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Ribeiro: Here's an ample sample
of tonight's "AFV."

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♪♪

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[ Laughter ]

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Woman:
No! Put my chips down!

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♪♪

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Man: Hey! Oh!

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You're fine.

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Woman #2: Go, Ran--

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[ Laughs ]

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♪♪

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Woman #3: Brielle.

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♪♪

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Welcome to...

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And now here he is,
the host of our show --

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Alfonso Ribeiro!

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Let's do it!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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♪♪

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C'mon, now! C'mon!

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Thank you.
Thank you. thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.

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Hello and welcome to "AFV."
I'm your host, Alfonso.

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But don't think of me
as just a host --

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think of me as your
regular Sunday-night date,

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a date
where I do all the talking

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and the only topic is
funny videos.

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Now, I may hog the conversation,
but at least I share the clips.

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[ Laughter ]

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This woman's trying
to film her workout.

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But this gym's running
a two-for-one special.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Who thinks he's going down?

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Let's take a "poll."

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-[ Grunts ]
-Aah!

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[ Laughter ]

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♪♪

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[ Speaking indistinctly ]

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Ribeiro: That light isn't the
only thing about to be busted.

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[ Glass shatters ]

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[ Gasps ] Riley!

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Yeah!

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♪♪

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Ribeiro: You see the mouse
on that woman's shoulder?

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[ Ding! ]

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So does she.

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♪♪

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[ Screaming ]

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Aah! Where is it?!

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[ Screaming ]

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[ Shouting indistinctly ]

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Where is it?!

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[ Screaming ]

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[ Shouting indistinctly ]

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[ Whimpering ]

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I just thought...

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Ribeiro: This smells
like a billion-dollar idea.

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...because...

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Ribeiro:
It's a two-by-four-by-forehead.

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Oh!
Oh!

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♪♪

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Oh!
Oh!

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[ Chuckles ]

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[ Chuckles ]

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[ Chuckles ]

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Ribeiro: I'd like to see her
live up to that motto.

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[ Thuds ]

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[ Snorts ]

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[ Laughter ]

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Man: Yes.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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♪♪

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Now that I'm a dog owner,
I'm always thinking about him,

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even when I'm away from home...

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uh, and not just because

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I'm constantly finding dog hair
on my clothes.

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[ Chuckles ] Oh, I love
that little hairy guy!

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Release the hounds!

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[ Dog barking ]

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It's time to go to the...

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Woman: I'm gonna tell
your daddy.
[ Whimpers ]

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Yes.
[ Dog howls "No" ]

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Yes!
[ Dog howls ]

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I'm telling Daddy.

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[ Dog howls "No" ]

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♪♪

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Man: Tank!

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When you hear that someone
"destroyed the bathroom,"

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it's not usually a dog.

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What did you do?

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Tank...

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Where's the door?

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♪♪

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[ Audience groans ]

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Oh, babe.

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Half the wall's gone, too.

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Tank, what did you do?

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Is it me, or does that pooch
seem a little leery

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of the new hedgehog?

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♪♪

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Can I get a kiss?

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Can I get a kiss?
Can I get a kiss?

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Boone...
can I get a kiss?

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[ Woman laughs ]

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Ribeiro: This dog is more
woman's
best friend.

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Wait. Tracy, hold me.
Let me see if he'll --

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[ Laughter ]

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Hi, Boone-Boone.
Can I get a kiss, bubba?

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Can I get a kiss?
[ Smooching ]

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[ Laughter ]

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Man: Boone.
[ Clapping hands ]

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-Boone, can I get a kiss?
-Your daddy.

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Boone, can I get a kiss?

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[ Laughter ]

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Ribeiro:
Maybe not the best time

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to take your dogs out
off-leash.

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[ Dogs barking ]
[ Grumbling ]

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♪♪

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Woman: Okay, so,
this is DD's chew toy.

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So, you can see,

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she doesn't chew anything else
but this arm right here,

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like, as if wanting
to take it off.

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[ Sighs ]
I don't understand why.

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DD, can you please
explain that to me?

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[ Audience laughs ]

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Oooh.

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♪♪

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Tonight's first montage
is all about seniors.

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And I don't mean
the kind of seniors

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who are about to graduate,

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so they don't care
about school anymore --

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I mean the kind of seniors
who are so old,

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they don't care about anything
anymore.

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♪ Stand clear, it's my year ♪

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♪ I'm all the way lit,
so we're starting here ♪
Aaah!

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♪ Strapped in, we rollin' loud ♪

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♪ No brakes,
so we're never slowing down ♪

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♪ Bossin' up, yeah, CEO ♪

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♪ It's all business
when you see me go ♪
[ Gasps ]

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♪ If you're feeling wavy ♪

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♪ Put your hands up,
fellas, ladies ♪

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♪ It's gettin' crazy ♪
[ Laughs ]

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♪ Get wild, get wild ♪

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♪ Everybody, go crazy, yeah ♪
[ Woman laughs ]

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♪ Get wild, get wild ♪

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♪ Get wild ♪

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♪ It's gettin' crazy in here,
yeah ♪
[ Laughs ]

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♪ Get wild, get wild ♪

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♪ Everybody, get wild ♪

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♪ Get wild, say, "Oh-ay!" ♪

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♪ It's gettin' crazy ♪

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♪ Yeah, work hard, play harder ♪

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♪ I'm a certified
party starter ♪

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♪ To survive, I'm so alive ♪
[ Woman laughs ]

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♪ We living all night
till the morning light ♪

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♪ 1, 2, 3, 4,
I'm down for more ♪

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♪ Go for broke ♪

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♪ Take it on the floor ♪
[ Glass shattering ]

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♪ Zero to 100,
and we only at 80 ♪

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♪ Everybody say, "Oh-ay!" ♪

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♪ It's getting crazy ♪
[ Woman laughs ]

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♪ Get wild, get wild ♪

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♪ Everybody, go crazy ♪

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♪ Get wild, get wild ♪

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♪ It's gettin' crazy in here ♪

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♪ Yeah, get wild, get wild ♪

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♪ Everybody, get wild ♪

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♪ Everybody say, "Oh-ay!" ♪

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♪ It's gettin' crazy ♪

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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♪ Get wild, get wild,
get wild, get wild ♪

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Hey, wanna see
your funny video on TV?

