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done by YesCool
edited by YesCool & Arcinboldi
www.addic7ed.com

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Hello, everybody.

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Welcome to Under the Wrapper,

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where I, Huell Howser,
apply the art of detection

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to your favorite confections.

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Now, here's some opening titles
to sweeten the deal.

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Hey! Aah!

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Wow!

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Now, we've seen
how cookies crumble

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and soda gets its pop,

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so let's take a close-up look

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at America's favorite drop--
the gumdrop!

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Ooh!

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Every gumdrop is made

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of a succulent substance
called gelatin.

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Amazing.

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Gelatin comes from the skin,

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bones and hooves
of only the sickest horses.

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That's amazing.

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Change it!
Change it!

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You just increased
the volume!

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Welcome back

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to the 62nd annual
Creative Arts Emmy Awards.

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In Outstanding
Lighting Direction,

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Electronic, Multi-camera

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for Variety, Music
or Comedy Programming,

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we have... a three-way tie!

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Back to the horses.
Back to the horses!

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God...

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Gee, Lisa,
looks like tomorrow

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I'll be shoveling ten feet
of global warming.

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Global warming
can cause weather

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at both extremes--
hot and cold.

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I see. So you're saying
warming makes it colder.

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Well, aren't you
the Queen of Crazyland?

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Everything's the opposite
of everything.

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I'm Lisa Simpson.

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Really?
Really?

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Uh-huh,
all right.

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Mush, nerds, mush!

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I'm part of a team!

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Oh, look how the snow glistens
on the tiniest branches.

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Yeah, yeah,
miracles are all around us.

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Now, please. I am trying
to hear the school closings.

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The following schools
are closed.

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Springfield High School,
Springfield Middle School,

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Springfield El...

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...Excelente
Spanish Language School.

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Oh!

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Springfield
Element...

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...al Center
for Periodic Table Studies.

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Oh!

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Springfield Elementary Sc...

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...uba Diving Academy.

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Oh, for crying out loud!

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And of course, Springfield
Elementary is closed.

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We were just messing
with Bart Simpson.

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I've got one.

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Springfield El...
bow Macaroni Factory.

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Skinner! What factory makes
just one kind of pasta?

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Uh, well, I just
thought, uh,

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specialization being
the wave of the future?

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Uh, probably, uh...

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Snow day!

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What the...?

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What a smart way
to spend a snowy day.

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Good grief.

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Headshot! Headshot!

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Oh, right in the carrot.

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Headshot.

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Huh?

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A branch must have knocked out
the power lines.

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Fine. I'll see what's on TV.

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That runs on electricity, also.

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All right, I'll watch a DVD.

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There's no way
that runs on electricity.

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Really?
Does Obama know about this?

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I can't believe
this is how pilgrims lived.

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Huh?

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When Maggie's
nightlight goes out,

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her onesie becomes a funsie.

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This announcer has never
seen diapers so dapper.

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What do you want?

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I... want to play with you guys.

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Fine. Get this on in
two minutes, lose the attitude,

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and for God's sake,
suck in that pooch.

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Go, go, go!

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And now,
making his debut on the catwalk,

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Bartholomew!

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Belt is by Twizzler,

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vest courtesy
of Nelson,

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tights are by
Hello Kitty...

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Hello Kitty?

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I thought
they were Spider-Man heads.

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Ew! Ew! Ew!

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Oh! Stupid shoes over tights!

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Why did I want to play
with a couple

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of lame-o girls?

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Because you
envy us.

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Maggie and I share the deepest
bond there is: sisterhood.

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We'll be closer
than best friends

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for the rest
of our lives.

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But you'll never know
what that's like,

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because you won't
ever have a brother.

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I don't need a brother.

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I'm a bad ass loner
like Wolverine,

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who leaves whenever people
beg him not to leave.

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"'Off with their heads!'
said the Red Queen."

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Now, pull the tab.

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More.

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More.

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More.

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Oh, I don't need a brother,

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and no dream will convince me
I do.

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I want a turn!
I want a turn!

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You've got the bike.

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It's not the same.

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That's a perfect spiral, Eli.

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Winning a Super Bowl
just doesn't compare

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to chucking the ball
around with my brother.

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It's easy being
a winner in the pros.

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Try winning two high school
basketball championships

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like I did.

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Good for
you, Squirt.

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I'm the oldest!

