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Now that I, Chinnos,
finally wield the Doomsday App,
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I can restart this planet in flames,
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as a utopia.
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I don't know, Chinnos. You say "utopia,"
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but what I'm hearing is "kill everyone."
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And I really don't want
to find a new dry cleaner.
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Your funny-but-not-too-funny banter
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will not save you, Magnesium Man.
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Yeah, but it did distract you,
didn't it, Dad Bod?
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Take him, Airshot!
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Yes, Airshot, pump that air gun!
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Five pumps? Think of the pressure.
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Aw, what's the matter? Bad head day?
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It's time I took the
Vindicators out of the equation.
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I'll take that dance now.
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Their first kiss was their last.
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Huh?
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Wow. It was called Crystal War
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because they were all
turned to crystals.
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Hey, now is not the time for
your cold-hearted analysis.
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The sequel isn't coming out for a year.
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What loving God would
make us wait that long?
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A year? That's, like, a million years.
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I cannot wait. Don't you leave me,
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you be-cape-ed gob-smashers!
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Children, I pulled you
out of your classes today
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to warn you of a dangerous
new Internet trend.
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The paprika challenge?
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The eight ball challenge?
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No, the highly-imitatable
stunt I'm referring to
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is the "flag yourself" challenge.
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Instead of a merely verbal warning,
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it's clear to me a more
effective deterrent
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would be to show you
a video of the stunt
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performed by YouTube star Reaction Guy.
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Whoa, Reaction Guy?
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Everybody who's anybody
gets reacted to by him.
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Watch and learn... to not do this.
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What up, Reaction Faction?
It's your boy, Reaction Guy.
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Today I'm gonna be reacting to
the Flag Yourself Challenge.
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Shout-out to my crew, Hedgehog,
Thin Mint, and White Malik.
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They're gonna raise me like a flag.
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Whoa-ho! Whoa, this is so clench!
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Wow, cool!
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Ooh, ooh!
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Hey, guys, this is Bart Simpson
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from my new channel, Reaction Bart.
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Big shout-out to my boy White
Seymour for putting me onto
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the Flag Yourself Challenge. So clench!
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Okay, hit it. Check it out.
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I'm waving at my haters and
they don't even know it.
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Clench! Clench! Whoa-ho-ho!
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Buy my merch.
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Merch to come. Merch!
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Whoa.
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Whoa. His obliques must be shredded.
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I got to check them out
next time we go swimming.
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Whoa!
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Oh, ooh, ow, ooh.
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Milhouse, no!
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I need your passcode
to upload the video.
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Yo, Milhouse,
I got you a balloon form the gift shop.
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- Oh.
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- _
- So what'd the doctors say?
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I have a full-body sprain.
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Most of my muscles are wrapped
around the wrong bones.
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Okay, champ, physical therapy time.
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Who's ready for four
hours of stretch bands?
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No, not the purple.
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Glucose?
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Don't mind if I do-cose.
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Okay, mate, you can do this.
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It's hard, but those little
buggers are counting on you.
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Do it for the buggers.
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Ugh.
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Top of the bing-bong, ladies.
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- You're Glen Tangier.
- You're Airshot.
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Good on you, Nightingales.
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Now, who can point me towards, uh,
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"Milhouse Van Houten"?
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Ooh, right down the hall
and to the left, Glen.
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Wow. Flirt much, Debby?
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Sorry, we can't all be married to
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Ogdenville's car detailing
king Duke Druthers.
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What's up, little bro?
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How's my favorite real-life superhero?
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Holy crap, you're Glen Tangier.
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Uh-uh-uh, never heard of him.
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The name's Airshot.
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You're my favorite Vindicator.
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You don't even have any powers,
you're just super good at air.
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Uh, easy now.
Don't get too excited, Milhouse.
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Oh, I'm not...
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I am Milhouse.
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That's right. Calm down, hero.
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Don't make whatever you have worse.
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Is it something that gets worse?
Please don't say it gets worse.
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Oh, don't worry, Airshot, I'm okay.
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Well, aren't you just Pimm to
the brim with Adelaide spunk?
