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Ribeiro: "AFV's" on. Spoiler
alert -- it looks like this.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Welcome to "America's
Funniest Home Videos."

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And now here he is, the host
of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro!

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Let's do this.

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♪♪

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Hello. Hello. Hello. Thank you,
thank you.

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Hello and welcome
to "AFV," the show

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that's very much like
a fine wine.

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We both make you giggle,

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we both get better with age,

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and we both involve people
waking up the next day with

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either a headache or a lingering
sense of embarrassment.

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We also both pair well
with cheese, especially Gouda.

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[ Laughter ]

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I don't know who designed
this house,

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but I have some notes.

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I fell through. Oh!

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[ Bears huffing ]

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Ribeiro: What's big
and scary enough to scare away

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an entire family of bears?

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[ Dog yipping ]

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[ Laughter ]

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Getting dizzy and
throwing sharp metal objects.

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What could go wrong?

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"Devastated" is underlined
with a squiggle line

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because "devastated" is
a fancy way to say sad.

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Okay, now I move to my --
[ Indistinct talking ]

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Okay,
you just talked during my thing!

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I've been working for
five straight minutes!

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Now you've ruined my video!

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Ribeiro: For this teacher, the
word of the day is "patience."

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Do you hear me, Claire?!

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Don't talk!

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Alright, now to my second page,
the middle of my...

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Ribeiro: I never thought
that smashing drywall

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could be a family activity.

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But I am so on board.

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Woman: Roshi.

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Roshi.
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in hair,

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he more than
makes up for in personality.

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Woman: [ Laughing ]

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Roshi.

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[ Smooches ]

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Man: Go, go.
You got it. You got it.

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Ribeiro: The guy with the camera
thinks you got it.

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Oh!

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Man: No!
Ribeiro: She didn't got it.

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She's doing a good deed
by letting that bug out

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instead of squishing it.

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Woman: Is it out?

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[ Women screaming ]

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Ribeiro: So much for good deeds.

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There are countless
social-media influencers

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out there trying to get rich.

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But making the videos is hard
and making money is even harder.

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So if you ask me,

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the most valuable service
that influencers can provide

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is to influence other people

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to find some other way
to make a living.

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The easy way we saw
was to get a hand mixer.

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Ribeiro: You might want to hold
on to the jar.

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And hopefully...make a big mess.

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Ribeiro: Hold the jar.

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Please, hold the jar.

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For the love of Pete,
hold the stupid jar!

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Babe. Babe.

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Hello.
Ribeiro: You might want to get
some things out of your system

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before you hit record.

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[ Farting ]

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Let's make cinnamon chips
to go with our fruit salsa.

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What is that?

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[ Laughing ] What is that?

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Stop it.

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What is that?
[ Laughing ]

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It's a baby with
a plunger on his head.

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Baby with a plunger.

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Oh, my God, we're going to talk
about this.

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Then...

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A little bit more.
Ribeiro: This influencer's shake
is so good,

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you'll flip your lid.

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Take your shaker.

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And give them a good shake,
shake, shake, shake.

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Don't look.

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[ Laughter ]

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Woman: Hi, guys.

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-My dad --
-No. Say hi, guys.

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I don't do that no more!

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-Say it once.
-I'm not doing it anymore.

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You know, I'm only going to give
you two chances.

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Y'all, I c--. Oh, Mylanta!

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Mother, get Fred!

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It's on my hair.
Oh, my God! Mother!

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[ Laughter ]

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Wait. He's dead.

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It's time for a montage
of men being manly,

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and in this case,
manly means poorly thought out

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and slightly destructive.

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So get ready for some men who'll
have you saying, "Oh, man."

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♪ I'm in the mood
for a good thing ♪

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♪ I got the buzz,
I got the feeling ♪

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♪ Rise and shine,
yeah, you're right on time ♪

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♪ They're about
to hear our battle cry ♪

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♪ Come on now,
let's do it right ♪

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♪ Take a shot or take a hike ♪

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♪ Victory is sweet,
yeah, it's looking fine ♪

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♪ You just gotta take a bite ♪

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♪ Yeah, we're riding high ♪

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♪ Gonna kiss the sky ♪

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♪ Gonna testify
that we're on fire ♪

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♪ We're on fire ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Yeah, we're riding high ♪

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♪ Gonna kiss the sky ♪

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♪ Gonna testify
that we're on fire ♪

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♪ We're on fire ♪

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♪♪

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♪ We're on fire ♪

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♪♪

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[ Woman laughing ]

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[ Applause ]

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♪ Yeah, we're riding high ♪

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Upload your funny video
to AFV.com

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for your chance at 20 grand.

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♪ Gonna testify that
we're on fire ♪

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♪ We're on fire ♪

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Hey, Alfonso, I want to see
more funny dog videos.

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Woof woof woof woof woof!

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[ Laughs ] Okay, Abby,
you want funny dog videos?

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Well, let's head on down
to the furriest place in town.

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[ Dog whining ]

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Release the hounds.

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[ Dog barking ]

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It's time to go to
the "Dog Park."

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Too much screen time is
not just a people problem.

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[ Woman screams ]

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Woman: You're gonna fall! Walk!

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Walk, walk. You're gonna fall.

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Good boy. Walk, bud.

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Ribeiro: I got to say,
he doesn't really have

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the physique of an avid
treadmiller.

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Woman: You got to walk, buddy.
Walk, buddy.

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Good boy. Walk.
You can't sit. Walk.

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Ribeiro:
But he's surprisingly agile

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when it comes to
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Woman: Walk. Good boy.

