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Season 21 - Episode 03
- The Great Wife Hope -
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Yes!
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How did you ever come up
with an idea like "crazy bowling"?
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I Googled "girls having fun,"
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and after wading through
97,000 pages of porn,
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I found "crazy bowling."
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That's odd.
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There isn't a single man
in this whole bowling alley.
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... the pin!
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It's pretty sad when I can't
pick up a guy on Super Nacho Tuesday.
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Where'd they all go?
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You know men. Probably
at a baseball game or a bar.
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Come on, you pansies!
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I've seen fiercer fights
in Parliament!
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Yes, what is this,
Prime Minister's Question Time?
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Yeah, is it that?
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There's no better violence
than self-inflicted violence.
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Thanks for bringing me here, dad.
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I'll remember this day
on my deathbed.
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Not everyone has a deathbed, son.
You could die suddenly.
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Maybe some punk kid
will shoot me to get into a gang.
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Maybe.
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Three hours of half-naked guys
fighting like animals.
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Just like the ancient Romans.
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Yeah, except their empire
was falling apart.
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Stupid Romans.
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Ask him.
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Sir, could you sign my program
with a swear word?
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Filthy but obscure with
a subtle scatological undertone.
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Sure, no problem.
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- $25, please.
- Pay the man, boy.
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Now, listen, son,
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I know we saw some awesome
beat-downs tonight,
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but remember:
don't try this at home.
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Do it at the schoolyard.
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Someplace where, if you get hurt,
we can sue not just them
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but the school, the county, the state,
and that jackass Joe Biden.
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Python neck clinch and... out.
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Maybe I was promoted
to green belt too early.
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Next victim.
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Here we go.
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Where's your brother?
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I don't know,
chasing ducks, buried alive?
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He'll be missed. Let's move:
I got to collect pine cones.
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Die, die, die!
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Just follow the dies, Mom.
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Why me? Why me?
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I'm glad your father
isn't here to see this.
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Kill, kill, kill, kill!
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Bart, let him go.
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But Mom, I'm winning.
Look at this, his lunch money.
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God didn't give you legs
so you could use them as scissors.
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I was just doing the moves
I learned from Ultimate Punching.
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Ultimate Punching?!
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- "Ultimate" makes everything worse.
- Not Frisbee.
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- Otto, don't you have a sack to hacky?
- Indeed I do.
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One...
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I messed up.
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One... I messed up.
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One...
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I messed up!
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I'm going to put a stop
to this Ultimate Punching.
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You can't stop an entire sport.
You'd need several other mothers,
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some sympathetic school officials
and clergymen...
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- A place to meet, some snacks...
- What else?
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A phone tree is invaluable.
How you fixed for staplers?
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Those fliers don't stick
to phone poles by themselves.
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Nelson, you really have
a knack for this.
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When I grow up,
I hope to go into event planning.
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Maybe someday
you can do Lisa's wedding.
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I'd like that.
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- My God.
- So violent.
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- Bumped his nose!
- He hit him.
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This goes on for a while.
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Call me a killjoy,
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but I think that because
this is not to my taste,
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no one else should be able
to enjoy it.
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I'm all over that.
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Don't do this.
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This sport is as fun for me
as having kids is for you.
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Tell her, dad.
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You love Ultimate Punching
even more than I do.
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Ultimate Punching
is exploitative, violent,
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and a bad influence
on our young people.
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Studies have shown
your mother is right.
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What the...?
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Chocolate, whipped cream, cherries!
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she got to you
with a piece of Black Forest cake.
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It wasn't just a piece,
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it was the whole cake!
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Frosting like snow
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on the eaves of a Bavarian castle!
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- Glad you didn't come cheap.
- I couldn't help it!
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She knew my one weakness:
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that I'm weak!
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One, two, we say boo!
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Three, four, stop the gore!
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Five, six, who's got tix?
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Seven, eight, use that gate.
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We need to take this
into the belly of the beast.
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Mr. Scalper, give me a ticket.
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I am not a scalper.
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I am a dude whose 200 friends
did not show up.
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- What do we do now?
- Let's talk about Marge behind her back.
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Have you ever noticed how that
baby of hers never says a thing?
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- I think it saw something awful.
- Me, too.
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- That's exactly what it is.
- What else could it be?
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That woman has natural breasts.
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This can't be good.
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I'm Marge Simpson,
and I will not rest
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until you tear down this septagon.