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Oh, thank boomerang Jesus
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you're not one of those
brave little buggers
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that I have to show this to.
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Wait, what do you got in there?
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Oh, it's a laptop with the sequel
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to the Vindicators: Crystal garbage.
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All that matters is
you're gonna be okay, mate.
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Never wanted to be an actor anyway,
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just a simple koala
butcher like me old man.
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Yo, Airshot. Glen.
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- Hello.
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Sweet boomerang Jeebus.
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What an ending.
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People are gonna freak
out when they see it...
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in a month from now.
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Till then, I'm the only one
that knows what happens.
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Only I know.
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I'm the most powerful kid in the world.
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Toss that Kanga shank
into the billy-boil.
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It'll be tender by moon jump.
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Yo, Fat Thor, I've seen Vindicators:
Crystal War 2.
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- You blaspheme!
- My buddy Airshot showed it to me.
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Ha. I repeat, ha.
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As if Glen Tangier,
the Tasmanian Adonis,
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would deign to interact with
someone of your insignificance.
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Whoa!
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You are defeated, Vindicator.
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Not as long as I'm still breathing.
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Sweet batarang Jesus. Tell me more.
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Uhp-uhp-uhp-uhp-uhp.
The first taste was free,
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the next is gonna cost you.
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I've had my eye on that
Dr. 3 A.M. graphic novel.
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Okay, strap yourself in.
The way it goes down is...
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But pause. The knowledge you offer
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would spoil the movie event
of the year. Nay, century.
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Nay, epoch. Nay, summer.
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Tell me nothing.
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Ah, but my curiosity consumes me.
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All right, here's the deal,
the movie starts on the logo...
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Silence! Speak!
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Speak not. Expound!
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I pass the test. I will diminish
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and remain Comic Book Guy.
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Mmm. Ooh, shrimp.
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Hey. What would you give me
not to find out what happens?
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Be gone, Spoiler Boy.
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Hm, Spoiler Boy.
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I like that.
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That's the kid who saw
Vindicators: Crystal War 2: Resurgence.
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Do what he says or
he'll spoil the ending.
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I must protect my virgin ears.
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I think you can do better than that.
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Four chicken lumpettes per person.
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Even if that person
knows which Vindicator
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loses a third of their powers
fighting Karate Scorpion?
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Zip it. My boyfriend's
taking me to see that movie
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when it gets to the two-dollar theater.
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Simpson, you're getting
one day of detention
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for every extra lumpette you eat.
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Mmm.
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Detention, is it?
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I guess we'll have
plenty of time to discuss
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the fate of your favorite Vindicator,
Black Voodoo.
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The champion of the French Quarter.
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You wouldn't dare spoil the only thing
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that brings me joy in this world.
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Give me your toupee.
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Toupee?
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I don't wear a toupee.
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We fade in on Bourbon Street...
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Ooh!
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Principal Skinner. T-To what
do we owe the honor, sir, at...
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Oh, it's just you.
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Hey, how'd you get all this stuff?
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'Cause people do whatever I say
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or I spoil the Vindicators
movie for them.
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Like so:
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tell Mom it's okay for me
to have soda on my cereal.
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I don't know.
Mom's not gonna go for that.
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Okay. Get ready
to hear the surprise ending.
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Let me guess. The good guys win.
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- Who told you?
- You can't spoil that movie for me,
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because I don't care what happens.
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You see, as a grown-up,
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I know that muscle jerks
in tights with magic powers
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punching and hugging each
other is boring BS for babies.
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So go ahead,
tell me what Captain Doodad does
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to Zippity Whoever.
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Because it means nothing.
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My powers don't work on you.
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But what if I could
make them work for you?
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Hmm. Your sinister tone intrigues me.
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All-you-can-drink beers on me!
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Yeah!
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But paid for by Moe.
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All right, I'm not even gonna
dignify that with a "Whaaa?"
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Do the thing, boy.
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No, no, don't ruin it, kid!
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I'm taking my girlfriend to that movie
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when it gets to the two-dollar theater.
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What time did you get home last night?
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Ugh, it's not my fault.
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Bart used his superpower
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to get me drunker than I've ever beer.
