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Ribeiro: "AFV's" on.

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Spoiler alert --
it looks like this.

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Woman: Oh, my God,
it's a big -- [ Screaming ]

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Woman #2:
Here, show us your trick.

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Bounce the ball
between your legs.

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Ooh!
It's sucking on my head.

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Oh!

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We ballin' up in here.
Aah!

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Aah!

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Welcome to "America's Funniest
Home Videos."

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And now, here he is,
the host of our show --

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Alfonso Ribeiro!

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Let's go!

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Thank you.
Thank you.

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Whoo!

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Welcome to the show.

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Interestingly,
"Welcome to the show"

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is what you say
to a baseball player

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who finally makes it
to the big leagues.

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So, when I say,
"Welcome to the show,"

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let me be clear
that none of you

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are suddenly playing
Major League Baseball.

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But you will see
an impressive roster

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of major-league goofballs.
Come on.

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That ramp was 9 bucks.

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It's gotta work!

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♪♪

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♪♪

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Say what you want about Greg...

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...he knows how to make
an entrance.

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Oh, man.

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[ Groaning ]

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[ Woman screams ]

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I'm fine. I'm fine.
I just hit my head on the door.

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What'd you do?
I walked into the door.

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Okay.

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Don't eat these
until I get back, okay?

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Okay.

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Okay. You can have them
when I get back.

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I'll be right back.

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Ribeiro:
It's the Temptation Challenge.

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And he doesn't just accept
the challenge, he crushes it.

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[ Laughter ]

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Did you eat any?

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No?

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♪♪

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Those new smartphones
are waterproof.

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I hope that goes for any liquid.

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Oh, Alfie!

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[ Dog urinating ]

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♪♪

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[ Sniffing ]

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♪♪

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Woman: What are
you guys doing?

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Ribeiro: At least they'll have
clean teeth and shiny coats.

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What are you doing,
Coney?

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That is so naughty.

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You know, the discus
originated in ancient Greece...

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where they didn't have cars.

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[ Glass shatters ]

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[ Car alarm blaring ]

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You might know me.

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I'm in quite a few things
at the school.

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I'm in our school's track team,
cross-country team,

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a member of the FFA program
at our school,

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a leader in JROTC,

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and I'm also an Eagle Scout
in the community.

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And so I think it's time --
Ohh!

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[ Laughter ]

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I'm tired of movies
about dystopian futures.

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How about movies where
the future is perfect?

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In a perfect future,
there'd be dogs everywhere

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being cute
and doing dog stuff.

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And, hey, I just realized,

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the perfect world
is already here!

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Release the hounds!

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It's time to go
to the "Dog Park."

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♪♪

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Some dogs drop subtle hints.

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And then there's Lars.

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What'd you get, Lars?

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♪♪

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Okay, I'll give you a treat,

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but only if you do
your impression of a doofus.

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♪♪

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♪♪

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He's ready to be on the lake...

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just not in the canoe.

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♪♪

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Woman: Don't you do it.
Don't you eat one.

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I'm gonna walk away.
Don't you eat one.

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♪♪

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Don't worry.

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He won't eat one.

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You better not
be eatin' one.

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Finally, a reason for dogs
to hate vacuum cleaners!

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♪♪

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Man: Me trying
to water the garden.

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Okay.

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What is that?

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What is that?

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How am I supposed to water?
Ow!

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Poor family.

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They lose more screen doors
this way.

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I'm here.

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Boy: Ohh!

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Bowie!

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♪♪

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Woman: Okay,
let's go inside.

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Ready...
set...sploot!

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Here's why I don't do yoga
right after lunch.

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[ Dog farts ]

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Dixie just farted.

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Oh, my God.

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There are two types
of senior citizens.

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Those who get upset that
they don't do certain things

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as well as they used to
and those who just decide

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to just accept it
and have fun with it.

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The first group eats dinner
at 3:00

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and goes to bed cranky.

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The second group
gets to be on TV.

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♪ Can't imagine
anything better ♪

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♪ Sun shining,
beautiful weather ♪

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♪ Nobody telling us what to do ♪

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♪ Yeah ♪

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♪ Let the moment
stay with you forever ♪

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♪ It's so fast,
let's fly together ♪

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♪ I'm chasing the magic
with you ♪

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♪ Can't imagine
anything better ♪

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♪ Can't imagine
anything better ♪

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♪ Can't imagine
anything better ♪

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Yeah!
♪ Can't imagine
anything better ♪

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♪♪

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♪ Can't imagine
anything better ♪

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♪ Our friends
are nestled together ♪

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♪ We swam out into the ocean ♪

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♪ Take off, shake off
the pressure ♪

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♪ Living life,
we found the treasure ♪

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♪ I struck the gold by you ♪

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♪ Can't imagine
anything better ♪

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♪ This life
just can't get better ♪

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♪ Can't imagine
anything better ♪

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♪ Can't imagine
anything better ♪

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♪ Can't imagine
anything better ♪

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[ Vocalizing ]

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Woman: Oh!

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♪♪

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[ Screams ]

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♪♪

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♪ Can't imagine
anything better ♪

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[ Laughter ]

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Do you have a funny video
worth $20,000?

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What are you waiting for?

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Upload it to AFV.com.

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We all have that friend who's
always playing practical jokes,

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and you never know where
or when they're gonna strike.

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And when I say "We,"
I mean the royal "we"

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because I cut ties with my
anxiety-inducing prankster buddy

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a long time ago.

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But I'm glad you didn't.

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Woman:
You all right?

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Woman #2: Oh, God.
Oh, my gosh.

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Oh, my gosh.

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I think she got pregnant just so
she could play this prank.

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Man: Are you okay?
Nope.

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What's wrong?

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-No. Her water broke.
-Her water broke.

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Let's get her
to the hospital.

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Okay, somebody has to call
my doctor.

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Eric, call her doctor.

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What doctor
are you using?

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Get your phone, Eric.

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I'm coming.

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What's your doctor's number?
Breathe.

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What's the doctor's
number?

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April is
the first name.

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-Just Google it.
-Just Google it.

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I think we need to go
to the hospital, don't we?

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Yeah, but we got
to call her first.

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Okay, April what?

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[ Laughter ]

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Ribeiro: Yep.
That's a chicken.

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And that's the bathroom
his sister's using.

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[ Screaming ]

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♪♪

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Cats always land on their feet.

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Teenage girls?

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Not so much.

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[ Man growls ]

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I knew you were --

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[ Woman laughing ]

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What's worse -- getting pranked
with shaving cream

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or thinking it's whipped cream?

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Mmm.

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Ugh.

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No!
That's shaving cream!

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[ Laughing ]

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[ Cellphone playing
"The Entertainer" ]

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Severely disappointing your son?

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There's an app for that.

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♪♪

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What?

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♪♪

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[ Laughter,
cheers and applause ]

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With Christmas
around the corner,

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if you're looking
for a good gift idea,

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I'd recommend
a nice neck massager

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or a back massager

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or one of those foot baths
that you soak your feet in.

