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Ribeiro: Here's a taste of
tonight's "AFV."
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It's calorie-free,
but full of laughs.
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♪♪
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Ohh!
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You want to try it
right now?
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[ Screeching ]
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♪♪
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Ohh!
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♪♪
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Welcome to...
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And now here he is,
the host of our show --
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Alfonso Ribeiro!
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Come on, y'all.
Let's do it!
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♪♪
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Thank you, guys.
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Nothing but love,
nothing but love.
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Hello, and welcome to
our Christmas episode.
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It seems Christmas season
starts earlier and earlier
each year.
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In fact, just this morning
I heard someone say,
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"We're only 379 days away
from next Christmas."
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Now, I know some of you
can't wait for Christmas
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or Christmas videos,
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but you're gonna have to wait
just a little longer.
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Until then, here's something
to, uh, tide you over.
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Woman: Got 'em, Chan? There's
a speed bump right here.
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Yeah, I got 'em.
Alright.
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[ Screams ]
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I dropped 'em.
I dropped 'em.
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[ Laughs ]
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I peed!
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Have you ever seen a
basketball player flop on the
ground
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to get the ref to call a foul?
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I think that's where
Skarlett learned this.
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[ Whining ]
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I-I just did
my grandma's makeup.
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She looks so good right now.
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And if you don't know
who my grandma is...
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[whispers]
she's kind of ugly.
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And sometimes she just
has to have makeup on.
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Ribeiro:
What a sign of the times.
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He's tele-chasing squirrels.
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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Man:
Hey, turn the knob.
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[ Rattling ]
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Turn the knob.
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[ Giggles ]
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Woman: Luciana.
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Cheese.
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She said "cheese".
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Turn the door handle.
Show me how you do it.
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Turn the handle.
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[ Rattling ]
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♪♪
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Can you open?
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♪♪
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[ Cheering ]
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Yay!
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We got it!
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Ready? He's about to
push the button.
Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
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[ Screaming ]
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Oh, my God!
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[ Screams ]
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♪♪
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Ribeiro: One's a screamer.
One's a dreamer.
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[ Screams ]
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Oh, my God!
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[ Both screaming ]
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God.
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Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
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Woman:
What do you have?
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It's like he
whoopee-cushions himself.
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What do you have?
[ Toy squeaks ]
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[ Applause ]
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♪♪
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Well, Christmas
videos are here
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and you only had
to wait two minutes,
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unlike these people,
who had to wait a whole year.
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Yeah, I think you got
the better end of the deal.
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Hello, there!
Santa!
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Merry Christmas!
Ho, ho, ho!
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Santa!
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Santa!
Good to see you.
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You are Meredith,
aren't you?
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Have you been naughty
or nice this year?
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We're not gonna
talk about that.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho!
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Fantastic!
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[ Cheering ]
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If you thought
the Grinch was grumpy before,
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you should see him after this.
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[ Screaming ]
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♪♪
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Man:
We're missing a kid.
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Evie?
I'll find her.
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Ribeiro: Missing a kid?
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Forget the magic of Christmas.
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It looks like she discovered
the magic of the snack closet.
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Are you serious?
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There's nothing sweeter
than floor marshmallows.
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[ Laughs ]
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Woman:
What are you doin'?
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Reaching.
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[ Laughter ]
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Man:
You can't reach it?
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Ahh!
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So close! So close!
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[ Laughing ]
So close!
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Ohh!
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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Ribeiro: Why knock
the ornaments off the tree
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one at a time
when you can do this?
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♪♪
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I can open up my box.
Man: What did you get,
Mason?
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Woman: This is from --
Oh, my God!
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Ribeiro: What would you
rather have -- $50 or $50?
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♪♪
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What is it?
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Boy: It's $50.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Braying ]
Woman: ♪ Jingle bells,
jingle bells ♪
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♪ Jingle all the way
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♪ Oh, what fun
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Ribeiro: I think he's
singing off-"don-key."
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♪ One horse
open sleigh ♪
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[ Applause ]
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♪♪
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The wheel was invented
5,000 years ago.
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Right after that, some dude
used it to make a vehicle
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and had a gnarly wipeout.
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And right after that,
another dude said,
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"Dude, you should totally
get that on video...
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in 5,000 years
when smartphones come along."
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Bottom line,
we really love our vehicles,
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even if we still
don't know how to use them.
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♪♪
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♪ Wake up and shake it
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♪ You didn't make
your contribution ♪
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♪ There ain't no time
for you to spare ♪
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♪ If you ain't
part of the game ♪
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♪ Then how can you
find a solution? ♪
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♪ Nobody said that
it would be fair ♪
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♪ When the mountain is high
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♪ Just look up to the sky
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♪ Ask God to teach you
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♪ Then persevere with a smile
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
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♪ Once you dig in
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♪ You'll find it coming out
the other side ♪
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♪ And once you dig in
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♪ You'll find you'll
have yourself a good time ♪
Whoa!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪ Once you dig in
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♪ You'll find it coming out
the other side ♪
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♪ And once you dig in
[ Screams ]
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♪ You'll find you'll have
yourself a good time ♪
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♪ Once you dig in
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[ Laughter ]
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Upload your funny video
to AFV.com
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for your chance at 20 grand.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Did you know
the word "facetious"
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has all five vowels
in alphabetical order?
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Now, to be "facetious" means
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to say things that
shouldn't be taken seriously,
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and yet, you should
have taken me seriously
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because I wasn't being
facetious about the word
"facetious."
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Did you also know the word
"facetiously"
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has A, E, I, O, U, and Y
in alphabetical order?
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And speaking of "Y",
why not show some videos,
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he said facetiously.
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[ Laughter ]
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Woman: Hey!
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Hey!
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What's going on
over there?
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Man:
You got 'em.
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♪♪
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Oh, you're a big help, Steven.
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Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go!
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[ Cheering ]
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Whoo!
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Can I see my tooth?
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Woman:
Why are you crying?