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I'm worried that all this blackmail
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is turning Bart into a bad person.
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What's the story, morning glories?
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Young man, I don't like the
way you're using those spoilies
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to boss people around.
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What? I was given an amazing power,
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so I'm using it.
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If you were in my suitcase,
you would do the same thing.
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Fans have a deep connection to
the Marble Cinematic Universe.
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I would never exploit that,
not for anything.
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Oh... wouldn't you?
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Lisa Simpson, I think your superpower
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must be stealing hearts.
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Aw...
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How do you feel about exploitation now?
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It's okay.
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How much longer do I have to keep up
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this kookaburra charade?
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How badly do you not want
your bosses at Marble Studios
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to know that I used your
drunken thumb to see that movie?
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You think I'm your jolly swagman,
do you?
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Well, my jumbuck's gonna be free
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from your tucker bag next Thursday,
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when that movie goes wide
on every screen in creation.
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And after that, you're nothing.
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Let's get this party finished!
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He's right. I'm running out of time.
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This is... endgame!
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And so, today,
we celebrate the 200th birthday
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of our beloved oak tree, Old Susie.
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Her stately branches have
shaded our town's weddings,
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family reunions, and quincen...
quincien...
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uh, Mexican bar mitzvahs.
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We're, uh, ow!
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Cover you ears! It's Spoiler Boy!
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That's right. It's me.
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And if you don't want the movie spoiled,
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you'll all pull together and build me
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the ultimate tree
house of my own design.
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Right here in Old Susie.
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Not in Old Susie!
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Everyone in this town loves that tree!
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We have no choice.
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He's got us all by
the short and curlies.
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Unless the boy should meet
with an unfortunate accident.
255
00:14:16,881 --> 00:14:20,525
Oh. And if anything suspicious
should happen to me,
256
00:14:20,602 --> 00:14:23,840
I've hired the loudest man
in town to yell the ending
257
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,980
on every street corner.
258
00:14:26,057 --> 00:14:27,866
I'm on it!
259
00:14:27,943 --> 00:14:30,680
You have 24 hours to
build my tree house.
260
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,320
The clock is ticking.
261
00:14:38,562 --> 00:14:40,662
Hey, buddy. You're out of the hospital.
262
00:14:40,738 --> 00:14:42,789
Don't you "Hey, buddy" me.
263
00:14:42,866 --> 00:14:44,883
You stole my visit from Airshot.
264
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,863
You... you villain!
265
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,721
Me, a villain? No way.
266
00:14:49,798 --> 00:14:51,534
You just blackmailed the whole town
267
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:52,891
to build you a lair.
268
00:14:52,968 --> 00:14:55,060
Okay. I will grant you
the optics on the lair
269
00:14:55,137 --> 00:14:56,728
are less than ideal.
270
00:14:56,805 --> 00:14:59,375
You have actual powers
which you use for evil.
271
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You're a supervillain!
272
00:15:01,977 --> 00:15:04,853
You dare call me a supervillain?
273
00:15:04,929 --> 00:15:06,382
Then get a load of this:
274
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the biggest spoiler in the whole movie!
275
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Magnesium Man!
276
00:15:11,769 --> 00:15:12,911
Don't say another word!
277
00:15:12,988 --> 00:15:15,413
The fate of our universe depends on it.
278
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:26,925
Where the hell am I?
279
00:15:27,002 --> 00:15:29,072
Relax there, Spoiler Boy.
280
00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:31,241
All we did was take you from
your dimension into ours.
281
00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:33,506
You know, the Marble universe?
282
00:15:33,583 --> 00:15:36,935
What you consider to be
movies make up our reality.
283
00:15:37,012 --> 00:15:39,771
No way. Superheroes aren't real.
284
00:15:39,848 --> 00:15:41,751
How dumb do you think I am?
285
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Actual superpowers!
286
00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:47,112
Everything you see in
your Vindicator movies
287
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actually happens to us.
288
00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:51,594
Even the post-credit sequences?
289
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,818
- Mm.
- We brought you here
290
00:15:53,895 --> 00:15:57,122
to see the result of
your selfish actions.
