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Ribeiro: Here's a little tease
of tonight's "AFV."
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Hope you got the good spot
on the couch.
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♪♪
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Woman: Oh, my...
Koda, watch out!
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Aah!
Aah!
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Woman: "Let me in there.
Let me check.
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Let me check. I think
there's something in there."
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[ Wind blowing ]
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♪♪
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[ Gasps ]
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[ Woman laughs ]
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♪♪
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Welcome to...
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And now here he is,
the host of our show --
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Alfonso Ribeiro!
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Whoo!
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Let's do this!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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What's happening?
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Yes! Yes!
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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Hello, and welcome.
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I like to start the show
with an anecdote,
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but after so many years,
I'm out of stories.
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So one of the writers asked me,
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"Is it okay if we work in a
story that didn't happen to you,
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but happened
to one of our producers?"
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And I said,
"No, that's dishonest."
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And I've known that dishonesty
was wrong ever since
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I was a little girl
with a luxurious head
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of long, silky hair.
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So now here are some videos
that are very funny.
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Honest.
[ Laughter ]
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Check this out, guys. I got
a big piece of bonito here.
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Watch these tarpon eat it.
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Ribeiro: Let's see if the fish
are biting.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh.
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You're good.
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[ Laughs ]
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Ribeiro: It doesn't matter
how much he has to carry.
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Frank never makes two trips.
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Hi.
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Oh!
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[ Clatter ]
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Almost.
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Yep. I got it.
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[ Laughing ]
Get over here and help me.
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Ribeiro: If you know a better
way to pick up spilled paint,
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I'd like to see it.
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[ Woman laughs ]
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Could you please get over here?
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Put that down and get over here.
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Ribeiro: If you know
a better way to drink water,
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I'd like to see it.
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[ Laughing ]
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[ Gurgling ]
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Ribeiro: A trail of snacks
leading to a trap.
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Even the cat's too smart
to fall for this.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Get ready to boop some snoots.
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We're going to the "Dog Park."
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[ Dog barking ]
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Anyway...
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this is the 22 push-ups
for 22 days.
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And let's get these 22 push-ups
all finished up here
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before Dante beats me
at push-ups.
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Ribeiro:
Dante's your best friend,
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but your worst trainer.
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♪♪
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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[ Laughs ]
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Dante.
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♪♪
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That's 22.
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Anyway, have a great day.
Take care, everybody.
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Woman:
She is hiding in the fireplace
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because I was vacuuming
downstairs.
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Skylar.
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[ Laughing ]
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Ribeiro:
She's laughing because the dog
got caught under the pool.
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But guess who's going
to be laughing last.
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Aah!
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Man: Oh!
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[ Woman laughs ]
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Ribeiro:
His eyes are going to go from
bugging out to "pugging" out.
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Maybe this is the wrong house
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for precariously placed
potted plants.
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[ Dog barking ]
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♪♪
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[ Barking continues ]
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[ Barking ]
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Don't you bite me.
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[ Barking ]
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[ Laughs ]
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You okay? [ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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I think he did it.
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Woman:
Oh, my God, Milo!
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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[ Laughs ]
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Someone's excited.
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[ Laughing ]
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♪♪
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Kids can't drive cars.
It's a law.
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Probably a good law.
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Fortunately,
they have toy vehicles
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to help them practice for when
that day finally arrives.
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They can practice steering,
braking,
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and pretending
to know where they're going.
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But most importantly,
they get a crash course in,
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well, crashing.
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♪ Go, baby driver
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♪ Been drivin' on
down the road ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Oh, what a rider
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♪ Carryin' such a heavy load
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[ Screaming ]
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♪ Don't ever need to know
direction ♪
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Man: Whoa!
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Man: Whoa!
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♪ Don't need no tow, food, gas,
no more ♪
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Man: Oh! Oh.
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♪ Go, baby driver
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Woman: Oh.
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♪ Ooh, what a rider
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[ Girl laughs ]
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♪ Go, baby driver
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♪ Ooh, you can pedal
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♪ Oh, baby driver
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♪ You've been drivin' too long
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♪ Go, baby driver,
go, baby driver ♪
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[ Woman laughs ]
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♪ Ooh, what a rider
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♪ You've been ridin' so long
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♪ Go, baby driver,
go, baby driver ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Go, baby driver,
go, baby driver ♪
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[ Woman laughs ]
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♪ Go, baby driver,
go, baby driver ♪
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Woman: Whoo!
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[ Woman laughs ]
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♪ Go, baby driver
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Do you have a funny video
worth $20,000?
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What are you waiting for?
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Upload it to AFV.com.
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♪ Go, baby driver
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♪♪
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♪♪
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I don't like when people get
in my business. I just don't.
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Unless your business
is taking funny videos.
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In that case,
feel free to get your business
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all up in my business.
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Like, get it over here
right up next to mine.
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Make it all nice and nice.
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See if you can guess
which one of these girls
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can't do a cartwheel.
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♪♪
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Woman: Thanks.
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If I get in the way, it's 'cause
this girl's gonna...
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Woman #2: No.
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No. Is she?
Is she buying tickets?
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Listen...
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Man: Oh, my God,
she bought tickets!
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Wait. Double-check.
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No. For what?
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♪♪
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♪♪
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It's okay.
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Wait. Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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Ribeiro: I don't know
if he's good at baseball,
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but he's great at gaslighting.
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Hey, Dad.
You got that on camera?
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It didn't hit there.
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It's fine.
I'm sorry.
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♪♪
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[ Starter pistol fires ]
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Man: Let's go, Ski!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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[ Laughs ]
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Oh!
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[ Whispering ]
'Cause she's on the back --
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sliding door porch.
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And she's currently sunbathing
in the sun.
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And we know she hates bugs,
so...
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gonna dangle this over her face
a couple times.
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Let's go.
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♪♪
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Ribeiro: She looks
awfully relaxed for someone
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with this kid for a brother.
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[ Screaming ]
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[ Boy laughs ]
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♪♪
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[ Laughing ]
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I think you took away
her pacifier too early.
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[ Woman laughs ]
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♪♪
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Ribeiro:
A toaster and a cat.
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Do I have to spell it out
for you?
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[ Woman laughs ]
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Ribeiro: They can't seem to get
the door open...
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until they do.
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Oh! Are you okay?
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♪♪
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[ Laughs ]
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♪♪
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It's time for "Versus."
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Join us as adolescent ladies
with nary a care
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take on creatures who like wind
on their derrières.
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[ Bell rings ]
Tonight on "Versus"...
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The girls are up first.
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And I don't know about
the glass ceiling,
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but they're shattering
the glass table.
