1 00:00:02,871 --> 00:00:05,622 ♪ the simpsons ♪ 2 00:00:07,842 --> 00:00:09,026 D'oh! 3 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,900 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:59,579 --> 00:01:03,579 ♪ The Simpsons 23x14 ♪ Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart Original Air Date on March 4, 2012 5 00:01:03,604 --> 00:01:07,104 == sync, corrected by elderman == 6 00:01:07,294 --> 00:01:09,261 Dad? Dad? 7 00:01:17,037 --> 00:01:18,454 Yes! Awake! Let's do this! 8 00:01:18,538 --> 00:01:20,573 Dad, I wanted to give you a heads-up. 9 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,425 Mom's birthday is tomorrow. 10 00:01:22,492 --> 00:01:25,277 It's time to start your annual mad dash around town 11 00:01:25,345 --> 00:01:27,713 to get her a present that's not completely insulting. 12 00:01:27,781 --> 00:01:30,449 You know, sweetie, there was a time when I would've killed 13 00:01:30,517 --> 00:01:33,285 for that information, but I'm pleased to announce 14 00:01:33,353 --> 00:01:35,855 I've already bought your mother a present. 15 00:01:37,224 --> 00:01:41,394 And brace yourself, I put some thought into it. 16 00:01:42,512 --> 00:01:43,796 It's a state-of-the-art 17 00:01:43,864 --> 00:01:45,448 food mash-'em-upper. 18 00:01:45,515 --> 00:01:48,551 Wha...? Mom is gonna love that! 19 00:01:48,618 --> 00:01:50,603 Love?! 20 00:01:50,670 --> 00:01:52,204 Your mom's gonna feel so good, 21 00:01:52,272 --> 00:01:55,941 it'll make mere love seem like chewing tinfoil. 22 00:01:56,009 --> 00:01:59,061 Because today, I'm getting it autographed. 23 00:01:59,129 --> 00:02:00,463 By who? Lenny? 24 00:02:00,530 --> 00:02:03,232 By the box lady herself! 25 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:05,868 Whoa-whoa-whoa! 26 00:02:05,936 --> 00:02:09,538 Yeah-ohaa! 27 00:02:18,999 --> 00:02:21,167 Man, oh, man, look at this place. 28 00:02:21,234 --> 00:02:23,736 Finally, a supermarket with a clear premise: 29 00:02:23,804 --> 00:02:25,704 "island something." 30 00:02:25,772 --> 00:02:28,107 It's like going to Hawaii without the murderous locals. 31 00:02:28,175 --> 00:02:30,709 They have jellies made of fruits I've never heard of! 32 00:02:30,777 --> 00:02:33,679 These'll go great with betel nut butter. 33 00:02:33,747 --> 00:02:35,748 Wow, I don't believe the Simpsons 34 00:02:35,816 --> 00:02:37,283 will be shopping at the Kwik-E-Mart anymore. 35 00:02:37,350 --> 00:02:39,185 Oh, really? 36 00:02:39,252 --> 00:02:41,787 Apu! What are you doing out of your natural habitat? 37 00:02:41,855 --> 00:02:44,039 I am finding out who my real customers are, 38 00:02:44,107 --> 00:02:46,008 and who is going to cheat on my store with some 39 00:02:46,076 --> 00:02:47,526 South Sea sugar shack! 40 00:02:47,594 --> 00:02:49,428 But at the Kwik-E-Mart, the only fresh fruit 41 00:02:49,496 --> 00:02:51,514 is the one banana by the register. 42 00:02:51,581 --> 00:02:55,384 You keep your ice cream right beside the motor oil! 43 00:02:55,452 --> 00:02:57,486 You sell cigarettes to kids. 44 00:02:57,554 --> 00:02:59,488 Now see here, I have always considered 45 00:02:59,556 --> 00:03:01,423 you cash-giving cows to be my friends. 46 00:03:01,491 --> 00:03:03,559 And friends do not betray friends. 47 00:03:03,627 --> 00:03:06,428 Friends are the only people you can betray! 48 00:03:06,496 --> 00:03:08,631 And you'd do it in a second for a supermarket 49 00:03:08,698 --> 00:03:10,699 that gives free coffee samples! 50 00:03:10,767 --> 00:03:13,369 Defend yourself, sir! 51 00:03:48,505 --> 00:03:51,440 Convenience forever, freshness never! 52 00:03:55,612 --> 00:03:56,478 Uh-huh. 53 00:03:58,481 --> 00:04:00,549 Would you sign this for my wife Marge? 54 00:04:00,617 --> 00:04:03,819 She's a big fan and her birthday is tomorrow. 