Ribeiro: Here's a little tease of tonight's "AFV."
Hope you got the good spot on the couch.
♪♪
Oh!
Woman: Oh, my... Koda, watch out!
Aah! Aah!
Woman: "Let me in there. Let me check.
Let me check. I think there's something in there."
[ Wind blowing ]
♪♪
[ Gasps ]
[ Woman laughs ]
♪♪
Welcome to...
And now here he is, the host of our show --
Alfonso Ribeiro!
Whoo!
Let's do this!
[ Cheers and applause ]
What's happening?
Yes! Yes!
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Hello, and welcome.
I like to start the show with an anecdote,
but after so many years, I'm out of stories.
So one of the writers asked me,
"Is it okay if we work in a story that didn't happen to you,
but happened to one of our producers?"
And I said, "No, that's dishonest."
And I've known that dishonesty was wrong ever since
I was a little girl with a luxurious head
of long, silky hair.
So now here are some videos that are very funny.
Honest. [ Laughter ]
Check this out, guys. I got a big piece of bonito here.
Watch these tarpon eat it.
Ribeiro: Let's see if the fish are biting.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh.
You're good.
[ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: It doesn't matter how much he has to carry.
Frank never makes two trips.
Hi.
Oh!
[ Clatter ]
Almost.
Yep. I got it.
[ Laughing ] Get over here and help me.
Ribeiro: If you know a better way to pick up spilled paint,
I'd like to see it.
[ Woman laughs ]
Could you please get over here?
Put that down and get over here.
Ribeiro: If you know a better way to drink water,
I'd like to see it.
[ Laughing ]
[ Gurgling ]
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: A trail of snacks leading to a trap.
Even the cat's too smart to fall for this.
♪♪
Get ready to boop some snoots.
We're going to the "Dog Park."
[ Dog barking ]
Anyway...
this is the 22 push-ups for 22 days.
And let's get these 22 push-ups all finished up here
before Dante beats me at push-ups.
Ribeiro: Dante's your best friend,
but your worst trainer.
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
Dante.
♪♪
That's 22.
Anyway, have a great day. Take care, everybody.
Woman: She is hiding in the fireplace
because I was vacuuming downstairs.
Skylar.
[ Laughing ]
Ribeiro: She's laughing because the dog got caught under the pool.
But guess who's going to be laughing last.
Aah!
Man: Oh!
[ Woman laughs ]
Ribeiro: His eyes are going to go from bugging out to "pugging" out.
Maybe this is the wrong house
for precariously placed potted plants.
[ Dog barking ]
♪♪
[ Barking continues ]
[ Barking ]
Don't you bite me.
[ Barking ]
[ Laughs ]
You okay? [ Laughs ]
♪♪
I think he did it.
Woman: Oh, my God, Milo!
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
Someone's excited.
[ Laughing ]
♪♪
Kids can't drive cars. It's a law.
Probably a good law.
Fortunately, they have toy vehicles
to help them practice for when that day finally arrives.
They can practice steering, braking,
and pretending to know where they're going.
But most importantly, they get a crash course in,
well, crashing.
♪ Go, baby driver
♪ Been drivin' on down the road ♪
Aah!
♪ Oh, what a rider
♪ Carryin' such a heavy load
[ Screaming ]
♪ Don't ever need to know direction ♪
Man: Whoa!
♪ Don't need no tow, food, gas, no more ♪
Man: Oh! Oh.
♪ Go, baby driver
Woman: Oh.
♪ Ooh, what a rider
[ Girl laughs ]
♪ Go, baby driver
♪ Ooh, you can pedal
♪ Oh, baby driver
♪ You've been drivin' too long
♪ Go, baby driver, go, baby driver ♪
[ Woman laughs ]
♪ Ooh, what a rider
♪ You've been ridin' so long
♪ Go, baby driver, go, baby driver ♪
♪♪
♪ Go, baby driver, go, baby driver ♪
[ Woman laughs ]
♪ Go, baby driver, go, baby driver ♪
Woman: Whoo!
[ Woman laughs ]
♪ Go, baby driver
Do you have a funny video worth $20,000?
What are you waiting for?
