Ribeiro: "AFV" is on.
Spoiler alert -- It looks like this.
♪♪
Alright.
[ Wood cracks ]
[ Indistinct conversation ]
♪♪
Man: Bruno, did Sherman feed you?
[ Bruno howls ]
♪♪
Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos."
And now, here he is, the host of our show --
Alfonso Ribeiro!
Let's do it, y'all!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Come on! Come on!
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Welcome to the show.
Thanks for spending your Sunday night with us.
After all, there are lots of funny,
family-friendly video shows
that have been on the air for 33 seasons
and give $20,000 to the winner every single week
and 100 grand a couple times a year.
Yeah, yeah.
What's that?
W-We're the only show that does that?
Wow. [ Chuckles ]
I-I-I should really watch more TV.
The problem is, I'm so busy putting you on TV,
it's kind of hard to find the time.
I mean, you understand?
♪♪
They're too young to drive a real car,
and that's probably a good thing.
Oh!
Oh, my God!
[ Laughing ]
♪♪
That horse has big ears.
That doesn't mean he's a good listener.
Woman: Don't bite his tail. [ Cat screeches ]
[ Horse neighs ]
What's funny? Woman: [ Laughs ]
I don't even understand that.
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ] Seriously. Oh, my God.
[ Gasps, laughs ]
How far -- How far does it go?
[ Laughter ]
[ Woman continues laughing ]
Ribeiro: Oh, no.
This guy's gonna cause another toilet paper shortage.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Hold on.
Really?
♪♪
Man: What is this? What is this?
Woman: [ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
What is this? What is this?
She can't walk, but she can levitate.
What is this?
...seen a baby do that.
I think our child's an alien.
[ Laughter ]
What is this? There's no wires.
[ Laughter ]
Children: Happy Birthday, Brady!
Adults: Happy birthday, Brady.
Hey, Brady.
[ Boy screams ]
We hope you have a really great day.
No!
[ Laughter ]
And I think for the purposes of, you know, the town hall,
let's -- let's just get into...
Um...Let's -- Let's --
Ribeiro: Dan loved working from home
until the dreaded squirrel incident.
Oh, my God! [ Shouting indistinctly ]
Oh, my God! Go! Go away! Go away!
It's in here! Go away! Go away!
[ Screaming ] Go away!
♪♪
Get ready to boop some snoots. We're going to the "Dog Park."
[ Dog barking ]
Man: Sherman, did you feed Bruno?
Yes.
Bruno, did Sherman feed you?
[ Bruno howls ]
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: It's supposed to be a chew toy,
but it's a too-far-away-from-you toy.
[ Laughter continues ]
[ Children babbling ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Coughing ] Woman: Bobby. Yes.
Oh, my God. I'm crying.
It's a good thing she has a crazy vertical.
The toy down.
[ Child screams ]
Woman: Lemon, who ate all the chicken?
Who took the little bag of chicken
off the dining room table, Lemon?
♪♪
Did you do it? Lemon...
Where's the chicken?
♪♪
[ Woman laughs ]
Well, there are worse messes
he could have made in your living room.
[ Woman laughing ]
♪♪
[ Toy squeaking ]
♪♪
It's not the normal way to squeak a toy,
but it still squeaks.
[ Squeaking ]
Man: Are you ready to load up?
You ready to go for a ride?
[ Dog whimpers ] Let's go.
[ Dog howls ]
Are you sure? Let's go.
You ready to ride?
[ Howls ]
Are you sure?
[ Laughter ]
[ Dog growling ]
[ Woman laughs ]
[ Growling ]
[ Snarls ]
Ribeiro: I think "Pomeranian" is French for "That dog's nuts."
[ Growling continues ]
Woman: You want to go outside?
♪♪
Woman: Do you hear the mailman? Hey.
♪♪
Here he comes.
Wait, wait. Man: Wait, Buddy.
Come here.
To some dogs, the mailman is a mortal enemy.
To Buddy, he's a coworker.
[ Laughs ]
Good boy.
♪♪
There's this unfair stereotype about teen girls,
that they're always looking at their phones,
and that if you're watching this show with a teenage girl,
she's probably looking down at her phone right now.
Well, that's just not true.
Sorry, teenage girls. That's just wrong.
Please accept our apology
in the form of this montage starring you.
