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D'oh!

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Ow.

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Hola.

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♪ Run, don't walk ♪

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♪ You might even hear ♪

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♪ Maggie talk ♪

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♪ Bart the Boy and a dog named Homer ♪

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♪ And jokes written on signs ♪

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- ♪ It's Simpsons Time. ♪
- Yay!

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- sync and corrections by Caio -
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What a beautiful day
for a family stroll.

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Tell that to my aching back!

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It's not a family stroll...
Homer forgot where

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he parked his car last night,
and now we have to find it.

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What a beautiful day to be in denial.

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Yeah, Bart. Who cares?

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The sun is shining, birds are singing...

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people are staring up
at the sky in terror?

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Do you see it, Lisa?

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There's... nothing... there.

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And that's where Lard Lad used to be!

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Oh, looks like we better file a report

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with the Bureau of Missing Statues.

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Yeah. Be like that time that
Rodin statue got stolen.

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What was the name of
that statue again? Eh...

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Ah, let me think. Um...

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Thinkin'.

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Yeah, still thinkin'.

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Still thinkin'.

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Uh, either we can fan out and search,

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or bunch up and riot.

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Oh, balderdash and poppycock.
I say we do not riot.

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Riot!

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Don't!

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Riot!

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Don't!

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Riot!

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And thanks to the equal
number of nonrioters,

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the total cost of the
damage is zero dollars.

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Homer, were you in that riot?

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Marge, please.

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I'm a leader in this community.

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In response to the outcry,

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Lard Lad's parent company,

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Tianjin Mining and Smelting and Donuts,

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has issued the following statement:

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"We are rebranding Lard Lad
with an updated statue."

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Ooh, rebranding.

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That just means admitting failure, Dad.

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Ooh, admitting failure.

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People of Springfield,

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please welcome Mr....

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I know I'm gonna mangle this...
Lee Fong.

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Uh, actually, it's
pronounced Robert Chan.

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And now, please welcome the model
for the original Lard Lad,

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Mr. Laird Lad.

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A lot of crazy names today.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I
give you Lard Lad's bold,

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focus-grouped, new look!

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That doesn't say donuts!

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That says management overthink!

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The Thinker!

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That statue's called The Thinker.

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What? What are we on now?

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What?

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People, let's give the
new statue a chance.

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When the Eiffel Tower was first built,

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many said it was a steel monstrosity.

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It still is.

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Fine, but maybe this will grow on you.

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Aw, this thing sucks. I don't think so.

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Well, at-at-at a certain angle...

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It's beautiful.

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- We love it.
- That's beautiful.

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You fools!

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You've erected a massive

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concave reflective surface.

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It will focus the sun's
beam in a deadly ray.

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- Yeah!
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- Oh.
- Uh.

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Hey!

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First off, I'd like
to thank the good people

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at Tianjin Smelting and
Mining and Donuts and Tarps

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for neutralizing our wonderful,
deadly, new Lard Lad.

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Yeah, that's great.

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They'll grow back.

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The time for mourning and
blaming our mayors hasassed.

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We will rebuild.

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We will rebuild.

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We will rebuild.

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We will rebuild!

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We will rebuild!

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We will rebuild.

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We will rebuild.

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I guess there's only one
man we can turn to.

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Supergirl?!

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So... you'd like me to save the town.

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Well, you've got gumption,
I'll give you that.

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And such an adorable baby,

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it really restores my... my faith in...
in the, uh...

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Smithers, where is the
damn trapdoor button?

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Mr. Burns, you already trap-doored us

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from your upstairs office.

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Yes.

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And how was your fall?

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Painful? Unexpected?

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- Oh, yeah.
- Worst I've ever had.

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- Oh! Really...
- Really...

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- Pulled something.
- Totally painful.

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Did not see it coming.

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Excellent.

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So... remind me what I was saying no to.

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Funding repairs to the town.

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But if you could do even
one little project.

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Reducking the duck pond

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or fixing up the Springfield Bowl.

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The Springfield Bowl.

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Very well.

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I will rebuild this
town on one condition.

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Forget it.

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Our desperate plea is nonnegotiable.

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I want to put on a variety
show at the Bowl.

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A celebration of everything
wonderful about... um,

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what's the name of this town again?

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Springfield, sir.

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Yes, I will destroy Springfield.

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Celebrate, sir.

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Springfield has risen from
the ashes like a phoenix.

