1 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:03,836 Tonight, on "America's Funniest Home Videos," 2 00:00:03,836 --> 00:00:05,939 one of the season's 10 winning families 3 00:00:05,939 --> 00:00:09,276 will take home the $100,000 prize. 4 00:00:09,276 --> 00:00:11,278 Who will be voted the winner? 5 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:16,483 We'll reveal all on "AFV's" $100,000 episode 6 00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:19,052 starting right...now! 7 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,855 Let the laughing begin! 8 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:28,595 ♪♪ 9 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:31,231 Stop! Stop! 10 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:34,735 Oh, my God! 11 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:38,939 Woman: You going to give me some, Jackson? 12 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:45,078 Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos'" 13 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:47,281 $100,000 show. 14 00:00:47,281 --> 00:00:54,555 And now, here he is, your host, Alfonso Ribeiro! 15 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,523 Come on, let's do it, y'all! 16 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:59,493 [ Applause ] 17 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:00,794 That's what I'm talkin' about! 18 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:03,730 Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you. 19 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:08,402 Hello and welcome to our last $100,000 episode of the season. 20 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,704 Tonight, one lucky family will walk away 21 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:12,706 with a six-figure payday 22 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:15,742 and the other nine will have to do that thing where they say, 23 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:17,544 "It's an honor just to be nominated" 24 00:01:17,544 --> 00:01:20,247 and then pretend to be happy for the winner. 25 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:23,216 Well, nobody watching at home needs to be 26 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:25,085 pretend happy for anyone else, just 27 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,954 actual happy for yourselves, 28 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:28,789 because with all the great videos on tonight's show, 29 00:01:28,789 --> 00:01:30,958 we're all winners. 30 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:33,627 I mean, we won't all win 100 grand, though. 31 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,996 Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. There's no way to sugarcoat that. 32 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:37,497 Unh-unh. [ Laughter ] 33 00:01:37,497 --> 00:01:39,733 He's wary of that sidewalk being icy. 34 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,502 But I don't think he factored carrying heavy milk jugs 35 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:43,704 into the equation. 36 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:45,872 Whoa! 37 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:54,581 Yes, sir, I just closed my door. 38 00:01:55,983 --> 00:01:57,317 Oh! 39 00:01:57,317 --> 00:01:59,453 [ Laughter ] 40 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:01,655 Oh, my God, these guys... 41 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:04,091 [ Laughing ] 42 00:02:05,425 --> 00:02:07,227 Let's see if it works. 43 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:08,395 Ribeiro: She wanted to see 44 00:02:08,395 --> 00:02:10,130 if her bird would like some fresh air 45 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,766 by giving it a taste of the great outdoors. 46 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:17,704 Aah! 47 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:20,140 Ribeiro: I think he likes it. 48 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,476 Oh, Mommy, lookit! 49 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:25,479 Ribeiro: Here's why I prefer fresh pasta to frozen. 50 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:28,915 It's not a very good to-go meal on a day like today. 51 00:02:29,683 --> 00:02:30,951 [ Laughter ] 52 00:02:30,951 --> 00:02:36,957 ♪♪ 53 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:38,925 Hey, house, I'm here. 54 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,130 House. Ribeiro: Helpful tip -- Don't talk to things 55 00:02:43,130 --> 00:02:45,265 unless you're prepared for them to talk back. 56 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:46,700 Man: Hello? 57 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:50,203 [ Screaming ] 58 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:53,540 [ Bell rings ] 59 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,842 Ribeiro: Living in a gated community makes you feel safe. 60 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:02,015 Until you try to leave that community. 61 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:08,455 -Mom! The gate! -Mom, the gate! Ah! 62 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:12,292 Ribeiro: Candles, wine, roses. 63 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:14,828 It's the perfect setting for a romantic... 64 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:16,496 And never mind. 65 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:24,571 Before you load your backhoe onto the trailer, 66 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:26,740 I'd recommend putting the pickup truck hauling 67 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,642 the trailer in park. 68 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:37,718 ♪♪ 69 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:46,793 ♪♪ 70 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:54,901 ♪♪ 71 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,971 It's time to meet our first batch of $100,000 finalists. 72 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,406 Will tonight's winner be 73 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:01,975 some girls who don't like their brother's new style, 74 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:04,578 a loud, whining dog that'll sure make you smile, 75 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:07,981 or a girl whose first wink could take a while? 76 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:16,623 ♪♪ 77 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:19,692 No! No! 78 00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:25,198 What? 79 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:30,971 [ Crying ] 80 00:04:33,340 --> 00:04:35,709 What'd Mom do to your hair? 81 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:43,717 [ Girls crying ] 82 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:46,319 Where is his hair?! 83 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:49,823 Where is his hair?! 84 00:04:49,823 --> 00:04:52,092 [ Girls shrieking ] 85 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:57,597 -Woman: Why every time -- -[ Dog whining ] 86 00:04:57,597 --> 00:05:01,802 But every time I'm doing something, you want to talk. 87 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:02,836 Are you bored? 88 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:05,272 [ Whining continues ] 89 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:07,274 Ribeiro: I normally don't care for backtalk. 90 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:11,044 But when it's as funny as this, I don't have a problem with it. 91 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:12,279 Woman: Do you want me to do it right now? 92 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:16,716 [ Dog barking, whining ] 93 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:18,251 Are you being a little dramatic? 