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♪ The Simpsons 23x05 ♪
The Food Wife
Original Air Date on November 13, 2011
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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And here's a marble for Lisa
for cleaning her room,
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and a marble for Bart
for not trashing Lisa's room.
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The jars are full,
so you've earned
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your Saturday Surprise Dad Day!
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Yay!
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This Saturday, from the dad who
brought you cemetery paintball
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and go-karts on real roads,
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comes the greatest
activity yet...
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Video game convention!
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And check these out.
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VIP passes!
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Is there any better feeling
than cutting in line
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because a plastic badge
says you're special?
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GTS!
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So many games.
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- Ah.
- Wow.
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Whoa.
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W.O.K.?!
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Ooh, the Flying Tomato.
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Ah! TMTOLO!
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DL2L-to-D!
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Oh! ACSOL!
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HC1?!
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Whoa! Guts of War Two:
Entrails of Intestinox!
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Colon slash!
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Rectum kill!
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We've made a game that'll
reward the hardcore gamer
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with hundreds and hundreds
of hours of...
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- Finished it.
- Huh?
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But working on this game
cost me my marriage.
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I-I have twins
I've never met!
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Well, when you meet them,
tell them your game's too easy.
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This game has all the best
college marching bands.
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From the precision footwork
of Ohio State
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to the lame, dead-on-arrival
humor of Stanford.
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("Stars and Stripes Forever"
playing)
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Uh-oh, I'm losing the crowd!
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Level cleared.
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Next level: study for chemistry
test on 12-hour bus ride home.
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This is the funnest game ever!
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Man, how many quarters
does this game take?
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Dad! Funtendo is unveiling their
new system in three minutes,
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in Hall G!
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And we're in Hall D.
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Three halls, three minutes.
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No problem.
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Out of my way! Move it!
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Geeks must yield to normals!
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Room's full.
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Hmm.
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Aha!
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Yay!
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Woo-hoo!
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Conventions rock!
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Fun Dad rocks!
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I need a nap!
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You kids have had a big day.
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Head up to the tub
while I deflate your toys.
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Save us, Fun Dad!
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The kids sure had
a good time with you.
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Yeah, I was on today.
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Scary on.
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How come they never call me
Fun Mom?
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Look, honey, a
family's like a team.
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And on every team, you have
the slam-dunking megastar
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and the referee.
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It's not fair.
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Moms want to be fun, but we're
stuck with all the mom stuff.
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Okay, okay, how about this:
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next week, you take the kids
on a Saturday Surprise Dad Day.
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What if...
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we roll pennies
and go to the dollar store?
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That's good, Marge!
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Get all the terrible
ideas out of your system.
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Oh.
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I've got it!
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Your Saturday Surprise Mom Day
is the X-Games!
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Yay! X-Games! X-Games!
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All right!
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That isn't an "X," Mom.
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Welcome to the Cross Games,
Simpsons.
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A Christian fellowship expo!
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Are there at least games here?
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Oh, no, "games"
stands for
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Gathering of American Messengers
for Evangelical Sports.
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Sports?
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"Sports" stands for
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Strict Parental Oversight
Rather Than Sports.
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Come on, kids,
fun comes from inside.
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It isn't about
what we actually do.
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Yes, it is!
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That's all it is!
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You're right, you're right,
you're right.
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Let's go.
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Thank the Lord!
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Two children
to play debtors
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in the Parable
of the Unjust Steward.
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All the other kids are at
something called the X-Games.
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I'm sorry, gang.
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I blew it.
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I hate it when
grown-ups call kids "gang."
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Don't worry about it, Mom.
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Dad will take us on
a great outing next weekend.
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Why do old squirrels always
crawl into my engine to die?
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Oh.
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Guess we'll be making an
unscheduled pit stop, gang.
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We're not a gang!
Gangs are cool!
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Uh, Mom, where are we?
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Nowhere scary.
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Everything's fine.
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We'll just wait here
for the tow truck.
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That newborn
has earrings!
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Mom, we're hungry.
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Oh.
