1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:05,506 Ribeiro: Tonight on "AFV's" Halloween episode... 2 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:09,309 ♪♪ 3 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:11,411 [ Screams ] 4 00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:14,081 Woman: Daddy's waitin' for ya. 5 00:00:14,081 --> 00:00:15,315 Oh! 6 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:17,618 [ Horn honks ] 7 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,419 ♪♪ 8 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:20,420 Man: Kiss it. 9 00:00:20,420 --> 00:00:22,389 Ohh! 10 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:23,657 [ Screams ] 11 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:25,425 [ Screams ] 12 00:00:25,425 --> 00:00:27,494 ♪♪ 13 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:30,230 Welcome to... 14 00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:34,701 And now, here he is, the host of our show -- 15 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:39,706 Alfonso Ribeiro! 16 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,608 Here we go! Let's go! 17 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:44,711 [ Cheers and applause ] 18 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,580 All right. All right. 19 00:00:46,580 --> 00:00:47,714 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 20 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,616 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 21 00:00:49,616 --> 00:00:52,686 Hello, and welcome to our Halloween show! 22 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:54,488 I'm your host Ryan Seacrest 23 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:57,357 in an amazing Alfonso Ribeiro costume. 24 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:58,558 I'm joking, of course. 25 00:00:58,558 --> 00:00:59,993 It's not an amazing costume, 26 00:00:59,993 --> 00:01:02,562 the real Alfonso is much better-looking than this. 27 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:03,697 Again, I joke. 28 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:05,732 I am the real Alfonso 29 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,801 and I will be breaking out the Halloween videos in just a bit. 30 00:01:07,801 --> 00:01:12,172 Until then, check out these videos, and that's no joke. 31 00:01:12,172 --> 00:01:18,578 ♪♪ 32 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:21,481 This guy puts the "ow" in "plow." 33 00:01:21,481 --> 00:01:23,717 ♪♪ 34 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:26,553 [ Car alarm beeping ] 35 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:31,625 ♪♪ 36 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,927 Girl: I see. Now it's red. 37 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:37,431 Science experiments will teach your kids a thing or two. 38 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:38,932 Wait, everybody. 39 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,668 Sometimes it's not the thing or two you intended to teach them, 40 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:44,604 but hey, learning is learning. 41 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,506 And then we take it off so it can... 42 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:47,608 Woman: Uh-oh, I don't know. 43 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,276 I think you have to take the cap off. 44 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:54,848 ♪♪ 45 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:59,286 Ribeiro: The laundry basket hat leads to the rare "mom/son double scare." 46 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:00,721 Ow! 47 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:05,659 Oh, my God, you scared me. 48 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,828 ♪♪ 49 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:10,797 Woman: Is this a mannequin or a real person? 50 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,766 'Cause Tashi thought it was a... 51 00:02:12,766 --> 00:02:17,604 Real person. Still do. Still do. 52 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:20,974 ♪♪ 53 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:24,611 You was like, "Excuse me, sir, where is this?" 54 00:02:24,611 --> 00:02:31,985 ♪♪ 55 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,021 Ribeiro: The best thing to do if you've made a mistake 56 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:37,591 is to freeze so everyone will think you're a mannequin. 57 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:42,662 ♪♪ 58 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:47,668 ♪♪ 59 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:50,303 Girl: This Snoop Dogg? Woman: What? 60 00:02:51,571 --> 00:02:53,607 Is it who? Snoop Dogg. 61 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:57,878 Oh, my God. That would be Scooby-Doo. 62 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:01,314 Well, it doesn't look like him. 63 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:07,554 ♪♪ 64 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:08,588 [ Horn honks ] 65 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:10,023 The honk doesn't scare her. 66 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,359 But there's something else that does. 67 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,361 Aah! 68 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:22,569 ♪♪ 69 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:30,811 ♪♪ 70 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:33,780 Remember when I said I'd break out the Halloween videos 71 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:35,649 in just a little bit? 72 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:37,684 Well, I hope so. That was like two minutes ago. 73 00:03:37,684 --> 00:03:39,152 Unless you don't pay attention when I talk, 74 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:41,621 in which case, you're not even listening to me now, 75 00:03:41,621 --> 00:03:43,123 so why do I bother? 76 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,792 Anyway, here are some Halloween videos for anyone 77 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:48,962 who's actually listening. 78 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:52,732 Because delivery guys don't have a hard enough job already. 79 00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:54,634 [ Evil laughter ] Aah! 80 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:59,873 [ Laughs ] 81 00:03:59,873 --> 00:04:01,775 Woman: Can you come take Grayson? 82 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,777 Can you come take Grayson so we can get our stuff? Yes. 83 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:05,779 Way to thank her for all the free babysitting. 84 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:10,417 [ Screams ] Oh, my God! 85 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,519 I hate you. 86 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:16,590 [ Laughter ] 87 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,291 Oh, my God, that's good. 88 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:21,294 Man: 35. 35. 89 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,505 That's true. 90 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:34,941 [ Both laugh ] 91 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,144 They're not black cats, 92 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:40,547 so Halloween's not really their thing. 93 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:47,320 ♪♪ 94 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:52,125 I'd feel bad for her... 95 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:54,728 but she's the one who put the decorations up. 96 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:59,733 [ Evil laughter ] 97 00:05:04,604 --> 00:05:05,839 Woman: Who's this? 98 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:07,541 Mommy. 