55 00:04:03,887 --> 00:04:07,339 Uh-hm, you know, while I was signing this for your wife, 56 00:04:07,407 --> 00:04:08,974 I just cooked up... 57 00:04:10,043 --> 00:04:11,610 ...a great idea! Oh... 58 00:04:11,678 --> 00:04:13,012 How would you like it 59 00:04:13,079 --> 00:04:14,780 if I called your wife live 60 00:04:14,848 --> 00:04:17,149 from my show tomorrow to wish her a happy birthday? 61 00:04:17,217 --> 00:04:18,617 You would do that?! 62 00:04:18,685 --> 00:04:21,987 Oh, my God, this might be a Marge's birthday 63 00:04:22,055 --> 00:04:23,589 where I get sex! 64 00:04:26,376 --> 00:04:28,577 Ooh! An apron with a sonnet! 65 00:04:28,645 --> 00:04:30,379 Open mine! Quick, before it suffocates! 66 00:04:30,447 --> 00:04:33,616 A bunny! Just like the one I had when I was a girl! 67 00:04:33,683 --> 00:04:35,284 How did you know? 68 00:04:35,352 --> 00:04:37,152 I saw this picture at Grandma's house, 69 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:38,520 then I hit the pet stores till I found one 70 00:04:38,588 --> 00:04:39,755 that looked just like it. 71 00:04:39,823 --> 00:04:42,491 Oh, Bart, you got me the fluffy pet 72 00:04:42,559 --> 00:04:46,328 I've never stopped thinking about. 73 00:04:46,396 --> 00:04:50,933 Now, last but not least, your present, Homie. 74 00:04:51,001 --> 00:04:52,768 Oh! 75 00:04:52,836 --> 00:04:54,236 Wait one second, Marge. 76 00:04:54,304 --> 00:04:55,404 Before you open it, 77 00:04:55,472 --> 00:04:57,223 you're gonna get a phone call 78 00:04:57,290 --> 00:04:59,909 that will make this your most awesome birthday ever. 79 00:04:59,976 --> 00:05:01,577 Well, we're still focused on me 80 00:05:01,645 --> 00:05:04,446 instead of watching golf, so that's pretty good. 81 00:05:04,514 --> 00:05:06,615 The only golf we'll watch is 82 00:05:06,683 --> 00:05:09,518 ladies' golf, and we're not watching that. 83 00:05:09,603 --> 00:05:14,556 Now in three... two... one... 84 00:05:14,624 --> 00:05:18,861 I repeat. One... 85 00:05:18,929 --> 00:05:24,099 Ooooooone... 86 00:05:27,637 --> 00:05:32,374 ...ne. 87 00:05:32,442 --> 00:05:35,678 Oonnneee... 88 00:05:35,745 --> 00:05:38,047 Please don't say one again. 89 00:05:38,114 --> 00:05:40,182 Onnneee. 90 00:05:40,250 --> 00:05:43,519 Homie, whatever it is, it's not happening. 91 00:05:45,672 --> 00:05:47,573 This yolk-separating camera-hog 92 00:05:47,641 --> 00:05:49,792 was supposed to call you and say happy birthday! 93 00:05:49,859 --> 00:05:52,027 From her show! 94 00:05:52,095 --> 00:05:54,763 Well, at least you remembered I like her. 95 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:57,967 A pity kiss?! 96 00:05:58,034 --> 00:05:59,601 That tears it! 97 00:05:59,669 --> 00:06:01,270 I'm gonna call that Paula Paul 98 00:06:01,338 --> 00:06:03,489 and give her a piece of my mind! 99 00:06:03,556 --> 00:06:05,541 Huh? The phone's dead. 100 00:06:05,608 --> 00:06:10,346 Normal, normal, normal, normal, nor... 101 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:12,247 Uncharacteristic?! 102 00:06:12,315 --> 00:06:13,682 Hm? A chew-through. 103 00:06:13,750 --> 00:06:14,416 What could have... 104 00:06:16,286 --> 00:06:18,921 - Aw... - I mean, 105 00:06:18,989 --> 00:06:22,891 Aw, he's trying to eat "ewectwicity." 106 00:06:22,959 --> 00:06:25,110 You let this monster into our home, 107 00:06:25,178 --> 00:06:28,414 where he chewed through our one and only phone cord! 108 00:06:28,481 --> 00:06:31,600 Wait! Maybe Paula Paul left a message. 109 00:06:31,685 --> 00:06:36,572 Hi, Marge! Paula Paul here, calling live from 110 00:06:36,639 --> 00:06:38,407 What's On Paula's Windowsill?, 111 00:06:38,475 --> 00:06:41,643 ready to wish you a happy birthday, 112 00:06:41,711 --> 00:06:43,579 but since you're not home yet, 113 00:06:43,646 --> 00:06:45,814 we'll go to commercial and call you right back. 114 00:06:47,584 --> 00:06:50,386 Hi, Paula Paul, calling back for Marge Simpson! 