1 00:00:01,694 --> 00:00:04,296 Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy ♪ 2 00:00:04,364 --> 00:00:05,631 ♪ Hey, what up girl? ♪ 3 00:00:05,698 --> 00:00:07,299 ♪ Grab my glasses, I'm out the door ♪ 4 00:00:07,367 --> 00:00:09,701 ♪ I'm gonna hit this city ♪ ♪ Let's go ♪ 5 00:00:09,769 --> 00:00:11,069 ♪ Before I leave, brush my teeth ♪ 6 00:00:11,137 --> 00:00:13,038 ♪ With a bottle of Jack ♪ 7 00:00:13,106 --> 00:00:14,673 ♪ 'Cause when I leave for the night ♪ 8 00:00:14,741 --> 00:00:16,508 ♪ I ain't coming back ♪ 9 00:00:16,576 --> 00:00:19,444 ♪ I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes ♪ 10 00:00:19,512 --> 00:00:21,313 ♪ Trying on all our clothes, clothes ♪ 11 00:00:21,381 --> 00:00:23,749 ♪ Boys blowing up our phones, phones ♪ 12 00:00:23,816 --> 00:00:27,653 ♪ Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs ♪ 13 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,521 ♪ Pulling up to the parties ♪ 14 00:00:29,589 --> 00:00:33,225 ♪ Tryin' to get a little bit tipsy ♪ 15 00:00:33,293 --> 00:00:34,660 ♪ Don't stop, make it pop ♪ 16 00:00:34,727 --> 00:00:37,129 ♪ DJ, blow my speakers up ♪ 17 00:00:37,196 --> 00:00:38,697 ♪ Tonight, I'm-a fight ♪ 18 00:00:38,765 --> 00:00:41,033 ♪ Till we see the sunlight ♪ 19 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:42,701 ♪ Tick-tock, on the clock ♪ 20 00:00:42,769 --> 00:00:44,736 ♪ But the party don't stop ♪ 21 00:00:44,804 --> 00:00:47,139 ♪ No, oh, ooh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 22 00:00:47,206 --> 00:00:49,041 ♪ Oh, ooh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 23 00:00:49,108 --> 00:00:50,809 ♪ Don't stop, make it pop ♪ 24 00:00:50,877 --> 00:00:52,711 ♪ DJ, blow my speakers up ♪ 25 00:00:52,779 --> 00:00:54,680 ♪ Tonight, I'm-a fight ♪ 26 00:00:54,747 --> 00:00:56,715 ♪ Till we see the sunlight ♪ 27 00:00:56,783 --> 00:00:58,684 ♪ Tick-tock, on the clock ♪ 28 00:00:58,751 --> 00:01:00,686 ♪ But the party don't stop ♪ 29 00:01:00,753 --> 00:01:02,254 ♪ No, oh, ooh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 30 00:01:02,322 --> 00:01:04,656 ♪ Oh, ooh, oh, oh, oh... ♪ 31 00:01:04,724 --> 00:01:08,726 ♪ The Simpsons 21x20 ♪ To Surveil, With Love Original Air Date on May 2, 2010 32 00:01:08,864 --> 00:01:12,732 -- Sync, corrected by elderman -- -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 33 00:01:22,025 --> 00:01:23,291 Oh, yeah! 34 00:01:23,359 --> 00:01:24,793 Ooh, yeah! 35 00:01:24,832 --> 00:01:28,535 Duffman is here to refill your beers! 36 00:01:28,602 --> 00:01:29,936 Okay. Thank you. 37 00:01:30,004 --> 00:01:32,906 Now, for the only thing better than Duff. 38 00:01:32,973 --> 00:01:34,541 Better than Duff? 39 00:01:34,608 --> 00:01:36,576 Free Duff stuff! 40 00:01:36,644 --> 00:01:37,711 Oh, yeah! Oh! 41 00:01:37,778 --> 00:01:40,513 Now, who wants... beer cozies?! 42 00:01:40,581 --> 00:01:42,215 A shirt that says "Yo!" 43 00:01:42,283 --> 00:01:44,350 Sassy seat cushions! 44 00:01:44,418 --> 00:01:48,722 And flash drives for your PC so you can take your data and 45 00:01:48,789 --> 00:01:51,291 back it up! 46 00:01:51,358 --> 00:01:52,992 Whoa! I need some of that. 47 00:01:53,060 --> 00:01:55,195 And now, Duffman has a dinner date 48 00:01:55,262 --> 00:01:56,963 with his estranged daughter. 49 00:01:57,031 --> 00:01:59,766 Must not bring up why she dropped out of college. 50 00:01:59,834 --> 00:02:01,534 It's too sad! 51 00:02:01,602 --> 00:02:04,037 Huh. Huh. Hey. Ha! Ha! 52 00:02:04,105 --> 00:02:06,139 Guess what company 53 00:02:06,207 --> 00:02:09,242 had a giveaway at Moe's last night? 54 00:02:09,310 --> 00:02:10,243 No, I won't. 55 00:02:10,311 --> 00:02:12,779 Keep guessing. 56 00:02:12,847 --> 00:02:14,681 What's it say, boy? 57 00:02:14,749 --> 00:02:16,082 Responsibly. 58 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:17,484 Oh! 59 00:02:18,719 --> 00:02:20,153 Kid, you've been staring 60 00:02:20,221 --> 00:02:22,889 at these gelatin desserts for 15 minutes. 