♪ Y'all tripping on air, uh
♪ No, no I don't care
♪ I be making 'em stare
♪ Like, "Look, Ma, no hands"
♪ Yeah, I'm making my moves, uh ♪
[ Girls scream ]
♪ I do what I do
♪ Uh, I make my own rules, yeah ♪
[ Laughs ]
♪ I can't help raise the ceiling ♪
♪ I push it to the limit
[ Laughter ]
♪ I'm feeling like a million
♪ I can't help raise the ceiling, alright ♪
♪ I push it to the limit
♪ Y'all try to keep up, uh, y'all try to keep up ♪
♪ T-T-Try to keep up, yeah
Oh!
♪ T-T-Try to keep up, yeah
♪ T-T-Try to keep up
♪♪
[ Glass shatters ]
♪ Cause I do it like this, uh
♪ And I do it like that, uh
♪ I turn it all up, uh
♪ And I bring it all back
♪ I'm feeling like a million
♪ I can't help raise the ceiling ♪
♪ I push it to the limit
♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah
♪ I'm feeling like a million
♪ I can't help raise the ceiling ♪
♪ I push it to the limit
[ Laughter ]
♪ T-T-Try to keep up, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ T-T-Try to keep up, oh-oh
♪ T-T-Try to keep up, oh-oh-oh-oh ♪
♪ T-T-Try to keep up
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪ I'm feeling like a million
Do you have a funny video worth $20,000?
What are you waiting for? Upload it to AFV.com.
♪ Like a million
♪ I can't help raise the ceiling ♪
♪ I push it to the limit
♪ Y'all try to keep up, uh
[ Cheers and applause ]
When I was younger, I'd tell a joke and people would say,
"That's such a guy joke."
Now when I tell a joke, they say,
"That's such a dad joke."
So I asked my friend,
"When does a guy joke become a dad joke?"
And he said, "Well, when a guy joke loves a woman joke,
they get married. Then the guy joke" --
Hold on a second. My producer's going like this.
Wait a minute, either my tie is crooked
or she needs the Heimlich.
I'm coming, Michele!
[ Laughter ]
See if you can guess who's not a fan of camels.
[ Laughs ]
Oh!
[ Screams ]
Babe! Babe! What are you doing?
[ Laughs ]
What is wrong with you?
♪♪
Ribeiro: Oh, my. This is a tragedy!
He doesn't have any salsa.
♪♪
What's cuter and scarier than the newspaper on your porch?
[ Fawn cries, man screams ]
A newborn deer on your porch.
♪♪
[ Man screaming ]
♪♪
[ Fawn bleating ]
♪♪
[ Fawn bleats ]
♪♪
Woman: And now for his next trick, Chucho the lemur cat
is going to screw up my blinds.
Oy. Oy. [ Laughs ] Oh, wow.
I get the feeling Chucho is quite a handful.
Or pawful. I don't really know how that works.
Wow. This is just -- Wow.
[ Laughs, snorts ]
Wow.
♪♪
Not many trucks deliver and do returns at the same time.
♪♪
[ Wah-wah-wah sound ]
♪♪
Boy: Nooo!
♪♪
No! No! My homework!
No! My homework! No!
No! My homework!
No!
♪♪
My homework!
♪♪
Dukie! I'm going to crush you.
My homework! He stole my homework!
This is my homework. This is all my homework.
This is my homework!
[ Applause ]
It's time for "Versus."
Join us as four-legged mammals on ramps taking headers
take on birthday treats that make everything wetter.
[ Bell dings ]
Tonight on "Versus"...
The sliders are up first, and behind this woman
is a careening kid.
[ Goat bleats ] Oh!
This cake may look yummy, but it's just way to runny.
[ Laughter ]
The goats strike back by sliding on their back.
[ Laughter, goat bleats ]
And the cake that is pink is moister than you think.
Mom! [ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: This billy goat gets gruff when his balance is not enough.
[ Goat bleats ]
It's never too soon for an icing-covered water balloon.
[ Laughter ]
And, oh, golly! That goat flips for that collie.
♪♪
Woman: Is it angel food?
The moist cakes have one last chance
to flood the competition.
[ Laughter ]
Is it enough?
And the winner is...
[ Bell dings ]
Goats on slides.
Join us next time when the furry freaks take on...
[ Cow moos ]
...on "Versus."
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
Some things are better when they go quick --
lines at the DMV, rush-hour traffic.
Other things are better when they take a long time --
dinner with friends, Hawaiian vacations,
and best of all, people falling down.
