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Ribeiro: Here's a bite
of tonight's "AFV."

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We hope it tastes funny.

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Man:
Dude -- Oh, it's a squirrel!

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[ Squirrel squeaks ]
Ahh! Ahh!

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Man:
No dating until you're 30.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Welcome to "America's
Funniest Home Videos."

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And now here he is,
the host of our show --

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Alfonso Ribeiro!

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Come on! Let's go!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Thank you! Thank you,
thank you, thank you, y'all.

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Thank you. Thank you.
Alright, alright, alright!

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Hello!
I'm Alfonso, and this is

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"America's
Funniest Home Videos,"

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the show that's so much fun,

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the word "fun"
is actually in our name.

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In fact, it's the most
successful TV show in history

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with the word "fun" in it,

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if you don't count "Larry's
Funnelcake Extravaganza."

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[ Laughter ]

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And while I'm
pretty sure that was canceled,

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I won't be looking it up
because I'd rather

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just look at these funny videos.

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Dad would rather his son

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go outside to work
on his slap shot.

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Ow!
Ribeiro: Ouch!
Right in the crease!

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[ Man groans ]

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Ironically, he got
the moped for short trips,

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you know, to save his car
from excessive wear and tear.

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[ Engine revs ]

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Woman: Is Mom a good cook?

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Yeah.
And you're a bad driver.

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[ Laughs ]

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Ribeiro: Real slippery?
Care to demonstrate?

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Ohh.

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Ah!

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[ Groans ]

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Ahh!

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Ribeiro: Oh, okay.

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Now it's just turned into
a group activity.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Dad can't wake up
without his morning coffee.

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[ Dog barks ]
Ahh!

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♪♪

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Dude!

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Ribeiro: That doggie door
is the perfect size

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for an accidental escape.

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♪♪

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Woman: Simon!

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Get inside!

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Woman: That's right.

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Ribeiro:
Man, it looks cold out.

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If only there were some way
to warm up real fast.

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[ Engine humming ]

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[ Electricity zapping ]

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I was thinking more
along the lines of a hot cocoa,

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but you do you.

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Release the hounds.

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[ Dogs barking ]

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It's time to go
to the "Dog Park."

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Woman:
Daisy, where'd we go?

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[ Gasps ] Did we go
to McDonald's?

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Why does Daisy get hers
first?

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'Cause Cooper...

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eats his too fast.

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Man: Is it stuck?

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He's just making sure no one
steals his bowl between meals.

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You good, man?

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You can't eat that.

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Why so serious?

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Man:
Okay, we're gonna get ready

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to do these
from plank position.

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And here we go.

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3, 2, 1, go.

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Down, roll, and up plank.

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Okay, let's try it again.
Down...

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Ribeiro: That dog
is gonna have sick abs.

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Man: And once again.

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Down, roll, and up plank.

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Very good.

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[ Indistinct conversations ]

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Man: Who wants a treat?

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[ Laughter ]

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♪♪

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Ribeiro:
Dog dog, prairie dog.

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Every kind of dog
is welcome at the "Dog Park."

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Man: [ Chuckles ] It's --

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He doesn't know
it's like...

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Ribeiro: It's not quite
big enough for a B&B --

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a "Burrow and Bark."

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Woman: Ohh!
Oh, he had him by the lip.

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Hank, BYU?

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I know you like BYU.

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Or VCU?

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He's having his dog
pick the teams

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for his tournament bracket.

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Wisconsin or Montana?

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Hey, it's as good a gambling
system as anybody else's.

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I don't know.
I don't know.

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Okay, Montana.

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If you're gonna ride shotgun,
ride it in style.

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Man:
Can you believe this rain?

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It's like non-stop, every day.

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Man: Porter.
Woman: Porter.

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What happened?

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Is that from Denver?

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I've known Porter
for ten seconds and already know

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he needs a break from Denver.

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Leave him alone!

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Denver!

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[ Laughter ]

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♪♪

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Children: Hey, Alfonso!

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Hey, Alfonso.

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We want to see
some more sibling videos!

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[ Laughter ]

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Okay, Kathleen, Grady,
Sharon, and Rocco.

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You want more sibling videos?

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Well, it's cute
watching you guys

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asking for sibling videos
with each other.

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Now enjoy these clips
of sisters and brothers.

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[ Mid-tempo music plays ]

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♪ I'll be there
when you need me ♪

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♪ Yeah, that's for sure ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

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♪ And I know
you'll be there for me ♪

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♪ No matter what's in store ♪

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[ Shrieks ]
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

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[ Screams ]

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♪ I'll pick you up
when you fall ♪

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♪ Stick with you
through it all ♪

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♪ Yeah, you're my best friend ♪

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♪ Together till the end ♪

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♪ And when you need a hand ♪

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♪ I'll be a helping one
to lend ♪

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[ Laughter ]

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♪ Yeah, you're my best friend ♪

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[ Laughs ]

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♪ You'll pick me up
when I fall ♪

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♪ Stick with me
through it all ♪

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♪ Yeah, you're my best friend ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

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♪ Together till the end ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

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♪ And when you need a hand ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

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♪ I got a helping one to lend ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

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♪ Yeah, you're my best friend ♪

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[ Applause ]

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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

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Hey, wanna see your funny video
on TV?

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Just upload it to AFV.com.

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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Some days
are all green traffic lights

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and finding a $20 bill
in the laundry.

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Other days
are red traffic lights

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and finding a hair
in your taco.

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It's like the universe decided,

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"Sorry, pal, it's not your day."
[ Chuckles ]

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Luckily for us, these people got
their bad day on video.

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Careful -- that's not
a load-bearing floor.

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Man:
Ohh, are you okay?

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Here's why "more fun
than a bucket of lizards"

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isn't a saying.

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More water.

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[ All scream ]

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[ Crying ] Mama!

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Mommy!
[ Children scream ]

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♪ Flowing from your heart ♪

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♪ Filling every part
of our praise ♪

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Ribeiro: This duo is turning
into a "tree-o."