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Just upload it to AFV.com.

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♪ Get wild, get wild,
get crazy ♪

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♪ Get wild, get wild ♪

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♪ Let's get it ♪

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♪ Get wild, get wild ♪
♪ Come on! ♪

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♪ Get wild, get wild ♪
♪ Let's get it ♪

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♪♪

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We're about to show
some boneheads.

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But I want to remind you
that these videos only capture

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a very tiny fraction
of their lives.

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For all we know,
some of them may have PhDs.

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[ Laughs ]

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PhD's?

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Ph-Please!

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[ Laughter ]

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She needs a spotter.

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I mean she knees a spotter.

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Oh! Oh!

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♪♪

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[ Laughter ]

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Uhhh.

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Woman:
Oh, my God, it's big.

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I made your bag where
you don't have to do anything.

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Ribeiro: He looks like
he's probably done this before.

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But something tells me
he'll never do it again.

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Oh, my gosh Tim.

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♪♪

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Okay, we have two.

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Thank you, Tim.

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Ribeiro:
Joey "Bag of Snakes"

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is a nickname
he might live to regret.

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Oh, my God!

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Ohhh!

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His parents remembered
to bring in the groceries,

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but they forgot something else.

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♪♪

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Hi. We're Ed and Sheri.

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We're so happy to be
a part of this separation.

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[ Both chuckle ]

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He meant "celebration,"
but said "separation."

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[ Laughs ]

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Let's hope his video greetings
don't foretell the future.

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[ Clapping hands ]

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[ Laughs ]

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What did I do that was
so dang funny?

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"Separation,"
not "celebration."

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[ Both laugh ]

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We're happy
to celebrate your separation.

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Ha! No.

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I'd do the same thing if you
tried to take my favorite couch.

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[ Laughing ]

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♪♪

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-Yeah.
-What's going on?

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Oh, yeah?

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So can I just pretend
to ring it and then run?

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Okay.
How about...

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I'm chasing you, yeah.

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[ Laughs ] That would --
Just -- Just go.

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No, you don't even
have to ring -- just go.

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Just go.

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Go!
What are you doing?!

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I get the feeling Mom's been
hiding there a long time,

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waiting to catch Brielle
in the act.

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[ Can spraying ]

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Woman: Brielle.

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[ Laughs ]

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What're you doing?

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[ Laughs ]

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[ Laughter and applause ]

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♪♪

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It's time for "Versus."

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Join us as "People
whose antics led to a bruise"

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take on "Felines reacting
to body parts without shoes."

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[ Bell dings ]

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Tonight on "Versus"...

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The rope swingers
are up first,

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and this one stays up
a little too long.

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-Aah! [ Laughs ]
-Oh!

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♪♪

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Ribeiro:
The cats come out chugging

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with a kitty
doing some mugging.

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[ Laughs ]

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This rope-swinging doof

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smacks right into a roof!

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♪♪

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And this feline is shocked
by the smell of your socks.

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♪♪

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This putz near the pier
is going swimming, I fear.

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Swim, putz! Swim!

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[ Laughter ]

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Y'all are gonna be smitten
when bare feet greet a kitten!

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He gives her a push,
and she lands on her tush.

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[ Laughs ]

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00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:25,084
The cats have one last chance
to sniff out a victory.

267
00:11:25,084 --> 00:11:26,986
[ Laughs ]

268
00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:28,121
Is it enough?

269
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,023
[ Bell dings ]

270
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,292
And the winner is...

271
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:35,495
rope swing ding-a-lings!

272
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,298
Join us next time, when
the dangling dorks take on...

273
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,167
Raccoons playing peek-a-boo!

274
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,869
...on "Versus"!

275
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:45,371
[ Man imitating
growling ]

276
00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:46,506
[ Applause ]

277
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:49,642
♪♪

278
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,645
The thing about having a sibling

279
00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:55,014
is that you always have someone
to count on.

280
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:57,350
Like, when you want
a little peace and quiet,

281
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,752
you can count on them
to be loud and annoying...

282
00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:01,588
like clockwork.

283
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:04,624
Loud, annoying clockwork.

284
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,793
Why?

285
00:12:06,793 --> 00:12:11,898
Please stop answering,
"Why?"

286
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,766
Why? Why?
[ Woman laughs ]

287
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:18,104
Because I just want you
to stop doing it, please.

288
00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:21,107
Why?
Now please let me
play my game.

289
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,342
Why?

290
00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:24,277
Ribeiro: Oh, no!
He's stuck in a "Why?" loop!

291
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,979
There's no way out!
[ Laughs ]

292
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,248
I am stressed out
by you saying,

293
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:32,819
"Why-why-why-why-why-why-
why-why-why-why-why?"

294
00:12:32,819 --> 00:12:35,421
[ Chuckles ]
Why?

295
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,589
... medicine.

296
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,657
Ribeiro:
Now you know why Mom

297
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:38,992
had her daughter
give him medicine.

298
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,194
Woman: What type
of medicine is that?

299
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,428
It's --
[ Spits ]

300
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,730
Oh!

301
00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:45,999
[ Laughter ]

302
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:51,137
Greyson!

303
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,639
[ Crying ]

304
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,073
Ribeiro:
She's only been a big sister

305
00:12:54,073 --> 00:12:57,076
for like a year and a half,
but she acts like a pro.

306
00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,244
Everly!

307
00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:39,585
...or something?

308
00:13:41,287 --> 00:13:43,990
[ Children speaking
indistinctly ]

309
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:47,427
Boy: Him.
This guy, going to do it.

310
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,496
Did he buy the doll
because it looked like the baby

311
00:13:50,496 --> 00:13:53,199
or have the baby
because it looked like the doll?

312
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:54,334
Girl: My goodness.
It looks like --

313
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,736
You can't
even tell them apart.

314
00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:58,504
[ Laughter ]

315
00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,444
Yeah!