291
00:15:58,483 --> 00:16:00,792
Whoa! Airshot! Dead?
292
00:16:00,869 --> 00:16:02,294
But in the movie he lives.
293
00:16:02,370 --> 00:16:03,962
Wh-what happened?
294
00:16:04,039 --> 00:16:05,275
You happened!
295
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:07,443
You son of a swamp witch!
296
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:11,614
You showed your Comic Book Guy a spoiler
297
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,784
of Airshot using his
breath to save himself.
298
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,050
The powers of evil in our dimension
299
00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:21,124
saw this and, so warned,
taped Airshot's mouth shut.
300
00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,458
And killed him.
301
00:16:23,754 --> 00:16:24,891
I didn't know!
302
00:16:24,968 --> 00:16:27,485
I never dreamed that
spoilers really hurt people.
303
00:16:27,562 --> 00:16:31,489
But they do. Spoilers kill!
304
00:16:32,087 --> 00:16:34,614
I love you, Airshot!
305
00:16:34,852 --> 00:16:36,736
The virtual reality's working.
306
00:16:36,813 --> 00:16:39,948
The kid has no idea that
this has all been fake.
307
00:16:40,024 --> 00:16:41,783
I can't believe he didn't notice
308
00:16:41,859 --> 00:16:43,813
that the dimensional
portal in his backyard
309
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:47,150
was just a garbage bag
full of glow sticks.
310
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,007
Tell me we're doing the right thing.
311
00:16:49,084 --> 00:16:51,154
Tell me this is Bart's best chance
312
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,414
to choose to be a good person.
313
00:16:53,449 --> 00:16:54,754
Don't worry, Marge.
314
00:16:54,831 --> 00:16:57,757
No one's ever been hurt
by a little gaslighting.
315
00:16:57,834 --> 00:17:00,163
Remember how you always say that?
316
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,831
Remember?
317
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,096
Mm-hmm.
318
00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:04,856
Oh, don't think of it as gaslighting.
319
00:17:04,933 --> 00:17:06,836
Think of it as an ultra-enhanced,
320
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,476
immersive fan experience.
321
00:17:08,553 --> 00:17:11,980
All this,
just to keep spoilers from leaking.
322
00:17:12,056 --> 00:17:15,200
Vindicators, colon,
Crystal War, colon, Resurgence
323
00:17:15,277 --> 00:17:16,512
bombing at the box office
324
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,778
would have devastating consequences.
325
00:17:18,855 --> 00:17:21,851
Failing theme parks,
unsold Halloween costumes
326
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,019
rotting on the docks,
327
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,377
mass suicides by popcorn farmers;
328
00:17:25,453 --> 00:17:28,380
anything worse than a 55% hold
329
00:17:28,456 --> 00:17:29,956
on its second weekend,
330
00:17:30,033 --> 00:17:33,293
the global economy collapses
like a house of cards.
331
00:17:33,369 --> 00:17:35,837
Is that what you want,
little girl? Is it?
332
00:17:35,913 --> 00:17:37,297
No. No.
333
00:17:37,373 --> 00:17:39,202
Bart clearly feels bad.
334
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,967
Can't we let him out now?
335
00:17:41,044 --> 00:17:43,970
No. We have to be absolutely sure.
336
00:17:44,047 --> 00:17:46,731
Increasing simulation intensity.
337
00:17:50,478 --> 00:17:52,645
Bring me the boy.
338
00:17:56,768 --> 00:17:57,817
Ahh!
339
00:17:57,894 --> 00:17:59,861
Remember, kid, no spoilers!
340
00:17:59,937 --> 00:18:01,696
Our universe depends on it!
341
00:18:01,773 --> 00:18:05,333
And don't pirate movies.
That hurts everyone.
342
00:18:08,494 --> 00:18:11,312
So, the boy who's seen
how all this ends.
343
00:18:11,347 --> 00:18:12,297
Tell me what you know,
344
00:18:12,334 --> 00:18:14,876
so I can use it to
destroy the Vindicators.
345
00:18:14,952 --> 00:18:18,046
In return,
I will grant your deepest desire:
346
00:18:18,122 --> 00:18:20,882
actual superpowers.
