Ribeiro: "AFV's" on.
Spoiler alert -- It looks like this.
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
[ Woman screams ]
Woman: I let you be for one second.
Woman #2: Holly.
We're not playing beer pong. Okay?
♪♪
Oh!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Welcome to...
And now here he is, the host of our show --
Alfonso Ribeiro!
Let's do it, y'all!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Love you, love you, love you. Thank you, guys.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Welcome to the show.
A show I like to call "America's Funniest Home Videos."
Why? Well, that's because that's the title.
I'm -- I'm funny that way. Yeah. Yeah.
people by their actual names. I like to call things and
remember your name, Unless I don't
and then you're just "Buddy." [ Laughs ] Yeah, yeah.
great at showing funny videos, Look, what can I say? I'm
and I'm great with names.
[ Woman speaks indistinctly ]
Taking your dog for a spin on the hoverboard is fun,
except for the whole "get dizzy" part.
Whoa.
Woman: Aah! Aah!
[ Clatter ]
You can't even...
I'd say it's safe to be on your phone
while you're climbing the step stool,
but that would be a crock... pot.
too long. Don't leave it in there
Oh, my God!
♪♪
She's trying to get someone's attention
by throwing stuff at the window.
Even though there's a few thousand tiny rocks right there,
she goes for the giant Slinky.
♪♪
Woman: How'd you get it to suction to your forehead?
[ Laughs ]
Are I scaring you? I'm sorry.
I'm probably gonna have a big bruise there.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, no. It won't come off!
[ Laughs ] Oh! Oh! Oh!
[ Laughs ] It's bruised.
It's like a hickey. [ Laughs ]
...like Kailey.
And if you're watching this...
So yeah.
See? I'm not scared.
Woman: Oh!
[ Calling ]
Come on over here. Come on, dog.
Come on.
[ Calling ]
Come on, dog. Come here.
You want to go outside? Come on.
[ Calling ]
Come here.
Come on.
Woman: It's a trick, Ferris. [ Laughs ]
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
[ Cat meows ]
Aah!
[ Doorbell rings ]
So...not a cat fan. Ribeiro:
♪♪
Get ready to boop some snoots.
We're going to the "Dog Park."
[ Dog barking ]
Woman: Is this a bone? Can I have some?
Biscuit, can I have a bone? Can I have it?
Are you -- Oh, look at your eyes turning.
[ Laughs ]
Big bone. Big tongue.
Bigger attitude.
Can I take it?
Aah! [ Biscuit barks ]
[ Biscuit snarls ]
[ Biscuit barking ]
Aah!
they could have tied him to. So many things
the folding chair. They went with
My God.
[ Dog whining ]
Oh!
Woman: Wait. Wait. Are you trying to go shopping?
What are you doing?
She wants to hit the mall.
She needs some nice shoes to go with that purse.
There's nothing in there.
Um, ma'am.
Here. You -- You want to go to the store,
and you have to get the keys?
Oh, now -- now you're wearing a purse.
That's very nice. That's --
[ Laughs ]
[ Women laugh ]
I don't know if he's having fun
or just pointing out that you're behind on your yard work.
[ Women laugh ]
Go on back in!
Why are you like this? Woman:
[ Laughs ]
Look at you.
Oh, dear God.
So I came home from work, Woman #2: and...
he had gotten ahold of my shoe.
Ripley, come here.
Ripley. Come here. [ Clicks tongue ]
Come here. Come here.
Let's see.
Come here.
Did you do this?
Did you do this to Mama's shoe?
Ripley.
That's a no-no.
You don't chew on shoes. Look at me.
No, no.
You don't chew on shoes, Ripley.
Ribeiro: This is what happens when there's only one spot
in the house that gets sun.
Woman: Piper, that's not nice to Spencer.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
the late spring to the early Wedding season extends from fall.