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That's phoenix, the mythical bird,

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not Phoenix, the cultureless,
Mars-scape of the Southwest.

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Our unlikely angel,

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the devil himself, C. Montgomery Burns.

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Thank you, Kent.

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And don't forget the open auditions

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for my Springfield Follies.

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This year women may audition, too,

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with permission of husband,

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father and pastor in writing.

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Next.

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♪ Un bel di, vedremo ♪

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♪ Levarsi un fil di fumo... ♪

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Puccini's a little
well-trod, don't you think?

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This isn't right.

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This isn't how it was at all.

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I remember that night so vividly.

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Monty, time to go on stage.

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Yes, Mama.

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Your little butterscotch
drop won't let you down.

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Aw, who's candy?

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You's candy.

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Oh, I'm gonna lick you,
my sweet little lolly.

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Who likes Mommy's licks?

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Monty likes Mommy's licks.

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Lickity, lickity, lick.

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Oh, oh, oh.

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Oh, ho, ho, ho.

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Oh. Oh, ho, ho.

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But the butterscotch soon
turned to bitter squelch.

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I want everything just
as it was back then.

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The stage filled with children

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like those from 1913.

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High-spirited, snaggletoothed,

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and willing to work 18 hours a day.

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Attention.

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An old man is prowling the school,
looking for young children.

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Please, perform for him.

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Watch me make this nerd disappear.

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Ta-da!

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Also, haw-haw!

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Excellent villain.

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And my cast is complete.

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I'll just save the list and...

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Samson himself could not
pry open these jaws.

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Can I help you, sir?

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Oh, women aren't meant
for clasp opening.

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Young lady, if there's one thing I know

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about show business, it's that
there are a lot of clipboards.

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How would you like to be
my assistant director?

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Hmm.

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And I'll be perfectly positioned

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to find out exactly what Mr.
Burns is really up to.

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I'm in.

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And if you need another act,

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I also play this.

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There's no room in my show

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for Adolphe Sax's vile-sounding o-phone.

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Do you ever say anything
in a simple way?

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Shut up.

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Well, that was clear.

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Hey, Homer, are you sure we haven't let

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the plant slip with Mr. Burns gone?

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Smitty, as a wise, old man once said,

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"Out with the old...

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and in with the brew."

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That's enough.

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But I haven't started my act.

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Muntz, what have you got?

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A rabbit in a bag.

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Ooh, a promising magic trick.

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No, it's my lunch.

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Bah! You're all incompetent.

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I won't go through this a second time.

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Second time?

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Is there something
you're not telling us?

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A vast amount.

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And what part of "What I've never
told you" don't you understand?

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Mother, what is that
sound they're making?

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Well, it's called laughter.

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You're a laughingstock, Charles.

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Oh, oh, it's awful.

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This show isn't good enough.

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No show could be good enough.

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It's not?

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What are you doing?

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Da-da-do-doo! Getting ready for Monday.

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I'm gonna fill a Super
Soaker full of lemonade,

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Carl's gonna fill one with iced tea,

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and we're gonna Arnold Palmer
Lenny when he walks in.

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Arnold Palmer Lenny.

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You're going to Arnold Palmer Lenny.

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Yeah, you see, Arnold
Palmer was a golfer

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and he made up this drink

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where it's not a full glass of lemonade

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or a full glass of iced tea.

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Instead...

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Homie, I'm worried about all
this silliness at work.

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You're the safety inspector.

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I'm a safety inspector.

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Not the.

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I've never seen another.

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What... wait, one safety inspector?

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For the whole nuclear plant?

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That's insane.

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Put everything in the car
and get out of town.

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I'll find you, if there are still roads!

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Sweetie, sweetie, all you've
got to do is be responsible.

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Your friends consider you the leader

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because you're a little taller.

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Hmm. Wow.

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Wow!

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With above-average height comes
above-average responsibility.

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Marge, thank you for
setting me straight.

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You're welcome.

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Okay, I want to open this show

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with someone being shot into a cannon.

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You're joking, right?

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Well, because, see, that's impossible.

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Gah! Oh.

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Everyone, little miss
nitpick hates the show,

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so I'm shutting it down.

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This was an act.

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Now it's just bullying.

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Thanks a lot, Lisa.

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We were getting out of school for this.

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Well if isn't the little girl
that made a billionaire cry.

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May I please speak with Mr. Burns?

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No, he's very busy.