99 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,909 Who's this? Mommy. 100 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:11,011 That's Mommy? Mommy. 101 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:13,480 Interesting gene pool. 102 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,080 Yeah? Yeah. 103 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,717 Oh, okay, thank you. And then that's Dada. 104 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:19,586 That's Daddy? 105 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:20,820 [ Laughs ] 106 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:29,729 ♪♪ 107 00:05:29,729 --> 00:05:38,104 ♪♪ 108 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:40,006 Good thing he's dressed like a racecar driver, 109 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:43,610 'cause he's gonna need to make a fast getaway. 110 00:05:43,610 --> 00:05:48,381 ♪♪ 111 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:53,486 This kid's "YOLO" is grabbing five pounds of candy solo. 112 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:55,589 Hello? 113 00:05:55,589 --> 00:06:03,930 ♪♪ 114 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:12,205 ♪♪ 115 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,174 Halloween is just around the corner, 116 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:16,876 which means winter is just around the next corner, 117 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,979 so I hope you're good at dealing with snow. 118 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:22,148 I know this next montage handles it like a champ. 119 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:24,718 ♪ I been looking for a sign ♪ 120 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,019 ♪ I been going out my mind ♪ 121 00:06:26,019 --> 00:06:28,855 ♪ Yelling questions to the sky ♪ 122 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:30,857 ♪ I been bursting at the seams ♪ 123 00:06:30,857 --> 00:06:32,092 ♪ I been wondering what it means ♪ 124 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:34,394 ♪ The deeper meaning of life ♪ 125 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,931 ♪ I was spinning on a wheel like somebody's pet ♪ 126 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,733 ♪ Ever wonder how it feels? ♪ 127 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,067 ♪ I don't think so, yeah ♪ 128 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:44,070 ♪ Now I'm breaking free, there's no looking back ♪ 129 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:47,040 ♪ So watch me fly high, watch me fly high ♪ 130 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,842 ♪ Now watch me ♪ 131 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:50,143 ♪ Now watch me ♪ 132 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:53,680 ♪ Now watch me float, now watch me float, now watch me float ♪ 133 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:54,981 ♪ Now watch me ♪ 134 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:56,316 ♪ Now watch me ♪ 135 00:06:56,316 --> 00:07:00,987 ♪ Now watch me float, now watch me float, now watch me float ♪ 136 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:06,860 ♪♪ 137 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:12,699 ♪♪ 138 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:13,967 ♪ Now watch me ♪ 139 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:15,268 ♪ Now watch me ♪ 140 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,838 ♪ Now watch me float, now watch me float, now watch me float ♪ 141 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:20,607 ♪ Now watch me ♪ 142 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:21,441 ♪ Now watch me ♪ 143 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:25,812 ♪ Now watch me float, now watch me float, now watch me float ♪ 144 00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:31,751 ♪♪ 145 00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:37,657 ♪♪ 146 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:39,125 ♪ Now watch me ♪ 147 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,361 ♪ Now watch me ♪ 148 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:45,765 Got a funny video? Upload it to AFV.com. 149 00:07:45,765 --> 00:07:47,133 ♪ Now watch me ♪ 150 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:51,004 ♪ Now watch me float, now watch me float, now watch me float ♪ 151 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:52,539 ♪♪ 152 00:07:56,943 --> 00:08:00,280 ♪♪ 153 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:02,215 The other day, I went to the pharmacy 154 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:05,118 to pick up a certain middle-aged man medication 155 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,053 and bumped into a friend 156 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:09,022 who was picking up his middle-aged man medication 157 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:12,025 and I thought, "Man, do I miss being a teenager!" 158 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:14,127 So here are some blissfully ignorant teens 159 00:08:14,127 --> 00:08:16,162 who don't realize that dealing with peer pressure 160 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,698 is better than dealing with blood pressure. 161 00:08:18,698 --> 00:08:20,367 [ Laughter ] 162 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:23,002 Teens believe any accident is worth it 163 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:25,038 if they think it can go viral. 164 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:27,841 ♪♪ 165 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,943 Young Woman: Are you okay? 166 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:32,946 ...challenge water bottle. 167 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:34,247 I'll do it. 168 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,016 I don't know who keeps inventing these challenges, 169 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,818 but we owe them a thank you card. 170 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:44,791 ♪♪ 171 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:46,960 Redo. 172 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,028 Ow! 173 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:52,732 [ Laughs ] 174 00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:58,972 ♪♪ 175 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,140 It can be hard to tell 176 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,108 when you've overinflated a basketball. 177 00:09:02,108 --> 00:09:04,010 But if you look hard enough, 178 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:08,081 there are subtle signs that can let you know. 179 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:12,052 Okay, do it! You go first, I'll go second. 180 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,086 Do it. 181 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:20,894 ♪♪ 182 00:09:23,196 --> 00:09:25,932 Woman: You want to go to Target and find cute boys? 183 00:09:27,967 --> 00:09:29,936 So you can embarrass yourself? 184 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,941 You want to see cute boys at Target? 185 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:44,584 We'll find a cute boy after you're feeling better. 186 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,922 You're feeling good? Yeah. 187 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,223 You sure about that? Yeah. 188 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,291 Oh, I forgot my... 189 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:54,260 Ribeiro: See that makeup smudge? 190 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:57,197 It has eight legs and likes to make webs... 191 00:09:57,197 --> 00:10:00,733 ...very good thing, after you clean off your lashes... 192 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:02,869 [ Screams ] 193 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:07,974 ♪♪ 194 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,310 Hey Alfonso! 