Venues are cheaper in the winter,
are just as funny. but the videos
Why do I point this out? Well, I have two daughters
whose weddings I may have to pay for one day,
push them in that direction. and I'm hoping this might
[ Laughs ]
♪ Girl, I'm 'bout have a panic attack ♪
♪ I did the work, it didn't work ♪
♪ Ah, ah ♪
♪ That truth, it hurts, I know it hurts ♪
♪ That lovey-dovey, was not a fan of it ♪
♪ I'm good with my friends ♪
♪ I don't want a man, girl ♪
♪ I'm in my bed, I'm way too fine to be here alone ♪
♪ On other hand, I know my worth ♪
♪ Ah, ah ♪
♪ And now he callin' me, why do I feel like this? ♪
♪ What's happenin' to me? ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Am I ready?
♪ Girl, there ain't a doubt ♪
♪ Am I ready? ♪
♪ What you talkin' 'bout? ♪
♪ Am I ready? ♪
♪ You gon' figure it out ♪
♪ To be loved? ♪
♪ Am I ready? ♪
♪ You deserve it now ♪
♪ 'Cause I want it ♪
I'm talkin' about ♪ ♪ That's what
♪ Am I ready? ♪
♪ You gon' figure it out ♪
♪ To be loved? ♪
♪ Am I ready?
♪ Girl, there ain't a doubt ♪
♪ Am I ready? ♪
♪ What you talkin' 'bout? ♪
♪ Am I ready? ♪
♪ You gon' figure it out ♪
♪ To be loved? ♪
♪ Am I ready? ♪
♪ You deserve it now ♪
♪ 'Cause I want it ♪
I'm talkin' about ♪ ♪ That's what
♪ Am I ready? ♪
♪ You gon' figure it out ♪
♪ To be loved? ♪
♪ Am I ready? ♪
Do you have a funny video worth $20,000?
What are you waiting for?
Upload it to AFV.com.
♪ To be loved? ♪
♪ To be loved?
♪ Am I ready? ♪
♪ You deserve it now ♪
♪ 'Cause I want it ♪
♪♪
just hit 8 billion people. The world population
Crazy, right?
I mean, when I was a kid, there was 4 billion.
And when my dad was a kid,
75 people on Earth. Mm-hmm. they were just
Yeah, m-my numbers might be off, a little off.
as the population grows, But, anyway,
of funny videos will grow, the number too.
for another 500 million years! So we could be on the air
[ Cheers and applause ] Or...
Or thereabouts. Yeah.
Again, not a math guy.
You either give him nuts, or he'll go nuts.
♪♪
Woman: [ Gasps ] You're in trouble!
He's eating the screen!
Man: For the fifth time...
Whoa.
I don't get it. What is it?
Woman: Try again. Try again.
W-H-O. Who! Whoa!
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
[ Gasps ]
Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
the chipmunk out of the house. Ribeiro: He's trying to get
Not on the clothes! Aah!
he's not a professional. I'm guessing
There he is!
No, no! Aaahhh!
Woman: Let me do it.
Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
Aaahhh!
Aaahh! Aah!
Go, go, go!
Move! Out of my way!
Go.
Run!
Aah! No! No!
Did you know that right now
there's another baby growing in Mama's tummy?
Wow. Who is it?
We don't know. [ Laughs ]
We don't know if it's a little boy baby
or a little girl baby yet,
but there's a little baby growing in Mama's tummy.
make you feel? How does that
I think that we can, but...
We don't need what anymore?
We don't need that one anymore?
[ Man laughs ]
So just give Declan back and trade him in?
Yeah. "Yeah"?
♪♪
Children: Hey, Alfonso!
Hey, Alfonso.
Show us some more...
Magic videos.
Okay, Trinity and Zari. [ Laughs ]
You want more magic videos?
Well, abracadabra. Let's see how these magic videos grab ya.
First one? All of them.
all of your magic tricks. Woman: Yeah, show us Oh. Okay.
Here. Cally, you see the bunny, right?
Yeah.
You don't see it!
[ Laughter ]
You see it!
[ Laughter ]
Ladies and gentlemen,
presenting the terrific, the magnificent,
the world's one and only Esther Meddar!
She's going to disappear right before your very eyes.
Are you ready? [ Baby cries ]
Yes, you are.
Here we go!
♪♪
Voilà!
Woman: Ooh!
♪♪
[ Laughing ]
Woman: Where'd Daddy go? [ Laughs ]
Where did he go?
Where'd Daddy go?
[ Gasps ]
this pencil float, okay? I'm gonna make
Okay, ready?