316
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,511
[ Woman laughs ]

317
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,380
Hey!

318
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,449
[ Speaking indistinctly ]

319
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,385
Ribeiro: If imitation is
the sincerest form of flattery,

320
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:14,454
I am sincerely flattered.

321
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:17,357
[ Speaking indistinctly ]

322
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,159
♪♪

323
00:14:20,159 --> 00:14:22,462
[ Laughter ]

324
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,298
Woman: Alright,
tell me again -- Oh, wow.

325
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,499
Tell me --
what did you make?

326
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,534
I made the smoothie.
Ooh!

327
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,002
I made the bacon.

328
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:31,404
Sophie,
what did you make?

329
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,477
[ Laughter and applause ]

330
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:42,315
♪♪

331
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:49,489
♪♪

332
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:50,757
Every once in a while,

333
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:53,626
I'm reminded
how fast time passes us all by.

334
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,861
My advice?

335
00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,629
Shoot more videos
of friends and family

336
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,065
so you can remember
these precious moments.

337
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,533
You'll thank me later.

338
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,235
And if you happen
to catch something really funny

339
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,837
in one of those videos,
I'll thank
you
later.

340
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:07,340
Perhaps with a check
with a lot of zeroes on it.

341
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,941
You know?
You know.

342
00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:11,277
Okay, I'm just getting up.
It's 9 o'clock.

343
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:12,745
I am not a morning person.

344
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:17,150
I don't want to hear that
I-I look bad -- I know I do.

345
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,820
But let me show you what
my dog brought in this morning

346
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,122
at 5 o'clock
and I did not realize it.

347
00:15:23,122 --> 00:15:26,359
So I have been sleeping in bed
with this thing

348
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,361
since 5 o'clock this morning.

349
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:31,030
Yeah. And it's alive.

350
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,866
[ Audience awws ]

351
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:37,336
It's a baby possum.
Yeah.

352
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,639
Can't make this stuff up.
Thanks, Lucy.

353
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:44,343
Ribeiro: Even in an emergency,
a neat freak is a neat freak.

354
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,683
Where we going?
Um, take off your shoes.

355
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,118
We can't take off our shoes,
unfortunately.

356
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,252
No, we can't.

357
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:54,921
You have to take off
your shoes.

358
00:15:54,921 --> 00:15:56,622
It's okay.

359
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,626
Hey, how you doin'?
Thank you.

360
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,062
Boy: [ Shouts ]
Hello!

361
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:05,698
Ribeiro: They've got a unique
way of tipping the pizza guy.

362
00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,033
There you go.
Alright, John.

363
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,068
Hey! Oh!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's alright.

364
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:12,371
Ribeiro: Ouch!
Right in the pepperoni!

365
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:14,707
I even expected it.
[ Chuckling ] I'm sorry.

366
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,743
This.

367
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,145
Woman:
What is that one?

368
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,714
Circle.

369
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,015
Good job.

370
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:26,486
Oops. Sorry.

371
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,221
This.
What's that one?

372
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,425
[ Laughs ]
Phone.

373
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,060
That's a rectangle

374
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:37,163
that also looks
like an iPhone.

375
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,598
Good job.

376
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,732
[ Laughing ] Good job.

377
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,602
[ Dog barks ]

378
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,136
Ribeiro:
"Get a koi pond," they said.

379
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:46,272
"It'll be relaxing," they said.

380
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,612
Woman: Ahh!

381
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,516
Alright. I'm comin'.

382
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,751
It's okay.
It's alright.

383
00:16:58,751 --> 00:16:59,886
It's alright.
Ugh!

384
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,187
Ribeiro:
Retirement isn't always

385
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:02,755
everything
it's cracked up to be.

386
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,223
Man: I'm on the ground.

387
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:05,358
Oh, my God!

388
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,425
Okay, I can't see,
but I'm coming.

389
00:17:07,425 --> 00:17:08,994
What?!
I can't see.

390
00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:11,097
[ Laughter ]

391
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:17,869
Sometimes your calamities have
me questioning my sanity.

392
00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:20,138
But alas, it's not me.
It's you.

393
00:17:20,138 --> 00:17:23,276
It's definitely you.

394
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,845
Maybe good decisions
have gone out of style

395
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:29,115
or "Maybe I'm Nuts."

396
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,550
Maybe I'm nuts,

397
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,553
but I wouldn't trust
the least athletic guy in school

398
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,588
with the "throw a cake
in the face" prank.

399
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,892
Person:
What are you doing?

400
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:43,429
[ Laughter ]

401
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:49,669
Call me crazy, but if you
vacation at "Gassy Seal Beach,"

402
00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,771
you can't be surprised
to run into this.

403
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:56,576
[ Seal farts ]

404
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,846
Label me a lunatic,

405
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,282
but if you spend all day
protecting and serving,

406
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,651
you should be allowed
to have a little fun.

407
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,258
[ Siren chirps ]
Ahh!

408
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,761
Here's my hot take.

409
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,130
If you eat the last hot dog
at the cookout,

410
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,800
you might want to expect
a little payback.

411
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,540
[ Laughter ]

412
00:18:28,474 --> 00:18:30,810
This has been "Maybe I'm Nuts."

413
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,883
Remember that annoying kid
in math class who said,

414
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:39,819
"When will we use this
in real life?"

415
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,621
Well, they'll hate
this next segment

416
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,990
called "What Are the Odds?"
where we show things

417
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,058
that had a very small
mathematical chance

418
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,960
of happening,
but happened anyway.

419
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:53,065
I guess technically you
don't need math to enjoy it,

420
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:56,235
which means technically
that annoying kid was right.

421
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:58,237
Darn that kid!

422
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:01,173
Today we're gonna show you
how to use the e-cloth here...

423
00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:03,409
Ribeiro: He's plugging
a miracle cleaning product,

424
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,444
but ends up capturing a miracle.

425
00:19:05,444 --> 00:19:09,582
You don't need
these paper towels.

426
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,651
You don't need this Windex.

427
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,285
Holy smokes!

