1 00:00:03,055 --> 00:00:05,589 Stick close by, kids, and I'll explain everything 2 00:00:05,624 --> 00:00:07,691 you need to know about the briny deep. 3 00:00:07,726 --> 00:00:10,227 I want to see a giant squid attack a sperm whale 4 00:00:10,262 --> 00:00:11,695 and battle to the death. 5 00:00:11,730 --> 00:00:13,563 I want to swim free with the fishes. 6 00:00:13,599 --> 00:00:15,565 I brought my lucky red swim trunks. 7 00:00:15,601 --> 00:00:17,701 All right, can the chatter and listen up. 8 00:00:17,736 --> 00:00:20,103 Here we have the hideous moray eel. 9 00:00:20,139 --> 00:00:24,141 And over here, we have the tasty but repulsive sea bass. 10 00:00:24,176 --> 00:00:26,743 Yuck! What the hell is that? 11 00:00:26,779 --> 00:00:28,412 - Bart! - [GURGLING]: Come on in. 12 00:00:28,447 --> 00:00:30,080 The water's fine. 13 00:00:31,316 --> 00:00:33,917 Boy, you come out of that tank right now! 14 00:00:33,952 --> 00:00:35,552 Do some tricks, Bart. 15 00:00:35,587 --> 00:00:37,554 - Oh! - Stop that. 16 00:00:37,589 --> 00:00:39,756 It only encourages him. 17 00:00:39,792 --> 00:00:42,059 Ah! 18 00:00:42,094 --> 00:00:44,061 Dad, you got to see this! 19 00:00:44,096 --> 00:00:45,929 [HOMER SCREAMS] 20 00:00:48,262 --> 00:00:51,197 ♪ The Simpsons ♪ 21 00:00:51,232 --> 00:00:52,832 [AUDIO REWINDS] 22 00:00:52,867 --> 00:00:55,234 ♪ The Simpso... ♪ 23 00:00:55,269 --> 00:00:56,802 [AUDIO REWINDS] 24 00:00:56,838 --> 00:00:59,672 ♪ The Simpsons ♪ 25 00:01:04,212 --> 00:01:05,811 [SHRIEKS] 26 00:01:17,492 --> 00:01:19,892 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 27 00:01:21,395 --> 00:01:22,761 [BURPS] 28 00:01:22,797 --> 00:01:24,730 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 29 00:01:24,765 --> 00:01:26,599 LENNY: Oh, not again! 30 00:01:30,738 --> 00:01:32,238 [BEEPS] 31 00:01:35,643 --> 00:01:37,610 ♪ ♪ 32 00:01:37,645 --> 00:01:39,612 [PLAYING LIVELY JAZZ MUSIC] 33 00:01:42,683 --> 00:01:44,283 [LARGO GRUNTS] 34 00:01:49,757 --> 00:01:52,124 [CHUCKLES] I nailed it. 35 00:01:52,159 --> 00:01:54,627 I have tears in my eyes, 36 00:01:54,662 --> 00:01:57,897 like when I saw David Attenborough's Blue Planet. 37 00:01:57,932 --> 00:01:59,732 Did you really watch them all? 38 00:01:59,767 --> 00:02:01,767 Well, most of the first one. 39 00:02:01,802 --> 00:02:04,169 - LARGO: Lisa? - Yes, Mr. Largo? 40 00:02:04,205 --> 00:02:07,406 - I just want to say... - And I just want to listen. 41 00:02:07,441 --> 00:02:09,008 RALPH: I'm a tuna! 42 00:02:09,043 --> 00:02:10,843 You really should give up the saxophone. 43 00:02:10,878 --> 00:02:12,144 What?! 44 00:02:12,179 --> 00:02:13,913 Oh, I know. I know. You're fabulous. 45 00:02:13,948 --> 00:02:15,681 Well, then I shouldn't give it up. 46 00:02:15,716 --> 00:02:17,816 I mean, what would you say if I said 47 00:02:17,852 --> 00:02:19,351 you had to give up teaching music? 48 00:02:19,387 --> 00:02:20,786 I'd say, "Hallelujah!" 49 00:02:20,821 --> 00:02:23,956 I could go back to my first love: Not teaching music. 50 00:02:25,660 --> 00:02:28,694 We can't do the couch gag. When is Lisa gonna get here? 51 00:02:28,729 --> 00:02:30,396 Worry about yourself. 52 00:02:34,168 --> 00:02:37,269 Why would you ask me to give up the saxophone? 53 00:02:37,305 --> 00:02:38,704 Lisa, sweetie, I'm afraid 54 00:02:38,739 --> 00:02:40,573 this world is filled with Lisa Simpsons. 55 00:02:40,608 --> 00:02:42,708 - Huh? - Bright, talented 56 00:02:42,743 --> 00:02:44,977 and doomed to disappointment. 57 00:02:45,012 --> 00:02:47,212 What you're saying is horrible. 58 00:02:47,248 --> 00:02:50,282 It's horrible. [CRYING] 59 00:02:50,318 --> 00:02:52,484 Mr. Largo, what is going on here? 60 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,219 I'm trying to encourage a student 61 00:02:54,255 --> 00:02:55,955 to give up on her dreams! 62 00:02:55,990 --> 00:02:57,957 You're crushing it as always, Dewey. 63 00:02:57,992 --> 00:03:00,893 - [LISA CRIES] - I'll take it from here. 64 00:03:00,928 --> 00:03:02,895 Now, Lisa, this is for your own good. 65 00:03:02,930 --> 00:03:06,065 For every Yo-Yo Ma, there's a million Ma-Ma Yos. 66 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:07,666 And for every Shaun White, 67 00:03:07,702 --> 00:03:09,635 there are a million White Shauns. 