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Keep away from Cooper!

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Hey.

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Why'd you stop?

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I-I... I just... I just
wanted to say something.

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What?
Dick?

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Yes?
You-You're
my brother, and...

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...I love you.

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Well, I love
you, too, Tom.

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Thank you very much.

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But if you hadn't
fought CBS,

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they would never have
fired us from our show.

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Oh, they-they didn't fire us,
Dick.

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They didn't?
We quit.

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We did not quit.
They fired us.

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You... You were fired.

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They fired us
from the show.

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No, they fired you.

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They didn't fire me.

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Why wouldn't they fire you?

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Because they can't fire...

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the yo-yo master!

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And here is "shoot the moon."

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I'm so cool.

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Now look what
you've done.

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Bart was having a
perfectly nice dream

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about brothers,
and you ruined it.

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Yeah? We? Well, huh.

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Oh, my God, I want a brother!

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- You can have mine, but he's
kind of an idiot. -Oh.

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Dad, I want
a baby brother.

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Son, I love you kids.

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But I'm only going
to the hospital

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one more time in my life,
and I ain't coming out.

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Lisa got a sister.

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Why can't you have another boy?

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Girls are easy.

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Girls love Daddy.

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Girls make birthday cards
with glitter on them.

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Girls can marry
a hockey player

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and get me seats
to hockey games.

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Girls don't steal
my knives...

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...and I don't have to tell
girls how their bodies work,

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'cause I don't know.

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You never told me
how my body works.

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Point and shoot.

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My dad
is such a jerk.

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I want a baby brother,
and he said no.

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Maybe you could trick
your parents into making a baby

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the way my Mom nearly tricked
Charles Barkley.

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Trick 'em.
I like it.

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But how?

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A romantic
dinner?

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That's
a great idea!

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Oh, my God!

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I killed Kenny!
Ralph.

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No, I killed
Kenny yesterday.

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What did I do now?

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Do I smell tarragon-crusted
Atlantic salmon?

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Bart's cooked us
a five-course romantic dinner.

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You had me at "five-course,"

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you lost me at "romantic," and
you got me back at "dinner."

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Oh, what a lovely evening.

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And it's not over yet.

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Oh.

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Hope you saved room
for passion fruit soufflé

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with crème anglaise for two.

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And one for Mom.

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There comes a time
in every marriage

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when it comes
down to this.

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Do we eat dessert,
or do we make love?

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Maybe we could do both.

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Yeah!

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We couldn't do both.

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No... we could not.

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Are you sure this'll work?

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Hey, this is the DVD
my parents used to make me.

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So it kind of works.

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Homer Simpson,

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look what the snuggle fairy left
in our DVD player.

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Hmm. People in other
countries make love?

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It's about time.

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Which position
should we try?

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The Yawning Monkey?
The Pair Of Tongs?

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Ooh, look.
Congress Of The Crow!

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Okay!

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All right, all right, um,
your ankle goes there...

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Uh-huh, and now
hand me your neck.

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And turn that upside down.

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Mm-hmm, and swivel that till
you hear a grinding noise.

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Don't look at that.

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A few more minor
adjustments, and...

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Ow!

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Ooh! Oh!

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More Vicodin
and eggs, please.

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Um.

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Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Oh.

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What do you want, Simpson?

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Can't you see we're
busy hockin' loogs?

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Nice loog!

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Wish I'd hocked that!

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Look, I want
a baby brother,

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but I can't get
my parents to do it.

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Here's the thing,
Simpson.

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No matter how dead their
relationship seems,

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all parents eventually commit
the heinous act of love.

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Mine do it once
a year

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on the magical day
when the prison

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and the insane asylum have
their annual mixer.

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What you've got to worry about
is the pill.

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The pill? What's that?

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It's medicine doctors give moms
to keep babies up in Heaven.

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Well, I need a baby now, and
I'm not getting any younger!

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Then get rid of
the pills.

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Got it. How can I thank you?

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Uh... give yourself
a wedgie.

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Don't you want
to do it?
Can't.

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Carpal-nurple syndrome.

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The doctor said if I
didn't take it easy,

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I might never shove a kid's
face in the drinking
fountain again.

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Scary.

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A wakeup call for all of us.

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Mom'll never know.

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Bart Simpson!

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Tac-Tics?!

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Bart, you've always
been a handful,

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but you've never interfered
with my reproductive freedom.

