1 00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:04,738 Ribeiro: It's "AFV's" 800th episode. 2 00:00:04,738 --> 00:00:06,640 Now that's worth celebrating. 3 00:00:08,842 --> 00:00:10,410 [ Electricity crackles ] [ Laughter ] 4 00:00:10,410 --> 00:00:12,246 Woman: Hey! What are you doing? 5 00:00:14,147 --> 00:00:15,415 Man: Sit. 6 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,352 Sit. Good. 7 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:21,555 Whoa! Whoa! 8 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:25,759 [ Security alarm blaring ] [ Screaming ] 9 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,394 ♪♪ 10 00:00:27,394 --> 00:00:31,632 Tonight we invite everyone to our very special telecast. 11 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:34,535 You, our home viewers and our studio audience, 12 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:37,337 please join together to celebrate "AFV's" 13 00:00:37,337 --> 00:00:42,409 very special achievement -- our 800th show. 14 00:00:42,409 --> 00:00:43,977 Leading our celebration, 15 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:50,617 America's favorite host, Alfonso Ribeiro. 16 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:52,853 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,188 That's right. 18 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:57,224 Tonight, we celebrate a milestone 19 00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:59,626 that few shows in the history of television have achieved. 20 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:04,096 It's our 800th episode, and we owe it all to you. 21 00:01:04,096 --> 00:01:06,934 And to all the hardworking people behind the scenes 22 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:10,037 and to this gigantic 800 we've had in storage 23 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:12,639 that we finally found a reason to use. 24 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:16,143 So, sit back, relax, and enjoy "AFV's" 800th episode. 25 00:01:16,143 --> 00:01:17,778 And don't worry -- you don't need to watch 26 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:21,615 all 799 other episodes to know what's going on. 27 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:22,983 You'll catch on quick. 28 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,952 [ Laughter and applause ] 29 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:28,021 ♪♪ 30 00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,423 Woman: Oh! 31 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:31,725 Ribeiro: Just because someone's older and wiser 32 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:35,762 doesn't mean they're too old or too wise to prank. 33 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,631 Aah! Aah! 34 00:01:37,631 --> 00:01:38,899 Oh! 35 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:40,901 [ Laughter ] 36 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:47,708 Ribeiro: I'm starting to think hoverboards were invented 37 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:49,610 by the furniture people. 38 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:52,646 [ Crashing ] 39 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:53,680 [ Laughter ] 40 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:56,883 It's a good thing he's carrying that mattress. 41 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:58,719 He's gonna need a nap soon. 42 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,024 Whoa, whoa! 43 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:08,294 Man: Whoa! [ Groans ] 44 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,596 You alright? 45 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:10,631 Whoa. 46 00:02:14,534 --> 00:02:16,236 Ah! 47 00:02:16,236 --> 00:02:17,904 Ribeiro: When it comes to rowboats, 48 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:19,673 you're either in or you're out. 49 00:02:19,673 --> 00:02:21,441 You can't have it both ways. 50 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:22,709 No, no. 51 00:02:22,709 --> 00:02:23,977 Man: Oh. 52 00:02:26,279 --> 00:02:27,714 You good? 53 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,122 Ribeiro: See that little dog? 54 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:41,228 She decided outdoor time was over. 55 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,900 Which caused panic time to begin. 56 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,402 Lele? 57 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:51,405 Lele?! 58 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,074 Lele! 59 00:02:54,074 --> 00:02:56,343 Ribeiro: Oh, don't be silly. You didn't lose Lele. 60 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:59,246 Lele! Lele! 61 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:01,248 Lele! Oh, God! 62 00:03:01,248 --> 00:03:04,217 [ Crying ] Lele! No! 63 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:05,719 Lele! 64 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:06,953 Why did you run off? 65 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:08,422 Ribeiro: I like to picture Lele 66 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,490 just chillin' on the couch, watching TV at this point. 67 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:13,060 Lele? Lele? 68 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:15,295 Oh, my God! Girl... 69 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:18,899 Ribeiro: Lady who's bad at driving the ATV coming in hot. 70 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,468 [ Crunching ] 71 00:03:21,468 --> 00:03:23,303 [ Laughter ] 72 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:30,477 ♪♪ 73 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:36,216 [ Seagulls squawking ] 74 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,351 Oh. 75 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:40,420 [ Squawking continues ] 76 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:50,897 [ Girl screams ] 77 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:52,265 Woman: Luke, go look at her. 78 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:53,900 Ribeiro: Getting seagulls to go away 79 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,368 by throwing more chips to them 80 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:58,438 is certainly an interesting strategy. 81 00:03:58,438 --> 00:04:01,341 Man: Why is she -- [ Laughter ] 82 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:03,577 Open the door. Why is she throwing things? 83 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,612 She's trying to get them to go away. 84 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:16,690 Don't you hate when one set of friends 85 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:19,192 doesn't get along with your other set of friends? 86 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,228 Now, I'm not talking about your high school friends 87 00:04:21,228 --> 00:04:23,897 and your college friends, or your soccer parent friends 88 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:25,732 or your baseball parent friends. 89 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:28,135 I'm talking about much more important friends. 90 00:04:28,135 --> 00:04:30,003 Cats and dogs. 91 00:04:30,003 --> 00:04:32,072 Why can't you furbabies just get along? 92 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:35,342 ♪ Come serenade me ♪ 93 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:37,878 ♪♪ 94 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:39,880 ♪ I'm here waiting ♪ 95 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:42,282 ♪♪ 96 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,484 ♪ I don't have all that much ♪ 97 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:46,186 ♪♪ 98 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:49,756 ♪ But I got a little melody for you ♪ 99 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:51,424 Man: Oh, my God! 100 00:04:51,424 --> 00:04:53,660 ♪ Finding time to unwind ♪ 101 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:56,163 ♪ You make everything seem fine ♪ 102 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:57,931 ♪ Looks like we're on the right track ♪ 103 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,533 ♪ I know you know ♪ 104 00:04:59,533 --> 00:05:00,834 ♪ Way to go ♪ 105 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,702 ♪ The evening stretched out in a haze ♪ 106 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:05,138 ♪ You and me, we live in days ♪ 107 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,073 ♪ See you waving all the way at the back ♪ 108 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:08,975 ♪ I know you know ♪ 109 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,410 ♪ Way to go ♪ 110 00:05:10,410 --> 00:05:13,647 ♪♪ 111 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,248 ♪ Way to go ♪ 112 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,416 [ Dog barking ] 113 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:18,618 [ Dog yelps ] 114 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:21,087 ♪ Finding time to unwind ♪ 115 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:22,722 ♪ You make anything seem fine ♪ 116 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,057 ♪ Choo-choo ♪ 117 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,458 ♪ Looks like we're on the right track ♪ 118 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:26,827 ♪ I know you know ♪ 119 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,128 ♪ Way to go ♪ 120 00:05:28,128 --> 00:05:30,030 ♪ The evening stretched out in a haze ♪ 121 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:32,566 ♪ You and me, we live in days ♪ 122 00:05:32,566 --> 00:05:34,301 ♪ See you waving all the way at the back ♪ 123 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:36,136 ♪ I know you know ♪ 124 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:37,137 ♪ Way to go ♪ 125 00:05:37,137 --> 00:05:39,439 ♪ Finding time to unwind ♪ 126 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:41,675 ♪ You make everything seem fine ♪ 127 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,677 ♪ It looks like we're on the right track ♪ 128 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,111 ♪ I know you know ♪ 129 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:46,413 ♪ Way to go ♪ 130 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:48,281 ♪ The evening stretched out in a haze ♪ 131 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:51,017 ♪ You and me, we live in days ♪ 132 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,686 ♪ See you waving all the way at the back ♪ 133 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,554 ♪ I know you know ♪ 134 00:05:54,554 --> 00:05:56,556 ♪ Way to go ♪ 135 00:05:56,556 --> 00:05:58,058 [ Dog barking ] 136 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,459 [ Laughter ] 137 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:04,197 Do you have a funny video worth $20,000? 138 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,801 What are you waiting for? Upload it to AFV.com. 139 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:15,342 We're about to show some boneheads 140 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:17,477 that are so unbelievably boneheaded, 141 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:20,013 they belong in a museum. 142 00:06:20,013 --> 00:06:22,382 Now, a bonehead museum, of course. 143 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,719 I don't mean a regular museum surrounded by priceless artwork. 144 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:26,987 Too risky. 145 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,755 I've seen what these boneheads are capable of. 146 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:30,223 Mm. 147 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:33,627 This is not what they mean by getting too much screen time. 148 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,362 Where did Hannah go? 149 00:06:35,362 --> 00:06:37,964 ♪♪ 150 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:39,299 [ Girls scream ] 151 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:44,537 ♪♪ 152 00:06:44,537 --> 00:06:46,172 Ribeiro: If you listen carefully, 153 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:49,075 you can hear his pants rip. 154 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,076 [ Pants rip ] 155 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:51,945 Oh, come on, man! 156 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,380 [ Laughter ] 157 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:56,650 Ribeiro: Well, I guess he's just gonna hope 158 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:59,419 that no one at work notices. 159 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,688 This looks like a job for someone with arms 160 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:04,124 long enough to reach the center of the table. 161 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,860 [ Glass shatters ] 162 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,430 Asher! 163 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,766 [ Speaking indistinctly ] 164 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,035 Ribeiro: I don't know if they're getting too old for this, 165 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:17,671 but they're definitely getting too tall for this. 166 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,539 Whoa! Whoa! 167 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:20,840 [ Laughter ] 168 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:26,947 So, tonight, I decided, let's try it. 169 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:30,884 Okay. Here you have it. It's on a bowl. 170 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:33,253 Do you see this? 171 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:34,721 Do you see this right now? 172 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:37,590 Like, that is nuts. 173 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:40,026 And look. Like... 174 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:43,730 Seriously. This is nuts. 175 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,398 And -- [ Glass shatters ] 176 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:48,134 Pfft! [ Laughing ] 177 00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:53,106 Ribeiro: They're in a car wash. 178 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:56,710 And yet a clean getaway is pretty much impossible. 179 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:58,311 [ Crashing ] 180 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,446 Whoa! 181 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:01,114 [ Laughter ] 182 00:08:01,114 --> 00:08:06,619 ♪♪ 183 00:08:06,619 --> 00:08:08,555 She takes care of the plants. 184 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,992 Her husband takes care of the faceplants. 185 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,428 [ Woman speaking indistinctly ] 186 00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:18,798 Aw, I'm gonna get my -- 187 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:20,667 Look, my trousers are getting dirty. 188 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:25,572 Ribeiro: Oh, no! His feet are getting wet. 189 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:29,843 [ Laughter ] 190 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:37,784 There's a saying -- "Kids say the darndest things," 191 00:08:37,784 --> 00:08:40,486 mostly because "darndest" is the spiciest language 192 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:42,255 you want to use around kids. 193 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:47,127 Now check out these kids saying stuff that's pretty darn cute. 194 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:52,499 So may I have a cookie, please? 195 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,772 No. 196 00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:07,213 Woman: Ollie, how many calories does this yogurt have? 197 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,481 190. 198 00:09:13,620 --> 00:09:16,489 [ Laughter ] 199 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:18,525 No. 200 00:09:18,525 --> 00:09:20,827 [ Laughter ] 201 00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:23,296 That's zero milligrams. Oh. 202 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,631 [ Laughs ] 203 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,135 Yay! 204 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:30,703 Open it up! 205 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:32,072 Yay! 206 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:36,609 Mommy, these are the shoes I wanted for so long! 207 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:38,144 -Yay! -Yay! 208 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:40,313 Where'd you get 'em? 209 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,048 Woman: At a store. 210 00:09:42,048 --> 00:09:43,249 Oh. You want to try them on? 211 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,317 You like 'em? 212 00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:48,421 Whoa! [ Laughter ] 213 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:51,891 Woman: You want what? 214 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,962 Really? Yeah. 215 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:59,232 You're just gonna go to the store and buy a baby sister? 216 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,534 Yeah. Oh. 217 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,905 Woman: What are you looking for? 218 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:08,975 Where -- Where's your panty tree? 219 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:11,611 Yes. 220 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,046 Okay, the pantry is downstairs. 221 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:14,981 I don't have a panty tree. 222 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:17,750 Okay? 223 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,719 Hi. 224 00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:22,255 Woman: Hey. Do you want a baby brother? 