115 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:52,888 Kind of a big moment for you, 116 00:06:52,956 --> 00:06:55,457 a little surprised you're not picking up! 117 00:06:56,826 --> 00:06:59,128 Marge, this is just plain disrespectful. 118 00:06:59,195 --> 00:07:01,130 I bumped a segment to do this and 119 00:07:01,164 --> 00:07:02,664 you're making me look like an ass! 120 00:07:03,767 --> 00:07:05,200 Screw you, Marge Simpson! 121 00:07:05,268 --> 00:07:08,270 Don't read my books and don't make my recipes! 122 00:07:08,338 --> 00:07:11,173 May my curse follow you beyond the grave! 123 00:07:11,241 --> 00:07:13,609 Check it out! It's on TV! 124 00:07:13,676 --> 00:07:15,644 They're booing you, Marge! 125 00:07:15,712 --> 00:07:18,580 An audience full of church groups and Marines! 126 00:07:18,648 --> 00:07:21,500 Marge, go to hell, Marge! 127 00:07:21,568 --> 00:07:25,371 I think that's enough birthday fun. 128 00:07:27,374 --> 00:07:30,576 Why you little... I'm gonna get... 129 00:07:30,643 --> 00:07:32,378 No, Homer. 130 00:07:32,445 --> 00:07:34,713 You can't strangle a boy on his mother's birthday. 131 00:07:34,781 --> 00:07:36,081 Juries hate that. 132 00:07:36,149 --> 00:07:39,051 So instead, boy, I want you to... 133 00:07:41,888 --> 00:07:43,422 Get in that rabbit cage! 134 00:07:43,490 --> 00:07:45,891 No way, man. I'm a free-range kid. 135 00:07:45,959 --> 00:07:48,360 No backtalk! In the cage! Now! 136 00:07:49,696 --> 00:07:51,363 Get in there. 137 00:07:58,154 --> 00:07:59,388 Son, do you have a minute? 138 00:08:00,556 --> 00:08:02,007 I've been thinking. 139 00:08:02,075 --> 00:08:03,909 I really shouldn't have put you in there 140 00:08:03,976 --> 00:08:06,445 and left you there while we were having pizza without you. 141 00:08:06,512 --> 00:08:10,782 So I'm gonna let you out with my apologies. 142 00:08:10,850 --> 00:08:12,084 Don't wanna come out. 143 00:08:12,151 --> 00:08:13,618 What!? 144 00:08:13,686 --> 00:08:15,187 I like it in the cage. 145 00:08:15,254 --> 00:08:17,155 These cedar shavings are a hell of a lot better 146 00:08:17,223 --> 00:08:19,358 than my lumpy mattress. 147 00:08:19,425 --> 00:08:21,727 Boy, get out of that cage! 148 00:08:21,794 --> 00:08:23,662 But it's my home now, sir. 149 00:08:23,730 --> 00:08:26,064 I'll poke a broom in there! 150 00:08:26,132 --> 00:08:27,432 You know I'm capable of it! 151 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:28,367 Hey! 152 00:08:28,434 --> 00:08:30,052 Get out of there, 153 00:08:30,119 --> 00:08:31,887 you little brat. 154 00:08:38,010 --> 00:08:39,594 Aah! 155 00:08:40,763 --> 00:08:42,147 Fine. 156 00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:46,535 Stupid kid. 157 00:08:46,602 --> 00:08:48,837 Hmm. 158 00:08:48,905 --> 00:08:50,689 This isn't comfortable at all. 159 00:08:50,757 --> 00:08:52,491 I don't see how a rabbit could possibly... 160 00:08:59,599 --> 00:09:01,032 There. Finished. 161 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:03,468 Awesome revenge, cutting your dad's 162 00:09:03,536 --> 00:09:05,470 face out of a piece of cardboard. 163 00:09:05,538 --> 00:09:07,472 No, you dweeb. It's a stencil. 164 00:09:07,540 --> 00:09:08,974 I'm going to take Homer's ugly face 165 00:09:09,041 --> 00:09:10,475 and spread it all over town. 166 00:09:10,543 --> 00:09:13,211 Can I come? Every vandalism spree 167 00:09:13,279 --> 00:09:15,280 needs an obnoxious laugher. 168 00:09:16,616 --> 00:09:17,783 You're in. 169 00:09:17,850 --> 00:09:20,485 ("The Sorcerer's Apprentice" playing) 170 00:09:43,693 --> 00:09:46,027 Hey, you punks! What are you doing?! 171 00:09:47,814 --> 00:09:49,247 If you wake up my pigeons, 172 00:09:49,315 --> 00:09:50,415 they're gonna do their business again. 173 00:09:50,483 --> 00:09:52,083 And these days, there's no newspapers 174 00:09:52,151 --> 00:09:53,969 so I have to put down Amazon Kindles. 