428
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,621
Woman: [ Laughing ]

429
00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:21,293
You couldn't done --

430
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,162
You couldn't have done it
if you'd planned it.

431
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,363
[ Laughs ]

432
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:25,498
[ Turkey gobbling ]

433
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,233
Ribeiro:
A turkey walking around

434
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,735
a gravestone marked "Turk."

435
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,605
Even if turkeys can't read,
this is creepy.

436
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,880
Breakfast -- the coolest meal
of the day.

437
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,354
She's aiming for the icicle,
but she hits more than that.

438
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,694
Ow!

439
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,929
She couldn't do this again
if she tried.

440
00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,597
Although why would she?

441
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:00,633
You hit me in the head!

442
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,739
No matter how he tries,

443
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:09,442
he can't seem to get
the ball in his glove.

444
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:12,211
Maybe he should just give up.

445
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,146
[ Laughter ]

446
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,018
The object in tetherball is to
wrap the tether around the pole.

447
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,621
Or at least an innocent
bystander.

448
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,356
[ Laughter ]

449
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,160
Most golfers would take
the one-stroke penalty,

450
00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:29,495
which means that most golfers

451
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,764
would miss the chance
to do this.

452
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,399
Woman: Look it!
Man: Go in!

453
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,334
What?!

454
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,303
[ All cheering ]

455
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,511
I hope you're ready to go
to a very exclusive club --

456
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,246
"The AFV Winner's Circle."

457
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,881
To get in,
it's not about who you know.

458
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:51,117
It's about who won some dough.

459
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,686
It's time to have a blast

460
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:55,855
with some big winners
from "AFV's" past.

461
00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:59,792
Man: You did so good,
you get a snack.

462
00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,594
This is a bad secret.

463
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:02,728
What?

464
00:21:02,728 --> 00:21:04,263
Give me your ear.

465
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,431
What?

466
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,866
[ Whispering ]
I peed in my pants.

467
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,000
Don't tell anyone.

468
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,468
Okay.

469
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,637
[ Laughter ]

470
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:16,809
♪♪

471
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,978
Ribeiro:
She left the gear shift in "D,"

472
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,147
as in, "Don't ever do this."

473
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:29,421
♪♪

474
00:21:29,421 --> 00:21:31,157
The only thing
that would make this funnier

475
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,425
is if she were wearing
loose-fitting sandals.

476
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:42,268
♪♪

477
00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:45,271
Man, she's lucky they live
on a par-5 on a golf course.

478
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:51,076
♪♪

479
00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:53,078
[ Laughter ]

480
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:54,780
I'm sorry.

481
00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:08,294
Yeah.

482
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:10,796
Oh, that's your --

483
00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:15,401
Man: Alright.
Alright.

484
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,104
[ Laughter ]

485
00:22:19,104 --> 00:22:20,673
Alright.

486
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,107
Ribeiro:
Let's circle back next week

487
00:22:22,107 --> 00:22:24,076
for another "Winner's Circle."

488
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:28,981
♪♪

489
00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:36,355
Every once in awhile, a friend
will send me a funny video

490
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,690
they've seen on the Internet.

491
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,693
It's nice of them
to think of me, but really?

492
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,996
Do you know how many funny
videos I see here on the daily?

493
00:22:43,996 --> 00:22:46,565
Do you really think
I want to see more?

494
00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:49,435
Well, I do.
Yeah, I actually do. Yeah.

495
00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:54,540
Whenever I eat cupcakes, they go
straight to my belly, too.

496
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,876
[ Laughter ]

497
00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:02,114
She doesn't even know...

498
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:04,783
[ Laughter continues ]

499
00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:06,852
Woman: She didn't --

500
00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:08,420
[ Laughs ]

501
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:10,356
[ Cockatoo squawking ]

502
00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:12,958
Why do you want my --

503
00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:15,060
Whoa!
I brought you --

504
00:23:20,165 --> 00:23:22,234
Preston, no!

505
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,903
Ribeiro:
Sometimes pets who can talk

506
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,804
get a little too big
for their britches.

507
00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:27,373
Even when they're
not wearing any.

508
00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:29,708
[ Squawking continues ]

509
00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:31,744
You're acting like --

510
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:35,147
[ Squawking continues ]

511
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:37,149
You're acting like a --

512
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:44,456
[ Crying ]

513
00:23:44,456 --> 00:23:45,991
Man #1:
You can do better than that.

514
00:23:45,991 --> 00:23:48,427
Woman #1: No.
Man #2:
Let it go. Let it go.

515
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,329
Ribeiro: If you're gonna be
a fake cryer,

516
00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:51,764
at least stay in character.

517
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:55,067
Get it all out, man.
It's cool.

518
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:57,703
[ Laughter ]

519
00:23:57,703 --> 00:23:58,904
Airplane!
Woman #2: Look at it!

520
00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:00,706
Say, "Hi, airplane!"

521
00:24:00,706 --> 00:24:02,508
Look at how dirty
his face is.

522
00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:04,043
"Hi, airplane!"

523
00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:06,412
[ Cries ]
[ Laughter ]

524
00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:16,922
♪♪

525
00:24:16,922 --> 00:24:19,758
Ribeiro: Just a lady doing
a comedy act with a bison.

526
00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:21,360
No big whoop.

527
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:23,095
[ Laughter ]

528
00:24:24,997 --> 00:24:27,099
Can the egg survive
the experiment?

529
00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:29,134
[ Indistinct shouting ]

530
00:24:30,569 --> 00:24:32,571
Woman: Whoa!

531
00:24:33,939 --> 00:24:35,474
Yes!
Boy: It's mine!

532
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,343
Whoo-hoo!

533
00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:40,379
I got it!
Yay!

534
00:24:40,379 --> 00:24:43,782
Ribeiro: The real question is,
can it survive the celebration?

535
00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:45,617
[ Egg splats ]

536
00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:47,619
[ Laughter ]

537
00:24:50,889 --> 00:24:52,558
Open your ears.

538
00:24:52,558 --> 00:24:55,394
It's time
for "Name That Sound."

