Ribeiro: Here's a bite of tonight's "AFV."
We hope it tastes funny.
Man: Dude -- Oh, it's a squirrel!
[ Squirrel squeaks ] Ahh! Ahh!
Man: No dating until you're 30.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos."
And now here he is, the host of our show --
Alfonso Ribeiro!
Come on! Let's go!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you, y'all.
Thank you. Thank you. Alright, alright, alright!
Hello! I'm Alfonso, and this is
"America's Funniest Home Videos,"
the show that's so much fun,
the word "fun" is actually in our name.
In fact, it's the most successful TV show in history
with the word "fun" in it,
if you don't count "Larry's Funnelcake Extravaganza."
[ Laughter ]
And while I'm pretty sure that was canceled,
I won't be looking it up because I'd rather
just look at these funny videos.
Dad would rather his son
go outside to work on his slap shot.
Ow! Ribeiro: Ouch! Right in the crease!
[ Man groans ]
Ironically, he got the moped for short trips,
you know, to save his car from excessive wear and tear.
[ Engine revs ]
Woman: Is Mom a good cook?
Yeah. And you're a bad driver.
[ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: Real slippery? Care to demonstrate?
Ohh.
Ah!
[ Groans ]
Ahh!
Ribeiro: Oh, okay.
Now it's just turned into a group activity.
♪♪
Dad can't wake up without his morning coffee.
[ Dog barks ] Ahh!
♪♪
Dude!
Ribeiro: That doggie door is the perfect size
for an accidental escape.
♪♪
Woman: Simon!
Get inside!
Woman: That's right.
Ribeiro: Man, it looks cold out.
If only there were some way to warm up real fast.
[ Engine humming ]
[ Electricity zapping ]
I was thinking more along the lines of a hot cocoa,
but you do you.
Release the hounds.
[ Dogs barking ]
It's time to go to the "Dog Park."
Woman: Daisy, where'd we go?
[ Gasps ] Did we go to McDonald's?
Why does Daisy get hers first?
'Cause Cooper...
eats his too fast.
Man: Is it stuck?
He's just making sure no one steals his bowl between meals.
You good, man?
You can't eat that.
Why so serious?
Man: Okay, we're gonna get ready
to do these from plank position.
And here we go.
3, 2, 1, go.
Down, roll, and up plank.
Okay, let's try it again. Down...
Ribeiro: That dog is gonna have sick abs.
Man: And once again.
Down, roll, and up plank.
Very good.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
Man: Who wants a treat?
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: Dog dog, prairie dog.
Every kind of dog is welcome at the "Dog Park."
Man: [ Chuckles ] It's --
He doesn't know it's like...
Ribeiro: It's not quite big enough for a B&B --
a "Burrow and Bark."
Woman: Ohh! Oh, he had him by the lip.
Hank, BYU?
I know you like BYU.
Or VCU?
He's having his dog pick the teams
for his tournament bracket.
Wisconsin or Montana?
Hey, it's as good a gambling system as anybody else's.
I don't know. I don't know.
Okay, Montana.
If you're gonna ride shotgun, ride it in style.
Man: Can you believe this rain?
It's like non-stop, every day.
Man: Porter. Woman: Porter.
What happened?
Is that from Denver?
I've known Porter for ten seconds and already know
he needs a break from Denver.
Leave him alone!
Denver!
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Children: Hey, Alfonso!
Hey, Alfonso.
We want to see some more sibling videos!
[ Laughter ]
Okay, Kathleen, Grady, Sharon, and Rocco.
You want more sibling videos?
Well, it's cute watching you guys
asking for sibling videos with each other.
Now enjoy these clips of sisters and brothers.
[ Mid-tempo music plays ]
♪ I'll be there when you need me ♪
♪ Yeah, that's for sure ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ And I know you'll be there for me ♪
♪ No matter what's in store ♪
[ Shrieks ] ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
[ Screams ]
♪ I'll pick you up when you fall ♪
♪ Stick with you through it all ♪
♪ Yeah, you're my best friend ♪
♪ Together till the end ♪
♪ And when you need a hand ♪
♪ I'll be a helping one to lend ♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ Yeah, you're my best friend ♪
[ Laughs ]
♪ You'll pick me up when I fall ♪
♪ Stick with me through it all ♪
♪ Yeah, you're my best friend ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Together till the end ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ And when you need a hand ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ I got a helping one to lend ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Yeah, you're my best friend ♪
[ Applause ]
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
Hey, wanna see your funny video on TV?