94 00:05:18,251 --> 00:05:21,021 [ Whining continues ] 95 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:23,156 I think you're kind of spoiled. 96 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,227 Woman: How do you wink? 97 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:33,433 You're getting there. Do it again. 98 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:36,837 Ribeiro: So close. 99 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:40,473 [ Laughter ] 100 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,209 [ Applause ] 101 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:49,382 One of our signature segments is "Kids Say" 102 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:51,718 where we show clips of little kids saying funny 103 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:53,119 or adorable things. 104 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:55,121 Well, tonight, we're showing them in montage form, 105 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:59,659 which is ironic since "montage" is a word most kids never say. 106 00:06:02,295 --> 00:06:03,964 Okay! We were just riding our bike. 107 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:06,600 We just wanted to tell you something. 108 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:09,202 Yeah. We want somebody to play with us. 109 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,078 I'm a pothead. 110 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:19,346 Woman: You're a pothead? 111 00:06:20,146 --> 00:06:21,448 Amber. 112 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,751 Get off your phone. 113 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:35,395 Stop driving like a maniac! 114 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,372 Look in that box. 115 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,608 Oh! Doggy! 116 00:06:48,608 --> 00:06:50,443 I told you I want a cat. 117 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:51,912 [ Laughter ] 118 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,481 Do you have any girls? 119 00:06:54,481 --> 00:06:56,416 Or like five years olds? 120 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:58,418 Or like a big kid like me? 121 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,653 I'm five years old. 122 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:01,021 Woman: Do you love Mommy? 123 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:04,090 No, no. 124 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,593 Woman: Do you love Mommy? Yeah. 125 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:09,963 Woman: You're getting a little too old for your ba-ba. 126 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:12,432 Oh, come on. 127 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,267 You see this on Grampy? 128 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:15,502 What's this called? 129 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:20,907 This strawberry? This looks like a butt crack. 130 00:07:23,343 --> 00:07:25,245 [ Applause ] 131 00:07:26,513 --> 00:07:29,716 Hey, want to see your funny video on TV? 132 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:33,019 Just upload it to AFV.com. 133 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:41,661 ♪♪ 134 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,603 Whenever I take my dog for a walk, 135 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:52,372 we meet the other dogs in the neighborhood. 136 00:07:52,372 --> 00:07:56,509 There's Ripley, Jellie, Moby, and Snort just to name a few. 137 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,578 But you may be asking, "Alfonso, do you even know 138 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:00,480 the names of their owners who are walking them?" 139 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,148 Sure, I do! 140 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:04,150 There's Ripley's dad, Jellie's mom, 141 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,386 Moby's mom, and Snort's dad. See?! 142 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:08,989 Release the hounds. 143 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,957 [ Dogs barking ] 144 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:13,626 It's time to go to the "Dog Park." 145 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,699 They're trying to get the sock out of his mouth 146 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:22,268 by getting him to drop it for some treats. 147 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,810 Outsmarted by a Corgi. 148 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:33,013 [ Dog barking ] 149 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:35,347 What in the world is he barking at? 150 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:38,918 Woman: What is it? 151 00:08:40,854 --> 00:08:43,155 Ribeiro: Oh, just a shockingly realistic doll 152 00:08:43,155 --> 00:08:45,158 that would freak out almost any dog. 153 00:08:45,158 --> 00:08:49,429 [ Barking continues ] 154 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,833 That guy's sitting in the dog's favorite chair. 155 00:08:55,902 --> 00:08:57,737 Well, he'll just play the ol' 156 00:08:57,737 --> 00:09:00,206 "I need to go out to use the bathroom" trick. 157 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,678 Works every time. 158 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:13,286 [ Laughing ] 159 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:17,791 Ribeiro: When it comes to earning a treat, you can work hard 160 00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,559 or you can work smart. 161 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:30,203 Alright, Andy, Mama's got to go to work. 162 00:09:30,203 --> 00:09:31,638 She got to go to work, okay? 163 00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:33,206 So we have to go back inside. 164 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,341 Come on. Come on, let's go inside. 165 00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:37,911 She got to go to work. 166 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,313 Ribeiro: I know Mom can't call in sick, 167 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,182 but could she call in "poodle?" 168 00:09:43,149 --> 00:09:44,384 Tell him you've got to go to work. 169 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,152 Woman: Andy, I got to go to work, okay? 170 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:47,687 She's got to go to work. I got to go. 171 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:49,589 I'll be back later. Come on, let's go. 172 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,526 Ribeiro: Everybody's happy to see the food delivery guy. 173 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,131 Some more than others. 174 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:09,309 It's time to meet our second batch of $100,000 finalists. 175 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:10,710 Will tonight's winner be 176 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:13,513 a cellphone in France taking quite a long fall, 177 00:10:13,513 --> 00:10:16,216 a mom who makes her daughter feel like a goofball, 178 00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:19,085 or a kid who leaves something really gross on the wall? 179 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:25,024 ♪♪ 180 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:27,527 They're at the top of a Ferris wheel in France. 181 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:30,463 This is Paris -- Well, this is actually Lille. 182 00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:31,898 Lille. 