195 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:15,715 Hey, Alfonso, we want to see more Halloween videos. 196 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:17,150 Raaah! 197 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:19,452 Okay, Hank, you want to see more Halloween videos? 198 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,821 Well, I can scare some up for you. 199 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:23,623 Raaah! 200 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:34,300 She's hard to fool! 201 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,103 She's easy to scare, but hard to fool. 202 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:38,204 [ Screams ] 203 00:10:38,204 --> 00:10:41,608 [ Screams ] 204 00:10:45,445 --> 00:10:48,281 It's cool how they get that ghost to move. 205 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:52,085 They must have run some power from the house to the tree. 206 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,689 Oh, nope, they just hired a squirrel. 207 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:05,031 Sometimes fear puts you on your rear. 208 00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:10,770 [ Evil laughter ] 209 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:14,607 Woman: John, can you do me a favor? Yeah. 210 00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,309 Can you move this now because the little kids keep coming 211 00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:18,211 and they're getting scared. 212 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:19,579 Scaring kids? Not cool. 213 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,949 Scaring middle-aged men? Right up our alley. 214 00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:26,186 Hey! Are you -- ~Raah! 215 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,955 Ohhh! 216 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,159 [ Sighs ] Okay. 217 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,063 Woman: C'mon, Mario! 218 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,268 Ribeiro: I'm starting to think delivery guys hate 219 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:45,371 Halloween season as much as accountants hate tax season. 220 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:48,708 [ Evil laughter ] 221 00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:55,014 ♪♪ 222 00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:57,383 Girl: Daddy? Yeah? 223 00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,987 I accidentally did something that was a mess. 224 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,021 Uh-oh. What happened? 225 00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:03,356 You can see the exact moment 226 00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:08,061 that James decided his favorite holiday was Christmas. 227 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,295 Uh-oh. That's... 228 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:12,365 [ Screams ] 229 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:16,002 [ Crying ] 230 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:18,504 Boy: Oh, wait. 231 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,974 Woman: There's a spider right there. 232 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:24,010 Whoa, where? Aah! 233 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,511 Okay... 234 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:29,849 Ribeiro: Finally, a kid who can assess risk versus reward. 235 00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:31,084 No. 236 00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:38,224 ♪♪ 237 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:41,294 Release the hounds! 238 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,796 It's time to go to the Dog Park. 239 00:12:44,530 --> 00:12:47,634 Woman: I really need to vacuum. So just one more try. 240 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:50,370 And you're going to behave and let me vacuum. 241 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,205 All right? 242 00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,640 It's bad enough he shed all over the car. 243 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,376 But he's not exactly much help cleaning up either. 244 00:12:56,376 --> 00:13:00,980 No. No. No. No. Get back. 245 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:04,183 Get back. Get -- 246 00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:08,121 Stop it. Stop it. Stop... 247 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:13,559 ♪♪ 248 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:17,196 ♪ ...Proudly we hail... ♪ 249 00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:19,332 Ribeiro: Part poodle, part critic... 250 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,234 ♪ At the twilight-- ♪ 251 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:23,336 A criti-poo. 252 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:26,239 [ Laughs ] 253 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:29,909 Man, everybody's got World Cup fever. 254 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:38,284 ♪♪ 255 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:41,154 Woman: There we go. Go on. 256 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,122 What do you got? 257 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,390 What do you got? 258 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:45,591 Ribeiro: If somebody wrapped my treat in another treat, 259 00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:47,393 I'd be jumping for joy too. 260 00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:53,466 Woman: Oh, my goodness. Yes, I know. 261 00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:55,501 Ribeiro: He knows his behavior is so cute 262 00:13:55,501 --> 00:13:59,372 that he might earn another treat before he eats that treat. 263 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:03,443 ♪♪ 264 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:04,711 [ Crying ] 265 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:09,282 Ribeiro: If only they had some device that could pacify her... 266 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:12,018 Oh, never mind. 267 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:18,825 ♪♪ 268 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:22,562 Dogs are bigger than rabbits and can be just as fast. 269 00:14:22,562 --> 00:14:24,364 Their traction, however... 270 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:30,503 ♪♪ 271 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,939 Woman: Hands in. 272 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:35,341 Yay! 273 00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:38,411 Some dogs love squeaky toys. 274 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,380 Others just love attention. 275 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:46,085 ♪♪ 276 00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:49,122 ♪♪ 277 00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:56,729 ♪♪ 278 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,699 Black cats may be the poster child for Halloween, 279 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,534 but there are many other animals 280 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,770 that fit in with the Halloween spirit. 281 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,872 In fact, anything creepy, slithery, 282 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:09,408 and in any way icky counts as a Halloween critter. 283 00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,678 Those are rules... that I just made up. 284 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:14,781 If you're this scared of snakes, 285 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:18,384 maybe wear something a little more protective than a bikini. 