68 00:03:09,670 --> 00:03:11,370 And for every Albert Einstein, 69 00:03:11,405 --> 00:03:13,872 there are a million Herman Schmidbergs. 70 00:03:13,908 --> 00:03:16,141 Okay, so maybe I'll never be great, 71 00:03:16,177 --> 00:03:18,077 but shouldn't I try? 72 00:03:18,112 --> 00:03:19,645 [CHUCKLES] No. 73 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:22,448 [CRYING] 74 00:03:22,483 --> 00:03:24,783 [KIDS CHATTERING PLAYFULLY] 75 00:03:31,392 --> 00:03:33,325 [LAUGHTER] 76 00:03:33,361 --> 00:03:35,861 Sleeping people are my canvas. 77 00:03:35,896 --> 00:03:37,262 [WHIMPERS] 78 00:03:37,298 --> 00:03:40,399 That's some cutting satire, Simpson. 79 00:03:40,434 --> 00:03:43,068 Yeah. Check out Bill Maher over here. 80 00:03:43,104 --> 00:03:44,603 [WHIMPERS] 81 00:03:44,639 --> 00:03:46,071 Ay, caramba! 82 00:03:46,107 --> 00:03:48,173 Let's see. Little Bo Peep? 83 00:03:48,209 --> 00:03:50,175 That'll traumatize him good. 84 00:03:50,211 --> 00:03:53,012 Oh, I got it, the perfect one. 85 00:03:53,047 --> 00:03:55,214 No, not that. Anything but that! 86 00:03:55,249 --> 00:03:57,016 Oh, thanks for your input. 87 00:03:57,051 --> 00:03:59,051 I'll try to come up with an alternative. 88 00:04:00,521 --> 00:04:02,087 Put it on. 89 00:04:02,336 --> 00:04:03,635 - [DOOR OPENS] - JIMBO: Get in there. 90 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:04,626 [KIDS GASP] 91 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:08,230 [LAUGHTER] 92 00:04:08,265 --> 00:04:10,298 Sing like we rehearsed! 93 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:13,635 ♪ The sun'll come out tomorrow... ♪ 94 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,070 More pep! 95 00:04:15,105 --> 00:04:18,240 ♪ Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow ♪ 96 00:04:18,275 --> 00:04:20,242 ♪ There'll be sun! ♪ 97 00:04:20,277 --> 00:04:23,178 Sing until food fills your mouth! 98 00:04:23,213 --> 00:04:25,747 ♪ Tomorrow, tomorrow ♪ 99 00:04:25,782 --> 00:04:28,583 [GAGGING] ♪ I love ya tomorrow! ♪ 100 00:04:28,619 --> 00:04:32,287 [MUFFLED] ♪ You're always a day away. ♪ 101 00:04:32,322 --> 00:04:34,322 Now get the Wite-Out. 102 00:04:37,494 --> 00:04:39,527 Leapin' lizards! 103 00:04:39,563 --> 00:04:41,263 He's right. 104 00:04:41,298 --> 00:04:43,431 I know it's true. I always have. 105 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:45,433 Honey, ignore everyone, 106 00:04:45,469 --> 00:04:48,837 and listen to someone objective: Your mother. 107 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,472 You're great! 108 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:53,008 It's too late. I'm quitting music. 109 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:54,776 There's a microscope in there, too. 110 00:04:54,811 --> 00:04:56,278 You can sell it. 111 00:04:56,313 --> 00:04:58,046 Don't give up your dream. 112 00:04:58,081 --> 00:05:01,650 When I was little, I dreamed about marrying a dashing prince, 113 00:05:01,685 --> 00:05:03,818 and it actually happened! 114 00:05:03,854 --> 00:05:05,720 You were married before Dad? 115 00:05:05,756 --> 00:05:07,789 No! I mean your father. 116 00:05:07,824 --> 00:05:10,859 My father. So that's Homer, or... 117 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,894 There's no "or"! 118 00:05:12,930 --> 00:05:15,997 You can't let someone else's opinion tear you down. 119 00:05:16,033 --> 00:05:18,133 I want to hear your sweet music, 120 00:05:18,168 --> 00:05:22,370 so suck it in and get downstairs right now! 121 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:24,673 You're the best. You're the best. 122 00:05:24,708 --> 00:05:26,408 Herman Schmidberg! 