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D'oh!
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Ugh!
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- sync and corrections by Caio -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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I'm too fat!
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Still too fat!
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Ugh!
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Come on, sir. You'll be
late for your appointment.
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Hush! No one must know I'm not
in perfect mental health.
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The Kaiser would be furious!
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Hip joints! Who wants a hip joint?
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Eyeballs! Can't see
without your eyeballs!
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Euthanasia! Sweet, sweet euthanasia!
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Ooh. Can I buy it as a gift?
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No!
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Mm.
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Hmm.
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Come on in, Monty.
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I believe last week we were
discussing your anger issues.
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Anger issues?
Anger issues?!
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Anger issues?
Anger issues?!
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Yeah, all right, I'm afraid
our 50 minutes are almost up.
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Sorry. You were saying?
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Monty, I give up.
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- After only 70 years of therapy?
- You're never gonna change.
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You-you will never have this.
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A cheap piece of plastic
with photos of ugly people?
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That is my family... people who love me.
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Yes, you're right.
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I should consider encasing
people in plastic.
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Then I could always see the
look of fear in their faces.
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Yeah, we're finished here. Get out.
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May I remind you I'm paying
you five dollars an hour?
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Oi! Why did I lock in at that rate?
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What?
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Hmm. No pulse.
Oh, wait, that's me.
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Dead. So sad.
He was a true friend.
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- _
- Mm-hmm. Excellent.
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I can't believe Dr. Nussbaum's dead.
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Um, we've had a lot of therapists.
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Which one was he again?
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He was the one who
helped us communicate.
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- You never listen to a word I say!
- I have to listen all day at work.
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- You're not listening now.
- I'm listened out!
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What? "Listened out."
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- Not listening, not listening...
- What does that even mean?
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Let's hear what the
children have to say.
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- I'm gonna wet the bed to get their attention.
- Not listening...
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You're the one sleeping in it.
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I didn't say I'd wet my bed.
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Please, Marge! Do we have to burden
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Dr. Nussbaum with our problems?
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- Maggie talk!
- The man has problems of his own!
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Maggie talk!
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No one listen? Maggie never talk again.
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- That's not what happened.
- That's exactly what happened.
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I believe I remember
what happened, Marge.
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How could you remember?
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You were looking at your
phone half the time.
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When you have four bar
Wi-Fi, you use it!
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Oh, look. It's the ugly
people from the cube.
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Uh, if we can begin.
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Oh, of course.
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Oh, this man meant a great deal to me.
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And helping out with the cost of this
service was the least I could do.
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Very sweet.
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Smithers?
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For shame!
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Stoned at a funeral.
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Ooh, wow! Where's the funeral?
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Oh! Just what I wanted.
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Just get me home quickly.
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And this year's Nobel Prize
for Physics goes to...
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Professor John Frink.
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Ah, thank you, Queen Sonya,
and all the people at HBO...
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the, uh, Higgs Boson Observatory.
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You'll see there.
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Oi! Oiven!
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I-I didn't mean to hit him, sir.
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Well, how could a man in his right mind
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miss a car heading right towards him?
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Idiot!
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I think it's this headpiece
he's wearing, sir.
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If I may ask, what makes
this device so enchanting
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that you ignore the real world?
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Is there a milkmaid skipping rope?
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Oi! Gloivick!
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The Oculus Frink... or Froculus...
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provides you with a complete
virtual reality experience.
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Letting you live
in a world of your dreams.
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Goi!
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To adjust the focus, turn
the dial on the side. Oi.
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Now for the after-party!
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I must have it!
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Oh, uh, can you drop me off first?
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Hmm, not bad. Next?
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This is still a new technology, sir.
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At the moment, it's really
just lots of pornography,
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a roller coaster,
pornography, pornography,
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Burger King ad, pornography,
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and... and this one.
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Dragon porn.
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Oh, yeah.
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- Oh, yeah. Oh.
- Oh, flame on, baby.
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Flame on!
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Hot! Hot!
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Don't tell my wife, okay?
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Oh, sorry, sir.
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This one is also pornography.
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Oh, so boring.
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Trim those nails, Smithers.
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Uh, sir, if I might suggest,
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the last thing your therapist said was,
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"You need a family."