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[ Crying ] My tooth?
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Well,
you were wiggling it.
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What did you think
was gonna happen?
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[ Tooth clatters ]
[ Gasps ]
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Oh, no! My tooth
fell in my soda can!
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Man: What?
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My tooth
fell in my soda can!
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Woman: Smith?
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Oh, um,
do you want some eggs?
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We're not home,
sweetheart.
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We're out, so I'll come and
see you later on, okay?
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Okay?
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Yeah, just leave them
on the chair right there,
okay?
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Okay, I will.
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Thank you, Smith.
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Okay.
You're welcome.
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Hey, guys, I'm over
at Lake Placid right now.
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And then there's
this jackass in the road
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that's not too far from me
who cut me off,
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so I'm gonna find this dude
and confront him, alright?
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There he is.
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Hey, jackass!
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You got a problem with me?
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[ Laughter ]
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♪♪
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This is the part of the show
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where I get to feign
indignation, and I love it.
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And I know what
you're thinking --
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Alfonso loves pretending
to be filled with umbrage.
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[ Chuckles ]
Well, clutch my pearls.
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It's time
for some outsized outrage,
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because I can't even!
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Get set for...
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So using two open drawers
as a step stool didn't supply
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the stability required
to support an adult woman?
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I'm shocked.
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I just want to help you.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You're telling me your dog
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didn't handle your delicate
financial documents
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with the greatest of care?
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Wha-a-a-t?!
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Man: Don't rip the $200
million ticket, please.
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Woman: Let him have it.
He wants the paper.
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Hey, give it!
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[ Laughter ]
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So the top of a staircase
wasn't the best location
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for a practical joke?
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Who would have known?
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♪♪
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Hey, hun?
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[ Woman screams ]
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Oh, my God!
Are you okay?
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You put two people in a one
-man hammock stretched over a
lake
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and it ended in calamity?
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I'll believe it when I see it.
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♪♪
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Oh!
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Child: Mom! Mom!
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Mommy!
[ Dog barking ]
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"I'm Shocked" is over,
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and I'm really
shocked about it.
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[ Applause ]
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With Christmas,
we're once again reminded
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that it's better
to give than to receive.
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Especially with funny videos.
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It's way better to
give funny videos to me
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than to receive them yourself,
right?
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I mean, I've got a show.
What you gonna do with them?
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[ Laughter ]
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Man:
Tell me all about it.
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Woman:
What'd you find?
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Some new Hot Wheels!
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Where'd you
find them?
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In that box!
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Oh. Was that -- Was that box
closed and you opened it?
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Yes!
Oh.
266
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,774
And -- And it had these
in it!
267
00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:57,944
Ribeiro:
Christmas comes early...
if you know where to snoop.
268
00:12:58,044 --> 00:12:59,379
I'm so alive.
269
00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:01,281
[ Laughter ]
270
00:13:01,381 --> 00:13:04,517
So I'm gonna open
these up.
271
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,120
[ Laughing ] Okay.
272
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:12,925
Woman:
So you guys right now only
have two presents each, right?
273
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,661
Yep.
Yes.
274
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:17,964
And you guys are opening
this one tonight?
275
00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,365
Yep.
Yep.
276
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:24,037
So that'll leave you one more,
I got to wrap one more,
277
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,638
so you'll have two presents
278
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,674
and then whatever Santa
gives you, right?
279
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:28,908
Yeah,
and our stockings.
280
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:30,176
And you guys are okay
with that?
281
00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:31,244
Yep.
Yep.
282
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,046
Okay, open away.
283
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:36,683
Ribeiro:
Mom said they can unwrap
one early Christmas present,
284
00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,918
and Mom's kind of a stinker.
285
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,424
Oh, I got a tub.
286
00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:45,825
This is not fair!
287
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:48,428
We don't get to open
these ones?
288
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,529
Nope.
289
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,297
You said you can't
open these?
290
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:52,332
You can't open those ones!
291
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:53,633
What?!
292
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:54,834
♪♪
293
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,135
Girl: Look!
294
00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:58,438
You see that...
295
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:02,075
♪♪
296
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,777
Ribeiro: All aboard
the Sleepytime Express.
297
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:07,447
♪♪
298
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,049
He choo-choo-chooses
to take a nap.
299
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:12,251
♪♪
300
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,953
[ Laughter ]
301
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:16,656
Boy: Get it, Butter!
302
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:20,493
Butters spends 23 1/2 hours
a day in a cage.
303
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:23,029
Why don't you just let him
have the candy cane?
304
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:27,367
Girl: Butter! Butter, stop.
Butter, stop eating it.
305
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:29,001
♪♪
306
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,604
Woman: Oh, he figured it out.
He'll just chew it.
307
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,272
♪♪
308
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:37,210
Woman: It's so big,
I had to, like...
309
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,645
What is it?
310
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,414
Does it say on the box?
No.
311
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,216
I got the box
from work.
312
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:45,818
[ Screams ]
313
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:48,054
[ Laughs ]
314
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,690
Oh,
my heart's in my chest.
315
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:53,126
Even tough guys
love a surprise visit
316
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,762
from their mommies
at Christmas.
317
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,531
Are you kidding me?
318
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:01,367
[ Laughter ]
319
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,341
Oh, I love it.
320
00:15:11,043 --> 00:15:13,646
Oh, my God.
321
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:19,786
♪♪
322
00:15:22,054 --> 00:15:25,057
♪♪
323
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,096
Both: Hey, Alfonso!
324
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:32,865
We want to see
more Christmas videos!
325
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:34,667
[ Smooching ]
326
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,536
Okay, Kennedy and Sophie!
327
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,171
You want to see
more Christmas videos?
328
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:39,372
Well, here's my gift to you.
329
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:42,642
And no, it's not
a couple of ugly sweaters.
330
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:45,545
♪♪
331
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,013
Man: Wow.
332
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:51,784
Oh, my goodness.
Are you kidding me?