123 00:05:26,443 --> 00:05:29,244 - For the love of jazz? - [GASPS] 124 00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:31,379 [DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING] 125 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:33,782 [PLAYING OFF-KEY] 126 00:05:33,817 --> 00:05:35,984 I can't play! I just can't! 127 00:05:36,019 --> 00:05:38,787 It's in my head, but my hands won't do it! 128 00:05:40,691 --> 00:05:42,190 What's with her? 129 00:05:42,225 --> 00:05:44,592 [DRAMATIC MUSICAL STING] 130 00:05:44,628 --> 00:05:46,361 Woo-hoo! Whoa! 131 00:05:46,396 --> 00:05:48,296 I'm suffering from beer-tigo! 132 00:05:48,332 --> 00:05:50,598 Whoa! [GIGGLES] 133 00:05:50,634 --> 00:05:53,168 You don't have to worry about what's wrong with you. 134 00:05:53,203 --> 00:05:56,171 Just find out whatever it is, and you can fix it. 135 00:05:56,206 --> 00:05:58,773 ADHD? No, that's Bart. 136 00:05:58,809 --> 00:06:01,176 OCD? No, that's Mom. 137 00:06:01,211 --> 00:06:03,545 This one's Dad. This one's Dad. 138 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:06,247 This one's Dad. This one's Dad. 139 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:08,450 What is the name when you can't perform something 140 00:06:08,485 --> 00:06:12,287 that you've practiced four times a week since you were three?! 141 00:06:12,322 --> 00:06:15,123 MAN [OVER VIDEO]: The yips, named for Dr. Augustus Yip. 142 00:06:15,158 --> 00:06:16,958 A mysterious psychological condition 143 00:06:16,994 --> 00:06:20,628 where well-rehearsed skills suddenly become impossible. 144 00:06:20,664 --> 00:06:25,100 Like all mental disorders, the yips are likely incurable. 145 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:26,634 Oh, for God sake. 146 00:06:30,774 --> 00:06:33,074 The yips. I have the yips! 147 00:06:34,411 --> 00:06:37,145 Bart, what happened to your pupils? 148 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:39,547 They're Annie'd, okay? 149 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:42,083 MARGE: Lisa, you want to play some more? 150 00:06:42,119 --> 00:06:43,752 No! 151 00:06:46,456 --> 00:06:47,822 [SIGHS] 152 00:06:47,858 --> 00:06:49,924 [LISA CRYING] 153 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,327 Lisa, honey, are you okay? 154 00:06:52,362 --> 00:06:55,230 You barely touched your green disgustos. 155 00:06:55,265 --> 00:06:57,465 Some nights, there's isn't enough kale in the world 156 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:59,434 to brighten a girl's mood. 157 00:06:59,469 --> 00:07:02,404 [LAUGHS] Oh, that's a good one! 158 00:07:02,439 --> 00:07:04,506 - Don't you dare. - Okay. 159 00:07:04,541 --> 00:07:06,074 I have some news. 160 00:07:06,109 --> 00:07:08,410 My great half step-aunt Eunice Bouvier 161 00:07:08,445 --> 00:07:12,981 is turning 100 years old, and she wants us there. 162 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,016 Is this the aunt who lives in Florida? 163 00:07:15,052 --> 00:07:18,586 It's not just Florida. It's Gainesville! 164 00:07:18,622 --> 00:07:20,288 I only have two weeks vacation, 165 00:07:20,323 --> 00:07:22,290 and I have to spend 'em in Dullsville? 166 00:07:22,325 --> 00:07:24,325 Gainesville. If we have time, 167 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,461 we'll take a day trip to Dullsville. 168 00:07:26,496 --> 00:07:27,962 HOMER, LISA AND BART: Oh! 169 00:07:27,998 --> 00:07:30,031 It's my turn to pick the vacation! 170 00:07:30,067 --> 00:07:32,000 Also, she loves music, 171 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:34,669 so I'm sure she'd like Lisa to play for her. 172 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:36,104 Stop it! 173 00:07:36,139 --> 00:07:39,107 Fine. The Simpsons are going to... 174 00:07:39,142 --> 00:07:40,842 Oh, I can't say it. 175 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,644 Gainesville. 176 00:07:42,679 --> 00:07:48,116 ♪ I was born in Gainesville, Florida ♪ 177 00:07:48,151 --> 00:07:53,188 ♪ And my father was a tailor ♪ 178 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:59,461 ♪ And my mother ran a cafe ♪ 179 00:07:59,496 --> 00:08:06,234 ♪ Near the university. ♪ 180 00:08:06,269 --> 00:08:08,069 MALE PILOT [OVER P.A.]: Uh, takeoff is 181 00:08:08,105 --> 00:08:09,671 the most perilous phase of air travel. 182 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,806 If you're gonna crash, that's when it happens. 