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I guess we could
make a sprint
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for one of these
local establishments.
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They're using pancakes
as spoons.
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Ooh, let's see
what else they do wrong.
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Ew!
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Ugh!
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They're selling CDs
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in the restaurant!
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Back to the car!
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What can I get you?
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Oh, I'll just have
a side salad.
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We have no side salad.
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Back to the car!
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Relax, Mom.
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Be adventurous.
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Yeah, just have fun.
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Dad would.
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What's the craziest thing
on the menu?
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She means
the most authentic.
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Well, that would be
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the Zelzel Minchet
Aletcha Wat.
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Then I'll have that!
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Okay, Marge,
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you test-drove a convertible
once; you can do this.
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Holy casserole-y!
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That's good gloop!
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I wish I lived in Ethiopia!
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Exotic, getarian,
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I can mention it
in a college essay.
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Mom, this
is amazing!
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Wait, wait, wait,
what is she eating?
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They've never
served me that dish,
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and I wear indigenous
beaded headgear.
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Oh, this?
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It's just a little
Zelzel Minchet Aletcha Wat.
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It's all I ever eat here.
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They have prepared her a dish
from the non-translated page!
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So grab a pancake
and slurp some slop!
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Foodies,
heed my call!
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Commence ripping and dipping!
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So, did all of your cars
break down?
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Mom, they're
here on purpose.
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They're foodies.
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Indeed.
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Our passion is to seek out
interesting foods,
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savor their exotic flavors,
then blog about them.
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Yes.
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We discovered Korean barbeque
in this town.
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Uh, before the Koreans?
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Oh, sure they cook it,
but they don't get it.
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"When you stick a pancake into a
friend's mouth, it's a goorsha."
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Everybody goorsha!
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Goorsha!
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Goorsha! Goorsha! Goorsha! Goorsha!
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Goorsha! Goorsha!
Goorsha! Goorsha!
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Goorsha!
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Marge, the kids
are acting ethnic!
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Relax, Homie.
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Have some leftover
Galalalalalalalalah.
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Oh, no.
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I don't eat anything new
unless I've eaten it before.
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Aw, come on, Dad,
be a foodie.
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You're already
a fatty and a drunkie.
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I don't want to think about
food, I want to like it.
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Why drive across town
to savor a bowl of mystery mush
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when there's four different
Krusty Burgers
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we can see from our house?
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Oh, and here's my favorite
restaurant: La Fridge.
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It's open 24 hours a day
and there's no dress code.
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What kind of American man
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doesn't want to explore
global food culture?
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And then brag about
it on the Internet.
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We should start
our own food blog.
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The Three Mouthketeers.
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Three?
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You mean, one, two... me?
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♪ We're blogging a food blog ♪
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♪ Marge and Bart and Lisa
as one now ♪
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♪ We're having fun now ♪
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♪ Throwing down
mad foodie game ♪
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♪ Knowing all the chefs' names ♪
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♪ Rolling into K-town ♪
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♪ Bibimbap and bulgogi ♪
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♪ The hotties
that I chill with ♪
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♪ Sriracha and kimchi ♪
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♪ Give me house-made terrines ♪
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♪ My duck is always confit ♪
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♪ I braise with a billion more
BTUs than I need ♪
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♪ Cook Thanksgiving turkey
in a trash bag, sous-vide ♪
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♪ A fumatore in Brindisi
FedEx me salami ♪
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♪ Don't scoop gelato
unless it's got umami ♪
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♪ I'll be frank like Bruni,
ruthless like Reichl ♪
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♪ Wiley like Dufresne
when I take the mic out ♪
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♪ Rhyme about radicchio ♪
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♪ Criticize Colicchio ♪
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♪ Every pub is gastro ♪
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♪ All my beef carpaccio ♪
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♪ Throw it in the pho, yo ♪
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♪ And don't you
call that pho pho ♪
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♪ Talk about broth-squirting
dumplings ♪
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♪ Dumplings,
dumplings, dumplings ♪
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♪ We're blogging a food blog ♪
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♪ Uploading pics with ♪
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♪ Our Fun Mom, Fun Mom,
Fun Mom. ♪
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People are loving
our list
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of Springfield's top 99
Afghan restaurants.
