Ribeiro: "AFV's" on. Spoiler alert -- it looks like this.
♪♪
Welcome to "America's Funniest Home Videos."
And now here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro!
Let's do this.
♪♪
Hello. Hello. Hello. Thank you, thank you.
Hello and welcome to "AFV," the show
that's very much like a fine wine.
We both make you giggle,
we both get better with age,
and we both involve people waking up the next day with
either a headache or a lingering sense of embarrassment.
We also both pair well with cheese, especially Gouda.
[ Laughter ]
I don't know who designed this house,
but I have some notes.
I fell through. Oh!
[ Bears huffing ]
Ribeiro: What's big and scary enough to scare away
an entire family of bears?
[ Dog yipping ]
[ Laughter ]
Getting dizzy and throwing sharp metal objects.
What could go wrong?
"Devastated" is underlined with a squiggle line
because "devastated" is a fancy way to say sad.
Okay, now I move to my -- [ Indistinct talking ]
Okay, you just talked during my thing!
I've been working for five straight minutes!
Now you've ruined my video!
Ribeiro: For this teacher, the word of the day is "patience."
Do you hear me, Claire?!
Don't talk!
Alright, now to my second page, the middle of my...
Ribeiro: I never thought that smashing drywall
could be a family activity.
But I am so on board.
Woman: Roshi.
Roshi. Ribeiro: What Roshi lacks in hair,
he more than makes up for in personality.
Woman: [ Laughing ]
Roshi.
[ Smooches ]
Man: Go, go. You got it. You got it.
Ribeiro: The guy with the camera thinks you got it.
Oh!
Man: No! Ribeiro: She didn't got it.
She's doing a good deed by letting that bug out
instead of squishing it.
Woman: Is it out?
[ Women screaming ]
Ribeiro: So much for good deeds.
There are countless social-media influencers
out there trying to get rich.
But making the videos is hard and making money is even harder.
So if you ask me,
the most valuable service that influencers can provide
is to influence other people
to find some other way to make a living.
The easy way we saw was to get a hand mixer.
Ribeiro: You might want to hold on to the jar.
And hopefully...make a big mess.
Ribeiro: Hold the jar.
Please, hold the jar.
For the love of Pete, hold the stupid jar!
Babe. Babe.
Hello. Ribeiro: You might want to get some things out of your system
before you hit record.
[ Farting ]
Let's make cinnamon chips to go with our fruit salsa.
What is that?
[ Laughing ] What is that?
Stop it.
What is that? [ Laughing ]
It's a baby with a plunger on his head.
Baby with a plunger.
Oh, my God, we're going to talk about this.
Then...
A little bit more. Ribeiro: This influencer's shake is so good,
you'll flip your lid.
Take your shaker.
And give them a good shake, shake, shake, shake.
Don't look.
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Hi, guys.
-My dad -- -No. Say hi, guys.
I don't do that no more!
-Say it once. -I'm not doing it anymore.
You know, I'm only going to give you two chances.
Y'all, I c--. Oh, Mylanta!
Mother, get Fred!
It's on my hair. Oh, my God! Mother!
[ Laughter ]
Wait. He's dead.
It's time for a montage of men being manly,
and in this case, manly means poorly thought out
and slightly destructive.
So get ready for some men who'll have you saying, "Oh, man."
♪ I'm in the mood for a good thing ♪
♪ I got the buzz, I got the feeling ♪
♪ Rise and shine, yeah, you're right on time ♪
♪ They're about to hear our battle cry ♪
♪ Come on now, let's do it right ♪
♪ Take a shot or take a hike ♪
♪ Victory is sweet, yeah, it's looking fine ♪
♪ You just gotta take a bite ♪
♪ Yeah, we're riding high ♪
♪ Gonna kiss the sky ♪
♪ Gonna testify that we're on fire ♪
♪ We're on fire ♪
♪♪
♪ Yeah, we're riding high ♪
♪ Gonna kiss the sky ♪
♪ Gonna testify that we're on fire ♪
♪ We're on fire ♪
♪♪
♪ We're on fire ♪
♪♪
[ Woman laughing ]
[ Applause ]
♪ Yeah, we're riding high ♪
Upload your funny video to AFV.com
for your chance at 20 grand.