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Yeah.
Yeah.

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Because if something ever
happens to their coffee table,

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they'll need a bunch
of boxes of stuff

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that they never use
to prop their feet up on.

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I love being helpful.

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♪♪

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This raccoon is
a criminal mastermind.

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He waits for her to leave...

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chooses the bag
with the tastiest treats...

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...and makes his escape.

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♪♪

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[ Leaf-blower motor
revving loudly ]

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She likes being the loudest one
in the neighborhood...

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until she isn't.

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[ Lightning crashes ]

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Woman: That was close!

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Man: I know!

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Dad's home from work, and he
can't wait to take a load off.

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♪♪

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[ Indistinct conversations ]

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I think it took
Mr. Miyagi 30 years

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to accomplish this.

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[ Laughter, cheering ]

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♪♪

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Max.

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♪♪

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Oh!

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♪♪

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Ribeiro: They're surprised
she likes salad.

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I'm surprised she likes drinking
out of the toilet.

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I can't believe
she likes salad.

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♪♪

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They dog-proofed the porch.

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Unfortunately, they also
Frank-proofed it.

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♪♪

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Man: Pop-Pop, you bringing
your phone?

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Mama.

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-Hi!
-Hi.

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Teens aren't great
at time management.

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You constantly have to ask them
to do things

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like clean their rooms
and do their homework,

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yet somehow always find time
to be on their phones

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and they somehow
always find time

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to shoot funny videos
with those phones...

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which I somehow don't have
a problem with.

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You got this, girl.

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I'm terrified.

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Don't be.
How do I do this?

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I press the brake?

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Man: Push the brake in
and turn it.

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Hold it.

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Well, you don't --
Did I do it?

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Yeah, it's started.
Okay, now?

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Okay, here, take it,

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pull it forward,
and down.

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Hang on.

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Ribeiro: Dad gave her
a lot of instructions.

269
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"How to go in reverse"
should have been one of them.

270
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,749
That's go-- Whoa!

271
00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:12,051
Aah!

272
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,653
I'm sorry!

273
00:14:16,422 --> 00:14:18,591
Don't -- Don't -- Don't.
No, I'm so sorry.

274
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:21,060
I'm so sorry!

275
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,062
I don't want to drive.

276
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,264
Ribeiro:
It's a little stuffy in here.

277
00:14:25,264 --> 00:14:27,333
Somebody crack open a window.

278
00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:28,468
[ Yells ]

279
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:30,536
[ Glass shatters ]

280
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:37,643
♪♪

281
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:40,780
[ Both screaming ]

282
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:44,884
I think you should only have
to pay for the portion

283
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,153
of the ride
that you're awake for.

284
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,957
You okay?

285
00:14:50,957 --> 00:14:53,326
Aah!

286
00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:59,265
♪♪

287
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:02,435
Some roommates
do everything together.

288
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,003
Aah!

289
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,378
Cartwheel,
meet four-wheel drive.

290
00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:15,715
[ Laughing ]

291
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:18,317
Man: Yeah!

292
00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:21,621
Does it work?

293
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,392
Are you okay?

294
00:15:26,392 --> 00:15:31,497
♪♪

295
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:38,404
If you love seeing people
having to deal with a cold,

296
00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:40,940
powdery substance that can be
both a whole lot of fun

297
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,409
and a whole lot of hassle,
then let's face the facts --

298
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:46,846
there's no business
like snow business.

299
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,248
It's snowing!

300
00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:52,251
You know, I'm from Miami, so,
you know, we don't see this...

301
00:15:55,521 --> 00:15:58,157
Ribeiro:
They don't have snow in Miami.

302
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,626
But do they have gravity?

303
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,228
Yeah, I'm going inside, bro.

304
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:09,902
♪♪

305
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,572
Ribeiro: This guy loves
shoveling snow so much,

306
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,707
he hates when he has to stop.

307
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:20,480
♪♪

308
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:26,285
♪♪

309
00:16:26,285 --> 00:16:30,490
Woman: [ Laughing ] Watch.
He's got, like, the worst...

310
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,725
The only thing worse
than his commute to work

311
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:34,994
is his commute
to the front door.

312
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:42,568
♪♪

313
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:50,176
♪♪

314
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:52,011
They're cross-country skiing...

315
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,580
if the country's
only 20 feet long.

316
00:16:54,580 --> 00:17:01,554
♪♪

317
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,823
They said she was too old
for sledding,

318
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:07,226
but I say "hats off" for trying.

319
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,828
Oop!

320
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:13,733
♪♪

321
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,102
Ribeiro: I knew French Canadians
liked hockey.

322
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:18,671
I didn't know French bulldogs
did, too.

323
00:17:18,671 --> 00:17:28,548
♪♪

324
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,449
We can land a man on the moon,

325
00:17:30,449 --> 00:17:32,685
but we can't make a sled
with a steering wheel?

326
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,354
Woman: Oh!

327
00:17:35,354 --> 00:17:37,757
Okay, let's do this.
Okay?

328
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,992
Here we go.

329
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:42,862
Here we go.
Whoa!

330
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,830
Ribeiro:
He thought Dad was being so nice

331
00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:46,299
for letting him
sit in the front.

332
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:55,241
♪♪

333
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,077
Success is great,
but failure is so much funnier.

334
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,745
So, when it comes
to congratulating people

335
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:03,516
for almost achieving things,
giving props never stops.

336
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,352
It's time to give credit
where credit is due.

337
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:10,156
Join me as I applaud the effort.

338
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:11,424
You put your daughter

339
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,926
in charge of your homemade
muffin business?

340
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,695
I applaud the effort.

341
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,097
Man: Hannah,
what are you doing?

342
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,433
Are you -- Are you making --
Are you making your muffins?

343
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,768
Look at me.
Are you making muffins?

344
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,670
Yes.
Oh.

345
00:18:24,670 --> 00:18:29,108
I think -- I think you
might've wasted some.

346
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,710
You decided to collect eggs

347
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,646
while the crankiest rooster
in the coop was on duty?

348
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:35,982
I admire the chutzpah.

349
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:37,950
[ Chickens clucking ]

350
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,852
How nice they are.

351
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:46,792
[ Man laughing ]

352
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,028
You took your lazy dog
to the lake

353
00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:51,330
thinking he'd become
a weekend warrior?

354
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:52,865
Hmm.

355
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,266
Okay.

356
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:56,435
[ Dog snoring ]

357
00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:58,771
[ Laughter ]

358
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:08,314
You decided to pogo-stick
for the first time

359
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,183
in the only room
with a glass coffee table?

360
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:12,852
Take a bow.

361
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,556
Dad! Dad!

362
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:24,363
No offense to my human friends,

363
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:26,532
but animals can be
just as funny as people.

364
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:29,101
In fact, I was wondering
if it's possible for animals

365
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:31,237
to somehow know
they're being funny,

366
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:35,608
so I called "AFV's" resident
zoologist to ask her.