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Ribeiro: His reaction time is
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[ Toy squeaks ]

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But practice makes perfect.

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[ Dog whining ]

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[ Whining continues ]

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I'd whine if grandpa stole
my napping spot, too.

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[ Whining continues ]

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The '70s were the golden age
of disco.

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Now it's time for the golden
retriever age of disco.

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Duck, duck, duck.

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Ribeiro:
They may not know the rules,

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but they know they
like chasing a goose.

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Man: Goose!

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Ribeiro:
It's not the size of the tongue.

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It's the amount of tongue

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you can fit into the cup
that matters.

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Woman:
I know you're not a bad girl,

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but I know he's a bad boy.

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You stole the whole bag
of bagels

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off the counter, didn't you?

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Ribeiro:
Just because you're watching

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your carbs doesn't mean
Radley has to.

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Woman: You sure did.
You did, didn't you?

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[ Laughs ]
Give me that bagel.

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For any of you moms
out there looking to have fun

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and earn some extra cash,

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there's a brand-new company
that checks both boxes.

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If you don't mind
carrying some boxes, that is.

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[ Laughter ]

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Most people who work for
moving companies are men.

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But as we all know,

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that doesn't mean
they get the job done

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or make sure that
everything arrives in one piece.

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And if you don't have the time
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to hire a moving company, you're
usually forced to rely on dad,

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which isn't much better.

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So the next time
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you need to call M.O.M.S. --
Mothers Only Moving Service.

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M.O.M.S. is the only
moving company

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that exclusively hires moms,

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and they don't just move
your stuff.

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They wear oversized sweaters,
yoga pants,

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and fun shoes while they do it.

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Moms can do anything
dads can do,

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which includes moving
large items of furniture

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while angrily yelling,
"I've got it"

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until it becomes painfully
obvious that they don't.

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Most of the mothers
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which means the average job
takes about two months.

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But you can also hire a pair
of moms when you call M.O.M.S.

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The job takes just as long
and it costs twice as much,

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but it's also twice as
entertaining.

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With M.O.M.S.,
absolutely no job is too small.

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So whether it's a gumball
machine or three lightweight,

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neatly folded blankets,

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you know that you and your stuff
are always in good hands.

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And remember what I said
about fun shoes?

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You can also hire M.O.M.S.
to do odd jobs around the house,

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like setting up your
television...

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...opening a new mattress,

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or even taking out the garbage
if you're simply too busy.

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So do yourself a favor

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and call M.O.M.S.,
Mothers Only Moving Service.

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We beat the pants
off the competition.

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Oh!

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Oh, God!

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A lot of movies these days
deal with the multiverse.

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You know,
the idea that there are

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infinite worlds similar to ours,

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just with slight differences.

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This means
that somewhere out there,

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instead of being the host of
"AFV,"

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I'm someone in an "AFV" video
getting a piñata stick

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right in the delicates.

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[ Laughter ]

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I think I prefer
the one universe.

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-[ Crying ]
-Why are you sad?

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Woman: Your sandwich is broke?

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-Yeah.
-What do you mean it's broke?

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Let me see.

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[ Laughing ]

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Woman: [ Speaking indistinctly ]

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I thought it was a cat.

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I thought I left, like,
Angelina or Vinny out there.

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But I'm looking at...

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Ribeiro: They used to steal food
from the trash can.

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Now they can order it online.

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And they're brushing up
against my leg.

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I looked and then
when I came in the door,

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one tried to get in the door
and I thought one got in.

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-Oh, my God.
-Did it?

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Ribeiro: This lady should sign
up for the friends and family

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and feral animals plan.

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[ Man laughing ]

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Man: Wait, they have your phone.

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They literally took your phone.

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-I'm not kidding.
-What?

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Man: Alright,
you're gonna pick one.

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And whichever one you pick,
that's what we're gonna do.

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Okay? Alright?

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Ribeiro: Not being able to read
can be costly.

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Man: Good choice, dude. Alright.

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[ Laughter ]

254
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:55,902
Ribeiro: And the award for
Chillest Ladder Fall goes to...

255
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:07,914
Girl:
Oh, my God, this is just so...

256
00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,315
Oh, I needed bedding.

257
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,884
Brooklyn! Brooklyn, no!
Brooklyn!

258
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:13,219
Ribeiro: She tried to be
the fun mom.

259
00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:15,988
[ Gasps ] Brooklyn!

260
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,990
Ribeiro: Thanks to her daughter,
she ended up being the

261
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,426
"trying to explain how she
ended up in the employee area

262
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:21,861
in a shopping cart" mom.

263
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,165
It's the age-old struggle --

264
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:28,334
slushie cup versus
trash can lid.

265
00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:33,940
[ Woman laughing ]

266
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,341
Woman: Pick it up.

267
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,443
Ribeiro: Mom said don't play
Frisbee in the house.

268
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:40,546
She didn't say don't play
Frisbee over the house.

269
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:57,797
Fun fact -- you can't spell
boneheads without the word duh.

270
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,466
Actually you can.
There's no "U" in boneheads.

271
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:02,835
But boneheads don't know that.

272
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:05,238
In fact, boneheads
don't know very much at all,

273
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:08,975
which is why they've always been
a staple of our show.

274
00:15:08,975 --> 00:15:11,844
I feel a great disturbance
in the force.

275
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,882
[ Crashing, shattering ]

276
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,217
And in the most breakable object
in your room.

277
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:24,323
Oh, my God, I
really just broke my fish tank.

278
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:26,392
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.