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♪ Your presence in this place ♪

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♪ Your glory on our face ♪

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Ribeiro: Isn't there anyone
in this church

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willing to help this guy?

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♪ Descending like a cloud ♪

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♪ You're standing with us now ♪

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♪ Lord, unveil our eyes ♪

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♪ You're the reason we're here ♪

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♪ You're the reason
we're singing ♪

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Ribeiro: Sometimes you go
strong to the hoop.

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Sometimes the hoop goes
strong to you.

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Now, while you've got
the hose out,

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you might want to fill
the base of the hoop

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so this doesn't happen again.

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[ Birds squawking ]

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Birds flying in formation

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tend to leave a different
formation all over the deck.

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Woman #1: Oh, my gosh!
Are you freaking kidding me?

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[ Laughs ]

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Oh, my gosh. I'm disgusted.

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Okay, well that was beautiful,
but there is poop

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all over Mickey's deck
and on me.

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And -- [ Retches ]

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Woman #2: Oh, my gosh!

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Hold on.
Let me turn this off.

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Oh, my God. [ Retches ]

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Hats off to you.

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Whew!

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Didn't see that one coming.

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Man: Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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Ribeiro: Sometimes that rattling
in your walls isn't your pipes.

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Did you see that?

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[ Chuckling ]

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Dude -- Oh, it's a squirrel!

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[ Squirrel squeaks ]
Ahh! Ahh!

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[ Metal clatters ]

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Adults think
it's easy being a kid.

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"Ha!" I say.

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Hey, adults, when was the last
time you worried about cooties?

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Hmm?
Yeah, that's what I thought!

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Now here are some kids
having a tough time

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with some totally
non-cooties-related problems.

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[ Chuckles ] Hey, man,
don't get your cooties on me!

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[ Laughter ]

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[ Man laughs ]

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Wait.

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There.

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I'm not ready for you!

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Man:
Oh, not ready for you yet.

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Okay, go ahead.
I'll close her eyes.

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A good magician
never reveals his secrets.

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She's not looking.

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A bad magician
uses see-through cups

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and doesn't realize
he has no secrets.

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There.

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Okay, which one is it in?

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Woman: Which one?

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Oh.
[ Grumbles ]

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[ Crying ]

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Woman: Not anymore?

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What?! [ Laughing ]

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You used to put the boogers
by my piano?

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[ Chuckling ] Oh! Well, I'm glad
you don't do that anymore.

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Woman:
What are you looking for?

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Ribeiro: He can't understand
why one hand

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is twice as warm as the other.

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Your glove? Your mitten?

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[ Cries ]
You're holding it
in your other hand.

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He's so close
to figuring this out.

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Other hand.
Come on! You can do it!

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Look at that hand.

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Oh!

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[ Laughs ]

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Wait a minute.
Two
mittens?

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[ Both laugh ]

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Man: So, Kimmy...

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[ Laughter ]

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Woman: Big muscles!

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O-M-G.

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[ Gasps ]
That's so cute!

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Ribeiro: I hope the store
has a good return policy.

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[ Gasps ]

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[ Laughter ]

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00:13:16,579 --> 00:13:19,415
Woman: Can you tell me about
your chocolate on your face?

263
00:13:19,415 --> 00:13:21,117
What happened?

264
00:13:21,117 --> 00:13:24,587
Um, I got...

265
00:13:24,587 --> 00:13:28,007
ramen noodles on my face,

266
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:29,425
and I washed it.

267
00:13:29,425 --> 00:13:31,294
Did you wash it
with chocolate?

268
00:13:31,294 --> 00:13:33,129
Yep!

269
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,485
I'm happy to say that,
after all these years,

270
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:41,587
we're still getting
tons of funny videos.

271
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:45,341
In fact, you could say we have
an embarrassment of riches.

272
00:13:45,341 --> 00:13:48,211
Plus, many of the videos
feature embarrassed people

273
00:13:48,211 --> 00:13:50,196
whose behavior
earned them riches,

274
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:51,497
like $100,000!

275
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:53,416
Holla!
[ Laughter ]

276
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,301
Man #1: You want to leave
two or three beers

277
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,086
over on this side,
just in case?

278
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,571
No.
[ Laughter ]

279
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,290
If the beers are going --
If I'm going, so are the beers.

280
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:05,261
Ribeiro:
This guy's “BYOB” --

281
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,596
"Beer Yutz on Bridge."

282
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,431
Man #2: You got this.

283
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:10,283
I got my money on --

284
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,586
[ Laughter ]

285
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:17,006
That's not the way
I wanted to...

286
00:14:19,242 --> 00:14:20,560
Ribeiro:
Not even four-wheel drive

287
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,062
is enough to conquer some hills.

288
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:29,519
♪♪

289
00:14:29,519 --> 00:14:31,637
The spare tire says
"Enjoy the ride."

290
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:35,208
I wonder if he is, in fact,
enjoying the ride.

291
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:41,097
♪♪

292
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:46,486
♪♪

293
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:51,090
Boy: I'm gonna show you
if you feel very bad.

294
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,344
Am I okay, Doctor?

295
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:57,947
Mm-hmm.

296
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,017
Oh. [ Laughs ]

297
00:15:02,418 --> 00:15:03,603
[ Woman laughs ]

298
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,221
Ribeiro:
Well, what do you know?

299
00:15:05,221 --> 00:15:07,240
A camera-shy emu!

300
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:11,411
Man:
Isabella, where are you?

301
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,478
Where'd you --
Isabella: I'm hiding!

302
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:13,713
You're hiding?
Where are you hiding?

303
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,381
I hear you,
but I don't see you.

304
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:17,233
I'm -- I'm right here!

305
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:19,252
Where?

306
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:22,438
[ Laughing ] Where?

307
00:15:22,438 --> 00:15:24,307
Oh, you're over there?

308
00:15:24,307 --> 00:15:26,442
Is that where you are?

309
00:15:26,442 --> 00:15:29,178
Where?
You're over there?

310
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,330
You're in your castle?

311
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,399
Oh, that's a stupid mouth.

312
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:34,634
Do it again.