61 00:02:22,957 --> 00:02:24,224 Pick one! 62 00:02:24,291 --> 00:02:26,493 It's so hard to decide. 63 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:29,429 Is the yellow one lemon or pineapple? 64 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:30,630 It's your pet canary. 65 00:02:30,698 --> 00:02:31,731 Now scram! 66 00:02:34,135 --> 00:02:35,668 Hey. Haw haw! 67 00:02:35,736 --> 00:02:36,870 You're a spaz! 68 00:02:36,937 --> 00:02:38,638 That's not true. 69 00:02:38,706 --> 00:02:41,007 First of all, Milhouse fell because you tripped him. 70 00:02:41,075 --> 00:02:44,477 Secondly, spaz is short for spastic diplegic, 71 00:02:44,545 --> 00:02:47,147 someone who suffers from a serious medical condition. 72 00:02:47,214 --> 00:02:49,949 Thirdly, your "haw haw, " through overuse, 73 00:02:50,017 --> 00:02:51,951 has lost its power. 74 00:02:52,019 --> 00:02:53,319 Wow. 75 00:02:53,387 --> 00:02:55,421 I bow before your logic. 76 00:03:00,027 --> 00:03:01,928 Excuse me. 77 00:03:01,996 --> 00:03:04,430 I couldn't help but notice how logically you argue. 78 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:08,501 Well, I am one: flattered, and two: intrigued. 79 00:03:08,569 --> 00:03:09,969 Lisa Simpson. 80 00:03:10,037 --> 00:03:11,337 Ms. Dubinsky. 81 00:03:11,405 --> 00:03:13,907 I'd like to invite you to join our debate team. 82 00:03:13,974 --> 00:03:16,009 I didn't know we had a debate team. 83 00:03:16,076 --> 00:03:18,144 Well, it's the one extracurricular activity 84 00:03:18,212 --> 00:03:20,747 that can't be cut, because it requires no equipment. 85 00:03:20,815 --> 00:03:22,282 We're low on funding, 86 00:03:22,349 --> 00:03:24,784 so Ralph Wiggum will be standing in as your lectern. 87 00:03:26,220 --> 00:03:28,021 I'm a furniture! 88 00:03:31,192 --> 00:03:32,492 And that is why 89 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,327 hybrid car buyers should be given rebates 90 00:03:34,395 --> 00:03:36,763 paid for by taxes on hamburgers. 91 00:03:38,499 --> 00:03:39,332 Thank you, Lisa. 92 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:40,300 Excuse me. 93 00:03:40,367 --> 00:03:41,401 The podiums are needed 94 00:03:41,468 --> 00:03:43,036 in the art room as easels. 95 00:03:43,103 --> 00:03:46,272 Yay! 96 00:03:46,340 --> 00:03:47,941 Megan, cross-examination. 97 00:03:48,008 --> 00:03:50,710 What if someone's driving an old, but functioning, car? 98 00:03:50,778 --> 00:03:52,111 Wouldn't the carbon required 99 00:03:52,179 --> 00:03:54,647 to create a new hybrid exceed the savings in gas? 100 00:03:54,715 --> 00:03:56,115 Initially yes, but... 101 00:03:56,183 --> 00:03:58,518 And isn't most electricity in the United States 102 00:03:58,586 --> 00:04:00,653 ultimately derived from the burning of coal? 103 00:04:00,721 --> 00:04:02,856 Currently. However, solar and wind are... 104 00:04:02,923 --> 00:04:05,925 The sun and the breeze- the two things you know a lot about. 105 00:04:05,993 --> 00:04:07,126 Right, Blondie? 106 00:04:07,194 --> 00:04:08,027 Blondie?! 107 00:04:08,095 --> 00:04:09,696 Like, totally. 108 00:04:09,763 --> 00:04:11,564 Why don't we get a bitchin' new perm 109 00:04:11,632 --> 00:04:13,700 with daddy's credit card? 110 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:15,969 First of all, 111 00:04:16,036 --> 00:04:18,438 my father no longer has any functioning credit cards. 112 00:04:18,505 --> 00:04:20,106 Secondly, how dare you refer to... 113 00:04:20,174 --> 00:04:22,108 Ooh, you can count to two. Aah. 114 00:04:22,176 --> 00:04:24,377 Do you need some ice on your head? 115 00:04:25,546 --> 00:04:26,679 I... I... 116 00:04:28,849 --> 00:04:30,817 The winner by a hair-- 117 00:04:30,885 --> 00:04:33,119 a brown hair-- Megan! 118 00:04:33,187 --> 00:04:34,520 Ooh! 119 00:04:34,588 --> 00:04:35,922 Sir, that hollow mountain in Nevada 120 00:04:35,990 --> 00:04:37,757 that was supposed to hold a million years 121 00:04:37,825 --> 00:04:39,859 of nuclear waste is full. 122 00:04:39,927 --> 00:04:42,695 Did they jump on the pile to smoosh it down? 123 00:04:42,763 --> 00:04:45,265 It went down in one place and up in another. 