347
00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:22,842
Muscles...
348
00:18:22,919 --> 00:18:24,218
claws...
349
00:18:24,295 --> 00:18:25,553
bike!
350
00:18:25,630 --> 00:18:27,013
Real powers.
351
00:18:27,090 --> 00:18:29,607
That's even better than spoiler powers.
352
00:18:31,519 --> 00:18:34,395
Oh, no. Our son is going to choose evil.
353
00:18:34,472 --> 00:18:38,783
Oh, no! Our son is so stupid
he's going to fall for this!
354
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,860
It doesn't matter that's it not real.
355
00:18:40,937 --> 00:18:43,363
Bart's soul is at stake.
356
00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:47,575
Great emotion.
Talk about upping the ante.
357
00:18:47,652 --> 00:18:49,605
Tell me the spoilers, child.
358
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,297
And embrace your destiny as a villain.
359
00:18:52,374 --> 00:18:53,581
Hmm.
360
00:18:53,658 --> 00:18:54,799
Airshot.
361
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:58,303
All right. I'll tell you
what you have to do to win.
362
00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,615
- No!
- Uh-uh, kid.
363
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,806
Eat my shorts.
364
00:19:05,837 --> 00:19:07,145
No. No.
365
00:19:07,222 --> 00:19:09,189
No...!
366
00:19:16,064 --> 00:19:19,607
Our son's a good guy! A good guy.
367
00:19:19,684 --> 00:19:23,569
But he's still stupid. So stupid...
368
00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:25,780
The kid turned down actual superpowers.
369
00:19:25,857 --> 00:19:28,074
I think he'll keep his mouth shut.
370
00:19:28,151 --> 00:19:30,118
Okay. We'll let him live.
371
00:19:30,561 --> 00:19:31,586
For now.
372
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:37,417
Uh... I'm back.
373
00:19:37,493 --> 00:19:39,822
I just hope it's not too late.
374
00:19:40,872 --> 00:19:41,513
What day is it?
375
00:19:41,589 --> 00:19:44,849
Why, it's the Wednesday
before Memorial Day, it is.
376
00:19:44,926 --> 00:19:45,967
Then there's still time.
377
00:19:46,043 --> 00:19:47,663
The movie hasn't been spoiled.
378
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,696
Don't worry, son.
379
00:19:48,763 --> 00:19:51,356
Your secret I forgot is safe with me.
380
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:54,504
I saved their universe.
I'm not a villain.
381
00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:57,340
I'm a superhero.
382
00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:00,648
- When can we tell him?
- Never.
383
00:20:00,725 --> 00:20:02,533
All right. No one's gonna talk.
384
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:03,888
The movie's safe.
385
00:20:03,923 --> 00:20:06,682
We'll let them live. For now.
386
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:10,925
_
387
00:20:11,353 --> 00:20:12,535
_
388
00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:25,223
I'm not a bad guy. I'm a good guy.
389
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:28,676
I'll never spoil anything again.
390
00:20:28,753 --> 00:20:31,396
I'm a changed boy. A changed boy.
391
00:20:31,473 --> 00:20:34,015
I always knew you had
the stuff of heroes.
392
00:20:34,091 --> 00:20:36,067
Just tell me,
does Moby Man take his place
393
00:20:36,144 --> 00:20:39,479
as the rightful sovereign of Fishtonia?
394
00:20:39,555 --> 00:20:41,906
Does he? Bart! Tell me!
395
00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:43,649
Stop your labors, good folk.
396
00:20:43,726 --> 00:20:47,862
Magnesium Man bless us, every one.
397
00:20:47,939 --> 00:20:50,748
And Bart was as good as his word.
398
00:20:50,825 --> 00:20:52,895
He kept his mouth shut.
399
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,920
So when everyone finally saw
the movie on opening day,
400
00:20:55,997 --> 00:20:58,331
they were filled with joy.
401
00:20:58,407 --> 00:21:00,833
Then immediately got on their phones
402
00:21:00,910 --> 00:21:03,928
and spoiled it for everyone else.
403
00:21:45,143 --> 00:21:46,170
Shh!
404
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,927
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