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♪♪
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But the A. C. animals have
the wind at their backs.
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And their tushies.
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The teens employ
some aggressive tactics
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with living room gymnastics.
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♪♪
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Oh.
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[ Woman laughing ]
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Squirrels love nuts...
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and a breeze on their butts.
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In this musical, I hope
the table has an understudy.
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♪♪
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The A. C. animals strike back
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with a chicken in touch
with her inner Marilyn.
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Man: You're a weird bird.
You know that?
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This attempt
at a birthday greeting proves
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that even furniture is fleeting.
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Both:
♪ Happy birthday to --
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Hey, are you okay?
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Ribeiro: The animals
have one last chance,
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so they send in a horse,
of course.
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Is it enough?
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And the winner is...
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animals on A. C. units.
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Join us next time as
the windblown beasts take on...
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[ Woman laughs ]
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Ribeiro: On "Versus."
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♪♪
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When some celebrity wins
an award and says,
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"Never give up on your dreams,"
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keep in mind they're the
one in a million who made it.
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You don't see all the people
who pursued the same dream
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and ended up decidedly unfamous.
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Conversely,
when I show you boneheads,
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don't think all people are
klutzes with terrible judgment.
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No, it's just these select few
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who deserve an award
for nincompoop-osity.
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He suddenly remembered he hasn't
gotten all his steps in today.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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[ Groans ]
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Ribeiro:
That dude works here.
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You'd think he'd know
where not to walk.
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[ Woman gasps ]
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[ Laughs ]
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She's got my hair.
Oh! Oh! She's got --
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She just pulled
my hair out!
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00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,881
She seriously took a chunk
of my hair. [ Gasps ]
275
00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:31,851
Maybe you need
simpler plays, Dad.
276
00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:34,454
39 dive,
reverse jet sweep.
277
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:35,722
Okay? Ready?
278
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,824
On six! Break!
279
00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:38,825
[ Babbles ]
280
00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,893
Ready, set.
Ready, set.
281
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:42,428
1492.
282
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,596
[ Woman laughs ]
283
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,131
[ Man speaking indistinctly ]
284
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,599
Time!
285
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:47,967
Ribeiro: It's a little bat,
286
00:12:47,967 --> 00:12:50,536
but it'll still do
what we need it to.
287
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:52,372
[ Glass shattering ]
288
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:56,743
Man: Well?
289
00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,144
[ Woman speaking indistinctly ]
290
00:12:58,144 --> 00:13:01,281
Ribeiro: Screen doors
keep the bugs out.
291
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,448
-What?!
-Hold up!
292
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:05,285
Ribeiro: But they don't keep
the boneheads in.
293
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,819
[ Laughter ]
294
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,054
I walked right through it.
Yeah.
295
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:10,123
I left it -- I left it open.
I left it open.
296
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,190
Girl: Hey, Dad,
can you do this?
297
00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:12,792
The leg jump thing.
298
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,761
Really, Dad?
299
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:17,063
[ Laughs ]
300
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:20,066
Oh,
I used to be able to do it.
301
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:26,673
♪♪
302
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,880
Oh. Did you ever walk
into a room
303
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,882
and forget what
you walked into the room for?
304
00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,350
It happens all the time.
305
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,751
I mean, not to me, though,
306
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,219
because whenever I walk
into a room,
307
00:13:40,219 --> 00:13:41,821
it's to introduce funny videos.
308
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,324
Yeah.
Drives my wife nuts.
309
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,492
Hazel: Look. Look.
310
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,394
Woman: He's comin' over
to say "hi" to you, Hazel.
311
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:50,196
He's coming over
to meet you.
312
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,231
He's comin' to say "hi"
to you.
313
00:13:52,231 --> 00:13:53,466
Aww!
314
00:13:53,466 --> 00:13:56,436
Ribeiro: He's just itching
to say "hello."
315
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,237
Oh. Oh. [ Laughs ]
316
00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:02,008
He's rubbing
his booty.
317
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:03,843
Ooohhhh!
318
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,145
Dad tries
to entertain the baby,
319
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:08,448
but he ends up entertaining Mom.
320
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:12,552
[ Woman laughs ]
321
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,053
[ Woman laughs ]
322
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,189
"Let me in there.
Let me in there. Let me check.
323
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,124
Let me check. I think
there's something in there.
324
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:19,625
I think
there's something in there."
325
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,594
I hope
he's their pet raccoon,
326
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,129
and not just one
they found rummaging
327
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,297
through their trash.
328
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:27,967
"I think it's a bird.
I think it's a bird.
329
00:14:27,967 --> 00:14:31,237
I see it. I see it.
I'm gonna go for it.
330
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:32,638
I'm going for it."
331
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,374
Girl: Now. Now.
"I'm going for it."
332
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,575
Now, Buddy.
Oh.
333
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,310
"I'm going for it."
Now.
334
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,778
[ Laughs ]
335
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,547
♪♪
336
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,650
Ribeiro: Just because you're one
of the world's slowest animals
337
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:47,220
doesn't mean
you can't photobomb.
338
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,889
♪♪
339
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,891
[ Girl laughing ]
340
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:57,063
♪♪
341
00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:02,235
♪♪
342
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,004
[ "Pop Goes the Weasel" plays ]
343
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:06,038
[ Gasps ]
344
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,874
[ Woman laughs ]
345
00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,344
Look at these spiders,
Mazie.
346
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:14,180
[ Whimpering ]
347
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,582
Didn't you ask to come
to this museum?
348
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,451
[ Man laughs ]
349
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,053
Didn't you beg to come
to the insect museum?
350
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:22,455
Wow.
Look at these, Maze.
351
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,923
[ Screams ]
352
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,057
[ Laughs ]
353
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:30,062
"Pregnancy Handbook
for Dads-to-Be."
354
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,931
[ Gasps ]
355
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,366
You're pregnant.
356
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,967
[ Woman laughs ]
Oh, my God.
357
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:37,637
[ Screams ]
358
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,806
Ribeiro: I think someone's ready
to be a grandma.
359
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:43,109
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
360
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,811
Oh, my! [ Laughs ]
361
00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:48,681
Oh! Oh, my gosh!
You're pregnant!
362
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:52,385
You're pregnant! Ohh-ho-ho!
363
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,655
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
364
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:59,392
♪♪
365
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,060
Wind is weird.
366
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,895
You can't see it,
but you know it's there.
367
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,297
It makes you cool
when you're hot,
368
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,631
but cold when you're cool.
369
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,700
I'd say hats off to wind,
370
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,068
but if wind wanted my hat off,
371
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,436
wind would
just blow my hat off.
372
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:11,804
Yeah.