Upload it to AFV.com.
♪ Go, baby driver
♪♪
I don't like when people get in my business. I just don't.
Unless your business is taking funny videos.
In that case, feel free to get your business
all up in my business.
Like, get it over here right up next to mine.
Make it all nice and nice.
See if you can guess which one of these girls
can't do a cartwheel.
♪♪
Woman: Thanks.
If I get in the way, it's 'cause this girl's gonna...
Woman #2: No.
No. Is she? Is she buying tickets?
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughing ]
Listen...
Man: Oh, my God, she bought tickets!
Wait. Double-check.
No. For what?
♪♪
It's okay.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Ribeiro: I don't know if he's good at baseball,
but he's great at gaslighting.
Hey, Dad. You got that on camera?
It didn't hit there.
It's fine. I'm sorry.
♪♪
[ Starter pistol fires ]
Man: Let's go, Ski!
Oh! Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh!
[ Laughs ]
Oh!
[ Whispering ] 'Cause she's on the back --
sliding door porch.
And she's currently sunbathing in the sun.
And we know she hates bugs, so...
gonna dangle this over her face a couple times.
Let's go.
♪♪
Ribeiro: She looks awfully relaxed for someone
with this kid for a brother.
[ Screaming ]
[ Boy laughs ]
♪♪
[ Laughing ]
I think you took away her pacifier too early.
[ Woman laughs ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: A toaster and a cat.
Do I have to spell it out for you?
[ Woman laughs ]
Ribeiro: They can't seem to get the door open...
until they do.
Oh! Are you okay?
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
It's time for "Versus."
Join us as adolescent ladies with nary a care
take on creatures who like wind on their derrières.
[ Bell rings ] Tonight on "Versus"...
The girls are up first.
And I don't know about the glass ceiling,
but they're shattering the glass table.
♪♪
But the A. C. animals have the wind at their backs.
And their tushies.
The teens employ some aggressive tactics
with living room gymnastics.
♪♪
Oh.
[ Woman laughing ]
Squirrels love nuts...
and a breeze on their butts.
In this musical, I hope the table has an understudy.
♪♪
The A. C. animals strike back
with a chicken in touch with her inner Marilyn.
Man: You're a weird bird. You know that?
This attempt at a birthday greeting proves
that even furniture is fleeting.
Both: ♪ Happy birthday to --
Hey, are you okay?
Ribeiro: The animals have one last chance,
so they send in a horse, of course.
Is it enough?
And the winner is...
animals on A. C. units.
Join us next time as the windblown beasts take on...
[ Woman laughs ]
Ribeiro: On "Versus."
♪♪
When some celebrity wins an award and says,
"Never give up on your dreams,"
keep in mind they're the one in a million who made it.
You don't see all the people who pursued the same dream
and ended up decidedly unfamous.
Conversely, when I show you boneheads,
don't think all people are klutzes with terrible judgment.
No, it's just these select few
who deserve an award for nincompoop-osity.
He suddenly remembered he hasn't gotten all his steps in today.
Oh!
[ Groans ]
Ribeiro: That dude works here.
You'd think he'd know where not to walk.
[ Woman gasps ]
[ Laughs ]
She's got my hair. Oh! Oh! She's got --
She just pulled my hair out!
She seriously took a chunk of my hair. [ Gasps ]
Maybe you need simpler plays, Dad.
39 dive, reverse jet sweep.
Okay? Ready?
On six! Break!
[ Babbles ]
Ready, set. Ready, set.
1492.
[ Woman laughs ]
[ Man speaking indistinctly ]
Time!
Ribeiro: It's a little bat,
but it'll still do what we need it to.
[ Glass shattering ]
Man: Well?
[ Woman speaking indistinctly ]
Ribeiro: Screen doors keep the bugs out.
-What?! -Hold up!
Ribeiro: But they don't keep the boneheads in.
[ Laughter ]
I walked right through it. Yeah.
I left it -- I left it open. I left it open.
Girl: Hey, Dad, can you do this?
The leg jump thing.
Really, Dad?
[ Laughs ]
Oh, I used to be able to do it.
