:54,492 --> 00:39:55,460
[ Laughs ]
893
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,561
You know what?
And it's a good thing
894
00:39:56,661 --> 00:39:58,997
it was chalk
and not permanent marker.
895
00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:00,798
Yes, yes, I agree.
Yes.
896
00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:02,634
You would have
a beautiful redhead.
897
00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:03,868
Beautiful redhead.
898
00:40:03,968 --> 00:40:06,237
[ Laughs ]
Alright, good luck, guys.
899
00:40:06,337 --> 00:40:07,872
Alright.
Well, we're going to find out
900
00:40:07,972 --> 00:40:09,540
who takes home the cash
in just a minute.
901
00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:11,476
But first, let's take a look
at some of the clips
902
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:12,844
that didn't make our top three
903
00:40:12,944 --> 00:40:15,246
in tonight's
"Honorable Mention."
904
00:40:15,346 --> 00:40:17,515
♪♪
905
00:40:17,615 --> 00:40:20,251
[ Engine revving ]
906
00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:21,753
[ Tires screeching ]
907
00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:23,388
[ Crash ]
908
00:40:23,488 --> 00:40:26,257
[ Wobbling ]
909
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:29,627
♪♪
910
00:40:29,727 --> 00:40:30,929
[ Crashing ]
911
00:40:31,029 --> 00:40:32,864
[ Man shouts ]
912
00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:35,566
[ Music plays, zap ]
913
00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:38,903
♪♪
914
00:40:39,003 --> 00:40:41,272
[ Splat ]
915
00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:42,907
♪♪
916
00:40:43,007 --> 00:40:45,109
[ Electronic whirring ]
917
00:40:45,209 --> 00:40:46,945
♪♪
918
00:40:47,045 --> 00:40:48,513
[ Thud ]
919
00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:51,983
[ Cheers and applause ]
920
00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:54,018
Okay, it's time to hand out
tonight's prizes --
921
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,554
$20,000 for first,
$6,000 for second,
922
00:40:56,654 --> 00:40:58,656
and $4,000 for third.
Here we go.
923
00:40:58,756 --> 00:41:02,093
Our third place,
$4,000 winner is...
924
00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:05,263
"2-Ply Surprise,"
sent in by Sheri Stomberg
925
00:41:05,363 --> 00:41:07,165
from Temple, Texas.
926
00:41:07,265 --> 00:41:09,467
[ Cheers and applause ]
927
00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:11,202
Thank you.
928
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:13,604
And the winner of the $20,000
929
00:41:13,705 --> 00:41:17,275
and tonight's
funniest home video is...
930
00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:20,378
"Beautiful Baby Brows,"
sent in by McKenzie Poland
931
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:21,879
from Royse City, Texas.
932
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:25,817
We have Kason, Jude, McKenzie,
Jonas, and Karter.
933
00:41:25,917 --> 00:41:28,853
Yes! Congratulations.
934
00:41:28,953 --> 00:41:32,890
Now, is this the first time
the boys have gotten into
mischief,
935
00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:36,494
or is this something that
happens often in your house?
936
00:41:36,594 --> 00:41:38,396
So, this is the first time
that him and Jude
937
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,797
have gotten in trouble,
but I feel like
938
00:41:39,897 --> 00:41:41,966
it's the beginning
of very many. [ Laughs ]
939
00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:44,836
Well, I can't wait to see
more of these videos, okay?
940
00:41:44,936 --> 00:41:46,204
You gotta keep
sending them in,
941
00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:48,539
because this one
was very lucrative.
942
00:41:48,639 --> 00:41:53,878
Congratulations. You got
$20,000 and a shot at
$100,000.
943
00:41:53,978 --> 00:41:55,046
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah!
944
00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:58,182
Yes, congratulations, guys.
945
00:41:58,282 --> 00:41:59,417
I hate goodbyes.
946
00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:02,053
Unless your eccentric uncle
offers to sell you
947
00:42:02,153 --> 00:42:03,988
his brand new
car for 50 bucks.
948
00:42:04,088 --> 00:42:05,356
That's a really good buy.
[goodbye]
949
00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:07,125
Yeah.
Hey, we'll see you next time,
950
00:42:07,225 --> 00:42:08,426
and don't forget,
if you upload a video
951
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:11,062
and it airs on the show,
we'll send you an "AFV" T
-shirt.
952
00:42:11,162 --> 00:42:12,463
So, goodnight, everybody,
and remember,
953
00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:14,632
send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's.
954
00:42:14,732 --> 00:42:15,633
Goodnight, y'all.
955
00:42:15,733 --> 00:42:18,469
[ Cheers and applause ]
956
00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:21,472
-- Captions by VITAC --
957
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♪♪
958
00:42:29,814 --> 00:42:38,022
♪♪
959
00:42:38,122 --> 00:42:46,264
♪♪
960
00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:54,505
♪♪