373
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,207
[ Wind blowing ]
[ Girl shouts indistinctly ]
374
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,808
Ribeiro:
Who gave them that umbrella?
375
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:16,943
Mary Poppins?
376
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,110
♪♪
377
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:19,412
[ Woman gasps ]
378
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:21,314
[ Woman laughs ]
379
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:26,085
At this picnic, ants are
the least of their problems.
380
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,687
Man: Whoa!
381
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:28,721
[ Wind blowing ]
382
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,823
[ Woman screams ]
383
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,758
Man: Whoa!
384
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,094
[ Wind blowing ]
385
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,196
Keep your eye on the sign...
386
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,198
because he sure didn't.
387
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:45,071
♪♪
388
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:50,977
♪♪
389
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:53,012
[ Dog barks ]
390
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,047
Buzz goes to infinity
and beyond...
391
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:57,049
and the backyard.
392
00:16:57,049 --> 00:17:00,753
♪♪
393
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,755
[ Motor whirring ]
394
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:09,428
♪♪
395
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:12,498
I'm just gonna pretend
that didn't happen.
396
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:14,433
[ Whirring continues ]
397
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:18,938
♪♪
398
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,406
It could have been worse.
399
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:22,475
The pool could have been
full of water.
400
00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,311
[ Woman laughs ]
401
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,046
Ribeiro:
Sometimes you charge the hoop.
402
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,348
Sometimes the hoop charges you.
403
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:33,719
♪♪
404
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:36,756
If you think it's too windy,
please knock.
405
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:37,757
[ Thud ]
406
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,326
[ Evil laughter ]
407
00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:46,032
♪♪
408
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:50,836
Running is great exercise, but
driving is much more convenient.
409
00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,405
Want the best of both worlds?
410
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,106
Well, simply forget
to put your car in park.
411
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,208
Yep. You get all
the convenience of driving
412
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,411
with all the health benefits
of a full-out sprint
413
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:01,547
as you chase your vehicle
in panicked desperation.
414
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,050
We salute...
415
00:18:04,050 --> 00:18:05,618
runaway cars.
416
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:10,456
♪♪
417
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:12,425
[ Crying ]
418
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:18,130
♪♪
419
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:23,769
♪♪
420
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,237
Help!
421
00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:27,340
♪♪
422
00:18:27,340 --> 00:18:29,976
Girl: Dad! Dad!
423
00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:37,283
♪♪
424
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,384
Aah!
425
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,086
Aah! Aah!
426
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,887
Aah! Aah!
427
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:48,427
♪♪
428
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:54,967
♪♪
429
00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,338
For the woman
in this next clip,
430
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,807
driving from point A to point B
isn't a problem.
431
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,176
It's figuring out what to do
when she arrives at point B
432
00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:05,945
that's got her stumped.
433
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,079
Woman: All right.
Right there.
434
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,581
Explain the problem to me.
435
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,650
Okay, I can't get out of
my seat belt.
436
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,351
All right.
Now, I got in it,
437
00:19:12,351 --> 00:19:14,286
but I'm trying to find
where to push,
438
00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:16,656
and I'm pushing right there,
and it's not going down.
439
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,325
So I tried the other side,
and it's not going down.
440
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:22,461
I tried squeezing it.
I tried going below it.
441
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:25,031
I-I-I can't get out of it.
442
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,536
What do you think?
443
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,738
I've never had
this problem.
444
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:35,408
I [Laughs] I know.
445
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,944
Now, I've had this seat belt
on before.
446
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:41,180
Uh-huh.
And I've gotten out of it.
447
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,949
And you used your left hand
to get you out of it?
448
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:46,118
Yeah.
Not your right hand?
449
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,753
No.
Why not your right hand?
450
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:50,890
Because I use my right hand
over there.
451
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,892
Uh-huh.
I only have two hands.
452
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,293
Could you push?
Could you...
453
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:55,995
When you buckled it in...
Yeah.
454
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,230
...which hand did you
buckle it in with?
455
00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,932
I pushed it down in here.
456
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:02,134
Show me.
457
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,369
Try your --
And I heard it click.
458
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,337
Try your right hand.
459
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,673
I can't get my right hand
over there.
460
00:20:07,673 --> 00:20:11,110
Try your right hand
on your right side.
461
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,079
What are you talking about?
462
00:20:18,984 --> 00:20:20,419
[ Seat belt clicks ]
463
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:29,095
Oh, I don't believe it!
464
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,963
[ Both laugh ]
465
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,101
Well, that's really stupid.
466
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:42,541
♪♪
467
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:48,681
♪♪
468
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,083
If you pull a prank
on someone and they get mad,
469
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,385
just remind them
you're laughing
with
them,
470
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:54,920
not at them.
471
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,790
However, if they pull a prank
on you, remind them it's war
472
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,592
and that you'll spend
every waking minute
473
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,227
of your life
plotting your revenge.
474
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:03,896
It's the most emotionally
healthy way to handle it.
475
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:11,437
Man: Oh, really?
I guess...
476
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,874
Ribeiro: She's got a piece of
uncooked pasta in her mouth,
477
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,076
but her chiropractor
doesn't know that.
478
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,677
[ Crack ]
479
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:21,814
Was that your jaw?
480
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,083
Oh. Ow.
481
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,417
Was that your jaw?
482
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,286
No.
That was my neck.
483
00:21:29,355 --> 00:21:33,359
That was
the loudest adjustment
484
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:37,329
I've ever had
in my life.
485
00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:38,697
[ Laughs ]
486
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:41,333
Turn the camera off.
487
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,369
Turn it off.
488
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:45,771
[ Laughing ]
Laurel.
489
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,139
What --
What's that in your mouth?
490
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,174
[ Laughs ]
491
00:21:48,174 --> 00:21:50,676
You crazy.
492
00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:52,478
Oh, my.
493
00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:53,813
Woman:
This was a good idea.
494
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,749
[ Laughing ]
495
00:21:56,749 --> 00:22:00,553
All right, so now I'm gonna pour
a little of the water.
496
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:02,788
Okay.
Is that enough?
497
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:04,957
No, we can do more.
498
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:07,193
There. We got
a puddle of water there.
499
00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:08,561
Now...
500
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,130
on the count of three,
I've got to wipe this dry
501
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:13,365
before you can get
that marker in my hand.
502
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:14,633
All righty?
Yeah.
503
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:18,337
One, two, three.
504
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,371
[ Laughs ]
505
00:22:19,371 --> 00:22:20,840
Aah! Oh!
506
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,641
My...
507
00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,476
[ Laughing ]
I got your arm.
508
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,212
[ Laughs ]
509
00:22:26,212 --> 00:22:27,346
Man:
Don't pull it hard.