Because if a fall is funny, a faller that takes forever
to finish falling is even funnier.
I don't know where the sidewalk ends,
but she almost stumbles to it.
♪♪
[ Car horn honks ]
♪♪
Man: Okay, take two.
She's never played pickleball before,
and it shows.
Okay.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
The lady in yellow shouldn't get that low.
[ Woman shouts, girl screams ]
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Go.
♪♪
They said "no diving."
They didn't say "no stumbling."
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
[ Indistinct conversation ]
There's got to be a better way to ring the doorbell.
♪♪
[ Doorbell rings ]
[ Dog barks ]
[ Laughs ]
[ Applause ]
♪♪
You know those choose-your-own-mystery books?
Well, this is just like that. Except that it's not a book,
and you don't actually get to choose the mystery.
But it is a mystery.
♪♪
Put your sleuthing cap on
and get ready for some "Funsolved Mysteries."
♪♪
The question at hand -- How slow can a person run
after a car that's rolling down a hill?
♪♪
Oh, no!
What's up?
Run, run, run, run!
♪♪
A rodentia riddle --
Why does Rhonda have a newfound respect for hamsters?
♪♪
[ Laughs ] Man: Rhonda!
[ Screams ]
[ Laughter ]
A vexing vacation complication --
Why is Nicole's carry-on over the weight limit?
♪♪
[ Indistinct conversation ]
Man: Let's go, wake up.
Boy: So scared.
A quandary of the reptilian nature --
What would happen if a giant tortoise
ate a giant bean burrito?
♪♪
No, thank you.
Woman: You don't like the turtle?
Come sit.
[ Turtle farts ]
[ Screams ]
These mysteries aren't just solved, they're "funsolved."
♪♪
One of the writers told me they think of this show as a band
and each season as a new album.
You can't keep releasing the same album
or people will get bored,
but you also can't just completely change genres.
Gradual evolution is the key. Then he said,
"And that's why you can't do a ten-minute
interpretive jazz dance in the middle of the show."
Yeah. And I said, "You sure? It's very avant-garde."
Then he pretended to get on a call on his phone
and then just walked away. So he's thinking on it.
He's thinking on it. Yeah.
You watch this while I work on my moves. Come on.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, Benny. Hey, Case.
I'm going to be the first one down your slide.
Mother-in-law, first one down the slide!
Oh!
[ Laughs ]
Mother-in-law broke the slide!
Ribeiro: See? She can hit the broad side of a barn.
Man: Oof.
♪♪
Woman: Uh, see, he sees squirrels.
[ Laughs ] Watch those steps, Bubby!
[ Gasps ] Oh, geez!
I just tripped. [ Laughs ]
Girl: We've been looking everywhere for our dog, Chip.
And we're moving, and we put
all our stuffed animals in this one moving box,
and that is exactly where we found Chip.
[ Audience "Awws" ]
Mm-hmm. So, Chip, you have anything to say?
Oh, Chip, what are we ever going to do with you?
The more I see porch swings,
the more I don't want one.
Man: Oh, my God!
[ Cowbells jangling ]
These cows are going on a long walk.
But one of them figured out how to make it half a walk.
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Oh, look.
[ Laughter ]
Woman #2: They are just playing.
If you're going to have a rooster attack you
in the backyard, make sure you have enough cameras
to catch every angle.
[ Rooster clucking, girl screaming ]
♪♪
[ Girl screaming, dog barking ]
♪♪
Good dog.
♪♪
[ Applause ]
♪♪
Together: Hey, Alfonso!
We want to see more makeup videos.
[ Laughs ] Okay, Alexandria and Evangeline.
You want to see more makeup videos?
Well, here are some that are sure to make you "blush."
♪♪
That's supposed to go on your eyelids,
not your eyeballs.
[ Blows ]
Oh, you didn't see that.
♪♪
Oh.
Oh, no.
Look at me.
Woman: Oh, my gosh.
[ Gasps ] Why did you do that?
Because he didn't have no hair.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, Jude, what happened?
Woman: Sam, where's my ChapStick?
[ Man speaks indistinctly ]
It's all gone. Where did it go?
Did you put it on?
But it's all gone. Look.
Where is it?
Did it fall on the ground or did you eat it?
Ate it.
Did you really eat it?
Man: Come over here. I think Santa left something
for you over here. Come here.
Autumn. Go over there.
[ Girl screams ]
I love it!