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I don't need anyone.
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We could program a virtual
family for you, sir.
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A virtual family. Yes.
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Meanwhile, let me see the one again
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where I shoot the
beloved lion in Africa.
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That was reality, sir.
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Mm. I've lived quite the life.
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Quite the life.
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Ooh!
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Uh, we only need three children, thanks.
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Oh, what kind of coal mine you runnin'?
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You, wife, look at me lovingly,
as if I'm your husband.
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Eh, can you ask for a
look of indifference?
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I think she can do that.
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Luann, pretend it's my birthday.
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Next.
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You promised me a job, Dad!
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I was gonna buy a fat Barbie.
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It's Curvy Barbie.
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And that would mean you have
to buy all new clothes.
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Uh, this thing says all
families in the plant
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are required to try out.
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So far, so good.
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Two-and-a-half children,
wife with current hairstyle.
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You're all hired.
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Except you, fatso. We
don't need a father.
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I'll be the rooster in this henhouse.
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That is so disappointing.
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I've always wanted to work for Mr.
Burns.
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Okay, family scene.
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And... action.
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This isn't a word I use lightly, but...
excellent.
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Oh, Smithers, one favor:
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make the children look
like they're mine.
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No, no, no! It's too beautiful.
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Like a Supreme Court full of Scalias.
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Switch to something else.
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That's good.
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What's the matter, Homer?
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Last night, Marge and the kids
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didn't get home till 11:00 at night.
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When I came back from Moe's at 11:05,
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they were still taking off their coats!
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I hear old man Burns is just
living in a fantasy world now.
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En garde!
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Mm, must be nice.
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Hey, there he is. Wonder
what he's watching now.
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Home movies.
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♪ Happy birthday, dear Burnsie ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ And maybe more. ♪
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Thank you, thank you.
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Now, your mother's going
to take me upstairs
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to give me... her present.
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Oh, Smithers, could
you remove the ankle bar?
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More. More. More.
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Oh...
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Oh, that was wonderful.
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I'm picking up your ten-year options.
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Ten years?!
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Oh, now, now, no discussion.
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We're a family now.
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Ugh! What is that? A river otter?
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We're not coming home, Homie.
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What? What do I do without you here?
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You can do what you did
with me there: go to Moe's.
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Aw, it's not the same
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if I'm not trying to avoid
some unpleasant chore.
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Oh. You could clean out the attic.
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Going to Moe's!
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Eh, no one to go home to, huh?
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Yeah, take it from me, that's rough.
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Yeah.
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Heading back to an empty house.
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No one there to tell you what to do,
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no kids fighting all the time.
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Wait a minute.
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I can eat dinner in any
room of the house!
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And not the scary ones like the
basement and Bart's bedroom.
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And I can drink at home!
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Whoa, whoa! You're
twisting my words there.
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That would be cheaper! And
I wouldn't have to drive!
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And you are kind of mean.
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No one calls me mean.
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Moe, you're proving my point.
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Here we are talking, and
you pull a shotgun on me.
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But there's never any
bullets in this. Watch.
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Ha! Good gag, huh?
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Mmm, does that turn you on?
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Oh, yes. That's hot.
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The perfect temperature.
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Ah, Snoopy knew what he
was doing, all right.
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- How you doing?
- Aah!
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Don't worry, I've seen you
naked plenty of times.
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I live in the house behind yours.
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I don't think my wife would like this.
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Hey, I got a boyfriend,
and you're not my type.
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Could you both keep it down?
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I'm trying to count pennies.
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Stupid Flanders.
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Oh! You made me lose count.
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Homer, it looks like
you're out of beer, pal.
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Wow, can a man just be friends
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with a woman?
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Here are some pretzels.
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Yes, he can!
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Aw, don't worry. I'll fix that.
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Have one. I'm celebrating.
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My boyfriend proposed.
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Wow! You'll get to enjoy
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the most magical part of
married life: the beginning.
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Mmm...
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So, uh, where's the lucky guy?
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Gone for the weekend.
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He's an airline pilot.
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Maybe he and I can go out for beers
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- before a flight.
- Mm.
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Where's your wife?