313
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,569
Just smile regular.

314
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:38,471
I want the ocean, though.

315
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,356
Ribeiro: It's always fun
when Mom and Dad

316
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,358
try to take a selfie.

317
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,526
Can't see the --
Where's the ocean?

318
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:44,660
There it is. Okay, get --

319
00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:47,563
Put your he--
Okay, now look up at me.

320
00:15:47,563 --> 00:15:48,648
Look at me!

321
00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,466
No! Look at the camera!

322
00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:51,617
Oh.
See?

323
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,469
That's a stupid face.

324
00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:55,671
What?
Get -- [ Laughs ]

325
00:15:55,671 --> 00:15:56,823
Okay, you ready?
That's good.

326
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:59,392
One, two...
[ Camera shutter clicks ]

327
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:08,084
[ Cheers and applause ]

328
00:16:08,784 --> 00:16:11,821
I'd like to tell you that
the people in this next package

329
00:16:11,821 --> 00:16:14,357
are some of the smartest people
on the planet.

330
00:16:14,357 --> 00:16:15,541
But that would only be true

331
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:16,843
if they were the only people
on the planet.

332
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:20,163
[ Chuckles ]
Get set for boneheads.

333
00:16:20,163 --> 00:16:24,684
♪♪

334
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,819
This guy hops in the truck
to grab something.

335
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,539
However, the driver
doesn't know he's back there.

336
00:16:29,539 --> 00:16:35,161
♪♪

337
00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:39,782
♪♪

338
00:16:39,782 --> 00:16:41,584
Man: What is that?
It's a --

339
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:43,302
It's a nose guard, right?

340
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:44,036
You know his parents

341
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:46,572
will show this to his girlfriend
when he's a teenager.

342
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,741
Turn it around.
It's upside down.

343
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,743
What's it smell like?
Woman:
Let's see. What is that?

344
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,862
Hold it up.
Let's see what you're holding.

345
00:16:52,862 --> 00:16:55,414
There you go.
It goes on like that.

346
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,533
Put it over your face.
Boy: No.

347
00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:59,552
It works like this.

348
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:02,471
[ Laughter ]

349
00:17:02,471 --> 00:17:04,490
[ Crickets chirping ]

350
00:17:08,544 --> 00:17:10,546
Honey, where's north?

351
00:17:10,546 --> 00:17:12,415
Ribeiro: She's looking for
the northern lights

352
00:17:12,415 --> 00:17:14,450
and ends up doing a big dipper.

353
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,387
Ohh!

354
00:17:22,724 --> 00:17:24,560
Two grown men wrestling

355
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,928
usually ends
with two grown men

356
00:17:25,928 --> 00:17:28,464
making a trip
to the hardware store.

357
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,383
Oh!

358
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,485
[ Laughter ]

359
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:38,724
Rosco!

360
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,676
Here kitty, kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty!

361
00:17:40,676 --> 00:17:41,994
Cats are known
for their stealth.

362
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:45,448
This lady is known
for her obliviousness.

363
00:17:45,448 --> 00:17:47,633
Rosco?

364
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:50,152
[ Cat yowls ]
Where ya at?

365
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,389
I hear ya.

366
00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:57,460
I'm gonna come back,
and when I do,

367
00:17:57,460 --> 00:17:58,728
you should pull up.

368
00:17:58,728 --> 00:18:00,730
Some couples like
to try new things.

369
00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:03,566
But this couple
should stick to old things.

370
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:05,668
[ Laughs ]

371
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:08,504
Whoa!

372
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,556
Oh, my God!

373
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,525
[ Laughs ]

374
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:16,796
He has no idea
how much a new window costs.

375
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:19,415
But he knows it's more
than he has.

376
00:18:22,451 --> 00:18:24,453
Boy: No!

377
00:18:24,453 --> 00:18:26,455
Ahh!

378
00:18:26,455 --> 00:18:28,291
Ahh!

379
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:31,110
Ribeiro: Come on, dude.

380
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,664
There is no way he'd dive
into that disgusting pool.

381
00:18:34,664 --> 00:18:36,499
Man: Go.
What do you mean, "Go"?

382
00:18:36,499 --> 00:18:38,417
I'm not jumping.

383
00:18:38,417 --> 00:18:40,436
Hold on.

384
00:18:43,472 --> 00:18:44,807
Oh, my gosh!

385
00:18:44,807 --> 00:18:48,294
Oh, my...
[ Laughter ]

386
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:53,616
♪♪

387
00:18:53,616 --> 00:18:54,867
Ahh.

388
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:58,170
We keep hearing how robots
are going to take our jobs.

389
00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:01,891
But before I saw this next clip,
I thought there was one job

390
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,777
that was still safe --
bumbling security guard.

391
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,028
[ Chuckles ]

392
00:19:06,028 --> 00:19:08,114
Here's to all the Paul Blarts
out there

393
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:11,550
who will soon have to "Segway"
into a new line of work.

394
00:19:12,702 --> 00:19:13,836
You know, 'cause --
'cause he rode --

395
00:19:13,836 --> 00:19:16,355
he rode a-a Segway.

396
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,727
I just sat --

397
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:24,530
I just sat down.

398
00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:25,665
Can I just sit here
for a minute?

399
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,450
I'm tired.

400
00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:29,635
Just taking a break.

401
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:30,986
Robot voice:
You are trespassing.

402
00:19:30,986 --> 00:19:33,789
Me?
Leave the premises
immediately.

403
00:19:33,789 --> 00:19:35,791
[ Crickets chirping ]

404
00:19:35,791 --> 00:19:44,467
♪♪

405
00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:53,559
♪♪

406
00:19:53,559 --> 00:20:02,651
♪♪

407
00:20:02,651 --> 00:20:11,744
♪♪

408
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:19,535
♪♪

409
00:20:19,535 --> 00:20:21,721
[ Laughter, applause ]

410
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,874
A sucker's bet
is a bet you can't win.

411
00:20:24,874 --> 00:20:26,776
I don't make those kinds
of bets.