333
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,387
[ Laughter ]
How does that happen?
334
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,256
Man #1:
It's a hat.
335
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:58,324
Maybe tissues.
336
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:00,726
Man #2:
It's an airplane.
337
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,195
Woman:
I think it's toilet paper.
338
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,763
Boy:
It's a toilet paper!
339
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:14,874
It's a boat.
340
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,191
Woman:
What is it, Joshua?
341
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,893
I have no idea.
342
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,497
Woman:
Santa came.
343
00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:38,798
Man: Come here,
buddy.
344
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,933
Oh, what is that?
345
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,235
[ Soft grunting ]
346
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,871
Ribeiro: We've seen
some oblivious kids before,
347
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:48,140
but none that would miss
a pony in their living room.
348
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:50,042
Q.T., what is this?
349
00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:52,278
Q.T.
350
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:55,081
Q.T.!
351
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,250
[ Laughing ] Q. T.!
Q. T.!
352
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:04,490
Q.T.!
353
00:17:04,590 --> 00:17:06,526
What is this
in your room?
354
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:09,462
I only have toys in the room.
355
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,197
No, what is that
over there?
356
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,732
A horsey.
357
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,734
Did you get a horse?
358
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,202
No, Daddy did.
359
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:18,738
That's yours!
No, this is yours, buddy.
360
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:22,008
[ Gasps ]
That's your horse.
361
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:26,479
You better go talk to her.
You want to get on her?
362
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,281
No.
363
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:31,083
Ribeiro: Even Santa's
tired of Christmas.
364
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:37,423
♪♪
365
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:43,763
♪♪
366
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:46,799
Woman:
What did you want?
An Apple Pen.
367
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,601
Let me see
what you got.
368
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,002
What is that?
369
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:51,637
An apple pen.
370
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,639
[ Laughter ]
371
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,975
♪♪
372
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,111
Woman: Merry first Christmas,
Caroline.
373
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:01,247
[ Farts ]
374
00:18:01,347 --> 00:18:04,784
[ Laughter ]
375
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,122
Get ready to boop some snoots.
376
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:12,358
We're going to the Dog Park.
377
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,427
[ Dog barking ]
378
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,163
[ Panting ]
379
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:24,470
♪♪
380
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,640
Woman: I love you.
381
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,508
Girl:
I love you, Luna.
382
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:30,543
I love you.
383
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,078
[ Whining ]
384
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:40,252
I love you, too, Luna.
385
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,460
Woman:
You want a cookie? Come on.
386
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:51,330
Ribeiro: Nothing stands
between Colt and a cookie.
387
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:52,898
Oh, there you go.
Come on.
388
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,600
Come get your cookie.
389
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:58,504
Come get your cookie.
Come on.
390
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:00,306
Come get your cookie.
391
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:01,540
[ Laughter ]
392
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,175
Superman!
393
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:06,245
I mean, Super Hot Dog!
Hold on!
394
00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:08,381
Ribeiro: Hey, if you dress
like a giant hot dog,
395
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,349
you're gonna make
everyone hungry.
396
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,384
Rescue--
397
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,753
[ Laughs ]
398
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,455
♪♪
399
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:17,890
Ribeiro: He's really
relishing the thought
400
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,825
of a giant hot dog for lunch.
401
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:21,894
Ahh! Gus!
402
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,263
You can't attack me!
403
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:26,966
He's got my arm.
He's got my arm.
404
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,267
Ahh!
405
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:29,902
Ahhh!
406
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,105
He -- He got me!
He got me!
407
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,273
[ Laughter ]
408
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:36,776
His back legs
are dangling.
409
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:41,714
♪♪
410
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:45,718
Ribeiro: She's hitching
a ride...to nowhere.
411
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:47,520
[ Laughter ]
412
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:52,058
♪♪
413
00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:56,595
♪♪
414
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:59,198
Talk about a pain in the tush.
415
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,801
[ Dog yelps ]
[ Laughter ]
416
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,471
They say that the key
to a good house
417
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:07,206
is location,
location, location.
418
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:08,507
But as you're about to see,
419
00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:10,910
that expression
is for the birds, birds,
birds.
420
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:14,613
[ Birds chirping ]
Are you looking
for the ideal living
community?
421
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,483
Come to Chirpwood Estates.
422
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,052
Chirpwood Estates was
founded by bird lovers
423
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,154
who cherish the serenity
of living
424
00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:24,356
in a neighborhood
filled with birds.
425
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:27,326
And here's the best part --
the front porch of every home
426
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:31,697
comes stocked with dozens of
beautiful, happy birds.
[ Bird chirping ]
427
00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:33,733
Every time you step outside,
428
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:36,001
you'll be greeted
by hordes of the friendliest,
429
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,603
most life-affirming creatures
430
00:20:37,703 --> 00:20:39,805
that nature has to offer.
[ Screaming ]
431
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:43,509
The birds at Chirpwood Estates
have their own unique way
432
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,912
of saying "hello,"
one that will make you smile
433
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:49,915
and feel warm inside
for the rest of the day.
434
00:20:50,015 --> 00:20:51,617
[ Bird squawking ]
435
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:54,086
Whether you're feeding them,
singing with them,
436
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:57,156
or simply observing the birds
that live on your porch,
437
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,526
you'll wonder how you
ever lived without them.
438
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:04,130
At Chirpwood Estates,
birds are more than neighbors
439
00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,631
or living companions.
440
00:21:05,731 --> 00:21:07,800
They're more like family.
441
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:10,269
Aah!
Oh, my God!
442
00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:13,539
Does a porch that comes
preloaded with tons of happy,
443
00:21:13,639 --> 00:21:16,075
playful, little birds
seem too good to be true?
444
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,777
Oh, whoa!
Aah!
445
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:19,178
Well, it's not,
446
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:23,015
and it's something you'll
only find at Chirpwood
Estates.
447
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,317
So, if you're looking
for the most unique
448
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,486
living experience
that money can buy,
449
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,522
come to Chirpwood Estates.