♪♪
Woman: [ Laughs ] [ Laughs ]
It's cool.
[ Laughs ]
Watch the ball. But you're gonna guess which hand.
left or right? Which hand right now --
Blow on the hand again, Watch. though.
Blow on the hand. Completely gone.
[ Laughs ]
Hey, a little more. Watch, watch, watch. No.
A little bigger, a little bigger. Watch. Okay.
This one. Which one right now?
Oh, no, no, no. No!
go in the hand. You're gonna see it
left or right? Which one right now -- This one.
Blow on the hand. Watch. Blow on the hand.
Watch. Watch. Come on.
This one. Shut up!
How are you doing it? Just watch.
it's hard to -- Which one? No, it -- You know,
It's hard to see 'cause when I put it in,
you can't actually tell which one it goes in. This one.
guessing, or you know which Are you actually just one it is?
No, it's in this one. Okay, blow. It's gone.
Shut up. So we're gonna -- hand above, hand below.
One hand just below.
and it's gonna be a complete Then we're gonna slam down, vanish.
You're such a liar. Ready for it?
What? Hand.
It's not gonna disappear. It is gonna.
slam down and disappear. I'm gonna literally
I know this joke.
What joke? What's the joke?
This joke. What joke?
It's, like, a -- It's, like, a fake trick.
To see if I believe you. This trick?
It's actually gonna disappear. No. It's actually --
Here we go.
[ Laughs ]
If you do this, I'm gonna drop dead.
If you can do this, What? Okay. I'm gonna drop dead.
All right.
[ Thud ]
[ Laughs ]
This whole time you've been throwing it above my head.
♪♪
You know what an underrated word for "bonehead" is?
As in "Dude, what a nimrod." Nimrod.
"nincompoop" and "moron," You hear "doofus" and
but not "nimrod."
It's a good word. Fun to say. Yeah.
And if you don't think it's fun to say,
then you, too, are a nimrod.
Just -- Just like these...nimrods.
Young man: All right. Okay, we're ready now.
Okay, boys. One...
Ribeiro: They're helping him into his wetsuit.
Young man #2: Count of three.
Together: One...
And the second floor. Ribeiro:
Oh!
♪♪
Pbht!
Ribeiro: He put it together all by himself,
and he'll take it apart all by himself, too.
♪♪
Man: Ready? Yeah.
Ohh!
I got it!
Bad place for a flower pot. Ribeiro:
♪♪
If someone films you getting onto your bunk bed,
ask yourself, "Why?"
[ Boy laughs ]
Well, you have to do something in between classes.
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
I found nature's corn dog.
Ready?
[ Woman laughs ]
Aah!
[ Laughs ]
[ Blows ]
Ha!
where I love to give praise. I'm now in that phase
Join me as I applaud the effort.
It's time to give credit where credit is due.
Join me as I applaud the effort.
[ Applause ]
You tried to turn off the smoke alarm
with whatever you had handy. by creating wind
of your impromptu fan. Consider me a fan
[ Alarm beeping ]
Woman: Blow it! It's still...
We need to fan it some more...
'cause it's not going off.
[ Laughs ]
You kept trying to toss cheese balls in your mouth,
but you weren't even close.
You're an inspiration to snackers everywhere.
Woman: [ Laughing ]
One more. Try again.
You can catch it this time.
[ Laughs ]
to check out the squeaky toys You made your best effort
before you bought them.
Good on you for being a careful shopper.
[ Toys squeaking ]
You attempted to turn your son
who doesn't like being on camera into an influencer.
I commend you for trying.
Woman: "Hi, guys!"
I don't do...
No. Say "Hi, guys!"
I don't do that no more!
Say it once.
I don't do any more.
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ]
Are appetizers ever jealous of the main course?
"Sure, you eat me, Do they think,
why aren't I the main course?" but if you really loved me,
Huh? And does the main course think, "If you love me so much,
leave room for dessert?" why do you always
Right? Well, I don't know if food has feelings,
but food videos can take heart
knowing that we never play favorites,
just as long as they're funny.
Mm-hmm.
but he dances for ice cream. I scream, you scream,
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Man: So that would be your full bowl of food then?
He wants some of the food that's in the container,
which is the same food that's in his bowl...