539
00:24:55,394 --> 00:24:57,863
[ Deep whirring ]

540
00:24:57,863 --> 00:25:01,100
Name that sound.

541
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,235
[ Dispenser whirring ]

542
00:25:06,939 --> 00:25:09,241
[ Squeaking ]

543
00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:13,178
Name that sound.

544
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:15,581
[ Rubber chicken squeaking ]

545
00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:22,221
[ Siren-like sound ]

546
00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:24,656
Name that sound.

547
00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:29,495
[ Bullfrog crying ]

548
00:25:29,495 --> 00:25:31,497
[ Giggling ]

549
00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:38,303
[ Quacking ]

550
00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:41,373
Ribeiro: Name that sound.

551
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,675
[ Girl imitating duck quacking ]

552
00:25:47,012 --> 00:25:49,181
[ Applause ]

553
00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:51,417
When an animal does
something smart,

554
00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:53,719
people say,
"They're so much like us!"

555
00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:56,155
But when an animal is a jerk,
does anyone say,

556
00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:58,223
"They're so much like us"?
No.

557
00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:00,726
Well, here are some animals
being total jerks,

558
00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:02,694
and I'll be honest --
they act very much

559
00:26:02,694 --> 00:26:06,131
like certain people I know
who shall remain nameless.

560
00:26:06,131 --> 00:26:08,367
Except for you, Kevin.
Yeah, you know what you did.

561
00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:10,602
And I'm not
about to let that go.

562
00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:18,043
The donkey is eating, yet it's
the goat that acts like an ass.

563
00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:20,212
[ Tapping ]

564
00:26:20,212 --> 00:26:27,019
♪♪

565
00:26:27,019 --> 00:26:29,655
This fox is gonna have
them rethink their whole

566
00:26:29,655 --> 00:26:31,890
"Leave your shoes
at the door" policy.

567
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,595
He doesn't just steal
their shoe.

568
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:39,098
He dishonors it
in a most foul manner.

569
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:47,906
♪♪

570
00:26:47,906 --> 00:26:49,975
[ Indistinct conversations ]

571
00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,712
[ Laughter ]

572
00:26:53,712 --> 00:26:56,115
Beluga -- the clowns
of the aquarium.

573
00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:00,018
Woman:
Put my chips down!

574
00:27:00,018 --> 00:27:01,420
Put my chips...

575
00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:03,288
It's bad enough
he steals her chips,

576
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:04,723
but he doesn't even eat them.

577
00:27:04,723 --> 00:27:08,160
He just leaves them on the roof
to taunt her.

578
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,329
Yeah, you...

579
00:27:10,329 --> 00:27:11,697
Yeah, I see my chips.

580
00:27:11,697 --> 00:27:13,699
Guess he's finna eat 'em.

581
00:27:13,699 --> 00:27:20,939
♪♪

582
00:27:24,409 --> 00:27:27,880
I assume he's stealing that flag
because he loves America so much

583
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,415
that he wants to hang it
in front of his squirrel house.

584
00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:34,553
Man: Roll it up.

585
00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:39,291
Woman: [ Laughs ]

586
00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:41,727
Hurry, get a scoop.

587
00:27:43,729 --> 00:27:45,998
This kid's outnumbered 20-1.

588
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:47,733
He doesn't have a clucking
chance!

589
00:27:47,733 --> 00:27:50,869
Get out!

590
00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:52,871
Go!

591
00:27:52,871 --> 00:27:54,640
Out! No.

592
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,276
[ Laughter ]

593
00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:59,411
[ Chickens clucking ]

594
00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:05,851
Boy: Oh, guess what?!
Man #1: It's in my truck!

595
00:28:05,851 --> 00:28:08,253
Man #2: I told him
to roll up his windows.

596
00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:10,055
Ribeiro:
Mama bear's got cubs to feed.

597
00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:12,791
It makes sense that she goes
straight for the baby formula.

598
00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:15,861
[ Indistinct shouting,
laughter ]

599
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:18,463
He's got the formula.

600
00:28:18,463 --> 00:28:20,332
Woman: No!

601
00:28:23,268 --> 00:28:28,273
♪♪

602
00:28:28,273 --> 00:28:29,942
I'll be honest.

603
00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:32,611
I don't think you'll be
blown away by this montage,

604
00:28:32,611 --> 00:28:34,379
but only because
you're not in it.

605
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:36,114
See, it's a montage about wind,

606
00:28:36,114 --> 00:28:38,050
so the only people
being blown away

607
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,685
are the people in the videos.

608
00:28:39,685 --> 00:28:42,454
So good for you,
not so good for them.

609
00:28:42,454 --> 00:28:45,591
Or their pool umbrella,
wherever it ended up.

610
00:28:45,591 --> 00:28:48,093
[ Mussorgsky's
"Night on Bald Mountain" plays ]

611
00:28:48,093 --> 00:28:58,103
♪♪

612
00:28:58,103 --> 00:29:08,113
♪♪

613
00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:18,123
♪♪

614
00:29:18,123 --> 00:29:28,133
♪♪

615
00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:38,143
♪♪

616
00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:48,153
♪♪

617
00:29:48,153 --> 00:29:58,163
♪♪

618
00:29:58,163 --> 00:30:05,804
♪♪

619
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,973
[ Laughter ]

620
00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:12,611
Do you have a funny video
worth $20,000?

621
00:30:12,611 --> 00:30:15,914
What are you waiting for?
Upload it to AFV.com.

622
00:30:15,914 --> 00:30:22,654
♪♪

623
00:30:24,690 --> 00:30:28,427
♪♪

624
00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:31,430
Kids: Hey, Alfonso!

625
00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:35,834
Hey, Alfonso, we want to see
more prank videos.

626
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,669
What?!
[ Chuckles ]

627
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,872
Okay, Elizabeth and Audrey, you
want to see more prank videos?

628
00:30:40,872 --> 00:30:42,808
Well, I'm sorry.
We're all out.

629
00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:45,444
I'm just kidding.
We've got plenty!

630
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,318
[ Laughter ]
Girl: It's not.

631
00:30:53,318 --> 00:30:55,887
It's not?
That's not funny.