♪ Gonna testify that we're on fire ♪
♪ We're on fire ♪
♪♪
Hey, Alfonso, I want to see more funny dog videos.
Woof woof woof woof woof!
[ Laughs ] Okay, Abby, you want funny dog videos?
Well, let's head on down to the furriest place in town.
[ Dog whining ]
Release the hounds.
[ Dog barking ]
It's time to go to the "Dog Park."
Too much screen time is not just a people problem.
[ Woman screams ]
Woman: You're gonna fall! Walk!
Walk, walk. You're gonna fall.
Good boy. Walk, bud.
Ribeiro: I got to say, he doesn't really have
the physique of an avid treadmiller.
Woman: You got to walk, buddy. Walk, buddy.
Good boy. Walk. You can't sit. Walk.
Ribeiro: But he's surprisingly agile
when it comes to not falling off.
Woman: Walk. Good boy.
Ribeiro: His reaction time is off the charts.
[ Toy squeaks ]
But practice makes perfect.
[ Dog whining ]
[ Whining continues ]
I'd whine if grandpa stole my napping spot, too.
[ Whining continues ]
The '70s were the golden age of disco.
Now it's time for the golden retriever age of disco.
Duck, duck, duck.
Ribeiro: They may not know the rules,
but they know they like chasing a goose.
Man: Goose!
Ribeiro: It's not the size of the tongue.
It's the amount of tongue
you can fit into the cup that matters.
Woman: I know you're not a bad girl,
but I know he's a bad boy.
You stole the whole bag of bagels
off the counter, didn't you?
Ribeiro: Just because you're watching
your carbs doesn't mean Radley has to.
Woman: You sure did. You did, didn't you?
[ Laughs ] Give me that bagel.
For any of you moms out there looking to have fun
and earn some extra cash,
there's a brand-new company that checks both boxes.
If you don't mind carrying some boxes, that is.
[ Laughter ]
Most people who work for moving companies are men.
But as we all know,
that doesn't mean they get the job done
or make sure that everything arrives in one piece.
And if you don't have the time or the budget
to hire a moving company, you're usually forced to rely on dad,
which isn't much better.
So the next time you need a mover,
you need to call M.O.M.S. -- Mothers Only Moving Service.
M.O.M.S. is the only moving company
that exclusively hires moms,
and they don't just move your stuff.
They wear oversized sweaters, yoga pants,
and fun shoes while they do it.
Moms can do anything dads can do,
which includes moving large items of furniture
while angrily yelling, "I've got it"
until it becomes painfully obvious that they don't.
Most of the mothers who work at M.O.M.S. work alone,
which means the average job takes about two months.
But you can also hire a pair of moms when you call M.O.M.S.
The job takes just as long and it costs twice as much,
but it's also twice as entertaining.
With M.O.M.S., absolutely no job is too small.
So whether it's a gumball machine or three lightweight,
neatly folded blankets,
you know that you and your stuff are always in good hands.
And remember what I said about fun shoes?
You can also hire M.O.M.S. to do odd jobs around the house,
like setting up your television...
...opening a new mattress,
or even taking out the garbage if you're simply too busy.
So do yourself a favor
and call M.O.M.S., Mothers Only Moving Service.
We beat the pants off the competition.
Oh!
Oh, God!
A lot of movies these days deal with the multiverse.
You know, the idea that there are
infinite worlds similar to ours,
just with slight differences.
This means that somewhere out there,
instead of being the host of "AFV,"
I'm someone in an "AFV" video getting a piñata stick
right in the delicates.
[ Laughter ]
I think I prefer the one universe.
-[ Crying ] -Why are you sad?
Woman: Your sandwich is broke?
-Yeah. -What do you mean it's broke?
Let me see.
[ Laughing ]
Woman: [ Speaking indistinctly ]
I thought it was a cat.
I thought I left, like, Angelina or Vinny out there.
But I'm looking at...
Ribeiro: They used to steal food from the trash can.
Now they can order it online.
And they're brushing up against my leg.
I looked and then when I came in the door,
one tried to get in the door and I thought one got in.
-Oh, my God. -Did it?
Ribeiro: This lady should sign up for the friends and family
and feral animals plan.
[ Man laughing ]
Man: Wait, they have your phone.
They literally took your phone.
-I'm not kidding. -What?
Man: Alright, you're gonna pick one.