6 inches away.
Save some for the sequel, Rock.
Yeah. Right there. What's that?
What's this?
♪♪
Can you just eat that?
There you go.
♪♪
[ Fusses ]
[ Man laughs ]
Jimmy!
This kid really takes the cake,
and then he takes it again.
♪♪
[ Laughter ]
Woman: Here. And...
I've been bored, but never Ribeiro:
"squirt an entire bottle of mustard in my mouth" bored.
Okay.
♪♪
[ Woman laughs ]
[ Indistinct conversation ]
Woman: Hey, buddy. How was your day today?
which are grades, Good. I got all 3s,
and they're good. And I loved my day.
to the Texaco And I really want to go
to get a little snack and a Coca-Cola Icee.
Well, buddy, I got a surprise for you. [ Gasps ]
Wait a minute.
Do you know what today is?
What?
Today you're a big brother.
What's a big brother?
Guess who's here!
[ Gasps ] Savannah?
Let -- Let me see. Did she come?
She's on her way now. Is...
Mama's having a baby!
You mean she's having it today?
She's having it today.
to go see her? Are you ready
Yes. But first, can we go to the Texaco?
Please, please.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
it ain't broke, don't fix it." You've heard the saying "if
Well, that's our philosophy.
You send us funny videos,
and we give $20,000 to the winner,
and we're not gonna change now.
I mean, sure, we could try having each of you
send us $20,000
and we give a funny video to the winner,
but for some reason,
a successful business model. I just don't see that being
I -- Mm.
He sees a can and decides to recycle it...
until he finds out
have already claimed it. that bees
[ Bees buzzing ]
♪♪
Man: Whoo!
He doesn't know his own strength,
which, in this case, is bad.
♪♪
Aah!
[ Screaming ]
[ Indistinct conversation, dog barking ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: This dog's good at catching the ball.
at catching the ricochet. Dad's even better
Oh!
[ Girl laughs ]
Woman: Oh, man.
Ribeiro: Mom's here. Whoopie!
Whoa! [ Pbht! ]
Man: Excuse you!
[ Laughter ] Oh, my goodness!
Mama!
Car washes and ill-fitting sunroofs don't mix.
Ohh!
My God. I'm crying.
Woman: [ Shouts indistinctly ]
It's on me!
[ Laughs ] Aah! Aah!
No!
It always happens to me!
He's not convinced that's a real dog.
But there's only one way to be sure.
[ Toy howling ]
♪♪
[ Dog barking ]
and dogs love other dogs. Dogs love bones,
the best of both worlds. So it's kind of like
"Assignment America," On a recent
we asked for videos of the "Gasp at Your Dog Challenge"
where you gasp at your dog and capture their reaction.
Now, I don't want to give away how well you all did, but, uh...
[ Gasps ]
♪♪
[ Dog howls ]
♪♪
[ Woman gasps, laughs ]
[ Woman gasps ]
♪♪
[ Dog growls ]
[ Woman gasps ]
Get that baby. Woman: Get that baby.
[ Dog barks ]
[ Woman gasps ]
Girl: ...going back.
What? What?
[ Woman gasps ]
Funniest Videos" is on! Woman: "America's
♪♪
In meteorology,
the temperature below which the air can no longer
contain water in a gaseous form,
and it starts to rain, is called the dew point.
Yeah, that's much different
what did you do? point. Okay? than the "Dude,
W-Which is the point
at which a friend's behavior is so questionable
that you can't help sending the video to "AFV."
♪♪
sometimes don't know I guess you
it's a bad idea until you try it.
[ Engine revving ]
♪♪
[ Crying ]
Woman: Why are you crying?
You want unicorns to be in this world?
Yeah.
♪♪
[ Gasps ]
Ribeiro: Perhaps some welcome mats are a bit too welcoming.
Woman: I let you be for one second,
what you turn into. and this is
Ribeiro: I think you left her alone for one second.
And then 300 more seconds.
How was lunch?
Was it tasty?
[ Laughs ]
It was good?
[ Both laugh ]
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
Okay. That's it.
What an adorable couple.
Could this get any more romantic?
[ Dog gags ]
[ Woman laughs ]
There's more than one way to crack an egg.