367
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:37,910
Resident zoologist.
I'm just kidding.

368
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:41,047
I texted her and she never
got back to me.

369
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,715
Hi. Hi.

370
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,717
Ooh, you're so sweet.
Oh, my goodness.

371
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:46,285
Thank you so much.
You're so sweet.

372
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:47,553
Oh, yes.

373
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:50,690
Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah.
Oh, boy. Oh.

374
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,391
Ribeiro:
Someone's gonna have to explain

375
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:53,926
how she got
that elephant hickey.

376
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:57,363
Oh!
It's sucking on my head.

377
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:59,298
Oh!
It's sucking on my head.

378
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:06,105
Ribeiro: Screens keep bugs out,
not 500-pound mama bears.

379
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,808
Woman: It's a big --
[ Screaming ]

380
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:14,313
♪♪

381
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:17,183
Emus -- not the most
intimidating birds

382
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,451
on the planet.

383
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:23,756
♪♪

384
00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:27,026
This is why I prefer petting
zoos to petting aquariums.

385
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:29,361
Woman: Did you touch it?
Yeah.

386
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:33,732
Alright, bud.

387
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,103
Girl:
They hopped the fence.

388
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,704
Hi, honey.

389
00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:39,772
So typical.

390
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:40,973
As soon as you get a new pool,

391
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,575
the neighbors invite
themselves over.

392
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:43,509
This is different.

393
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:45,478
I'm petting a deer.

394
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:49,048
Hey, not the food, babes.
Not the food, honey.

395
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:52,651
My mom -- My mom's
coming out here.

396
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:56,088
We're in the pool
and the deer hopped the fence.

397
00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:00,392
Hey, honey.

398
00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:01,527
[ Gasps ]

399
00:21:01,527 --> 00:21:03,796
[ Both screaming ]

400
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,635
I got the video.

401
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:14,940
Oh, God!

402
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:21,113
♪♪

403
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,015
What's wrong with you?
Ooh!

404
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:26,018
Ribeiro: Suddenly an aloof cat
doesn't seem so bad.

405
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:27,319
Come on, give me a kiss.

406
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:30,156
Oh, God!

407
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:33,659
♪♪

408
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:34,794
Ribeiro:
Ladies and gentlemen,

409
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:38,197
the extremely rare
triple-decker rodent!

410
00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:43,869
Don't worry.

411
00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:46,739
If you run out of food, he'll
find something else to snack on.

412
00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,674
Man: Ow!
He almost ate my finger.

413
00:21:48,674 --> 00:21:50,776
Get out of here!

414
00:21:50,776 --> 00:21:55,181
♪♪

415
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:03,189
They say the more grateful
you are,

416
00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:04,723
the more that will
come your way.

417
00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,826
Take me. I'm grateful
for your funny videos.

418
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,260
Now, I'm not saying that just

419
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:10,196
so more funny videos
will come my way.

420
00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:12,498
But I'm also not saying it
so that more funny videos

421
00:22:12,498 --> 00:22:13,832
won't come my way.

422
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:14,934
Let me just say it like that.

423
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,468
Wink.

424
00:22:16,468 --> 00:22:18,571
We're rollin'.

425
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:23,175
♪♪

426
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:26,512
Ribeiro: This guy with
the GoPro is a real amateur.

427
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,716
We ballin' up in here.
Aah!

428
00:22:30,716 --> 00:22:37,089
♪♪

429
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:38,691
Man: Ready, team?

430
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,227
Ribeiro: This is a "develop
trust issues" fall.

431
00:22:41,227 --> 00:22:44,663
All: Fall, Jason.

432
00:22:44,663 --> 00:22:46,165
Oh, my gosh.

433
00:22:46,165 --> 00:22:48,234
Woman: Alright, do it.
Show us your trick.

434
00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:49,935
Bounce the ball
between your legs.

435
00:22:49,935 --> 00:22:52,538
[ Laughing ]

436
00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:58,611
♪♪

437
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:01,680
Ribeiro: This is what you get
for blocking her view of the TV.

438
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,551
♪♪

439
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:08,721
Woman:
What are you doin'?

440
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,322
Oh!

441
00:23:10,322 --> 00:23:15,194
♪♪

442
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:20,032
♪♪

443
00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:23,369
Whoever designed this
was no rocket scientist.

444
00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:28,741
♪♪

445
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:34,113
♪♪

446
00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:36,749
These pickleballers
get it right in the gherkin.

447
00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:41,620
♪♪

448
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,188
Ohh!

449
00:23:43,188 --> 00:23:52,765
♪♪

450
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:56,302
The ball breaks the light.

451
00:23:56,302 --> 00:23:58,237
But the light gets its revenge.

452
00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:03,008
♪♪

453
00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:05,010
Man: How long
has he been alive?

454
00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:08,580
A while.
Like, two and a half years.

455
00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:12,651
A long life, but now
you get to swim free.

456
00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:14,820
Maybe I can swish you down
with the bidet.

457
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:20,092
Give you some extra...

458
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:22,328
Ooh.

459
00:24:22,328 --> 00:24:25,798
Alright.

460
00:24:25,798 --> 00:24:27,966
You've led a good life.

461
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:30,602
First her fish dies
and now this.

462
00:24:34,006 --> 00:24:36,408
She's not having
a great "bidet."

463
00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:39,511
[ Laughter and applause ]

464
00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:45,684
Sibling relationships
are complex.

465
00:24:45,684 --> 00:24:48,687
Sometimes you're best friends,
sometimes you're mortal enemies,

466
00:24:48,687 --> 00:24:50,222
and some days
the only thing you feel

467
00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:53,859
like saying to each other is,
"I'm sorry, and you are?"

468
00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:55,594
What are we doing?

469
00:24:55,594 --> 00:24:57,796
Woman: Well, which one of you
is the loser?

470
00:24:57,796 --> 00:24:59,198
Me.

471
00:24:59,198 --> 00:25:01,433
Me.
Me.

472
00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:02,501
You're the --
Which one is the loser?

473
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,869
Me.
Me! Me!

474
00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:05,771
I want to be the loser.
Me, me, me.

475
00:25:05,771 --> 00:25:07,673
I -- No,
you're not the loser.

476
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,608
I am.
Wah!

477
00:25:09,608 --> 00:25:11,477
Why do you want to be the loser?

478
00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:12,778
Because...
Because...

479
00:25:12,778 --> 00:25:15,080
Because I am the girl.

480
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,117
Only girls
can be the loser.

481
00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:27,559
Patience means that we...

482
00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:29,294
Boy: Mama!

483
00:25:29,294 --> 00:25:32,898
Patience --
I'm doing a video!

484
00:25:32,898 --> 00:25:35,200
[ Screaming ]

485
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:38,237
[ Crying ]

486
00:25:39,171 --> 00:25:41,273
Denver!
You're in the video!

487
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:46,078
You know I don't like it
when you're in the back video.