412
00:20:26,776 --> 00:20:28,110
In fact, I only make a bet

413
00:20:28,110 --> 00:20:30,963
when I can spot the sucker
a mile away.

414
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:34,133
Care to wager
on some sure things?

415
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,836
The odds are good
that I'll like these odds!

416
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,472
It's time for
"I'll Take That Bet."

417
00:20:40,856 --> 00:20:43,809
You thought Grandma
could drink a venti Frappuccino

418
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,911
and make it through
18 holes of mini golf?

419
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,514
Huh! I'll take that bet!

420
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,567
Man:
Oh, wait, that's better.

421
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,872
You think the width of a slide

422
00:20:56,872 --> 00:20:59,759
isn't just as important
as the length of a slide?

423
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,861
Care to wager?

424
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:05,448
Woman:
Okay, ready, set, go!

425
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,218
Oh! Oh! [ Chuckles ]

426
00:21:09,218 --> 00:21:12,104
You don't think it's
possible to get detention

427
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,973
while you're already
in
detention?

428
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,659
Huh.
Lay your money down.

429
00:21:16,659 --> 00:21:18,661
[ Laughter ]

430
00:21:18,661 --> 00:21:20,696
Girl:
Did you guys eat?

431
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:23,866
[ Laughter ]

432
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,901
Sabrina!

433
00:21:25,901 --> 00:21:27,920
You think your son
will be playing

434
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,905
pro basketball in 20 years?

435
00:21:29,905 --> 00:21:32,691
Ha. I like my chances.

436
00:21:35,611 --> 00:21:37,646
[ Laughter ]

437
00:21:37,646 --> 00:21:39,014
Woman:
Oh, my goodness.

438
00:21:39,014 --> 00:21:42,001
You didn't think
taking away a cat's toys

439
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,970
would force him to find
some other way to amuse himself?

440
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:48,023
[ Chuckling ] Oh!
Alfonso's about to clean up!

441
00:21:48,023 --> 00:21:50,543
[ Indistinct speaking on TV ]

442
00:21:52,962 --> 00:21:55,030
Woman: Oh, my God.

443
00:21:55,030 --> 00:21:58,000
I'm up 'cause some crazy stuff
went down.

444
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,985
This was "I'll Take That Bet."

445
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,122
[ Applause ]

446
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:05,941
It's time for us to salute
some champions

447
00:22:05,941 --> 00:22:08,894
at a place where mediocrity
is simply not allowed.

448
00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:11,897
Check out some past videos
that made a splash

449
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:14,466
and won a big wad of cash.

450
00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:16,852
It's time to have a blast

451
00:22:16,852 --> 00:22:19,505
with some big winners
from "AFV's" past.

452
00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,842
Let's bow our hearts
for prayer.

453
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,828
Heavenly Father, thank you.

454
00:22:25,828 --> 00:22:28,447
Thank you, Lord Jesus...

455
00:22:29,648 --> 00:22:31,800
...for the --

456
00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:40,826
Oh, God, because joy
has come into the world.

457
00:22:40,826 --> 00:22:43,429
[ Laughter ]

458
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,650
Wanna take a bath?

459
00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:48,784
Let's take a bath.

460
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,886
Come on.

461
00:22:50,886 --> 00:22:52,621
Let's take a bath.

462
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:55,174
[ Laughter ]

463
00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:58,077
It's alright.
Let's go take a bath.

464
00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,779
Let's go take a bath.
Come on.

465
00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:02,031
Ribeiro:
He has a very subtle way

466
00:23:02,031 --> 00:23:05,818
of telling you that he doesn't
want to take a bath.

467
00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:07,786
Swagger.
[ Laughter ]

468
00:23:07,786 --> 00:23:10,406
Come on.

469
00:23:11,774 --> 00:23:13,959
Let's go take a bath.

470
00:23:13,959 --> 00:23:16,478
[ Laughter ]

471
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,115
Swagger...

472
00:23:20,115 --> 00:23:22,051
He's holding, like,
his whole joint.

473
00:23:22,051 --> 00:23:24,820
He's, like, dragging me, too.
Alright.

474
00:23:28,290 --> 00:23:31,026
Woman: Tell me
all the planets you drew.

475
00:23:31,026 --> 00:23:32,111
Go ahead.

476
00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:34,930
This is the sun,
Mercury, Venus,

477
00:23:34,930 --> 00:23:36,148
Earth, Mars,

478
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,951
Ceres, Milky Way galaxy,

479
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,102
Jupiter, Saturn,

480
00:23:40,102 --> 00:23:42,938
Uranus, and Neptune --
tiny Neptune --

481
00:23:42,938 --> 00:23:45,107
and Pluto is even tinier.

482
00:23:45,107 --> 00:23:47,109
That is awesome.

483
00:23:47,109 --> 00:23:49,845
Marshall,
tell me what you drew.

484
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,866
[ Chuckles ]

485
00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:55,918
Ow!

486
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,037
Ribeiro:
Let's circle back next week

487
00:23:58,037 --> 00:23:59,855
for another "Winner's Circle."

488
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,441
[ Applause ]

489
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:11,116
Okay, alright, listen carefully.

490
00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:13,102
Right there.
[ Light laughter ]

491
00:24:13,102 --> 00:24:15,070
Did you hear that?

492
00:24:15,070 --> 00:24:16,288
Actually,
there was nothing to hear.

493
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,123
I was just getting you ready
for "Name that Sound."

494
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:21,510
[ Chuckles ] So listen up
at what's about to go down.

495
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:25,564
Open your ears.
It's time for "Name That Sound."

496
00:24:26,749 --> 00:24:29,852
[ High-pitched warbling ]

497
00:24:29,852 --> 00:24:31,937
Name that sound.

498
00:24:33,122 --> 00:24:35,758
[ Puppies squealing ]

499
00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:42,715
[ Buzzing ]

500
00:24:43,799 --> 00:24:45,818
Name that sound.

501
00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:48,787
[ Faucet wheezing ]

502
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:53,692
[ Gurgling ]

503
00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:59,615
Name that sound.