183 00:08:11,842 --> 00:08:13,308 Wait. Am I on mic? 184 00:08:13,343 --> 00:08:15,009 FEMALE PILOT: Yes, Frank. 185 00:08:15,045 --> 00:08:16,878 Uh, folks, you were just listening 186 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,581 to a new play I wrote... Death at 600 Feet. 187 00:08:19,616 --> 00:08:20,915 Yeah. 188 00:08:20,951 --> 00:08:22,598 I don't think that's making it better. 189 00:08:22,685 --> 00:08:24,885 Well, thank you for the note, Scott Rudin. 190 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:27,888 I'm sorry to announce that all our TVs are out. 191 00:08:27,923 --> 00:08:29,323 PASSENGERS [GROANING]: Oh! 192 00:08:29,358 --> 00:08:31,892 But you're welcome to read our in-flight magazine, 193 00:08:31,927 --> 00:08:35,862 featuring an interview with our CEO Hanuki Atanawa. 194 00:08:35,898 --> 00:08:37,597 PASSENGERS [LOUDER]: Oh! 195 00:08:37,633 --> 00:08:39,599 Maybe we'll have one of those passenger riots 196 00:08:39,635 --> 00:08:42,469 that seem to occur every other day on U.S. airlines. 197 00:08:42,504 --> 00:08:44,471 [WOMAN GRUNTING, PANTING] 198 00:08:44,506 --> 00:08:47,607 - Could I get another seat? - No, absolutely not! 199 00:08:47,643 --> 00:08:49,676 You chose an economy modest ticket. 200 00:08:49,712 --> 00:08:52,079 Please! They're both farting! 201 00:08:53,916 --> 00:08:55,816 All it would take is a single spark 202 00:08:55,851 --> 00:08:57,851 to set this powder keg off. 203 00:08:57,886 --> 00:08:59,553 [PASSENGERS GRUNTING] 204 00:08:59,588 --> 00:09:01,455 - [CLAMORING] - [BOTTLES CLINKING] 205 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:05,058 PASSENGERS [CHANTING]: Hey, hey, TWA! 206 00:09:05,094 --> 00:09:07,094 How many flights did you cancel today?! 207 00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:08,862 Hey, hey, TWA! 208 00:09:08,897 --> 00:09:11,198 MALE PILOT [OVER P.A.]: Folks, I'm afraid due to turbulence 209 00:09:11,233 --> 00:09:13,967 among the passengers, we are gonna have to land immediately. 210 00:09:14,003 --> 00:09:16,503 Looks like we will not be going to Gainesville. 211 00:09:16,538 --> 00:09:19,506 [PASSENGERS CHEERING] 212 00:09:19,541 --> 00:09:21,675 MALE PILOT: [CHUCKLES] It is pretty great, isn't it? 213 00:09:21,710 --> 00:09:24,411 Our new destination is, uh... let's see. 214 00:09:24,446 --> 00:09:27,280 - New Orleans! - [PASSENGERS CHEERING] 215 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:30,384 It's a miracle! Everyone wins! 216 00:09:30,419 --> 00:09:32,753 [CLOCK TICKING] 217 00:09:32,788 --> 00:09:36,390 ♪ Happy birthday to me ♪ 218 00:09:36,425 --> 00:09:40,060 ♪ Happy birthday to me... ♪ 219 00:09:40,095 --> 00:09:41,828 [CLOCK CONTINUES TICKING] 220 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:45,847 [BAND PLAYING LIVELY JAZZ MUSIC] 221 00:09:47,544 --> 00:09:50,425 Look, Lisa! Isn't that nice? 222 00:09:50,472 --> 00:09:53,240 The sign's telling you to celebrate! 223 00:09:53,275 --> 00:09:55,242 What are you celebrating? 224 00:09:55,277 --> 00:09:57,444 Humidity at a 98%. 225 00:09:59,281 --> 00:10:00,948 Don't they sound great? 226 00:10:00,983 --> 00:10:03,350 Yep. More musicians better than me. 227 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:04,685 Oh, boy. 228 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:07,554 You're good at cheering her up. I'll take Bart. 229 00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:08,822 Whoop-de-do. 230 00:10:08,857 --> 00:10:10,624 HOMER: Hmm. [CHUCKLES] 231 00:10:10,659 --> 00:10:12,392 Well, I appreciate you choosing me, Dad, 232 00:10:12,428 --> 00:10:14,394 but I don't know how much fun I'll be. 233 00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:16,430 I think I can cheer my princess up. 234 00:10:16,465 --> 00:10:18,732 - I don't think you can. - Oh, I think I can. 235 00:10:18,767 --> 00:10:20,200 I'm a pretty tough nut. 236 00:10:20,236 --> 00:10:22,603 Well, if you're a nut, I will crack you up. 237 00:10:22,638 --> 00:10:24,204 Not with puns, I'm afraid. 238 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,305 - Yes, I can. - No, really. 