488
00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:48,013
And that's what patience --

489
00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:51,316
You need to wait
and not get arguing.

490
00:25:51,316 --> 00:25:52,484
And that's it.

491
00:25:52,484 --> 00:25:55,921
Ribeiro:
Check out this hula "oops."

492
00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:03,495
Woman: Go on.

493
00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:05,130
One foot
in front of the other.

494
00:26:07,299 --> 00:26:09,334
Take your time.
Come on.

495
00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:11,036
Go get the Cheeto.

496
00:26:14,673 --> 00:26:16,241
Go get the Cheeto.

497
00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:17,943
Cheeto meet cheater.

498
00:26:19,378 --> 00:26:22,347
[ Screams ]

499
00:26:22,347 --> 00:26:24,416
Yes.

500
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:27,519
Woman:
Mommy is gonna have a baby.

501
00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:29,421
You're having a baby?
Oh, my gosh.

502
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:32,357
No. Why?
Please no.

503
00:26:32,357 --> 00:26:33,826
Yes! Yes!
Yes!

504
00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:36,728
Shh.
Ava's already born, why?

505
00:26:36,728 --> 00:26:38,397
I want a baby sister!

506
00:26:38,397 --> 00:26:39,965
Why?
You want a baby sister?

507
00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:41,033
Yes!
Shh.

508
00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:43,902
I don't want to have
another sibling.

509
00:26:43,902 --> 00:26:46,939
I want a baby sister.

510
00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:52,778
I really don't want
another sibling.

511
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:54,546
I already got her
annoying me,

512
00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:57,449
I don't want someone else
annoying me.

513
00:26:57,449 --> 00:27:00,652
I want a baby sister.
Trey...

514
00:27:00,652 --> 00:27:04,823
I want a baby sister.

515
00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:09,595
♪♪

516
00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:11,797
Who was the first person
to water ski?

517
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:14,233
Who was the first person
to strap wooden boards

518
00:27:14,233 --> 00:27:16,869
on his feet, get towed
at high speed by a boat,

519
00:27:16,869 --> 00:27:19,271
smack down face-first
into an ice-cold lake,

520
00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:22,875
and say, "That was great!
Let's go again!"?

521
00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:25,711
Well, somehow it caught on,
even if the people doing it

522
00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:28,013
haven't caught on
to what a bad idea it is.

523
00:27:28,013 --> 00:27:31,016
[ "Pas de Deux: Coda"
from "Swan Lake" playing ]

524
00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:37,956
♪♪

525
00:27:37,956 --> 00:27:44,897
♪♪

526
00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:51,770
♪♪

527
00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:58,710
♪♪

528
00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:05,617
♪♪

529
00:28:05,617 --> 00:28:12,591
♪♪

530
00:28:12,591 --> 00:28:19,498
♪♪

531
00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:26,405
♪♪

532
00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:33,312
♪♪

533
00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:40,285
♪♪

534
00:28:40,285 --> 00:28:47,192
♪♪

535
00:28:47,192 --> 00:28:49,995
[ Cheers and applause ]

536
00:28:49,995 --> 00:28:51,129
Got a funny video?

537
00:28:51,129 --> 00:28:53,465
Upload it to AFV.com.

538
00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:08,113
Doing home-repair projects
yourself

539
00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:09,548
can save you a lot of cash.

540
00:29:09,548 --> 00:29:10,782
But unless you're an expert,

541
00:29:10,782 --> 00:29:12,551
it's smarter
to just a hire a guy,

542
00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:14,419
and here's a helpful tip.
Okay?

543
00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:15,954
The next time a plumber says

544
00:29:15,954 --> 00:29:18,557
he'll be there
sometime between noon and 4:00,

545
00:29:18,557 --> 00:29:20,592
tell him you'll pay him
somewhere

546
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:22,828
between $5 and $200.

547
00:29:22,828 --> 00:29:26,231
[ Laughter ]

548
00:29:26,231 --> 00:29:28,667
Maybe that's why my toilet's
still clogged.

549
00:29:31,136 --> 00:29:34,673
The sad thing is he had a coupon
for a free palm-tree removal

550
00:29:34,673 --> 00:29:36,475
that just expired yesterday.

551
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:40,112
♪♪

552
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,480
Boy: Wow!

553
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,483
Boy #2: That was neat!

554
00:29:44,483 --> 00:29:47,819
Porcelain is heavier
than it looks.

555
00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:50,422
Let that sink in.

556
00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:56,762
♪♪

557
00:29:56,762 --> 00:30:03,068
♪♪

558
00:30:03,068 --> 00:30:06,371
I'm not gonna pretend to know
what this guy's plan was.

559
00:30:06,371 --> 00:30:12,911
♪♪

560
00:30:12,911 --> 00:30:19,518
♪♪

561
00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:22,888
It's like people don't realize
that roots go really,

562
00:30:22,888 --> 00:30:24,756
really deep into the ground.

563
00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:32,564
♪♪

564
00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:40,305
♪♪

565
00:30:40,305 --> 00:30:43,542
What, did he think the branch
was gonna fall up?

566
00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:50,248
♪♪

567
00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:52,217
Think of the 50 bucks
he'll save

568
00:30:52,217 --> 00:30:54,853
by knocking down
that hornets' nest himself.

569
00:30:54,853 --> 00:30:57,055
[ Man yelling ]

570
00:30:57,055 --> 00:30:58,390
[ Hornets buzzing ]

571
00:30:58,390 --> 00:31:01,660
Jump in the water!
Jump in the water!

572
00:31:06,498 --> 00:31:09,434
Did you get stung?
Did you get stung?

573
00:31:09,434 --> 00:31:10,936
I got stung
a bunch of times.

574
00:31:10,936 --> 00:31:12,370
Stay in the water.

575
00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:14,740
That thing's gonna fall apart
if you move it.

576
00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:19,711
♪♪

577
00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:20,946
Shut up.

578
00:31:20,946 --> 00:31:22,681
I will not shut up!

579
00:31:29,254 --> 00:31:32,758
Both: Hey, Alfonso,
we want some more videos

580
00:31:32,758 --> 00:31:34,726
with people at the beach.

581
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:36,828
[ Both screaming ]

582
00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:39,731
Okay, Ava and Dylan, you want
to see more beach videos?

583
00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:43,068
Well, I sea-shore hope you like
this batch of beaches.

584
00:31:46,338 --> 00:31:49,875
This sea lion
is pretty cheeky.

585
00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:52,577
Ow! Aye!

586
00:31:52,577 --> 00:31:55,213
Woman: Hey, Will.

587
00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:01,019
It's gonna take more
than a folding chair

588
00:32:01,019 --> 00:32:03,188
to keep Sarge
from going swimming.

589
00:32:03,188 --> 00:32:11,129
♪♪

590
00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:12,831
A slackline.

591
00:32:12,831 --> 00:32:16,535
You know how this always ends,
right?

592
00:32:16,535 --> 00:32:18,236
Woman: [ Gasps ] Ohh!