504
00:25:01,717 --> 00:25:03,819
[ Cows slurping ]

505
00:25:11,827 --> 00:25:13,979
[ Squealing ]

506
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,215
Name that sound.

507
00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:18,834
[ Scooter whirring ]

508
00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:23,222
Woman:
And she rode off into the sunset

509
00:25:23,222 --> 00:25:25,891
to live happily never after.

510
00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:28,577
[ Laughter, applause ]

511
00:25:30,412 --> 00:25:33,265
A little while ago, we took you
to the "Winner's Circle,"

512
00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:35,200
where we caught up
with some past winners.

513
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,036
The people in these next videos

514
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,470
are hoping to become
winners tonight.

515
00:25:38,470 --> 00:25:42,841
So I guess that makes
this the..."Hopeful's Hexagon"?

516
00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:47,129
She finished mopping
the upstairs,

517
00:25:47,129 --> 00:25:49,998
so she has the rest of the day
to relax.

518
00:25:49,998 --> 00:25:55,087
♪♪

519
00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:57,706
Mom!

520
00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:00,776
Yeah.

521
00:26:00,776 --> 00:26:02,578
[ Baby crying ]

522
00:26:02,578 --> 00:26:05,981
Someone's getting tired of
that baby crying all the time.

523
00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:12,171
♪♪

524
00:26:12,171 --> 00:26:13,355
[ Ding! ]

525
00:26:13,355 --> 00:26:16,024
I'm glad Florida Man
got some new toys.

526
00:26:16,024 --> 00:26:18,043
And so is Florida Gator.

527
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:22,097
[ People screaming ]

528
00:26:22,097 --> 00:26:25,033
[ Laughter ]

529
00:26:25,033 --> 00:26:27,052
Man:
That's not funny!

530
00:26:28,036 --> 00:26:29,855
Okay.

531
00:26:29,855 --> 00:26:31,039
All you've got to do --

532
00:26:31,039 --> 00:26:32,825
Robot voice:
Look out, reversing.

533
00:26:37,079 --> 00:26:39,832
[ Woman laughs ]

534
00:26:50,576 --> 00:26:54,997
All you've got to do is get up
and press the button,

535
00:26:54,997 --> 00:26:57,850
and it's on the way.
Help.

536
00:26:58,150 --> 00:26:59,451
Ribeiro:
This girl releasing a butterfly

537
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:03,772
realizes the circle of life
can be a
really
tiny circle.

538
00:27:05,908 --> 00:27:07,843
Aw!

539
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,062
Ribeiro: You know,
"shooting the rock"

540
00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:12,197
is just an expression.

541
00:27:12,197 --> 00:27:14,283
[ Glass breaking ]

542
00:27:14,283 --> 00:27:16,185
You're supposed
to use a basketball.

543
00:27:16,185 --> 00:27:23,859
♪♪

544
00:27:23,859 --> 00:27:25,961
[ Boy crying ]

545
00:27:27,429 --> 00:27:29,715
The photographer
only cares about the shot,

546
00:27:29,715 --> 00:27:33,652
not about keeping the bride
and groom dry for the ceremony.

547
00:27:34,169 --> 00:27:36,839
Woman: See if I can get
the hook out.

548
00:27:41,176 --> 00:27:43,829
[ Owl hoots ]

549
00:27:48,534 --> 00:27:51,453
Some people simply cancel
their satellite TV.

550
00:27:51,453 --> 00:27:54,106
Others like to make
a big show of it.

551
00:28:01,396 --> 00:28:03,982
Man: That's Mt. Rushmore.
Jacob, who's the guys on there?

552
00:28:03,982 --> 00:28:05,834
That looks like who?

553
00:28:06,301 --> 00:28:09,304
[ Laughter ]

554
00:28:09,304 --> 00:28:13,125
It should be The Beatles
on Mt. Rushmore, but it's not.

555
00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:19,264
♪♪

556
00:28:19,264 --> 00:28:22,317
Next up is a montage
of dancing animals set to music.

557
00:28:22,317 --> 00:28:24,620
The music, however,
was made by humans.

558
00:28:24,620 --> 00:28:27,272
I mean, we let a few
raccoons take a crack at it,

559
00:28:27,272 --> 00:28:29,274
but after listening to
what they came up with,

560
00:28:29,274 --> 00:28:33,278
we realized we weren't
quite ready to go "full animal."

561
00:28:33,278 --> 00:28:35,898
[ Up-tempo music plays ]
[ Singing in Spanish ]

562
00:28:35,898 --> 00:28:44,990
♪♪

563
00:28:44,990 --> 00:28:54,082
♪♪

564
00:28:54,082 --> 00:29:03,175
♪♪

565
00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:12,267
♪♪

566
00:29:12,267 --> 00:29:22,244
♪♪

567
00:29:22,244 --> 00:29:24,913
[ Singing continues ]

568
00:29:24,913 --> 00:29:33,155
♪♪

569
00:29:33,155 --> 00:29:41,396
♪♪

570
00:29:41,396 --> 00:29:44,032
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Singing in Spanish ]

571
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:48,487
Upload your funny video
to AFV.com

572
00:29:48,487 --> 00:29:51,273
for your chance at 20 grand.

573
00:29:57,329 --> 00:30:00,332
[ Cheers and applause ]

574
00:30:00,332 --> 00:30:02,351
Instant ramen is great

575
00:30:02,351 --> 00:30:04,319
because you don't have to wait
long to cook it

576
00:30:04,319 --> 00:30:05,470
and it's delicious.

577
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:07,472
Instant karma is also great.

578
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:09,207
because you don't
have to wait long

579
00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:11,159
to see people get
their comeuppance,

580
00:30:11,159 --> 00:30:13,045
which is just as tasty!

581
00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:13,595
Mmm!

582
00:30:13,595 --> 00:30:15,464
Pour ketchup on the napkin.

583
00:30:15,464 --> 00:30:16,581
It's gonna be alive.

584
00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:19,167
I mean,
last time you did this one.

585
00:30:20,335 --> 00:30:22,771
No.
Last time, it made it warm.