124 00:04:45,332 --> 00:04:47,567 We need somewhere else to dispose of this plutonium. 125 00:04:47,635 --> 00:04:49,869 Eh, just find the biggest idiot on our payroll 126 00:04:49,937 --> 00:04:51,437 and slip it in his bag. 127 00:04:55,209 --> 00:04:56,542 Ooh! 128 00:04:56,610 --> 00:04:58,544 That's a bingo. 129 00:04:58,612 --> 00:05:01,581 Mmm. Good mac and cheese. 130 00:05:01,649 --> 00:05:03,082 I've had better. 131 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:06,319 Down at the train station. 132 00:05:06,387 --> 00:05:07,921 I'll have to check it out sometime. 133 00:05:07,988 --> 00:05:09,689 Mmm! 134 00:05:09,757 --> 00:05:11,824 The best mac and cheese I've ever had 135 00:05:11,892 --> 00:05:13,760 is at a bowling alley in Ogdenville. 136 00:05:13,827 --> 00:05:15,728 Mm, I am pretty full. 137 00:05:15,796 --> 00:05:17,563 Breadcrumbs on the top. 138 00:05:17,631 --> 00:05:19,565 I'm on my way! 139 00:05:21,902 --> 00:05:24,470 That bag-- surely it's attended. 140 00:05:25,973 --> 00:05:28,808 Unattended bag! 141 00:05:30,210 --> 00:05:32,645 All panic! 142 00:05:39,620 --> 00:05:41,154 So, what do you think? 143 00:05:41,221 --> 00:05:42,855 I think we're gonna blow it up 144 00:05:42,923 --> 00:05:45,325 and let the bleeding heart liberals ask questions later. 145 00:05:45,392 --> 00:05:49,128 Well, now, why can't it be blown up by a woman of color? 146 00:05:49,196 --> 00:05:50,763 Five, four. 147 00:05:50,831 --> 00:05:52,932 No time for a full countdown. 148 00:05:56,170 --> 00:05:58,137 Ooh, it's dinner time! 149 00:06:01,859 --> 00:06:02,426 This just in. 150 00:06:02,604 --> 00:06:05,705 The suspicious bag detonated at Springfield Union Station today 151 00:06:05,790 --> 00:06:07,123 contained deadly plutonium, 152 00:06:07,191 --> 00:06:09,959 which can only mean one thing- a terrorist plot. 153 00:06:10,027 --> 00:06:11,394 Enough radioactivity was released 154 00:06:11,462 --> 00:06:14,597 to create 17 Hulks and a Spider-Man. 155 00:06:14,751 --> 00:06:16,552 Here's an artist's conception. 156 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:18,521 Quite disturbing. 157 00:06:21,291 --> 00:06:22,425 I admit it. 158 00:06:22,492 --> 00:06:23,793 Everything I've said 159 00:06:23,860 --> 00:06:26,262 about terrorism till now was fear-mongering. 160 00:06:26,330 --> 00:06:28,397 But today, I monger the truth. 161 00:06:28,465 --> 00:06:31,334 To protect our city from all future bombings, 162 00:06:31,401 --> 00:06:34,136 dirty, clean, dive or carpet, 163 00:06:34,204 --> 00:06:35,871 we have hired an outside consultant 164 00:06:35,939 --> 00:06:37,540 from London, England. 165 00:06:37,608 --> 00:06:39,542 Does he have a cute accent? 166 00:06:39,610 --> 00:06:41,377 Why don't you be the judge, young lady? 167 00:06:41,445 --> 00:06:44,046 Ooh, he sounds just like Paddington Bear! 168 00:06:44,114 --> 00:06:46,115 My name is Nigel Bakerbutcher. 169 00:06:47,718 --> 00:06:49,185 Sleepy London town. 170 00:06:49,253 --> 00:06:52,188 Once upon a time, the only problem we had here 171 00:06:52,256 --> 00:06:54,590 was from overzealous Cockney flower sellers. 172 00:06:54,658 --> 00:06:55,625 Flowers, guv'nor? 173 00:06:55,692 --> 00:06:56,859 A pretty for your buttonhole? 174 00:06:56,927 --> 00:06:57,994 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello. 175 00:06:59,363 --> 00:07:01,097 But in London of the 21st century, 176 00:07:01,164 --> 00:07:03,366 the watchword is vigilance. 177 00:07:03,433 --> 00:07:07,937 London is now ringed by the most comprehensive array 178 00:07:08,005 --> 00:07:10,673 of surveillance cameras mankind has ever seen. 179 00:07:25,522 --> 00:07:26,922 Excuse me. 180 00:07:26,990 --> 00:07:29,825 Is this what the framers of the constitution would want? 181 00:07:29,893 --> 00:07:31,994 Well, I'm Wally of Wally's Framers, 182 00:07:32,062 --> 00:07:33,929 and this is exactly what I want. 183 00:07:33,997 --> 00:07:37,366 How many personal freedoms are we willing to give up 184 00:07:37,434 --> 00:07:38,901 in the name of security? 