593
00:32:18,236 --> 00:32:22,340
Hey, look, your dinner's
being eaten

594
00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:24,242
by a more expensive dinner.

595
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:31,483
Even in a tropical paradise,
little brothers are annoying.

596
00:32:34,686 --> 00:32:36,021
-You all right?
-Sorry!

597
00:32:36,021 --> 00:32:37,222
It's fine.

598
00:32:37,222 --> 00:32:38,723
-Need a hand?
-No.

599
00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:41,393
Woman: Go.

600
00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:43,028
Ready?

601
00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:47,199
Ooh.

602
00:32:47,199 --> 00:32:50,535
Ribeiro: I hope you brought
enough sandwiches to share...

603
00:32:50,535 --> 00:32:52,137
with the seagulls.

604
00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:54,005
Aah!

605
00:32:54,005 --> 00:33:00,879
♪♪

606
00:33:00,879 --> 00:33:03,381
Woman:
Why you crying?

607
00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:05,016
Why you crying "Mummy"?

608
00:33:05,016 --> 00:33:06,685
Mummy.

609
00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:08,153
Why you crying, honey?

610
00:33:10,388 --> 00:33:12,457
The floor is dirty?
Yeah.

611
00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:14,025
Honey, you at the beach.

612
00:33:14,025 --> 00:33:15,827
That's sand.

613
00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:19,164
Okay?

614
00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:21,333
Woman: Back up.
Back down.

615
00:33:21,333 --> 00:33:24,703
Oh, s--

616
00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:26,605
Ribeiro:
"Let's go fly kites," she said.

617
00:33:26,605 --> 00:33:28,540
"It'll be great," she said.

618
00:33:32,878 --> 00:33:36,214
Gender-reveal parties
didn't even used to be a thing.

619
00:33:36,214 --> 00:33:39,017
Now they're huge, elaborate
affairs involving costumes,

620
00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:41,686
balloons, having the fire
department on speed dial,

621
00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:43,522
and the written
approval of NATO.

622
00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:45,824
But still, you have to hand it
to these gender reveals

623
00:33:45,824 --> 00:33:47,993
that have clearly
gotten out of hand.

624
00:33:47,993 --> 00:33:49,628
Woman:
You're gonna have to bite.

625
00:33:49,628 --> 00:33:50,829
I've got you recorded.

626
00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,664
You're gonna have
to bite super hard.

627
00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:54,232
Big bite.
I'd bite, like, in the middle,

628
00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:55,901
maybe, to make sure
that you can get it.

629
00:33:55,901 --> 00:33:57,335
Okay?

630
00:33:57,335 --> 00:33:59,037
Is it a boy or a girl?
What do you think, Beau?

631
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,538
Before you bite,
what do you think?

632
00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:01,806
Boy.
Boy.

633
00:34:01,806 --> 00:34:03,608
What do you think, Virginia?
Boy.

634
00:34:03,608 --> 00:34:06,745
SaraJane, what --

635
00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:08,179
She's like, "Wait, schmait."

636
00:34:08,179 --> 00:34:09,548
Woman: Baby "A."

637
00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:13,385
Ribeiro: Dad doesn't care
if it's a boy or a girl.

638
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,353
He's just hoping they know
what an arrow is.

639
00:34:15,353 --> 00:34:17,455
You pointed it
the wrong way.

640
00:34:17,455 --> 00:34:19,057
I miss the days
when gender reveals

641
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,825
didn't have collateral damage.

642
00:34:20,825 --> 00:34:23,762
[ Laughter ]

643
00:34:23,762 --> 00:34:32,537
♪♪

644
00:34:32,537 --> 00:34:34,439
They're watching a friend's
gender reveal

645
00:34:34,439 --> 00:34:36,074
live on their phone --

646
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,243
a phone that still
gets phone calls.

647
00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:40,011
[ Cellphone rings ]

648
00:34:40,011 --> 00:34:42,047
No-o-o!

649
00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,618
Are you kidding me?!

650
00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:48,119
[ Laughing ]

651
00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:53,959
Woman: Do you guys want to get
by it first and take a picture?

652
00:34:56,962 --> 00:34:58,897
Ribeiro:
If they want to know what it is,

653
00:34:58,897 --> 00:35:01,533
they'll have to drive
three states away.

654
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,301
Oh.

655
00:35:03,301 --> 00:35:04,903
Man: Smash it!

656
00:35:04,903 --> 00:35:07,272
[ Laughter ]

657
00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:09,774
It's like he knows he'll have to
give up golf

658
00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:11,376
when the baby's born.

659
00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:16,648
♪♪

660
00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:18,116
What is it?!

661
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:25,957
♪♪

662
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:27,959
We've had so many of these,

663
00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:30,295
we could start
our own Blue Man Group.

664
00:35:30,295 --> 00:35:37,268
♪♪

665
00:35:37,268 --> 00:35:44,242
♪♪

666
00:35:44,242 --> 00:35:47,612
If you know me, then you know
I love practical jokes.

667
00:35:47,612 --> 00:35:48,947
Well, not all of them,

668
00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:50,448
not the ones played on me.

669
00:35:50,448 --> 00:35:52,951
But I like all of the ones
that aren't played on me,

670
00:35:52,951 --> 00:35:55,720
and that's why practical jokes
that aren't played on me

671
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:57,322
are tonight's
"Assignment America."

672
00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:59,791
In fact, we showed some examples
earlier in the show

673
00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:01,926
that should help you
scare or embarrass

674
00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:03,395
nearly everyone you know.

675
00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:04,796
Jess?

676
00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:06,331
Practical jokes are practically

677
00:36:06,331 --> 00:36:07,832
the funniest thing
in the world,

678
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,601
so grab your camera
and an unsuspecting friend

679
00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:11,002
and get to work.

680
00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:12,871
We'd be more thankful
if you could be prankful,

681
00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:15,373
maybe even to the tune
of 20 or 100 grand.

682
00:36:15,373 --> 00:36:17,375
Just upload the video
to AFV.com.

683
00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:20,478
For full contest rules,
log on to AFV.com.

684
00:36:20,478 --> 00:36:22,313
Remember, nothing is cooler
than an "AFV" fooler.

685
00:36:22,313 --> 00:36:24,449
And prank you in advance.

686
00:36:29,954 --> 00:36:32,023
It's been a fun night.
We've had such a hoot,

687
00:36:32,023 --> 00:36:34,459
but let's get down to the
business of awarding some loot.

688
00:36:34,459 --> 00:36:36,094
So, let's meet our finalists.

689
00:36:36,094 --> 00:36:38,363
First up,
his mom leaves some chocolate

690
00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:39,864
which he should not eat,

691
00:36:39,864 --> 00:36:42,267
but he's got a mischievous plan
to replenish the treats.

692
00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:45,470
It's "Clever Chocolate Cheater"
sent in by Brooke Barroso

693
00:36:45,470 --> 00:36:47,806
from Saratoga Springs, Utah.