Just upload it to AFV.com.
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Some days are all green traffic lights
and finding a $20 bill in the laundry.
Other days are red traffic lights
and finding a hair in your taco.
It's like the universe decided,
"Sorry, pal, it's not your day." [ Chuckles ]
Luckily for us, these people got their bad day on video.
Careful -- that's not a load-bearing floor.
Man: Ohh, are you okay?
Here's why "more fun than a bucket of lizards"
isn't a saying.
More water.
[ All scream ]
[ Crying ] Mama!
Mommy! [ Children scream ]
♪ Flowing from your heart ♪
♪ Filling every part of our praise ♪
Ribeiro: This duo is turning into a "tree-o."
♪ Your presence in this place ♪
♪ Your glory on our face ♪
Ribeiro: Isn't there anyone in this church
willing to help this guy?
♪ Descending like a cloud ♪
♪ You're standing with us now ♪
♪ Lord, unveil our eyes ♪
♪ You're the reason we're here ♪
♪ You're the reason we're singing ♪
Ribeiro: Sometimes you go strong to the hoop.
Sometimes the hoop goes strong to you.
Now, while you've got the hose out,
you might want to fill the base of the hoop
so this doesn't happen again.
[ Birds squawking ]
Birds flying in formation
tend to leave a different formation all over the deck.
Woman #1: Oh, my gosh! Are you freaking kidding me?
[ Laughs ]
Oh, my gosh. I'm disgusted.
Okay, well that was beautiful, but there is poop
all over Mickey's deck and on me.
And -- [ Retches ]
Woman #2: Oh, my gosh!
Hold on. Let me turn this off.
Oh, my God. [ Retches ]
Hats off to you.
Whew!
Didn't see that one coming.
Man: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Ribeiro: Sometimes that rattling in your walls isn't your pipes.
Did you see that?
[ Chuckling ]
Dude -- Oh, it's a squirrel!
[ Squirrel squeaks ] Ahh! Ahh!
[ Metal clatters ]
Adults think it's easy being a kid.
"Ha!" I say.
Hey, adults, when was the last time you worried about cooties?
Hmm? Yeah, that's what I thought!
Now here are some kids having a tough time
with some totally non-cooties-related problems.
[ Chuckles ] Hey, man, don't get your cooties on me!
[ Laughter ]
[ Man laughs ]
Wait.
There.
I'm not ready for you!
Man: Oh, not ready for you yet.
Okay, go ahead. I'll close her eyes.
A good magician never reveals his secrets.
She's not looking.
A bad magician uses see-through cups
and doesn't realize he has no secrets.
There.
Okay, which one is it in?
Woman: Which one?
Oh. [ Grumbles ]
[ Crying ]
Woman: Not anymore?
What?! [ Laughing ]
You used to put the boogers by my piano?
[ Chuckling ] Oh! Well, I'm glad you don't do that anymore.
Woman: What are you looking for?
Ribeiro: He can't understand why one hand
is twice as warm as the other.
Your glove? Your mitten?
[ Cries ] You're holding it in your other hand.
He's so close to figuring this out.
Other hand. Come on! You can do it!
Look at that hand.
Oh!
[ Laughs ]
Wait a minute. Two mittens?
[ Both laugh ]
Man: So, Kimmy...
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Big muscles!
O-M-G.
[ Gasps ] That's so cute!
Ribeiro: I hope the store has a good return policy.
[ Gasps ]
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Can you tell me about your chocolate on your face?
What happened?
Um, I got...
ramen noodles on my face,
and I washed it.
Did you wash it with chocolate?
Yep!
I'm happy to say that, after all these years,
we're still getting tons of funny videos.
In fact, you could say we have an embarrassment of riches.
Plus, many of the videos feature embarrassed people
whose behavior earned them riches,
like $100,000!