183 00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:33,199 She should concentrate less on 184 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:34,934 how to pronounce the name of the city 185 00:10:34,934 --> 00:10:37,770 and more on not letting go of her phone. 186 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,179 [ Speaking French ] 187 00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:52,585 Okay, put your hand like this. 188 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,121 Do it three times. 189 00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:59,859 Now put this on your chin. 190 00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:03,863 No. Put this... 191 00:11:03,863 --> 00:11:05,465 Mom, I'm literally doing what you're doing. 192 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,666 ...on your chin. 193 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,104 What is wrong? 194 00:11:11,104 --> 00:11:13,439 Take this three times. 195 00:11:13,439 --> 00:11:15,742 One, two, three. And put it on your chin. 196 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:19,646 [ Laughs ] Why are you laughing? 197 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,581 Is it supposed to be a joke? 198 00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:28,855 I'm sorry. Okay. 199 00:11:30,256 --> 00:11:32,125 This is how you know kids don't listen. 200 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:34,093 Kids don't pay attention. I'm listening to you. 201 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:37,697 Take this, Tanyah. I'm -- Okay. 202 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,532 Three times. I'm doing it. 203 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,901 And put it on your chin. I'm doing the same thing. 204 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:44,103 Put it on your chin! Oh, my chin. 205 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:47,440 [ Laughing ] 206 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,051 Woman: Not anymore? 207 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:04,190 [ Laughing ] What? 208 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:07,794 [ Laughs ] You used to put the boogers on my piano? 209 00:12:10,797 --> 00:12:14,167 Oh. Well, I'm glad you don't do that anymore. 210 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,370 [ Applause ] 211 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:24,377 Here's a little something we call "The Second Guy Bites It." 212 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,379 That's where we show videos 213 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,781 in which the first guy is an example of how to do it up, 214 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:32,652 and the second guy is an example of how to screw it up. 215 00:12:32,652 --> 00:12:34,654 First guy makes it clear over the bush. 216 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,024 Second guy falls right on his tush. 217 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:42,595 [ Laughter ] 218 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,267 First girl lands cleanly in the water. 219 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,903 Can't say the same for the younger daughter. 220 00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,743 Dad tries to give his son a warning. 221 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:59,178 He doesn't listen and has a bad morning. 222 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,882 No, no, you're going to want to hold on to the railing. 223 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,522 Ribeiro: First girl dives into the foam. 224 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,692 Second girl will be limping home. 225 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:15,428 [ Laughter ] 226 00:13:16,863 --> 00:13:19,165 First guy leap-frogs the poles with pride. 227 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,901 Second guy bruises his underside. 228 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:25,305 [ Woman laughs ] 229 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:31,110 Man: Whoo! Ribeiro: First kid does great, and that's not fiction. 230 00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:33,646 Mom goes next, but finds some serious friction. 231 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,548 Man: Whoooo! 232 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:38,785 [ Laughing ] 233 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:41,754 Ribeiro: First guy dives in and goes kerplunk. 234 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,690 Second guy slips 235 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:45,325 and gets a rail in the junk. 236 00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:53,333 First girl slides right off the roof. 237 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,169 Second girl falls right through like a goof. 238 00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,872 Woman: Did you break it? 239 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:05,011 Ribeiro: First sledder stops cleanly in the snow. 240 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,449 Second sledder fails, or did you already know? 241 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,821 Woman: Oh, God! Oh, God! 242 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:17,790 Oh, God! Are you okay? 243 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:18,958 Oh, my God! 244 00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:30,570 ♪♪ 245 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:34,907 Did you know that humans are the only animals known to blush? 246 00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,376 Yeah, it's true. 247 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,777 Scientists believe it's due to a combination 248 00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:39,545 of our emotional complexity 249 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,914 and the amount of exposed facial skin we have. 250 00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:44,417 But after hosting this show for so many years, 251 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,419 I think it's because we're the only animals 252 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,955 who are doing embarrassing stuff 24/7. 253 00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:50,323 Holla! 254 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:57,597 Her kid's gonna be raining 3-pointers... 255 00:14:57,597 --> 00:15:01,234 Oh, my God! ...after Mom gets rained on. 256 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,973 ♪ They all rolled over and one fell out ♪ 257 00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:10,042 ♪ Meow, meow, me-owww ♪ 258 00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:12,245 [ Thud, woman screams ] 259 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:17,884 ♪ There was six in the bed and the little one said roll over ♪ 260 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:21,454 Mine. Mine. 261 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:24,023 No. Mine. 262 00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:26,659 Daddy. No. 263 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,861 Mine. Daddy. 264 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:34,700 No. No. No. No. No. No. No. 265 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,036 Ribeiro: Some girls are just born daddy's girls. 266 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:41,340 No. No. No, no! No, no, no! 267 00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:42,775 He's mine. 268 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,811 Mine. He's mine. 269 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,746 Daddy. He's mine. 270 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:50,917 Mine. Mine. Daddy. 