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Uh, she's staying at this
billionaire's house,
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working as a virtual reality actress.
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You know, the usual.
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Oh, Homer?
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Something's going on with Homer.
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My spousal sense is tingling.
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Mom, you blew the take!
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Okay, that's it. I'll direct.
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And I'll show you how a pro does it.
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You, daughter character,
say you love me.
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I love you.
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Like you mean it.
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I really love you.
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Once more, with feeling.
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I... really...
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love... you.
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Blech.
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This girl has no chops whatsoever.
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The existence of my chops
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is not for the likes of yo
to ascertain, my good sir.
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Would you like some eggs
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with that ham?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Looks like the old make-out king's
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got a new queen, huh?
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Guys, we're just friends.
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It's purely catatonic.
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"Platonic."
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That means she's into me,
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but I'm keeping it cool.
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I like you, but that's
not what it means.
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Sure, right.
266
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Here you
go, the antipasto, to share.
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Ooh...!
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Would you fellas like to join us?
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When
did salad get so awful?
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Kale ruined everything.
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You're just like a guy.
272
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You're funny, you like to eat crap.
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If I may get personal,
274
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- what's your bowling average?
- 212.
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Oh, my God, you're my best friend!
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And that's all. Just friends.
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Eh, we shall see.
278
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There is one test for
a-romance that never fails.
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Enjoy it.
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That is not a-love!
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This is the best... we're friends,
no one has any reason to get upset,
282
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and no one gets hurt.
283
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To no one getting hurt.
284
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Smash-cut to Marge!
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"Look, Monty, our
daughter, the president,
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is delivering her speech."
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Excuse me, do I ever get a joke?
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Keep rolling.
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"Mr. Vice President, Madam Speaker,
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"Chinese Overlords,
291
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years ago, our forefathers,
and foremothers..."
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Stick to the script!
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Oh, you try to give direction
to a bunch of land apes
294
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who aren't worth the ping-pong balls
stuck to their untalented asses!
295
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,247
Idiots! Mountebanks!
296
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Featherwits! Poltroons!
297
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:22,287
Saint Francis himself
would vomit with rage!
298
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Okay, you heard him, people.
299
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,924
That was great, just a
little more energy.
300
00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:30,328
Sir, I know you're getting frustrated,
so we recorded some future scenarios.
301
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:33,765
Yes, let's see what life
will be like when I'm old.
302
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,834
I'm going to build
homes for the homeless
303
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with my boyfriend Sean, then
it's off to Vassar in the fall.
304
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,808
Irish boyfriend? Helping the homeless?
305
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:45,343
Well, every family has one black sheep.
306
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,611
Let's move on.
307
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,014
How did this happen?
308
00:15:49,298 --> 00:15:51,533
Don't you take that tone with me.
309
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,352
A Harvard man?
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I was warned there'd be nausea.
311
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,790
I don't need them. My life is perfect.
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My life is perfect.
313
00:16:04,163 --> 00:16:07,499
49, 50. My life is perfect!
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00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,368
Have you seen my Canadian penny?
315
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,970
Oh, darn it, darn it, darn it!
316
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,907
Everyone out! You're all fired!
317
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:18,076
Having a family is the most
meaningless experience
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I could imagine.
319
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Try acting.
320
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,013
Mm...
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00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:23,048
Come on, kids.
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I'm taking my bathrobe.
323
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,917
There's a dye pack stitched in.
324
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,020
Joke's on you. I like this better.
325
00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:30,856
Oh, go ahead, take your robe.
326
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:35,594
But you'll never work in single-viewer
virtual reality family melodrama again.
327
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,531
Did you see the guitar lessons
sign on the telephone pole?
328
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:40,866
I took a tab.
329
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:45,036
No, I'm not gonna take the lessons,
I just needed to blow my nose.
330
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,339
Ooh, my family's here. Gotta go.
331
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,174
Hey, guys! It's good to see you.
332
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:52,544
Hmm. Good to see you. Who
were you talking to?
333
00:16:52,662 --> 00:16:53,862
My friend Julia.
334
00:16:53,897 --> 00:16:57,366
-Julia? Like a girl?
- She's not a girl.
335
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,301
She's three years younger
than your mother.
336
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,071
Now, Marge, it's cool.