[ Upbeat music plays ]
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
Ribeiro: Well, I don't think she used that mirror
to put on her makeup anyway.
♪ What
[ Glass shatters ]
♪♪
Woman: What did you do, Chloe?
♪♪
[ Laughs ] What is all over your face?
Ribeiro: I can't believe this. That's not even her shade.
Did you eat lipstick?
What is that? What did you do?
♪♪
[ Sighs ] You are a bad girl. Look at that.
♪♪
All pets love to be pet,
but as you'll see, some pets will stop at nothing
to make sure they get the proper amount of loving.
♪♪
I wonder what he wants.
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
We all have that one friend.
Let's call him Dave. Dave's a nincompoop.
Yeah, remember when he bet you 50 bucks
he could fit through the dog door?
Yeah. That's why "AFV" is so great.
You get to have Dave in your living room
without actually having Dave in your living room.
[ Laughter ]
They ask me what it takes to get this sassy.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: This kid's about to be benched.
[ Laughter ]
You can't see the bees, but you know they're there.
[ Woman screaming ]
♪♪
[ Bees buzzing ]
[ Screaming continues ]
No! No!
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Oh, no!
Hey, there, we're reporting here from the back deck.
Ribeiro: The rain won't stop him, but the rotten deck will.
Alright. [ Wood cracks ]
♪♪
Ready? Man: Mm-hmm.
Ribeiro: Oh! This is one of those how-not-to videos.
♪♪
Whew!
♪♪
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Man: Whoo-hoo-hoo! Uh! Uh!
[ Laughs ]
Woman: Ohh!
In Jenga, your turn's not over until you finish gloating.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Sometimes, delayed reactions are the best reactions.
♪♪
[ Bottles clattering ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
I've heard that a lot of people watch this show
with their fingers on the remote,
not because they're getting ready to change the channel,
but because they want to hit the rewind button
to see stuff again.
Well, for the next few minutes, we've got you covered.
We'll do all the rewinding, because some things
are worth another look.
[ Rewinding ]
Hats off to you, my man.
♪♪
[ Rewinding ]
♪♪
Man: That's what I have to do?
Two, four, six, eight.
A little more headroom would be great.
Woman: Oh! [ Laughter ]
[ Rewinding ]
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Go.
Ribeiro: They're trying to toss their little brother in.
Look who comes to help.
Girls: Three! Woman: Oh!
[ Rewinding ]
[ Slow-motion ] Three!
[ Slow-motion laughter ]
Ribeiro: Surprisingly, this doesn't come up often in a game.
Whoo!
[ Rewinding ]
[ Slow-motion cheering ]
♪♪
No puppy could resist a trampoline master like this.
Woman: Oh! [ Laughs ]
[ Rewinding ]
[ Slow-motion ] Oh! [ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: She doesn't catch a rebound,
but at least she catches the light fixture.
[ Indistinct shouting ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Rewinding ]
[ Slow-motion shouting ]
♪♪
Boy: Oh, so -- Woman: Shh.
It took him 36 years,
but he finally found his calling.
Hyah! Whoo!
[ Rewinding ]
♪♪
[ Cheering ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
What?!
♪♪
Women complain that men aren't sensitive enough.
Well, I disagree. Men are plenty sensitive.
Granted, our sensitivity is usually limited
to one key body part, and, boy, is it sensitive.
Check out "AFV's" ten favorite fellas
who will need an ice pack on their privates.
♪♪
Oh!
[ Man shouts ]
♪ Ah, ooo, ah
What's happening right now?
♪ Ooo-ah, ooh-ooh
Oh!
[ Man grunts ]
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Shouts ]
[ Laughing ] Oh!
[ Laughter ]
[ Man laughs ]
God, there's a bee in my veil!
Oh! [ Laughter ]
And coming in the top spot of "AFV's" ten favorite fellas
who will need an ice pack on their privates, it's...
[ Shouts ]
[ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
"Mess." That's an ugly word, isn't it?
And a bunch of mess videos in a row could get, well, messy.
But I think we'll all feel a bit better
if we simply call it a disorganization celebration,
add some fun music, and be grateful
that we aren't the ones who have to clean any of it up.
[ "Hallelujah Chorus" plays ]
♪♪
♪ Hallelujah
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah
♪ Hallelujah
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah
♪ Hallelujah
♪ For the Lord God Omnipotent reigneth ♪
♪ Hallelujah
♪ For the Lord God Omnipotent reigneth ♪
♪ Hallelujah
[ Chorus vocalizing ]
[ Woman gasps ]
♪ Hallelujah
[ Chorus vocalizes ]
♪ Hallelujah
[ Chorus vocalizing ]
♪ Hallelujah
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Got a funny video? Upload it to AFV.com.