225 00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,790 No brother. 226 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:27,393 No brother. Do you want a baby sister? 227 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:28,995 No sister. 228 00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:31,064 No sister? 229 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,166 What do you want? 230 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:36,803 Tacos? 231 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,004 Yeah. 232 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:41,007 Woman: That kept coming up here with grass? 233 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:42,275 Older boy: Yeah. 234 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:43,643 Man: 'Kay, careful. 235 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,312 Little boy: Where are the babies? 236 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:47,380 Oh, my. 237 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:48,915 Little girl: Oh! 238 00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:50,316 Boy: Oh! 239 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:53,953 These are so cute. 240 00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,457 No. No, we're not gonna fry them. 241 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,626 No, baby. We're gonna let them be. 242 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,498 Together: Hey, Alfonso! 243 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,066 We want to see more beach videos! 244 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:11,070 [ Laughs ] 245 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:12,238 Okay, Matteo and Luca. 246 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,540 You want to see more beach videos? 247 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,508 Well, here are some that'll knock you over 248 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,277 even faster than that wave. 249 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,180 Woman: Let's see -- 250 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:23,750 Let's see who's gonna win the great crab race! 251 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:27,120 Let's see. There's a clear winner... 252 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,555 Ribeiro: In "the great crab race," 253 00:11:28,555 --> 00:11:30,190 it ain't over till it's over. 254 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:36,896 This race has obstacles that regular races don't. 255 00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,131 Woman: Uh-oh-oh! 256 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,967 Oh, no! 257 00:11:40,967 --> 00:11:43,136 Ribeiro: And to think they booked their reservation 258 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,872 weeks in advance to make sure they got a seaside table. 259 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,507 Woman: Everybody look this way. 260 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,375 [ Woman yells ] 261 00:11:51,177 --> 00:11:54,180 [ Indistinct chatter ] 262 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:56,115 [ Wind howling ] 263 00:11:56,115 --> 00:12:00,520 ♪♪ 264 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,889 Ribeiro: Grandma's gone her whole life without littering, 265 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,757 and she's not about to start now. 266 00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:07,760 [ Laughter ] 267 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:13,900 ♪♪ 268 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:17,470 This is the most exercise she's gotten all year. 269 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,539 [ Woman speaking indistinctly ] 270 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:22,442 Man: I don't know. Oh, my God. 271 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,944 [ Wind gusting ] 272 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:27,213 I hope she's joking. 273 00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:29,549 Ribeiro: If the bag wants to get away that badly, 274 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,918 I doubt anyone can catch it. 275 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,153 [ Wind howling ] 276 00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:36,923 [ Laughter ] 277 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,492 Man: There's somebody else going after it. 278 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:44,497 ♪♪ 279 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:45,898 Man: Nine... 280 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,534 Ten... 281 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,437 Eleven... 282 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,173 Ribeiro: Here's a prank that'll "crack" you up. 283 00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,911 [ Woman laughing ] 284 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,081 Man: He's the winner! 285 00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:04,751 Mom, I have to go potty. 286 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,286 Woman: You have to go potty? Yeah. 287 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,287 Go in the water. 288 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:08,288 What? 289 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,188 Go in the ocean. 290 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:10,189 What? 291 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:12,692 You're gonna go in the ocean. 292 00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:13,826 Mommy, what? 293 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,261 Go potty in the ocean. 294 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:16,429 Why? 295 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,398 That's where you go potty at the beach. 296 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:21,301 Ribeiro: Going potty at the beach is a rite of passage. 297 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:27,040 ♪♪ 298 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,508 Well, you can't get mad 299 00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,276 if he does exactly what you tell him to do. 300 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:31,377 [ Woman laughs ] 301 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,313 Woman: Bob's first swim! 302 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,815 They came to the beach to catch some rays. 303 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,584 They weren't the only ones catching some rays. 304 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:40,253 [ People gasp ] 305 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:43,056 [ People shrieking ] 306 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:47,026 In fact, that shark looks like he caught a pretty tasty one. 307 00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:49,262 [ Woman laughs ] 308 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,164 Look at the size of that thing! 309 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:52,799 Oh, my God! 310 00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:54,767 [ Laughter ] 311 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:09,649 People used to get away with doing sneaky stuff. 312 00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,784 But now that cameras are so ubiquitous, 313 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,587 sneaky people are getting busted all the time. 314 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,723 And yeah, I used the word "ubiquitous." 315 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:18,424 How do you like them apples? 316 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,226 And yeah, I also used the word "apples." 317 00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:22,829 Which are also somewhat ubiquitous. 318 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,134 She's supposed to be lying down to go to sleep. 319 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:30,737 Instead, she does a different kind of lying. 320 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,406 [ Objects clatter ] 321 00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,741 [ Sign thuds ] 322 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:44,717 ♪♪ 323 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,552 And she would have gotten away with it, too, 324 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,922 if it weren't for that meddling security camera. 