239 00:10:25,341 --> 00:10:26,541 - You like puns. - No, I don't. 240 00:10:26,575 --> 00:10:27,808 I said cheer up! 241 00:10:27,843 --> 00:10:29,376 That kind of scares me. 242 00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:31,712 - Scary "eek" or scary "ha ha"? - Why would you say that? 243 00:10:31,747 --> 00:10:32,946 There is no scary "ha ha." 244 00:10:32,982 --> 00:10:34,314 - Yes, there is. - No, there isn't. 245 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:37,451 - What about scary clowns? - Nobody likes scary clowns! 246 00:10:37,486 --> 00:10:39,620 - Go to your room! - I'm in New Orleans! 247 00:10:39,655 --> 00:10:41,421 That's your answer to everything! 248 00:10:45,861 --> 00:10:49,062 HOMER: Did you know that a man can fall in love with a city? 249 00:10:49,098 --> 00:10:51,098 It happens slowly at first. 250 00:10:51,133 --> 00:10:52,733 Then when you develop a crush, 251 00:10:52,768 --> 00:10:55,836 you find your love just grows and grows. 252 00:10:55,871 --> 00:10:58,372 If you like, you can take that drink on the street. 253 00:10:58,407 --> 00:11:00,607 [GASPS] Even Bourbon Street? 254 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:02,776 [LIVELY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 255 00:11:02,811 --> 00:11:04,311 [GASPS] 256 00:11:08,617 --> 00:11:11,418 Oh, I'm out. 257 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,754 Enjoy. 258 00:11:13,789 --> 00:11:16,623 HOMER: And then you discover a thousand little things 259 00:11:16,659 --> 00:11:18,792 you love about the city. 260 00:11:18,827 --> 00:11:20,794 ♪ ♪ 261 00:11:23,799 --> 00:11:24,998 Cajun crawfish. 262 00:11:25,034 --> 00:11:26,166 Lamb tagine. 263 00:11:26,201 --> 00:11:27,768 Grilled lamb sausage. 264 00:11:27,803 --> 00:11:28,803 Zucchini bisque. 265 00:11:28,837 --> 00:11:30,137 Crabmeat po'boy. 266 00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:31,138 Duck po'boy. 267 00:11:31,173 --> 00:11:32,806 Chicken sausage po'boy. 268 00:11:32,841 --> 00:11:34,608 Crawfish sausage po'boy. 269 00:11:34,643 --> 00:11:36,276 Cochon de lait po'boy. 270 00:11:36,312 --> 00:11:38,445 Turkey giardiniera po'boy. 271 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:39,780 Roast beef po'boy. 272 00:11:39,815 --> 00:11:41,315 Alligator po'boy. 273 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:42,716 Catfish amandine. 274 00:11:42,751 --> 00:11:44,051 Crawfish amandine. 275 00:11:44,086 --> 00:11:45,652 Crawfish étouffée. 276 00:11:45,688 --> 00:11:46,853 Boiled crawfish. 277 00:11:46,889 --> 00:11:48,155 Cajun crawfish. 278 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:49,823 Cajun shrimp and duck pasta. 279 00:11:49,858 --> 00:11:50,991 Fried crab cake. 280 00:11:51,026 --> 00:11:52,192 Pecan catfish. 281 00:11:52,227 --> 00:11:53,360 Blackened redfish. 282 00:11:53,395 --> 00:11:55,529 Seafood mirliton casserole. 283 00:11:55,564 --> 00:11:56,530 Fried chicken. 284 00:11:56,565 --> 00:11:58,031 Fried green tomatoes. 285 00:11:58,067 --> 00:11:59,800 Stuffed shrimp. Muffuletta. 286 00:11:59,835 --> 00:12:01,501 Barbecue brisket sandwich. 287 00:12:01,537 --> 00:12:03,070 Barbecue chicken sandwich. 288 00:12:03,105 --> 00:12:04,571 Smoky bacon greens. 289 00:12:04,606 --> 00:12:06,139 Seafood au gratin. 290 00:12:06,175 --> 00:12:08,342 Seafood gumbo. Frogs' legs. 291 00:12:08,377 --> 00:12:11,345 There's also a lot of historical sites. 292 00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:12,380 HOMER: Chicken gumbo. 293 00:12:12,414 --> 00:12:13,380 Jambalaya. 294 00:12:13,415 --> 00:12:14,514 Spinach artichoke. 295 00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:16,683 Creole sweet potato pone. 296 00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:18,585 Red beans and rice with sausage. 297 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,354 Veggie red beans and rice. 298 00:12:20,389 --> 00:12:21,822 Pralines in cookies. 299 00:12:21,857 --> 00:12:23,056 Oyster pralines. 300 00:12:23,092 --> 00:12:23,990 Oyster shots. 301 00:12:24,026 --> 00:12:25,026 Oyster patties. 