♪♪
[ Applause ]
Adults know when little kids say funny things,
but do little kids know when other kids say funny things?
I mean, does a four-year-old ever say to his buddies,
"You guys get a load of what Ethan just said before naptime?
I'm telling you, that kid's comedy gold."
[ Laughs ] Yeah. I don't know.
But I do know funny when I see it and when I hear it.
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Say, "Hi, Marie."
Hi, Marie.
Need some help? Mm-hmm.
♪♪
Mm! Money!
What do you say?
Thank you!
Man: Callie, you have a new sister, Laney.
Are you excited?
No.
Woman: Are you waving to the tractor?
Do you think he sees you?
[ Laughs ]
Woman: Joshua, are you cleaning the toilet?
Yeah. Well, you're doing a good job.
Boy: Ah!
[ Woman laughs ]
[ Boy yells ]
♪♪
Hi! Woman: Hi.
♪♪
I'm potty-trained! Potty-trained!
Woman: Who else name is Erik?
My dad.
Yes. And your grandpa is your dad's dad.
My dad's dad?
Whoa. I didn't know my dad had a dad.
[ Woman laughs ]
I said -- I said, "Dad..."
That's two -- That's two dads!
Yes, your dad has a dad, and he's your grandpa.
Two dads!
Woman: What does it look like?
Looks like mama's butt crack?
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: You know what the world needs now?
One-fifty. [ Babbles ]
One-fifty. One-fifty. I got one-fifty.
Can I get two hundred? [ Babbles ]
Two hundred. Two hundred. [ Babbles ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: I hope you've enjoyed...
[ Applause ]
Weddings -- It's when people tie the knot,
or in the case of these next people,
they tie the "not gonna believe how bad that went."
♪♪
[ Indistinct conversations ]
♪♪
I don't know where this wedding took place,
but it's clearly somewhere in the A. L. East.
[ Crowd shouts ]
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Dance music plays ]
♪♪
This is why the bride and groom usually do a first dance
and not a first dip.
[ Crowd cheers ]
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
I'm not going to tell you who was up way too late
last night, but I'll let the little sarcastic arrow tell you.
Woman: Hang on to this.
I'm going to give you the reading.
[ Indistinct conversation ]
Woman: Oh! Oh, my God! Man: What happened?
Woman #2: I don't know.
Who is it? I'm not sure.
Who fell?
Ribeiro: Call me old fashioned,
but I prefer a flower girl in a frilly dress.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Laughter and cheering ]
[ Applause ]
♪♪
Man: Who gives Catrina...
That dog is not just a wedding crasher,
he's a fashion critic.
[ Woman gasps ]
Woman: Oh, my God! [ Laughs ]
♪♪
Since it is your intention to enter the covenant
of holy matrimony...
This is a good sign, right?
[ Loud click ]
[ Laughter ]
Don't play. Don't play.
[ Laughter ]
He may have forgotten the ring...
[ Laughter ]
...but he remembered the Ring Pop.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Laughter continues ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Happy New Year!
Okay, I'm probably not the first to wish you that,
but I bet I'm the first to wish you'd send the videos
of your New Year's Eve festivities to "AFV,"
because New Year's Eve videos are tonight's
Assignment America. Need some examples?
Well, here they are in three, two, one...
[ "Auld Lang Syne" plays ]
[ Cork pops ]
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Man: 3, 2, 1!
All: Happy New Year!
Oh!
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Let's not...
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ People cheering ]
[ Woman screaming ]
[ Applause ]
Whether your New Year's Eve turned into an epic bash
or was simply a big ol' champagne in the butt,
we want to see the proof.
Jess, tell them more.
Out with the old and in with the new --
the new New Year's Eve videos, that is.
Make it your resolution to send us your craziest
New Year's Eve video.
It might just win you $20,000 or even $100,000.
Just upload the video to AFV.com.
For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
'Cause there's no better way to ring in 2023
than with 20 grand from "AFV."
♪♪
We've seen lots of great videos, but here's the hitch --
only the top three will make somebody rich.
So let's meet our finalists.
First up, a trip to the bathroom leads to a fail
when the toilet paper leaves an embarrassing trail.