175 00:09:54,036 --> 00:09:56,204 I'm like... It's, it's bankrupting me. 176 00:10:02,428 --> 00:10:04,129 ♪ Dri-ving-to-work ♪ What the... huh?! 177 00:10:05,998 --> 00:10:07,999 Wait a minute... 178 00:10:08,067 --> 00:10:10,786 that guy on the poster looks familiar. 179 00:10:10,837 --> 00:10:15,207 Don't just stare back at me, come up with a theory! 180 00:10:15,274 --> 00:10:17,843 Geez, it's all over the place. 181 00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:20,045 Holy moley! 182 00:10:23,032 --> 00:10:24,783 Quiet night. Nothin' but the sound 183 00:10:24,851 --> 00:10:27,936 of a spray can and kids laughing, heh. 184 00:10:29,238 --> 00:10:31,339 Tag, we're it! 185 00:10:31,407 --> 00:10:34,042 Springfield has been hit hard by a mysterious graffiti artist 186 00:10:34,110 --> 00:10:35,777 and his iconic calling-card, 187 00:10:35,845 --> 00:10:38,146 which we have dubbed "Mr. Fatso." 188 00:10:38,214 --> 00:10:39,881 Heard about this thing, boy? 189 00:10:39,949 --> 00:10:42,284 No, no. I'm too concerned with unemployment. 190 00:10:42,351 --> 00:10:45,220 Hm, sounds like a lie, but what could he be covering up? 191 00:10:45,288 --> 00:10:48,256 Homie, have you seen our stencil budget for this month? 192 00:10:48,324 --> 00:10:50,292 Not now, Marge. 193 00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:53,562 Chief, any leads on this "Vandal Van Gogh"? 194 00:10:53,629 --> 00:10:55,530 I don't traffic in wordplay, Kent. 195 00:10:55,598 --> 00:10:58,867 But I do have a message for Mr. Prank Lloyd Wright. 196 00:10:58,935 --> 00:11:01,469 Uh, that's architecture, not painting, Chief. 197 00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:03,638 They're all artists, Lou. Why don't you open your eyes. 198 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:06,391 Now, as for Mr. Prank Gehry, 199 00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:08,560 you may have thumbed your nose at the police, 200 00:11:08,628 --> 00:11:11,630 and made yourself into a combination of Robin Hood, 201 00:11:11,697 --> 00:11:14,599 Luke Skywalker and, well, every rapper ever, 202 00:11:14,667 --> 00:11:18,103 but unless you prove that this wasn't just a one-time spree, 203 00:11:18,170 --> 00:11:20,805 and take your controversial art form to the next level, 204 00:11:20,873 --> 00:11:22,274 I am not impressed. 205 00:11:22,358 --> 00:11:24,209 Hmm... 206 00:11:26,195 --> 00:11:27,996 Boy, you like this necklace I just bought? 207 00:11:28,064 --> 00:11:29,231 Pretty dope, don't you think? 208 00:11:31,667 --> 00:11:34,903 So, how do you like working at Swapper Jack's? 209 00:11:34,971 --> 00:11:38,540 Hey, after biting off a man's nose in a prison race war, 210 00:11:38,608 --> 00:11:40,809 selling pre-cooked Pad Thai to soccer moms 211 00:11:40,877 --> 00:11:42,377 is pretty darn sweet. 212 00:11:42,445 --> 00:11:44,713 Here, I'm not Jailbird, I'm just "Bird." 213 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:46,615 This is a stick-them-up! 214 00:11:46,682 --> 00:11:48,416 Because I have a gun, you must stick them up now! 215 00:11:48,484 --> 00:11:51,286 Yes, it is loaded, with bullets that you put in my chest. 216 00:11:51,354 --> 00:11:53,388 Now empty the cash drawer! Come on! 217 00:11:53,439 --> 00:11:55,774 All right, chill, bro. Just chill out. 218 00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:58,293 I will chill you, right between your damned eyes! 219 00:11:58,361 --> 00:12:00,478 For once, the Indian has been outsourced! 220 00:12:00,546 --> 00:12:01,680 Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. 221 00:12:01,747 --> 00:12:02,948 Just give me the piece. 222 00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,583 No... You've got a family, dude. 223 00:12:04,650 --> 00:12:07,586 No... Or were you lying when you begged for your life? 224 00:12:07,653 --> 00:12:11,590 Oh, sweet Vishnu the Destroyer, what have I done? 225 00:12:11,657 --> 00:12:14,960 Dude, it's okay. The jails, they don't have room for us now. 226 00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:17,996 Wiggum just makes you do book reports for Ralph. 