♪♪
Oh. Did you ever walk into a room
and forget what you walked into the room for?
It happens all the time.
I mean, not to me, though,
because whenever I walk into a room,
it's to introduce funny videos.
Yeah. Drives my wife nuts.
Hazel: Look. Look.
Woman: He's comin' over to say "hi" to you, Hazel.
He's coming over to meet you.
He's comin' to say "hi" to you.
Aww!
Ribeiro: He's just itching to say "hello."
Oh. Oh. [ Laughs ]
He's rubbing his booty.
Ooohhhh!
Dad tries to entertain the baby,
but he ends up entertaining Mom.
[ Woman laughs ]
"Let me in there. Let me in there. Let me check.
Let me check. I think there's something in there.
I think there's something in there."
I hope he's their pet raccoon,
and not just one they found rummaging
through their trash.
"I think it's a bird. I think it's a bird.
I see it. I see it. I'm gonna go for it.
I'm going for it."
Girl: Now. Now. "I'm going for it."
Now, Buddy. Oh.
"I'm going for it." Now.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: Just because you're one of the world's slowest animals
doesn't mean you can't photobomb.
♪♪
[ Girl laughing ]
♪♪
[ "Pop Goes the Weasel" plays ]
[ Gasps ]
[ Woman laughs ]
Look at these spiders, Mazie.
[ Whimpering ]
Didn't you ask to come to this museum?
[ Man laughs ]
Didn't you beg to come to the insect museum?
Wow. Look at these, Maze.
[ Screams ]
[ Laughs ]
"Pregnancy Handbook for Dads-to-Be."
[ Gasps ]
You're pregnant.
[ Woman laughs ] Oh, my God.
[ Screams ]
Ribeiro: I think someone's ready to be a grandma.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh, my! [ Laughs ]
Oh! Oh, my gosh! You're pregnant!
You're pregnant! Ohh-ho-ho!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
♪♪
Wind is weird.
You can't see it, but you know it's there.
It makes you cool when you're hot,
but cold when you're cool.
I'd say hats off to wind,
but if wind wanted my hat off,
wind would just blow my hat off.
Yeah.
[ Wind blowing ] [ Girl shouts indistinctly ]
Ribeiro: Who gave them that umbrella?
Mary Poppins?
♪♪
[ Woman gasps ]
[ Woman laughs ]
At this picnic, ants are the least of their problems.
Man: Whoa!
[ Wind blowing ]
[ Woman screams ]
Man: Whoa!
[ Wind blowing ]
Keep your eye on the sign...
because he sure didn't.
♪♪
[ Dog barks ]
Buzz goes to infinity and beyond...
and the backyard.
♪♪
[ Motor whirring ]
♪♪
I'm just gonna pretend that didn't happen.
[ Whirring continues ]
♪♪
It could have been worse.
The pool could have been full of water.
[ Woman laughs ]
Ribeiro: Sometimes you charge the hoop.
Sometimes the hoop charges you.
♪♪
If you think it's too windy, please knock.
[ Thud ]
[ Evil laughter ]
♪♪
Running is great exercise, but driving is much more convenient.
Want the best of both worlds?
Well, simply forget to put your car in park.
Yep. You get all the convenience of driving
with all the health benefits of a full-out sprint
as you chase your vehicle in panicked desperation.
We salute...
runaway cars.
♪♪
[ Crying ]
♪♪
Help!
♪♪
Girl: Dad! Dad!
♪♪
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
♪♪
For the woman in this next clip,
driving from point A to point B isn't a problem.
It's figuring out what to do when she arrives at point B
that's got her stumped.
Woman: All right. Right there.
Explain the problem to me.
Okay, I can't get out of my seat belt.
All right. Now, I got in it,
but I'm trying to find where to push,
and I'm pushing right there, and it's not going down.
So I tried the other side, and it's not going down.
I tried squeezing it. I tried going below it.
I-I-I can't get out of it.
What do you think?
I've never had this problem.
I [Laughs] I know.
Now, I've had this seat belt on before.
Uh-huh. And I've gotten out of it.
And you used your left hand to get you out of it?
Yeah. Not your right hand?