And whichever one you pick, that's what we're gonna do.
Okay? Alright?
Ribeiro: Not being able to read can be costly.
Man: Good choice, dude. Alright.
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: And the award for Chillest Ladder Fall goes to...
Girl: Oh, my God, this is just so...
Oh, I needed bedding.
Brooklyn! Brooklyn, no! Brooklyn!
Ribeiro: She tried to be the fun mom.
[ Gasps ] Brooklyn!
Ribeiro: Thanks to her daughter, she ended up being the
"trying to explain how she ended up in the employee area
in a shopping cart" mom.
It's the age-old struggle --
slushie cup versus trash can lid.
[ Woman laughing ]
Woman: Pick it up.
Ribeiro: Mom said don't play Frisbee in the house.
She didn't say don't play Frisbee over the house.
Fun fact -- you can't spell boneheads without the word duh.
Actually you can. There's no "U" in boneheads.
But boneheads don't know that.
In fact, boneheads don't know very much at all,
which is why they've always been a staple of our show.
I feel a great disturbance in the force.
[ Crashing, shattering ]
And in the most breakable object in your room.
Oh, my God, I really just broke my fish tank.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
I can't believe I just did that.
Ribeiro: You got to love the fact he's more concerned
with getting the shot
than with all the water spilling on his floor.
Boy: God. Oh, my God.
Man: Good morning. It's Father's Day.
-Happy Father's Day. -Happy Father's Day.
Ribeiro: It's Father's Day,
and the only thing any father wants
is quality time with his kids.
[ Laughter ]
Or whatever you can get.
-Just juggling? -Yes.
Woman: I'll get him in a minute when you're done. Yeah.
Child: I'm done.
Woman: Okay. That's fine. Just leave it there.
Ribeiro: Benihana? More like Beni-ha-ha.
[ Group exclaiming, laughing ]
Man: Hey, that's minus two. He hit someone.
Ribeiro: Hold on to that trailer.
It's got your best folding chair in it.
Well, that goes off without a hitch.
A trailer hitch, that is.
I need help getting up.
Woman: I think you got it. Use your toes.
Ribeiro: For those who think she's gonna fall while skating, wrong.
She falls before she starts skating.
[ Laughter ]
Some guys can't even chill at the beach properly.
Who doesn't love a mattress with good comedic timing?
[ Indistinct conversation, laughter ]
Looks like someone forgot how
gender reveals are supposed to work.
Woman: Oh, my God! [ Laughter ]
You know that annoying friend or coworker who's always saying,
"turn that frown upside down"?
Well, they might be annoying, but they do have a point.
So let's look for the silver lining in these video clouds.
Don't be such a gloomy Gus.
It's time to look on the bright side.
Look on the bright side.
Working on a farm would be pretty boring
if none of these animals had a sense of humor.
Yah!
[ Sheep bleats ]
Hey, keep your chin up.
Acting out clues while playing "Heads Up" can be hazardous,
but chicks dig scars.
Skip, skip.
Think of it this way.
Most guys have to wait until the game is over to hit the showers.
Buck up, officer.
You didn't make the force's elite donkey unit,
but it doesn't pay as much as you think it would.
Man: [ Laughs ] Oh, my God, dude, you're stuck.
Here's the good news.
You've been thinking about buying
a new lamp, picture frame, and fishbowl anyway.
Woman: Set. Go!
Ribeiro: I hope we've set you right by showing you
that things can be bright.
[ Applause ]
They say that history is written by the winners.
I don't know about that,
but the next few minutes of "AFV" history certainly were.
It's time to have a blast
with some big winners from "AFV's" past.
Man: Come on, Piper! Come on, Piper!
Go, Piper! Go, Piper! Go, Piper! Go, baby!
Go! Go! Go! Whoo!
Stop! Baby! Piper! Baby, you won!
Piper! Piper!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Just put your hands down.
Wait!
I'll tell you when to go.
Okay?
What's she doing?
[ Wailing ]
Baby, get the snake! Baby, get the snake!
Baby, get the -- Ah! She's taking off!
Baby, she -- [ Laughter ]
Baby, she's taking -- Get it now!
Get it! Come on now! Get the snake!
Aah! Get the snake! Baby, get the snake!
Get the snake! Get the snake!
Get the snake. I'm gonna die!