Holla! [ Laughter ]
Man #1: You want to leave two or three beers
over on this side, just in case?
No. [ Laughter ]
If the beers are going -- If I'm going, so are the beers.
Ribeiro: This guy's “BYOB” --
"Beer Yutz on Bridge."
Man #2: You got this.
I got my money on --
[ Laughter ]
That's not the way I wanted to...
Ribeiro: Not even four-wheel drive
is enough to conquer some hills.
♪♪
The spare tire says "Enjoy the ride."
I wonder if he is, in fact, enjoying the ride.
♪♪
Boy: I'm gonna show you if you feel very bad.
Am I okay, Doctor?
Mm-hmm.
Oh. [ Laughs ]
[ Woman laughs ]
Ribeiro: Well, what do you know?
A camera-shy emu!
Man: Isabella, where are you?
Where'd you -- Isabella: I'm hiding!
You're hiding? Where are you hiding?
I hear you, but I don't see you.
I'm -- I'm right here!
Where?
[ Laughing ] Where?
Oh, you're over there?
Is that where you are?
Where? You're over there?
You're in your castle?
Oh, that's a stupid mouth.
Do it again.
Just smile regular.
I want the ocean, though.
Ribeiro: It's always fun when Mom and Dad
try to take a selfie.
Can't see the -- Where's the ocean?
There it is. Okay, get --
Put your he-- Okay, now look up at me.
Look at me!
No! Look at the camera!
Oh. See?
That's a stupid face.
What? Get -- [ Laughs ]
Okay, you ready? That's good.
One, two... [ Camera shutter clicks ]
[ Cheers and applause ]
I'd like to tell you that the people in this next package
are some of the smartest people on the planet.
But that would only be true
if they were the only people on the planet.
[ Chuckles ] Get set for boneheads.
♪♪
This guy hops in the truck to grab something.
However, the driver doesn't know he's back there.
♪♪
Man: What is that? It's a --
It's a nose guard, right?
You know his parents
will show this to his girlfriend when he's a teenager.
Turn it around. It's upside down.
What's it smell like? Woman: Let's see. What is that?
Hold it up. Let's see what you're holding.
There you go. It goes on like that.
Put it over your face. Boy: No.
It works like this.
[ Laughter ]
[ Crickets chirping ]
Honey, where's north?
Ribeiro: She's looking for the northern lights
and ends up doing a big dipper.
Ohh!
Two grown men wrestling
usually ends with two grown men
making a trip to the hardware store.
Oh!
[ Laughter ]
Rosco!
Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!
Cats are known for their stealth.
This lady is known for her obliviousness.
Rosco?
[ Cat yowls ] Where ya at?
I hear ya.
I'm gonna come back, and when I do,
you should pull up.
Some couples like to try new things.
But this couple should stick to old things.
[ Laughs ]
Whoa!
Oh, my God!
[ Laughs ]
He has no idea how much a new window costs.
But he knows it's more than he has.
Boy: No!
Ahh!
Ribeiro: Come on, dude.
There is no way he'd dive into that disgusting pool.
Man: Go. What do you mean, "Go"?
I'm not jumping.
Hold on.
Oh, my gosh!
Oh, my... [ Laughter ]
♪♪
Ahh.
We keep hearing how robots are going to take our jobs.
But before I saw this next clip, I thought there was one job
that was still safe -- bumbling security guard.
[ Chuckles ]
Here's to all the Paul Blarts out there
who will soon have to "Segway" into a new line of work.
You know, 'cause -- 'cause he rode --
he rode a-a Segway.
I just sat --
I just sat down.
Can I just sit here for a minute?
I'm tired.
Just taking a break.
Robot voice: You are trespassing.
Me? Leave the premises immediately.
[ Crickets chirping ]
♪♪
[ Laughter, applause ]
A sucker's bet is a bet you can't win.
I don't make those kinds of bets.
In fact, I only make a bet
when I can spot the sucker a mile away.
Care to wager on some sure things?
The odds are good that I'll like these odds!
It's time for "I'll Take That Bet."
You thought Grandma could drink a venti Frappuccino
and make it through 18 holes of mini golf?