No. Why not your right hand?
Because I use my right hand over there.
Uh-huh. I only have two hands.
Could you push? Could you...
When you buckled it in... Yeah.
...which hand did you buckle it in with?
I pushed it down in here.
Show me.
Try your -- And I heard it click.
Try your right hand.
I can't get my right hand over there.
Try your right hand on your right side.
What are you talking about?
[ Seat belt clicks ]
Oh, I don't believe it!
[ Both laugh ]
Well, that's really stupid.
♪♪
If you pull a prank on someone and they get mad,
just remind them you're laughing with them,
not at them.
However, if they pull a prank on you, remind them it's war
and that you'll spend every waking minute
of your life plotting your revenge.
It's the most emotionally healthy way to handle it.
Man: Oh, really? I guess...
Ribeiro: She's got a piece of uncooked pasta in her mouth,
but her chiropractor doesn't know that.
[ Crack ]
Was that your jaw?
Oh. Ow.
Was that your jaw?
No. That was my neck.
That was the loudest adjustment
I've ever had in my life.
[ Laughs ]
Turn the camera off.
Turn it off.
[ Laughing ] Laurel.
What -- What's that in your mouth?
[ Laughs ]
You crazy.
Oh, my.
Woman: This was a good idea.
[ Laughing ]
All right, so now I'm gonna pour a little of the water.
Okay. Is that enough?
No, we can do more.
There. We got a puddle of water there.
Now...
on the count of three, I've got to wipe this dry
before you can get that marker in my hand.
All righty? Yeah.
One, two, three.
[ Laughs ]
Aah! Oh!
My...
[ Laughing ] I got your arm.
[ Laughs ]
Man: Don't pull it hard.
Woman: Don't pull it hard, Norah. Don't.
Ribeiro: He convinced his granddaughter he has a loose tooth.
And technically he does.
[ Gasps ]
[ Laughing ] Oh!
You pulled my teeth out!
[ Laughs ]
It's doing it.
Gotta wait. Gotta wait for it.
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: They're about to bite into some caramel apples.
Or so they think.
-Oh. -Ohh!
[ Laughter ]
Boy: Oh!
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Kids often take things too literally,
but kids don't know what "literally" means,
so it's hard to tell them to stop doing it.
And don't bother trying to explain what context clues
or idioms are to help them understand.
Just have a smartphone handy for whatever comes next.
It's just easier.
Man: Ben, that's a really nice Popsicle you got.
Will you give Ollie a lick?
♪♪
[ Harmonica playing ]
♪♪
Man: Move it back and forth.
Move the harmonica back and forth.
[ Harmonica playing ] Not you.
[ Woman laughs ]
Now turn.
Boy: [ Chanting ] Rowan, Rowan.
[ Woman laughs ]
Man: You didn't find the elbow grease?
I pulled out all the cans.
Are you sure you looked in all the cans?
I looked!
Well, how you gonna get the tub clean
without elbow grease?
I don't know! I can't --
I guess you're just gonna have to scrub really hard
since you don't have the elbow grease.
Well, since you can't find the elbow grease,
you're just gonna have to work twice as hard.
I'll try my best.
Woman: Cast -- Cast it out.
What?
Throw it out there.
Throw out -- Throw out the fishing line.
There you -- Oh. [ Laughs ]
♪♪
It's time for a sort of a video list
to show you that I'm an optimist
and a guy who rhymes at least some of the time.
[ Birds chirping ]
Don't be such a Gloomy Gus.
It's time to...
Look on the bright side. At least you won't have to spend
as much on overpriced amusement park food.
♪♪
[ Gagging ]
I think I...
[ Coughing ]
I straight up swallowed a bug.
In the plus column, no one said introducing yourself
to your new co-workers had to be boring.
Woman: Liz, there's...
Aah! What?! [ Laughs ]
Woman #2: I saw somebody kneeling there.
Focus on the upside.
You no longer have to worry about a monthly cellphone bill.
Hoo-hoo!
Man: Hey, Brock!
[ Laughs ] Was that your phone?
Yeah.
Oh, my -- my bad.
Here's a happy spin.
They'll be equally prepared for a boy or a girl.