185 00:07:40,370 --> 00:07:43,773 That blonde girl thinks she's smart, like us dark hairs. 186 00:07:43,840 --> 00:07:46,108 Again with the blonde! 187 00:07:46,176 --> 00:07:48,577 Why in the world would the color of the hair 188 00:07:48,645 --> 00:07:50,379 on someone's head have anything to do 189 00:07:50,447 --> 00:07:52,081 with the intelligence within? 190 00:07:52,149 --> 00:07:54,350 Yeah, you're so right. 191 00:07:54,418 --> 00:07:56,419 I'm smart, too. 192 00:07:56,486 --> 00:08:00,389 I got Joe to promise to leave his wife when I turn 50. 193 00:08:00,457 --> 00:08:01,824 Eh, uh, yes. 194 00:08:01,892 --> 00:08:06,162 Now, all in favor of these cameras say cheese. 195 00:08:06,229 --> 00:08:07,697 ALL Cheese! 196 00:08:07,764 --> 00:08:10,800 Those opposed say, "I hate America." 197 00:08:10,867 --> 00:08:12,001 I ha... 198 00:08:12,069 --> 00:08:13,302 Oh, wait. 199 00:08:13,370 --> 00:08:14,470 Oh. 200 00:08:14,538 --> 00:08:16,739 Motion carries. 201 00:08:16,807 --> 00:08:20,343 Next up: motion to limit terms of city officials. 202 00:08:20,410 --> 00:08:23,245 All in favor say, "I have sex with animals." 203 00:08:23,313 --> 00:08:25,648 I do have sex with animals, 204 00:08:25,716 --> 00:08:28,050 but I am not in favor of term limits. 205 00:08:28,118 --> 00:08:29,318 Mm-hmm. 206 00:08:31,121 --> 00:08:34,457 Lisa, I know kids have been making fun of your blonde hair, 207 00:08:34,524 --> 00:08:36,125 so I got you this book 208 00:08:36,193 --> 00:08:38,294 from the Being Different section of the bookstore. 209 00:08:38,362 --> 00:08:40,896 Hmm? 210 00:08:40,964 --> 00:08:44,133 "Sally Circle was eating donuts and Ovaltine 211 00:08:44,201 --> 00:08:46,569 when her father came in with terrible news." 212 00:08:46,636 --> 00:08:48,838 We're moving to Rectangu-Land! 213 00:08:48,905 --> 00:08:51,407 Round up the family and let's roll! 214 00:08:51,475 --> 00:08:53,576 "Everyone was mean to Sally. 215 00:08:53,643 --> 00:08:55,144 "She was too well-rounded. 216 00:08:55,212 --> 00:08:56,579 "She felt cornered. 217 00:08:56,646 --> 00:08:58,381 "They wouldn't let her play four-square 218 00:08:58,448 --> 00:09:00,383 "or invite her to the box social. 219 00:09:00,450 --> 00:09:01,717 The end." 220 00:09:01,785 --> 00:09:05,154 That's a rather unambitious book. 221 00:09:05,222 --> 00:09:07,990 I want a camera on every light pole. 222 00:09:08,058 --> 00:09:09,859 I want two hidden cameras there, open camera there. 223 00:09:09,926 --> 00:09:11,127 Hidden. Hidden. 224 00:09:11,194 --> 00:09:11,894 Hidden. 225 00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:14,864 Hidden. 226 00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:17,133 Cluster! Right there! Yes! 227 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:20,336 Um, you ain't gonna like what you see. 228 00:09:20,404 --> 00:09:22,605 Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't make ice? 229 00:09:22,672 --> 00:09:25,274 She lost the recipe. 230 00:09:25,342 --> 00:09:27,877 You know why it takes longer to build a blonde snowman? 231 00:09:27,944 --> 00:09:29,678 You have to hollow out the head. 232 00:09:35,352 --> 00:09:37,186 He sure nailed you, Lis. 233 00:09:37,254 --> 00:09:38,954 You're blond, too. 234 00:09:39,022 --> 00:09:40,523 Blonde guys aren't dumb. 235 00:09:40,590 --> 00:09:41,991 They're evil. 236 00:09:42,058 --> 00:09:43,793 Like in The Karate Kid and World War II. 237 00:09:46,296 --> 00:09:47,797 All right, boys. 238 00:09:47,864 --> 00:09:51,066 Let's see the dark underbelly of our fair burg. 239 00:09:56,406 --> 00:09:57,740 Okay, we got a litterbug 240 00:09:57,808 --> 00:10:01,510 on F-6, double homicide in progress on Q-20... 