586
00:30:22,771 --> 00:30:25,540
He's trying to play an Internet
prank on his sister...

587
00:30:25,540 --> 00:30:29,244
You put a knife over it.
...who also has the Internet.

588
00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:31,229
It's cold!
No, it's not.

589
00:30:31,229 --> 00:30:33,098
Yeah,
feel your hand over then.

590
00:30:33,098 --> 00:30:35,350
[ Giggles ]

591
00:30:35,350 --> 00:30:37,269
You're welcome!

592
00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:39,037
Mnh!

593
00:30:48,046 --> 00:30:49,331
I'm fall--

594
00:30:49,331 --> 00:30:52,100
Ugh! [ Groans ]

595
00:30:53,735 --> 00:30:57,022
I like when people answer
their own question.

596
00:30:58,540 --> 00:31:01,109
Boy: It's like this.

597
00:31:01,476 --> 00:31:04,329
Ahh!
[ Laughter ]

598
00:31:04,329 --> 00:31:07,132
Oh, caught that on the...

599
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:09,551
Ribeiro:
The bigger the water balloon,

600
00:31:09,551 --> 00:31:12,070
the bigger the backfire.

601
00:31:14,473 --> 00:31:17,075
[ Laughter ]

602
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:23,648
A rubber ball
and a rubber tire --

603
00:31:23,648 --> 00:31:26,234
that's just too much bounce
for this kid.

604
00:31:30,322 --> 00:31:32,958
[ Boy cries ]

605
00:31:33,608 --> 00:31:36,344
Even the pros don't try
the "celebration cooler dump"

606
00:31:36,344 --> 00:31:38,547
all by themselves.

607
00:31:38,547 --> 00:31:40,549
[ Indistinct shouting ]

608
00:31:40,549 --> 00:31:43,335
[ Laughter ]

609
00:31:48,306 --> 00:31:50,325
You got that on video?

610
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,932
Ribeiro: You know what
the world needs now?

611
00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:02,637
Woman: Why don't you eat
your vegetables?

612
00:32:02,637 --> 00:32:05,173
[ Singsong voice ]
Not today!

613
00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:07,359
Not today!

614
00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:09,377
Not today!

615
00:32:09,377 --> 00:32:11,329
Ribeiro:
I hope you've enjoyed...

616
00:32:19,721 --> 00:32:21,756
That was
just what the world needed.

617
00:32:21,756 --> 00:32:25,510
Now it needs one last chance
to laugh at some funny videos

618
00:32:25,510 --> 00:32:27,612
before we find out
which three clips

619
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,464
have a chance to win 20 grand!

620
00:32:29,464 --> 00:32:31,650
I'm so nervous! [ Chuckles ]

621
00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:34,169
Just ask my fingernails.
[ Laughter ]

622
00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:41,226
I'd hate to see his Tuesday.

623
00:32:41,226 --> 00:32:48,934
♪♪

624
00:32:48,934 --> 00:32:52,304
The purpose of a snowblower
is to blow the snow

625
00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:54,322
the other way.

626
00:32:54,322 --> 00:32:59,494
♪♪

627
00:32:59,494 --> 00:33:01,263
Woman: Alright,
show me the card you made.

628
00:33:01,263 --> 00:33:02,047
This is a sorry...

629
00:33:02,047 --> 00:33:04,916
She could make a living creating
these for people on our show.

630
00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:07,836
On the inside, it says,
"I'm sorry that you fell down

631
00:33:07,836 --> 00:33:10,438
a whole entire
flight of stairs,"

632
00:33:10,438 --> 00:33:13,041
and,
"I love you, Dada."

633
00:33:14,359 --> 00:33:16,528
Hello, guys. So, today...

634
00:33:16,528 --> 00:33:18,713
Ribeiro: To keep his basketball
video channel fresh,

635
00:33:18,713 --> 00:33:21,416
he added a sidekick --
"Scooterboy."

636
00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:25,403
Boy: Ahh!

637
00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:27,422
[ Laughs ]

638
00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:29,774
[ Rap music playing ]

639
00:33:29,774 --> 00:33:31,543
♪ Yo, check it,
shake your booty ♪

640
00:33:31,543 --> 00:33:33,311
Boy: Ryan, let me see it.
Let me see it.

641
00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:34,729
♪ You got it, baby ♪

642
00:33:34,729 --> 00:33:36,598
[ Glass breaking ]

643
00:33:36,598 --> 00:33:39,484
Oh! Oh!

644
00:33:39,484 --> 00:33:41,920
No! No! No way!

645
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:45,524
Okay, I'm going to make
brownies today.

646
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:46,741
The first thing
we're gonna do...

647
00:33:46,741 --> 00:33:48,677
Ribeiro:
Alfonso's cooking tip --

648
00:33:48,677 --> 00:33:51,213
kitchen scissors
are your friend.

649
00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:55,450
[ People gasping, laughing ]

650
00:33:55,450 --> 00:33:58,053
Woman:
[ Speaking indistinctly ]

651
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:04,876
Boy: Mom?

652
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,646
Ribeiro: This Mom is
a next-level hide and seeker!

653
00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:10,297
Can you
turn the Internet on?

654
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,388
Mom?

655
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:21,860
♪♪

656
00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:24,629
I hope he's dreaming
of a soft place to land.

657
00:34:24,629 --> 00:34:32,938
♪♪

658
00:34:32,938 --> 00:34:35,190
Woman: What are
the days of the week?

659
00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:01,249
And that's
the days of the week?

660
00:35:06,471 --> 00:35:08,490
Bye.

661
00:35:10,976 --> 00:35:14,663
At "AFV," we love dogs,
and dogs love treats.

662
00:35:14,663 --> 00:35:16,931
And the only thing better
than giving a dog a treat

663
00:35:16,931 --> 00:35:20,635
is a dog giving itself a treat
by placing it on a spatula

664
00:35:20,635 --> 00:35:22,954
and letting Fido flip it
to himself.

665
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,923
That's why
the "Spatula Treat Trick"

666
00:35:24,923 --> 00:35:26,725
is tonight's
"Assignment America."