302 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:26,259 Bananas Foster. 303 00:12:26,295 --> 00:12:28,061 King cake. Dixie cake. 304 00:12:28,097 --> 00:12:29,097 Pecan pie. 305 00:12:29,131 --> 00:12:30,230 Cajun boudin. 306 00:12:30,265 --> 00:12:31,231 Boudin balls. 307 00:12:31,266 --> 00:12:32,499 Crawfish rémoulade. 308 00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:34,668 Shrimp and lump crabmeat ravigote. 309 00:12:34,703 --> 00:12:37,170 Au croissant crawfish po'boy. 310 00:12:37,206 --> 00:12:38,505 And yaka mein. 311 00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:41,241 [SIGHS LOUDLY] Yeah. 312 00:12:41,276 --> 00:12:43,610 Okay, sweetie, Daddy's in love. 313 00:12:43,645 --> 00:12:46,079 So now we'll deal with your sadness. 314 00:12:46,115 --> 00:12:48,915 Okay. It's good to see you happy, Dad. 315 00:12:48,951 --> 00:12:50,851 [RETCHES] Hold that thought. 316 00:12:50,886 --> 00:12:53,320 Uh, my good boy, is there a vomitorium? 317 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:56,256 This town is famous for five vomitoria: 318 00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:58,358 The elegant Creole Vomitorium, 319 00:12:58,394 --> 00:12:59,926 the Blues Vomitorium, 320 00:12:59,962 --> 00:13:02,195 the traditional Heritage Vomitorium, 321 00:13:02,231 --> 00:13:04,197 the Upchuck Mangione Museum, 322 00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:06,633 and the bucket over at Chartres Street. 323 00:13:06,668 --> 00:13:09,035 Alert them all. 324 00:13:09,071 --> 00:13:10,937 Would you like to look at historic homes 325 00:13:10,973 --> 00:13:12,539 in the Garden District? 326 00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,207 "Historic"? "Homes"? 327 00:13:14,243 --> 00:13:16,443 "Garden"? "District"? 328 00:13:16,478 --> 00:13:19,212 Which of those words do you think appeals to me? 329 00:13:19,248 --> 00:13:22,616 Okay. We could talk about your hat. 330 00:13:22,651 --> 00:13:24,885 It has a lot of history, too. 331 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,821 - Did you know that it... - [GROANS] 332 00:13:27,856 --> 00:13:30,824 All right, wise guy. Here's something you'll like. 333 00:13:30,859 --> 00:13:32,893 Cool. I always read better 334 00:13:32,928 --> 00:13:34,828 when the letters are dripping like blood. 335 00:13:34,863 --> 00:13:37,697 Bart, you go in there, and I'll pray for you in here. 336 00:13:41,537 --> 00:13:43,804 Please, Lord, please. 337 00:13:43,839 --> 00:13:45,906 I need to finish this, okay? 338 00:13:45,941 --> 00:13:47,941 All day, you had. 339 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:52,646 Please, Lord. We're a family on a budget. 340 00:13:52,681 --> 00:13:56,883 We just need a little relief from our demons, please. 341 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:00,687 Hmm. 342 00:14:00,722 --> 00:14:02,189 Where are we? 343 00:14:02,224 --> 00:14:03,590 I smell Pringles. 344 00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:06,026 [GROANS] You'll pay. 345 00:14:06,061 --> 00:14:07,427 You'll all pay! 346 00:14:07,463 --> 00:14:09,996 - Mom, will you pay for this? - [GROANS]: Oh. 347 00:14:10,032 --> 00:14:12,866 Now, sweetie, let's find a restaurant for you. 348 00:14:12,901 --> 00:14:15,168 I don't think my problem can be solved 349 00:14:15,204 --> 00:14:17,370 by crawfish and jambalaya. 350 00:14:17,406 --> 00:14:21,241 I wonder, do they have jazz in New Orleans? 351 00:14:23,846 --> 00:14:26,813 Okay, Lisa, look at your hero for an hour. 352 00:14:26,849 --> 00:14:29,449 I'm gonna take a whiz in the cemetery next door. 353 00:14:29,485 --> 00:14:30,784 [HUMS A TUNE] 354 00:14:30,819 --> 00:14:34,321 Okay, who to choose? Who to choose? 355 00:14:34,356 --> 00:14:37,791 Ooh, Etienne de Boré. 356 00:14:37,826 --> 00:14:39,526 I wish you could talk. 357 00:14:40,562 --> 00:14:42,529 [GRUNTS EXCITEDLY] 358 00:14:42,564 --> 00:14:45,565 Man, I have been waiting for someone to make that wish. 359 00:14:45,601 --> 00:14:47,200 What's on your mind? 360 00:14:47,236 --> 00:14:48,768 My music teacher says 361 00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:51,204 there'll always be someone better than me. 362 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,340 [CHUCKLES] Well, that's not the only way 363 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:55,375 to be part of jazz. 364 00:14:55,410 --> 00:14:59,145 Well, I could be a jazz critic or a music executive. 