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I feel bad for all those places
that didn't make the cut.
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All right, food
nerds, reality check.
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All the food in those
pictures is poop by now.
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Minds blown,
you're welcome.
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Oh.
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I'll remind you kids
what real fun is.
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Hey, hey, kids!
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Krustyland has a new ride.
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The Eyeballs of Death.
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It only passed the safety panel
by a three-to-two vote.
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And that third vote
didn't come cheap.
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And I've got tickets
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for the grand opening
Saturday night.
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Whoa!
Cool.
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Uh, kids,
don't forget
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about our special plans
Saturday night.
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Oh, sorry, Dad.
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Our blog is so popular,
we got an invitation
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to the most exclusive
restaurant in town.
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Kent Brockman himself
could only get
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a reservation at 5:30 or 9:30.
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It's called
El Chemistri,
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and they use science
to make the food.
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Behold... pine needle sorbet.
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Pine needle... sorbet?
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Pine needle sorbet?
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My kids do not eat sorbet;
they eat sherbet.
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And they pronounce
it "sherbert,"
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and they wish it
was ice cream.
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Sorry, Dad, this
is our thing now.
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Fine, blow off Fun Dad
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and go eat your walrus mustaches
and deep-fried pixie wangs.
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Don't be so jealous, Homie,
just because the kids
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are finally having fun
doing something with me.
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Aah! Jealous? Me?
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That is to laugh.
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The very idea.
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00:12:20,081 --> 00:12:24,384
If anything...
261
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,686
you're the one who's jealous.
Of what?
262
00:12:26,754 --> 00:12:29,589
Of how much fun
I am to be around!
263
00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:36,212
It's always a party
with Fun Dad!
264
00:12:41,452 --> 00:12:44,187
Too sad to walk.
265
00:12:44,255 --> 00:12:48,058
Too sad and fun to walk.
266
00:12:54,683 --> 00:12:55,831
What are you doing?
267
00:12:55,832 --> 00:12:58,834
When I'm sad, I make
baseball bats.
268
00:13:00,161 --> 00:13:02,861
Homie, I don't want you
to feel excluded.
269
00:13:02,862 --> 00:13:04,547
Would you like
to come with us
270
00:13:04,631 --> 00:13:06,048
to dinner
at El Chemistri?
271
00:13:06,116 --> 00:13:07,750
Really?
272
00:13:07,818 --> 00:13:09,886
You'd let me in
on your thing?
273
00:13:09,953 --> 00:13:12,321
Even though I think
it's stupid?
274
00:13:12,389 --> 00:13:14,006
Of course.
275
00:13:14,074 --> 00:13:15,241
Hand me that
saw, Marge.
276
00:13:15,309 --> 00:13:16,542
Why?
277
00:13:16,610 --> 00:13:18,477
When I'm happy,
I make birdhouses.
278
00:13:18,545 --> 00:13:20,046
Kids, guess what.
279
00:13:20,113 --> 00:13:21,914
Mom invited me
to your fancy dinner.
280
00:13:21,982 --> 00:13:23,282
Cool.
Awesome!
281
00:13:23,350 --> 00:13:25,868
I guess Fun Dad
is a foodie now.
282
00:13:25,936 --> 00:13:28,387
Food Dad! Food Dad! Food Dad!
283
00:13:34,478 --> 00:13:36,712
I'm food bad boy Tony Bourdain.
284
00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:39,282
There's nowhere I won't go
and nothing I won't eat,
285
00:13:39,366 --> 00:13:41,083
as long as I'm paid in emeralds
286
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:43,719
and my hotel room has a bidet
that shoots warm champagne.
287
00:13:43,787 --> 00:13:45,621
I'm here at a Singapore
street-food market
288
00:13:45,689 --> 00:13:48,691
with famous blogging family,
the Three Mouthketeers.
289
00:13:48,759 --> 00:13:52,061
Marge, you've got to try
some of this hang hir kuay chap.