667
00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:28,610
Now, rather than further explain

668
00:35:28,610 --> 00:35:29,894
how your pooch
needs to be trained,

669
00:35:29,894 --> 00:35:32,480
check out these examples.

670
00:35:33,648 --> 00:35:36,301
Man: Good boy. Hit it.

671
00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:38,586
Good boy!

672
00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:42,407
Woman: Up.

673
00:35:42,407 --> 00:35:44,626
Up.

674
00:35:44,626 --> 00:35:46,528
Wait.

675
00:35:46,528 --> 00:35:47,646
Up.

676
00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:49,481
Nice job.

677
00:35:49,964 --> 00:35:54,035
Now, Jess, be a good boy
and tell us more.

678
00:35:54,035 --> 00:35:55,837
Finally,
an "Assignment America"

679
00:35:55,837 --> 00:35:58,573
that both you and your dog
can really flip for.

680
00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,075
All you need
is a spatula, a treat,

681
00:36:00,075 --> 00:36:02,894
and enough patience to teach
your pooch a fun new trick,

682
00:36:02,894 --> 00:36:04,629
a trick
that could win you a treat

683
00:36:04,629 --> 00:36:05,964
of 20 or even 100 grand.

684
00:36:05,964 --> 00:36:08,016
Just upload the video
to AFV.com.

685
00:36:08,016 --> 00:36:10,752
For full contest rules,
log on to AFV.com.

686
00:36:10,752 --> 00:36:12,587
Because flipping treats
with your hound

687
00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:14,639
is even more fun
than it sounds.

688
00:36:17,575 --> 00:36:20,428
[ Cheers and applause ]

689
00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:23,965
We've had lots of laughs.
We've grinned ear to ear.

690
00:36:23,965 --> 00:36:26,968
Now let's send someone's bank
account into the stratosphere.

691
00:36:26,968 --> 00:36:28,753
Let's meet our finalists.

692
00:36:28,753 --> 00:36:30,939
First up,
we all know ice is slippery,

693
00:36:30,939 --> 00:36:32,190
and snow can be, too,

694
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:35,610
but for this family,
the concept appears to be new.

695
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:37,095
It's "Frozen Foursome Fall,"

696
00:36:37,095 --> 00:36:41,549
sent in by Justice Bradburry
from Gladewater, Texas.

697
00:36:45,670 --> 00:36:48,339
Real slippery?
Care to demonstrate?

698
00:36:50,392 --> 00:36:52,644
Ohh.

699
00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:55,547
Ah!

700
00:36:56,698 --> 00:36:59,667
[ Groans ]

701
00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:01,736
Ahh!

702
00:37:01,736 --> 00:37:05,690
Joining us are Justice,
Josh, Hudson, and Henry.

703
00:37:05,690 --> 00:37:07,942
Now, first of all,
despite all the falling,

704
00:37:07,942 --> 00:37:10,528
no one got hurt, right?

705
00:37:10,528 --> 00:37:11,830
No, nobody was hurt.

706
00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:13,815
The only thing that was hurt
was our pride.

707
00:37:13,815 --> 00:37:15,183
But that was it.

708
00:37:15,183 --> 00:37:19,871
Now, who convinced you
to send the video to "AFV"?

709
00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:23,942
It was my wife's co-workers
and some family friends.

710
00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:26,811
We love them,
and also, as far as we know,

711
00:37:26,811 --> 00:37:30,565
we've never had a video
where four people fall,

712
00:37:30,565 --> 00:37:32,550
so that's pretty cool.

713
00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:33,802
[ Laughter ]

714
00:37:33,802 --> 00:37:35,653
Happy to be the first.
There you go.

715
00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:37,672
There you go.
Good luck, y'all.

716
00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:39,390
Thank you.
Thank you.

717
00:37:39,390 --> 00:37:40,208
Alright.

718
00:37:40,208 --> 00:37:44,229
Next up, this pooch loves his
dinner right down to his soul.

719
00:37:44,229 --> 00:37:47,782
He loves it so much,
he tries eating his bowl.

720
00:37:47,782 --> 00:37:49,200
It's "Dog Dish Doofus,"

721
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:53,655
sent in by Darcy Manion
from Saint Louis, Missouri.

722
00:37:56,658 --> 00:37:58,009
Man: Is it stuck?

723
00:37:58,009 --> 00:38:01,763
He's just making sure no one
steals his bowl between meals.

724
00:38:01,763 --> 00:38:03,648
You good, man?

725
00:38:03,648 --> 00:38:05,717
You can't eat that.

726
00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:08,303
Why so serious?

727
00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:11,139
Alright, now Darcy,

728
00:38:11,139 --> 00:38:15,293
how did Como get the bowl
stuck in his mouth?

729
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:19,831
Well, he's always used to taking
his bowl between meals,

730
00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:22,817
and he just wanted to hold
onto that bowl

731
00:38:22,817 --> 00:38:24,769
extra tight
this one time around.

732
00:38:24,769 --> 00:38:26,938
So he really squeezed it
in there.

733
00:38:26,938 --> 00:38:28,756
Alright, alright.
Now, does he still

734
00:38:28,756 --> 00:38:30,625
pick it up
and carry it around?

735
00:38:30,625 --> 00:38:32,160
No, he does not.

736
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:35,947
We actually had to get
a ceramic dog bowl

737
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:39,100
because we got tired
of having to find the dog bowl

738
00:38:39,100 --> 00:38:41,920
wherever it was in the house
or the backyard between meals.

739
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,938
So he doesn't do that anymore.

740
00:38:43,938 --> 00:38:46,074
Well, you know what?
That's some good thinking.

741
00:38:46,074 --> 00:38:49,594
[ Laughs ]
And good luck.

742
00:38:49,594 --> 00:38:51,746
Thank you.

743
00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:53,882
And finally,
nose picking is yucky.

744
00:38:53,882 --> 00:38:55,667
Let's make that clear,

745
00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:56,801
But do you know what's worse?

746
00:38:56,801 --> 00:38:58,019
Leaving a souvenir.