450
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:33,425
Come on home.
We can't wait to say hi.
451
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:41,500
♪♪
452
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:49,642
♪♪
453
00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:54,013
♪♪
454
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:57,016
Humans are capable of
more than 10,000
455
00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:58,450
different facial expressions.
456
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,252
Like, wow!
457
00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:01,987
I mean, that's one
of them right there.
458
00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:03,322
And -- And...
459
00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:04,824
And another, huh, huh?
460
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,226
Now, listen, I don't have time
to do all 10,000,
461
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,795
but here are some kids
and animals making faces
462
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:13,833
for all types of reasons
in all types of places.
463
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,901
Woman: Not bad.
[ Chuckles ]
464
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:19,638
♪♪
465
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:22,808
Look at that attitude.
466
00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:25,778
Telling you,
he is full of attitude.
467
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,913
[ Laughter ]
468
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:37,389
♪♪
469
00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:40,726
[ Screeching ]
470
00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:43,495
♪♪
471
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:44,930
The Chihuahua --
472
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:49,001
more anger per square inch
than any creature on Earth.
473
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:51,303
[ Screeches ]
474
00:22:51,403 --> 00:22:52,771
Ryland, come here.
475
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:53,939
Your new school teacher
is on the phone.
476
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,107
They want to meet you.
477
00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,243
Now, that picture
is totally fake,
478
00:22:57,343 --> 00:22:59,845
but the scare
is as real as it gets.
479
00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:05,017
♪♪
480
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:07,186
Are you gonna talk
to 'em?
481
00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:09,188
No, that's not
my teacher!
482
00:23:09,288 --> 00:23:10,956
[ Laughs ]
483
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:14,660
♪♪
484
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,430
[ Cackles ]
485
00:23:18,530 --> 00:23:22,735
Ribeiro: First blueberries,
then world domination.
486
00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:24,536
[ Cackles ]
487
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,639
♪♪
488
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,174
[ Cackles ]
489
00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:37,783
♪♪
490
00:23:37,883 --> 00:23:39,785
Ribeiro:
This guy found a new friend.
491
00:23:39,885 --> 00:23:42,621
I wonder how his best friend
feels about that.
492
00:23:42,721 --> 00:23:46,225
♪♪
493
00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:48,127
[ Barks ]
494
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:50,596
♪♪
495
00:23:50,696 --> 00:23:51,864
She suddenly remembers
496
00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:55,067
she doesn't like
the taste of kitten.
497
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,569
[ Gags ]
498
00:23:57,670 --> 00:24:00,606
We always love a good
Chris Farley impression.
499
00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:03,842
Maggie
and Uncle Cheese.
500
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,978
[ Laughter ]
501
00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:11,617
Whenever someone gets
their wisdom teeth out,
502
00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:14,053
there will inevitably be
some wisenheimer
503
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:18,123
who spews out the dumb joke,
"So are you gonna act all dumb
504
00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:20,326
because you got
your wisdom teeth out?
505
00:24:20,426 --> 00:24:22,962
Get it?
You lost your
wisdom
teeth.
506
00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:25,731
So you act dumb [laughs]
right?"
507
00:24:25,831 --> 00:24:27,566
Well, that's just ridiculous.
508
00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:29,868
You act dumb when you get
your wisdom teeth removed
509
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:33,539
'cause you're loaded up
on medication, duh.
510
00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,274
Woman: Emmy?
[ Gasps ]
511
00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:38,677
It's fake!
512
00:24:38,777 --> 00:24:39,712
Yes.
513
00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:42,848
I think it's gonna --
Oh, no!
514
00:24:42,948 --> 00:24:44,650
It's fake!
515
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,585
No, it's okay.
516
00:24:46,685 --> 00:24:48,821
It's just --
It's a stuffed bear, Emmy.
517
00:24:48,921 --> 00:24:50,522
[ Gasps ] It is?
518
00:24:50,622 --> 00:24:52,157
Like a stuffed animal.
519
00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:55,260
Um, let's not.
520
00:24:55,361 --> 00:24:56,628
[ Crying ]
521
00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:58,897
Man: Where's your -- Where's
your mirror? We can show you.
522
00:24:58,998 --> 00:24:59,999
You're still
the original Tammy.
523
00:25:00,099 --> 00:25:01,400
[ Sobs ]
524
00:25:05,471 --> 00:25:07,539
You're not.
Where's your mirror?
Woman:
You don't look like her.
525
00:25:07,639 --> 00:25:10,042
The big mirror's
behind the door.
526
00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:17,916
[ Gasps ]
527
00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:23,355
Woman: You look like
a marshmallow? Kinda.
528
00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:32,197
You don't want to
be a s'more?
529
00:25:32,297 --> 00:25:37,002
♪♪
530
00:25:39,738 --> 00:25:41,106
To some people,
531
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:43,308
shoes are just something
you stick your feet in
532
00:25:43,409 --> 00:25:45,244
so your tootsies
don't get stanky.
533
00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:47,312
To others, shoes are
an extension
534
00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:49,548
of their personalities,
a fashion statement,
535
00:25:49,648 --> 00:25:52,785
a reason to go to a crowded
store an hour before it opens
536
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,287
because they have that limited
edition designer sneaker
537
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:58,023
that your wife tells you
is gonna sell out in seconds,
538
00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:01,760
even though you don't know
what half those words mean.
539
00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:04,163
Too specific?
540
00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:05,330
I made it about me, didn't I?
541
00:26:05,431 --> 00:26:07,433
[ Chuckles ] Anyway, uh...
542
00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:09,068
shoes!
543
00:26:09,168 --> 00:26:11,070
Woman:
Okay, here I go.
544
00:26:11,170 --> 00:26:12,638
Oh, no.
545
00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,006
Oh!
546
00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:15,474
Man: And she's down.
547
00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:18,143
And the shoe is
still in the wall.