271 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,452 No. [ Laughs ] 272 00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:58,257 If you get caught sneaking up on a sleeping cat, 273 00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:00,960 just hypnotize them into thinking they don't see you. 274 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,397 "I was never here. 275 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,766 You will remember nothing. 276 00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,367 It was all a dream." 277 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:11,237 [ Laughter ] 278 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,173 Woman: Hi. 279 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,143 Hi. 280 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,046 Say "I love you!" 281 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,981 [ Dog grunting ] 282 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,049 Not you. 283 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,952 Ribeiro: He forgot to put the car in park. 284 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,057 He also forgot about that pole in the middle of his property. 285 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,128 I guess that pole broke his spirit 286 00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:37,964 because he's clearly given up. 287 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,368 It's like he thinks the car will start to feel bad for him 288 00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:44,136 and just stop on its own. 289 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:51,544 ♪♪ 290 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,045 It's not blinking. 291 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:56,949 A proposal at a beautiful state park? 292 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,551 I think this is adorable. 293 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,153 But not everyone agrees. 294 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,557 Yes. [ Horn honks ] 295 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,127 Man: Don't do it! 296 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,837 I'd like to say "happy birthday" to you. 297 00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,771 That's right. I know it's your birthday. 298 00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:21,140 Yes, you. 299 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:22,675 And if you're wondering, "What are the odds he'd say, 300 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,844 'happy birthday' to me on my actual birthday?" 301 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:27,579 well, it's 1 in 365. 302 00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:29,348 [ Laughter ] 303 00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,984 Yeah, I'm not psychic. I just know basic math. 304 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,786 Happy birthday, Mojo. [ Sneezes ] 305 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,955 Happy birthday, Mojo. [ Sneezes ] 306 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:39,358 Happy birthday, Mojo. [ Sneezes ] 307 00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:40,893 Yeah? Woman: Go ahead. 308 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,261 Man: Go ahead. 309 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,967 -Woman: A kiddie pool? -Yeah, but... 310 00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:57,510 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 311 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,211 Woman: Make a wish. 312 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:02,915 Ribeiro: Uh-oh. She's been with him long enough to know that look. 313 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,083 Okay. Woman: Okay, blow it out. 314 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,055 [ Laughter ] 315 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:18,331 [ Indistinct shouting ] 316 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:20,099 Ribeiro: This is crazy. That squirrel crashed 317 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,668 the birthday party and didn't even bring a gift. 318 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:27,306 [ Shouting continues ] 319 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:33,679 ♪♪ 320 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:36,248 I'm starting to think they won't offer him a piece of cake. 321 00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:39,885 [ Shouting continues ] 322 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:41,587 Woman: Get out! Get out! 323 00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:46,058 Ribeiro: This kid couldn't decide between face painting 324 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,160 or an awesome cat cake for his birthday. 325 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:50,296 Man: Take a bite. 326 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,564 [ Laughter ] 327 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,699 Ribeiro: So he went with both. 328 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:00,740 Happy birthday. 329 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:04,610 [ Beat-boxing ] 330 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,846 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 331 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,981 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 332 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,050 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Dana ♪ 333 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,152 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 334 00:19:14,186 --> 00:19:17,256 We love you, Dana. Happy 35th birthday. We love you, Dana. 335 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:31,003 The phrase, "Hey, at least you tried" is something 336 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,806 the people on our show are very used to hearing. 337 00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:36,575 Now, here are some folks who gave it their best shot, 338 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:38,778 which is how we got the videos we got. 339 00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,415 It's time to give credit where credit is due. 340 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:44,350 Join me as I applaud the effort. 341 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,987 You tried to sneak your dog onto the course 342 00:19:47,987 --> 00:19:49,622 by dressing up him like this? 343 00:19:49,622 --> 00:19:51,123 I applaud the effort. 344 00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:03,969 You decided to go to Disappearing Dunes State Beach 345 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:06,472 so you could write about it on your travel blog? 346 00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:07,907 I admire your optimism. 347 00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:16,949 Instead of fetching balls, 348 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,051 you taught your dog to fetch varmints? 349 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,653 [ Chuckles ] Way to go. 350 00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:26,959 Stop. Stop! Stop! 351 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:33,532 You discovered a way to enjoy salsa without all the sodium? 352 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:34,700 Good on you. 353 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,310 You found a way to ask for more Legos even 354 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:47,146 though your parents said you already had enough Legos? 355 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:48,848 I salute your chutzpah. 