279
00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:28,127
Oh, my gosh.
I can't believe I just did that.

280
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,429
Ribeiro: You got to love
the fact he's more concerned

281
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,197
with getting the shot

282
00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,899
than with all the water spilling
on his floor.

283
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,567
Boy: God. Oh, my God.

284
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:42,141
Man: Good morning.
It's Father's Day.

285
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:45,044
-Happy Father's Day.
-Happy Father's Day.

286
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,245
Ribeiro: It's Father's Day,

287
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:47,680
and the only thing
any father wants

288
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,816
is quality time with his kids.

289
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,985
[ Laughter ]

290
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,520
Or whatever you can get.

291
00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:58,858
-Just juggling?
-Yes.

292
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,893
Woman: I'll get him in a minute
when you're done. Yeah.

293
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,528
Child: I'm done.

294
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:03,963
Woman: Okay. That's fine.
Just leave it there.

295
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,432
Ribeiro: Benihana?
More like Beni-ha-ha.

296
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:11,671
[ Group exclaiming, laughing ]

297
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:14,707
Man: Hey, that's minus two.
He hit someone.

298
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,409
Ribeiro:
Hold on to that trailer.

299
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,910
It's got your best
folding chair in it.

300
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,152
Well, that goes off
without a hitch.

301
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,920
A trailer hitch, that is.

302
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,127
I need help getting up.

303
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:37,129
Woman: I think you got it.
Use your toes.

304
00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:40,399
Ribeiro:
For those who think she's
gonna fall while skating, wrong.

305
00:16:43,102 --> 00:16:44,904
She falls
before
she starts skating.

306
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:48,140
[ Laughter ]

307
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,318
Some guys can't even chill
at the beach properly.

308
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,462
Who doesn't love a mattress
with good comedic timing?

309
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,602
[ Indistinct conversation,
laughter ]

310
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,939
Looks like someone forgot how

311
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,674
gender reveals
are supposed to work.

312
00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:27,847
Woman: Oh, my God!
[ Laughter ]

313
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,860
You know that annoying friend
or coworker who's always saying,

314
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,595
"turn that frown upside down"?

315
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:45,097
Well, they might be annoying,
but they do have a point.

316
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:48,367
So let's look for the silver
lining in these video clouds.

317
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:51,904
Don't be such a gloomy Gus.

318
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,173
It's time
to look on the bright side.

319
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,244
Look on the bright side.

320
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,012
Working on a farm
would be pretty boring

321
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,248
if none of these animals
had a sense of humor.

322
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:05,751
Yah!

323
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:07,820
[ Sheep bleats ]

324
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:10,323
Hey, keep your chin up.

325
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:13,259
Acting out clues while playing
"Heads Up" can be hazardous,

326
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,094
but chicks dig scars.

327
00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,463
Skip, skip.

328
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,939
Think of it this way.

329
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:30,176
Most guys have to wait until the
game is over to hit the showers.

330
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,085
Buck up, officer.

331
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,953
You didn't make the force's
elite donkey unit,

332
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,823
but it doesn't pay as much
as you think it would.

333
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:48,260
Man: [ Laughs ] Oh, my God,
dude, you're stuck.

334
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,431
Here's the good news.

335
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:54,166
You've been thinking
about buying

336
00:18:54,166 --> 00:18:56,202
a new lamp, picture frame,
and fishbowl anyway.

337
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,205
Woman: Set. Go!

338
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:05,211
Ribeiro: I hope we've set
you right by showing you

339
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:07,013
that things can be bright.

340
00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:09,215
[ Applause ]

341
00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:11,751
They say that history
is written by the winners.

342
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,653
I don't know about that,

343
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,688
but the next few minutes
of "AFV" history certainly were.

344
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:18,624
It's time to have a blast

345
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:20,960
with some big winners from
"AFV's" past.

346
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:27,066
Man: Come on, Piper!
Come on, Piper!

347
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:32,405
Go, Piper! Go, Piper!
Go, Piper! Go, baby!

348
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:37,276
Go! Go! Go!
Whoo!

349
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:41,313
Stop! Baby! Piper!
Baby, you won!

350
00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:44,183
Piper! Piper!

351
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,989
Okay, okay,
okay, okay.

352
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,124
Just put your hands down.

353
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,993
Wait!

354
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,696
Wait!
I'll tell you when to go.

355
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:57,963
Okay?

356
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:01,901
What's she doing?

357
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:08,708
[ Wailing ]

358
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,876
Baby, get the snake!
Baby, get the snake!

359
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,578
Baby, get the -- Ah!
She's taking off!

360
00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:14,146
Baby, she --
[ Laughter ]

361
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,448
Baby, she's taking --
Get it now!

362
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,416
Get it! Come on now!
Get the snake!

363
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:22,922
Aah! Get the snake!
Baby, get the snake!

364
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:25,825
Baby, get the snake!
Get the snake! Get the snake!

365
00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:28,394
Get the snake. I'm gonna die!

366
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:31,764
Get the snake now.
Oh! Baby child, get it now.

367
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:35,668
Okay, okay. Get her, get her,
get her, get her, get her!

368
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,236
[ Laughter ]

369
00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:46,011
♪♪

370
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:50,082
[ Screaming ]

371
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,552
Man: No, no, no, no, no!

372
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:57,556
Oh, no!
She just cracked the TV.

373
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:01,560
[ Laughter ]

374
00:21:05,331 --> 00:21:08,367
Ribeiro:
Let's circle back next week
for another "Winner's Circle."

375
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:15,407
Upload your funny video
to AFV.com.