632
00:30:55,887 --> 00:30:57,422
Okay, sorry.

633
00:30:57,422 --> 00:30:59,891
Ribeiro: I'll bet he feels like
a Silly Willy McGilly.

634
00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:02,094
I'd like a kid --
I'm sorry about that.

635
00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:04,329
Woman: That's okay.
I need a --

636
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:11,636
Woman: My first thought
that comes to mind is Jake.

637
00:31:11,636 --> 00:31:13,638
[ Foil rustling ]

638
00:31:16,108 --> 00:31:18,110
Ribeiro:
I would say, "Foiled again!"

639
00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:19,678
But I get the feeling

640
00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:21,847
this is the first time
this has happened to her.

641
00:31:21,847 --> 00:31:23,849
[ Rustling continues ]

642
00:31:27,986 --> 00:31:29,621
Well, at least everything
in that house

643
00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:31,857
will stay fresh
for about a week longer

644
00:31:31,857 --> 00:31:33,658
than it would have otherwise.

645
00:31:33,658 --> 00:31:42,200
♪♪

646
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,302
[ Laughter ]

647
00:31:44,302 --> 00:31:53,278
♪♪

648
00:31:53,278 --> 00:31:54,946
He'll be the one laughing last

649
00:31:54,946 --> 00:31:57,549
when he collects
the recycling deposit.

650
00:31:57,549 --> 00:32:03,021
♪♪

651
00:32:03,021 --> 00:32:08,059
♪♪

652
00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:10,095
Man: Yep.

653
00:32:14,199 --> 00:32:16,368
'Cause look --
Have you got nothing there?

654
00:32:16,368 --> 00:32:18,837
I can't feel it.

655
00:32:18,837 --> 00:32:20,205
It goes
through the bottom of it.

656
00:32:20,205 --> 00:32:22,841
'Cause look -- Have you got
enough air in there?

657
00:32:22,841 --> 00:32:24,810
No, no. Give it here.

658
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:28,513
Doesn't look like
you got anything in there.

659
00:32:28,513 --> 00:32:30,682
Because it's air!
Scoop it!

660
00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:34,052
Woman #1: 'Kay, you're gonna
use your hands.

661
00:32:34,052 --> 00:32:35,720
You're gonna take this
and make sure...

662
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:37,856
Ribeiro: They told her
to wash her cotton candy.

663
00:32:37,856 --> 00:32:39,691
Woman #2: And then
you can eat it.
Then you can eat it
after you wash it.

664
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,693
Ribeiro: Fun fact --
cotton candy is mostly sugar.

665
00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:44,529
Yup, go ahead.

666
00:32:44,529 --> 00:32:46,364
Now it's mostly gone.

667
00:32:47,766 --> 00:32:50,035
Girl: Hmm?
Where'd it go?

668
00:32:50,035 --> 00:32:52,170
It's mixed.

669
00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:54,105
Where did it go?

670
00:32:54,105 --> 00:32:55,774
I just wanted to eat it.

671
00:32:55,774 --> 00:32:57,476
[ Laughs ]

672
00:32:57,476 --> 00:33:00,612
Where is it? It melted.

673
00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:01,847
What?

674
00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:04,583
[ Laughs ] Why?

675
00:33:04,583 --> 00:33:05,717
Why?

676
00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:07,986
I think mine...

677
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,454
Can you pull it out
really far?

678
00:33:09,454 --> 00:33:11,022
Man: Let's see how far
you can pull yours out.

679
00:33:11,022 --> 00:33:13,258
Ribeiro: I'm all about pulling
someone's leg,

680
00:33:13,258 --> 00:33:16,261
but pulling someone's tongue?

681
00:33:16,261 --> 00:33:18,530
Uh!
Oh my gosh, Mav!

682
00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:20,699
[ Laughter ]

683
00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:24,469
♪♪

684
00:33:24,469 --> 00:33:26,505
[ Applause ]

685
00:33:32,043 --> 00:33:35,113
There's something cheeky
about this next clip,

686
00:33:35,113 --> 00:33:37,415
but I can't quite put
my finger on it.

687
00:33:37,415 --> 00:33:39,551
Ha!
I just made two puns

688
00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:41,953
that you won't understand
until you watch the video.

689
00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:43,054
Do I feel bad?

690
00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:45,924
Not by the hair
on my chinny chin chin.

691
00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:48,193
[ Whispering ]
That's pun number three.

692
00:33:48,193 --> 00:33:50,695
Okay, put your hand like this.
Uh-huh.

693
00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:53,565
Do it three times.

694
00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:57,002
Now put this on your chin.

695
00:33:58,637 --> 00:34:00,972
No. Put this...

696
00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:02,807
Mom, I'm literally doing
what you're doing.

697
00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:06,378
...on your chin.

698
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:08,480
What is wrong?

699
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,815
Take this, three times.

700
00:34:10,815 --> 00:34:13,952
One, two three.
And put it on your chin.

701
00:34:13,952 --> 00:34:16,888
[ Laughs ]
Why are you laughing?

702
00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,956
Is it supposed to be a joke?

703
00:34:18,956 --> 00:34:21,393
[ Laughing ]

704
00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:27,465
I'm sorry. Okay.

705
00:34:27,465 --> 00:34:29,301
This is how you know
kids don't listen.

706
00:34:29,301 --> 00:34:31,202
Kids don't pay attention.
I'm listening to you.

707
00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:32,837
Take this, Tanyah.

708
00:34:32,837 --> 00:34:34,806
I'm -- Okay.

709
00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:36,808
Three times.
I'm doing it.

710
00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:39,143
And put it on your chin.
You keep asking me to do
the same thing.

711
00:34:39,143 --> 00:34:41,513
Put it on your chin.
Oh, my chin!

712
00:34:41,513 --> 00:34:43,648
[ Laughter ]

713
00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:52,357
Ribeiro: You know what
the world needs now?

714
00:34:58,463 --> 00:35:01,232
Woman: [ Chuckling ]
Oh, my God.

715
00:35:01,232 --> 00:35:03,168
Stop. Stop.