356 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:52,051 That's so dang cool. 357 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:01,627 This has been "I Applaud the Effort." 358 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,404 It's important for a TV show to have heart. 359 00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:14,273 Even a TV show like "AFV" 360 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:17,209 that's built on physical comedy needs to have heart. 361 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:20,746 But I never said anything about brains, 362 00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,348 which brings me to boneheads, 363 00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:24,450 who make sure that a portion of our show remains 364 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:28,020 brain-free week after week after week. 365 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:33,259 It's a wagon full of cement rolling down a hill. 366 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,428 Personally, I would hurry and go grab it, 367 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,164 but hey, that's just me. 368 00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,704 And...take camera two. 369 00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:55,347 What better way to lure your little brother out of your room 370 00:21:55,347 --> 00:21:56,816 than with a chicken strip? 371 00:21:58,217 --> 00:22:00,052 [ Woman laughs ] 372 00:22:02,488 --> 00:22:04,056 Snow covers a window well. 373 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:08,861 But it doesn't make it disappear. 374 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,596 Man: Did you break it? Yeah? 375 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,899 You okay? It's cold. 376 00:22:13,899 --> 00:22:15,067 I bet it is. 377 00:22:15,868 --> 00:22:18,270 Ribeiro: She just graduated and they're celebrating in the backyard... 378 00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:19,672 I did it! 379 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,941 Ribeiro: ...where their dog does his business. 380 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:23,976 [ Splat ] 381 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,913 What's that song they play at graduation? 382 00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:30,082 Oh, yeah, "Poop and Circumstance." 383 00:22:34,553 --> 00:22:35,888 Going for the dunk... 384 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,358 Man, that stunk. 385 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,760 What's up, guys? I'm going to be making banana bread. 386 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,797 So first, you're going to need a smasher and bananas. 387 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,000 Ribeiro: I'm no banana bread expert, 388 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,803 but I'm pretty sure you have to peel the bananas first. 389 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,071 Little hard because... 390 00:22:52,071 --> 00:23:00,846 ♪♪ 391 00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:02,848 I think I was supposed to take the skin out. 392 00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:08,921 Alright, so just about 9:30. I'm almost home. 393 00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:11,090 Just crossed into Maryland. 394 00:23:11,090 --> 00:23:12,958 I got to say, I planned this trip pretty well. 395 00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:18,230 I had, you know, budget-wise, $8 left, of which -- 396 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:24,303 [ Laughing ] $7 left of what -- 397 00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:26,772 Of what I had planned. 398 00:23:26,772 --> 00:23:29,875 Let's hold on to that, so we're pretty good. 399 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,449 It's time to meet our third and final 400 00:23:37,449 --> 00:23:39,285 batch of $100,000 finalists. 401 00:23:39,285 --> 00:23:42,321 Will tonight's winner be a girl so against napping 402 00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:44,223 she'll resort to deception, 403 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:47,026 a vacuum cleaner that causes a giant ash ejection, 404 00:23:47,026 --> 00:23:49,828 a dog caught stealing his favorite deli selection, 405 00:23:49,828 --> 00:23:53,332 or a flock of birds getting a tortilla chip reception? 406 00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:11,850 I don't -- I do not -- I do-- 407 00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:17,122 Man: [ Laughing ] 408 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:19,725 A nap? Do you know what a nap is? 409 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:24,730 A what? A what you say, Dad? 410 00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:27,433 Man: Do you -- Have you ever taken a nap before? 411 00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:28,634 I can't -- 412 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,710 [ Shop-Vac whirring ] 413 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:40,346 Ribeiro: Cleaning the woodburning stove with a Shop-Vac 414 00:24:40,346 --> 00:24:42,114 seemed like a good idea. 415 00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:46,919 I hope you like the smell of a fireplace 416 00:24:46,919 --> 00:24:48,954 because your house is going to smell like one forever. 417 00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:50,456 [ Shop-Vac stops ] 418 00:24:52,524 --> 00:24:53,993 Oh! 419 00:24:57,696 --> 00:25:00,866 Woman: I know you're not a bad girl but I know he's a bad boy. 420 00:25:02,434 --> 00:25:03,836 You stole the whole bag of bagels 421 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:05,237 off the counter, didn't you? 422 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,739 Ribeiro: Just 'cause you're watching 423 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:08,374 your carbs doesn't mean Radley has to. 424 00:25:08,374 --> 00:25:10,943 Woman: You sure did. You did, didn't you? 425 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,411 [ Laughs ] 426 00:25:12,411 --> 00:25:13,946 Give me that bagel. 427 00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:21,220 Oh! 428 00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,655 [ Gulls squawking ] 429 00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:30,496 ♪♪ 430 00:25:30,496 --> 00:25:34,166 ♪♪ 431 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:36,035 Woman: [ Laughs ] Luke, go look at her. 432 00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:39,304 Ribeiro: Getting sea gulls to go away by throwing more chips to them 433 00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:41,740 is certainly an interesting strategy. 434 00:25:44,743 --> 00:25:46,145 Woman: Open the door. 435 00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:47,746 Man: Why is she throwing things? 436 00:25:47,746 --> 00:25:49,348 Woman: She's trying to get them to go away. 437 00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,488 Get set for an annual "AFV" tradition 438 00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:58,924 where we look back at some of our favorite clips 439 00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:01,560 in reverse. Yes, it's "Backwards Classics." 440 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,629 If this were the '90s, I would've said, 441 00:26:03,629 --> 00:26:06,031 "Back-word to your mother!" 