376
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,983
Some people fear getting old,

377
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,452
but they shouldn't because
once you hit a certain age,

378
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,020
you can get away with saying

379
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,822
and doing pretty much
whatever you want.

380
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:32,391
Seniors may not be
at the top of their game,

381
00:21:32,391 --> 00:21:34,693
but that's only because they
stopped caring about the rules

382
00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:37,196
of the game a long time ago.

383
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,434
City of Quincy, Massachusetts,
Mayor's commendation...

384
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:45,938
Mayor, schmayor -- she's 100
and can say whatever she wants.

385
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:48,274
On the occasion
of your 100th birthday,

386
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:51,043
Thursday, November 13th,
we honor you --

387
00:21:55,181 --> 00:21:57,149
Oh, well, we'll go through it.
Alright?

388
00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,188
-Two boxes?
-Two boxes because --

389
00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:15,167
Oh, my God.
Here, put that back.

390
00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,738
Ribeiro: It's always fun
FaceTiming Grandpa.

391
00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:22,007
Woman: Pap-pap!

392
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,442
What?!

393
00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:26,679
-Hold up.
-What are you doing?

394
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,048
I'm okay! I'm ready to go --

395
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,617
I'm ready to go to bed!

396
00:22:31,617 --> 00:22:33,018
Don't bother me!

397
00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:35,621
Woman: Okay. [ Laughs ]
Good night!

398
00:22:35,621 --> 00:22:36,856
Okay. I love you.

399
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:39,792
Woman: Love you too.
[ Laughs ] Bye.

400
00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:42,862
Oh, get up.

401
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:48,267
Ribeiro: I've heard of sleep
walking, but a sleep shootout?

402
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,144
He watches so many old
westerns, he thinks he's in one.

403
00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:00,679
[ Mumbling ]

404
00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:02,147
Ribeiro:
And that he's the sheriff.

405
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:11,090
Okay, Wild Bill Hiccup,
go back to bed.

406
00:23:18,297 --> 00:23:21,300
It took him 65 years
to perfect this shot,

407
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:22,501
but it was worth it.

408
00:23:22,501 --> 00:23:29,541
♪♪

409
00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:31,176
[ Laughter ]

410
00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:34,813
I've seen guys wearing
caterpillar hats,

411
00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:37,082
but not actual caterpillar hats.

412
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:43,756
How did my what?
Boy: Your mustache
crawl up your hair.

413
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,625
[ Woman gasps ]
How did my mustache
fall off my hair?

414
00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:50,462
No. How did your mustache crawl
up to your head?

415
00:23:50,462 --> 00:23:52,531
Woman: It's on your head
right now.

416
00:23:52,531 --> 00:23:54,533
It's on your head
right now.

417
00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:57,303
Ribeiro: It's just one more big
bushy thing on his head.

418
00:23:57,303 --> 00:23:58,570
Shouldn't be a big deal.

419
00:23:58,570 --> 00:24:01,006
Boy: Something's on your hat.

420
00:24:01,006 --> 00:24:02,574
Wait. Nothing's on your head.
Oh!

421
00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:06,178
[ Laughter ]
What was that?
Now you threw it on me!

422
00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:07,780
Oh!

423
00:24:07,780 --> 00:24:09,281
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

424
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,183
Ribeiro: Help is on the way.

425
00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:12,618
Oh, God, no!

426
00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:13,919
Ribeiro: To the ground.

427
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,163
There's this thing going around
called the cookie challenge,

428
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:25,898
where you give your
small child two cookies

429
00:24:25,898 --> 00:24:27,700
and someone else zero cookies.

430
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,635
It's a way to test
their empathy for others.

431
00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:31,770
So as you watch, ask yourself,

432
00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:33,739
is selfishness
just human nature,

433
00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:36,575
or are cookies simply
too good to share?

434
00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,946
We're going to take Dada's
off first, okay?

435
00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:46,118
Eat.
Does he have one?

436
00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:48,587
Yeah.
Alright. Let's see how many
Livy has.

437
00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:51,323
Lift yours up.

438
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:56,495
[ Gasps ] How many
do you have?

439
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,664
One, two,
three, five.

440
00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:01,600
Look, let's see what --
You want to see what Mommy has?

441
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,235
Want to see what
Mommy has?

442
00:25:03,235 --> 00:25:05,604
-Yeah.
-[ Gasps ]

443
00:25:05,604 --> 00:25:09,241
Oh, I didn't get one.

444
00:25:09,875 --> 00:25:10,909
Yeah.

445
00:25:14,947 --> 00:25:17,483
Yeah, but Mommy didn't get --
You got two.

446
00:25:19,385 --> 00:25:22,054
[ Mumbling ]

447
00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:25,758
Yeah, Dada got one,
and Livy got two.

448
00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:28,027
-Yeah.
-Mommy didn't get any.

449
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:35,801
[ Laughter ]

450
00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:40,372
But Livy got two.
Yeah.

451
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:42,741
Oh, but where's
Mommy's?

452
00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:46,545
In car.

453
00:25:49,715 --> 00:25:51,083
Can I have one
of yours?

454
00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:56,789
Nope. Nope.
Please.

455
00:26:01,927 --> 00:26:05,998
Ah. This next montage
features cute animals eating set

456
00:26:05,998 --> 00:26:07,499
to an especially cute song.

457
00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,234
Speaking of eating,

458
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:12,371
I hope you have
a big appetite for adorable.