548
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:19,611
Now that's funny,
babe.
549
00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:22,314
Now, that's funny.
Send that to Destiny.
550
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,249
Woman: I thought
these new Birkenstocks
551
00:26:24,349 --> 00:26:26,552
would be a great
shoe for work.
552
00:26:26,652 --> 00:26:28,454
You be the judge.
553
00:26:28,554 --> 00:26:32,891
[ Fart noises ]
554
00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:34,259
Ribeiro:
You have your flats...
555
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:35,294
[ Fart noises ]
556
00:26:35,394 --> 00:26:37,329
...and you have
your flatulence.
557
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:40,065
[ Fart noises ]
558
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,471
Aah!
559
00:26:45,571 --> 00:26:48,407
[ Laughter ]
560
00:26:48,507 --> 00:26:56,648
♪♪
561
00:26:56,748 --> 00:27:01,253
Looks like the mud turned her
slip-ons into slip-offs.
562
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:04,857
Woman: Your shoes!
563
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:08,627
Her son was amazed
at how many shoes Mom owned,
564
00:27:08,727 --> 00:27:10,596
so he took them out
of her closet
565
00:27:10,696 --> 00:27:12,598
and lined them up heel to toe.
566
00:27:12,698 --> 00:27:14,066
Young man: Hi, Mom.
567
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:17,035
The problem is, I have to
put all of that back!
568
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,505
Oh, fudge.
569
00:27:19,605 --> 00:27:20,739
You got
in my closet?
570
00:27:20,839 --> 00:27:21,840
Let's go this way.
571
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:25,077
How many pair of shoes
do you think you have?
572
00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:30,382
You can wear each pair
of shoes twice per year.
573
00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:31,617
I cannot believe...
574
00:27:31,717 --> 00:27:36,922
♪♪
575
00:27:37,022 --> 00:27:40,859
Come here and holding me up
and I wouldn't.
576
00:27:40,959 --> 00:27:44,463
Ribeiro: Maybe she's more of
a sensible pump type of gal.
577
00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:48,167
♪♪
578
00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:49,768
[ Laughter ]
579
00:27:52,104 --> 00:27:55,407
He loses his ride,
then he loses his Crocs.
580
00:27:55,507 --> 00:28:04,816
♪♪
581
00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:07,586
♪♪
582
00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:10,722
At "AFV", we love Christmas,
we love music,
583
00:28:10,822 --> 00:28:12,591
and every once in a while,
we love pretending
584
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,160
that we're high-falutin'
patrons of the arts.
585
00:28:15,260 --> 00:28:17,095
So here's a Christmas montage
586
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,031
set to "The Nutcracker"
by Tchaikovsky.
587
00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:20,465
Yeah, Tchaikovsky.
588
00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:22,868
It's like we're PBS
all of a sudden.
589
00:28:23,902 --> 00:28:27,372
[ Tchaikovsky's "Dance of
the Sugar Plum Fairy" plays ]
590
00:28:27,472 --> 00:28:29,374
[ Shrieks ]
591
00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:37,216
♪♪
592
00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:38,917
Oh!
593
00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:41,787
Oh!
594
00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:44,022
♪♪
595
00:28:44,122 --> 00:28:45,390
Woman: Whoa!
596
00:28:45,490 --> 00:28:53,999
♪♪
597
00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:55,534
[ Meows ]
598
00:28:55,634 --> 00:29:05,110
♪♪
599
00:29:05,210 --> 00:29:07,312
[ Laughter ]
600
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:13,018
♪♪
601
00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:14,353
[ Laughs ]
602
00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:21,326
♪♪
603
00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:23,061
[ Laughter ]
604
00:29:23,161 --> 00:29:24,496
Got a funny video?
605
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:27,532
Upload it to AFV.com.
606
00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:35,874
Interesting fun fact
about the word "doofus."
607
00:29:35,974 --> 00:29:38,677
You can't spell "doofus"
without the word "us,"
608
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,112
which is appropriate, right?
609
00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:42,114
Because we're all doofuses
at some point.
610
00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:45,384
N-Not quite sure why
there's an "I" in "idiot,"
611
00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:47,319
since I'm definitely
not one of those.
612
00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:50,956
No, sir. Not me.
No, girl. I'm not one of them.
613
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:57,329
Everyone who buys
this uses it exactly once.
614
00:29:57,429 --> 00:29:58,930
You want to try it
right now?
615
00:30:00,699 --> 00:30:03,068
You want to try it
right now?
616
00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:05,237
[ Laughter ]
617
00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:10,942
♪♪
618
00:30:11,043 --> 00:30:13,512
Good thing she tested it
before she bought it.
619
00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:17,182
[ Laughter ]
620
00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:18,517
Boy: It's gonna hit
one of the cars!
621
00:30:18,617 --> 00:30:19,718
It's gonna hit
one of the cars!
622
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:20,986
I know the mail has
to get through,
623
00:30:21,086 --> 00:30:23,322
but is this
the smartest shortcut?
624
00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:25,924
Yo!
625
00:30:26,024 --> 00:30:27,759
Ohhh!
626
00:30:27,859 --> 00:30:32,297
♪♪
627
00:30:32,397 --> 00:30:33,732
Okay, and then
just like --
628
00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:37,569
I don't know
what's in that dropper,
629
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:39,171
but it's about to drop her.
630
00:30:39,271 --> 00:30:47,112
♪♪
631
00:30:47,212 --> 00:30:49,748
She's folding up her
inflatable pool for the
winter.
632
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:52,684
I don't think this is
the manual suggested
technique.
633
00:30:52,784 --> 00:30:55,320
♪♪
634
00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:56,955
Whoa!
635
00:30:57,055 --> 00:30:58,490
Ow!
636
00:30:58,590 --> 00:31:02,160
[ Laughter ]
637
00:31:02,260 --> 00:31:05,931
Ow! My head!
638
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:10,602
Boy: Stop trying to push it
over!