442 00:26:06,031 --> 00:26:07,933 But it's not, so I won't. I won't. 443 00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:09,635 [ Rossini's "The Barber of Seville Overture" playing ] 444 00:26:09,635 --> 00:26:19,611 ♪♪ 445 00:26:19,611 --> 00:26:29,588 ♪♪ 446 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:38,997 ♪♪ 447 00:26:38,997 --> 00:26:48,507 ♪♪ 448 00:26:48,507 --> 00:26:58,183 ♪♪ 449 00:26:58,183 --> 00:27:07,793 ♪♪ 450 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:17,469 ♪♪ 451 00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:26,745 ♪♪ 452 00:27:26,745 --> 00:27:35,954 ♪♪ 453 00:27:35,954 --> 00:27:43,929 ♪♪ 454 00:27:48,767 --> 00:27:51,069 The winner of tonight's $100,000 prize 455 00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:53,639 will go on to compete for the season's grand prize -- 456 00:27:53,639 --> 00:27:57,743 a spectacular Disney Cruise Line vacation aboard the Disney Wish. 457 00:27:57,743 --> 00:27:59,344 Now, If I had a Disney wish, 458 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,580 I know exactly what I'd wish for... 459 00:28:04,049 --> 00:28:06,084 To be aboard the Disney Wish. 460 00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:08,020 Our grand prize winner and guests 461 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:11,156 will be on this very ship for four magical nights. 462 00:28:11,156 --> 00:28:13,559 They'll have incredible experiences, like meeting 463 00:28:13,559 --> 00:28:16,261 Captain Mickey and Captain Minnie. 464 00:28:16,261 --> 00:28:18,797 Are you guys excited to meet our winning family? 465 00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:24,336 They'll dine like superheroes in the Worlds of Marvel Restaurant. 466 00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:27,272 Hey, Spidey, don't try to web sling my sundae. 467 00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:28,907 My Spider-Sense was tingling. 468 00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:30,809 There's nothing like a little theater after dinner. 469 00:28:30,809 --> 00:28:33,378 And by little, I mean "Disney: The Little Mermaid." 470 00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:37,015 Mm, popcorn. Glad to be part of your world. 471 00:28:37,015 --> 00:28:38,850 I love spending time on the upper deck, 472 00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:41,053 especially on the Aqua Mouse water coaster. 473 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:42,921 Raft for one, please. 474 00:28:42,921 --> 00:28:44,823 This is great! 475 00:28:44,823 --> 00:28:46,925 Whoo-hoo! [ Laughs ] 476 00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:48,961 I can see Castaway Cay from here. 477 00:28:48,961 --> 00:28:51,063 This vacation will be magical. 478 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:53,632 Maybe the winner would consider adopting me. 479 00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:55,534 Watch "AFV's" Grand Prize Spectacular 480 00:28:55,534 --> 00:28:57,102 to find out who will win this magical vacation. 481 00:29:05,777 --> 00:29:10,916 Hey, Alfonso, I want to see some more funny vacation videos. 482 00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:15,654 Okay, Jack, you want more funny vacation videos? 483 00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:17,489 Well, finish packing that suitcase. 484 00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:20,158 The next plane to the land of great vacation clips 485 00:29:20,158 --> 00:29:22,694 leaves right now. 486 00:29:22,694 --> 00:29:24,830 Check this out, guys. I got a big piece of branzini here. 487 00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:25,931 Watch these start to eat. 488 00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:27,666 Ribeiro: When the fish are that big, 489 00:29:27,666 --> 00:29:30,502 it's a fine line between fish feeder and fish food. 490 00:29:31,103 --> 00:29:32,971 Man: Oh, oh, oh-oh! 491 00:29:32,971 --> 00:29:34,039 Oh! 492 00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:40,178 I'm coming to you from my home. 493 00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:42,247 Everybody wants to get that summer body ready 494 00:29:42,247 --> 00:29:43,915 for the summer comin' up. 495 00:29:43,915 --> 00:29:45,817 Everybody wants to look like this. 496 00:29:45,817 --> 00:29:48,253 And I can tell you how to do it in two easy steps. 497 00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:54,159 You just alternate, one a day. 498 00:29:54,159 --> 00:29:57,863 Twinkie Monday, cupcake Tuesday, Twinkie Wednesday, 499 00:29:57,863 --> 00:29:59,431 cupcake Thursday. 500 00:29:59,431 --> 00:30:01,233 Woman: Grant, do you want to go upstairs and brush teeth? 501 00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:03,068 No! 502 00:30:03,068 --> 00:30:05,837 Do you want to read a book? No! 503 00:30:05,837 --> 00:30:08,240 Do you want an all-inclusive vacation to the Bahamas? 504 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:13,278 No-- Oh, oh, okay. [ Laughing ] Oh, my goodness. 505 00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:18,717 Woman: They're going to smell it any second now. 506 00:30:18,717 --> 00:30:20,352 You got to walk away from us though. 507 00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:22,254 Ribeiro: I don't know what kind of sandwich that is, 508 00:30:22,254 --> 00:30:23,789 but I hope he brought enough to share. 509 00:30:23,789 --> 00:30:27,492 -Oh, they're attacking it. -See? There you go, Jack. 510 00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:31,997 [ Laughing ] 511 00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:35,067 Walk away from us, Jack. Walk that way. 512 00:30:35,067 --> 00:30:37,302 [ Laughter ] 513 00:30:37,302 --> 00:30:41,673 [ Gulls squawking ] 514 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:44,409 [ Laughter ] 515 00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:47,179 So, we're playing "Hangman." 516 00:30:48,814 --> 00:30:51,016 Ribeiro: He can't [clears throat] "see" 517 00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:53,485 that the word is "vacation." 518 00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:57,422 Woman: And Landon's really trying to get this last letter. 519 00:30:57,422 --> 00:31:03,028 I want to go to Arkansas on... 520 00:31:04,496 --> 00:31:05,797 "...vak-shin." 521 00:31:07,899 --> 00:31:09,868 "Vax-sin." 522 00:31:11,737 --> 00:31:13,004 Va... 523 00:31:14,272 --> 00:31:17,175 Ribeiro: Maybe he heard about the all-inclusive Bahamas vacation 524 00:31:17,175 --> 00:31:19,644 that the other kid got and he's holding out for that. 525 00:31:19,644 --> 00:31:20,946 "Vake-shin." 526 00:31:21,847 --> 00:31:23,448 Oh! Vacation! 527 00:31:23,448 --> 00:31:26,551 [ Woman laughs ] 528 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:33,125 ♪♪ 529 00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:35,327 Woman: Oh, my God! Hey! 530 00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:41,867 You know what the world needs now? 531 00:31:45,003 --> 00:31:46,838 Let's go, Hannah! 532 00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:49,040 Gimme an H! H! 533 00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,410 Gimme an A! A! 534 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,278 Gimme an...H? 535 00:31:53,278 --> 00:31:56,681 [ Laughs ] 536 00:31:56,681 --> 00:31:58,383 Sorry, I couldn't help myself. 537 00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:01,052 I hope you've enjoyed... 538 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,859 That was just what the world needed. 539 00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:09,828 And now it needs a few more funny videos 540 00:32:09,828 --> 00:32:12,731 before we hand out a giant wad of cash. 541 00:32:15,734 --> 00:32:17,469 -Oh, my God! -What?! 542 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:19,571 Ribeiro: She gets an "A" in mom instincts. 543 00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:22,707 But a "D" in coordination. 544 00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:24,209 Something wrong with me? 545 00:32:24,209 --> 00:32:26,812 Man: No, nothing at all. 546 00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:27,979 What is it? 547 00:32:27,979 --> 00:32:29,448 Man: [ Chuckles ] 548 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,616 Okay, but you're not, like, screwing around? 