227 00:12:18,064 --> 00:12:20,632 But you have to make 'em so it looks like he's done it. 228 00:12:20,700 --> 00:12:22,100 That's... that's kinda the hard part. 229 00:12:22,168 --> 00:12:24,302 Where's this 2006 Beaujolais 230 00:12:24,370 --> 00:12:25,470 that's puttin' me out of business? 231 00:12:25,538 --> 00:12:26,738 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 232 00:12:26,806 --> 00:12:27,872 There's a white wine? 233 00:12:27,940 --> 00:12:29,374 And wha-- and a Swiss cheese? 234 00:12:29,442 --> 00:12:30,875 And a peanut butter? 235 00:12:30,943 --> 00:12:31,876 And a potato chip? 236 00:12:31,944 --> 00:12:33,011 And toilet paper? 237 00:12:33,079 --> 00:12:34,346 Wha-what?! 238 00:12:36,399 --> 00:12:39,884 Yo, mysterious pranksters, it's time for dinner. 239 00:12:39,952 --> 00:12:41,386 Damn it, she knows! 240 00:12:41,454 --> 00:12:43,321 Okay, how do we buy your silence? 241 00:12:43,389 --> 00:12:45,857 Just throw in a couple of "fur is murders." 242 00:12:45,925 --> 00:12:46,958 How is fur, murder? 243 00:12:47,026 --> 00:12:48,293 They're just animals. 244 00:12:48,361 --> 00:12:49,394 Dad! 245 00:12:49,462 --> 00:12:50,946 Fine. Fur's murder. 246 00:12:51,013 --> 00:12:53,181 Everything's murder. 247 00:12:53,249 --> 00:12:55,216 ♪ Tonight ♪ 248 00:12:55,284 --> 00:12:57,585 ♪ The streets are ours ♪ 249 00:13:00,456 --> 00:13:01,723 ♪ Tonight ♪ 250 00:13:01,791 --> 00:13:05,844 ♪ The streets are ours ♪ 251 00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:09,331 ♪ These lights ♪ 252 00:13:09,398 --> 00:13:12,634 ♪ And our street are ours ♪ 253 00:13:14,870 --> 00:13:16,471 ♪ Tonight... ♪ 254 00:13:16,539 --> 00:13:19,107 Bart, you've really grown as an artist. 255 00:13:19,175 --> 00:13:21,376 Thanks, Milhouse. We make a great team. 256 00:13:21,444 --> 00:13:22,677 Hold it right there! 257 00:13:22,745 --> 00:13:24,646 The jerk in the glasses did everything! 258 00:13:24,714 --> 00:13:25,580 Whoa! Waah! 259 00:13:25,648 --> 00:13:28,033 Need... inhaler... 260 00:13:32,188 --> 00:13:33,521 Oh, God, man! 261 00:13:33,589 --> 00:13:35,407 Here, drink this paint thinner. 262 00:13:38,935 --> 00:13:42,071 So, you're the two punks who've been tagging the town. 263 00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:43,857 Congratulations. 264 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:44,691 Huh? 265 00:13:44,775 --> 00:13:45,808 We're street artists. 266 00:13:47,477 --> 00:13:49,112 Take that, Ronald Reagan! 267 00:13:49,163 --> 00:13:50,947 Even in death, you're not that safe from me. 268 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:56,102 Is that graffiti or are you opening up a Mommy and Me? 269 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:59,839 That's it. You just got yourself a place on the wall, kid. 270 00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:02,892 Nooo! I've been satirized! 271 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,594 Who are you guys? 272 00:14:04,662 --> 00:14:06,312 Kenny Scharf, Robbie Conal. 273 00:14:06,380 --> 00:14:07,714 I'm Shepard Fairey. 274 00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:10,350 What was that name again? 275 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,518 Shepard Fairey. 276 00:14:11,585 --> 00:14:12,452 Haw-haw! 277 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,789 I'm the guy who created the Obama "Hope" poster, 278 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,558 and the "Obey" stickers. 279 00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:20,727 Man, you're the talkiest bullies I ever met. 280 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:22,795 We're not bullies, we're artists. 