365 00:14:59,181 --> 00:15:01,515 Jazz critic? Music executive? 366 00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:04,251 They're nothing but glorified grave robbers. 367 00:15:04,286 --> 00:15:06,586 Look what I found in one of the graves. 368 00:15:06,622 --> 00:15:09,155 - Put that back! - [HOMER GROANS] 369 00:15:09,191 --> 00:15:11,224 Lisa, darling, you just keep searching. 370 00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:14,160 You can find anything you want in New Orleans. 371 00:15:14,196 --> 00:15:17,898 Except, apparently, statue polish and pigeon poison. 372 00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:22,235 Thank you. And may I ask you, how are things in heaven? 373 00:15:22,271 --> 00:15:24,905 You know that thing we used to call reefer 374 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:26,973 and you people now call medicine? 375 00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:28,308 I do. 376 00:15:28,343 --> 00:15:31,878 Well, they have it up in heaven, and it is mighty fine. 377 00:15:31,914 --> 00:15:33,613 Mighty fine! 378 00:15:33,649 --> 00:15:35,515 [LAUGHS] 379 00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:37,250 So, any last advice? 380 00:15:37,286 --> 00:15:39,452 Your father knows best. 381 00:15:39,488 --> 00:15:40,954 Let's go to a bar. 382 00:15:40,989 --> 00:15:42,289 - But... - Daddy's right. 383 00:15:42,324 --> 00:15:43,723 Can I sing you out? 384 00:15:43,759 --> 00:15:46,560 Anything but "What a Wonderful World" please. 385 00:15:46,595 --> 00:15:48,461 Can you sing "What a Wonderful World"? 386 00:15:48,497 --> 00:15:50,497 What a horrible world. 387 00:16:06,286 --> 00:16:08,853 HOMER: Okay, I moved her from crying to glum. 388 00:16:08,889 --> 00:16:10,488 Now to shoot for happy. 389 00:16:10,524 --> 00:16:12,924 I just pray they don't see through her fake I.D. 390 00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:14,926 MAN: Hmm. 391 00:16:14,961 --> 00:16:16,461 Well, it's better than his. 392 00:16:16,496 --> 00:16:18,329 Uh-huh. 393 00:16:19,433 --> 00:16:21,065 [BART LAUGHS] 394 00:16:25,906 --> 00:16:27,872 Milhouse, anything yet? 395 00:16:27,908 --> 00:16:29,340 No effect. 396 00:16:29,376 --> 00:16:32,110 But how's Lisa dealing with her depression? 397 00:16:32,145 --> 00:16:34,612 Oh, give up on Lisa. Wait for Maggie. 398 00:16:34,648 --> 00:16:36,047 Oh, I don't... 399 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,149 Wait! Maggie likes me? 400 00:16:39,553 --> 00:16:41,753 Still not working. 401 00:16:41,788 --> 00:16:43,421 What's not working? 402 00:16:43,457 --> 00:16:46,524 Uh, Bart's got voodoo dolls of all you guys. 403 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:48,893 [SCOFFS] There's no voodoo in Gainesville. 404 00:16:48,929 --> 00:16:51,095 Their flight got diverted to New Orleans. 405 00:16:51,131 --> 00:16:52,697 [ALL WHIMPER] 406 00:16:52,732 --> 00:16:56,201 [GRUNTS] You hackeyed the wrong sack! 407 00:16:56,236 --> 00:16:58,203 [ALL GRUNTING] 408 00:16:58,238 --> 00:16:59,871 It's working! 409 00:16:59,906 --> 00:17:02,273 So, has Maggie said anything about me? 410 00:17:02,309 --> 00:17:05,777 We have a lot in common. Same bedtime. 411 00:17:05,812 --> 00:17:08,279 We both like clapping. 412 00:17:10,150 --> 00:17:11,616 Ow! Ow! Ow! 413 00:17:11,651 --> 00:17:13,651 Come on, we've got to go meet your father. 414 00:17:13,687 --> 00:17:15,220 Let's go. 415 00:17:15,255 --> 00:17:17,989 Well, there's no miracle for me here. 416 00:17:18,024 --> 00:17:20,325 [CRIES] Why? 417 00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:23,161 Don't worry, sweetie. No one can see you. 418 00:17:23,196 --> 00:17:26,130 You're alone in the dark, anonymous. 