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Crazy dame.
Nobody tears down the septagon.
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Except for the arena crew because
Hufflesnuffs on Ice
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needs the space tomorrow.
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Wait a minute, I have a better idea.
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Marge, I'm Chett Englebrecht,
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UPKCC founder, commissioner,
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and public face of the sport.
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Pleased to meet you.
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Guys, please.
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When you yell like that,
no one can hear me.
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Chett, I'm here to ask you
one simple thing:
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please go out of business
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and donate all your profits
to charity.
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At least in other sports, they're trying
to put a ball in a net or a zone,
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but in this sport they don't put
anything in anything,
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and if they did,
I wouldn't want to see it.
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Okay, you win.
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Annoying lady,
you make a great point.
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I am going to shut down this sport.
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- Really?
- If you meet me
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in the septagon,
fight me, and beat me.
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What?! That's crazy.
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What's wrong, Marge?
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Do you have to ask your husband?
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- Good one!
- Zing!
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That flattens my soda pop.
You're on.
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- What'd I miss?
- Nothin'.
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Mom, you can't fight that guy.
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Yeah, Marge, he'll knock your
block off your beautiful block
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Thank you, Homie.
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Listen, of all the crazy things
I've ever done,
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This is the craziest,
and you're doing it.
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I can't back out.
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This is for a cause
that's bigger than I am.
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If Gandhi could go
without eating
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for a whole three-hour movie,
I can do this.
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Besides,
I'm a woman.
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He'll probably
go easy on me.
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Or kick the crap out of you.
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Watch your
language, moron.
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If I'm going to open a can
of whup-tushy,
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I'd better get in shape
with some rhythmic gymnastics.
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Someone's got to stop her
from going through with this fight.
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This goes against every
feminist bone in my body,
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but Dad, can't you control
your woman?
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How can I control her?
I have nothing to withhold!
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Oh, man, now she's writing
cutesy things with the ribbon.
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PEACE
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UNDERSTANDING
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Homer, this is bad.
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One unlucky punch and Marge
could be bedridden for life.
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Unable to move anything
but her left toe.
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Yeah.
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FEED ME
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Oh, Marge, if only I knew
what these paintings meant.
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I know the woman I loved is
still in there somewhere,
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behind all this nonsense.
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We've gotta get Marge some
professional training.
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Carl, do you know heavyweight
champ Drederick Tatum?
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You think just 'cause I'm black
I know all other black people?
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Well, I, uh, uh...
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Actually, Drederick and I
are very good friends.
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We met through Dr. Hibbert at
a party at Bleeding Gums Murphy's house.
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Well, Marge, you have definitely
come to the right crib.
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I'm always happy to impart my pugilistic
prowess to a punching parvenu.
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Now, the first lesson will
be to work the tattoos.
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Flaming skull.
Obama.
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Scooby-Doo. Scooby-Doo.
Scooby-Doo.
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Work "The Lord's Prayer."
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I'm gonna order some lion food.
Hello? Yeah, how you doin'?
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I'd like to order 2 gazelles, an impala,
and throw in a couple of wildebeests.
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Oh, and a two-liter bottle
of diet cherry cola.
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You just have one-liter bottles?
Okay, cancel the whole order.
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The second element of mixed
martial arts is jujitsu,
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in which we use an opponent's
strength against himself.
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But I sneak some of my
strength in there, too.
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Now, attack me
with great anger!
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Surprising move!
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Next: Homer, hajime!
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Now, we stick foot in mouth,
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tie arms like pretzel,
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and pop discs in spine
like bubble wrap.
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- Is he okay?
- Oh, he feels no pain.
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Sorry, my English
is not so good.
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I mean, he feels
only pain.
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Back when I wrestled at Yale,
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I was in the lightest weight category:
"ether weight."
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Now, get ready to face the wrath
of the "New Haven Nuisance!"
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Side-mount!
Takedown! Advantage!
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Reversal! Reversal!
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Clinch! Clinch, I say!
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Listen, I'm late
for a PTA meeting.
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In order to save money,
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the following presidents
will no longer be taught:
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Buchanan, Fillmore,
Pierce, Bush, Bush...
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could you please stop that?
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Saratoga slam!
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Aristotle's dilemma!
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Knickerbocker knucklebreaker!
And so on.
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Marge, I bet
we got ten minutes
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till the kids wake up.
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Marge! Marge!
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Marge!