337
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:05,541
All we do is share our deepest
thoughts and feelings.
338
00:17:05,575 --> 00:17:06,809
Mm-hmm.
339
00:17:06,843 --> 00:17:09,979
Kids, could you leave the room, please?
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00:17:10,013 --> 00:17:12,648
Faster!
341
00:17:12,682 --> 00:17:13,682
Geronimo!
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00:17:14,884 --> 00:17:18,587
Marge, it's nothing. She's
just my new best friend.
343
00:17:21,358 --> 00:17:24,193
What the... Why... Why are
you mad at those eggs?!
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00:17:24,227 --> 00:17:26,161
They didn't do anything!
345
00:17:26,196 --> 00:17:29,732
Homer Simpson!
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00:17:29,766 --> 00:17:32,234
After all I've put up
with for all these years,
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00:17:32,268 --> 00:17:36,572
if I'm not your best friend,
what is this marriage about?!
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00:17:36,606 --> 00:17:38,374
Okay, okay, you're my best friend.
349
00:17:38,408 --> 00:17:40,843
She's just somebody I
call when I'm mad at you.
350
00:17:42,912 --> 00:17:44,246
I mean, I'm never mad at you.
351
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,914
Well, sometimes I'm mad at you.
352
00:17:45,949 --> 00:17:47,916
A little bit! But I shouldn't call her.
353
00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:50,586
I should just drink it off at Moe's.
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00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:53,355
You'll never hear the name Julia again.
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00:17:53,390 --> 00:17:55,891
- Hi, I'm Julia.
- Neh!
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00:17:55,925 --> 00:17:59,695
I just wanted to introduce myself and
tell you you've got a great husband.
357
00:17:59,729 --> 00:18:03,432
I've got a nice bicycle, too,
but I keep a lock on it.
358
00:18:03,466 --> 00:18:07,269
I have no interest in...
riding your bike.
359
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:09,972
But I want you to know
that your bike loves you
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00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,408
as truly as a bike can.
361
00:18:12,442 --> 00:18:15,911
And, Marge, I love you
as much as that bike.
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00:18:15,945 --> 00:18:18,714
- You are the bike.
- Wha...?!
363
00:18:22,585 --> 00:18:24,787
I'm-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
364
00:18:24,821 --> 00:18:27,222
Apparently, you didn't
do anything wrong.
365
00:18:27,257 --> 00:18:29,625
But I'm not wrong for
getting mad at you either.
366
00:18:29,659 --> 00:18:32,961
Marge, Julia taught me lots
of stuff that could help us.
367
00:18:32,996 --> 00:18:35,264
For example, I realize
that when you see me
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00:18:35,298 --> 00:18:39,401
doing something stupid and you don't
say anything about it, you know,
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00:18:39,436 --> 00:18:41,103
and you're just being nice.
370
00:18:41,137 --> 00:18:44,940
- That's true.
- And when something's bothering you,
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00:18:44,974 --> 00:18:50,746
sometimes I should just say, "I
understand," instead of trying to fix it.
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00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:55,584
Because all you really need is
someone to know what you're feeling.
373
00:18:55,618 --> 00:18:58,220
That is really, really lovely.
374
00:19:01,491 --> 00:19:04,126
I have to confess, I did
see him naked on the roof.
375
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:07,296
I did, too, and I was at 10,000 feet.
376
00:19:07,330 --> 00:19:10,566
Now for the final fantasy.
377
00:19:12,669 --> 00:19:15,904
Oh, my love, my love,
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00:19:15,939 --> 00:19:19,741
losing you so young, so beautiful.
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00:19:19,776 --> 00:19:21,577
Still no jokes.
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00:19:23,513 --> 00:19:27,716
I love you, and how.
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00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:31,153
You're too good for heaven, man.
382
00:19:31,187 --> 00:19:33,522
Excellent.
383
00:19:41,071 --> 00:19:42,538
Welcome, Monty.
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00:19:42,563 --> 00:19:45,298
I'd like to take a selfie with you.
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00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,994
All right, but just one.
386
00:19:49,529 --> 00:19:51,029
Hmm, it's not plugged in.
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00:19:52,955 --> 00:19:54,228
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