510
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:30,049
Woman: Don't pull it hard,
Norah. Don't.
511
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:35,621
Ribeiro:
He convinced his granddaughter
he has a loose tooth.
512
00:22:35,621 --> 00:22:38,324
And technically he does.
513
00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:40,492
[ Gasps ]
514
00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:44,563
[ Laughing ] Oh!
515
00:22:44,563 --> 00:22:46,065
You pulled
my teeth out!
516
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,466
[ Laughs ]
517
00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:48,834
It's doing it.
518
00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:51,036
Gotta wait.
Gotta wait for it.
519
00:22:57,776 --> 00:22:59,845
[ Laughter ]
520
00:22:59,845 --> 00:23:03,515
♪♪
521
00:23:03,515 --> 00:23:07,319
Ribeiro: They're about to bite
into some caramel apples.
522
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:09,355
Or so they think.
523
00:23:09,355 --> 00:23:10,956
-Oh.
-Ohh!
524
00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:13,459
[ Laughter ]
525
00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:14,994
Boy: Oh!
526
00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:23,469
[ Laughter ]
527
00:23:23,469 --> 00:23:31,677
♪♪
528
00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:34,046
Kids often take things
too literally,
529
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:36,148
but kids don't know
what "literally" means,
530
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,017
so it's hard to tell them
to stop doing it.
531
00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:40,386
And don't bother trying
to explain what context clues
532
00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:42,187
or idioms are
to help them understand.
533
00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:44,990
Just have a smartphone handy
for whatever comes next.
534
00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:46,792
It's just easier.
535
00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:49,161
Man: Ben, that's
a really nice Popsicle you got.
536
00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:50,562
Will you give Ollie
a lick?
537
00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:55,534
♪♪
538
00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:57,603
[ Harmonica playing ]
539
00:23:57,603 --> 00:24:02,875
♪♪
540
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:04,009
Man:
Move it back and forth.
541
00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:05,511
Move the harmonica
back and forth.
542
00:24:05,511 --> 00:24:07,212
[ Harmonica playing ]
Not you.
543
00:24:07,212 --> 00:24:08,280
[ Woman laughs ]
544
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,449
Now turn.
545
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,217
Boy: [ Chanting ]
Rowan, Rowan.
546
00:24:12,217 --> 00:24:13,953
[ Woman laughs ]
547
00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:20,659
Man: You didn't find
the elbow grease?
548
00:24:20,659 --> 00:24:21,961
I pulled out all the cans.
549
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:24,229
Are you sure you looked
in all the cans?
550
00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:25,864
I looked!
551
00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:27,266
Well, how you gonna
get the tub clean
552
00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:28,934
without elbow grease?
553
00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:30,703
I don't know!
I can't --
554
00:24:30,703 --> 00:24:32,638
I guess you're just gonna have
to scrub really hard
555
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:35,107
since you don't have
the elbow grease.
556
00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:37,710
Well, since you can't find
the elbow grease,
557
00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:40,646
you're just gonna have to work
twice as hard.
558
00:24:40,646 --> 00:24:42,915
I'll try my best.
559
00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:45,484
Woman:
Cast -- Cast it out.
560
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:46,485
What?
561
00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,753
Throw it out there.
562
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:52,458
Throw out -- Throw out
the fishing line.
563
00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:57,863
There you -- Oh.
[ Laughs ]
564
00:24:57,863 --> 00:25:00,299
♪♪
565
00:25:00,299 --> 00:25:02,534
It's time
for a sort of a video list
566
00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:04,470
to show you that
I'm an optimist
567
00:25:04,470 --> 00:25:07,439
and a guy who rhymes
at least some of the time.
568
00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:08,507
[ Birds chirping ]
569
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,142
Don't be such a Gloomy Gus.
570
00:25:10,142 --> 00:25:11,243
It's time to...
571
00:25:15,781 --> 00:25:18,017
Look on the bright side.
At least you won't have to spend
572
00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:21,086
as much on
overpriced amusement park food.
573
00:25:21,086 --> 00:25:25,791
♪♪
574
00:25:25,791 --> 00:25:28,660
[ Gagging ]
575
00:25:30,496 --> 00:25:33,799
I think I...
576
00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:35,367
[ Coughing ]
577
00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:40,205
[ Coughing ]
578
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,007
I straight up swallowed
a bug.
579
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:46,378
In the plus column,
no one said introducing yourself
580
00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:48,881
to your new co-workers
had to be boring.
581
00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:52,017
Woman: Liz, there's...
582
00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:53,585
Aah! What?!
[ Laughs ]
583
00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:56,121
Woman #2:
I saw somebody kneeling there.
584
00:25:56,121 --> 00:25:58,590
Focus on the upside.
585
00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:01,393
You no longer have to worry
about a monthly cellphone bill.
586
00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:02,428
Hoo-hoo!
587
00:26:02,428 --> 00:26:05,397
Man: Hey, Brock!
588
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,932
[ Laughs ]
Was that your phone?
589
00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:08,067
Yeah.
590
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,069
Oh, my -- my bad.
591
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,671
Here's a happy spin.
592
00:26:12,671 --> 00:26:16,341
They'll be equally prepared
for a boy or a girl.
593
00:26:16,341 --> 00:26:17,376
Woman: Wait.
594
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,411
[ Screams, laughs ]
595
00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:20,979
[ Group screaming ]
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
596
00:26:20,979 --> 00:26:22,648
Woman #2: It's pink.
597
00:26:22,648 --> 00:26:25,551
Woman #3: It's...
598
00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:27,486
Now it's red.
599
00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:28,887
[ Screaming continues ]
600
00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:33,792
It was blue!
601
00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:35,761
Ribeiro:
I hope we've set you right
602
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:38,330
by showing you
that things can be bright.
603
00:26:42,334 --> 00:26:44,136
Some people are dog people.
604
00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:45,904
Some people are cat people.
605
00:26:45,904 --> 00:26:49,007
But I'll tell you what's better
than either dogs or cats.
606
00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:51,310
Dogs and cats together.
Mm-hmm.
607
00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:54,680
What did you think
I was gonna say? Raccoons?