459
00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:15,240
♪ We got the nom noms ♪

460
00:26:16,675 --> 00:26:18,811
♪ We got the nom noms ♪

461
00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:26,952
♪♪

462
00:26:26,952 --> 00:26:29,188
♪ We got the nom noms ♪

463
00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:33,759
♪♪

464
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,861
♪ We got the nom noms ♪

465
00:26:35,861 --> 00:26:40,632
♪♪

466
00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:43,102
♪ We got the nom noms ♪

467
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:47,539
♪♪

468
00:26:47,539 --> 00:26:49,775
♪ We got the nom noms ♪

469
00:26:49,775 --> 00:26:57,850
♪♪

470
00:26:57,850 --> 00:26:59,017
♪ Nom nom nom nom ♪

471
00:26:59,017 --> 00:27:00,419
♪ Ooh-whee-ooh ♪

472
00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:01,987
♪ Nah, nah-ooh ♪

473
00:27:01,987 --> 00:27:03,622
♪ Nom ♪
♪ Ooh-whee-ooh ♪

474
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,290
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

475
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,692
♪ Nom nom nom nom ♪

476
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:10,696
♪ Nom nom nom nom ♪
♪ Ooh-whee-ooh ♪

477
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:14,166
♪ Nom nom nom nom ♪
♪ Ooh-whee-ooh ♪

478
00:27:14,166 --> 00:27:15,868
♪ Nah, nah-ooh ♪

479
00:27:15,868 --> 00:27:17,469
♪ Ooh-whee-ooh ♪

480
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:18,537
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪

481
00:27:18,537 --> 00:27:20,005
♪ Nom nom nom nom ♪

482
00:27:22,674 --> 00:27:25,410
♪ We got the nom noms ♪

483
00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:26,745
[ Applause ]

484
00:27:28,847 --> 00:27:31,116
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490
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491
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:44,530
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492
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493
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494
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495
00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:59,945
Your dog should
always be wearing his collar

496
00:27:59,945 --> 00:28:03,182
unless you're having
him help dry your dishes.

497
00:28:11,823 --> 00:28:13,091
Woman: Really?

498
00:28:13,859 --> 00:28:15,694
Ribeiro: I think your pizza
delivery is going to take

499
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:17,462
a little longer tonight.

500
00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:27,206
♪ Happy birthday, dear Larry ♪

501
00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:29,007
♪ Happy birthday ♪

502
00:28:29,007 --> 00:28:32,277
Ribeiro: I think he's wishing
for an upside-down cake.

503
00:28:35,113 --> 00:28:39,151
Woman: No, no, no! No! Oh!

504
00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:43,655
Man: Oh! Pick it up
and eat it anyway.

505
00:28:45,991 --> 00:28:48,460
Ribeiro: I'm not sure this is
the right tool for the job,

506
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,395
but at least he's trying
really hard.

507
00:28:52,698 --> 00:28:54,399
Oh!

508
00:28:58,870 --> 00:29:01,039
Ribeiro: With a dog like this,
they should have gone

509
00:29:01,039 --> 00:29:03,875
with a porch railing instead of
a porch swing.

510
00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:21,026
You know what day it is.

511
00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:24,563
Or do you?

512
00:29:24,563 --> 00:29:26,198
Ribeiro: She seems
like the kind of lady

513
00:29:26,198 --> 00:29:28,433
who'd use the phrase
"wine o'clock."

514
00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:33,639
Whew! Ooh!
Right in the eyes!

515
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,209
-Yes.
-Oh, my God!

516
00:29:37,876 --> 00:29:39,378
Woman: ...hurt yourself.

517
00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:41,280
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

518
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,483
Ribeiro: Way to turn the world's
most relaxing seating option

519
00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:46,485
into a high-risk activity.

520
00:29:47,653 --> 00:29:49,121
Woman: Jeff.

521
00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:50,289
Ah!

522
00:29:51,757 --> 00:29:54,626
Ribeiro: This has been
"That Was Not on My Bingo Card"

523
00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,461
sponsored by Bingo Blitz.

524
00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:00,565
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525
00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:02,367
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526
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530
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531
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532
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:19,985
Now, that's a reason
to shout bingo!

533
00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,894
I'm so nervous.

534
00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:30,429
But I love you.

535
00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:32,030
And I know you're the one.

536
00:30:32,030 --> 00:30:34,099
So I just have to ask.

537
00:30:34,099 --> 00:30:36,735
Will you make me
the luckiest host in the world

538
00:30:36,735 --> 00:30:39,671
and watch these funny videos
of marriage proposals?

539
00:30:39,671 --> 00:30:41,707
[ Laughter ]

540
00:30:41,707 --> 00:30:45,310
Now, I could have really sold it
by getting down on one knee,

541
00:30:45,310 --> 00:30:47,346
but I won't
because I like these pants

542
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,414
and I don't want them
to get all wrinkly.

543
00:30:49,981 --> 00:30:58,056
♪♪

544
00:30:58,056 --> 00:31:05,297
♪♪

545
00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:12,204
[ Laughter ]

546
00:31:13,972 --> 00:31:15,140
Girl: Oh, my.

547
00:31:17,409 --> 00:31:22,247
What a beautiful view of the
most costly oopsie of his life.

548
00:31:31,123 --> 00:31:32,991
This is the first time
in history

549
00:31:32,991 --> 00:31:36,495
that back hair was romantic...

550
00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:37,596
and the only time.

551
00:31:42,134 --> 00:31:43,602
[ Laughter ]

552
00:31:52,043 --> 00:31:55,213
I love you.
I can't imagine --

553
00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:56,748
Alright. Screw the pants.