290
00:13:52,129 --> 00:13:55,197
Ooh, triple spicy
barbecued stingray
291
00:13:55,265 --> 00:13:57,366
stuffed with
pig organs.
292
00:13:57,434 --> 00:13:59,468
Fun Dad
is a foodie now!
293
00:14:02,723 --> 00:14:05,508
This is my thing
and always will be.
294
00:14:08,662 --> 00:14:11,697
Food Dad! Food Dad!
Food Dad!
295
00:14:16,069 --> 00:14:17,570
Everything's more fun
with Homer.
296
00:14:28,632 --> 00:14:31,000
But this was all I had.
297
00:14:31,068 --> 00:14:33,469
Stop your bloody whinging, Marge.
298
00:14:33,553 --> 00:14:35,388
Aah! Gordon Ramsay!
299
00:14:35,455 --> 00:14:37,523
You (bleep) it up,
big blue, didn't you?
300
00:14:37,591 --> 00:14:38,891
Why did you
invite Homer?
301
00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:40,726
He stole your
bloody thunder.
302
00:14:40,794 --> 00:14:42,628
You're not as
fun as him,
303
00:14:42,679 --> 00:14:44,129
and you never will be.
304
00:14:45,732 --> 00:14:47,166
Darling, darling,
crying's not fun.
305
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,701
Homer's fun.
306
00:14:48,769 --> 00:14:49,935
Now, get out
of my dream.
307
00:14:49,987 --> 00:14:51,187
It's my dream.
308
00:14:51,254 --> 00:14:52,488
Not anymore it's not.
309
00:14:52,556 --> 00:14:53,689
Ramsay, awake.
310
00:14:53,757 --> 00:14:56,442
What in the hell was that?
311
00:14:59,413 --> 00:15:02,798
Fun me. Fun me. Fun me.
312
00:15:02,866 --> 00:15:05,568
Kids, I was thinking, was
it really such a great idea
313
00:15:05,636 --> 00:15:07,370
to invite your father
to that dinner?
314
00:15:07,437 --> 00:15:09,805
Relax-- Dad will be
the life of the party.
315
00:15:09,873 --> 00:15:11,974
He'll be the fourth
Mouthketeer.
316
00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:14,644
But there weren't
four Musketeers.
317
00:15:14,711 --> 00:15:18,514
Yeah-huh. Athos, Porthos,
Aramis and D'Artagnan.
318
00:15:18,582 --> 00:15:21,150
D'Artagnan wasn't
a Musketeer.
319
00:15:21,218 --> 00:15:23,252
He only had a letter
of introduction
320
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:26,756
to the captain of the guards--
which he lost!
321
00:15:27,958 --> 00:15:29,058
You know, I'm pretty excited
322
00:15:29,126 --> 00:15:30,159
about this far-out dinner.
323
00:15:30,227 --> 00:15:31,260
Maybe I'll like it.
324
00:15:31,328 --> 00:15:32,595
Oh, I doubt it.
325
00:15:32,663 --> 00:15:35,364
You sit at communal tables
full of hipsters.
326
00:15:35,432 --> 00:15:37,033
Well, actually,
I've come around on hipsters.
327
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,568
Takes a lot of guts
to all wear the same hat.
328
00:15:39,636 --> 00:15:41,971
And the food will all
be weird foams--
329
00:15:42,039 --> 00:15:44,407
cooked with chemicals
or served in a test tube.
330
00:15:44,474 --> 00:15:46,108
It's too crazy for you.
331
00:15:46,176 --> 00:15:47,276
So it's weird.
332
00:15:47,344 --> 00:15:48,911
Don't worry, I'll make it fun.
333
00:15:48,979 --> 00:15:51,047
Yeah, you always do.
334
00:15:51,114 --> 00:15:53,315
Well, here's where to meet us.
335
00:15:53,383 --> 00:15:56,152
1501 W...
336
00:15:56,219 --> 00:15:58,688
East Oak Street.
337
00:15:58,755 --> 00:16:00,656
East Oak Street.
Is that it?