241 00:10:01,578 --> 00:10:04,013 A woman sunbathing topless on R-15! 242 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:06,048 Uh, Chief, I think we got a misuse 243 00:10:06,116 --> 00:10:08,050 of police equipment on ZZ-99. 244 00:10:08,118 --> 00:10:10,419 Killjoy. 245 00:10:12,389 --> 00:10:15,424 Gas station customer washing windshield 246 00:10:15,492 --> 00:10:17,193 without buying gas. 247 00:10:17,260 --> 00:10:19,128 Girl using Wite-Out as nail polish. 248 00:10:19,196 --> 00:10:21,130 Oh, man, this is hard. 249 00:10:21,198 --> 00:10:24,166 Hey, did you get that guy who was parading around naked? 250 00:10:24,234 --> 00:10:26,702 He was just jogging in a tan sweat suit, Chief. 251 00:10:26,770 --> 00:10:28,671 Are you sure? I thought I saw his... 252 00:10:28,738 --> 00:10:30,973 That was a fanny pack, worn on the front. 253 00:10:31,041 --> 00:10:31,941 But there was a... Water bottle... 254 00:10:32,008 --> 00:10:32,942 But it was... Leaking. 255 00:10:33,009 --> 00:10:34,343 That's it! That's it! 256 00:10:34,411 --> 00:10:36,912 I can't take another minute of these stupid screens! 257 00:10:36,980 --> 00:10:39,348 Go-Go find some concerned citizens 258 00:10:39,416 --> 00:10:40,783 to pick up the slack. 259 00:10:40,851 --> 00:10:42,284 Well, how many should I get? 260 00:10:42,352 --> 00:10:45,321 Uh, well, we've got, uh, eight chairs, so... 261 00:10:45,388 --> 00:10:46,555 Oh, no, wait. 262 00:10:46,623 --> 00:10:48,524 Put one chair in my office facing my desk, 263 00:10:48,592 --> 00:10:50,292 so-so I'll seem like a meetings guy. 264 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:51,460 Yeah. Oh, uh... 265 00:10:51,528 --> 00:10:52,695 Oh, have a seat. 266 00:10:52,762 --> 00:10:54,797 Uh, I'll be with you in one minute. Yeah. 267 00:10:54,865 --> 00:10:55,865 Ah, that's a new low. 268 00:10:57,434 --> 00:10:59,168 We have chosen you to help out, 269 00:10:59,236 --> 00:11:01,804 because you are all that rare combination. 270 00:11:01,872 --> 00:11:03,839 Prying, but not pervy. 271 00:11:05,575 --> 00:11:09,011 Now just follow a little formula called P.B. and J.: 272 00:11:09,079 --> 00:11:12,715 Peer at the monitor, Be judgmental, and Jot it down. 273 00:11:12,782 --> 00:11:15,150 One way to remember that is A.B.C.: 274 00:11:15,218 --> 00:11:18,120 Always Be Considering P.B. and J. 275 00:11:18,188 --> 00:11:20,689 But the single most important rule is the four A's: 276 00:11:20,757 --> 00:11:23,225 Always Act According to A.B.C. 277 00:11:26,663 --> 00:11:27,863 Uh-oh. 278 00:11:27,931 --> 00:11:29,064 What is it, Ned? 279 00:11:29,132 --> 00:11:30,866 I've got two teens in a public park 280 00:11:30,934 --> 00:11:32,167 goin' at it like a couple of gibbons 281 00:11:32,235 --> 00:11:33,669 in the back seat of Noah's Ark! 282 00:11:33,737 --> 00:11:35,304 Should we inform the Chief? 283 00:11:35,372 --> 00:11:36,639 Hmm, maybe. 284 00:11:36,706 --> 00:11:38,807 But I feel a little like I'm the Tom Voyeur 285 00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:40,809 to these Huckleberry Sinners. 286 00:11:40,877 --> 00:11:42,845 Or you could correct the behavior yourself 287 00:11:42,913 --> 00:11:45,314 with our Nag-a-sonic speakers. 288 00:11:45,382 --> 00:11:47,650 Oi! Snogging people! 289 00:11:47,717 --> 00:11:49,418 What the hell was that?! 290 00:11:49,486 --> 00:11:51,153 Tongues where I can see them, please. 291 00:11:51,221 --> 00:11:53,856 I ain't lettin' you touch me with somebody watchin'. 292 00:11:53,924 --> 00:11:56,292 Come on, baby, it's just a voice. 293 00:11:56,359 --> 00:11:57,993 Don't push it, Kearney. 294 00:11:58,061 --> 00:11:59,962 I'm Jimbo! Oh, great. 295 00:12:00,030 --> 00:12:02,431 Make me look easy in front of the voice. 296 00:12:02,499 --> 00:12:04,199 But you are easy! 297 00:12:04,267 --> 00:12:06,669 Don't be ashamed of what you are! 298 00:12:06,736 --> 00:12:07,970 Shauna... 