639
00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:12,871
[ Laughs ]
640
00:31:12,971 --> 00:31:17,209
Ribeiro:
At least he's doing this right
next to his backyard mattress.
641
00:31:17,309 --> 00:31:19,177
♪♪
642
00:31:19,277 --> 00:31:21,880
[ Laughter ]
643
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,782
[ Speaks
indistinctly ]
644
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,884
You're stupid.
645
00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:31,390
♪♪
646
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:34,826
[ Dishes clattering ]
647
00:31:34,926 --> 00:31:39,297
♪♪
648
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:42,167
Don't you hate when people
go on and on
649
00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:43,969
about where to get
a great cup of coffee?
650
00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:45,470
It's just coffee.
651
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:49,107
It's liquid made from beans.
It helps keep you awake.
652
00:31:49,207 --> 00:31:51,276
I mean, don't make
a huge production out of it.
653
00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:53,478
If coffee helps you
take more videos
654
00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,914
and send more videos to us,
I'm all for it, okay?
655
00:31:56,014 --> 00:31:58,183
But in the end, come on.
656
00:31:58,283 --> 00:31:59,351
Beans.
657
00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:00,352
[ Laughter ]
658
00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:01,520
Turtles --
659
00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:03,321
not all of them are slow.
660
00:32:03,422 --> 00:32:05,857
♪♪
661
00:32:05,957 --> 00:32:08,593
[ Laughter ]
662
00:32:10,896 --> 00:32:13,899
Hey, guys. I just can't
show you my head.
663
00:32:13,999 --> 00:32:16,401
Ribeiro: This kid got a new
haircut for camp.
664
00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:17,903
He's not
too excited about it.
665
00:32:18,003 --> 00:32:19,971
You want to see it?
666
00:32:20,071 --> 00:32:23,742
Three, two, one.
667
00:32:27,312 --> 00:32:29,080
Yeah. I'm bald.
668
00:32:29,181 --> 00:32:31,116
I'm very bald.
669
00:32:32,784 --> 00:32:35,020
Woman: Do you want to
go to Starbucks?
670
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,622
Ooh, yes? Yes.
Okay. Okay.
671
00:32:37,722 --> 00:32:40,926
Do you want to go to Starbucks
and then we go to the dog
park?
672
00:32:41,026 --> 00:32:42,794
You wanna go
to the dog park?
673
00:32:42,894 --> 00:32:43,929
Do you wanna to go
to the dog park?
674
00:32:44,029 --> 00:32:45,063
You want to play
with your friends?
675
00:32:45,163 --> 00:32:46,498
Ribeiro:
I knew dogs were loyal,
676
00:32:46,598 --> 00:32:49,734
but I didn't know
they had
brand
loyalty.
677
00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:51,536
You want to
go to Starbucks?
678
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,805
[ Laughs ]
679
00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:56,341
♪♪
680
00:32:56,441 --> 00:32:59,611
He just wants
a relaxing day on the porch.
681
00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:01,613
Maybe one day he'll have one.
682
00:33:01,713 --> 00:33:08,753
♪♪
683
00:33:08,854 --> 00:33:12,290
Handstand!
I'll take
this handstand to go.
684
00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:13,859
Oh!
685
00:33:13,959 --> 00:33:15,494
[ Laughter ]
686
00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:20,031
Woman: I got a porch thief.
This is my Amazon package.
687
00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:22,501
Ribeiro: Well, the groundhog
didn't see his shadow,
688
00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:25,103
but he did
see something he liked.
689
00:33:25,203 --> 00:33:26,771
Woman: And I finally
checked my cameras,
690
00:33:26,872 --> 00:33:28,507
and look at the thief.
691
00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:30,242
[ Laughter ]
692
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:31,810
Look at him!
693
00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:33,011
And then he takes it
694
00:33:33,111 --> 00:33:35,580
where he made a little home
under my porch.
695
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,115
I'm going to get
my package back.
696
00:33:37,215 --> 00:33:40,085
♪♪
697
00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:41,887
Aah!
698
00:33:41,987 --> 00:33:44,189
Ribeiro: It's all good.
699
00:33:44,289 --> 00:33:47,225
♪♪
700
00:33:47,325 --> 00:33:49,661
People who like Christmas
start decorating
701
00:33:49,761 --> 00:33:51,062
right after Thanksgiving.
702
00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:53,865
People who love Christmas
start right after Halloween.
703
00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:55,700
People who love
Christmas too much
704
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,602
start decorating for
next year's Christmas
705
00:33:57,702 --> 00:34:00,939
the day after this year's
Christmas...
706
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,841
which is easier,
because you never have
707
00:34:02,941 --> 00:34:05,110
to take down your decorations.
708
00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:07,379
But ho, ho, ho, Nellie,
is that taking it too far.
709
00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:08,446
Come on, now.
710
00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:14,252
♪♪
711
00:34:14,352 --> 00:34:17,088
[ Laughter ]
712
00:34:17,188 --> 00:34:19,357
Girl: Oh, my God!
713
00:34:19,457 --> 00:34:20,358
♪♪
714
00:34:20,458 --> 00:34:24,429
[ Cheering ]
715
00:34:24,529 --> 00:34:27,198
[ All screaming ]
716
00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:30,001
Ribeiro: It's a good thing
this happened in front of
Santa,
717
00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:32,470
because now he knows
what you need for Christmas.
718
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:36,374
♪♪
719
00:34:36,474 --> 00:34:38,009
This...
720
00:34:38,109 --> 00:34:39,844
Woman:
The day after Christmas.
721
00:34:39,945 --> 00:34:42,314
In the case
of a nap emergency,
722
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:45,317
your coloring book
may be used as a pillow.
723
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:55,260
♪♪
724
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:58,730
Well, at least
snowmen are soft.
725
00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:01,900
Whoa! [ Grunts ]
726
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,668
Aah!
727
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:09,975
♪♪
728
00:35:10,075 --> 00:35:12,644
Woman:
It's spongy stuff.