281 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,531 And so are you. 282 00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:27,200 Urban vandalism is now the hottest art form there is. 283 00:14:27,268 --> 00:14:29,168 Hey, I got an F in art. 284 00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,504 Mainly so it would say "fart" on my report card. 285 00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:35,308 Bart, we would love to set up a gallery show 286 00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:36,442 for your street art. 287 00:14:36,510 --> 00:14:37,777 Well, if it's in a gallery, 288 00:14:37,845 --> 00:14:39,112 how is it street art? 289 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:42,248 Bart, street art is not about questioning authority. 290 00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:45,018 Well, I'll have to discuss it with my partner. 291 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,920 Bart, say yes! 292 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,922 At the opening, I could wear a sports jacket 293 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,723 with a t-shirt and jeans! 294 00:14:50,791 --> 00:14:52,892 First, I'm not sure you have the shoulders for it, 295 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,095 and second, maybe we've pushed this far enough. 296 00:14:57,565 --> 00:15:00,166 I put you in a rabbit cage! 297 00:15:00,234 --> 00:15:04,671 I poked your flab back in, square by square. 298 00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,241 Count me in. 299 00:15:11,612 --> 00:15:12,679 Apu! 300 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,180 It is a miracle! 301 00:15:14,248 --> 00:15:15,131 What now? 302 00:15:15,199 --> 00:15:16,432 Swapper Jack is reuniting 303 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,667 Led Zeppelin in aisle six? 304 00:15:17,735 --> 00:15:19,402 Swapper Jack's is closing! 305 00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:21,070 No. Do not give me false hope like 306 00:15:21,138 --> 00:15:22,989 the time they said it was only sextuplets. 307 00:15:23,057 --> 00:15:24,023 It is true! 308 00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:25,525 Every successful corporation 309 00:15:25,593 --> 00:15:27,660 harbors a terrible secret. 310 00:15:27,728 --> 00:15:30,997 Theirs is that what they sell as chicken is actually monkey. 311 00:15:31,065 --> 00:15:32,065 But the drumsticks... 312 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,433 Stunted monkey tails. 313 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,534 And their chicken pot pie? 314 00:15:34,602 --> 00:15:36,002 Monkey pot pie! 315 00:15:36,070 --> 00:15:37,170 But how 'bout their rotisserie chi-- 316 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,805 Monkey, monkey, monkey! 317 00:15:38,872 --> 00:15:41,274 They scoop them up off the streets of Brazil! 318 00:15:41,342 --> 00:15:42,775 So, we have won. 319 00:15:42,843 --> 00:15:44,644 Finally I am lucky at something. 320 00:15:44,712 --> 00:15:46,479 You were lucky at love. 321 00:15:46,547 --> 00:15:48,381 Yeah, sure, baby. 322 00:15:50,434 --> 00:15:51,818 Hey, Bart, check this out. 323 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,054 Look at me, I'm Mr. Fatso! 324 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,792 It's funny 'cause it's so preposterous. 325 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:01,494 Yeah. 326 00:16:01,562 --> 00:16:04,397 We've hit the big time! 327 00:16:04,465 --> 00:16:06,065 "I, Carumba"?! 328 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:08,101 Not so loud. 329 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,686 If my Dad hears about the show, 330 00:16:09,753 --> 00:16:11,955 he might realize Mr. Fatso is him. 331 00:16:12,022 --> 00:16:13,573 What the...? 332 00:16:13,641 --> 00:16:15,742 You idiot. Mr. Fatso is you! 333 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,944 What? No. It can't be. 334 00:16:18,012 --> 00:16:20,213 That's right, numbskull. 