But they're all better than this one.
♪♪
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Okay.
[ Laughing ]
I'm sorry.
their wisdom teeth removed, When teens have
the anesthesia can make them say some pretty hilarious stuff.
So while their wisdom teeth are covered by insurance,
the funny things they say might just be covered
by Vin Di Bona's checkbook.
[ Laughing ] Yeah.
20 Gs, if you please.
Woman: Hey, Caleb. [ Laughing ]
[ Slurred ] Hey, Mom.
Hey, Caleb. Hey, Mom.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What?
I'm not gonna spread it.
No. [ Laughs ]
[ Laughter continues ]
Get it?
'Cause butter spreads.
[ Laughs ]
The butter spreads on the toast!
[ Laughs ]
at home, Mom. We need some of this
Yeah.
This is good.
[ Laughing ] Oh, no!
Woman: What are you doing?
You're riding a roller coaster?
[ Screams ]
[ Slurred ] It ended.
Huh? It ended.
It ended? Okay.
Woman: Britlynn.
What? Hey.
[ Crying ]
[ Laughs ]
Oh, look. Look, honey.
There's a ton of them in there.
It was just the piece you tore off to open it.
I knew that. You...
[ Laughs ]
Aren't you -- Aren't you so glad you don't have
to take drugs or anything?
for your body. Except for -- These drugs are not good
[ Slurred ] I took drugs?!
No, no, no, honey.
Just anesthetic for -- for your...
I'm on drugs right now?
No? No. No, honey.
right now. You're not on drugs
I-I-I didn't know I did it. I'm sorry.
It's okay. No, honey, it's okay.
I-I did not want to do drugs! [ Voice breaking ]
No, no, honey. You're not doing drugs.
It's just medicine.
You took some medicine.
I never would do drugs! I promised Mom
Honey, honey, you're not doing drugs.
You had some medicine.
You can't tell Mom!
I won't tell her about it. Okay. I won't tell her.
It's okay. I'm so glad --
I'm sorry I did drugs. Oh, honey, it's okay.
You didn't. You didn't, darling.
You took some medicine. You didn't do drugs.
Some medicine. The medicine.
Oh, no! And some --
What's wrong?
She was here the whole time! [ Voice breaking ]
Honey...
♪♪
When it comes to diving,
there are a million ways for it to go wrong
and only one way for it to go right.
So let's take a deep dive into a montage
that'll make you dig deep and question
whether it's worth it to dive.
[ Classical music plays ]
Young man: Oh!
♪♪
Oh! Oh!
♪♪
[ Woman gasps ]
♪♪
Woman: Aah!
♪♪
[ Woman screams ]
♪♪
Woman: Aah!
♪♪
Whoa!
♪♪
[ Woman laughs ]
♪♪
Got a funny video?
Upload it to AFV.com.
♪♪
There is a thing in sports where if one team
is consistently dominant over another team,
people will say that that team is the other team's "daddy."
Like -- Like "the Yankees are the Mets' daddy." Yeah.
Well, I find this to be very disrespectful and very funny.
Now -- Now enjoy some dads who are other dads' daddies
when it comes to starring in funny videos.
It's good to look up to your dad...
Man: Move!
...except when he's above you on the bouncy slide.
[ Woman laughs ]
-Whoa! -Uh!
Well, that's a clever way Ribeiro:
to not spend quality time with your kids.
Not outside?
He's not outside.
Woman: Did you check the closet?
Hmm? Which closet?
Which closet, Mom?
Can you check this closet?
Ribeiro: Sometimes the laziest hiding places are the best.
No. Let's look again in here.
Garrett, come here. -Okay.
Where could he be?
he would be? Mom, where do you think
I don't know. Is he in the dryer?
-Let's check in the dryer. -Aah!
[ Laughs ]
Aah!
[ Laughs ]
[ Laughter ]
♪♪
[ Laughing ]
Girl: I'm not talking to you!
Well, I'm not talking either.
I'm not talking to you either!
to me. Well, don't say anything
to me!
I'm not talking to you.
either. I'm not talking to you
either.
I'm not talking to you.
It's bedtime for Dad. Ribeiro:
[ Woman gasps ]
By which I mean it's time for Dad to buy a new bed.