325 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:51,991 I don't know. I heard it, too. 326 00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,393 Woman: What was that? 327 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,061 I don't know. I heard it, too. 328 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,262 [ Girl squeals, grunts ] 329 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,097 Woman: How did it get all over your face? 330 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:02,301 He the one who broked in and -- 331 00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:05,037 and got it all over my face! 332 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,105 [ Grunts ] 333 00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:07,907 Kermit got it all over your face? 334 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,108 Yeah! 335 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:12,278 Ribeiro: Sure, make Kermit your scapegoat. 336 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:15,047 Or... scape-frog. 337 00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:17,250 ...look what he did! 338 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,085 That's a lot of lipstick. 339 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,553 [ Knocking on door ] 340 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:22,021 Man: Yello! 341 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:24,424 Ribeiro: He's a salesman who goes door to door 342 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,125 and hammock to hammock. 343 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:27,126 [ Rope snaps ] 344 00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:28,261 Man: Oh! 345 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:34,267 ♪♪ 346 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:36,636 Ribeiro: Somehow I doubt he made the sale. 347 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:42,074 Here's a sticky situation he tried to get himself into. 348 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,945 Woman: Hey! What are you doing?! 349 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,346 Put that down. 350 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:50,917 Kelby... 351 00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,919 No, no! 352 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,153 No, Mama. Rosie! 353 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:55,321 Mama! What? 354 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:56,856 Buddy was moving. 355 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,491 Ribeiro: From now on, in this house, 356 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:01,727 sunscreen is a "keep on the top shelf" sort of product. 357 00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:03,329 I was putting a lot of sunscreen on. 358 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,131 No. Where's Buddy? 359 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,099 He's right there. Oh, no. 360 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,536 Well, at least the dog won't get sunburned. 361 00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,104 Rosie -- But he has -- 362 00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:14,207 I told you not to use the sunscreen. 363 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,608 I told you just to pretend. 364 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,477 No more, no more. 365 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:20,680 Okay, I'll pretend, I'll pretend. 366 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,482 Ribeiro: Alarms are good for scaring off burglars 367 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,817 and little boys who'd be great silent film actors. 368 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,854 [ Alarm blares ] [ Boy screaming ] 369 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,190 [ Banging on door ] 370 00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,758 [ Boy screams ] 371 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:33,826 Man: What?! 372 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,328 [ Laughter ] 373 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:40,700 ♪♪ 374 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:44,303 Sometimes the videos I see make me scratch my head, 375 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:46,606 But I won't, of course, because hair like this 376 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,207 doesn't just "happen," you know? 377 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,209 Get set for... 378 00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:53,880 ...where I try to make sense of your nonsense. 379 00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,483 Your cat failed the audition 380 00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,318 to be a judge on "American Idol"? 381 00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:00,553 Do I have that right? 382 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,156 ♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪ 383 00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:05,758 ♪ And on that farm he -- ♪ 384 00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,226 Ow! Ow. 385 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,731 The store wouldn't let you return the glass door even 386 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,699 even though you kept the receipt? 387 00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,334 Are you kidding me now? 388 00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,440 [ Audience groans ] 389 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,013 Whenever your son's upset, 390 00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:30,016 you just drive him around in hopes of seeing 391 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,751 an expensive sports car? 392 00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:33,085 That's a real thing? 393 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,155 [ Boy crying ] Woman: Logan will be there tomorrow. 394 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:39,492 Yeah, but I want to play a little bit longer. 395 00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:45,231 You invited Chardonnay Cheryl to your 396 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,866 "Dancing With the Stars" party? 397 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,768 Is that what you're telling me? 398 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,339 Woman: Oh, my God! [ Shrieks ] 399 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,145 Ribeiro: "Do I Have That Right?" is now over. 400 00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:00,913 If I have that right. 401 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,182 [ Applause ] 402 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,154 What's round and contains zero losers? 403 00:18:08,154 --> 00:18:09,789 The winner's circle, of course, 404 00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:12,224 where winning is the only way in. 405 00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:14,827 It's time to have a blast 406 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,263 with some big winners from "AFV's" past. 407 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,802 Man: No, you're not. 408 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:39,919 [ Laughter ] 409 00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,545 [ Woman laughing ] 410 00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:12,251 [ Lawnmower whirring ] 411 00:19:37,543 --> 00:19:39,211 Woman: Here he is here. 412 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,313 There's the bees over there. 413 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:44,150 Ahh! Ahh! Ow! Ahh! 414 00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,418 [ Bees buzzing ] 415 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:47,253 Okay, the -- Ahh! 416 00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:48,587 That was -- Ahh! 417 00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:52,825 Ahh! Ahh! Help! Bees! Bees! 418 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:53,993 Oh, Lord. 419 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:58,998 Oh, that hurts. Stung me right on the face. 420 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:01,534 Ahh! They're -- Ahh! Ahh! 421 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,935 Maybe it's for -- 422 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,904 Ahh! Hey! The bees! 423 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,272 [ Bees buzzing ] 424 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:07,973 They think I'm mowing. 425 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:11,877 Ahh! Ahh! Ow! 426 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,613 Help! The bees are stinging me. 427 00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:16,515 I've been stung twice! 428 00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,284 I've got one catch -- Ahh! 429 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,486 I gotta -- I'll be back, y'all. Bye. 430 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:26,158 If -- If you ever meet a squirrel 431 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,194 and if you ever made him mad, 432 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:31,230 it might get so mad and it might do this. 433 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,732 It hurted my mother. 