419 00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:28,166 - Spotlight?! - What?! 420 00:17:28,201 --> 00:17:32,070 Lisa, would you do us the honor of joining us onstage? 421 00:17:32,105 --> 00:17:35,039 How do you know me? 422 00:17:36,610 --> 00:17:38,810 That man is my uncle. 423 00:17:38,845 --> 00:17:41,112 [GASPS] Bleeding Gums Murphy? 424 00:17:41,147 --> 00:17:44,015 - We called him Oscar. - Oscar! Oh. 425 00:17:44,050 --> 00:17:45,483 Oscar Gums Murphy. 426 00:17:45,519 --> 00:17:47,452 You still play bari sax? 427 00:17:47,487 --> 00:17:50,188 I wish I could play for you, Bleeding Gums' nephew, 428 00:17:50,223 --> 00:17:52,023 but I have the yips. 429 00:17:52,058 --> 00:17:53,625 Oh, that's too bad. 430 00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:56,427 Well, could you hold this while I play clarinet? 431 00:17:56,463 --> 00:17:59,130 Now, could you give the mouthpiece a little kiss? 432 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,599 I think I see through your simple plan. 433 00:18:01,635 --> 00:18:04,702 My uncle said you were the most promising young musician 434 00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:07,005 - he'd ever met. - He did? 435 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:09,107 [SCOFFS] It was kind of an insult to me, 436 00:18:09,142 --> 00:18:10,975 but he was pretty passive-aggressive. 437 00:18:11,011 --> 00:18:12,577 So, are you gonna play? 438 00:18:14,147 --> 00:18:15,947 Yes! I want to jam! 439 00:18:15,982 --> 00:18:18,016 I want to scat! I want to riff! 440 00:18:18,051 --> 00:18:20,351 I want to get down! Oh! 441 00:18:20,387 --> 00:18:23,054 [PLAYING LIVELY JAZZ MUSIC] 442 00:18:29,062 --> 00:18:32,163 [CROWD CHEERING] 443 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:35,466 She's playing. You did it, Homie! 444 00:18:35,502 --> 00:18:37,969 Marge, I just realized, we've helped everyone else, 445 00:18:38,004 --> 00:18:40,538 but we haven't done anything for you. 446 00:18:40,574 --> 00:18:45,009 A mother's happy as long as all her children are happy. 447 00:18:46,746 --> 00:18:48,713 Another one, sir? 448 00:18:48,748 --> 00:18:50,882 No, that's not my... Uh, yeah. 449 00:18:50,917 --> 00:18:52,917 Uh, this one straight up. 450 00:18:57,157 --> 00:18:59,223 Aw. 451 00:19:04,130 --> 00:19:06,831 [SAXOPHONE PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC] 452 00:19:06,866 --> 00:19:09,334 HOMER: Lisa, knock off that racket! 453 00:19:09,369 --> 00:19:11,536 LISA: Oh, how I've missed this. 454 00:19:13,873 --> 00:19:15,840 [GASPS] Mr. Armstrong! 455 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:19,177 - Why does a ghost sweat? - I don't know. 456 00:19:19,212 --> 00:19:22,213 But I would give anything for a new shirt. 457 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,549 [BOTH LAUGH] 458 00:19:24,584 --> 00:19:27,852 I'd also really like to be alive again. 459 00:19:27,887 --> 00:19:29,754 [LAUGHS] 460 00:19:29,789 --> 00:19:31,789 [SIGHS] 461 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:39,201 The beignet eliminates the only flaw of the donut: 462 00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,712 There is no hole. 463 00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,046 ♪ ♪ 464 00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:48,452 [FIREWORKS WHISTLING, POPPING] 465 00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:53,090 [FIREWORKS WHISTLING, POPPING] 466 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,092 [SIGHS] Well, we did it, kids. 467 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,593 And the best thing is, 468 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,429 the next episode will beat Gunsmoke. 469 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:02,599 What about all the episodes they made on radio? 470 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,067 - Have a beignet. - [GRUNTS] 471 00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:06,870 [FIREWORKS WHISTLING, POPPING] 472 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:12,401 - Sync and corrections by ByDem - - www.addic7ed.com -