[ Woman laughs ]
♪♪
-Over to your brother. -He's hitting it.
Woman: Way to go, Liam! Child: Aah!
Ribeiro: Usually piñata -related bellyaches happen
when someone eats too much candy.
Oh! Oh!
This is not one of those times.
♪♪
Kids say such funny things
that not even the best comedy writers in the world
could come up with them.
Or the writers on our show. [ Laughs ]
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
some funny things. Our guys write
Just not for this show.
I'm kidding again. Come on.
they write everything Actually, they --
I read off the teleprompter,
shouldn't start a war. so I probably
Your butt.
Woman: You want to see my what?
Butt.
gonna do what? 'Cause you're
With that.
Oh, you're gonna check my temperature?
Yes. Please don't.
No.
Let me check your butt.
I don't want you to check my butt.
No. I want to check you butt.
Open it, please.
[ Laughing ] No. Open it, please!
I don't want you to check my temperature.
Oh, I want to check you!
Man on TV: Wow!
Woman: Oh, bless you, baby! [ Sneezes ]
Oh, my gosh. It sounded like you just said "thank you."
Talk backwards.
Woman: And what happened to the cookies?
Um, they, um...
They all -- Some...
[ Laughs ]
They did?
[ Laughs ]
So you caught them?
Okay.
So that way, they won't fall.
Oh, that is so good of you.
honey. Come look what's on the Woman: Connor, come here, ground.
Look what's on the ground.
Mm.
Maybe the...
[ Laughs ]
Man: Okay, what planet is this?
Um, Earth.
No, that's your Uranus.
That's my anus.
And that's Dad's anus.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Ribeiro: You know what the world needs now?
A dog that was born to ride shotgun.
♪♪
Woman: [ Laughs ]
Hi, lovey.
[ Laughs ]
I hope you've enjoyed a dog that was born to ride shotgun.
[ Applause ]
♪♪
I love hosting "AFV." In fact, if it somehow went away,
I'd do a version of the show all by myself,
and if I couldn't get a show, I'd open up a store.
commercials all over TV -- You'd see
"Come on down to Crazy Al's Discount Video Mart.
And if you can find a funnier video store,
I'll eat a bug." Yep.
bug, but it's a good gimmick. I-I wouldn't want to eat a
And if it drives business, I'm doing it.
[ Woman laughs ]
Even hairless cats think hairless cats are weird.
[ Woman laughs ]
[ Speaks indistinctly ]
Oh, good. Oh, good.
Looks like the new mattress has arrived,
but they won't know for sure until they open it up.
[ Laughs ]
♪♪
Man: Ow!
caught on the door is no fun, Ribeiro: Getting your bag
can only get better from here. but at least the day
Woman: Leave it alone.
Leave it alone!
[ Laughing ] Go away.
If it comes at me, I may poop.
Aah! Aah!
[ Screaming ]
We've got to get ready. Woman:
that if you carry that around, Holly, do you think
that somebody is gonna play beer pong with you?
Holly.
We're not playing beer pong. Okay?
Go potty.
What a good doggy daddy, Ribeiro:
taking him out to go potty before bed.
♪♪
Ohh!
Okay.
On the couch! Get up.
In this wrestling match,
not exactly playing fair. little brother's
[ Farts ]
[ Laughs ]
Woman: [ Laughs ]
Who was that -- Lennon or Charlie?
Charlie.
♪♪
Coming out of anesthesia is never fun,
except for the person recording them
with a smartphone, of course.
"Recovery Room Ramblers" That's why
"Assignment America." are tonight's
No, you don't. No, you don't. Need some examples?
We just showed you a bunch. No, you don't.
Jess, tell 'em more.
Your wisdom teeth might be going bye-bye,
but the best thing to leave your mouth
will be the words you say when waking up.
Send us the video showing you babble
like a crazy video version of "Scrabble."
Your anesthesia-generated gibberish
might win you $20 or even $100,000.
Just upload the video to AFV.com.
For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
Your minor procedure might just turn into a major payday.
♪♪
We've seen lots of clips on the show. It is true.
money, here's the three clips And while most don't win that do.