335 00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,783 Your son's made a fool of you in front of the whole town. 336 00:16:23,851 --> 00:16:26,019 Shut up! I'll fix you! 337 00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:31,024 Well, I'll fix you. 338 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,725 Go drive a car! 339 00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:35,094 Yes, master. 340 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,729 Here, car! Here, boy! 341 00:16:39,714 --> 00:16:42,333 Excellent installation, dude. 342 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:45,236 And a great excuse for me to bust out my courtroom jacket. 343 00:16:45,303 --> 00:16:47,154 Thanks, guys. I, um... 344 00:16:47,222 --> 00:16:50,725 Ooh, this collar's feeling pretty tight. 345 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,194 Help! Help! 346 00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:57,798 Oh, this is just a dream. 347 00:16:57,866 --> 00:16:59,600 All I have to do is wake up. 348 00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:02,153 Why, you little... 349 00:17:02,220 --> 00:17:04,105 Pay for your genius! 350 00:17:04,172 --> 00:17:06,607 Oh, what's the use? 351 00:17:06,675 --> 00:17:11,345 When a man isn't a hero to his son, he's nothing. 352 00:17:21,089 --> 00:17:23,524 I like what used to make a neighborhood look dangerous 353 00:17:23,592 --> 00:17:25,192 now makes it look sophisticated. 354 00:17:25,260 --> 00:17:27,395 I like how the painting makes more than I do. 355 00:17:27,462 --> 00:17:29,063 Looks like Dad's not coming. 356 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,965 He won't leave the car. 357 00:17:31,032 --> 00:17:35,136 I can see how this show might not be to his liking. 358 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:38,973 Come on, Dad. 359 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,509 You made me mad, so I got back at you. 360 00:17:41,576 --> 00:17:43,644 How was I to know parents had feelings? 361 00:17:43,712 --> 00:17:45,679 Well, we do. 362 00:17:45,747 --> 00:17:48,349 I want to show you I understand how you feel. 363 00:17:48,417 --> 00:17:50,751 And they say a picture's worth a 1,000 words. 364 00:17:55,207 --> 00:17:57,007 You just ruined my car. 365 00:17:57,075 --> 00:17:59,777 Correction, it's worth ten times as much. 366 00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:01,946 $500! Whoo-hoo! 367 00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:03,114 Thanks, boy. 368 00:18:03,181 --> 00:18:04,181 You're welcome. 369 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,016 And from now on, Dad, 370 00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:08,419 if anyone laughs at you, they've gotta go through me. 371 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,287 Really? Anyone? 372 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,857 What about the Hulk riding a rhinoceros? 373 00:18:12,924 --> 00:18:14,558 Would you stop him from laughing? 374 00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:17,728 Wait, is the Hulk laughing, or the rhinoceros? 375 00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:20,097 Both, but the rhinoceros doesn't know why. 376 00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:21,532 He's just trying to fit in. 377 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:24,034 Dad, it's getting cold out here. 378 00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:26,937 Art lovers and Bart lovers! 