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Won't you please come
back and do the show?

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Shan't.

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Oh, that bell has quite the recoil.

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Oh, what is bothering him?

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And what were those weird
lines around his eyes?

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I know.

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It's such a tragedy on
that beautiful face.

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Come here.

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Well, there's only one explanation

269
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for those lines, Lisa.

270
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He's been watching something
on the Mutoscope.

271
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So, if I play this,

272
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I'll know the answer.

273
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Mm-hmm.

274
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It, uh, costs a nickel.

275
00:14:12,253 --> 00:14:16,005
So this is what made Mr.
Burns the monster he is.

276
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Within days

277
00:14:19,761 --> 00:14:21,761
half of America was
cranking to my bottom.

278
00:14:21,846 --> 00:14:24,764
I think you're trying to make up
for what happened to you then

279
00:14:24,849 --> 00:14:27,516
by putting on a perfect Bowl show now.

280
00:14:27,569 --> 00:14:29,735
Spare me you
amateur psychology.

281
00:14:29,821 --> 00:14:32,605
"Ooh, I saw my father decapitated
by a grain harvester

282
00:14:32,690 --> 00:14:35,524
"and now I can't enjoy wheat. Boohoo."

283
00:14:35,610 --> 00:14:38,527
Mr. Burns, I want you to
listen to that crowd.

284
00:14:43,368 --> 00:14:46,752
Do you really want to let those
happy, joyous people win?

285
00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:55,211
Smithers, locate my dickey.

286
00:14:55,263 --> 00:14:56,679
We've got a show to do.

287
00:15:05,723 --> 00:15:07,056
Springfield Nuclear.

288
00:15:07,108 --> 00:15:09,141
Yes, yes, sir, I'll alert the workers...

289
00:15:09,227 --> 00:15:10,643
that the pizzas are here!

290
00:15:13,364 --> 00:15:15,064
Oh, yeah, here he comes.

291
00:15:15,149 --> 00:15:17,199
The life of this party!

292
00:15:17,235 --> 00:15:20,820
Who wants to get back to work?

293
00:15:20,905 --> 00:15:22,655
What?

294
00:15:23,741 --> 00:15:25,708
We are a public trust.

295
00:15:25,743 --> 00:15:28,077
We bring power to people's homes.

296
00:15:28,162 --> 00:15:31,998
Lightbulbs, toasters, and
that's all I can think of.

297
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,582
Now let's buckle down!

298
00:15:36,387 --> 00:15:38,721
Okay, Homer, just let us
get our microwave popcorn

299
00:15:38,756 --> 00:15:39,922
out of the core.

300
00:15:40,008 --> 00:15:41,507
You're only supposed to do that

301
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,592
when we're watching a movie in the core.

302
00:16:09,754 --> 00:16:11,287
Thank you, thank you.

303
00:16:11,372 --> 00:16:12,621
Well, that's the easiest time

304
00:16:12,707 --> 00:16:15,041
anyone's had parking at
the Springfield Bowl.

305
00:16:16,427 --> 00:16:17,927
Don't you laugh at me!

306
00:16:17,962 --> 00:16:19,595
Now, enjoy the show.

307
00:16:21,432 --> 00:16:23,799
God always liked you best.

308
00:16:23,851 --> 00:16:26,469
No, God loves everyone equally.

309
00:16:26,521 --> 00:16:28,304
That's wonderful news.

310
00:16:29,774 --> 00:16:31,640
Enough of your tomfoolery, Todd.

311
00:16:31,726 --> 00:16:33,309
Let's sing.

312
00:16:33,361 --> 00:16:36,479
BOTH: ♪ Michael, row your boat ashore ♪

313
00:16:36,531 --> 00:16:40,116
♪ Hallelujah ♪

314
00:16:40,151 --> 00:16:43,452
♪ Michael, row your boat ashore ♪

315
00:16:43,488 --> 00:16:46,038
♪ Hallelu... ♪

316
00:16:46,124 --> 00:16:50,793
Say, Sockie, who was that lady
I saw you with last night?

317
00:16:50,828 --> 00:16:52,712
That was no lady.

318
00:16:52,797 --> 00:16:54,213
That was your mother.

319
00:16:54,298 --> 00:16:56,132
Oh, she'll date anyone.

320
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:58,501
Why won't she give me a stable home?

321
00:16:58,586 --> 00:17:00,836
Haw-haw!