694
00:36:50,475 --> 00:36:51,643
Woman: Okay.

695
00:36:51,643 --> 00:36:52,677
You can have them
when I get back.

696
00:36:52,677 --> 00:36:54,312
I'll be right back.

697
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,150
It's the Temptation Challenge.

698
00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:02,821
And he doesn't just accept
the challenge, he crushes it.

699
00:37:07,392 --> 00:37:11,262
Joining us are Brooke, Dan,
Rylan, Kason, and Jackson.

700
00:37:11,262 --> 00:37:13,465
So Rylan, you convinced your mom

701
00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:15,834
to try this chocolate challenge
on your little brother,

702
00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:18,736
Jackson,
after you saw it on "AFV."

703
00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:22,474
Now, were you surprised
at what Jackson did?

704
00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:23,775
Yeah, I was.

705
00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:26,511
I knew he's always
been, like, sneaky,

706
00:37:26,511 --> 00:37:28,880
but I didn't know
he'd be that sneaky.

707
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:31,149
I love that, and, Mom,
what about you?

708
00:37:31,149 --> 00:37:32,717
Did you see that one coming?

709
00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:34,686
I didn't realize he was
gonna be that sneaky.

710
00:37:34,686 --> 00:37:37,722
He's always been our
mischievous little boy,

711
00:37:37,722 --> 00:37:40,792
like, more than these two,
the other two, so...

712
00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:42,827
Yeah.
Yeah.

713
00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:45,130
Well, you know what? Him being
mischievous was clever enough,

714
00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:47,932
because he may have gotten
you $20,000.

715
00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:50,468
I know!
Good luck!

716
00:37:50,468 --> 00:37:52,170
Next, Grandpa jumps
into action

717
00:37:52,170 --> 00:37:53,972
when his daughter's
water breaks,

718
00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:57,575
but when he scrambles for help,
he soon learns it's all fake.

719
00:37:57,575 --> 00:38:00,979
It's "April Fools, MD" sent in
by Pam Lutz

720
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:03,681
from McAdenville,
North Carolina.

721
00:38:06,151 --> 00:38:07,152
Woman: Oh, God.

722
00:38:07,152 --> 00:38:08,887
Woman #2: Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.

723
00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:10,455
What's the doctor's
number?

724
00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:12,724
April is
the first name.

725
00:38:12,724 --> 00:38:15,059
-Just Google it.
-Just Google it.

726
00:38:15,059 --> 00:38:16,361
Okay, April what?

727
00:38:19,364 --> 00:38:22,233
[ Laughter ]

728
00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:26,304
Joining us are Pam, Eric,
Zachary, Carly, and Grayson.

729
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,406
So, Carly,
you were the mastermind

730
00:38:28,406 --> 00:38:30,475
of this whole
practical joke on your dad,

731
00:38:30,475 --> 00:38:32,877
but how did you guys
manage to simulate

732
00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:35,814
that very real water-breaking?

733
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,382
My sister did
a great job.

734
00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:39,417
She had a Ziploc bag
she released with water

735
00:38:39,417 --> 00:38:41,052
and he fell for it.

736
00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:43,221
Oh, I love the Ziploc bag.
Great idea.

737
00:38:43,221 --> 00:38:44,956
Well, you know what? I got to
give you props on that one.

738
00:38:44,956 --> 00:38:46,991
You guys pulled off
a very great prank.

739
00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:49,828
It was awesome.
Great job and good luck, guys!

740
00:38:49,828 --> 00:38:51,129
-Thank you.
-Thank you.

741
00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:54,332
Alright. And finally,
a driving lesson goes south

742
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:55,767
for an apprehensive student,

743
00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:58,436
making Dad wonder
if his plan wasn't prudent.

744
00:38:58,436 --> 00:39:00,071
It's "Driver's Training Terror"

745
00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:03,541
sent in by Christian Lee
from Algona, Washington.

746
00:39:04,609 --> 00:39:06,644
Okay, here, take it,

747
00:39:06,644 --> 00:39:09,113
pull it forward,
and down.

748
00:39:09,113 --> 00:39:10,648
Hang on.

749
00:39:10,648 --> 00:39:12,750
Ribeiro: Dad gave her
a lot of instructions.

750
00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:15,353
"How to go in reverse"
should have been one of them.

751
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,288
That's go-- Whoa!

752
00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:19,257
Aah!

753
00:39:19,257 --> 00:39:20,992
I'm sorry!

754
00:39:23,595 --> 00:39:27,232
Joining us are Christian,
Elsa, Alexis, and Colby.

755
00:39:27,232 --> 00:39:30,568
So listen, Christian, you told
Alexis to go in reverse,

756
00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:34,005
but she accidentally hit the gas
instead of the brake.

757
00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:37,175
What exactly did she hit?

758
00:39:37,175 --> 00:39:41,412
She hit our brand-new,
uh, Kia Niro.

759
00:39:41,412 --> 00:39:43,915
Wow. Okay.

760
00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:45,116
That -- That -- Ooh, wow.

761
00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:46,751
I can relate because
when I was a kid,

762
00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:48,353
I did the exact same thing.

763
00:39:48,353 --> 00:39:50,888
First time I ever drove,
I smacked right into the car

764
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:52,490
in front of me
during my lesson.

765
00:39:52,490 --> 00:39:53,892
So I get it.
It's all good.

766
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:54,926
You're gonna be just fine.

767
00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:56,761
I became a racecar driver,
right?

768
00:39:56,761 --> 00:39:59,397
But, listen, the only difference
is, there was no video

769
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,898
and I didn't have a chance
to win 20 grand.

770
00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:03,434
So, good luck!

771
00:40:03,434 --> 00:40:04,902
Alright, well,
we're gonna find out

772
00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:06,437
who takes home the cash
in just a minute,

773
00:40:06,437 --> 00:40:08,106
but first, let's take a look
at some of the clips

774
00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:09,540
that didn't make our top three

775
00:40:09,540 --> 00:40:11,209
in tonight's
"Honorable Mention."

776
00:40:11,209 --> 00:40:19,951
♪♪

777
00:40:19,951 --> 00:40:28,693
♪♪

778
00:40:28,693 --> 00:40:37,402
♪♪

779
00:40:37,402 --> 00:40:46,110
♪♪

780
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,012
[ Cheers and applause ]

781
00:40:48,012 --> 00:40:50,515
Okay. It's time to hand out
tonight's prizes.

782
00:40:50,515 --> 00:40:52,583
$20,000 for first,
$6,000 for second,

783
00:40:52,583 --> 00:40:54,619
and $4,000 for third.
Here we go.

784
00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:58,189
Our third place,
$4,000 winner is...

785
00:40:58,189 --> 00:40:59,324
"Driver's Training Terror"

786
00:40:59,324 --> 00:41:02,627
sent in by Christian Lee
from Algona, Washington.

787
00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:05,863
[ Cheers and applause ]

788
00:41:05,863 --> 00:41:07,398
Thank you.