379 00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:29,140 First of all, I'd like to thank the good folks 380 00:18:29,207 --> 00:18:31,742 at Springfield Arts Daily for setting this up. 381 00:18:31,810 --> 00:18:34,411 Thank you for bringing us a fresh new voice. 382 00:18:34,479 --> 00:18:37,114 Yes.. Yes... yes. 383 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:40,451 As a graffiti artist, there are so many people to thank... 384 00:18:40,535 --> 00:18:42,369 people who build walls... 385 00:18:42,437 --> 00:18:45,473 nighttime, for being dark... 386 00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:48,542 Hold it right there, Spray-candy Warhol! 387 00:18:53,081 --> 00:18:56,116 Bart Simpson, you're under arrest for tagging the town. 388 00:18:56,184 --> 00:18:58,486 This overdue art-quake that taught us all 389 00:18:58,553 --> 00:19:00,254 a new way of seeing, was actually 390 00:19:00,322 --> 00:19:02,122 a police department sting. 391 00:19:02,190 --> 00:19:03,691 It was? 392 00:19:03,758 --> 00:19:05,759 Yeah. Do you think people would be stupid enough 393 00:19:05,827 --> 00:19:07,194 to pay for something some amateur 394 00:19:07,262 --> 00:19:08,562 put on a wall for nothing? 395 00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:10,264 Oh, no, indeed! 396 00:19:10,332 --> 00:19:13,350 Now if I can just get my $3,000,000 back. 397 00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:14,752 No refunds. 398 00:19:14,819 --> 00:19:16,620 But he just said the show was a sham. 399 00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:18,822 Oh, it is. And I'm just a guy sitting at a table. 400 00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:19,990 The only thing that's real, is the sign 401 00:19:20,058 --> 00:19:21,358 that says "no refunds." 402 00:19:21,426 --> 00:19:23,310 Ooh... 403 00:19:23,378 --> 00:19:24,912 Wait, Chief. I must know... 404 00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:26,614 who tipped you off? 405 00:19:26,681 --> 00:19:28,098 Eh, probably shouldn't tell you this, 406 00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,401 but, uh, it was our undercover officer, 407 00:19:30,468 --> 00:19:32,670 Shepard Fairey. 408 00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:35,739 You're an undercover cop? 409 00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:38,042 Hey, don't be so surprised. 410 00:19:38,109 --> 00:19:41,478 I spent 20 years putting up posters that said "obey." 411 00:19:41,546 --> 00:19:43,080 What gives, Daddy-O? 412 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:46,550 I thought you were the dean of the underground scene. 413 00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:49,386 I'm not in the business of helping out posers any more. 414 00:19:49,454 --> 00:19:50,688 Now, I just sell stuff to them. 415 00:19:52,490 --> 00:19:54,158 Wait, wait, wait! 416 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:55,826 He's just a boy. 417 00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:57,628 Do you have to put him in jail? 418 00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:00,164 Well, we've gotta teach him a lesson somehow. 419 00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,999 Hmm... 420 00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:05,769 Chief, I believe I have the answer in the back of my car. 421 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,340 Hm! 422 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,110 There you go. 423 00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:14,345 Thanks for coming out. 424 00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,567 I need to go to the bathroom. 425 00:20:19,634 --> 00:20:20,801 Uh, knock yourself out. 426 00:20:23,104 --> 00:20:24,805 All right, time's up! 427 00:20:26,124 --> 00:20:28,392 Aw, aw, aw, no! 428 00:20:28,798 --> 00:20:32,798 == sync, corrected by elderman == 429 00:21:15,102 --> 00:21:16,302 Shh!