Woman: Wait.
[ Screams, laughs ]
[ Group screaming ] Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Woman #2: It's pink.
Woman #3: It's...
Now it's red.
[ Screaming continues ]
It was blue!
Ribeiro: I hope we've set you right
by showing you that things can be bright.
Some people are dog people.
Some people are cat people.
But I'll tell you what's better than either dogs or cats.
Dogs and cats together. Mm-hmm.
What did you think I was gonna say? Raccoons?
♪ I've got a friend with an attitude ♪
♪ I've got a friend with real nice shoes ♪ [ Dog whimpering ]
♪ I've got a friend that needs a light ♪
♪ And I've got a friend that thinks he's always right ♪
♪♪
[ Hisses ]
[ Cat yowls ]
♪ I've got a friend that says "hello"♪ [ Dog whimpers ]
♪ I've got a friend that's ready to go ♪
♪ I've got a friend that talks too much ♪ [ Dog barking ]
♪ And that same friend says, "Blah, blah, blah ♪
♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah" ♪
♪♪
♪ I've got a friend
[ Dog barking ]
♪ I've got a friend
that won first prize ♪
♪ I've got a friend that's a little shy ♪
♪ I've got a friend that I haven't met ♪
♪ That same friend is you, I bet ♪
♪ It's you, I bet
[ Dog barking ]
[ Cat hisses ] ♪ I've got a friend
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪ I've got a friend
Got a funny video?
Upload it to AFV.com.
♪ I've got a friend
♪♪
We often show videos of two or more things happening
simultaneously, or as we say, in sync.
And we show a wide range of things happening in sync.
Yes, it's safe to say that we throw in everything
but the kitchen "in-sync." [and sink]
[ Chuckles ]
Hey, hey, don't boo me. I didn't write it.
[ Toy squeaks ]
Four sheep in sync.
This is "shear" madness. [sheer]
♪♪
One. Go.
[ Cheering ]
-Oh! -Ah!
Ribeiro: Looks like they went to the same obedience school.
[ Dogs snorting ]
[ Woman laughs ]
Man: Sister squad! Oh!
[ Woman screaming ]
Yee-hee-hee-hee!
Oh! Oh!
[ Laughs ]
Oh, my gosh!
Ribeiro: You heard of Grumpy Cat?
How about Jumpy Cat?
[ Woman laughs ]
Ribeiro: I wonder if they see what I see --
that it's far too icy.
Woman: Oh! [ Laughs ] Oh!
♪♪
[ Applause ]
Hey, Alfonso. Can we see some more bird videos?
Sunny, come.
[ Sunny squawks ]
Okay, Chloe and Sunny. You want more bird videos?
Bird videos, come.
[ Birds chirping, wings flapping ]
Woman: So it's a nice evening on my back porch.
And here in my decorator birdhouse that now has become
the home to -- a home to quite a large family of birds
that I'm calling my kissing birds.
And you're gonna see why in just a minute,
because I can whistle [whistles]
and cluck [clicks tongue]
and can go, "Hey, hey, hey!"
But if I kiss...
[ Smooching ]
[ Birds chirping ]
Huh. I have no idea what the mama bird does.
But [smooches] they like kisses.
[ Smooching ]
Woman: Taylor's watching. Okay. Okay, hang on.
Cody, hold this. Boy: Mom.
Ostriches are mean.
Ostriches are -- Aah! Aah!
Yeah, I tried to tell you. I tried to tell you.
It took the whole bucket. It took...
Ribeiro: He's gonna take the whole bucket...
to go.
I got...
I ain't reaching it!
Oh, my gosh!
It just ate off of its own back!
Oh, wait.
Oh!
Girl.
Oh, my God!
Man: Hey, buddy.
You coming with me to the second window?
Okay. Sounds good.
Hey, how you doing?
[ Horn honks ]
Whoo-hoo.
[ Laughing ] Oh, my God.
All right, you know what?
You've stuck with me this long, I'm gonna name you Jeff.
Let's do it, Jeff.
I love you, man.
♪♪
So serene.
No! Jeff!
Jeff, no!