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Why now?

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I just wanted a baby brother,

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but Dad said I was one "Uday"
who didn't need a "Qusay."

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I just wanted what Lisa
and Maggie have.

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Oh, Barty, I'm sorry.

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But your father and I think
that three kids is just perfect.

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What about what I want?

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I'd help you take
care of him.

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Remember those hamsters
you were going to take care of?

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Oh, my God, the hamsters!

262
00:12:46,205 --> 00:12:49,072
And even if we did
have another baby,

263
00:12:49,139 --> 00:12:51,205
it might not be a boy.

264
00:12:51,272 --> 00:12:53,272
It might be another sister.

265
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,005
Another sister?!

266
00:12:59,005 --> 00:13:02,339
How could you possibly need
all these clothes?

267
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:05,472
Shopping: it's the most fun
you could have standing up.

268
00:13:05,539 --> 00:13:07,506
Hey, you didn't see
what I cooked up

269
00:13:07,572 --> 00:13:09,472
in the galley of my last
flight to London.

270
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:12,938
They don't call it "Virgin"
Airlines anymore.

271
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,339
You're right.

272
00:13:19,406 --> 00:13:20,938
I can't risk another girl.

273
00:13:21,005 --> 00:13:22,639
Use whatever birth
control you want.

274
00:13:22,706 --> 00:13:24,673
It's your body.

275
00:13:24,739 --> 00:13:26,205
That's right!

276
00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:27,472
It is!

277
00:13:29,805 --> 00:13:31,339
One boy to go, please.

278
00:13:31,406 --> 00:13:32,805
Easy on the freckles.

279
00:13:32,872 --> 00:13:34,572
A ten-year-old can't
adopt a child.

280
00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:37,606
Oh, you think he's for me!

281
00:13:37,673 --> 00:13:40,039
You know, the orphan
is for my folks--

282
00:13:40,105 --> 00:13:41,872
they can't have more kids.

283
00:13:41,938 --> 00:13:43,439
It is so sad--

284
00:13:43,506 --> 00:13:46,272
a real-life Jaws bit
off my dad's wiener.

285
00:13:47,572 --> 00:13:49,905
Come on, I'd be an awesome
big brother!

286
00:13:49,972 --> 00:13:51,838
I've got videogames!
A tree house!

287
00:13:51,905 --> 00:13:54,773
A garage stuffed to the rafters
with illegal fireworks!

288
00:13:55,972 --> 00:13:57,905
Oh, sweet Meerschaum,

289
00:13:57,972 --> 00:14:00,706
take me away.

290
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:02,105
Uh-oh.

291
00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:04,172
I'm sorry, kid.
It's not gonna happen.

292
00:14:04,239 --> 00:14:06,172
I'd give my brother
everything I have!

293
00:14:06,239 --> 00:14:08,172
He could be the race car
in Monopoly!

294
00:14:08,239 --> 00:14:10,339
Monopoly!

295
00:14:10,406 --> 00:14:13,239
The race car!

296
00:14:19,339 --> 00:14:20,239
Wake up!

297
00:14:20,306 --> 00:14:21,572
I'm Bart Simpson.

298
00:14:21,639 --> 00:14:22,872
Who the hell are you?

299
00:14:22,938 --> 00:14:24,205
I'm your new brother!

300
00:14:24,272 --> 00:14:25,606
Are you from the orphanage,

301
00:14:25,673 --> 00:14:31,318
or do I really not understand
how babies are born.

302
00:14:32,143 --> 00:14:35,243
So, Charlie, how did you escape
the island of misfit boys?

303
00:14:35,309 --> 00:14:36,809
Shinnied down
a drainpipe.

304
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,809
You like to shinny?
I like to shinny.

305
00:14:38,876 --> 00:14:40,942
Where do you see yourself
in 20 years?

306
00:14:41,009 --> 00:14:43,176
One-armed drummer
in a prison rock band.

307
00:14:43,243 --> 00:14:45,143
Nice! Favorite Beatle?

308
00:14:45,209 --> 00:14:45,675
Dung.

309
00:14:45,742 --> 00:14:47,109
Me, too!

310
00:14:47,176 --> 00:14:49,276
There must be some reason
no one ever adopted you.

311
00:14:49,343 --> 00:14:50,809
Is one of your
feet a hand?

312
00:14:50,876 --> 00:14:53,176
People only want
to adopt babies.