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Tomorrow night your bedroom
will be the septagon.
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Your sleeping pill
will be my punches.
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By the way, what's that book
you're reading?
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Eat, Pray, Love.
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More like "Beat, Slay, Shove!"
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The fireworks begin tomorrow!
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I said tomorrow!
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No can do.
We're out of fireworks.
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Why'd you shoot 'em off now?
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I have trouble concentrating.
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I should be on antidepressants.
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Ugh. Where was I?
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"Beat, Slay, Shove."
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Right...
"Beat, Slay, Shove!"
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The fireworks start tomorrow!
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I found some more,
but that was it!
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A lot of people think
bullies are born awesome,
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but the fact is,
we have to train.
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You don't get garlic knots like
these unless you work the bag.
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Is there someone
in there?
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It's my own fault.
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I looked them in the eye when
I gave them my lunch money.
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Someone should tell
your principal!
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I'm well aware
of the situation.
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Mom,
I came here to tell you
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it's not too late
to back out.
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I can't back out,
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because if I fight him
tomorrow,
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it'll be a less violent world
for you kids in the future.
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There must be
a better way.
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There certainly is!
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Marge Simpson reporting
for duty!
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Dad, I keep telling you,
that won't work.
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Let's go, Marge.
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My class reunion starts
in an hour.
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Uh, Moe, I have
a confession to make.
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I'm just Homer
dressed as Marge.
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Yeah, but last year I took
Barney dressed as Marge.
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Think how much better
they'll think you look.
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Well, you'd better not leave me
and talk to your old friends all night.
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Keep talkin' like that and
I'll leave you here right now!
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Krusty, I'm honored
you invited me tonight.
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Yeah, I thought
a noisy public place
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would be the best spot to tell you
that I've been dating your wife.
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What?!
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Also, could you tell her
I'm dumping her?
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After 11 years,
the thrill is gone.
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I tried my best to
talk you out of this.
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But since you're going through
with it, I beg you,
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just stay out of his way
and don't get hurt.
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And, Mom, if you punch
him in the junk,
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you'll get no disrespect from me.
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Hey, Bart, did you know
that's a haiku?
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Time to square off in the ring...
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that is, The Septagon!
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In this corner,
weighing in at...
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Nobody needs to know that!
Skip ahead!
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Stands the "Mom
I'd Like To Fight"...
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Marge Simpson!
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And four obtuse angles over,
weighing in at 115 pounds,
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Chett Englebrecht!
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And, now...
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let's begin...
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to rumba!
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We've been ready for hours!
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I had car...
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trouble!
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Don't worry, Marge.
Don't want to hurt you.
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I knew it!
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That's the first time I ever hit
a woman I didn't love.
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Nine...
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Come on! Get back on your feet!
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- I believe in you!
- I'm doin' it, Moe!
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- Not you.
- Oh, thank God.
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The pressure's off.
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I'll save you,
Marge!
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Hit my Mom, will ya?
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I'm gonna knock you out
and moon your corpse.
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Heck, I'll fight anyone.
Except a man my own size.
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That's... my... son.
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Tap out!
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Don't make me
break your arm!
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Lady, why don't you break out
the lipstick and kiss my ass?
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There sure is a lot o' talkin'
for a professional fight.
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That's what you get
when you fight a woman.
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And they spend all day eating bonbons
and watching General Hospital.
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Which, by the way,
has never been better.
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Okay, I give! I give! I give!
You're better than me!
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Really?
Ooh, thank you.
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Now, let me go...
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turn your back and take a bow.
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Okeydoke.
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Thank you!
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I'd just like to say one thing.
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I only agreed to this fight
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because I wanted
to stop the violence.
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And sure I got into great shape
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and met some fun people,
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but I ended up discovering
my own dark side.
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So from now on,
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the only thing I'm fighting is
this cold I'm coming down with.
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Mom, that's
a beautiful thought.
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Yeah, well, I wish somebody
would've stuck around to hear it.
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Where did they all go?
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Two drunk guys were
fighting outside
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and everyone went
to watch.
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Can I go, Marge?
Can I? Can I?
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No. Let's go home.
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We can enjoy some mixed
"marital" arts.
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Oh, no holds barred.
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- Hey, Lise...
- Yeah?
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I don't know when we'll
be in a septagon again.
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Want to settle this bad blood
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that's been going on between us
since you were born?
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You're on.
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Transcript : Raceman
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