747
00:38:58,019 --> 00:38:59,204
It's "Piano Boogie Boy,"

748
00:38:59,204 --> 00:39:03,525
sent in by Debbie Illies
from Sauk Centre, Minnesota.

749
00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:11,449
Woman: Not anymore?

750
00:39:14,052 --> 00:39:17,255
What?! [ Laughing ]

751
00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:20,675
You used to put the boogers
by my piano?

752
00:39:22,927 --> 00:39:24,212
[ Chuckling ] Oh!

753
00:39:24,212 --> 00:39:27,015
Joining us are Debbie,
Axl, and Angie.

754
00:39:27,015 --> 00:39:31,302
Now, Debbie, after Axl made this
startling confession to you,

755
00:39:31,302 --> 00:39:36,140
did you find any, um, evidence
that the story was true?

756
00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:38,743
Uh, the writing
was on the wall,

757
00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:40,028
as were the boogers.

758
00:39:40,028 --> 00:39:41,195
The writing on the --

759
00:39:41,195 --> 00:39:44,682
Well, I apologize for using
a technical term,

760
00:39:44,682 --> 00:39:46,117
but ew!

761
00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:47,352
My husband actually found it.

762
00:39:47,352 --> 00:39:50,672
We sent him the video, and
he's the one that recovered it.

763
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,108
Well, good yuck.

764
00:39:54,108 --> 00:39:56,628
I mean, good luck
Good luck.

765
00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:58,263
Alright, al-- Ugh.

766
00:39:58,263 --> 00:40:01,032
Alright, well, we're gonna
find out who takes home the cash

767
00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:02,150
in just a minute, but first,

768
00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:03,801
let's take a look
at some of the clips

769
00:40:03,801 --> 00:40:04,953
that didn't make our top three

770
00:40:04,953 --> 00:40:07,021
in tonight's
"Honorable Mention."

771
00:40:07,021 --> 00:40:11,993
♪♪

772
00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:13,695
[ Bonk! ]

773
00:40:13,695 --> 00:40:15,563
[ Thud! ]

774
00:40:17,799 --> 00:40:20,451
Whoa!

775
00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:26,007
[ Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing! ]

776
00:40:26,007 --> 00:40:27,892
[ Giggles ]

777
00:40:27,892 --> 00:40:30,461
[ Sproing! ]

778
00:40:30,945 --> 00:40:33,598
[ Bonk! ]

779
00:40:38,720 --> 00:40:40,822
[ Crash! ]

780
00:40:40,822 --> 00:40:43,441
[ Applause ]

781
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:45,994
Okay, it's time to hand out
tonight's prizes --

782
00:40:45,994 --> 00:40:47,161
$20,000 for first,

783
00:40:47,161 --> 00:40:49,247
$6,000 for second,
and $4,000 for third.

784
00:40:49,247 --> 00:40:53,167
Here we go -- our third place,
$4,000 dollar winner is...

785
00:40:53,167 --> 00:40:54,452
"Frozen Foursome Fall,"

786
00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:58,723
sent in by Justice Bradburry
from Gladewater, Texas.

787
00:40:58,723 --> 00:41:00,058
[ Cheers and applause ]

788
00:41:00,058 --> 00:41:02,093
Thank you!

789
00:41:02,093 --> 00:41:04,212
And the winner of the $20,000

790
00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:07,865
and tonight's
funniest home video is...

791
00:41:07,865 --> 00:41:09,083
"Piano Boogie Boy,"

792
00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:12,837
sent in by Debbie Illies
from Sauk Centre, Minnesota,

793
00:41:12,837 --> 00:41:15,173
with Axl, Angie, and Debbie!

794
00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:19,293
Yes! Now, congratulations.

795
00:41:19,293 --> 00:41:22,347
Now, this was shot 10 years ago.

796
00:41:22,347 --> 00:41:24,899
Axl, I heard you were
a little embarrassed

797
00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:26,100
about sending in the video,

798
00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:29,721
but how do you feel about
your booger confession

799
00:41:29,721 --> 00:41:31,239
now that you won?

800
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,024
Worth it?
Is it worth it buddy?

801
00:41:33,024 --> 00:41:35,877
Yeah.
[ Laughter ]

802
00:41:35,877 --> 00:41:37,145
I think he's still in shock.

803
00:41:37,145 --> 00:41:38,363
That's what I think.

804
00:41:38,363 --> 00:41:40,298
Well, it was good
you admitted it,

805
00:41:40,298 --> 00:41:43,017
and even better
that you sent the video to us.
Oh, my God.

806
00:41:43,017 --> 00:41:45,787
Congratulations.
You got $20,000...
Thank you.

807
00:41:45,787 --> 00:41:47,989
and a shot at $100,000!

808
00:41:47,989 --> 00:41:51,125
Oh, my God! Yeah!
Whoo!

809
00:41:51,125 --> 00:41:52,360
Well, that's our show,

810
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,295
and on behalf
of our entire crew,

811
00:41:54,295 --> 00:41:55,546
I would just like to say --

812
00:41:55,546 --> 00:41:58,249
I wish I hadn't eaten so many
French fries during lunch.

813
00:41:58,249 --> 00:41:59,984
Yeah? Am I right? Am I --

814
00:41:59,984 --> 00:42:01,436
Like, they're just kind of
sittin' there.

815
00:42:01,436 --> 00:42:04,222
Anyway, we'll see you next time
and don't forget --

816
00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:06,174
if you upload a video
and it airs on the show,

817
00:42:06,174 --> 00:42:07,375
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.

818
00:42:07,375 --> 00:42:09,127
So, good night, everybody
and remember --

819
00:42:09,127 --> 00:42:11,879
send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's.

820
00:42:11,879 --> 00:42:13,798
Goodnight, y'all!

821
00:42:13,798 --> 00:42:16,718
[ Cheers and applause ]

822
00:42:16,718 --> 00:42:25,810
♪♪

823
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♪♪

824
00:42:34,902 --> 00:42:44,011
♪♪

825
00:42:44,011 --> 00:43:02,597
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