Huh! I'll take that bet!
Man: Oh, wait, that's better.
You think the width of a slide
isn't just as important as the length of a slide?
Care to wager?
Woman: Okay, ready, set, go!
Oh! Oh! [ Chuckles ]
You don't think it's possible to get detention
while you're already in detention?
Huh. Lay your money down.
[ Laughter ]
Girl: Did you guys eat?
[ Laughter ]
Sabrina!
You think your son will be playing
pro basketball in 20 years?
Ha. I like my chances.
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Oh, my goodness.
You didn't think taking away a cat's toys
would force him to find some other way to amuse himself?
[ Chuckling ] Oh! Alfonso's about to clean up!
[ Indistinct speaking on TV ]
Woman: Oh, my God.
I'm up 'cause some crazy stuff went down.
This was "I'll Take That Bet."
[ Applause ]
It's time for us to salute some champions
at a place where mediocrity is simply not allowed.
Check out some past videos that made a splash
and won a big wad of cash.
It's time to have a blast
with some big winners from "AFV's" past.
Let's bow our hearts for prayer.
Heavenly Father, thank you.
Thank you, Lord Jesus...
...for the --
Oh, God, because joy has come into the world.
[ Laughter ]
Wanna take a bath?
Let's take a bath.
Come on.
Let's take a bath.
[ Laughter ]
It's alright. Let's go take a bath.
Come on.
Ribeiro: He has a very subtle way
of telling you that he doesn't want to take a bath.
Swagger. [ Laughter ]
Come on.
Let's go take a bath.
[ Laughter ]
Swagger...
He's holding, like, his whole joint.
He's, like, dragging me, too. Alright.
Woman: Tell me all the planets you drew.
Go ahead.
This is the sun, Mercury, Venus,
Earth, Mars,
Ceres, Milky Way galaxy,
Jupiter, Saturn,
Uranus, and Neptune -- tiny Neptune --
and Pluto is even tinier.
That is awesome.
Marshall, tell me what you drew.
[ Chuckles ]
Ow!
Ribeiro: Let's circle back next week
for another "Winner's Circle."
[ Applause ]
Okay, alright, listen carefully.
Right there. [ Light laughter ]
Did you hear that?
Actually, there was nothing to hear.
I was just getting you ready for "Name that Sound."
[ Chuckles ] So listen up at what's about to go down.
Open your ears. It's time for "Name That Sound."
[ High-pitched warbling ]
Name that sound.
[ Puppies squealing ]
[ Buzzing ]
Name that sound.
[ Faucet wheezing ]
[ Gurgling ]
Name that sound.
[ Cows slurping ]
[ Squealing ]
Name that sound.
[ Scooter whirring ]
Woman: And she rode off into the sunset
to live happily never after.
[ Laughter, applause ]
A little while ago, we took you to the "Winner's Circle,"
where we caught up with some past winners.
The people in these next videos
are hoping to become winners tonight.
So I guess that makes this the..."Hopeful's Hexagon"?
She finished mopping the upstairs,
so she has the rest of the day to relax.
♪♪
Mom!
Yeah.
[ Baby crying ]
Someone's getting tired of that baby crying all the time.
♪♪
[ Ding! ]
I'm glad Florida Man got some new toys.
And so is Florida Gator.
[ People screaming ]
[ Laughter ]
Man: That's not funny!
Okay.
All you've got to do --
Robot voice: Look out, reversing.
[ Woman laughs ]
All you've got to do is get up and press the button,
and it's on the way. Help.
Ribeiro: This girl releasing a butterfly
realizes the circle of life can be a really tiny circle.
Aw!
Ribeiro: You know, "shooting the rock"
is just an expression.
[ Glass breaking ]
You're supposed to use a basketball.
♪♪
[ Boy crying ]
The photographer only cares about the shot,
not about keeping the bride and groom dry for the ceremony.
Woman: See if I can get the hook out.
[ Owl hoots ]
Some people simply cancel their satellite TV.
Others like to make a big show of it.
Man: That's Mt. Rushmore. Jacob, who's the guys on there?
That looks like who?
[ Laughter ]
It should be The Beatles on Mt. Rushmore, but it's not.