286 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,453 [ Yelps ] 287 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:26,392 ♪♪ 288 00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:28,327 That's a wild turkey. 289 00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,263 Emphasis on the "wild." 290 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:35,902 ♪♪ 291 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:39,071 Man: Now, if you point to it, I'll follow your finger. 292 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:42,542 ♪♪ 293 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,677 Woman: Right there. 294 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:48,347 That looks a little tiny on my little screen here. 295 00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:50,817 You've got to zoom in. 296 00:15:50,817 --> 00:15:53,519 Do you know how to operate the camera? 297 00:15:53,519 --> 00:15:55,521 Look how small that is. Zoom in. 298 00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:58,558 Wherever they live, I'm never going there. 299 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:00,726 How big that is. 300 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:03,229 What should we name this one? 301 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,398 Monster. Monster. 302 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:07,366 Monster gotta go. 303 00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:10,303 ♪♪ 304 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,604 Get down, Chucky. 305 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:15,341 I'm trying to. 306 00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:19,212 Get him off me, Emma. Get him. 307 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:19,946 Look on the bright side. 308 00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:22,849 Maybe that lizard will shed his tail while he's on you 309 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:25,651 and there will be a little less of him to worry about. 310 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,221 Get him off me. 311 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,655 Breathe. 312 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,058 Come on, Emma. Get him off me. 313 00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:37,330 Take him off, Emma. 314 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,432 Nice job, Chucky. 315 00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:43,202 ♪♪ 316 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:47,373 [ Screams ] 317 00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:48,808 Ribeiro: Ladies and gentlemen, 318 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,410 the world's most persistent raccoon! 319 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:54,280 ♪♪ 320 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,549 -What? -It's a raccoon! 321 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,751 [ Woman screams ] 322 00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:02,221 Seriously, does she owe him money or something? 323 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:05,558 [ Screaming ] 324 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:09,595 Most raccoons operate under cover of darkness. 325 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:12,365 I bet this one runs out of gas around 8:00 p.m. 326 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:13,566 and hits the sack early. 327 00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:19,338 ♪♪ 328 00:17:19,338 --> 00:17:21,073 Nobody likes people who sit back 329 00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:25,444 and make sarcastic comments about people making mistakes. 330 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:26,679 Unless that person is on TV. 331 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,447 In which case...roll 'em! 332 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,616 ♪♪ 333 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:33,319 Time to drink in exactly what I'm thinkin'. 334 00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:36,489 It's "Here's a Thought." 335 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,623 Here's a thought... 336 00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,825 When you invite someone to drop in for dinner, 337 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:43,296 make it clear that you don't mean "literally." 338 00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:52,705 Four-wheeler tip... 339 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,006 The "all-terrain" in 340 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,875 "all-terrain vehicle" doesn't refer to a ramp 341 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:59,278 leaning precariously against a flatbed truck. 342 00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:12,725 Words to live by -- If anybody over 30 tries VR, 343 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,827 they should only do it surrounded by loved ones 344 00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,663 holding oversized pillows. 345 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:20,800 You look like you're enjoying it though. 346 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,636 It's good. I'm gone. 347 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,638 [ Woman screams ] 348 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,573 News flash... 349 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,375 Golfing on your buddy's private course? 350 00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:29,909 Okay. 351 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,278 Golfing on your buddy's privates? 352 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,713 Not okay. 353 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:37,116 Man: Cover your face. Cover your face. 354 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,822 Oh! 355 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,358 Ribeiro: This has been "Here's a Thought." 356 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:50,696 ♪♪ 357 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,865 I believe in truth in advertising, 358 00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,401 so I can say the next two minutes will be 359 00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:56,869 the greatest of your life! 360 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,738 Because this isn't an advertisement, 361 00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,973 it's entertainment where truth is optional. 362 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,310 Hoverboards are keeping the hanging mirror industry 363 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:05,378 in business. 364 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:11,317 ♪♪ 365 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:16,756 ♪♪ 366 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,158 Man: Jovie, what are those? 367 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,861 What? Quesadillas. 368 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,829 Quesadillas? Yeah. 369 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,332 Oh. Cicadas? Yeah. 370 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,333 Oh. 371 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:33,039 ♪♪ 372 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:37,343 The dog doing its business makes its owner fall on hers. 373 00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:46,519 ♪♪ 374 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,186 -Yes. -Do it! 375 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,989 If you managed to avoid the scooter craze this long, 376 00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,692 maybe you should just keep avoiding it. 377 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,594 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! 