608
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,850
♪ I've got a friend
with an attitude ♪
609
00:26:57,850 --> 00:27:01,520
♪ I've got a friend
with real nice shoes ♪
[ Dog whimpering ]
610
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,756
♪ I've got a friend
that needs a light ♪
611
00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:08,393
♪ And I've got a friend
that thinks he's always right ♪
612
00:27:08,393 --> 00:27:12,598
♪♪
613
00:27:12,598 --> 00:27:13,732
[ Hisses ]
614
00:27:13,732 --> 00:27:15,234
[ Cat yowls ]
615
00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:18,670
♪ I've got a friend
that says "hello"♪
[ Dog whimpers ]
616
00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:22,040
♪ I've got a friend
that's ready to go ♪
617
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,310
♪ I've got a friend
that talks too much ♪
[ Dog barking ]
618
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:28,380
♪ And that same friend says,
"Blah, blah, blah ♪
619
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,616
♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah,
blah" ♪
620
00:27:30,616 --> 00:27:33,018
♪♪
621
00:27:33,018 --> 00:27:34,653
♪ I've got a friend
622
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,155
[ Dog barking ]
623
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,623
♪ I've got a friend
624
00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:40,759
♪ I've got a friend
that won first prize ♪
625
00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:43,996
♪ I've got a friend
that's a little shy ♪
626
00:27:43,996 --> 00:27:47,599
♪ I've got a friend
that I haven't met ♪
627
00:27:47,599 --> 00:27:51,003
♪ That same friend is you,
I bet ♪
628
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,640
♪ It's you, I bet
629
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,575
[ Dog barking ]
630
00:27:56,575 --> 00:27:58,343
[ Cat hisses ]
♪ I've got a friend
631
00:28:00,312 --> 00:28:01,780
♪ I've got a friend
632
00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:05,284
♪ I've got a friend
633
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:09,588
♪ I've got a friend
634
00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:11,623
[ Cheers and applause ]
635
00:28:11,623 --> 00:28:13,692
♪ I've got a friend
636
00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:14,960
Got a funny video?
637
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,897
Upload it to AFV.com.
638
00:28:18,897 --> 00:28:20,499
♪ I've got a friend
639
00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:23,802
♪ I've got a friend
640
00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:28,640
♪♪
641
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:31,710
We often show videos of two
or more things happening
642
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,279
simultaneously,
or as we say, in sync.
643
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:37,416
And we show a wide range
of things happening in sync.
644
00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:39,685
Yes, it's safe to say
that we throw in everything
645
00:28:39,685 --> 00:28:40,852
but the kitchen "in-sync."
[and sink]
646
00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:42,120
[ Chuckles ]
647
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,623
Hey, hey, don't boo me.
I didn't write it.
648
00:28:46,225 --> 00:28:47,693
[ Toy squeaks ]
649
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:49,728
[ Toy squeaks ]
650
00:28:51,296 --> 00:28:52,998
[ Toy squeaks ]
651
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,934
[ Toy squeaks ]
652
00:28:57,803 --> 00:28:59,404
Four sheep in sync.
653
00:28:59,404 --> 00:29:01,573
This is "shear" madness.
[sheer]
654
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:04,042
♪♪
655
00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:05,310
One. Go.
656
00:29:05,310 --> 00:29:08,213
[ Cheering ]
657
00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:10,582
-Oh!
-Ah!
658
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:14,052
Ribeiro: Looks like they went
to the same obedience school.
659
00:29:14,052 --> 00:29:15,654
[ Dogs snorting ]
660
00:29:15,654 --> 00:29:17,089
[ Woman laughs ]
661
00:29:20,392 --> 00:29:23,028
Man: Sister squad!
Oh!
662
00:29:23,028 --> 00:29:24,029
[ Woman screaming ]
663
00:29:24,029 --> 00:29:25,330
Yee-hee-hee-hee!
664
00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:26,331
Oh!
Oh!
665
00:29:26,331 --> 00:29:28,166
[ Laughs ]
666
00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:29,901
Oh, my gosh!
667
00:29:32,638 --> 00:29:34,640
Ribeiro:
You heard of Grumpy Cat?
668
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,408
How about Jumpy Cat?
669
00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:39,778
[ Woman laughs ]
670
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:42,814
Ribeiro: I wonder if they see
what I see --
671
00:29:42,814 --> 00:29:44,449
that it's far too icy.
672
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:48,253
Woman: Oh! [ Laughs ]
Oh!
673
00:29:48,253 --> 00:29:49,454
♪♪
674
00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,990
[ Applause ]
675
00:29:55,327 --> 00:29:58,330
Hey, Alfonso. Can we see
some more bird videos?
676
00:29:58,330 --> 00:29:59,464
Sunny, come.
677
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:01,967
[ Sunny squawks ]
678
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:04,836
Okay, Chloe and Sunny.
You want more bird videos?
679
00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:06,338
Bird videos, come.
680
00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:07,873
[ Birds chirping,
wings flapping ]
681
00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:10,042
Woman: So it's a nice evening
on my back porch.
682
00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:12,477
And here in my decorator
birdhouse that now has become
683
00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:16,715
the home to -- a home
to quite a large family of birds
684
00:30:16,715 --> 00:30:18,417
that I'm calling
my kissing birds.
685
00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:20,919
And you're gonna see why
in just a minute,
686
00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:23,188
because I can whistle [whistles]
687
00:30:23,188 --> 00:30:24,890
and cluck [clicks tongue]
688
00:30:24,890 --> 00:30:26,992
and can go, "Hey, hey, hey!"
689
00:30:26,992 --> 00:30:28,093
But if I kiss...
690
00:30:28,093 --> 00:30:29,861
[ Smooching ]
691
00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:32,464
[ Birds chirping ]
692
00:30:32,464 --> 00:30:35,567
Huh. I have no idea
what the mama bird does.
693
00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:37,836
But [smooches] they like kisses.
694
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,604
[ Smooching ]
695
00:30:39,604 --> 00:30:42,407
Woman: Taylor's watching.
Okay. Okay, hang on.
696
00:30:42,407 --> 00:30:43,642
Cody, hold this.
Boy: Mom.
697
00:30:43,642 --> 00:30:44,910
Ostriches are mean.
698
00:30:44,910 --> 00:30:46,178
Ostriches are --
Aah! Aah!
699
00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,313
Yeah, I tried to tell you.
I tried to tell you.
700
00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:50,182
It took the whole bucket.
It took...
701
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:52,117
Ribeiro: He's gonna take
the whole bucket...
702
00:30:52,117 --> 00:30:53,118
to go.
703
00:30:53,118 --> 00:30:54,419
I got...
704
00:30:54,419 --> 00:30:55,554
I ain't reaching it!
705
00:30:55,554 --> 00:30:56,788
Oh, my gosh!
706
00:30:56,788 --> 00:30:59,124
It just ate off
of its own back!
707
00:30:59,124 --> 00:31:01,460
Oh, wait.
708
00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:02,461
Oh!
709
00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:04,129
Girl.
710
00:31:04,129 --> 00:31:05,697
Oh, my God!