299 00:12:08,038 --> 00:12:10,873 I've gone from lookie-loo to talkie-too. 300 00:12:10,941 --> 00:12:14,310 Excuse me, that's your salad fork. 301 00:12:14,377 --> 00:12:16,445 That Wi-Fi's for hotel guests only. 302 00:12:16,513 --> 00:12:20,182 What's the matter, sir, too cool to sing "Happy Birthday?" 303 00:12:20,250 --> 00:12:21,717 Isn't this great, Marge? 304 00:12:21,785 --> 00:12:24,186 We're like Jiminy Cricket for the whole ding-dang town. 305 00:12:24,254 --> 00:12:27,356 A half-man, half-bug that knows what's best for everybody. 306 00:12:27,424 --> 00:12:28,757 Mm-hmm. 307 00:12:28,825 --> 00:12:30,492 I don't know. 308 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:32,394 I'm starting to think we're prying too much 309 00:12:32,462 --> 00:12:34,029 into people's lives. 310 00:12:34,097 --> 00:12:36,098 And this room isn't really the best place 311 00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:37,666 for Maggie to hang out. 312 00:12:37,734 --> 00:12:39,001 That's not Sesame Street, 313 00:12:39,069 --> 00:12:40,536 that's a gay bar. 314 00:12:46,276 --> 00:12:47,509 Although I guess 315 00:12:47,577 --> 00:12:49,845 this would teach her sharing and caring, 316 00:12:49,913 --> 00:12:51,747 but... we're going home. 317 00:13:07,364 --> 00:13:09,832 Dye! Dye! Dye! 318 00:13:13,570 --> 00:13:15,537 Tomorrow's forecast is... 319 00:13:15,605 --> 00:13:17,272 Okay, place your bets. 320 00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:19,074 Partly cloudy. Partly sunny. 321 00:13:19,142 --> 00:13:20,609 Golf ball-sized hail! 322 00:13:20,677 --> 00:13:22,645 A chance of severe thunderstorms 323 00:13:22,712 --> 00:13:24,980 with golf ball-sized hail! 324 00:13:25,048 --> 00:13:26,315 Whoo-hoo! 325 00:13:27,717 --> 00:13:30,953 I spy, with my electronic eye, illegal wagering! 326 00:13:31,021 --> 00:13:32,755 Hey, weren't these cameras installed 327 00:13:32,822 --> 00:13:35,824 to keep America's enemies from blowin' up our homeland? 328 00:13:35,892 --> 00:13:37,826 Well, sir, how many times have you been blown up 329 00:13:37,894 --> 00:13:39,094 since the cameras went in? 330 00:13:39,162 --> 00:13:40,462 Zero times. 331 00:13:40,530 --> 00:13:41,897 Mm-hmm! 332 00:13:41,965 --> 00:13:44,266 Now I'm gonna go 333 00:13:44,334 --> 00:13:45,901 till you give the money back. 334 00:13:47,003 --> 00:13:48,804 Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm! 335 00:13:51,541 --> 00:13:52,508 Cut it out... 336 00:13:52,575 --> 00:13:54,176 Cut it out! 337 00:13:55,779 --> 00:13:57,513 Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm! 338 00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:58,681 All right! 339 00:13:58,748 --> 00:14:00,149 All right! 340 00:14:00,216 --> 00:14:01,183 I'm goin' home. 341 00:14:01,251 --> 00:14:02,785 It's not safe in here. 342 00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:10,526 Don't use that dog as a ramp. 343 00:14:10,593 --> 00:14:13,629 Less radical... Less radical! 344 00:14:14,898 --> 00:14:16,165 Stop gleaming that cube! 345 00:14:21,037 --> 00:14:22,971 So, you like to watch, huh? 346 00:14:23,039 --> 00:14:24,673 Well, take a look at this! 347 00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:27,276 Huh? 348 00:14:27,343 --> 00:14:29,411 Hmm. 349 00:14:29,479 --> 00:14:31,380 Buttocks! 350 00:14:31,448 --> 00:14:32,981 Tushie! 351 00:14:33,049 --> 00:14:35,451 Ugh! 352 00:14:35,518 --> 00:14:37,252 Whoa, a blind spot! 353 00:14:42,559 --> 00:14:45,194 Boy cheeks! 354 00:14:45,261 --> 00:14:47,062 Fanny! 355 00:14:47,130 --> 00:14:49,031 Derriere! 356 00:14:49,099 --> 00:14:51,533 Hiney! 357 00:14:51,601 --> 00:14:53,535 Backside! 358 00:14:53,603 --> 00:14:55,571 Cover up that coin slot! 359 00:14:55,638 --> 00:14:56,939 Hey, boy, whatcha doing? 360 00:14:57,006 --> 00:14:58,574 Experimenting with my butt. 361 00:14:58,641 --> 00:15:00,943 My little Einstein. 