378 00:19:55,594 --> 00:19:58,631 Woman: Are you okay? 379 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,737 You put this like this and... 380 00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,539 [ Clears throat ] 381 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:10,509 Come here, turkey! 382 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,849 Boy: That's good! 383 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:21,353 That trick shot entitles dad to a quick hydration celebration. 384 00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,991 Dad! 385 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:29,829 Aw, he made a "grass salad" out of the backyard 386 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,630 with his granddaughter. 387 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:34,800 Pretty good. Tastes like dog pee-pee. 388 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:43,576 ♪♪ 389 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,211 This is the part of the show 390 00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:48,080 where we thank the videos that made the show such a success. 391 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,916 Tonight, we thank the people who got all dressed up, 392 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:53,686 just to fall right back down! 393 00:20:53,686 --> 00:21:01,627 ♪♪ 394 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:09,535 ♪♪ 395 00:21:09,535 --> 00:21:17,476 ♪♪ 396 00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:24,884 ♪♪ 397 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,685 Woman: Close the door. 398 00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:27,786 Oh! 399 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:34,860 ♪♪ 400 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:42,434 ♪♪ 401 00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:49,542 ♪♪ 402 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:56,615 ♪♪ 403 00:21:56,615 --> 00:22:03,756 ♪♪ 404 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:10,863 ♪♪ 405 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:17,903 ♪♪ 406 00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:21,540 ♪♪ 407 00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:30,182 ♪♪ 408 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,819 Often you say something that ends up biting you 409 00:22:33,819 --> 00:22:35,921 in the backside when you're proven wrong. 410 00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:37,089 And sometimes, it happens very quickly 411 00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:39,258 and is captured on video, which is perfect for us. 412 00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:41,126 We can't be following people around 413 00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:42,862 for years waiting for them to be proven wrong. 414 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,997 It's just not cost effective. 415 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:47,700 Woman: Careful on the stairs, they may be slippery. 416 00:22:49,668 --> 00:22:52,104 Yup. They're slippery. 417 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:55,474 They're slippery. Okay? 418 00:22:55,474 --> 00:23:03,782 ♪♪ 419 00:23:03,782 --> 00:23:05,718 Man: Oh. 420 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,587 [ Laughs ] 421 00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:14,827 ♪♪ 422 00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,495 Woman: Oh, my God. 423 00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:30,509 ♪♪ 424 00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:31,777 Ugh! 425 00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:39,785 ♪♪ 426 00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:50,896 Woman: Oh! 427 00:23:56,702 --> 00:23:58,904 [ Woman screams ] 428 00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:03,842 [ Applause ] 429 00:24:03,842 --> 00:24:07,179 Love. It's exciting and...new. 430 00:24:07,179 --> 00:24:09,081 Wait, did I just accidentally recite 431 00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:11,216 the theme to "The Love Boat"? 432 00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:15,020 Man, I'm such a Gen X'er. Kids, just ask your parents. 433 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:17,156 Right now, it's time for videos about love. 434 00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:20,092 So come aboard, we're expecting you. 435 00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:23,629 No. I just -- I gotta stop doing the "Love Boat" theme. 436 00:24:23,629 --> 00:24:27,366 ♪♪ 437 00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:30,235 You don't see too many couples doing the "carry the wife 438 00:24:30,235 --> 00:24:33,105 across the threshold" thing these days. 439 00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:35,007 And for good reason. 440 00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:40,479 ♪♪ 441 00:24:48,754 --> 00:24:52,057 [ Man laughs ] 442 00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:54,026 ♪♪ 443 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:56,328 Woman: We need to put him outside. 444 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,364 Making your wife think you're seriously injured 445 00:24:58,364 --> 00:25:02,601 is a seriously good way to end up sleeping on the couch. 446 00:25:02,601 --> 00:25:04,703 Tony! 447 00:25:06,739 --> 00:25:09,942 Tony! 448 00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:11,844 You... 449 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:12,911 Tony. 450 00:25:15,047 --> 00:25:18,617 I just dropped tea in the chair. 451 00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:22,287 I'll bet she's been married to this guy 452 00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:25,724 long enough to know not to stand under a snowy branch with him. 453 00:25:25,724 --> 00:25:27,860 ♪♪ 454 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,362 Stop it! You -- 455 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:33,966 We're on video. I don't care. 456 00:25:33,966 --> 00:25:36,568 Down my jacket. 457 00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:41,106 -Hello? -Let us in. 458 00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:43,108 We're here. 459 00:25:43,108 --> 00:25:46,145 If they think the trip getting here was rough, just wait! 460 00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:49,815 -Oh, hi. Come on in. -Wait. 461 00:25:49,815 --> 00:25:54,987 ♪♪ 462 00:25:54,987 --> 00:26:00,092 ♪♪ 463 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,361 Woman: It's -- It's going to be the reveal. 464 00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:05,230 That is like -- You look identical to that. 465 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,199 I look identical to this? 466 00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:08,367 They're doing that challenge 467 00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:10,969 where spouses paint pictures of each other. 468 00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:13,972 [ Laughs ] 469 00:26:13,972 --> 00:26:15,941 You look like Nicolas Cage. 470 00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:21,080 You take the camera. Oh, goodness. 471 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,015 All right. 472 00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:25,017 And I'll hold it. 473 00:26:25,017 --> 00:26:26,919 It looks exactly like me? 474 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:29,188 No. [ Laughing ] 475 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:32,291 [ Laughs ] 476 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:37,029 I think this amateur Van Gogh should probably just Van Stop. 477 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:39,064 That's horrible. 478 00:26:39,064 --> 00:26:46,104 [ Laughing ] 479 00:26:46,104 --> 00:26:48,607 Look... 480 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:55,247 The thing that makes every good scary movie scarier 481 00:26:55,247 --> 00:26:56,281 is the music. 