789
00:41:07,398 --> 00:41:09,367
And the winner of the $20,000

790
00:41:09,367 --> 00:41:12,136
and tonight's funniest
home video is...

791
00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:16,341
..."April Fools, MD,"
sent in by Pam Lutz

792
00:41:16,341 --> 00:41:18,343
from McAdenville,
North Carolina.

793
00:41:18,343 --> 00:41:21,546
We have Eric, Pam, Zachary,
Carly, and Grayson.

794
00:41:21,546 --> 00:41:25,383
Congratulations, guys!
Great job.

795
00:41:25,383 --> 00:41:28,186
Now, Eric, you looked
pretty stressed out

796
00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:31,489
until the moment you realized
it was all a practical joke.

797
00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:34,192
Why do you think your daughters
pulled a prank on
you?

798
00:41:34,192 --> 00:41:36,227
I had it coming.

799
00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:38,763
For many, many years,
I've been tricking the girls.

800
00:41:38,763 --> 00:41:41,065
And they got me good.

801
00:41:41,065 --> 00:41:43,201
Well, it is worth noting
that your daughter Connie

802
00:41:43,201 --> 00:41:45,303
couldn't join us tonight,
but she did give birth

803
00:41:45,303 --> 00:41:47,305
to a beautiful baby girl
right there.

804
00:41:47,305 --> 00:41:49,006
But just not that night.
Right?

805
00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:52,276
No, not that night.
Three months later.

806
00:41:52,276 --> 00:41:53,578
We like that.
We like that.

807
00:41:53,578 --> 00:41:54,746
Well, congratulations.

808
00:41:54,746 --> 00:41:57,815
You've got $20,000
and a shot at $100,000.

809
00:41:57,815 --> 00:42:01,152
Congrats, guys.
Thank you.

810
00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:03,054
Well, it's time
to say good night,

811
00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:04,689
so how about a good-night story?

812
00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:07,525
The show's over.
End of story.

813
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,460
We'll see you next time,
and don't forget,

814
00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:11,295
if you upload a video
and it airs on the show,

815
00:42:11,295 --> 00:42:12,563
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.

816
00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:13,765
So good night, everybody,
and remember,

817
00:42:13,765 --> 00:42:16,234
send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's.

818
00:42:16,234 --> 00:42:17,335
Good night, y'all.

819
00:42:17,335 --> 00:42:20,338
-- Captions by VITAC --

820
00:42:20,338 --> 00:42:27,178
♪♪

821
00:42:27,178 --> 00:42:34,052
♪♪

822
00:42:34,052 --> 00:42:40,892
♪♪

823
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:47,732
♪♪

824
00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:54,572
♪♪

825
00:43:16,394 --> 00:43:18,463
It's been a fun night.
We've had such a hoot,

826
00:43:18,463 --> 00:43:20,898
but let's get down to the
business of awarding some loot.

827
00:43:20,898 --> 00:43:22,533
So, let's meet our finalists.

828
00:43:22,533 --> 00:43:24,769
First up,
his mom leaves some chocolate

829
00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:26,270
which he should not eat,

830
00:43:26,270 --> 00:43:28,673
but he's got a mischievous plan
to replenish the treats.

831
00:43:28,673 --> 00:43:31,909
It's "Clever Chocolate Cheater"
sent in by Brooke Barroso

832
00:43:31,909 --> 00:43:34,245
from Saratoga Springs, Utah.

833
00:43:36,914 --> 00:43:38,082
Woman: Okay.

834
00:43:38,082 --> 00:43:39,116
You can have them
when I get back.

835
00:43:39,116 --> 00:43:40,785
I'll be right back.

836
00:43:43,521 --> 00:43:45,590
It's the Temptation Challenge.

837
00:43:45,590 --> 00:43:49,260
And he doesn't just accept
the challenge, he crushes it.

838
00:43:53,831 --> 00:43:57,668
Joining us are Brooke, Dan,
Rylan, Kason, and Jackson.

839
00:43:57,668 --> 00:43:59,871
So Rylan, you convinced your mom

840
00:43:59,871 --> 00:44:02,240
to try this chocolate challenge
on your little brother,

841
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:05,176
Jackson,
after you saw it on "AFV."

842
00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:08,913
Now, were you surprised
at what Jackson did?

843
00:44:08,913 --> 00:44:10,214
Yeah, I was.

844
00:44:10,214 --> 00:44:12,950
I knew he's always
been, like, sneaky,

845
00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:15,353
but I didn't know
he'd be that sneaky.

846
00:44:15,353 --> 00:44:17,622
I love that, and, Mom,
what about you?

847
00:44:17,622 --> 00:44:19,190
Did you see that one coming?

848
00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:21,125
I didn't realize he was
gonna be that sneaky.

849
00:44:21,125 --> 00:44:24,162
He's always been our
mischievous little boy,

850
00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:27,231
like, more than these two,
the other two, so...

851
00:44:27,231 --> 00:44:29,267
Yeah.
Yeah.

852
00:44:29,267 --> 00:44:31,536
Well, you know what? Him being
mischievous was clever enough,

853
00:44:31,536 --> 00:44:34,338
because he may have gotten
you $20,000.

854
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,908
I know!
Good luck!

855
00:44:36,908 --> 00:44:38,609
Next, Grandpa jumps
into action

856
00:44:38,609 --> 00:44:40,411
when his daughter's
water breaks,

857
00:44:40,411 --> 00:44:44,015
but when he scrambles for help,
he soon learns it's all fake.

858
00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:47,451
It's "April Fools, MD" sent in
by Pam Lutz

859
00:44:47,451 --> 00:44:50,154
from McAdenville,
North Carolina.

860
00:44:52,590 --> 00:44:53,591
Woman: Oh, God.

861
00:44:53,591 --> 00:44:55,326
Woman #2: Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.

862
00:44:55,326 --> 00:44:56,894
What's the doctor's
number?

863
00:44:56,894 --> 00:44:59,163
April is
the first name.

864
00:44:59,163 --> 00:45:01,499
-Just Google it.
-Just Google it.

865
00:45:01,499 --> 00:45:02,800
Okay, April what?

866
00:45:05,770 --> 00:45:08,639
[ Laughter ]

867
00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:12,743
Joining us are Pam, Eric,
Zachary, Carly, and Grayson.

868
00:45:12,743 --> 00:45:14,845
So, Carly,
you were the mastermind

869
00:45:14,845 --> 00:45:16,914
of this whole
practical joke on your dad,

870
00:45:16,914 --> 00:45:19,317
but how did you guys
manage to simulate

871
00:45:19,317 --> 00:45:22,286
that very real water-breaking?

872
00:45:22,286 --> 00:45:23,854
My sister did
a great job.

873
00:45:23,854 --> 00:45:25,856
She had a Ziploc bag
she released with water

874
00:45:25,856 --> 00:45:27,491
and he fell for it.