434 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,633 And it was so rude. 435 00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:37,903 If you ever meet a squirrel and -- and it got angry, 436 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:41,640 make sure to make it happy, not angry. 437 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,943 Like my mother tried to fight it 438 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:46,579 but the squirrel win 439 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,482 and made her fall off the stairs. 440 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,784 So make sure this doesn't happen to you. 441 00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:54,220 Report. 442 00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:56,922 Ribeiro: Let's circle back next week 443 00:20:56,922 --> 00:20:58,758 for another "Winner's Circle." 444 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,293 [ Cheers and applause ] 445 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,364 Upload your funny video to AFV.com 446 00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:07,133 for your chance at 20 grand! 447 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,073 If you like to golf, 448 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,641 here's a commercial for a product 449 00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,843 that may not help you have a better round, 450 00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:20,546 but it's guaranteed to help you have a better time. 451 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,616 Golf is fun and really good exercise, 452 00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,485 but as we all know, it can be extremely frustrating. 453 00:21:26,485 --> 00:21:27,953 Whether it's missing easy putts 454 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,688 or accidentally breaking your club, 455 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:31,557 golf provides an endless number of ways 456 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:33,492 to leave you exasperated. 457 00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:36,362 But the worst part of golf has to be losing all those balls. 458 00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:37,863 Thanks to inflation, 459 00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:39,799 the price of golf balls is through the roof, 460 00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,034 which can put a real divot in your wallet. 461 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,703 But that's no longer a problem thanks to "Thwack"! 462 00:21:44,703 --> 00:21:47,506 Because "Thwack" is the ball that always comes back! 463 00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,408 With "Thwack," you'll never lose a ball. 464 00:21:49,408 --> 00:21:51,076 Because no matter how badly you hit it, 465 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:53,479 it always ends up right where it started! 466 00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,447 "Thwack" is for anyone who's tired of watching 467 00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:56,982 their balls go into the woods, 468 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:58,951 watching their money down the drain. 469 00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:01,387 And just think of all the time you'll save yelling "Fore!" 470 00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:03,222 to warn other golfers. 471 00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:04,690 Because when you hit a "Thwack," 472 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:07,193 the only person who has to look out... is you! 473 00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:08,894 How does a "Thwack" always come back? 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I don't like it either. 505 00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:27,573 He might have tiny legs... 506 00:23:28,974 --> 00:23:31,744 ...but he's got a really strong upper body. 507 00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:36,415 I have a feeling by this time next year, 508 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:39,385 "Corgi Ball" is going to be bigger than pickleball. 509 00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:45,791 ♪♪ 510 00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:52,197 ♪♪ 511 00:23:52,197 --> 00:23:54,199 Some dogs herd sheep. 512 00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:56,602 Some dogs herd frogs. 513 00:23:59,638 --> 00:24:00,973 Man: Might still do it... Oh! 514 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,908 [ People shriek ] 515 00:24:02,908 --> 00:24:04,843 Woman: Did he do it again? He got him. He got him. 516 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:06,412 He saved him. Drop it! 517 00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:07,479 He's just -- 518 00:24:07,479 --> 00:24:08,814 He's a -- Oh! [ Frog croaks ] 519 00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:11,317 [ Laughter ] 520 00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:13,652 Ralphie! You saved him! 521 00:24:14,653 --> 00:24:16,622 [ Dog barking ] Woman: Wally? 522 00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,757 Wanna see who's here? 523 00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:20,526 Wanna see who's here? 524 00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:22,061 [ Wally barking ] 525 00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:24,663 Ribeiro: Nicolette's parents are happy she's home from college, 526 00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:26,932 but not nearly as happy as Wally. 527 00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:29,969 [ Wally baying ] 528 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:37,476 [ Baying continues ] 529 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,782 Man: Sit. Sit. 530 00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:45,017 Sit. 531 00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:47,453 Sit. 532 00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:49,521 Good boy! 533 00:24:49,521 --> 00:24:51,790 Good girl, Moxie, for showing him. 534 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,426 Ribeiro: Good luck to that dog 535 00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:57,329 if he tries to lie about where he was lying. 536 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,198 Woman: You're all wet, bud. 537 00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:01,233 Look it. [ Woman laughs ] 538 00:25:03,569 --> 00:25:05,904 [ Applause ] 539 00:25:05,904 --> 00:25:09,274 Every so often we do a montage of, shall we say, 540 00:25:09,274 --> 00:25:11,443 sporting equipment of a round, bouncy, 541 00:25:11,443 --> 00:25:13,445 usually inflatable nature. 542 00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,881 The crew thinks I'll giggle when I introduce these 543 00:25:15,881 --> 00:25:18,050 bouncing-thing-a-ma-jigs, but I'm a grown man 544 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:21,153 and a professional television host, so I won't. 545 00:25:21,153 --> 00:25:25,257 Now enjoy these sports spheres more commonly known as... 546 00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:26,358 balls. 547 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:28,494 [ Laughing ] Balls. 548 00:25:28,494 --> 00:25:29,995 [ Laughter ] 549 00:25:30,963 --> 00:25:31,964 Balls. 550 00:25:31,964 --> 00:25:33,265 [ Laughter ] 551 00:25:33,265 --> 00:25:35,067 [ Johannes Brahms' "Danse Hongroise" plays ] 552 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:41,273 ♪♪ 553 00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:47,479 ♪♪ 554 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:53,685 ♪♪ 555 00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:59,925 ♪♪ 556 00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:06,131 ♪♪ 557 00:26:06,131 --> 00:26:12,337 ♪♪ 558 00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:18,544 ♪♪ 559 00:26:18,544 --> 00:26:24,783 ♪♪ 560 00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:34,827 Life's full of surprises, and our sponsor Bingo Blitz, 561 00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:36,962 the number-one free-to-download bingo game, 562 00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:38,564 knows how to make them fun. 563 00:26:38,564 --> 00:26:41,667 With endless one-of-a-kind games and a huge social community, 564 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:43,902 it's bingo like you've never played before. 565 00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:45,637 Now let's check out some folks 566 00:26:45,637 --> 00:26:47,406 who thought they had it all lined up... 567 00:26:47,406 --> 00:26:48,874 until life happened. 568 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:54,480 ...sponsored by Bingo Blitz! 569 00:26:56,415 --> 00:26:58,183 Woman: It's Friday morning. 570 00:26:58,183 --> 00:27:00,119 Mama's making us some omelets 571 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,588 in her omelet maker. 