313
00:14:53,243 --> 00:14:54,443
Babies?

314
00:14:54,510 --> 00:14:55,642
We've got one of those.

315
00:14:55,709 --> 00:14:56,842
Overrated.

316
00:14:59,176 --> 00:15:00,942
Shop it somewhere
else, sister.

317
00:15:11,476 --> 00:15:14,076
Dad, this is Charlie,
my new, um,

318
00:15:14,143 --> 00:15:15,909
best friend.
Hello, sir.

319
00:15:15,976 --> 00:15:18,876
You're going to be seeing a lot
of him around the house.

320
00:15:18,942 --> 00:15:20,009
Well, welcome,
Charlie!

321
00:15:20,076 --> 00:15:21,276
Nice to meet ya!

322
00:15:21,343 --> 00:15:23,443
No glasses--
way to go!

323
00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:26,009
This one's a keeper!

324
00:15:26,076 --> 00:15:27,176
Yo!

325
00:15:27,243 --> 00:15:28,609
Check out my brother, Charlie!

326
00:15:28,675 --> 00:15:29,809
Brother?

327
00:15:29,876 --> 00:15:31,143
What are you talking about?

328
00:15:31,209 --> 00:15:33,076
How come I've never
seen him before?

329
00:15:33,143 --> 00:15:35,009
Uh, he was born
with two noses

330
00:15:35,076 --> 00:15:36,443
and we hid him away

331
00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:38,043
till we could afford
to cut one off.

332
00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:39,209
Oh, yeah!

333
00:15:39,276 --> 00:15:40,309
Yeah.
Two noses!

334
00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:42,542
You deserve
a brother, Bart.

335
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,842
You deserve
good things!

336
00:15:54,443 --> 00:15:56,376
When poking a
dead animal,

337
00:15:56,443 --> 00:15:58,243
don't go straight
for the eye.

338
00:15:58,309 --> 00:15:59,642
Build up to it.

339
00:16:08,575 --> 00:16:11,575
My son, afraid
of water.

340
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,176
So, Lisa, how do you like
sharing a bathroom

341
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:19,476
with two brothers?

342
00:16:19,542 --> 00:16:20,809
Two brothers?

343
00:16:20,876 --> 00:16:21,976
Bart, who is
this kid?

344
00:16:22,043 --> 00:16:23,976
Be cool, be cool--
he's an orphan.

345
00:16:24,043 --> 00:16:25,443
You know,
just like Annie,

346
00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:27,443
except he's a dude
and he hates tomorrow.

347
00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:29,176
I hate it so much!

348
00:16:29,243 --> 00:16:31,742
Bart, you have to take him back!

349
00:16:31,809 --> 00:16:34,109
You're just jealous 'cause now
I've got what you've got

350
00:16:34,176 --> 00:16:36,609
with Maggie, only better because
we're dudes with 'tudes!

351
00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:44,976
Kids, calm down! Here.

352
00:16:45,043 --> 00:16:47,043
Have a Not Very Berry Blast.

353
00:16:47,109 --> 00:16:49,510
It goes great with our
"notton candy."

354
00:16:51,675 --> 00:16:54,176
Awesome, they made
a sequel to Sever IV.

355
00:16:54,243 --> 00:16:56,510
This movie's going to be
great, full of blood and gore

356
00:16:56,575 --> 00:16:57,842
and torture and guts and...

357
00:16:57,909 --> 00:16:59,309
Two kid's tickets for

358
00:16:59,376 --> 00:17:01,510
The Diversity Kittens.

359
00:17:01,575 --> 00:17:04,376
...and murder and swears
and brains and basements

360
00:17:04,443 --> 00:17:08,443
and bones and saws and lungs
and faces worn as hats.

361
00:17:09,575 --> 00:17:10,976
Hmm.

362
00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:16,575
Now, you probably think Sever V
is a rip-off of Sever IV,

363
00:17:16,642 --> 00:17:17,976
but it's actually based

364
00:17:18,043 --> 00:17:21,243
on the rich history
of Hong Kong torture films.

365
00:17:24,009 --> 00:17:25,243
Uh-oh.

366
00:17:27,143 --> 00:17:29,209
The boogeyman's going
to eat my brain!