So let's meet our finalists.
it's "Parrot Calls Rover First up, Over,"
from Roxboro, North Carolina. sent in by Shawn Hart
[ Calling ]
Come on over here. Come on, dog.
Come on.
[ Calling ]
Come on, dog. Come here.
You want to go outside? Come on.
[ Calling ]
Come here.
Joining us are Shawn, Greg,
and their dog, Ferris Bueller.
Now, Shawn, I understand that parrot was your friend's, right?
every time it started talking And did Ferris respond
it said things like, or just when
or "Want to go outside"? "Come here, dog,"
That's right. He went right over
every single time that bird called.
Ferris is very obedient Well, we love that.
and a very cute dog. So good luck, guys.
Thank you. Thank you.
All right.
Next up, she chomped on a cattail,
'cause the poor girl was left and one bite was enough
with a mouthful of fluff.
It's "Nature's Corn Dog," sent in
from Great Falls, Montana. by Heidi Edwards
I found nature's corn dog.
Ready?
[ Woman laughs ]
Aah!
[ Laughs ]
[ Blows ]
Ha!
Joining us are Heidi, Reid, Keilee, and Rylan.
Now, Keilee, what was going through your head
when you decided, "You know what?
a big old bite of that thing"? I'm gonna take
Well, it was kind of crazy 'cause it just, like, filled
my mouth, and I breathed out, and it came all out everywhere.
it was beautiful to watch. Well,
sticking to actual corn dogs And I'm guessing you'll be
in the future, right? Yep.
Good luck, guys. Absolutely.
All right.
think of anything finer than a Finally, it's real hard to teen
who can't stop laughing at Mom's silly one-liner.
It's "His Mudder's Butter Joke,"
sent in by Bryn Marcus from Spring, Texas.
Woman: Hey, Caleb. [ Slurred ] Hey, Mom.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What?
I'm not gonna spread it.
No. [ Laughs ]
Get it?
'Cause butter spreads.
[ Laughs ]
Joining us are Bryn, Caleb, Jeffrey, and Hunter.
Now, Caleb, do you normally laugh at your mom's corny jokes?
Not necessarily.
So we can probably chalk
this one up to being loopy from the anesthesia?
Absolutely.
[ Laughs ]
you guys have in the family. I can see the fun
Well, listen, you also have a great laugh,
and I'd love to have you in our audience one day.
That sounds good. Okay?
Well, good luck, y'all. All right.
we're gonna find out All right,
who takes home the cash in just a minute.
But first, let's take a look at some of the clips
that didn't make our top three
"Honorable Mention." in tonight's
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[ Laughs ]
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Aah!
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[ Dog barking ]
[ Whistle! ]
Aah! Aah! Aah!
[ Boing! ]
[ Boing! Boing! Whistle! ]
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[ Applause ]
hand out tonight's prizes -- Okay. It's time to
$20,000 for first,
$6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
Here we go.
Our third place, $4,000 winner is...
"His Mudder's Butter Joke,"
sent in by Bryn Marcus from Spring, Texas.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you.
And the winner of the $20,000
funniest home video is... and tonight's
"Parrot Calls Rover Over,"
from Roxboro, North Carolina. sent in by Shawn Hart
We have Shawn, Greg, and Ferris Bueller.
Congratulations. All right.
Thank you. Now...
scrolling through your phone ...I hear you were
and found this video one night
and decided to send it to us.
But I hear it was, like, four years ago.
What made you wait so long to send it?
You know, I had a really hard day at work one day
and came home and watched the show
that I've been watching for more than 30 years.
And it sparked my memory. And I'm like, "You know what?
I bet I have some pretty good videos of Ferris
that would be great to upload."
Well, that was a great video,
you finally got it to us. and I'm glad
just won you 20 grand. And that decision
Yeah, so congratulations.
and a shot at $100,000. You've got $20,000
Congratulations.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
That's our show.
this is Alfonso signing off. And until next week,
Literally. Yeah.
This is "off" in sign language. Yeah. Yeah.
So we'll see you next time. Yeah.
And don't forget -- If you upload a video
and it airs on the show, we'll send you an "AFV" T -shirt.
So good night, everybody.
send your video to me. And, remember,
You might win 20 Gs. Good night, y'all.
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