572 00:27:04,389 --> 00:27:06,959 A minute left and we'll have... 573 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,594 An omelet maker? 574 00:27:08,594 --> 00:27:11,463 What does an omelet maker do that a frying pan can't? 575 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:12,698 [ Omelet maker hissing ] 576 00:27:12,698 --> 00:27:13,866 Woman: What's that sound? 577 00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:15,534 I don't know. It's never made sound. 578 00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:16,835 [ Hissing continues ] 579 00:27:16,835 --> 00:27:18,237 [ Both scream ] 580 00:27:20,606 --> 00:27:23,475 I wonder if her phone warranty covers this. 581 00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,377 Or her car warranty. 582 00:27:25,377 --> 00:27:27,813 [ Man laughing ] 583 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,748 Oh my gosh! 584 00:27:29,748 --> 00:27:34,353 ♪♪ 585 00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:35,587 [ Woman laughing ] 586 00:27:35,587 --> 00:27:37,189 How did that happen? 587 00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:39,892 You've heard of "hot potato!" 588 00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:41,927 Well, get ready for "mushy watermelon." 589 00:27:43,095 --> 00:27:45,397 [ Man laughing ] 590 00:27:47,032 --> 00:27:48,433 You don't have to worry about gas 591 00:27:48,433 --> 00:27:50,002 with those electric snowblowers, 592 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,538 but you do have to watch out for the cord. 593 00:27:58,410 --> 00:28:00,812 Crazy person. 594 00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:04,516 Oh, he'll get that branch down one way or another. 595 00:28:07,286 --> 00:28:08,420 [ Woman gasps ] 596 00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:10,222 Woman: There you go, camel. 597 00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:13,959 Camels are rarely accused of being dainty eaters. 598 00:28:13,959 --> 00:28:15,527 [ Camel grunts ] [ Woman screams ] 599 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:18,397 [ Both laughing ] 600 00:28:20,399 --> 00:28:23,001 I'm not sure putting your foot on the gas pedal 601 00:28:23,001 --> 00:28:25,370 for leverage is the right move. 602 00:28:26,838 --> 00:28:28,273 [ Motor starts ] 603 00:28:32,277 --> 00:28:35,113 This has been "That Was Not On My Bingo Card," 604 00:28:35,113 --> 00:28:37,549 sponsored by Bingo Blitz. 605 00:28:37,549 --> 00:28:39,518 [ Applause ] 606 00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:41,553 O-63. 607 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,322 Tonight's sponsor, Bingo Blitz, 608 00:28:43,322 --> 00:28:45,857 the number-one free-to-play online bingo game, 609 00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:47,960 brings the fun straight to your phone. 610 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,762 Download Bingo Blitz now to join millions of players 611 00:28:50,762 --> 00:28:53,599 around the world to play one-of-a-kind bingo games 612 00:28:53,599 --> 00:28:55,601 and connect with friends online. 613 00:28:55,601 --> 00:28:58,303 It's fun, it's social, and it's free. 614 00:28:58,303 --> 00:29:00,839 Now that's a reason to shout "Bingo!" 615 00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:03,041 [ Applause ] 616 00:29:10,816 --> 00:29:14,019 Remember when video stores were a thing and every videotape 617 00:29:14,019 --> 00:29:17,055 had a "Be Kind, Rewind" sticker on it? 618 00:29:17,055 --> 00:29:19,825 Well, we're going to be kind and rewind these next videos 619 00:29:19,825 --> 00:29:23,295 so you can see the funny part a second time. 620 00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:25,163 Some neighbors send over a muffin basket. 621 00:29:25,163 --> 00:29:26,198 Oh! 622 00:29:29,534 --> 00:29:32,571 Some send over a groin-seeking airplane. 623 00:29:32,571 --> 00:29:34,473 Oh! 624 00:29:34,473 --> 00:29:35,807 [ Boy laughs ] 625 00:29:35,807 --> 00:29:37,476 Woman: What happened? 626 00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:38,810 Oh! What happened? 627 00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:41,213 [ Boy speaking indistinctly ] 628 00:29:43,282 --> 00:29:45,050 Ribeiro: She'll need a box of chocolate milk 629 00:29:45,050 --> 00:29:46,251 after this workout. 630 00:29:46,251 --> 00:29:47,386 Like the one on the floor. 631 00:29:47,386 --> 00:29:48,620 Uhh! Uhh! 632 00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:50,622 Woman: Oh... 633 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:52,424 Uhh! Uhh! 634 00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:54,426 Woman: Oh... 635 00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:57,796 Warning to the squeamish. 636 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,197 There are bats under there. 637 00:29:59,197 --> 00:30:00,832 Man: Uh-oh. 638 00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:03,168 [ Bats chirping ] Woman: Ohhh! 639 00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:04,603 Man: Uh-oh. 640 00:30:04,603 --> 00:30:06,405 [ Bats chirping ] Woman: Ohhh! 641 00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:07,906 Looks like the lady holding the camera 642 00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:09,207 was the most squeamish of all. 643 00:30:09,207 --> 00:30:11,276 [ Bats chittering ] Woman: Ohh! 644 00:30:11,276 --> 00:30:12,844 He's not goofing around on the job. 645 00:30:12,844 --> 00:30:13,845 [ Broom head thuds ] 646 00:30:14,613 --> 00:30:16,782 His broom on the other hand... 647 00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:18,016 [ Broom head thuds ] 648 00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:23,121 A dove is a symbol of peace. 649 00:30:23,121 --> 00:30:24,156 [ Dove coos ] 650 00:30:25,090 --> 00:30:26,625 [ Dove coos ] 651 00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:29,127 But they'll kick some butt when there's birdseed on the line. 652 00:30:29,127 --> 00:30:31,096 It's an accidental catapult. 653 00:30:32,064 --> 00:30:33,065 [ Boy screams ] 654 00:30:33,799 --> 00:30:34,833 Heads up! 655 00:30:35,801 --> 00:30:37,436 [ Boy screams ] 656 00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:39,805 This drummer has perfect timing. 657 00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:42,441 [ Mallet bangs ] 658 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,278 And so does his mallet. 659 00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:47,579 [ Mallet bangs ] 660 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:51,550 I've heard of raining cats and dogs. 661 00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:53,251 But raining snakes?! 662 00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:56,621 [ Woman screams ] 663 00:30:56,621 --> 00:31:01,293 ♪♪ 664 00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:03,161 [ Woman screams ] 665 00:31:08,133 --> 00:31:09,735 You know what the world needs now? 666 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,140 Woman: There she goes! Whoo! 667 00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:16,341 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 668 00:31:16,341 --> 00:31:17,609 [ Woman speaking indistinctly ] 669 00:31:17,609 --> 00:31:18,710 There she goes. Woman #2: Whoa! 670 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,479 [ Laughing ] Oh, no! 671 00:31:20,479 --> 00:31:21,713 Oh, no! 672 00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:24,349 [ Indistinct shouting ] 673 00:31:26,651 --> 00:31:27,886 I hope you've enjoyed 674 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:30,455 the reason Kathy was late to the buffet. 675 00:31:30,455 --> 00:31:31,823 [ Applause ] 676 00:31:34,993 --> 00:31:37,062 That is just what the world needed. 677 00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:39,064 At least it needed it 30 seconds ago. 678 00:31:39,064 --> 00:31:41,133 Now it needs more funny videos. 679 00:31:41,133 --> 00:31:43,435 That's kind of my solution to everything, isn't it? 680 00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:44,603 [ Laughter ] 681 00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:48,640 ♪♪ 682 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,643 This guy has shockingly bad judgment. 683 00:31:52,944 --> 00:31:54,312 Woman: I told you. 684 00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:56,314 Man: You gotta press the button. 685 00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:57,816 Yeah. 686 00:31:57,816 --> 00:31:59,050 [ Electricity zaps ] 687 00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:00,852 Oh! Oh! 688 00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:02,320 [ Groans ] 689 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,990 Hey, this was my Christmas present two years ago. 690 00:32:04,990 --> 00:32:07,292 Y'all want to see the improvement in on me. 691 00:32:07,292 --> 00:32:09,027 Well, watch out. Memaw, here she go! 692 00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:11,096 [ Woman grunting ] 693 00:32:11,096 --> 00:32:13,565 Ribeiro: If this is two years worth of improvement 694 00:32:13,565 --> 00:32:14,966 in another hundred years, 695 00:32:14,966 --> 00:32:17,602 I think she'll be a real force to be reckoned with! 696 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:19,438 Boy: This is just fake moves. 