♪♪
Next up is a montage of dancing animals set to music.
The music, however, was made by humans.
I mean, we let a few raccoons take a crack at it,
but after listening to what they came up with,
we realized we weren't quite ready to go "full animal."
[ Up-tempo music plays ] [ Singing in Spanish ]
♪♪
[ Singing continues ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ] [ Singing in Spanish ]
Upload your funny video to AFV.com
for your chance at 20 grand.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Instant ramen is great
because you don't have to wait long to cook it
and it's delicious.
Instant karma is also great.
because you don't have to wait long
to see people get their comeuppance,
which is just as tasty!
Mmm!
Pour ketchup on the napkin.
It's gonna be alive.
I mean, last time you did this one.
No. Last time, it made it warm.
He's trying to play an Internet prank on his sister...
You put a knife over it. ...who also has the Internet.
It's cold! No, it's not.
Yeah, feel your hand over then.
[ Giggles ]
You're welcome!
Mnh!
I'm fall--
Ugh! [ Groans ]
I like when people answer their own question.
Boy: It's like this.
Ahh! [ Laughter ]
Oh, caught that on the...
Ribeiro: The bigger the water balloon,
the bigger the backfire.
[ Laughter ]
A rubber ball and a rubber tire --
that's just too much bounce for this kid.
[ Boy cries ]
Even the pros don't try the "celebration cooler dump"
all by themselves.
[ Indistinct shouting ]
[ Laughter ]
You got that on video?
Ribeiro: You know what the world needs now?
Woman: Why don't you eat your vegetables?
[ Singsong voice ] Not today!
Ribeiro: I hope you've enjoyed...
That was just what the world needed.
Now it needs one last chance to laugh at some funny videos
before we find out which three clips
have a chance to win 20 grand!
I'm so nervous! [ Chuckles ]
Just ask my fingernails. [ Laughter ]
I'd hate to see his Tuesday.
♪♪
The purpose of a snowblower is to blow the snow
the other way.
♪♪
Woman: Alright, show me the card you made.
This is a sorry...
She could make a living creating these for people on our show.
On the inside, it says, "I'm sorry that you fell down
a whole entire flight of stairs,"
and, "I love you, Dada."
Hello, guys. So, today...
Ribeiro: To keep his basketball video channel fresh,
he added a sidekick -- "Scooterboy."
Boy: Ahh!
[ Laughs ]
[ Rap music playing ]
♪ Yo, check it, shake your booty ♪
Boy: Ryan, let me see it. Let me see it.
♪ You got it, baby ♪
[ Glass breaking ]
Oh! Oh!
No! No! No way!
Okay, I'm going to make brownies today.
The first thing we're gonna do...
Ribeiro: Alfonso's cooking tip --
kitchen scissors are your friend.
[ People gasping, laughing ]
Woman: [ Speaking indistinctly ]
Boy: Mom?
Ribeiro: This Mom is a next-level hide and seeker!
Can you turn the Internet on?
Mom?
♪♪
I hope he's dreaming of a soft place to land.
♪♪
Woman: What are the days of the week?
And that's the days of the week?
Bye.
At "AFV," we love dogs, and dogs love treats.
And the only thing better than giving a dog a treat
is a dog giving itself a treat by placing it on a spatula
and letting Fido flip it to himself.
That's why the "Spatula Treat Trick"
is tonight's "Assignment America."
Now, rather than further explain
how your pooch needs to be trained,
check out these examples.
Man: Good boy. Hit it.
Good boy!
Woman: Up.
Up.
Wait.
Up.
Nice job.
Now, Jess, be a good boy and tell us more.
Finally, an "Assignment America"
that both you and your dog can really flip for.
All you need is a spatula, a treat,
and enough patience to teach your pooch a fun new trick,
a trick that could win you a treat
of 20 or even 100 grand.
Just upload the video to AFV.com.
For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
Because flipping treats with your hound
is even more fun than it sounds.
[ Cheers and applause ]
We've had lots of laughs. We've grinned ear to ear.
Now let's send someone's bank account into the stratosphere.
Let's meet our finalists.