362 00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:11,700 Welcome to Chaos Corners, the Pleasure Patch, 363 00:15:11,768 --> 00:15:13,536 Satan's Triangle-- 364 00:15:13,603 --> 00:15:15,671 the one place in town no cameras can see you, 365 00:15:15,739 --> 00:15:17,506 and no laws can touch you. 366 00:15:21,878 --> 00:15:23,646 Oh, yeah, that stopped the kicking. 367 00:15:28,251 --> 00:15:30,352 Inspiration Point looks pretty uninspired. 368 00:15:30,420 --> 00:15:31,954 All's quiet in Murder Town. 369 00:15:32,022 --> 00:15:35,691 Yep, Springfield is cleaner than the Lord's hand towels. 370 00:15:35,759 --> 00:15:38,527 Sour ball, take me away! 371 00:15:38,595 --> 00:15:40,763 Mm-mm-mmm. 372 00:15:40,831 --> 00:15:42,798 Mmm! Mm-mmm... mmm. 373 00:15:52,676 --> 00:15:54,443 Another tie. 374 00:15:54,511 --> 00:15:57,413 Followed by three hours of parachute repacking. 375 00:15:59,783 --> 00:16:00,716 Koo-koo-roo! Koo-koo-roo! 376 00:16:00,784 --> 00:16:02,952 A phony bird call?! 377 00:16:03,019 --> 00:16:04,220 That means Marge is coming! 378 00:16:04,287 --> 00:16:05,354 Everyone, act legal! 379 00:16:17,267 --> 00:16:20,803 Homer, Maggie has to wear that clown mask for Halloween. 380 00:16:20,871 --> 00:16:22,338 What's going on? 381 00:16:22,405 --> 00:16:24,340 Well, uh... 382 00:16:24,407 --> 00:16:26,275 the one place the cameras can't see is right here in our backyard, 383 00:16:26,343 --> 00:16:27,977 so I'm charging people to do whatever they want. 384 00:16:28,044 --> 00:16:29,979 Isn't that wonderful? 385 00:16:30,046 --> 00:16:32,114 I don't see what's so wonderful. 386 00:16:32,182 --> 00:16:35,584 Remember how you wanted me to get that expensive operation? 387 00:16:35,652 --> 00:16:38,120 Well, now I can afford a motorcycle! 388 00:16:38,188 --> 00:16:41,557 Ever hear of the expression "Not in my backyard"? 389 00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:43,492 Well... that! 390 00:16:44,828 --> 00:16:46,262 Nothin'. 391 00:16:46,329 --> 00:16:47,963 Nothin'. Somethin'. 392 00:16:48,031 --> 00:16:49,765 I don't want to get Homer in trouble, 393 00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:52,635 but it's just plain wrong to use that blind spot 394 00:16:52,702 --> 00:16:55,871 to turn our backyard into a Mecca of misdemeanors! 395 00:16:55,939 --> 00:16:57,172 Blind spot?! 396 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,741 Mecca?! 397 00:17:02,178 --> 00:17:04,813 Rod, hold up Daddy's shaving mirror out the window, would ya? 398 00:17:10,954 --> 00:17:12,855 I see you now. 399 00:17:12,923 --> 00:17:14,523 Rod, you and Todd stay in the house. 400 00:17:14,591 --> 00:17:16,358 Todd's not in the house. 401 00:17:18,995 --> 00:17:20,062 No! 402 00:17:23,351 --> 00:17:26,586 And that's why school uniforms should not be mandatory. 403 00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:27,988 Lisa, rebuttal? 404 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:35,829 Dressing in uniforms is a good thing. 405 00:17:35,897 --> 00:17:39,633 If everyone looks the same, it levels the playing field. 406 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:41,268 Hmm, very smart. 407 00:17:41,335 --> 00:17:43,270 That's well-reasoned. A true brunette. 408 00:17:43,337 --> 00:17:46,072 It's better to just fit in with the crowd. 409 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,541 She's as bright as her hair is dark! So smart! 410 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:48,575 Great point! 411 00:17:48,643 --> 00:17:50,176 Oh, I can't go on! 412 00:17:50,244 --> 00:17:51,811 This rebuttal is a sham! 413 00:17:52,713 --> 00:17:53,847 You aren't being persuaded 414 00:17:53,915 --> 00:17:55,315 by the content of my argument. 415 00:17:55,383 --> 00:17:57,717 You're being convinced by the color of my hair! 416 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,252 Well, that-- that's absurd! Ridiculous! 417 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,421 Although her brown hair makes a persuasive case. 418 00:18:01,489 --> 00:18:03,323 Well guess what? I am not a brunette! 