711
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,733
Man: Hey, buddy.
712
00:31:07,733 --> 00:31:11,503
You coming with me
to the second window?
713
00:31:11,503 --> 00:31:14,139
Okay. Sounds good.
714
00:31:14,139 --> 00:31:16,141
Hey, how you doing?
715
00:31:16,141 --> 00:31:17,175
[ Horn honks ]
716
00:31:17,175 --> 00:31:19,044
Whoo-hoo.
717
00:31:19,044 --> 00:31:21,513
[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.
718
00:31:21,513 --> 00:31:22,881
All right, you know what?
719
00:31:22,881 --> 00:31:25,484
You've stuck with me this long,
I'm gonna name you Jeff.
720
00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:26,918
Let's do it, Jeff.
721
00:31:29,121 --> 00:31:30,322
I love you, man.
722
00:31:30,322 --> 00:31:35,794
♪♪
723
00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:37,729
So serene.
724
00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:41,733
No! Jeff!
725
00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,368
Jeff, no!
726
00:31:43,368 --> 00:31:51,510
♪♪
727
00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:54,379
Ribeiro: He does all the dogs
in the neighborhood.
728
00:31:54,379 --> 00:32:00,986
♪♪
729
00:32:00,986 --> 00:32:03,088
This guy loves fish.
730
00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:06,191
You know who else loves fish?
731
00:32:06,191 --> 00:32:07,259
Whoa!
732
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:09,561
Hey, get out of here.
733
00:32:09,561 --> 00:32:10,862
Nope, nope. We're out.
734
00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:12,798
All right. I'm out.
735
00:32:12,798 --> 00:32:15,700
Yesterday, I set up a trap.
How do you get that...
736
00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:18,637
But today I caught one.
How do you get it out?
737
00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:21,106
It's a bird
with no red head.
738
00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:23,675
And it --
And it's a very small one.
739
00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:25,410
I was trying to catch
a cardinal yesterday,
740
00:32:25,410 --> 00:32:27,679
but I almost got it.
[ Woman gasps ]
741
00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:28,647
I was trying...
742
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:31,183
[ Ding! ]
743
00:32:31,183 --> 00:32:32,617
...to catch a cardinal
yesterday,
744
00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:34,186
but I almost got it.
[ Woman gasps ]
745
00:32:34,186 --> 00:32:37,088
And today I caught one.
746
00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:39,491
♪ The end!
747
00:32:39,491 --> 00:32:45,864
♪♪
748
00:32:47,232 --> 00:32:48,800
50 is a weird age.
749
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,635
For example,
nowadays I get heartburn
750
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,170
by just looking
at a slice of pizza.
751
00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:53,605
From what my older friends
tell me,
752
00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:56,107
everything gets better soon,
and...
753
00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:59,578
I just realized
they lied to me.
754
00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:01,146
Shoot, I think I need
some funny videos
755
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:02,614
to take my mind
off my heartburn.
756
00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:04,216
My heart...
757
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,954
Happens every garbage day.
758
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:12,057
[ Woman laughs ]
759
00:33:12,057 --> 00:33:14,926
Ahh!
760
00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:16,928
[ Laughing ] Are you okay?
Aw.
761
00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:19,164
Worst pyramid scheme ever.
762
00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:20,632
Koda!
763
00:33:20,632 --> 00:33:22,400
Woman: Oh, my...
Koda, watch out!
764
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,569
Aah!
Aah!
765
00:33:24,569 --> 00:33:27,372
♪♪
766
00:33:27,372 --> 00:33:29,040
Woman: He's dancing with me.
767
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:33,578
♪ Let's dance
768
00:33:33,578 --> 00:33:34,613
Whoa!
769
00:33:34,613 --> 00:33:36,581
[ Screaming ]
770
00:33:36,581 --> 00:33:39,918
[ Children screaming ]
771
00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:42,988
Ribeiro:
And a good time was had by all.
772
00:33:42,988 --> 00:33:44,956
Well, all but Lola.
773
00:33:44,956 --> 00:33:47,225
[ Crying ]
Woman: Lola.
774
00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:53,398
♪♪
775
00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:55,367
Oh.
[ Laughs ]
776
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,603
Ribeiro: I don't know if this
counts as three hits or one.
777
00:34:00,605 --> 00:34:03,308
[ Distorted ] Oh.
[ Distorted laugh ]
778
00:34:03,308 --> 00:34:05,577
Woman: Okay.
You yell something back at them
779
00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:08,113
and see
if they yell it back at you.
780
00:34:08,113 --> 00:34:10,715
You stop it, right now!
781
00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,183
[ Echoing ] Right now.
782
00:34:12,183 --> 00:34:15,887
Ribeiro:
He's in a shouting match
with the neighborhood echo gang.
783
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,622
What's the problem,
Mark?
784
00:34:17,622 --> 00:34:19,324
I was trying to do them,
785
00:34:19,324 --> 00:34:21,226
and they're saying it
back to me.
786
00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:23,962
They keep saying it
back to you?
787
00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:26,064
Okay. I'm sorry.
788
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:29,267
I'm gonna go "rawr"
like a dinosaur.
789
00:34:29,267 --> 00:34:31,336
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
790
00:34:31,336 --> 00:34:33,071
Rawr!
791
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,673
[ Echoing ] Rawr!
792
00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:36,274
See?
They like dinosaurs.
793
00:34:36,274 --> 00:34:38,043
Oh, they --
they like dinosaurs,
794
00:34:38,043 --> 00:34:39,511
so they did dinosaur
back to you?
795
00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:41,446
Rawr!
796
00:34:41,446 --> 00:34:42,447
[ Echoing ] Rawr!
797
00:34:42,447 --> 00:34:44,549
[ Laughs ]
They like dinosaurs.
798
00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:46,084
[ Laughing ]
799
00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,353
Grandpa
has a great sense of humor,
800
00:34:48,353 --> 00:34:50,455
but not a great sense
of balance.
801
00:34:50,455 --> 00:34:59,497
♪♪
802
00:35:02,133 --> 00:35:04,603
We all need a vacation
from time to time
803
00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:06,471
to accomplish the four "res" --
804
00:35:06,471 --> 00:35:09,574
recharge, recenter, reboot,
and, most importantly,
805
00:35:09,574 --> 00:35:12,377
replenish our supply
of funny vacation clips.
806
00:35:12,377 --> 00:35:13,745
That's why vacation videos
807
00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:15,180
are tonight's
"Assignment America."
808
00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:17,082
Need some examples?
Here you go.
809
00:35:17,082 --> 00:35:19,551
Man:
Oh, this poor bastard.