First up, we all know ice is slippery,
and snow can be, too,
but for this family, the concept appears to be new.
It's "Frozen Foursome Fall,"
sent in by Justice Bradburry from Gladewater, Texas.
Real slippery? Care to demonstrate?
Ohh.
Ah!
[ Groans ]
Ahh!
Joining us are Justice, Josh, Hudson, and Henry.
Now, first of all, despite all the falling,
no one got hurt, right?
No, nobody was hurt.
The only thing that was hurt was our pride.
But that was it.
Now, who convinced you to send the video to "AFV"?
It was my wife's co-workers and some family friends.
We love them, and also, as far as we know,
we've never had a video where four people fall,
so that's pretty cool.
[ Laughter ]
Happy to be the first. There you go.
Good luck, y'all.
Thank you. Thank you.
Alright.
Next up, this pooch loves his dinner right down to his soul.
He loves it so much, he tries eating his bowl.
It's "Dog Dish Doofus,"
sent in by Darcy Manion from Saint Louis, Missouri.
Man: Is it stuck?
He's just making sure no one steals his bowl between meals.
You good, man?
You can't eat that.
Why so serious?
Alright, now Darcy,
how did Como get the bowl stuck in his mouth?
Well, he's always used to taking his bowl between meals,
and he just wanted to hold onto that bowl
extra tight this one time around.
So he really squeezed it in there.
Alright, alright. Now, does he still
pick it up and carry it around?
No, he does not.
We actually had to get a ceramic dog bowl
because we got tired of having to find the dog bowl
wherever it was in the house or the backyard between meals.
So he doesn't do that anymore.
Well, you know what? That's some good thinking.
[ Laughs ] And good luck.
Thank you.
And finally, nose picking is yucky.
Let's make that clear,
But do you know what's worse?
Leaving a souvenir.
It's "Piano Boogie Boy,"
sent in by Debbie Illies from Sauk Centre, Minnesota.
Woman: Not anymore?
What?! [ Laughing ]
You used to put the boogers by my piano?
[ Chuckling ] Oh!
Joining us are Debbie, Axl, and Angie.
Now, Debbie, after Axl made this startling confession to you,
did you find any, um, evidence that the story was true?
Uh, the writing was on the wall,
as were the boogers.
The writing on the --
Well, I apologize for using a technical term,
but ew!
My husband actually found it.
We sent him the video, and he's the one that recovered it.
Well, good yuck.
I mean, good luck Good luck.
Alright, al-- Ugh.
Alright, well, we're gonna find out who takes home the cash
in just a minute, but first,
let's take a look at some of the clips
that didn't make our top three
in tonight's "Honorable Mention."
♪♪
[ Bonk! ]
[ Thud! ]
Whoa!
[ Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! ]
[ Giggles ]
[ Sproing! ]
[ Bonk! ]
[ Crash! ]
[ Applause ]
Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes --
$20,000 for first,
$6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
Here we go -- our third place, $4,000 dollar winner is...
"Frozen Foursome Fall,"
sent in by Justice Bradburry from Gladewater, Texas.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you!
And the winner of the $20,000
and tonight's funniest home video is...
"Piano Boogie Boy,"
sent in by Debbie Illies from Sauk Centre, Minnesota,
with Axl, Angie, and Debbie!
Yes! Now, congratulations.
Now, this was shot 10 years ago.
Axl, I heard you were a little embarrassed
about sending in the video,
but how do you feel about your booger confession
now that you won?
Worth it? Is it worth it buddy?
Yeah. [ Laughter ]
I think he's still in shock.
That's what I think.
Well, it was good you admitted it,
and even better that you sent the video to us. Oh, my God.
Congratulations. You got $20,000... Thank you.
and a shot at $100,000!
Oh, my God! Yeah! Whoo!
Well, that's our show,
and on behalf of our entire crew,
I would just like to say --
I wish I hadn't eaten so many French fries during lunch.
Yeah? Am I right? Am I --
Like, they're just kind of sittin' there.
Anyway, we'll see you next time and don't forget --
if you upload a video and it airs on the show,
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.
So, good night, everybody and remember --
send your video to me, you might win 20 G's.
Goodnight, y'all!
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