729
00:35:12,744 --> 00:35:14,613
What else you got
in there?
730
00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:17,716
Christmas treats come in all
shapes and sizes...
731
00:35:17,816 --> 00:35:18,750
and bottles.
732
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:21,319
[ Gasps ]
What is that?
733
00:35:23,922 --> 00:35:24,923
Got ranch!
734
00:35:25,023 --> 00:35:26,324
You got ranch?
735
00:35:26,424 --> 00:35:28,560
Ranch!
Oh, my gosh.
736
00:35:30,328 --> 00:35:31,596
Ribeiro:
When your tree is this tall,
737
00:35:31,696 --> 00:35:33,665
the only way to
get the angel on top
738
00:35:33,765 --> 00:35:36,434
is with some good aim
and some good luck.
739
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,005
Ohh!
740
00:35:40,105 --> 00:35:42,540
Did you film it?
741
00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:45,510
♪ And wonders of His love
742
00:35:45,610 --> 00:35:50,181
♪ And wonders, wonders
of His love ♪
743
00:35:50,281 --> 00:35:52,083
Ribeiro:
Are you done with Christmas?
744
00:35:52,183 --> 00:35:54,285
Because she sure is.
745
00:35:56,721 --> 00:35:58,556
Woman: Oh, no!
746
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:03,461
♪♪
747
00:36:05,296 --> 00:36:07,832
We've unwrapped so many
great Christmas clips tonight
748
00:36:07,932 --> 00:36:09,734
that I'm already looking
forward to next year's show,
749
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,102
which is why Christmas videos
750
00:36:11,202 --> 00:36:12,771
are tonight's
"Assignment America."
751
00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:14,639
Needs some examples?
Yeah, yeah.
752
00:36:14,739 --> 00:36:16,441
Sorry to go all Scrooge on
you, but no, you don't.
753
00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:17,976
We've been showing them
all night.
754
00:36:18,076 --> 00:36:19,644
Jess, tell them more.
755
00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:21,579
That's right, we want to
see you opening gifts,
756
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,815
decorating your tree,
and all the hilarious ways
757
00:36:23,915 --> 00:36:26,384
your Christmas festivities
can go so perfectly wrong.
758
00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:28,887
Your video Yuletide treat
might just win you $20,000
759
00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:30,522
or even $100,000.
760
00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:32,290
Just upload the video to
AFV.com.
761
00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:34,592
For full contest rules,
log on to AFV.com.
762
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:36,928
Don't worry
about being naughty or nice.
763
00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,697
Just send us funny
Christmas clips.
764
00:36:38,797 --> 00:36:40,632
That's our advice.
765
00:36:43,368 --> 00:36:45,370
♪♪
766
00:36:45,470 --> 00:36:48,707
Funny videos have
dotted the scenery,
767
00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:50,875
but now it's time
to make with the greenery.
768
00:36:50,975 --> 00:36:53,144
So let's meet our finalists.
769
00:36:53,244 --> 00:36:56,548
First up, a toddler sees a
doorknob and presses the
button,
770
00:36:56,648 --> 00:36:59,184
but that button's a lock,
and now she's been shut in.
771
00:36:59,284 --> 00:37:00,685
It's "Bathroom Breakout"
772
00:37:00,785 --> 00:37:05,523
sent in by Amanda Interlichia
from Coatesville,
Pennsylvania.
773
00:37:05,623 --> 00:37:08,660
Turn the knob.
774
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,129
[ Giggles ]
775
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:12,797
Can you open?
776
00:37:16,301 --> 00:37:19,370
[ Cheering ]
777
00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:21,906
Yay!
778
00:37:22,006 --> 00:37:25,276
Joining us are Amanda,
Sal, and Luciana.
779
00:37:25,376 --> 00:37:27,645
Now, Amanda,
this was a hotel room,
780
00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:30,315
so you would have needed a key
to open the door.
781
00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:34,052
Were you, like, panicking
when Luciana locked herself
in?
782
00:37:34,152 --> 00:37:37,355
I was at first, but her dad,
he told me to stay calm,
783
00:37:37,455 --> 00:37:39,791
so we
just went with it.
784
00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:41,259
Well, you did a great job
of going with it,
785
00:37:41,359 --> 00:37:43,328
'cause I would have
absolutely panicked.
786
00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:45,263
But you know what?
Luckily, she figured it out
787
00:37:45,363 --> 00:37:46,831
and got it unlocked, right?
788
00:37:46,931 --> 00:37:48,466
Yes. Yep.
Alright.
789
00:37:48,566 --> 00:37:50,602
Good job. Good job.
Good luck, guys.
790
00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:52,370
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
791
00:37:52,470 --> 00:37:55,006
Next up, she met with Santa,
and here's the gist.
792
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,342
She doesn't want to be
put on his list.
793
00:37:57,442 --> 00:37:59,611
It's "Naughty, Nice,
or Nunya Business"
794
00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:03,848
sent in by Carlin Cox
from Lake Arthur, Louisiana.
795
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:05,617
Santa!
Good to see you.
796
00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:08,486
You are Meredith,
aren't you?
797
00:38:10,555 --> 00:38:13,091
Have you been naughty
or nice this year?
798
00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:16,528
We're not gonna
talk about that.
799
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,296
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
800
00:38:18,396 --> 00:38:20,165
Fantastic!
801
00:38:20,265 --> 00:38:22,467
Joining us are
Carlin and Meredith.
802
00:38:22,567 --> 00:38:25,737
Now, Carlin, I hear Meredith
was fighting with her brother
803
00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:27,605
just before this phone call.
804
00:38:27,705 --> 00:38:29,407
Did she think that
she would have been
805
00:38:29,507 --> 00:38:32,043
put on the naughty list?
806
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,379
Absolutely, it was
too close to Christmas
807
00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:36,147
and she just
wanted those presents.
808
00:38:36,247 --> 00:38:37,615
Well, I understand.