554
00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,984
Ribeiro: I hope their marriage
lasts longer than his pants.

555
00:32:00,452 --> 00:32:02,587
Will you marry me?

556
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:04,990
Yeah.

557
00:32:04,990 --> 00:32:06,425
She didn't know.

558
00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:08,827
Woman: Hold that. Don't move.

559
00:32:11,396 --> 00:32:12,864
[ Screams ]

560
00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:14,766
What?

561
00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:18,136
[ Laughing ]

562
00:32:20,472 --> 00:32:22,507
Ribeiro:
I don't know if she said yes,

563
00:32:22,507 --> 00:32:24,543
but I'm pretty sure it's a yes.

564
00:32:30,649 --> 00:32:32,851
Woman:
What is happening?

565
00:32:32,851 --> 00:32:34,586
No, you're not doing this.

566
00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:38,824
Babe, what?!

567
00:32:38,824 --> 00:32:40,425
Stop!

568
00:32:40,425 --> 00:32:41,660
You've been asking me
when we're going to get

569
00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:42,594
the family together.

570
00:32:42,594 --> 00:32:43,829
Dad!

571
00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:46,131
Ribeiro:
A very memorable day is about

572
00:32:46,131 --> 00:32:47,933
to become even more memorable.

573
00:32:47,933 --> 00:32:48,967
Yeah.

574
00:33:00,245 --> 00:33:01,513
You know what
the world needs now?

575
00:33:10,622 --> 00:33:12,657
Woman: Reggie, don't eat him.

576
00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:15,594
Ribeiro:
I hope you've enjoyed...

577
00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:24,769
Yep. That's just what
the world needed.

578
00:33:24,769 --> 00:33:26,438
And now the world
needs peace, renewable energy,

579
00:33:26,438 --> 00:33:27,939
and cheaper groceries.

580
00:33:27,939 --> 00:33:29,741
But since I can't give
you those,

581
00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:31,776
how about I just give you
more funny videos?

582
00:33:31,776 --> 00:33:34,946
Sorry, that's the best
I can do on such short notice.

583
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,284
My toast.

584
00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:44,456
Woman: Can I help you?

585
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:47,526
Ribeiro: Her buttered toast
turned into butt toast.

586
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,361
Woman: Oh, good.
We found one piece.

587
00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:50,729
[ Laughs ]

588
00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:52,497
I'm gonna double,
two-hander this.

589
00:33:52,497 --> 00:33:54,299
Ribeiro: He's trying
to smash that pumpkin,

590
00:33:54,299 --> 00:33:57,035
but the pumpkin has other ideas.

591
00:33:58,436 --> 00:33:59,571
[ Grunts ]

592
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:05,310
Woman: Oh, my gosh.

593
00:34:05,310 --> 00:34:06,511
Okay.

594
00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:12,217
Ribeiro: Note to all the
friendly squirrels out there --

595
00:34:12,217 --> 00:34:14,753
Sometimes you can be
a little too friendly.

596
00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:17,722
Oh!

597
00:34:23,194 --> 00:34:24,529
Look, that's Mommy too.

598
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,799
[ Woman laughs ]

599
00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:31,503
Look.
There's Mommy.

600
00:34:33,737 --> 00:34:35,273
[ Speaking indistinctly ]

601
00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:37,074
Ow!

602
00:34:38,443 --> 00:34:42,080
Ribeiro:
Mom taught him how to walk,
so he wants to return the favor.

603
00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:50,455
Yep.

604
00:34:51,822 --> 00:34:53,558
I don't want to get wet.

605
00:34:53,558 --> 00:34:56,061
Ribeiro: Pole vaulting across
a muddy stream with a stick

606
00:34:56,061 --> 00:34:58,930
you just found?
Bet on yourself, kid.

607
00:34:58,930 --> 00:34:59,998
Woman: Go!

608
00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:01,633
Man: [ Tarzan yell ]

609
00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:04,736
[ Laughter ]

610
00:35:09,007 --> 00:35:11,743
Ribeiro: Good luck getting
that rim out of the tire.

611
00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,912
But watch out for your lug nuts.

612
00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:18,283
[ Laughter ]

613
00:35:21,486 --> 00:35:23,922
[ Applause ]

614
00:35:23,922 --> 00:35:25,690
A little while ago, we showed

615
00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:27,659
some hilarious
wedding proposals, remember?

616
00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:29,361
I almost got down on one knee,

617
00:35:29,361 --> 00:35:30,996
but then I didn't,
so I wouldn't wrinkle my pants.

618
00:35:30,996 --> 00:35:32,897
Well, wedding proposals aren't
just one

619
00:35:32,897 --> 00:35:34,733
of the most memorable moments
of a person's life.

620
00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:36,868
They're also tonight's
"Assignment America."

621
00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:39,104
Will you show us
the video of your funny

622
00:35:39,104 --> 00:35:42,340
or unique proposal?
Oh, please say yes. Jess?

623
00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:45,143
Did the question
you popped end up a flop?

624
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,178
Did your proposal belong
in the disposal?

625
00:35:47,178 --> 00:35:48,546
We want to see you asking that

626
00:35:48,546 --> 00:35:50,048
special someone to tie
the knot.

627
00:35:50,048 --> 00:35:52,684
Your big moment could win
20 or even 100 grand.

628
00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:54,519
Just upload the video
to AFV.com.

629
00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:56,855
For full contest rules,
log on to AFV.com.