482 00:26:56,281 --> 00:26:57,483 Don't believe me? 483 00:26:57,483 --> 00:26:59,351 Try watching the scariest movie you've ever seen 484 00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:03,355 but replace the music with polka. 485 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,224 Okay, you know what, that would still be scary, 486 00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:07,392 but a different kind of scary. 487 00:27:07,392 --> 00:27:10,395 But check out this montage where scares and scary music 488 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:13,765 equal some frightfully funny stuff. 489 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:19,938 ♪♪ 490 00:27:19,938 --> 00:27:21,773 [ Screams ] 491 00:27:21,773 --> 00:27:23,008 ♪♪ 492 00:27:23,008 --> 00:27:25,210 [ Laughs ] 493 00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:30,182 ♪♪ 494 00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:32,985 And so I -- Ohhhh... 495 00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:35,187 ♪♪ 496 00:27:35,187 --> 00:27:36,955 Ah! Oh! 497 00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:43,195 ♪♪ 498 00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:49,368 ♪♪ 499 00:27:49,368 --> 00:27:51,937 -[ Deep voice ] Good morning. -[ Screams ] 500 00:27:51,937 --> 00:27:56,942 ♪♪ 501 00:27:56,942 --> 00:27:59,278 [ Screams ] 502 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:00,979 [ Yelps ] 503 00:28:00,979 --> 00:28:02,014 You-- 504 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:07,152 ♪♪ 505 00:28:07,152 --> 00:28:08,954 Oh! 506 00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:15,093 ♪♪ 507 00:28:15,093 --> 00:28:16,929 No! 508 00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:19,364 [ Laughter ] 509 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:25,971 Woman: What sound does, uh a rooster make? 510 00:28:25,971 --> 00:28:28,440 Cockle-doodle-doo! 511 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,710 What sound does Mommy make? 512 00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:38,684 [ Laughs ] 513 00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:44,456 Ask your kid to do their best impression of mom or dad 514 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:45,958 and upload it to AFV.com. 515 00:28:48,994 --> 00:28:51,363 Siblings. We love them. 516 00:28:51,363 --> 00:28:53,165 However, sometimes we hate them 517 00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:54,600 because they're also the most likely 518 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:58,470 to be hogging the bathroom when we need it most. 519 00:28:58,470 --> 00:29:01,940 It's a complicated relationship. 520 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:07,412 ♪♪ 521 00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:09,147 In sisterly squabbles, 522 00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:12,117 this is known as "the nuclear option." 523 00:29:12,117 --> 00:29:15,454 [ Farts ] 524 00:29:15,454 --> 00:29:19,258 Woman: Oh, my God. What happened? 525 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:23,362 Ribeiro: This boy loves his sister. 526 00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:26,064 But nowhere near as much as he loves his naps. 527 00:29:26,064 --> 00:29:28,100 The guitar's awake. 528 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:34,973 [ Laughs ] 529 00:29:47,185 --> 00:29:49,421 Woman: What did you do? 530 00:29:49,421 --> 00:29:51,290 She has an artistic side... 531 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,457 Look. 532 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,993 ...and now her brother has an artistic face. 533 00:29:54,993 --> 00:29:57,229 Oh, my gosh... 534 00:29:57,229 --> 00:29:58,296 Mama. 535 00:29:58,296 --> 00:30:02,134 What did you do -- yeah? 536 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:03,568 Spin. 537 00:30:03,568 --> 00:30:06,271 Siblings -- Even when they get along, 538 00:30:06,271 --> 00:30:09,241 things can still go wrong. 539 00:30:09,241 --> 00:30:11,410 Woman: Oh! 540 00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:15,080 -Are you okay? -Yep. 541 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,982 -Are you sure? -Yep. 542 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:18,116 Okay. 543 00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:20,152 Woman: Sammy. Guess what. 544 00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:23,188 ♪♪ 545 00:30:23,188 --> 00:30:24,990 You're going to be a big brother. 546 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:27,192 [ Cries ] 547 00:30:27,192 --> 00:30:29,594 [ Laughs ] 548 00:30:29,594 --> 00:30:32,531 Ribeiro: The only thing Sammy loves more than Mommy and Daddy... 549 00:30:32,531 --> 00:30:35,200 is not having to share them. 550 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:37,202 What? 551 00:30:37,202 --> 00:30:38,503 Today's theme is... 552 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:39,638 Both: Rollerblading! 553 00:30:39,638 --> 00:30:41,573 Ribeiro: Rollerbladers that love Dr. Seuss! 554 00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:45,077 Roller girl lands on her caboose. 555 00:30:45,077 --> 00:30:45,610 [ Laughs ] 556 00:30:45,610 --> 00:30:48,447 Woman: What did you guys do? 557 00:30:48,447 --> 00:30:50,782 When you leave a three-year-old in charge of a two-year-old, 558 00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:55,387 the Venetian blinds don't have a long shelf life. 559 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:57,222 Loretta. 560 00:30:57,222 --> 00:31:06,498 ♪♪ 561 00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:08,500 I used to feel bad for Halloween 562 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,836 because all the Christmas hoopla starts earlier 563 00:31:10,836 --> 00:31:14,573 and earlier each year, muscling in on Halloween's turf. 564 00:31:14,573 --> 00:31:17,376 But this year, I started seeing ads for Halloween decorations 565 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:19,211 as early as July. 566 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:20,712 Hey, holidays, 567 00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:24,716 can you keep each holiday season in its designated time frame?! 568 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:27,419 Now with that said, I have a lead on some Easter candy 569 00:31:27,419 --> 00:31:29,521 if anyone wants to hit me up. 570 00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:33,091 Woman: C'mon. It's okay. It's okay. 571 00:31:35,193 --> 00:31:36,762 Come on. 572 00:31:36,762 --> 00:31:39,531 I'd be the same way if I ran into a giant version 573 00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:41,266 of my mortal enemy. 574 00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:47,372 Come on. You can do it. You can do it. 575 00:31:47,372 --> 00:31:48,440 Come on. 576 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,343 [ Horn honks ] 577 00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:53,812 ♪♪ 578 00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:57,282 Well, how did you think skeletons got to work? 579 00:31:57,282 --> 00:32:01,219 Woman: They're in the back too! 580 00:32:01,219 --> 00:32:04,356 ♪♪ 581 00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:06,324 Woman: Sophie, can I see your baby? 582 00:32:06,324 --> 00:32:08,059 Just real quick. 583 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:14,099 Ribeiro: It's the kind of zombie face that only a mother could love! 584 00:32:14,099 --> 00:32:17,602 ♪♪ 585 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,405 He's really looking forward to scaring everybody 586 00:32:20,405 --> 00:32:23,341 in the neighborhood with that creepy clown. 587 00:32:23,341 --> 00:32:25,177 And I do mean everybody. 