810
00:35:19,551 --> 00:35:22,621
[ Indistinct conversations ]
811
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:24,522
♪♪
812
00:35:24,522 --> 00:35:25,624
Whoa!
813
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:27,892
[ Laughter ]
814
00:35:27,892 --> 00:35:29,127
♪♪
815
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,229
Man: He's gonna jump
on the table.
816
00:35:31,229 --> 00:35:32,964
-Aah!
-Oh!
817
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,199
He jumped on my head.
818
00:35:34,199 --> 00:35:35,266
[ Laughs ]
819
00:35:35,266 --> 00:35:37,435
♪♪
820
00:35:37,435 --> 00:35:38,970
Mirror selfie.
821
00:35:38,970 --> 00:35:40,538
Hey.
822
00:35:40,538 --> 00:35:42,207
It was a video, anyway.
Oh.
823
00:35:42,207 --> 00:35:43,742
Joke's on you fools.
824
00:35:45,076 --> 00:35:46,378
[ Thud ]
Ow!
825
00:35:46,378 --> 00:35:49,147
[ Laughter ]
826
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:52,250
No matter whether
you travel near or far,
827
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:54,085
by train or ship
or plane or car,
828
00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:56,554
have your smartphone ready
wherever you are.
829
00:35:56,554 --> 00:35:58,223
Jess, tell 'em more.
830
00:35:58,223 --> 00:35:59,357
Get out of town.
831
00:35:59,357 --> 00:36:01,059
No, seriously.
Get out of town.
832
00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:02,360
And when you're lying
by the pool
833
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,662
or brunching at the buffet,
834
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,797
be sure to have your smartphone
at the ready.
835
00:36:05,797 --> 00:36:08,233
Who knows? Your R&R clip
might win you $20,000
836
00:36:08,233 --> 00:36:09,868
or even $100,000.
837
00:36:09,868 --> 00:36:11,736
Just upload the video
to AFV.com.
838
00:36:11,736 --> 00:36:14,105
For full contest rules,
log on to AFV.com.
839
00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:16,241
Vacations --
They're good for the soul
840
00:36:16,241 --> 00:36:18,476
and even better for our show.
841
00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:24,582
♪♪
842
00:36:24,582 --> 00:36:27,185
We've seen the highs, the lows,
and all in between.
843
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,320
But now it's time
to make with the green.
844
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,222
So let's meet our finalists.
845
00:36:31,222 --> 00:36:34,225
First up, his throw
may have gone a little wide,
846
00:36:34,225 --> 00:36:37,262
but at least there was no damage
to Dad's sweet ride.
847
00:36:37,262 --> 00:36:39,330
It's
"Didn't Dent Dad's Dream Car,"
848
00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:42,500
sent in by Rocky Griffin
from Edmond, Oklahoma.
849
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,601
[ Cheers and applause ]
850
00:36:48,406 --> 00:36:50,375
I don't know
if he's good at baseball,
851
00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:53,311
but he's great at gaslighting.
852
00:36:53,311 --> 00:36:56,981
Hey, Dad.
You got that on camera?
853
00:36:56,981 --> 00:36:58,883
It didn't hit there.
854
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:00,919
It's fine.
I'm sorry.
855
00:37:00,919 --> 00:37:05,056
Joining us are Rocky, Abby,
Hudson, Easton, and Reese.
856
00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:08,593
Now, Hudson,
how relieved were you to see
857
00:37:08,593 --> 00:37:12,363
that there was no ding
in the shiny new car?
858
00:37:12,363 --> 00:37:15,233
I was glad
I wasn't in trouble.
859
00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:17,235
[ Laughter ]
860
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:18,570
Okay. I get it.
I get it.
861
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:20,505
Mom and Dad,
I'm sure you're proud
862
00:37:20,505 --> 00:37:22,640
he apologized,
and even more proud
863
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,143
that he's got a rocket
for an arm, right?
864
00:37:25,143 --> 00:37:27,412
Absolutely.
Super-proud of him.
There you go.
865
00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:29,948
All right.
Good luck, guys.
866
00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:33,151
All right. Next up,
she's having a problem.
867
00:37:33,151 --> 00:37:34,919
Let's see if you can grasp it.
868
00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:37,889
She's stuck in her seat belt
and just can't unclasp it.
869
00:37:37,889 --> 00:37:41,092
It's "Befuddled by the Buckle,"
sent in by Jamie Adams
870
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:44,095
from Holly Springs,
North Carolina.
871
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:46,297
Okay, I can't get out of
my seat belt.
872
00:37:46,297 --> 00:37:47,932
Woman: All right.
Now, I got in it,
873
00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:49,768
but I'm trying to find
where to push,
874
00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:52,170
and I'm pushing right there,
and it's not going down.
875
00:37:52,170 --> 00:37:54,873
Try your right hand
on your right side.
876
00:37:57,375 --> 00:37:59,377
[ Seat belt clicks ]
877
00:38:01,346 --> 00:38:03,715
Joining us are Jamie and Sandy.
878
00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:05,250
Now, Jamie, be honest --
879
00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:06,951
What did you think
when your mom called you
880
00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:09,287
and said
she was in your driveway,
881
00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:12,357
but couldn't get out
of the seat belt?
882
00:38:12,357 --> 00:38:13,925
I was baffled.
883
00:38:13,925 --> 00:38:17,562
I-I couldn't imagine
being stuck in the car
884
00:38:17,562 --> 00:38:19,531
and not being able to get out
of the seat belt.
885
00:38:19,531 --> 00:38:21,599
I thought
she must be joking.
886
00:38:21,599 --> 00:38:23,368
Well, I'll tell you this.
We got a great video,
887
00:38:23,368 --> 00:38:26,004
and I'm glad you finally
got out of the seat belt, Sandy.
888
00:38:26,004 --> 00:38:27,872
I mean, there's
a whole world to explore.
889
00:38:27,872 --> 00:38:30,141
[ Laughter ]
890
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:32,443
All right, good luck.
All right.
891
00:38:32,443 --> 00:38:35,446
Finally, chiropractors deal
with all things bony,
892
00:38:35,446 --> 00:38:38,016
but how do they handle
uncooked macaroni?
893
00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,617
It's "Patient Pranks
with Penne,"
894
00:38:39,617 --> 00:38:43,321
sent in by Laurel Lorenz
from Carencro, Louisiana.
895
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:44,556
[ Applause ]
896
00:38:44,556 --> 00:38:45,723
[ Crack ]
897
00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:48,760
Was that your jaw?
898
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,496
Oh. Ow.
899
00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:52,797
Was that your jaw?
900
00:38:52,797 --> 00:38:55,200
[ Laughing ]
Laurel.