630
00:35:56,855 --> 00:35:58,790
Whether it didn't quite go
as planned

631
00:35:58,790 --> 00:36:01,092
or went so off the rails,
it deserved to be panned,

632
00:36:01,092 --> 00:36:03,294
we want to see your
wedding proposals.

633
00:36:09,134 --> 00:36:11,736
We've seen funny videos
that left us in stitches.

634
00:36:11,736 --> 00:36:13,705
Now it's time
to dole out some riches.

635
00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:17,142
Let's meet our finalists.
First up, stirring a mixer?

636
00:36:17,142 --> 00:36:19,010
Hold on to the jar

637
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:21,046
or else that peanut butter
will splatter quite far.

638
00:36:21,046 --> 00:36:24,082
It's "P.B. and Hey!"
sent in by Pina Battaglia

639
00:36:24,082 --> 00:36:25,984
from Vaughan, Ontario, Canada.

640
00:36:28,086 --> 00:36:30,221
You might want to hold on
to the jar.

641
00:36:30,221 --> 00:36:31,823
And hopefully...make a big mess.

642
00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:33,124
Ribeiro: Hold the jar.

643
00:36:34,325 --> 00:36:35,860
Please, hold the jar.

644
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,563
For the love of Pete,
hold the stupid jar!

645
00:36:42,734 --> 00:36:44,335
Babe.

646
00:36:44,335 --> 00:36:46,838
Joining us are Pina and Olivia.

647
00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:50,175
So, Pina, why were you trying
to mix the peanut butter

648
00:36:50,175 --> 00:36:53,011
with an electric mixer anyway?

649
00:36:53,011 --> 00:36:56,915
Well, the peanut butter
that we get here in Canada,

650
00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:59,718
the pure one, comes -- when
you get pure peanut butter,

651
00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:02,020
the oil on the top settles
on the top.

652
00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:04,622
So I thought, okay,
let me try with the hand mixer.

653
00:37:04,622 --> 00:37:08,126
And my mind was thinking
I was holding the jar,

654
00:37:08,126 --> 00:37:11,830
but really my hand wasn't.
Yeah, yeah.

655
00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:13,998
Sometimes the mind
do play tricks on us, don't it?

656
00:37:13,998 --> 00:37:15,366
Yeah. Well, now, Olivia,

657
00:37:15,366 --> 00:37:18,002
how long did it take to clean up
all that peanut butter?

658
00:37:18,002 --> 00:37:20,605
We were finding peanut butter
for about a week later,

659
00:37:20,605 --> 00:37:22,507
but our dog loved it.

660
00:37:22,507 --> 00:37:25,810
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
She did most of the cleanup.

661
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:27,145
[ Laughs ] I love that.
I love that.

662
00:37:27,145 --> 00:37:29,614
Now, we've seen some crazy
food spills in my time,

663
00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:33,218
but that one was nuts.
[ Laughter ]

664
00:37:33,218 --> 00:37:36,521
It sure was.
Good luck, y'all.

665
00:37:36,521 --> 00:37:38,223
Both: Thank you.
Alright.

666
00:37:38,223 --> 00:37:40,692
Next up, she left
her groceries unguarded,

667
00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:42,393
then came back to learn

668
00:37:42,393 --> 00:37:44,496
that her breakfast plans
had taken a turn.

669
00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:47,332
It's "Bad Bagel Boy" sent
in by Carolyn Pietz

670
00:37:47,332 --> 00:37:49,968
from Indianapolis, Indiana.

671
00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:51,603
Woman:
I know you're not a bad girl,

672
00:37:51,603 --> 00:37:53,204
but I know he's a bad boy.

673
00:37:54,672 --> 00:37:56,141
You stole the whole bag
of bagels

674
00:37:56,141 --> 00:37:57,542
off the counter, didn't you?

675
00:37:57,542 --> 00:37:59,043
Ribeiro:
Just because you're watching

676
00:37:59,043 --> 00:38:00,645
your carbs doesn't mean
Radley has to.

677
00:38:00,645 --> 00:38:03,214
Woman: You sure did.
You did, didn't you?

678
00:38:03,214 --> 00:38:04,616
[ Laughs ]

679
00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:06,885
Joining us are
Carolyn and Radley.

680
00:38:06,885 --> 00:38:10,555
Now, Carolyn, you only left
your dogs alone for a minute.

681
00:38:10,555 --> 00:38:14,259
What did you find
that made you suspect something?

682
00:38:14,259 --> 00:38:16,094
There was a plastic bag
on the ground

683
00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:18,897
when I came out of the bathroom,

684
00:38:18,897 --> 00:38:21,933
and I was looking around at
my one dog,

685
00:38:21,933 --> 00:38:24,335
Dolores, and she was like,
"I didn't do it."

686
00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:26,337
I looked and I was like,
"I'm going to grab my phone.

687
00:38:26,337 --> 00:38:27,739
This is gonna be hilarious."

688
00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:31,176
Then he turned around
with a whole bagel in his mouth.

689
00:38:31,176 --> 00:38:33,044
Now,
how many had Radley eaten

690
00:38:33,044 --> 00:38:35,079
by the time you
caught him?

691
00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:37,015
That was the last one.
He ate the whole bag.

692
00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:38,516
The whole bag?
Whole bag.

693
00:38:38,516 --> 00:38:42,120
Well, listen, I hope he at least
left you some cream cheese.

694
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,555
Uh, nope.

695
00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:45,523
Nope? Okay. Alright.
Makes sense to me.

696
00:38:45,523 --> 00:38:47,692
Good luck, y'all.