♪♪
Ribeiro: He does all the dogs in the neighborhood.
♪♪
This guy loves fish.
You know who else loves fish?
Whoa!
Hey, get out of here.
Nope, nope. We're out.
All right. I'm out.
Yesterday, I set up a trap. How do you get that...
But today I caught one. How do you get it out?
It's a bird with no red head.
And it -- And it's a very small one.
I was trying to catch a cardinal yesterday,
but I almost got it. [ Woman gasps ]
I was trying...
[ Ding! ]
...to catch a cardinal yesterday,
but I almost got it. [ Woman gasps ]
And today I caught one.
♪ The end!
♪♪
50 is a weird age.
For example, nowadays I get heartburn
by just looking at a slice of pizza.
From what my older friends tell me,
everything gets better soon, and...
I just realized they lied to me.
Shoot, I think I need some funny videos
to take my mind off my heartburn.
My heart...
Happens every garbage day.
[ Woman laughs ]
Ahh!
[ Laughing ] Are you okay? Aw.
Worst pyramid scheme ever.
Koda!
Woman: Oh, my... Koda, watch out!
Aah! Aah!
♪♪
Woman: He's dancing with me.
♪ Let's dance
Whoa!
[ Screaming ]
[ Children screaming ]
Ribeiro: And a good time was had by all.
Well, all but Lola.
[ Crying ] Woman: Lola.
♪♪
Oh. [ Laughs ]
Ribeiro: I don't know if this counts as three hits or one.
[ Distorted ] Oh. [ Distorted laugh ]
Woman: Okay. You yell something back at them
and see if they yell it back at you.
You stop it, right now!
[ Echoing ] Right now.
Ribeiro: He's in a shouting match with the neighborhood echo gang.
What's the problem, Mark?
I was trying to do them,
and they're saying it back to me.
They keep saying it back to you?
Okay. I'm sorry.
I'm gonna go "rawr" like a dinosaur.
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
Rawr!
[ Echoing ] Rawr!
See? They like dinosaurs.
Oh, they -- they like dinosaurs,
so they did dinosaur back to you?
Rawr!
[ Echoing ] Rawr!
[ Laughs ] They like dinosaurs.
[ Laughing ]
Grandpa has a great sense of humor,
but not a great sense of balance.
♪♪
We all need a vacation from time to time
to accomplish the four "res" --
recharge, recenter, reboot, and, most importantly,
replenish our supply of funny vacation clips.
That's why vacation videos
are tonight's "Assignment America."
Need some examples? Here you go.
Man: Oh, this poor bastard.
[ Indistinct conversations ]
♪♪
Whoa!
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
Man: He's gonna jump on the table.
-Aah! -Oh!
He jumped on my head.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Mirror selfie.
Hey.
It was a video, anyway. Oh.
Joke's on you fools.
[ Thud ] Ow!
[ Laughter ]
No matter whether you travel near or far,
by train or ship or plane or car,
have your smartphone ready wherever you are.
Jess, tell 'em more.
Get out of town.
No, seriously. Get out of town.
And when you're lying by the pool
or brunching at the buffet,
be sure to have your smartphone at the ready.
Who knows? Your R&R clip might win you $20,000
or even $100,000.
Just upload the video to AFV.com.
For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
Vacations -- They're good for the soul
and even better for our show.
♪♪
We've seen the highs, the lows, and all in between.
But now it's time to make with the green.
So let's meet our finalists.
First up, his throw may have gone a little wide,
but at least there was no damage to Dad's sweet ride.
It's "Didn't Dent Dad's Dream Car,"
sent in by Rocky Griffin from Edmond, Oklahoma.
[ Cheers and applause ]
I don't know if he's good at baseball,
but he's great at gaslighting.
Hey, Dad. You got that on camera?
It didn't hit there.
It's fine. I'm sorry.
Joining us are Rocky, Abby, Hudson, Easton, and Reese.
Now, Hudson, how relieved were you to see
that there was no ding in the shiny new car?
I was glad I wasn't in trouble.
[ Laughter ]
Okay. I get it. I get it.
Mom and Dad, I'm sure you're proud
he apologized, and even more proud
that he's got a rocket for an arm, right?