588 00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:30,215 [ Evil laughter ] [ Screams ] 589 00:32:32,050 --> 00:32:34,553 ♪♪ 590 00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:38,123 It's true that people start to look like their dogs. 591 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:43,495 ♪♪ 592 00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:46,231 All right. 593 00:32:46,231 --> 00:32:47,666 It's free candy. 594 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:50,535 But you still pay for it. 595 00:32:50,535 --> 00:32:54,272 [ Screams ] 596 00:32:54,272 --> 00:33:00,345 ♪♪ 597 00:33:03,782 --> 00:33:06,351 You know what the world needs now? 598 00:33:06,351 --> 00:33:08,553 A dog who just might be hungry. 599 00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:10,422 ♪♪ 600 00:33:10,422 --> 00:33:14,426 [ Growling ] 601 00:33:14,426 --> 00:33:17,629 Hungry? [ Whines ] 602 00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:22,367 I hope you've enjoyed a dog who just might be hungry. 603 00:33:22,367 --> 00:33:27,772 ♪♪ 604 00:33:27,772 --> 00:33:30,575 People who say "hi" instead of "hello" 605 00:33:30,575 --> 00:33:32,744 save an estimated two to three minutes a week! 606 00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:35,447 It's true... as far as you know. 607 00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:37,415 And doing it saves you just enough time 608 00:33:37,415 --> 00:33:38,750 to watch these videos. 609 00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:40,819 So say hello -- no, say hi to them. 610 00:33:40,819 --> 00:33:44,022 There. Just saved you some valuable time. 611 00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:47,559 Shin guards. 612 00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:50,328 They're not just for catchers anymore. 613 00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:54,399 [ Laughs ] 614 00:33:54,399 --> 00:33:55,734 Face masks. 615 00:33:55,734 --> 00:33:58,036 They're not just for catchers anymore. 616 00:33:59,504 --> 00:34:01,940 Man: Happy Birthday, Mr. Slumer. 617 00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:04,609 They're called snapping turtles for a reason. 618 00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:06,478 Kiss it. Oh! 619 00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:15,520 ♪♪ 620 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:24,496 ♪♪ 621 00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:26,765 Wow, she's really mad at that scooter 622 00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:28,566 for breaking down on her. 623 00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:30,435 I mean, it's a healthy level of mad. 624 00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:32,037 A manageable level. 625 00:34:32,037 --> 00:34:35,240 It's not like she's gonna do something too crazy... 626 00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:40,612 Never mind. 627 00:34:40,612 --> 00:34:43,515 No. No! 628 00:34:43,515 --> 00:34:44,716 Mine. 629 00:34:44,716 --> 00:34:48,553 A two-car garage can store lots of bad ideas. 630 00:34:48,553 --> 00:34:53,358 ♪♪ 631 00:34:53,358 --> 00:34:54,459 Poor kid. 632 00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:55,760 He just wants to set up his camera 633 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,662 to shoot his skateboarding trick. 634 00:34:57,662 --> 00:35:06,404 ♪♪ 635 00:35:13,712 --> 00:35:15,647 -It's okay. -I thought it was just trash. 636 00:35:15,647 --> 00:35:17,515 -It's a phone. -Sorry about that. 637 00:35:17,515 --> 00:35:18,550 Man: That's okay. 638 00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:24,456 Woman: Tilly! 639 00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:25,657 Get. 640 00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:26,791 Get out of there. 641 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,626 Ribeiro: It's almost like the term "pig" 642 00:35:28,626 --> 00:35:31,563 has come to mean "messy eater" for a reason. 643 00:35:33,632 --> 00:35:36,868 Woman: What are you doing? Busted. 644 00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:38,903 [ Indistinct conversation ] 645 00:35:38,903 --> 00:35:41,373 Ribeiro: She takes out her daughter's tooth. 646 00:35:43,708 --> 00:35:47,445 As well as a good portion of the front door. 647 00:35:47,445 --> 00:35:49,414 [ Laughs ] 648 00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:53,818 A Halloween episode is an "AFV" tradition, 649 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:55,887 which leads to another "AFV" tradition -- 650 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,889 me asking for more Halloween videos, 651 00:35:57,889 --> 00:36:00,792 which is why Halloween is tonight's "Assignment America." 652 00:36:00,792 --> 00:36:02,961 Yes, we want to see your costumed kids, 653 00:36:02,961 --> 00:36:05,697 your spooky scares, your tricking, your treatin', 654 00:36:05,697 --> 00:36:06,865 and those treats being eaten! 655 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:08,933 Jess, tell 'em what to do! 656 00:36:08,933 --> 00:36:11,002 Halloween comes but once a year, 657 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,872 so upload your clips of costumes, candy, and fear! 658 00:36:13,872 --> 00:36:15,807 Your family's haunted happenings might even 659 00:36:15,807 --> 00:36:17,809 scare up a jack-o-lantern full of cash, 660 00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:19,878 because you could win 20 or even 100 grand. 661 00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:21,946 Just upload the video to AFV.com. 662 00:36:21,946 --> 00:36:24,115 For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com. 663 00:36:24,115 --> 00:36:26,851 Trick or treat, smell your own darn feet, 664 00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:29,187 Halloween videos just can't be beat! 665 00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:34,759 ♪♪ 666 00:36:34,759 --> 00:36:37,095 Well, we laughed so hard it was tough on our bladders. 667 00:36:37,095 --> 00:36:40,532 Now we'll make one family's bank account much fatter. 668 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:41,833 Let's meet our finalists. 669 00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,768 First up, a treat wrapped in meat? 670 00:36:43,768 --> 00:36:45,737 Well, isn't that sweet! 671 00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:48,606 It's "Bonkers for Bacon Bones" sent in by Tara Howard 672 00:36:48,606 --> 00:36:51,543 from Bourbonnais, Illinois. 673 00:36:51,543 --> 00:36:55,680 Tara: There we go. Go on. 674 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:57,782 What do you got? What do you got? 675 00:36:57,782 --> 00:36:59,984 Ribeiro: If somebody wrapped my treat in another treat, 676 00:36:59,984 --> 00:37:01,686 I'd be jumping for joy too. 677 00:37:01,686 --> 00:37:03,254 Tara: Oh, my goodness. Yes, I know. 678 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:10,595 Joining us are Tara, Jeremy, Cassie, and Milo. 679 00:37:10,595 --> 00:37:12,163 Tell me, was this a one-time thing, 680 00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:15,600 or does Milo do this excited dance any time 681 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,969 he is given any old treat? 682 00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:21,906 He does it every time he's given that specific treat. 683 00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:23,041 Oh, well, we love that. 684 00:37:23,041 --> 00:37:25,009 Well, you know what, when my wife sees this, 685 00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:28,179 she'll know I'm not the only one who has a bacon dance. 686 00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:31,950 'Cause I got a lil -- that's my bacon dance right there. 687 00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:35,086 All right. Well, good luck, y'all! 688 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,822 Thank you. All right. All right. 689 00:37:37,822 --> 00:37:40,525 Next up, it's a couple's art project. 690 00:37:40,525 --> 00:37:41,226 What could be quainter? 691 00:37:41,226 --> 00:37:43,862 Except when your husband's not much of a painter. 