322
00:17:12,433 --> 00:17:14,734
Um, this is just a simple twins trick.

323
00:17:14,819 --> 00:17:16,936
They pulled the other
twin out of the tank

324
00:17:17,021 --> 00:17:18,270
behind the curtain.

325
00:17:25,279 --> 00:17:27,279
Wait, that wasn't part of the show.

326
00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,699
No. No, it's not fair!

327
00:17:30,752 --> 00:17:31,667
I was good!

328
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,119
Arnold.

329
00:17:33,204 --> 00:17:34,420
Palmer!

330
00:17:36,174 --> 00:17:38,207
Fantastic.

331
00:17:38,259 --> 00:17:40,342
What a finale, eh, Mr. Burns?

332
00:17:40,378 --> 00:17:43,095
Childhood trauma cured, huh, huh?

333
00:17:43,181 --> 00:17:45,464
That wasn't the finale.

334
00:17:50,304 --> 00:17:53,189
Maestro, "Golden
Slippers," if you please.

335
00:17:53,224 --> 00:17:54,223
Ooh, boy.

336
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,813
We can't let him make a
fool of himself again.

337
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:05,234
No, no, Mr. Burns needs to do this.

338
00:18:08,656 --> 00:18:10,790
♪ Oh, dem golden slippers ♪

339
00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:13,292
♪ Oh, dem gold... ♪

340
00:18:13,377 --> 00:18:15,377
Ow, the burn. Ooh!

341
00:18:15,413 --> 00:18:18,080
Mr. Burns can't take the
impact of that many photons.

342
00:18:18,132 --> 00:18:20,049
Those light-shining fools!

343
00:18:21,252 --> 00:18:23,469
Ow! Ah!

344
00:18:27,425 --> 00:18:29,642
Oh, for a murder of crows

345
00:18:29,727 --> 00:18:31,894
to pluck out mine eyes!

346
00:18:31,929 --> 00:18:32,895
You.

347
00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:34,263
This show was your fault.

348
00:18:34,315 --> 00:18:36,682
Well, you'd better know this, mister.

349
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,400
This town has my back.

350
00:18:38,436 --> 00:18:39,602
And... hey.

351
00:18:39,687 --> 00:18:40,769
Where did they go?

352
00:18:40,822 --> 00:18:43,656
How did 15,000 people leave so fast?

353
00:18:43,741 --> 00:18:45,658
Um... hey!

354
00:18:45,743 --> 00:18:48,110
Want to see me do a cartwheel?

355
00:18:51,082 --> 00:18:53,115
Always had trouble with those.

356
00:18:54,418 --> 00:18:56,535
Oh, I can't stay mad at you.

357
00:18:56,621 --> 00:18:58,871
At my age, I can't stay
anything at anybody.

358
00:18:58,956 --> 00:19:00,256
Oh, and you know what?

359
00:19:00,291 --> 00:19:02,374
The laughter in my head is gone.

360
00:19:02,460 --> 00:19:04,627
Go ahead, blow your German kazoo.

361
00:19:04,712 --> 00:19:05,628
Yes, sir!

362
00:19:09,684 --> 00:19:11,884
Smithers, tap my foot for me.

363
00:19:11,969 --> 00:19:13,435
With impatience.

364
00:19:13,471 --> 00:19:15,688
Now, lift my arm so I
can check my watch.

365
00:19:15,773 --> 00:19:17,139
Oh, you really should start doing

366
00:19:17,191 --> 00:19:18,807
some of these things yourself.

367
00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:25,490
Dad, why do Simpsons always fail?

368
00:19:25,515 --> 00:19:30,652
Oh, sweetie pie, it's a terrible
curse that goes back centuries.

369
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:33,571
No, no!

370
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:34,823
Don't answer that.

371
00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:37,275
We just need a place
to stay for the night.

372
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,444
Oh, shouldn't we help them?

373
00:19:39,496 --> 00:19:42,664
Hey, in Zero BC, you
can't trust anybody.

374
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,115
Curse them, Mary!

375
00:19:44,201 --> 00:19:46,451
You curse them, my water just broke!

376
00:19:46,503 --> 00:19:47,368
Please?

377
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,459
You're telling me that really happened?

378
00:19:54,511 --> 00:19:56,511
They looked just like us, didn't they?

379
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:10,642
Tha-tha-tha-tha-tha-that's all, folks!

380
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381
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Shh!