367
00:17:30,809 --> 00:17:32,809
I'm sorry. I guess having
a little brother

368
00:17:32,876 --> 00:17:34,476
is more responsibility
than I thought,

369
00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:35,476
especially
'cause I thought

370
00:17:35,542 --> 00:17:37,076
it'd be no
responsibility at all.

371
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,476
Aah, it's the
boogeyman!

372
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:42,043
There is no such thing
as a boogeyman.

373
00:17:42,109 --> 00:17:43,343
Boogie, boogie,
boogie, boogie, boogie!

374
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:47,500
Simpson, step away from the orphan.

375
00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:50,239
Do not give him any more love.
I repeat,

376
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,005
do not give him any more love.

377
00:17:53,328 --> 00:17:55,862
Mr. Policeman,
please take me home.

378
00:17:55,929 --> 00:17:58,428
That mean boy took me
to a scary movie

379
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,162
and he covered
his sister's doll

380
00:18:00,228 --> 00:18:01,628
in peanut butter
and bird seed.

381
00:18:03,795 --> 00:18:06,695
Charlie, you'd rat on me?

382
00:18:06,762 --> 00:18:09,261
Hey, no, no, what do
you think you're do--?

383
00:18:13,328 --> 00:18:14,628
My snout,

384
00:18:14,695 --> 00:18:16,628
my beautiful snout!

385
00:18:19,929 --> 00:18:21,795
Sorry, dude, I didn't see you.

386
00:18:21,862 --> 00:18:23,762
How could you not see me?

387
00:18:23,829 --> 00:18:26,228
My arms are like hams.

388
00:18:26,295 --> 00:18:27,895
Hams!

389
00:18:27,962 --> 00:18:29,295
Hey!

390
00:18:30,495 --> 00:18:32,261
Go ahead, leave.

391
00:18:32,328 --> 00:18:34,129
That's what you're good at!

392
00:18:38,495 --> 00:18:40,328
Where are we going
to hide?

393
00:18:43,995 --> 00:18:47,628
The same place Eskimos
hide from penguins.

394
00:18:52,328 --> 00:18:54,595
Now, Charlie,
we'll have to live

395
00:18:54,662 --> 00:18:56,228
off what we find
in the garbage--

396
00:18:56,295 --> 00:18:58,628
banana strings,
muffin liners--

397
00:18:58,695 --> 00:19:00,662
but it'll be cool
'cause it's just you and me.

398
00:19:00,729 --> 00:19:01,595
Hello, Bart.

399
00:19:02,695 --> 00:19:04,062
How did you find us?

400
00:19:04,129 --> 00:19:07,096
You left a trail
of lost winter clothes.

401
00:19:07,162 --> 00:19:08,495
Are you gonna turn us in?

402
00:19:08,562 --> 00:19:11,695
No, I'm gonna convince you
to turn yourselves in.

403
00:19:11,762 --> 00:19:13,929
Never.
Never, huh?
What are you going to eat?

404
00:19:13,995 --> 00:19:15,729
Snow-- God's cotton candy.

405
00:19:15,795 --> 00:19:17,995
Huh, snow, hmm?

406
00:19:18,062 --> 00:19:19,261
Better change
your mind quick, Bart.

407
00:19:19,328 --> 00:19:21,428
A snow plow is coming
to seal us in.

408
00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:23,395
The Plow King lives!

409
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:26,062
And Bart, maybe Charlie
can't be your little brother,

410
00:19:26,129 --> 00:19:28,162
but you'll always be
a big brother to me.

411
00:19:28,228 --> 00:19:30,295
Please don't send me
back, Bart.

412
00:19:30,361 --> 00:19:32,428
This was
the best day of my life.

413
00:19:38,628 --> 00:19:39,528
Oh, no!

414
00:19:41,328 --> 00:19:44,495
You took too long to make
an obvious decision!

415
00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:46,129
Don't worry,
me and Charlie have

416
00:19:46,196 --> 00:19:48,295
one thing
you'll never have.

417
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:52,162
Point and shoot, bro,
point and shoot.

418
00:19:54,395 --> 00:19:58,528
Oh, gross, gross,
gross, gross.

419
00:19:58,595 --> 00:20:00,228
Hey, you're alive,
aren't you?

420
00:20:00,295 --> 00:20:01,662
I wish I weren't.

421
00:20:02,695 --> 00:20:04,228
I'm here to visit Charlie.

422
00:20:04,295 --> 00:20:05,562
Charlie?
He's gone.