716
00:35:03,168 --> 00:35:05,370
I hope you've enjoyed...

717
00:35:10,408 --> 00:35:12,978
Siblings --
sometimes they're close

718
00:35:12,978 --> 00:35:15,046
and sometimes
they're close to a meltdown

719
00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:16,815
because they drive
each other nuts.

720
00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:18,950
Well, siblings are more
than just the person

721
00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:20,819
you compete with
for your parents' attention.

722
00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:22,921
They're also tonight's
"Assignment America."

723
00:35:22,921 --> 00:35:24,155
Want some examples?

724
00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:25,790
Tough.
I already showed 'em to you.

725
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:27,826
Maybe you missed it
because you were trying to find

726
00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:29,294
where your brother
hid your phone.

727
00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:32,030
Jess, tell 'em more.

728
00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:34,699
Does your sister make
you blow a transistor?

729
00:35:34,699 --> 00:35:36,935
Does your brother make
you go running to mother?

730
00:35:36,935 --> 00:35:40,005
Your sibling squabbling could
make the cash register ring.

731
00:35:40,005 --> 00:35:42,073
How's 20 or 100 grand sound?

732
00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:44,209
Just upload the video
to AFV.com.

733
00:35:44,209 --> 00:35:46,611
For full contest rules,
log on to AFV.com.

734
00:35:46,611 --> 00:35:48,813
Come on!
Share the video of the kid

735
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:51,149
you share a home with,
with the rest of us.

736
00:35:54,352 --> 00:35:58,123
♪♪

737
00:35:58,123 --> 00:36:01,626
The show's almost over,
but my host sense is tingling,

738
00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:05,096
as if a whole lotta coins
are about to be jingling.

739
00:36:05,096 --> 00:36:06,798
Let's meet our finalists.

740
00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:10,268
First up, sharing a room's
not as fun as you think-y,

741
00:36:10,268 --> 00:36:13,438
especially if your
sister keeps dropping her binky.

742
00:36:13,438 --> 00:36:14,839
It's "Nightly Nuisance,"

743
00:36:14,839 --> 00:36:17,676
sent in by Lianne Staples
from Cornish, Maine.

744
00:36:19,811 --> 00:36:21,246
Ribeiro:
She's only been a big sister

745
00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:24,249
for like a year and a half,
but she acts like a pro.

746
00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:25,517
Everly!

747
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:46,204
Joining us are Lianne,
Dana, Caroline, and Evie.

748
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:49,174
Now, Lianne, when you saw
on the baby monitor

749
00:36:49,174 --> 00:36:52,310
that the girls were up,
what did you do?

750
00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:54,846
I went to the hallway
to see if they were gonna

751
00:36:54,846 --> 00:36:57,449
do some conflict resolution
themselves,

752
00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:59,818
but that I was there
if I needed to step in.

753
00:36:59,818 --> 00:37:01,352
Alright, you know what?
That's what I would do.

754
00:37:01,352 --> 00:37:03,822
Now, Caroline, I hear
that you and Evie

755
00:37:03,822 --> 00:37:05,724
have separate bedrooms now.

756
00:37:05,724 --> 00:37:09,227
What's the best thing
about having your own room?

757
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,962
Mm...

758
00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:12,597
I can actually sleep
without her.

759
00:37:12,597 --> 00:37:14,966
[ Evie babbles ]
[ Laughter ]

760
00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:17,368
You can sleep without
being interrupted, right?

761
00:37:17,368 --> 00:37:18,336
Right.
Yeah.

762
00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:19,771
Yeah. Yes. Alright.

763
00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:22,373
Well, congratulations
on getting your own room

764
00:37:22,373 --> 00:37:24,909
and being in
such a funny video.

765
00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:26,111
Good luck, y'all.

766
00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:27,345
Thank you.
Thank you.

767
00:37:27,345 --> 00:37:28,913
Alright.

768
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:31,583
Next up,
dogs like to fetch things.

769
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:32,984
That's nothing new.

770
00:37:32,984 --> 00:37:36,087
But your dog fetched an animal
that slept next to you.

771
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:38,456
It's "Bed Possum's Not Awesome,"

772
00:37:38,456 --> 00:37:42,627
sent in by Tina Fohey-Carpenter
from Troy, Missouri.

773
00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:46,531
But let me show you what
my dog brought in this morning

774
00:37:46,531 --> 00:37:48,767
at 5 o'clock
and I did not realize it.

775
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:51,436
So I have been sleeping in bed
with this thing

776
00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:54,072
since 5 o'clock this morning.

777
00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:56,407
Yeah. And it's alive.

778
00:37:56,407 --> 00:37:58,376
[ Audience awws ]

779
00:37:59,144 --> 00:38:01,513
Joining us are Tina and Kylie.

780
00:38:01,513 --> 00:38:03,515
Now, when you first woke up

781
00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:07,118
and realized your bedmate
wasn't a stuffed animal,

782
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:10,622
what was your first
unfiltered thought?

783
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:13,992
I was in shock.

784
00:38:13,992 --> 00:38:15,860
Yes, well, in hindsight,

785
00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:18,496
did the bed smell different
when you woke up

786
00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:21,232
and you just ignored it?

787
00:38:21,232 --> 00:38:22,767
[ Laughing ] No.

788
00:38:22,767 --> 00:38:25,670
No, I think it was
that she was tucked

789
00:38:25,670 --> 00:38:28,740
underneath the pillows,
so I could not smell it at all.

790
00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:30,041
Okay. Well, good, good.

791
00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:32,510
Well, listen, you slept with it
for four hours,

792
00:38:32,510 --> 00:38:35,380
so he couldn't have been
too bad of a bed buddy.

793
00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:36,581
So, good luck!

794
00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:38,483
It was not.
It was not.

795
00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:40,485
Alright. Good luck, y'all.

796
00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:42,086
Thank you.
Thank you.

797
00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:44,489
And the final video
competing for cash --

798
00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:47,725
either her knowledge of body
parts needs some correction,

799
00:38:47,725 --> 00:38:50,261
or she just needs
to listen to directions.