549 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,252 Like, you realize -- you don't think there's anything wrong? 550 00:32:34,252 --> 00:32:36,755 I feel maybe I have a bug on my face or something. 551 00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:38,290 Man: Mm. Not quite that. 552 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:40,859 Ribeiro: I don't know if those are prescription glasses, 553 00:32:40,859 --> 00:32:44,563 but she could use a prescription for her obliviousness. 554 00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:46,498 Man: Lift up your glasses and put them back on. 555 00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:53,972 [ Both laughing ] 556 00:33:03,348 --> 00:33:05,250 Woman: That wasn't kind. Oop. 557 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:07,986 I'm doing an experiment about air pressure. 558 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:10,889 I have a cup of water and a piece of cardboard. 559 00:33:10,889 --> 00:33:14,793 I'm going to place the cardboard over my... 560 00:33:14,793 --> 00:33:17,295 Ribeiro: This is a famous science experiment. 561 00:33:17,295 --> 00:33:19,998 ...and I'm going to turn it upside down. 562 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:23,134 All the air... Ribeiro: Invented by someone who didn't have a dog. 563 00:33:23,134 --> 00:33:24,669 ...hold up the cardboard. 564 00:33:25,937 --> 00:33:27,005 Macy! 565 00:33:27,639 --> 00:33:29,307 Man: Okay, lift it up. 566 00:33:29,307 --> 00:33:32,978 Ribeiro: They either need a bouncier mattress or better aim. 567 00:33:32,978 --> 00:33:35,380 -Lift it up. -Ready? 1, 2, 3. 568 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,924 Woman: Hey, buddy, how was your day today? 569 00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:49,494 Good, I got all 3's, which are grades and they are good. 570 00:33:49,494 --> 00:33:51,162 And I loved my day 571 00:33:51,162 --> 00:33:53,565 and I really want to go to the Texaco 572 00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:58,270 to get a little snack and a Coca-Cola Icee. 573 00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:01,339 Woman: Well, buddy, I got a surprise for you. 574 00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:04,409 Wait a minute. Mama's having a baby. 575 00:34:04,409 --> 00:34:07,479 You mean she's having it today? 576 00:34:07,479 --> 00:34:11,081 Woman: She's having it today. Are you ready to go see her? 577 00:34:11,081 --> 00:34:13,784 Uh, yes, but first can we go to the Texaco? 578 00:34:13,784 --> 00:34:15,853 Please, please. [ Woman laughs ] 579 00:34:20,859 --> 00:34:23,061 We're so close to revealing tonight's winner 580 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,829 that I'm getting goose bumps. 581 00:34:24,829 --> 00:34:26,398 Now granted, they could be 582 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,567 because the A/C is blasting in the studio 583 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,768 and I'm standing directly under a vent, 584 00:34:30,768 --> 00:34:32,137 but it's probably a little bit of both. 585 00:34:32,137 --> 00:34:33,705 [ Laughter ] 586 00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:35,306 So stick around. We'll reveal the winner 587 00:34:35,306 --> 00:34:36,808 right after the break. 588 00:34:46,551 --> 00:34:50,121 Welcome back. Soon, someone is going to live out their dream 589 00:34:50,121 --> 00:34:51,790 of winning $100,000, 590 00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:54,092 and I'm going to live out my dream of giving out 591 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:57,662 $100,000 of my boss's money. 592 00:34:57,662 --> 00:35:00,999 Here's one last peek at the finalists hoping to win it all. 593 00:35:02,367 --> 00:35:05,170 [ Crying ] I don't like his hair. 594 00:35:09,307 --> 00:35:11,776 What'd Mom do to your hair? 595 00:35:13,678 --> 00:35:16,047 Where is his hair? 596 00:35:16,047 --> 00:35:18,350 [ Girls shrieking ] 597 00:35:18,783 --> 00:35:21,152 -Woman: Why every time -- -[ Dog whining ] 598 00:35:21,152 --> 00:35:25,357 But every time I'm doing something, you want to talk. 599 00:35:25,357 --> 00:35:26,391 Are you bored? 600 00:35:26,391 --> 00:35:27,959 [ Whining continues ] 601 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:29,928 Woman: How do you wink? 602 00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:35,400 You're getting there. 603 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:36,468 Do it again. 604 00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:40,372 Lille, and it's Christmas at Lille. 605 00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:42,474 -Lille. -Lille. 606 00:35:49,447 --> 00:35:51,016 [ Speaking French ] 607 00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:56,688 What is wrong? 608 00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:59,557 Take this three times. 609 00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:01,092 And put it on your chin. 610 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,562 [ Laughs ] Why are you laughing? 611 00:36:04,562 --> 00:36:06,531 Kids don't pay attention. I'm listening to you. 612 00:36:06,531 --> 00:36:08,266 Take this, Tanyah. 613 00:36:08,266 --> 00:36:11,236 Okay. Three times. 614 00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:13,171 I'm doing it. And put it on your chin. 615 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:15,840 I'm doing the same thing. On your chin. 616 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,076 Oh, my chin. [ Laughing ] 617 00:36:19,044 --> 00:36:24,416 I used to pick boogers at your house but not anymore. 618 00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:26,017 Woman: Not anymore? 619 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,120 I used to put them by your piano. 620 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,722 Woman: [ Laughs ] What? 621 00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:33,291 Man: Mila, have you thought about taking a nap? 622 00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:35,860 A what? What'd you say, Dad? 623 00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,730 I don't know what you're talking about. 624 00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:40,031 Man: A nap? 625 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,132 Do you know what a nap is? 626 00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:44,369 A what? A what? 627 00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:46,204 A what you say, Dad? 628 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:48,540 Man: Do you -- Have you ever taken a nap before? 629 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:51,309 I can't -- I can't hear you, Dad. 630 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,745 [ Shop-Vac whirring ] 631 00:36:56,481 --> 00:36:57,749 [ Shop-Vac stops ] 632 00:37:00,285 --> 00:37:01,453 Oh! 633 00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:03,455 Woman: You stole the whole bag of bagels 634 00:37:03,455 --> 00:37:04,889 off the counter, didn't you? 635 00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:08,793 Yes, you did. You sure did. 636 00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:10,361 You did, didn't you? 637 00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:14,032 Man: Why? 638 00:37:14,032 --> 00:37:16,034 -Woman: She's sc-- -Is she being attacked? 639 00:37:16,034 --> 00:37:20,438 [ Laughter ] 640 00:37:20,438 --> 00:37:21,573 Woman: Open the door. 641 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:22,907 Man: Why is she throwing things? 642 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,943 Woman: She's trying to get them to go away. 643 00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:26,845 [ Applause ] 644 00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:31,783 We've seen all 10 finalists. Who will win the $100,000? 