692 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:47,031 It's "Van Gogh? Oh, No" sent in by LaSandra McKeever 693 00:37:47,031 --> 00:37:50,034 from Mountain Township, Missouri. 694 00:37:50,034 --> 00:37:53,371 LaSandra: You take the camera. Oh, goodness. 695 00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:54,806 All right. 696 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:56,808 And I'll hold it. 697 00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:58,710 It looks exactly like me? 698 00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,845 No. [ Laughing ] 699 00:38:00,845 --> 00:38:04,115 [ Laughs ] 700 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:07,919 Joining us are LaSandra and Luap. 701 00:38:07,919 --> 00:38:10,121 Now, LaSandra, what went through your mind 702 00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:14,058 when you saw Luap's portrait of you? 703 00:38:14,058 --> 00:38:16,561 I think he forgot a little tone, 704 00:38:16,561 --> 00:38:18,663 or maybe I need some sun. 705 00:38:18,663 --> 00:38:19,998 I understand, I understand. 706 00:38:19,998 --> 00:38:24,002 Now did you guys eventually hang the portraits up in your house? 707 00:38:24,002 --> 00:38:27,772 I tried to. It was voted against. 708 00:38:27,772 --> 00:38:30,008 But I kept them for posterity. 709 00:38:30,008 --> 00:38:32,010 Absolutely. Well, you know what, listen, 710 00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:34,612 I have your number if I decide I want to sit 711 00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:36,514 for my "AFV" official portrait. 712 00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:38,583 Okay? 713 00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:39,150 [ Laughter ] 714 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:41,186 All right. Well, good luck, y'all! 715 00:38:41,186 --> 00:38:43,054 -Thank you. -All right. All right. 716 00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:46,124 And finally, a scooter can be tricky to teach, 717 00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:49,127 just make sure sharp objects are nowhere in reach. 718 00:38:49,127 --> 00:38:52,664 It's "Got an Axe to Grind" sent in by Afton Lorenz 719 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:55,533 from Brevard, North Carolina. 720 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,870 Wow, she's really mad at that scooter 721 00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:00,171 for breaking down on her. 722 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:02,607 I mean, it's a healthy level of mad. 723 00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:04,209 A manageable level. 724 00:39:04,209 --> 00:39:07,412 It's not like she's gonna do something too crazy... 725 00:39:11,649 --> 00:39:12,717 Never mind. 726 00:39:12,717 --> 00:39:14,886 No. No! 727 00:39:14,886 --> 00:39:17,088 The Lorenz family is experiencing 728 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:20,158 some technical issues due to Hurricane Helene. 729 00:39:20,158 --> 00:39:22,927 So they are joining us via phone. 730 00:39:22,927 --> 00:39:25,129 Hello, Afton, Ross, Rosie, and Beck, 731 00:39:25,129 --> 00:39:28,066 are you guys staying safe and dry? 732 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:30,902 -Yeah! Whoo! -We are, yeah. 733 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:33,004 Well, listen, Rosie, I gotta ask ya -- 734 00:39:33,004 --> 00:39:35,907 Rosie was pretty frustrated with her scooter. 735 00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:39,777 What was she planning to do with that hatchet? 736 00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:44,782 Afton: She was going to fix it, she said. 737 00:39:44,782 --> 00:39:46,251 She was going to fix it with a hatchet? 738 00:39:46,251 --> 00:39:50,021 Okay, well, that's a new kind of tool for fixing things. 739 00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:52,190 But listen, best of luck with your video 740 00:39:52,190 --> 00:39:55,894 and please stay safe and out of harms way, okay? 741 00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:57,929 -Thank you so much. -Appreciate it. 742 00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,931 All right. Take care, you guys. 743 00:39:59,931 --> 00:40:01,132 All right, we're going to find out who takes 744 00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:02,367 home the cash in just a minute, 745 00:40:02,367 --> 00:40:04,369 but first, let's take a look at some of the clips 746 00:40:04,369 --> 00:40:08,740 that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable mention. 747 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:16,881 ♪♪ 748 00:40:16,881 --> 00:40:25,590 ♪♪ 749 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:33,731 ♪♪ 750 00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:41,839 ♪♪ 751 00:40:41,839 --> 00:40:46,010 [ Applause ] 752 00:40:46,010 --> 00:40:48,179 Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes. 753 00:40:48,179 --> 00:40:50,848 $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, 754 00:40:50,848 --> 00:40:52,016 and $4,000 for third. 755 00:40:52,016 --> 00:40:53,952 Here we go. 756 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:56,354 Our third place, $4,000 winner is 757 00:40:56,354 --> 00:40:59,223 "Got an Axe to Grind" sent in by Afton Lorenz 758 00:40:59,223 --> 00:41:02,760 from Brevard, North Carolina. 759 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,262 Thank you. 760 00:41:04,262 --> 00:41:06,931 And the winner of the $20,000 761 00:41:06,931 --> 00:41:10,168 and tonight's funniest home video is 762 00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:13,104 "Bonkers for Bacon Bones" sent in by Tara Howard 763 00:41:13,104 --> 00:41:14,972 from Bourbonnais, Illinois. 764 00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:17,909 We have Tara, Jeremy, Cassie, and Milo! 765 00:41:17,909 --> 00:41:19,344 Congratulations! 766 00:41:19,344 --> 00:41:23,748 Tara, I understand that you rescued Milo from a shelter 767 00:41:23,748 --> 00:41:25,183 about six years ago. 768 00:41:25,183 --> 00:41:29,087 Do you think this is why he gets so excited for a treat? 769 00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:32,357 Yes. Yeah, he absolutely does not believe 770 00:41:32,357 --> 00:41:35,093 that he actually gets to have that treat. 771 00:41:35,093 --> 00:41:36,961 So he's very thankful. 772 00:41:36,961 --> 00:41:38,229 I can understand, and we're very thankful also 773 00:41:38,229 --> 00:41:39,797 'cause you know what? 774 00:41:39,797 --> 00:41:41,199 You rescued him 775 00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:43,968 and he's rewarding you with love, affection, 776 00:41:43,968 --> 00:41:45,169 and 20 grand! 777 00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:48,139 [ Cheers and applause ] 778 00:41:48,139 --> 00:41:51,175 So congratulations, you've got that $20,000 779 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:54,045 and a shot at $100,000! 780 00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:56,948 Congratulations, y'all. 781 00:41:56,948 --> 00:41:59,217 All right, well, that's our show. 782 00:41:59,217 --> 00:42:01,452 And while I hate to be the bearer of bad news, 783 00:42:01,452 --> 00:42:05,289 it's better than being the bearer of bad breath. 784 00:42:05,289 --> 00:42:07,125 We'll see you next time and don't forget, 785 00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:08,326 if you upload a video and it airs on the show, 786 00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:10,094 we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt. 787 00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:11,496 So goodnight, everybody, and remember, 788 00:42:11,496 --> 00:42:13,998 send your video to me, you might win 20 G's. 789 00:42:13,998 --> 00:42:15,066 Goodnight, y'all! 790 00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:18,836 [ Cheers and applause ] 791 00:42:18,836 --> 00:42:21,873 -- Captions by VITAC -- 792 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:29,981 ♪♪ 793 00:42:29,981 --> 00:42:38,089 ♪♪ 794 00:42:38,089 --> 00:42:46,164 ♪♪ 795 00:42:46,164 --> 00:42:54,739 ♪♪