Absolutely. Super-proud of him. There you go.
All right. Good luck, guys.
All right. Next up, she's having a problem.
Let's see if you can grasp it.
She's stuck in her seat belt and just can't unclasp it.
It's "Befuddled by the Buckle," sent in by Jamie Adams
from Holly Springs, North Carolina.
Okay, I can't get out of my seat belt.
Woman: All right. Now, I got in it,
but I'm trying to find where to push,
and I'm pushing right there, and it's not going down.
Try your right hand on your right side.
[ Seat belt clicks ]
Joining us are Jamie and Sandy.
Now, Jamie, be honest --
What did you think when your mom called you
and said she was in your driveway,
but couldn't get out of the seat belt?
I was baffled.
I-I couldn't imagine being stuck in the car
and not being able to get out of the seat belt.
I thought she must be joking.
Well, I'll tell you this. We got a great video,
and I'm glad you finally got out of the seat belt, Sandy.
I mean, there's a whole world to explore.
[ Laughter ]
All right, good luck. All right.
Finally, chiropractors deal with all things bony,
but how do they handle uncooked macaroni?
It's "Patient Pranks with Penne,"
sent in by Laurel Lorenz from Carencro, Louisiana.
[ Applause ]
[ Crack ]
Was that your jaw?
Oh. Ow.
Was that your jaw?
[ Laughing ] Laurel.
What -- What's that in your mouth?
[ Laughs ]
You crazy.
Joining us are Laurel, Shawn, and Jane.
Now, Laurel, you and Shawn are long-term friends.
So you didn't just find some random chiropractor to prank.
But, Shawn, what was going through your mind
when you heard that crack?
Well, I thought I broke her jaw, I'll tell you.
I could feel it on her jaw,
all the cracking from the noodles.
But I thought I broke her jaw or her neck, so...
Yeah, that would been bad. That would have been real bad.
But you know what? Listen. That would have been real bed.
I-I wouldn't blame you if you had to stay away from pasta
for a while after this. Okay?
Right? I get it. Absolutely. Yes.
Yeah. Good luck, guys.
All right. Now, we're gonna find out
who takes home the cash in just a minute.
But first, let's take a look at some of the clips
that didn't make our top three
in tonight's "Honorable Mention."
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[ Distorted ] Hi!
[ Clatter ]
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[ Whistle! ]
[ Distorted ] Oh! [ Distorted ] Oh!
[ Laughs ]
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[ Whistle! ]
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Aah! Ow!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Okay. It's time to hand out tonight's prizes --
$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
Here we go. Our third-place, $4,000 winner is...
"Patient Pranks with Penne,"
sent in by Laurel Lorenz from Carencro, Louisiana.
Thank you.
And the winner of the $20,000
and tonight's funniest home video is...
"Befuddled by the Buckle,"
sent in by Jamie Adams from Holly Springs, North Carolina.
We have Sandy and Jamie.
Yes!
Yay! Congratulations, guys.
Whoo!
Now, Jamie... Whoo!
...I hear you're a scrapbooker and you scrapped
the text message from your mom that she sent to you.
Now, can you please tell everybody what it said exactly?
"Help. I can't get my seat belt off."
[ Laughter ]
I think there's a commercial that sounds a lot like that.
And, Sandy, now, I hear that you were the one that wanted
to send the video to "AFV," right?
Right. But -- But I didn't know how to load it up,
so I dragged my grandson into it.
You know what? I got to tell you.
I love the fact that you wanted to see yourself on TV.
I guess you also wanted to see yourself win $20,000.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah. I think that's something
y'all can stick in the scrapbook, right?
[ Laughs ]
Yes, it is. All right. Congratulations.
You've got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
[ Cheers and applause ]
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Well, that's our show. I wish we could say we have more.
I mean, I could say it, but it would be a lie.
But I could say it.
See you next time when we have more show.
And that's no lie. All right?
And don't forget --
If you upload a video and it airs on the show,
we'll send you an "AFV" T-shirt.
So good night, everybody, and remember,
send your video to me, you might win 20 G's.
Good night, y'all.
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