Get the snake now. Oh! Baby child, get it now.
Okay, okay. Get her, get her, get her, get her, get her!
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Screaming ]
Man: No, no, no, no, no!
Oh, no! She just cracked the TV.
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: Let's circle back next week for another "Winner's Circle."
Upload your funny video to AFV.com.
Some people fear getting old,
but they shouldn't because once you hit a certain age,
you can get away with saying
and doing pretty much whatever you want.
Seniors may not be at the top of their game,
but that's only because they stopped caring about the rules
of the game a long time ago.
City of Quincy, Massachusetts, Mayor's commendation...
Mayor, schmayor -- she's 100 and can say whatever she wants.
On the occasion of your 100th birthday,
Thursday, November 13th, we honor you --
Oh, well, we'll go through it. Alright?
-Two boxes? -Two boxes because --
Oh, my God. Here, put that back.
Ribeiro: It's always fun FaceTiming Grandpa.
Woman: Pap-pap!
What?!
-Hold up. -What are you doing?
I'm okay! I'm ready to go --
I'm ready to go to bed!
Don't bother me!
Woman: Okay. [ Laughs ] Good night!
Okay. I love you.
Woman: Love you too. [ Laughs ] Bye.
Oh, get up.
Ribeiro: I've heard of sleep walking, but a sleep shootout?
He watches so many old westerns, he thinks he's in one.
[ Mumbling ]
Ribeiro: And that he's the sheriff.
Okay, Wild Bill Hiccup, go back to bed.
It took him 65 years to perfect this shot,
but it was worth it.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
I've seen guys wearing caterpillar hats,
but not actual caterpillar hats.
How did my what? Boy: Your mustache crawl up your hair.
[ Woman gasps ] How did my mustache fall off my hair?
No. How did your mustache crawl up to your head?
Woman: It's on your head right now.
It's on your head right now.
Ribeiro: It's just one more big bushy thing on his head.
Shouldn't be a big deal.
Boy: Something's on your hat.
Wait. Nothing's on your head. Oh!
[ Laughter ] What was that? Now you threw it on me!
Oh!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ribeiro: Help is on the way.
Oh, God, no!
Ribeiro: To the ground.
There's this thing going around called the cookie challenge,
where you give your small child two cookies
and someone else zero cookies.
It's a way to test their empathy for others.
So as you watch, ask yourself,
is selfishness just human nature,
or are cookies simply too good to share?
We're going to take Dada's off first, okay?
Eat. Does he have one?
Yeah. Alright. Let's see how many Livy has.
Lift yours up.
[ Gasps ] How many do you have?
One, two, three, five.
Look, let's see what -- You want to see what Mommy has?
Want to see what Mommy has?
-Yeah. -[ Gasps ]
Oh, I didn't get one.
Yeah.
Yeah, but Mommy didn't get -- You got two.
[ Mumbling ]
Yeah, Dada got one, and Livy got two.
-Yeah. -Mommy didn't get any.
[ Laughter ]
But Livy got two. Yeah.
Oh, but where's Mommy's?
In car.
Can I have one of yours?
Nope. Nope. Please.
Ah. This next montage features cute animals eating set
to an especially cute song.
Speaking of eating,
I hope you have a big appetite for adorable.
♪ We got the nom noms ♪
♪♪
♪ We got the nom noms ♪
♪♪
♪ We got the nom noms ♪
♪♪
♪ We got the nom noms ♪
♪♪
♪ We got the nom noms ♪
♪♪
♪ Nom nom nom nom ♪
♪ Ooh-whee-ooh ♪
♪ Nah, nah-ooh ♪
♪ Nom ♪ ♪ Ooh-whee-ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Nom nom nom nom ♪
♪ Ooh-whee-ooh ♪
♪ Nah, nah-ooh ♪
♪ Ooh-whee-ooh ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Nom nom nom nom ♪
♪ We got the nom noms ♪
[ Applause ]
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Your dog should always be wearing his collar
unless you're having him help dry your dishes.
Woman: Really?
Ribeiro: I think your pizza delivery is going to take
a little longer tonight.
♪ Happy birthday, dear Larry ♪
♪ Happy birthday ♪
Ribeiro: I think he's wishing for an upside-down cake.
Woman: No, no, no! No! Oh!
Man: Oh! Pick it up and eat it anyway.