It's "2-Ply Surprise,"
sent in by Sheri Stomberg from Temple, Texas.
[ Cheers and applause ]
What's funny? Woman: [ Laughs ]
I don't even understand that.
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughs ] Seriously. Oh, my God.
[ Gasps, laughs ]
Hold on.
Really?
[ Laughter ]
Joining us are Sheri and Jonathan.
Now, Jonathan, when Sheri started laughing at you
and grabbed the camera,
did you have any idea what you had just done?
[ Laughs ] I had no idea.
You know what? It's better that that happened at home
than at a restaurant, right?
Yes. [ Laughs ]
That could have been kind of embarrassing, baby.
A little bit. [ Laughs ]
Alright. Well, good luck, alright?
Thank you. Alright.
Next up, all she wanted was to be first down the slide,
but the way things turned out was a hit to her pride.
It's "Mother-in-Law-Breaker"
sent in by Kerri Sabo from Virginia Beach, Virginia.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Hey, Benny. Hey, Case.
I'm going to be the first one down your slide.
Mother-in-law, first one down the slide!
Oh!
[ Laughs ]
[ Applause ]
Joining us is Kerri.
Now, I hear you're so close to your next-door neighbors
that they affectionately call you "the mother-in-law,"
and you went down their new slide as a little payback.
What exactly was this payback for?
Well, my neighbor -- son-in-law, Benny,
thinks it's funny to be the first one in our pool
every season and jokes about it.
And last summer, they put in a pool.
And so, my payback was going to be
to get in their pool first, but then I got home from work
and I saw their slide had arrived.
I was going to send a little video to Benny,
like he usually does to me,
and tell him I was the first one down his slide --
which I still was the first one down the slide, I just --
Oh, yeah. No, you were definitely the first down
the slide, and down she went. Yeah. [ Laughs ]
Well, good luck, okay?
Thank you.
Alright. Finally, a little toddler
has a surprised expression
after his brother performs a makeover session.
It's "Beautiful Baby Brows" sent in by McKenzie Poland
from Royse City, Texas.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Woman: Oh, my gosh.
[ Gasps ] Why did you do that?
Because he didn't have no hair.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, Jude, what happened?
Joining us are McKenzie, Jonas, Kason, Jude, and Karter.
Now, the kids were playing with chalk in the other room,
and you noticed, like all of us parents do,
it was a little too quiet.
Did you expect to find Kason had turned Jude
into an art project?
No, I had no idea. I was like,
walking in, and it was really quiet.
I was like, "Hmm, something's not good."
So, she got hair chalk for her birthday,
and he decided to be creative with it.
[ Laughs ]
You know what? And it's a good thing
it was chalk and not permanent marker.
Yes, yes, I agree. Yes.
You would have a beautiful redhead.
Beautiful redhead.
[ Laughs ] Alright, good luck, guys.
Alright. Well, we're going to find out
who takes home the cash in just a minute.
But first, let's take a look at some of the clips
that didn't make our top three
in tonight's "Honorable Mention."
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[ Engine revving ]
[ Tires screeching ]
[ Crash ]
[ Wobbling ]
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[ Crashing ]
[ Man shouts ]
[ Music plays, zap ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes --
$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second,
and $4,000 for third. Here we go.
Our third place, $4,000 winner is...
"2-Ply Surprise," sent in by Sheri Stomberg
from Temple, Texas.
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Thank you.
And the winner of the $20,000
and tonight's funniest home video is...
"Beautiful Baby Brows," sent in by McKenzie Poland
from Royse City, Texas.
We have Kason, Jude, McKenzie, Jonas, and Karter.
Yes! Congratulations.
Now, is this the first time the boys have gotten into mischief,
or is this something that happens often in your house?
So, this is the first time that him and Jude
have gotten in trouble, but I feel like
it's the beginning of very many. [ Laughs ]
Well, I can't wait to see more of these videos, okay?
You gotta keep sending them in,
because this one was very lucrative.
Congratulations. You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah!
Yes, congratulations, guys.
I hate goodbyes.
Unless your eccentric uncle offers to sell you
his brand new car for 50 bucks.
That's a really good buy. [goodbye]
Yeah. Hey, we'll see you next time,
and don't forget, if you upload a video
and it airs on the show, we'll send you an "AFV" T -shirt.
So, goodnight, everybody, and remember,
send your video to me, you might win 20 G's.
Goodnight, y'all.
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