901
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,801
What --
What's that in your mouth?
902
00:38:56,801 --> 00:38:58,036
[ Laughs ]
903
00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:00,572
You crazy.
904
00:39:00,572 --> 00:39:03,875
Joining us are Laurel, Shawn,
and Jane.
905
00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:06,411
Now, Laurel, you and Shawn
are long-term friends.
906
00:39:06,411 --> 00:39:09,414
So you didn't just find some
random chiropractor to prank.
907
00:39:09,414 --> 00:39:11,583
But, Shawn,
what was going through your mind
908
00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,818
when you heard that crack?
909
00:39:13,818 --> 00:39:16,721
Well, I thought I broke her
jaw, I'll tell you.
910
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:18,456
I could feel it on her jaw,
911
00:39:18,456 --> 00:39:19,991
all the cracking
from the noodles.
912
00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:22,594
But I thought I broke her jaw
or her neck, so...
913
00:39:22,594 --> 00:39:24,295
Yeah, that would been bad.
That would have been real bad.
914
00:39:24,295 --> 00:39:25,930
But you know what? Listen.
That would have been real bed.
915
00:39:25,930 --> 00:39:27,999
I-I wouldn't blame you if you
had to stay away from pasta
916
00:39:27,999 --> 00:39:29,334
for a while after this.
Okay?
917
00:39:29,334 --> 00:39:31,603
Right? I get it.
Absolutely. Yes.
918
00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:33,104
Yeah.
Good luck, guys.
919
00:39:33,104 --> 00:39:34,706
All right.
Now, we're gonna find out
920
00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:36,307
who takes home the cash
in just a minute.
921
00:39:36,307 --> 00:39:38,243
But first, let's take a look
at some of the clips
922
00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:39,777
that didn't make our top three
923
00:39:39,777 --> 00:39:42,046
in tonight's
"Honorable Mention."
924
00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:44,382
♪♪
925
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:47,685
[ Distorted ] Hi!
926
00:39:47,685 --> 00:39:49,988
[ Clatter ]
927
00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:55,226
♪♪
928
00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:56,427
[ Whistle! ]
929
00:39:56,427 --> 00:39:58,930
[ Distorted ] Oh!
[ Distorted ] Oh!
930
00:39:58,930 --> 00:40:00,531
[ Laughs ]
931
00:40:00,531 --> 00:40:02,734
♪♪
932
00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:05,169
[ Whistle! ]
933
00:40:05,169 --> 00:40:11,542
♪♪
934
00:40:11,542 --> 00:40:14,913
Aah! Ow!
935
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:18,449
[ Cheers and applause ]
936
00:40:18,449 --> 00:40:21,052
Okay. It's time to
hand out tonight's prizes --
937
00:40:21,052 --> 00:40:25,390
$20,000 for first, $6,000 for
second, and $4,000 for third.
938
00:40:25,390 --> 00:40:30,194
Here we go. Our third-place,
$4,000 winner is...
939
00:40:30,194 --> 00:40:31,829
"Patient Pranks with Penne,"
940
00:40:31,829 --> 00:40:36,834
sent in by Laurel Lorenz
from Carencro, Louisiana.
941
00:40:36,834 --> 00:40:38,303
Thank you.
942
00:40:38,303 --> 00:40:40,571
And the winner of the $20,000
943
00:40:40,571 --> 00:40:44,008
and tonight's
funniest home video is...
944
00:40:44,008 --> 00:40:45,443
"Befuddled by the Buckle,"
945
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:48,346
sent in by Jamie Adams from
Holly Springs, North Carolina.
946
00:40:48,346 --> 00:40:50,982
We have Sandy and Jamie.
947
00:40:50,982 --> 00:40:52,684
Yes!
948
00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:55,253
Yay!
Congratulations, guys.
949
00:40:55,253 --> 00:40:57,288
Whoo!
950
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:58,756
Now, Jamie...
Whoo!
951
00:40:58,756 --> 00:41:00,825
...I hear you're a scrapbooker
and you scrapped
952
00:41:00,825 --> 00:41:04,662
the text message from your mom
that she sent to you.
953
00:41:04,662 --> 00:41:09,167
Now, can you please tell
everybody what it said exactly?
954
00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:11,703
"Help.
I can't get my seat belt off."
955
00:41:11,703 --> 00:41:14,005
[ Laughter ]
956
00:41:14,005 --> 00:41:16,808
I think there's a commercial
that sounds a lot like that.
957
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:21,179
And, Sandy, now, I hear that
you were the one that wanted
958
00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:23,281
to send the video to "AFV,"
right?
959
00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:26,250
Right. But -- But I didn't
know how to load it up,
960
00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:29,487
so I dragged
my grandson into it.
961
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,855
You know what?
I got to tell you.
962
00:41:30,855 --> 00:41:33,291
I love the fact that you wanted
to see yourself on TV.
963
00:41:33,291 --> 00:41:37,795
I guess you also wanted
to see yourself win $20,000.
964
00:41:37,795 --> 00:41:38,963
[ Cheers and applause ]
965
00:41:38,963 --> 00:41:42,934
Yeah.
I think that's something
966
00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:44,802
y'all can stick
in the scrapbook, right?
967
00:41:44,802 --> 00:41:46,237
[ Laughs ]
968
00:41:46,237 --> 00:41:48,306
Yes, it is.
All right. Congratulations.
969
00:41:48,306 --> 00:41:52,243
You've got $20,000
and a shot at $100,000.
970
00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:54,345
[ Cheers and applause ]
971
00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:57,281
♪♪
972
00:41:57,281 --> 00:42:00,284
Well, that's our show. I wish
we could say we have more.
973
00:42:00,284 --> 00:42:02,353
I mean, I could say it,
but it would be a lie.
974
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:03,821
But I could say it.
975
00:42:03,821 --> 00:42:05,523
See you next time
when we have more show.
976
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,091
And that's no lie.
All right?
977
00:42:07,091 --> 00:42:08,359
And don't forget --
978
00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,161
If you upload a video
and it airs on the show,
979
00:42:10,161 --> 00:42:11,629
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.
980
00:42:11,629 --> 00:42:12,964
So good night, everybody,
and remember,
981
00:42:12,964 --> 00:42:15,366
send your video to me,
you might win 20 G's.
982
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:16,567
Good night, y'all.
983
00:42:16,567 --> 00:42:18,536
♪♪
984
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:21,539
-- Captions by VITAC --
985
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:29,781
♪♪
986
00:42:29,781 --> 00:42:38,056
♪♪
987
00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:46,264
♪♪
988
00:42:46,264 --> 00:42:54,505
♪♪