Ribeiro: I'm not sure this is the right tool for the job,
but at least he's trying really hard.
Oh!
Ribeiro: With a dog like this, they should have gone
with a porch railing instead of a porch swing.
You know what day it is.
Or do you?
Ribeiro: She seems like the kind of lady
who'd use the phrase "wine o'clock."
Whew! Ooh! Right in the eyes!
-Yes. -Oh, my God!
Woman: ...hurt yourself.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
Ribeiro: Way to turn the world's most relaxing seating option
into a high-risk activity.
Woman: Jeff.
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I'm so nervous.
But I love you.
And I know you're the one.
So I just have to ask.
Will you make me the luckiest host in the world
and watch these funny videos of marriage proposals?
[ Laughter ]
Now, I could have really sold it by getting down on one knee,
but I won't because I like these pants
and I don't want them to get all wrinkly.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Girl: Oh, my.
What a beautiful view of the most costly oopsie of his life.
This is the first time in history
that back hair was romantic...
and the only time.
[ Laughter ]
I love you. I can't imagine --
Alright. Screw the pants.
Ribeiro: I hope their marriage lasts longer than his pants.
Will you marry me?
Yeah.
She didn't know.
Woman: Hold that. Don't move.
[ Screams ]
What?
[ Laughing ]
Ribeiro: I don't know if she said yes,
but I'm pretty sure it's a yes.
Woman: What is happening?
No, you're not doing this.
Babe, what?!
Stop!
You've been asking me when we're going to get
the family together.
Dad!
Ribeiro: A very memorable day is about
to become even more memorable.
Yeah.
You know what the world needs now?
Woman: Reggie, don't eat him.
Ribeiro: I hope you've enjoyed...
Yep. That's just what the world needed.
And now the world needs peace, renewable energy,
and cheaper groceries.
But since I can't give you those,
how about I just give you more funny videos?
Sorry, that's the best I can do on such short notice.
My toast.
Woman: Can I help you?
Ribeiro: Her buttered toast turned into butt toast.
Woman: Oh, good. We found one piece.
[ Laughs ]
I'm gonna double, two-hander this.
Ribeiro: He's trying to smash that pumpkin,
but the pumpkin has other ideas.
[ Grunts ]
Woman: Oh, my gosh.
Okay.
Ribeiro: Note to all the friendly squirrels out there --
Sometimes you can be a little too friendly.
Oh!
Look, that's Mommy too.
[ Woman laughs ]
Look. There's Mommy.
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
Ow!
Ribeiro: Mom taught him how to walk, so he wants to return the favor.
Yep.
I don't want to get wet.
Ribeiro: Pole vaulting across a muddy stream with a stick
you just found? Bet on yourself, kid.
Woman: Go!
Man: [ Tarzan yell ]
[ Laughter ]
Ribeiro: Good luck getting that rim out of the tire.
But watch out for your lug nuts.
[ Laughter ]
[ Applause ]
A little while ago, we showed
some hilarious wedding proposals, remember?
I almost got down on one knee,
but then I didn't, so I wouldn't wrinkle my pants.
Well, wedding proposals aren't just one
of the most memorable moments of a person's life.
They're also tonight's "Assignment America."
Will you show us the video of your funny
or unique proposal? Oh, please say yes. Jess?
Did the question you popped end up a flop?
Did your proposal belong in the disposal?
We want to see you asking that
special someone to tie the knot.
Your big moment could win 20 or even 100 grand.
Just upload the video to AFV.com.
For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
Whether it didn't quite go as planned
or went so off the rails, it deserved to be panned,
we want to see your wedding proposals.
We've seen funny videos that left us in stitches.
Now it's time to dole out some riches.
Let's meet our finalists. First up, stirring a mixer?
Hold on to the jar
or else that peanut butter will splatter quite far.
It's "P.B. and Hey!" sent in by Pina Battaglia
from Vaughan, Ontario, Canada.
You might want to hold on to the jar.
And hopefully...make a big mess.
Ribeiro: Hold the jar.
Please, hold the jar.
For the love of Pete, hold the stupid jar!
Babe.
Joining us are Pina and Olivia.
So, Pina, why were you trying to mix the peanut butter
with an electric mixer anyway?
Well, the peanut butter that we get here in Canada,
the pure one, comes -- when you get pure peanut butter,
the oil on the top settles on the top.