697 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:20,972 [ Woman grunting ] 698 00:32:20,972 --> 00:32:22,441 Whoa! [ Glass shatters ] 699 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:23,675 Boy: Oh, my God! 700 00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:24,776 [ Woman groans ] 701 00:32:25,744 --> 00:32:27,045 Woman: You want to give me a high five? 702 00:32:27,045 --> 00:32:28,780 Yeah. Why? What'd you do? 703 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,982 Ribeiro: She got some T.P. on her tutu. 704 00:32:30,982 --> 00:32:32,217 Potty? 705 00:32:32,217 --> 00:32:35,520 Yeah. I'm gonna -- I'm gonna get a star! 706 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,122 Okay. 707 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:38,690 I'm gonna get a star! 708 00:32:38,690 --> 00:32:40,525 Can you spin around for me? 709 00:32:42,260 --> 00:32:43,662 Whoa! 710 00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:44,863 What's that? 711 00:32:44,863 --> 00:32:47,232 That's called a "pirou-what-the-heck?!" 712 00:32:48,266 --> 00:32:50,435 [ Woman laughing ] 713 00:32:50,435 --> 00:32:51,903 What happened? 714 00:32:51,903 --> 00:32:53,839 I don't know. 715 00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:56,641 [ Woman laughing ] 716 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,043 What happened? 717 00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:03,715 That wall is not going down without a fight. 718 00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:05,317 Good? Mm-hmm. 719 00:33:09,621 --> 00:33:11,022 Whoo! 720 00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:19,931 [ Woman laughs ] 721 00:33:19,931 --> 00:33:21,299 Like what? 722 00:33:21,299 --> 00:33:22,734 What the cat lacks in hair 723 00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:24,803 he more than makes up for in chutzpah. 724 00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:26,104 [ Woman laughing ] 725 00:33:26,104 --> 00:33:29,307 C'mon. C'mon. 726 00:33:29,307 --> 00:33:32,477 Keep going. Keep going. Come on. 727 00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:33,612 [ Woman laughing ] 728 00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:35,180 He wants to stay. 729 00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:36,781 Git. 730 00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,017 [ Woman laughs ] 731 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:41,620 Maybe he just wants your jacket cause he's chilly, 732 00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:43,388 what with not having any hair and all. 733 00:33:43,388 --> 00:33:45,056 [ Woman continues laughing ] 734 00:33:47,492 --> 00:33:49,261 [ Both grunt ] [ People laugh ] 735 00:33:49,261 --> 00:33:51,997 I'm guessing they're not physics majors. 736 00:33:51,997 --> 00:33:53,665 [ Men groaning ] 737 00:33:53,665 --> 00:33:55,233 [ Laughter continues ] 738 00:33:55,233 --> 00:33:57,068 Boy: Dang it! 739 00:33:57,068 --> 00:33:58,270 Man: Ow! 740 00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:00,038 Dang it! 741 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:01,840 Ow! Seriously?! 742 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,308 Daddy. Get in the house. 743 00:34:03,308 --> 00:34:06,077 Ribeiro: This kid better plan an amazing Father's Day 744 00:34:06,077 --> 00:34:07,779 to make up for this. 745 00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:10,415 Man: Uhhh... 746 00:34:14,152 --> 00:34:15,920 [ Applause ] 747 00:34:20,324 --> 00:34:24,195 They say everyone always ends up gathering in the kitchen. 748 00:34:24,195 --> 00:34:26,431 Is it because that's where they keep the food? 749 00:34:26,431 --> 00:34:28,233 Partially, but it's mostly because 750 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,168 that's where they keep the klutzes. 751 00:34:30,168 --> 00:34:31,303 And kitchen klutzes 752 00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:33,605 aren't just deliciously uncoordinated. 753 00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:35,706 They're also tonight's "Assignment America" 754 00:34:35,706 --> 00:34:37,108 Need some tasty examples? 755 00:34:37,108 --> 00:34:38,310 Well, try these. 756 00:34:38,310 --> 00:34:40,579 Woman: Santos, are you ready for the eggs? 757 00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:41,478 Boy: Yeah. 758 00:34:41,478 --> 00:34:42,581 Man: Everyone ready? 759 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:44,849 Ahhh! Ahhh! 760 00:34:44,849 --> 00:34:47,918 [ Woman screaming ] 761 00:34:47,918 --> 00:34:50,288 [ Laughter ] 762 00:34:50,288 --> 00:34:51,790 What?! 763 00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:53,725 [ Laughter ] 764 00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:55,493 Woman: Someone hit the record button. 765 00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:58,964 One, two, three, four. 766 00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:00,532 Up! 767 00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:03,101 One, two, three, four. 768 00:35:03,101 --> 00:35:04,269 Up! 769 00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:06,304 [ Glass shatters ] 770 00:35:06,304 --> 00:35:07,839 Oops! 771 00:35:07,839 --> 00:35:09,541 Woman: What happened? 772 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:13,345 I fell down and I got my pants caught. 773 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:14,713 What were you doing? 774 00:35:15,914 --> 00:35:17,182 I'm getting a Pop-Tart. 775 00:35:17,182 --> 00:35:18,316 [ Woman laughs ] 776 00:35:19,317 --> 00:35:22,120 So if someone gets whacked while making a snack, 777 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,355 send it our way. 778 00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:25,323 Jess, tell 'em what they need to know. 779 00:35:25,323 --> 00:35:28,393 Kitchens and klutzes go together like funny and videos. 780 00:35:28,393 --> 00:35:30,228 We want to see your countertop calamities, 781 00:35:30,228 --> 00:35:31,696 your linoleum "oh nos," 782 00:35:31,696 --> 00:35:34,032 and your people unable to stay upright near the table. 783 00:35:34,032 --> 00:35:36,134 Your fridge-adjacent fiascoes could fetch you 784 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:37,636 20 or even 100 G's. 785 00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:39,504 Just upload the video to AFV.com. 786 00:35:39,504 --> 00:35:42,073 For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com. 787 00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:45,477 We're just itchin' for klutzes in the kitchen! 788 00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,284 The show's almost over, 789 00:35:53,284 --> 00:35:54,886 but I won't allow frowning 790 00:35:54,886 --> 00:35:57,822 'cause we've still got some winners in need of a crowning! 791 00:35:57,822 --> 00:35:59,324 Let's meet our finalists. 792 00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:01,660 First up, when you have more than one dog, 793 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:03,194 it's hard to keep track. 794 00:36:03,194 --> 00:36:06,297 You take them outside, but the little one sneaks back. 795 00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:07,832 It's "Who Let The Dog In?," 796 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:12,137 sent in by Mikesha Calhoun from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. 797 00:36:12,137 --> 00:36:14,939 She decided outdoor time was over. 798 00:36:14,939 --> 00:36:17,642 Which caused panic time to begin. 799 00:36:17,642 --> 00:36:18,877 Lele? 800 00:36:18,877 --> 00:36:20,512 Lele?! 801 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:22,447 Ribeiro: Oh, don't be silly. You didn't lose Lele. 802 00:36:22,447 --> 00:36:23,381 Lele?! 803 00:36:23,381 --> 00:36:24,816 Ribeiro: I like to picture Lele 804 00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:26,751 just chillin' on the couch watching TV at this point. 805 00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:29,320 Lele? Lele? 806 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,456 Oh, my God! Girl... 807 00:36:32,323 --> 00:36:35,393 Joining us are Mikesha, Najm, and Lele. 808 00:36:35,393 --> 00:36:38,596 Now, Mikesha, I know Lele's small, 809 00:36:38,596 --> 00:36:42,400 but how did she walk back into the house without you noticing? 810 00:36:43,401 --> 00:36:45,970 That particular morning, I let both the dogs out, 811 00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:47,906 as you can see, and there was a squirrel 812 00:36:47,906 --> 00:36:49,474 that ran across the front yard. 813 00:36:49,474 --> 00:36:51,609 So I was really trying to focus on that squirrel and Patches 814 00:36:51,609 --> 00:36:53,678 to make sure Patches didn't take off. 815 00:36:53,678 --> 00:36:57,282 And I just didn't see Lele walk underneath me 816 00:36:57,282 --> 00:36:59,017 and back in the house. 817 00:36:59,017 --> 00:37:00,852 It could happen. Now, how did it feel 818 00:37:00,852 --> 00:37:03,755 to be completely outsmarted by a puppy 819 00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:05,924 who was quietly watching the whole show 820 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,559 from the top of the stairs? 