875
00:45:27,491 --> 00:45:29,660
Oh, I love the Ziploc bag.
Great idea.

876
00:45:29,660 --> 00:45:31,395
Well, you know what? I got to
give you props on that one.

877
00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:33,431
You guys pulled off
a very great prank.

878
00:45:33,431 --> 00:45:36,267
It was awesome.
Great job and good luck, guys!

879
00:45:36,267 --> 00:45:37,535
-Thank you.
-Thank you.

880
00:45:37,535 --> 00:45:40,738
Alright. And finally,
a driving lesson goes south

881
00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:42,173
for an apprehensive student,

882
00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:44,875
making Dad wonder
if his plan wasn't prudent.

883
00:45:44,875 --> 00:45:46,510
It's "Driver's Training Terror"

884
00:45:46,510 --> 00:45:49,981
sent in by Christian Lee
from Algona, Washington.

885
00:45:51,048 --> 00:45:53,117
Okay, here, take it,

886
00:45:53,117 --> 00:45:55,586
pull it forward,
and down.

887
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:57,121
Hang on.

888
00:45:57,121 --> 00:45:59,223
Ribeiro: Dad gave her
a lot of instructions.

889
00:45:59,223 --> 00:46:01,792
"How to go in reverse"
should have been one of them.

890
00:46:01,792 --> 00:46:03,728
That's go-- Whoa!

891
00:46:03,728 --> 00:46:05,696
Aah!

892
00:46:05,696 --> 00:46:07,431
I'm sorry!

893
00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:13,638
Joining us are Christian,
Elsa, Alexis, and Colby.

894
00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:17,008
So listen, Christian, you told
Alexis to go in reverse,

895
00:46:17,008 --> 00:46:20,444
but she accidentally hit the gas
instead of the brake.

896
00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:23,614
What exactly did she hit?

897
00:46:23,614 --> 00:46:27,885
She hit our brand-new,
uh, Kia Niro.

898
00:46:27,885 --> 00:46:30,388
Wow. Okay.

899
00:46:30,388 --> 00:46:31,589
That -- That -- Ooh, wow.

900
00:46:31,589 --> 00:46:33,190
I can relate because
when I was a kid,

901
00:46:33,190 --> 00:46:34,792
I did the exact same thing.

902
00:46:34,792 --> 00:46:37,328
First time I ever drove,
I smacked right into the car

903
00:46:37,328 --> 00:46:38,929
in front of me
during my lesson.

904
00:46:38,929 --> 00:46:40,331
So I get it.
It's all good.

905
00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:41,365
You're gonna be just fine.

906
00:46:41,365 --> 00:46:43,167
I became a racecar driver,
right?

907
00:46:43,167 --> 00:46:45,803
But, listen, the only difference
is, there was no video

908
00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,304
and I didn't have a chance
to win 20 grand.

909
00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:49,874
So, good luck!

910
00:46:49,874 --> 00:46:51,342
Alright, well,
we're gonna find out

911
00:46:51,342 --> 00:46:52,877
who takes home the cash
in just a minute,

912
00:46:52,877 --> 00:46:54,545
but first, let's take a look
at some of the clips

913
00:46:54,545 --> 00:46:55,980
that didn't make our top three

914
00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:57,648
in tonight's
"Honorable Mention."

915
00:46:57,648 --> 00:47:06,424
♪♪

916
00:47:06,424 --> 00:47:15,132
♪♪

917
00:47:15,132 --> 00:47:23,841
♪♪

918
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:32,550
♪♪

919
00:47:32,550 --> 00:47:34,485
[ Cheers and applause ]

920
00:47:34,485 --> 00:47:36,987
Okay. It's time to hand out
tonight's prizes.

921
00:47:36,987 --> 00:47:39,056
$20,000 for first,
$6,000 for second,

922
00:47:39,056 --> 00:47:41,058
and $4,000 for third.
Here we go.

923
00:47:41,058 --> 00:47:44,628
Our third place,
$4,000 winner is...

924
00:47:44,628 --> 00:47:45,763
"Driver's Training Terror"

925
00:47:45,763 --> 00:47:49,066
sent in by Christian Lee
from Algona, Washington.

926
00:47:49,066 --> 00:47:52,269
[ Cheers and applause ]

927
00:47:52,269 --> 00:47:53,804
Thank you.

928
00:47:53,804 --> 00:47:55,773
And the winner of the $20,000

929
00:47:55,773 --> 00:47:58,576
and tonight's funniest
home video is...

930
00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:02,780
..."April Fools, MD,"
sent in by Pam Lutz

931
00:48:02,780 --> 00:48:04,782
from McAdenville,
North Carolina.

932
00:48:04,782 --> 00:48:08,018
We have Eric, Pam, Zachary,
Carly, and Grayson.

933
00:48:08,018 --> 00:48:11,856
Congratulations, guys!
Great job.

934
00:48:11,856 --> 00:48:14,625
Now, Eric, you looked
pretty stressed out

935
00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:17,928
until the moment you realized
it was all a practical joke.

936
00:48:17,928 --> 00:48:20,631
Why do you think your daughters
pulled a prank on
you?

937
00:48:20,631 --> 00:48:22,666
I had it coming.

938
00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:25,169
For many, many years,
I've been tricking the girls.

939
00:48:25,169 --> 00:48:27,471
And they got me good.

940
00:48:27,471 --> 00:48:29,640
Well, it is worth noting
that your daughter Connie

941
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,742
couldn't join us tonight,
but she did give birth

942
00:48:31,742 --> 00:48:33,744
to a beautiful baby girl
right there.

943
00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:35,446
But just not that night.
Right?

944
00:48:35,446 --> 00:48:38,716
No, not that night.
Three months later.

945
00:48:38,716 --> 00:48:40,050
We like that.
We like that.

946
00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:41,218
Well, congratulations.

947
00:48:41,218 --> 00:48:44,288
You've got $20,000
and a shot at $100,000.

948
00:48:44,288 --> 00:48:47,591
Congrats, guys.
Thank you.

949
00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:49,493
Well, it's time
to say good night,

950
00:48:49,493 --> 00:48:51,128
so how about a good-night story?

951
00:48:51,128 --> 00:48:53,964
The show's over.
End of story.

952
00:48:53,964 --> 00:48:55,900
We'll see you next time,
and don't forget,

953
00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:57,701
if you upload a video
and it airs on the show,

954
00:48:57,701 --> 00:48:58,969
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.

955
00:48:58,969 --> 00:49:00,171
So good night, everybody,
and remember,

956
00:49:00,171 --> 00:49:02,673
send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's.

957
00:49:02,673 --> 00:49:03,774
Good night, y'all.

958
00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,777
-- Captions by VITAC --

959
00:49:06,777 --> 00:49:13,651
♪♪

960
00:49:13,651 --> 00:49:20,491
♪♪

961
00:49:20,491 --> 00:49:27,331
♪♪

962
00:49:27,331 --> 00:49:34,138
♪♪

963
00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:41,011
♪♪