423
00:20:05,628 --> 00:20:07,729
A nice new family
adopted him.

424
00:20:07,795 --> 00:20:10,729
Now he has six
wonderful sisters.

425
00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:11,895
He's so cute.

426
00:20:11,962 --> 00:20:13,261
Let's do his nails.

427
00:20:13,328 --> 00:20:15,295
He's my baby.
He's my baby.

428
00:20:15,361 --> 00:20:16,462
Mom!
I'm telling.

429
00:20:16,528 --> 00:20:17,428
Dad!

430
00:20:17,495 --> 00:20:18,862
I want ice cream.

431
00:20:18,929 --> 00:20:20,395
I'm a princess.
No, I'm a princess.

432
00:20:20,462 --> 00:20:21,628
She got juice
on my sweater.

433
00:20:21,695 --> 00:20:23,328
Big cheater.
You're the cheater.

434
00:20:23,395 --> 00:20:24,328
Ugly.

435
00:20:24,395 --> 00:20:26,428
So many sisters.

436
00:20:26,495 --> 00:20:29,361
Save me, Bart.

437
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:31,428
I know
you miss him, boy,

438
00:20:31,495 --> 00:20:35,261
so let's you and me spend some
quality father and son time.

439
00:20:39,762 --> 00:20:41,628
That's so fake.

440
00:20:41,695 --> 00:20:42,562
That's so fake.

441
00:20:42,628 --> 00:20:43,829
I don't know how they--

442
00:20:45,562 --> 00:20:47,196
Too real!

443
00:20:48,762 --> 00:20:49,962
Oh, come on.

444
00:20:51,328 --> 00:20:53,062
Look out!

445
00:20:53,129 --> 00:20:54,528
Why would that guy--?

446
00:20:54,595 --> 00:20:55,995
Look out!

447
00:20:56,062 --> 00:20:58,261
That's fake.

448
00:21:01,562 --> 00:21:03,495
<i>Take it, Tom!

449
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:05,096
<i>Take it, Tom!

450
00:21:05,162 --> 00:21:06,562
<i>Hey, wait a minute.
Wait, hold it, hold it.

451
00:21:06,628 --> 00:21:08,062
<i>I said, "Take it, Tom."

452
00:21:08,129 --> 00:21:09,662
<i>Did you hear me say,
"Take it, Tom"?

453
00:21:09,729 --> 00:21:12,096
<i>I didn't hear you say, "Take it."

454
00:21:12,162 --> 00:21:14,528
<i>Well, what did you think you heard?

455
00:21:14,595 --> 00:21:17,162
<i>I didn't, I didn't think I heard what
you think you said.

456
00:21:17,228 --> 00:21:18,528
<i>Well, what do you think I said?

457
00:21:18,595 --> 00:21:20,695
<i>Well, I... I heard...

458
00:21:20,762 --> 00:21:23,129
<i>It sounded like you said
"naked bacon." "Naked bacon"?

459
00:21:23,196 --> 00:21:24,962
<i>Sounded like "naked bacon."
It sounded like I said...

460
00:21:25,029 --> 00:21:26,462
<i>Did somebody say "naked bacon"?

461
00:21:26,528 --> 00:21:27,662
<i>- Yeah, see?
- What?

462
00:21:27,729 --> 00:21:29,029
<i>We all thought it was "naked bacon."

463
00:21:29,096 --> 00:21:30,829
<i>Yeah, it sounded like
"naked bacon" to me.

464
00:21:30,895 --> 00:21:32,962
<i>I don't know why they say
you're the dumb guy, Tom.

465
00:21:33,029 --> 00:21:34,228
<i>I don't know, either.

466
00:21:34,295 --> 00:21:36,328
<i>You said "naked bacon."

467
00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:38,196
<i>I definitely said, "Take it, Tom."

468
00:21:38,261 --> 00:21:40,129
<i>But if you... No, you
said "naked bacon."

469
00:21:40,196 --> 00:21:42,628
<i>That's what I thought. We both agree...

470
00:21:42,695 --> 00:21:44,895
<i>You may both agree, but folk singers

471
00:21:44,962 --> 00:21:46,562
<i>never say, "Take it, naked bacon."

472
00:21:46,628 --> 00:21:48,395
<i>Do you guys know "Funkytown"?

473
00:21:48,396 --> 00:21:50,396
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