645 00:37:31,783 --> 00:37:34,119 Well, we recently went to the Walt Disney World Resort 646 00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:36,354 in Florida where guests voted to determine the winner, 647 00:37:36,354 --> 00:37:39,257 and now we'll reveal the top three vote getters. 648 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:41,159 That's right. The $100,000 winner 649 00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:44,362 is one of these three clips. 650 00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:46,865 Here they are, in no particular order. 651 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:52,604 First up, it's "Balcony Bird Buffet" 652 00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:55,607 sent in by Savannah Hobbs from Giddings, Texas. 653 00:37:57,509 --> 00:38:01,780 Next up, it's "Playing Dumb for Dad" sent in by Matt Welshons 654 00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:03,915 from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. 655 00:38:05,416 --> 00:38:08,486 And finally, it's "Sisters Boohoo Brother's New 'Do" 656 00:38:08,486 --> 00:38:12,190 sent in by Tiffany Cazantzes from Foley, Alabama. 657 00:38:14,225 --> 00:38:15,760 There's our top three. 658 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,395 We'll reveal the winner in just a moment, 659 00:38:17,395 --> 00:38:19,464 but before we do, let me remind you 660 00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:22,300 that "AFV" isn't just mindless entertainment. 661 00:38:22,300 --> 00:38:24,002 It's also educational. 662 00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:25,904 Let's review what we've learned from some 663 00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:29,507 of our most smartness-enhancing videos of the season. 664 00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:32,610 We learned that there are probably better ways 665 00:38:32,610 --> 00:38:34,045 for a married couple to put the spark 666 00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:35,680 back into their relationship. 667 00:38:36,915 --> 00:38:39,017 [ Electricity zaps ] Oh! 668 00:38:39,017 --> 00:38:40,585 Oh, my God! 669 00:38:44,222 --> 00:38:45,757 We learned you don't need a sled 670 00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:48,626 to have fun in the snow as long as you have a dog like Walker. 671 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:56,701 Woman: Are you okay? What is going on? Walker! 672 00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:58,069 Oh, my gosh! 673 00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:00,338 We learned that while conserving plastic is a good thing, 674 00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,774 sometimes it's better to just use two bags. 675 00:39:02,774 --> 00:39:10,381 ♪♪ 676 00:39:10,381 --> 00:39:15,987 ♪♪ 677 00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:18,189 We learned that one bear on the porch 678 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:19,657 plus three cats on the porch 679 00:39:19,657 --> 00:39:21,860 equals nobody anywhere near the porch. 680 00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:24,729 [ Bear growls, cats meow ] 681 00:39:27,565 --> 00:39:31,469 We learned that virtual reality isn't a great spectator sport. 682 00:39:38,543 --> 00:39:40,245 We learned there's just no reason 683 00:39:40,245 --> 00:39:41,980 to shake dust out of the welcome mat. 684 00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:44,282 I mean, it's just gonna get dirty again anyway. 685 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,322 Whoa! Oh! 686 00:39:51,322 --> 00:39:54,692 We learned you shouldn't carry a Crock Pot while wearing Crocs. 687 00:39:54,692 --> 00:39:57,428 What are you doing?! 688 00:39:57,428 --> 00:39:58,897 It's his shoes. 689 00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:01,799 Are you okay? 690 00:40:03,001 --> 00:40:05,336 It's them shoes. That's what I'm saying! 691 00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:06,638 Look what shoes he's wearing. 692 00:40:11,376 --> 00:40:13,378 Funny stuff, but enough with the learning. 693 00:40:13,378 --> 00:40:16,881 Let's see who's gonna be earning -- 100K that is. 694 00:40:16,881 --> 00:40:21,219 Will tonight's winner be "Balcony Bird Buffet"... 695 00:40:21,219 --> 00:40:24,355 "Playing Dumb for Dad"... 696 00:40:24,355 --> 00:40:27,759 or will it be "Sisters Boohoo Brother's New 'Do"? 697 00:40:28,526 --> 00:40:34,732 Tonight's funniest video and the winner of the $100,000 is... 698 00:40:34,732 --> 00:40:41,205 ♪♪ 699 00:40:41,205 --> 00:40:46,911 ♪♪ 700 00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:50,048 "Playing Dumb for Dad" sent in by Matt Welshons 701 00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:51,683 from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. 702 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:54,185 We've got Matt, Mila, and Marla! 703 00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:56,387 [ Cheers and applause ] 704 00:40:56,387 --> 00:40:58,957 Congratulations! 705 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:00,325 Wow! 706 00:41:00,325 --> 00:41:02,660 Alright, so, Mila avoiding nap time 707 00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:06,631 has earned you $120,000 and counting. 708 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:08,032 Now tell me, Matt and Marla, 709 00:41:08,032 --> 00:41:11,169 does Mila still play dumb when it comes to things 710 00:41:11,169 --> 00:41:14,205 she doesn't want to do? She's pretty smart. 711 00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:15,773 She still pulls them over on us. 712 00:41:15,773 --> 00:41:17,809 [ Speaking indistinctly ] [ Laughter ] 713 00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:19,744 But she's a good girl. She listens. 714 00:41:19,744 --> 00:41:21,479 Considering how much money you've won, 715 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:23,982 I think she's earned the right to stay awake 716 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:26,184 as long as she wants. Right? 717 00:41:26,184 --> 00:41:27,652 Yeah. Yes, absolutely. 718 00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:31,189 Now tell me, what do you plan on doing with the winnings? 719 00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:35,560 Some home improvements and for Mila's future. 720 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,996 Yep. Pretty set. Yep. I love that. I love that. 721 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,630 Alright, well, we'll see you back here 722 00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:41,699 for our grand prize finale. 723 00:41:41,699 --> 00:41:43,001 Congratulations! 724 00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:47,538 [ Cheers and applause ] 725 00:41:47,538 --> 00:41:50,375 Well, that's our show. And to everyone at home 726 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:52,910 who's never sent in a funny video to us, 727 00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:54,879 I hope you'll see tonight's show 728 00:41:54,879 --> 00:41:57,882 as 100,000 reasons why you should! 729 00:41:57,882 --> 00:42:00,518 We'll see you next time for our Grand Prize Spectacular 730 00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:02,153 and don't forget, 731 00:42:02,153 --> 00:42:03,554 if you upload a video and it airs on the show, 732 00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:05,623 we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt. 733 00:42:05,623 --> 00:42:07,258 So good night, everybody, and remember, 734 00:42:07,258 --> 00:42:11,129 send your video to me, you might win 100 G's. 735 00:42:11,129 --> 00:42:12,663 -- Captions by Verbit -- 736 00:42:12,663 --> 00:42:22,106 ♪♪ 737 00:42:22,106 --> 00:42:31,783 ♪♪ 738 00:42:31,783 --> 00:42:41,225 ♪♪ 739 00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:50,868 ♪♪ 740 00:42:50,868 --> 00:43:02,513 ♪♪