800
00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:52,497
It's "You Gotta Chin It
to Win It,"

801
00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:56,968
sent in by Amanda White
from Springfield, Massachusetts.

802
00:38:56,968 --> 00:38:58,970
Okay.

803
00:38:58,970 --> 00:39:00,705
This is how you know
kids don't listen.

804
00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:02,707
Kids don't pay attention.
I'm listening to you.

805
00:39:02,707 --> 00:39:04,342
Take this, Tanyah.

806
00:39:04,342 --> 00:39:06,311
I'm -- Okay.

807
00:39:06,311 --> 00:39:08,313
Three times.
I'm doing it.

808
00:39:08,313 --> 00:39:10,648
And put it on your chin.
You keep asking me to do
the same thing.

809
00:39:10,648 --> 00:39:12,984
Put it on your chin.
Oh, my chin!

810
00:39:12,984 --> 00:39:14,986
[ Laughter ]

811
00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:19,524
Joining us are Amanda
and Tanyah.

812
00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:22,026
Now, Amanda, Tanyah
is always pulling pranks.

813
00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:26,564
How good did it feel
to finally prank the prankster?

814
00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:28,132
Victory was finally mine.

815
00:39:28,132 --> 00:39:29,801
[ Laughter ]

816
00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:31,803
And, Tanyah,
what's more embarrassing --

817
00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:33,404
the fact that your mom got you

818
00:39:33,404 --> 00:39:36,841
or that it took you so long
to figure it out?

819
00:39:36,841 --> 00:39:40,645
I think the fact that it took me
so long to figure it out.

820
00:39:40,645 --> 00:39:42,847
Well, you know what?
I gotta be honest.

821
00:39:42,847 --> 00:39:45,083
When I actually watched
that video the first time,

822
00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:46,684
I kept going,
"I don't understand.

823
00:39:46,684 --> 00:39:48,620
She's doing it perfect."
So I was right there with ya.

824
00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:49,921
See?

825
00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:51,723
You would have
gotten me, too.

826
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:53,458
Yes.
Alright.

827
00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:54,759
Well, good luck, y'all.

828
00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:56,327
Both: Thank you!
Alright.

829
00:39:56,327 --> 00:39:58,463
Alright, we're gonna find
out who takes home the cash

830
00:39:58,463 --> 00:40:00,265
in just a minute,
but first let's take a look

831
00:40:00,265 --> 00:40:02,400
at some of the clips
that didn't make our top three

832
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,669
in tonight's
"Honorable Mention."

833
00:40:04,669 --> 00:40:13,378
♪♪

834
00:40:13,378 --> 00:40:20,985
♪♪

835
00:40:20,985 --> 00:40:28,459
♪♪

836
00:40:28,459 --> 00:40:30,662
[ Boing! Tweet! ]

837
00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:33,097
[ Sproing! Whirl! ]

838
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:37,869
♪♪

839
00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:41,139
[ Applause ]

840
00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:43,741
Okay, it's time
to hand out tonight's prizes.

841
00:40:43,741 --> 00:40:46,144
$20,000 for first,
$6,000 for second,

842
00:40:46,144 --> 00:40:47,412
and $4,000 for third.

843
00:40:47,412 --> 00:40:48,513
Here we go.

844
00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:51,749
Our third place,
$4,000 winner is...

845
00:40:51,749 --> 00:40:53,685
"Bed Possum's Not Awesome,"

846
00:40:53,685 --> 00:40:58,189
sent in by Tina Fohey-Carpenter
from Troy, Missouri.

847
00:40:58,189 --> 00:41:00,024
Thank you!

848
00:41:00,024 --> 00:41:02,360
And the winner of the $20,000

849
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,363
and tonight's
funniest home video is...

850
00:41:05,363 --> 00:41:07,131
"You Gotta Chin It to Win It,"

851
00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:10,234
sent in by Amanda White
from Springfield, Massachusetts.

852
00:41:10,234 --> 00:41:13,171
We have Amanda and Tanyah!

853
00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:16,040
Congratulations!

854
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,942
Now...
Thank you so much!

855
00:41:17,942 --> 00:41:21,713
...I hear this video
was taken five years ago.

856
00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:24,949
How did you come
to finally send it in?

857
00:41:24,949 --> 00:41:26,851
Well, I was just sitting
on the couch one day

858
00:41:26,851 --> 00:41:28,453
and, like,
clearing out my phone.

859
00:41:28,453 --> 00:41:30,421
And I came across the video.
I'm like,

860
00:41:30,421 --> 00:41:34,325
"I wonder if I should send it
to 'AFV'," and just did it.

861
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:35,693
Ah. See? I love that.

862
00:41:35,693 --> 00:41:36,794
You see, people?

863
00:41:36,794 --> 00:41:37,862
Go through your phones.

864
00:41:37,862 --> 00:41:39,998
You could be sitting on gold!

865
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:42,200
Alright, well,
congratulations.

866
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,835
You got $20,000...
Thank you!

867
00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:46,471
...and a shot at $100,000!

868
00:41:46,471 --> 00:41:48,840
Oh, my God!

869
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,042
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah!

870
00:41:53,611 --> 00:41:56,581
Now, for those of you
hoping tonight's show

871
00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:58,816
would have a twist
at the end of the show...

872
00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:02,453
...now it does.

873
00:42:02,453 --> 00:42:03,988
We'll see you next time,
and don't forget --

874
00:42:03,988 --> 00:42:05,656
if you upload a video
and it airs on the show,

875
00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:07,558
we'll send you
an "AFV" T-shirt.

876
00:42:07,558 --> 00:42:08,926
So, good night everybody,
and remember --

877
00:42:08,926 --> 00:42:11,562
send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's.

878
00:42:11,562 --> 00:42:13,564
Good night, y'all!

879
00:42:13,564 --> 00:42:16,567
-- Captions by Verbit --

880
00:42:16,567 --> 00:42:26,477
♪♪

881
00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:36,487
♪♪

882
00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:46,497
♪♪

883
00:42:46,497 --> 00:43:02,513
♪♪