697
00:38:47,692 --> 00:38:51,129
Alright. And finally,
riding in a shopping cart

698
00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:53,698
sounds really cool,
but her daughter's a prankster

699
00:38:53,698 --> 00:38:55,233
who played Mom for a fool.

700
00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:58,837
It's "Alone in the Employee
Zone" sent in by Rosie Hermida

701
00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:01,940
from Fairfield, New Jersey.
[ Applause ]

702
00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:03,608
Girl:
Oh, my God, this is just so --

703
00:39:03,608 --> 00:39:05,577
Oh, I needed bedding.

704
00:39:05,577 --> 00:39:07,478
Brooklyn! Brooklyn, no!
Brooklyn!

705
00:39:07,478 --> 00:39:08,880
Ribeiro:
She tried to be the fun mom.

706
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,716
[ Gasps ] Brooklyn!

707
00:39:11,716 --> 00:39:13,718
Ribeiro: Thanks to her daughter,
she ended up being the

708
00:39:13,718 --> 00:39:16,120
"trying to explain how she
ended up in the employee area

709
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:19,357
in a shopping cart" mom.

710
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,593
Joining us are
Rosie and Brooklyn.

711
00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:23,461
Now, Rosie, what did you do

712
00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:25,964
when you found
yourself surrounded by employees

713
00:39:25,964 --> 00:39:28,433
in the employees-only area?

714
00:39:28,433 --> 00:39:30,101
All I could do was laugh

715
00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:32,003
and just tell them
I was so sorry

716
00:39:32,003 --> 00:39:34,405
because they were as confused
as I was.

717
00:39:34,405 --> 00:39:36,207
I understand and, Brooklyn,

718
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:39,544
any regrets for doing this
to your poor mom?

719
00:39:39,544 --> 00:39:40,945
No regrets.
I did feel a little bad

720
00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:42,981
afterwards, but no regrets.
No regrets.

721
00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:44,048
Well, it was a funny video,

722
00:39:44,048 --> 00:39:45,516
so it worked out pretty well.

723
00:39:45,516 --> 00:39:47,552
And your mother-daughter
bond is strong.

724
00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:51,356
So even if you eventually get
banned from every store in town,

725
00:39:51,356 --> 00:39:53,458
you'll still have each other.

726
00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:54,559
Exactly.
Exactly, yep.

727
00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:56,394
I love it. Good luck, y'all.

728
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,129
Alright.
Both: Thank you.

729
00:39:58,129 --> 00:39:59,364
We're gonna find out
who takes home the cash

730
00:39:59,364 --> 00:40:01,065
in just a minute.

731
00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:03,101
But first, let's take
a look at some of the clips

732
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:06,304
that didn't make our top three
in tonight's honorable mention.

733
00:40:06,304 --> 00:40:15,780
♪♪

734
00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:24,756
♪♪

735
00:40:24,756 --> 00:40:33,865
♪♪

736
00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:38,937
♪♪

737
00:40:38,937 --> 00:40:42,974
[ Applause ]

738
00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:45,143
Okay, it's time
to hand out tonight's prizes --

739
00:40:45,143 --> 00:40:49,047
$20,000 for first, $6,000
for second and $4,000 for third.

740
00:40:49,047 --> 00:40:52,583
Here we go. Our
third-place, $4,000 winner is...

741
00:40:53,751 --> 00:40:55,320
"Alone in the Employee Zone"

742
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:59,857
sent in by Rosie Hermida
from Fairfield, New Jersey.

743
00:40:59,857 --> 00:41:01,726
Thank you.

744
00:41:01,726 --> 00:41:03,895
And the winner of the $20,000

745
00:41:03,895 --> 00:41:06,531
and tonight's funniest
home video is...

746
00:41:07,231 --> 00:41:10,168
"Bad Bagel Boy,"
sent in by Carolyn Pietz

747
00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:14,072
from Indianapolis, Indiana,
with Carolyn and Radley.

748
00:41:14,072 --> 00:41:16,808
Yes. Congratulations.

749
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:20,611
Radley's appetite
just won you $20,000.

750
00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:26,217
Has he ever done anything
this deliciously devious before?

751
00:41:26,217 --> 00:41:28,486
Oh, yeah, all the time.

752
00:41:28,486 --> 00:41:31,356
He took a whole pizza
off the counter.

753
00:41:31,356 --> 00:41:34,392
Boy, that's a beautiful,
hungry, lovely boy.

754
00:41:34,392 --> 00:41:36,928
You know, now that you've
won all this money,

755
00:41:36,928 --> 00:41:39,030
maybe you can teach Radley

756
00:41:39,030 --> 00:41:41,833
how to use one
of those home food-delivery apps

757
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:44,235
so he won't have to
eat yours.

758
00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:46,504
Right? Totally.
That would be great.

759
00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:48,239
Well, congratulations.

760
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:53,311
You just won $20,000
and a shot at $100,000.

761
00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:56,614
Congratulations.
[ Applause ]

762
00:41:56,614 --> 00:42:00,284
Well, it's the end of the show
and the end of the hour.

763
00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:03,554
Coincidence? Not really.

764
00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:05,023
We'll see you next time.
And don't forget,

765
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:06,891
if you upload a video
and it airs on the show,

766
00:42:06,891 --> 00:42:08,159
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.

767
00:42:08,159 --> 00:42:09,360
So good night, everybody.

768
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,095
And remember,
send your video to me,

769
00:42:11,095 --> 00:42:13,264
you might win 20 G's.
Good night, y'all.

770
00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:15,133
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00:42:15,133 --> 00:42:24,275
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