So I thought, okay, let me try with the hand mixer.
And my mind was thinking I was holding the jar,
but really my hand wasn't. Yeah, yeah.
Sometimes the mind do play tricks on us, don't it?
Yeah. Well, now, Olivia,
how long did it take to clean up all that peanut butter?
We were finding peanut butter for about a week later,
but our dog loved it.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She did most of the cleanup.
[ Laughs ] I love that. I love that.
Now, we've seen some crazy food spills in my time,
but that one was nuts. [ Laughter ]
It sure was. Good luck, y'all.
Both: Thank you. Alright.
Next up, she left her groceries unguarded,
then came back to learn
that her breakfast plans had taken a turn.
It's "Bad Bagel Boy" sent in by Carolyn Pietz
from Indianapolis, Indiana.
Woman: I know you're not a bad girl,
but I know he's a bad boy.
You stole the whole bag of bagels
off the counter, didn't you?
Ribeiro: Just because you're watching
your carbs doesn't mean Radley has to.
Woman: You sure did. You did, didn't you?
[ Laughs ]
Joining us are Carolyn and Radley.
Now, Carolyn, you only left your dogs alone for a minute.
What did you find that made you suspect something?
There was a plastic bag on the ground
when I came out of the bathroom,
and I was looking around at my one dog,
Dolores, and she was like, "I didn't do it."
I looked and I was like, "I'm going to grab my phone.
This is gonna be hilarious."
Then he turned around with a whole bagel in his mouth.
Now, how many had Radley eaten
by the time you caught him?
That was the last one. He ate the whole bag.
The whole bag? Whole bag.
Well, listen, I hope he at least left you some cream cheese.
Uh, nope.
Nope? Okay. Alright. Makes sense to me.
Good luck, y'all.
Alright. And finally, riding in a shopping cart
sounds really cool, but her daughter's a prankster
who played Mom for a fool.
It's "Alone in the Employee Zone" sent in by Rosie Hermida
from Fairfield, New Jersey. [ Applause ]
Girl: Oh, my God, this is just so --
Oh, I needed bedding.
Brooklyn! Brooklyn, no! Brooklyn!
Ribeiro: She tried to be the fun mom.
[ Gasps ] Brooklyn!
Ribeiro: Thanks to her daughter, she ended up being the
"trying to explain how she ended up in the employee area
in a shopping cart" mom.
Joining us are Rosie and Brooklyn.
Now, Rosie, what did you do
when you found yourself surrounded by employees
in the employees-only area?
All I could do was laugh
and just tell them I was so sorry
because they were as confused as I was.
I understand and, Brooklyn,
any regrets for doing this to your poor mom?
No regrets. I did feel a little bad
afterwards, but no regrets. No regrets.
Well, it was a funny video,
so it worked out pretty well.
And your mother-daughter bond is strong.
So even if you eventually get banned from every store in town,
you'll still have each other.
Exactly. Exactly, yep.
I love it. Good luck, y'all.
Alright. Both: Thank you.
We're gonna find out who takes home the cash
in just a minute.
But first, let's take a look at some of the clips
that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable mention.
♪♪
[ Applause ]
Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes --
$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second and $4,000 for third.
Here we go. Our third-place, $4,000 winner is...
"Alone in the Employee Zone"
sent in by Rosie Hermida from Fairfield, New Jersey.
Thank you.
And the winner of the $20,000
and tonight's funniest home video is...
"Bad Bagel Boy," sent in by Carolyn Pietz
from Indianapolis, Indiana, with Carolyn and Radley.
Yes. Congratulations.
Radley's appetite just won you $20,000.
Has he ever done anything this deliciously devious before?
Oh, yeah, all the time.
He took a whole pizza off the counter.
Boy, that's a beautiful, hungry, lovely boy.
You know, now that you've won all this money,
maybe you can teach Radley
how to use one of those home food-delivery apps
so he won't have to eat yours.
Right? Totally. That would be great.
Well, congratulations.
You just won $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
Congratulations. [ Applause ]
Well, it's the end of the show and the end of the hour.
Coincidence? Not really.
We'll see you next time. And don't forget,
if you upload a video and it airs on the show,
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.
So good night, everybody.
And remember, send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's. Good night, y'all.
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