419 00:18:03,391 --> 00:18:05,091 I'm a blonde! 420 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,327 Roots! 421 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,631 We must rid ourselves of these outdated clichés. 422 00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:13,466 Not all blondes are dumb! 423 00:18:13,534 --> 00:18:16,036 Not all fat people are jolly. 424 00:18:16,103 --> 00:18:17,771 Would you be jolly 425 00:18:17,838 --> 00:18:20,440 if you thought Comic-Con was moving to Anaheim? 426 00:18:20,508 --> 00:18:23,343 And not all old people are bad drivers. 427 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,180 This building cut me off! 428 00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:39,659 Who wants feet steak? 429 00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:40,860 Me! Me! 430 00:18:40,928 --> 00:18:42,295 Over here! 431 00:18:42,363 --> 00:18:44,931 De-meat those feet! 432 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,100 Oh, no! I don't have to listen to you. 433 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:49,703 If I'm not on camera, you can't see me! 434 00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:51,538 I'm standin' right here! 435 00:18:51,606 --> 00:18:53,473 Everyone in this town is sick and tired 436 00:18:53,541 --> 00:18:55,041 of you looking over their shoulder. 437 00:18:55,109 --> 00:18:57,243 "Don't leave your sprinklers on in the rain! 438 00:18:57,311 --> 00:18:59,779 Don't burn that pile of ventriloquist dummies!" 439 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,448 Oh, but you promised! 440 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:02,782 Later. Later. 441 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,951 But, neighbor, why did you have to do this? 442 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:07,821 I've tattled this town into a paradise! 443 00:19:11,559 --> 00:19:15,095 This used to be just a little part of me. 444 00:19:15,162 --> 00:19:17,097 You see, Ned, your citywide nagging 445 00:19:17,164 --> 00:19:18,999 compressed all of our town's misbehavior 446 00:19:19,066 --> 00:19:21,635 into one small place. 447 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,971 Creating a glittering diamond of super evil. 448 00:19:26,107 --> 00:19:27,574 I guess I did create this. 449 00:19:27,642 --> 00:19:29,042 Like God created the devil. 450 00:19:29,110 --> 00:19:30,710 God created the devil? 451 00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,479 Finally, He did something cool. 452 00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:36,082 Oh, I never wanted to turn into Big Brother. 453 00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:37,684 I just wanted to be little sister, 454 00:19:37,752 --> 00:19:40,787 tattlin' on everyone so the town would be a nicer place. 455 00:19:40,855 --> 00:19:43,390 Well, if you ask me, you were trying to play God. 456 00:19:44,825 --> 00:19:47,060 That's the worst sin of all, for some reason. 457 00:19:47,128 --> 00:19:48,728 What can I do to make things right? 458 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:51,131 You can help me take out those cameras. 459 00:19:52,433 --> 00:19:55,769 Neighbor, we got some work to do. 460 00:19:57,672 --> 00:19:59,072 Yes! 461 00:20:12,353 --> 00:20:15,221 So, sadly, the most popular reality show in England 462 00:20:15,289 --> 00:20:16,690 is no more. 463 00:20:18,626 --> 00:20:20,560 I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. 464 00:20:20,628 --> 00:20:22,662 Reminds me of my boy. 465 00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:25,732 Oh, Mummy, my cat's breath smells like cat food. 466 00:20:27,702 --> 00:20:29,469 ♪ Y'all ready for this... ♪ 467 00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:33,499 -- Sync, corrected by elderman -- -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 468 00:21:14,014 --> 00:21:15,849 Shh!