809
00:38:37,715 --> 00:38:40,985
Listen, she did a great job
of, uh, dodging that question.
810
00:38:41,085 --> 00:38:43,354
Right? Alright.
811
00:38:43,454 --> 00:38:44,656
Good luck.
812
00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:47,759
Finally, giving a gift
to your neighbor is nice,
813
00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:50,228
but some gifts require
a little hygiene advice.
814
00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:51,763
It's "Butt-er Wash Your Eggs"
815
00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:56,100
sent in by Carey Reynolds
from Panama City Beach,
Florida.
816
00:39:06,544 --> 00:39:07,712
Okay?
817
00:39:07,812 --> 00:39:11,182
Yeah, just leave them
on the chair right there,
okay?
818
00:39:11,282 --> 00:39:12,951
Okay, I will.
819
00:39:13,084 --> 00:39:15,854
Joining us are Carey,
Lindsay, Smith, and Cyndie.
820
00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:18,289
Now, Smith, do you always
remind your neighbors
821
00:39:18,389 --> 00:39:23,494
how chickens lay eggs in such
a, shall we say, colorful
fashion?
822
00:39:23,595 --> 00:39:25,797
Not really.
823
00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:29,634
Was this the first time you
delivered those eggs yourself?
824
00:39:29,734 --> 00:39:31,870
Yes.
825
00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:34,939
Will you continue
to deliver eggs?
826
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:36,407
No.
827
00:39:36,507 --> 00:39:38,209
[ Laughter ]
828
00:39:38,309 --> 00:39:40,278
I like the way you think.
Well, you know what?
829
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:41,779
I bet the eggs were delicious
830
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,349
no matter where
they came from, right?
831
00:39:44,449 --> 00:39:45,550
Yes.
They are.
832
00:39:45,650 --> 00:39:48,419
Yes, they are.
Yes, they are. Good luck.
833
00:39:48,519 --> 00:39:50,588
Alright.
Alright, we're gonna find out
834
00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:52,257
who takes home the cash
in just a minute.
835
00:39:52,357 --> 00:39:54,158
But first, let's take
a look at some of the clips
836
00:39:54,259 --> 00:39:58,563
that didn't make our top three
in tonight's Honorable
Mention.
837
00:39:58,663 --> 00:40:01,733
♪♪
838
00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:04,235
[ Laughter ]
839
00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:11,876
♪♪
840
00:40:11,976 --> 00:40:13,311
[ Bird chirping ]
841
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:18,082
♪♪
842
00:40:18,182 --> 00:40:20,518
[ Horse neighs ]
843
00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:26,257
♪♪
844
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:33,097
♪♪
845
00:40:33,197 --> 00:40:35,333
[ Applause ]
846
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,936
Okay, it's time to hand out
tonight's prizes.
847
00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:41,472
$20,000 for first, $6,000 for
second, and $4,000 for third.
848
00:40:41,572 --> 00:40:45,076
Here we go -- our third place,
$4,000 winner is...
849
00:40:45,176 --> 00:40:46,678
"Bathroom Breakout"
850
00:40:46,778 --> 00:40:50,348
sent in by Amanda Interlichia
from Coatesville,
Pennsylvania.
851
00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:53,017
[ Cheers and applause ]
852
00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:54,819
Thank you, guys.
853
00:40:54,919 --> 00:40:57,422
And the winner of the $20,000
854
00:40:57,522 --> 00:41:01,292
and tonight's
funniest home video is...
855
00:41:01,392 --> 00:41:03,094
"Naughty, Nice,
or Nunya Business"
856
00:41:03,194 --> 00:41:05,797
sent in by Carlin Cox
from Lake Arthur, Louisiana!
857
00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:09,000
We have Meredith and Carlin!
858
00:41:09,100 --> 00:41:11,736
Congratulations!
859
00:41:11,836 --> 00:41:13,171
Thanks!
860
00:41:13,271 --> 00:41:16,541
Carlin, did Meredith ever
think she might not get
presents
861
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:18,242
because she would be
on the naughty list?
862
00:41:18,343 --> 00:41:21,746
Or did she think
she outsmarted Santa?
863
00:41:21,846 --> 00:41:25,350
I don't know, she's
pretty good at outsmarting me,
864
00:41:25,450 --> 00:41:27,285
so that was probably
her thoughts.
865
00:41:27,385 --> 00:41:30,388
Well, we loved the fact that
she was able to outsmart
Santa.
866
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,490
I mean, listen,
sometimes you just don't
867
00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:35,927
wanna talk about it, right?
Yep.
868
00:41:36,027 --> 00:41:37,862
Well, you know what?
I know one thing.
869
00:41:37,962 --> 00:41:44,135
You just ended up on the list
of "AFV" winners, alright?
870
00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:46,137
So congratulations.
871
00:41:46,237 --> 00:41:51,109
You got $20,000
and a shot at $100,000.
872
00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:53,911
Merry Christmas!
873
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:56,014
Yay, thanks!
874
00:41:56,114 --> 00:41:57,782
Well, the show's over.
875
00:41:57,882 --> 00:42:00,184
That's another episode
for the history books.
876
00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:02,053
Not like there's a lot
of history books
877
00:42:02,153 --> 00:42:04,055
that have a chapter
on funny videos,
878
00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:05,890
but there should be, yep.
879
00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:07,291
We'll see you next time,
and don't forget,
880
00:42:07,392 --> 00:42:09,293
if you upload a video
and it airs on the show,
881
00:42:09,394 --> 00:42:11,095
we'll send you
an "AFV" T-shirt.
882
00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:12,463
So good night, everybody,
and remember,
883
00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:15,166
send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's.
884
00:42:15,266 --> 00:42:18,469
♪♪
885
00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:21,472
-- Captions by VITAC --
886
00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:29,714
♪♪
887
00:42:29,814 --> 00:42:37,989
♪♪
888
00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:46,197
♪♪
889
00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:54,539
♪♪