821 00:37:07,559 --> 00:37:09,260 [ Laughs ] Yes. 822 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:10,995 All I could -- She's my daughter's dog. 823 00:37:10,995 --> 00:37:12,931 So all I can think about is Nyla's gonna kill me. 824 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:15,800 Nyla's gonna kill me. I gotta find this dog. 825 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,602 Well, good luck. 826 00:37:17,602 --> 00:37:19,370 Thank you. Alright. 827 00:37:20,371 --> 00:37:23,641 Next up, feeding birds is fun when it's just one or two. 828 00:37:23,641 --> 00:37:25,543 But when they bring the whole flock, 829 00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:26,978 what's a little girl to do? 830 00:37:26,978 --> 00:37:28,847 It's "Balcony Bird Buffet," 831 00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:32,217 sent in by Savannah Hobbs from Giddings, Texas. 832 00:37:32,217 --> 00:37:35,186 [ Seagulls squawking ] 833 00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:38,423 [ Girl yelling ] 834 00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:41,359 [ Girl screams ] 835 00:37:41,359 --> 00:37:42,827 Woman: Luke, go look at her. 836 00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:44,295 Ribeiro: Getting seagulls to go away 837 00:37:44,295 --> 00:37:46,097 by throwing more chips to them 838 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:48,666 is certainly an interesting strategy. 839 00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:51,369 Man: Why is she -- [ Laughter ] 840 00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:53,271 Open the door. Why is she...? 841 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:57,942 Joining us are Savannah, Luke, Sadie, Presley, and Shane. 842 00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:00,812 Now, Savannah, time for the burning question -- 843 00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:04,883 Why didn't Sadie just open the door and come inside? 844 00:38:06,050 --> 00:38:08,853 That's a good question. [ Laughs ] 845 00:38:08,853 --> 00:38:11,689 I think the st-- the door was getting stuck earlier, 846 00:38:11,689 --> 00:38:15,226 and so she knew it wouldn't open and panicked. 847 00:38:15,226 --> 00:38:18,129 Okay, alright, now, Sadie, you looked pretty upset 848 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,365 when those seagulls kept coming for your chips. 849 00:38:20,365 --> 00:38:23,201 Do you think you'll ever try to feed birds again? 850 00:38:24,569 --> 00:38:25,670 No. 851 00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:28,173 [ Laughter ] 852 00:38:28,173 --> 00:38:29,674 Well, I understand, 853 00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:31,409 and maybe a whole lot of birds 854 00:38:31,409 --> 00:38:33,545 will help you win a whole lot of money. 855 00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:35,747 Alright? Good luck. 856 00:38:35,747 --> 00:38:37,115 Thank you. Alright. 857 00:38:37,115 --> 00:38:39,651 Thank you. And finally, the beach is nice, 858 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:42,554 the air is breezy, but when your snacks blow away, 859 00:38:42,554 --> 00:38:44,656 chasing them down isn't easy. 860 00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,691 It's "Out of Reach on the Beach" 861 00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:50,461 sent in by Peter Arango from Covina, California. 862 00:38:50,795 --> 00:38:52,764 [ Wind gusting ] 863 00:38:57,302 --> 00:38:59,537 Grandma's gone her whole life without littering, 864 00:38:59,537 --> 00:39:01,739 and she's not about to start now. 865 00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:06,144 [ Laughter ] 866 00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:09,647 Joining us are Peter and Norma. 867 00:39:09,647 --> 00:39:12,884 Now, Norma, when the popcorn bag flew out of your hand, 868 00:39:12,884 --> 00:39:16,154 why were you so intent on chasing it? 869 00:39:16,154 --> 00:39:19,924 Because I couldn't litter and I had to 870 00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:21,759 be a good example for my grandkids. 871 00:39:21,759 --> 00:39:23,161 Alright, alright. Good for you. 872 00:39:23,161 --> 00:39:24,863 That's right. Litter is bad. 873 00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:26,698 But we also heard that you paid the price 874 00:39:26,698 --> 00:39:29,067 for all that popcorn-bag chasing. 875 00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:30,668 What happened? 876 00:39:30,668 --> 00:39:32,871 I hurt my back in one of those turns, 877 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:38,376 and I ended up having to get some -- a shot and pills. 878 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:41,346 Yes, I did. Well, I'm so sorry that happened. 879 00:39:41,346 --> 00:39:44,515 And I hope they gave you a snack in the waiting room 880 00:39:44,515 --> 00:39:46,551 and that it didn't blow away. Okay? 881 00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:48,686 [ Laughs ] Yes. 882 00:39:48,686 --> 00:39:50,989 Alright. Good luck, y'all. 883 00:39:50,989 --> 00:39:53,591 Alright. We're going to find out who takes home the cash 884 00:39:53,591 --> 00:39:55,293 in just a minute, but first let's take a look at 885 00:39:55,293 --> 00:39:57,495 some of the clips that didn't make our top three 886 00:39:57,495 --> 00:39:59,464 in tonight's honorable mention. 887 00:40:00,131 --> 00:40:10,008 ♪♪ 888 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:18,950 ♪♪ 889 00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:22,487 ♪♪ 890 00:40:22,487 --> 00:40:23,688 [ Horn honks ] 891 00:40:23,688 --> 00:40:33,398 ♪♪ 892 00:40:33,398 --> 00:40:37,268 [ Applause ] 893 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,537 Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes. 894 00:40:39,537 --> 00:40:43,007 $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third. 895 00:40:43,007 --> 00:40:47,011 Here we go. Our third-place, $4,000 winner is... 896 00:40:47,011 --> 00:40:48,546 "Out of Reach on the Beach" 897 00:40:48,546 --> 00:40:52,183 sent in by Peter Arango from Covina, California. 898 00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:53,651 [ Applause ] 899 00:40:53,651 --> 00:40:55,453 Thank you. 900 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,822 And the winner of the $20,000 and tonight's 901 00:40:57,822 --> 00:41:00,858 funniest home video is... 902 00:41:00,858 --> 00:41:02,427 "Balcony Bird Buffet," 903 00:41:02,427 --> 00:41:04,595 sent in by Savannah Hobbs from Giddings, Texas. 904 00:41:04,595 --> 00:41:08,599 We have Sadie, Savannah, Luke, Presley, and Shane. 905 00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:11,569 Yes. Now, congratulations. 906 00:41:11,569 --> 00:41:12,870 Savannah, as a parent, 907 00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:14,772 your first thought must have been 908 00:41:14,772 --> 00:41:16,975 that "I should help my child." 909 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:20,878 But at what moment did the urge to grab your phone win out? 910 00:41:20,878 --> 00:41:23,214 [ Laughter ] 911 00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:26,250 I was already videoing and so I couldn't stop. 912 00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:29,120 It was just too funny. 913 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,089 Well, we loved it. And you know what? 914 00:41:31,089 --> 00:41:34,092 You can use the 20 grand for more vacations. 915 00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:36,761 Just make sure to have your phone handy in case 916 00:41:36,761 --> 00:41:39,564 Sadie sees any hungry animals. Okay? 917 00:41:39,564 --> 00:41:40,798 [ Laughter ] 918 00:41:40,798 --> 00:41:42,800 That's right. We're going to go to the beach. 919 00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,502 Well, congratulations. 920 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:47,605 You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000. 921 00:41:47,605 --> 00:41:49,807 [ Cheers and applause ] 922 00:41:49,807 --> 00:41:52,176 Ah. Alright. 923 00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:54,779 Well, that's our 800th episode. 924 00:41:54,779 --> 00:41:59,450 And to celebrate, I'd like to say good night in 800 languages. 925 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:02,587 I just have to learn 799 more languages. 926 00:42:02,587 --> 00:42:04,222 Yeah. So we'll see you next time. 927 00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:07,291 And don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show, 928 00:42:07,291 --> 00:42:08,659 we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt. 929 00:42:08,659 --> 00:42:10,061 So good night, everybody. 930 00:42:10,061 --> 00:42:11,796 And remember, send your video to me, 931 00:42:11,796 --> 00:42:13,998 you might win 20 G's. Good night, y'all. 932 00:42:13,998 --> 00:42:15,867 -- Captions by Verbit -- 933 00:42:15,867 --> 00:42:25,009 ♪♪ 934 00:42:25,009 --> 00:42:34,786 ♪♪ 935 00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:44,162 ♪♪ 936 00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:53,738 ♪♪ 937 00:42:53,738 --> 00:43:02,513 ♪♪