338
00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:02,224
Uh... yes.
339
00:16:02,292 --> 00:16:03,859
Yes, East Oak Street.
340
00:16:03,927 --> 00:16:05,327
That's where you should go.
341
00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:06,796
See you there.
342
00:16:06,863 --> 00:16:09,565
Don't you judge me.
343
00:16:09,633 --> 00:16:12,201
Ah, save it for
the sitter.
344
00:16:14,438 --> 00:16:15,905
Welcome
to El Chemistri.
345
00:16:15,972 --> 00:16:18,107
Please place these mints
in your mouth,
346
00:16:18,175 --> 00:16:20,876
and when your table is ready,
they will vibrate.
347
00:16:22,345 --> 00:16:23,946
Ooh.
348
00:16:29,035 --> 00:16:31,420
Here it is: 1501 East Oak.
349
00:16:31,488 --> 00:16:33,956
No name on the door--
very trendy.
350
00:16:35,592 --> 00:16:36,992
What do you want?
351
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:38,627
Is this the chemical
kitchen place
352
00:16:38,695 --> 00:16:39,895
where you do the
crazy cooking?
353
00:16:39,963 --> 00:16:41,363
Quiet, man.
354
00:16:41,431 --> 00:16:43,532
The experience begins.
355
00:16:45,068 --> 00:16:46,535
Where's Dad?
356
00:16:46,603 --> 00:16:48,471
Uh...
I don't know.
357
00:16:48,538 --> 00:16:50,372
Probably
changed his mind
358
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,274
and stopped off
for doughnuts.
359
00:16:55,429 --> 00:16:56,695
Before you
360
00:16:56,763 --> 00:16:58,898
is a deconstructed
Caesar salad:
361
00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:01,734
romaine lettuce gel,
egg yolk ice,
362
00:17:01,802 --> 00:17:04,370
crouton foam
and anchovy air.
363
00:17:04,438 --> 00:17:05,805
You eat it like this:
364
00:17:05,872 --> 00:17:08,624
gel, ice, foam, air,
foam, ice, gel, foam, air.
365
00:17:11,878 --> 00:17:14,814
Just like Marge said--
chemicals and test tubes.
366
00:17:14,881 --> 00:17:16,682
The open kitchen
is a nice touch.
367
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:19,117
I guess I'll get started
before my family gets here.
368
00:17:19,169 --> 00:17:20,519
How much for a taste?
369
00:17:20,587 --> 00:17:21,921
You know,
just to get me going.
370
00:17:21,988 --> 00:17:23,022
50 bucks.
371
00:17:23,089 --> 00:17:26,091
Ouch. This place is fancy.
372
00:17:26,159 --> 00:17:27,960
The next course is Regret.
373
00:17:39,372 --> 00:17:40,573
Hipsters.
374
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,408
Too cool for school.
375
00:17:42,476 --> 00:17:44,643
You don't look like the
kind of guy who does this.
376
00:17:44,694 --> 00:17:46,862
Well, my wife thinks
it's too crazy for me,
377
00:17:46,930 --> 00:17:48,998
but I'm going
to prove her wrong.
378
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:51,984
I'm doing this
for my family.
379
00:18:00,356 --> 00:18:03,041
All right, Breaking Baddies,
drop the meth.
380
00:18:04,944 --> 00:18:06,528
Pick up the meth!
Pick up the meth!
381
00:18:07,897 --> 00:18:09,698
This better be dinner theater!
382
00:18:09,766 --> 00:18:12,434
And now,
pork chops 100 ways.
383
00:18:12,502 --> 00:18:13,735
Ooh.
384
00:18:16,773 --> 00:18:18,507
100 pork chops!
385
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,943
I can't believe Dad
is missing this.
386
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:24,096
Sure, your dad's great,
but I'm fun, too.
387
00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:25,597
Look at me eat, huh?
388
00:18:26,933 --> 00:18:28,233
D'oh. D'oh. D'oh.
389
00:18:30,036 --> 00:18:31,270
Who am I kidding?
390
00:18:31,337 --> 00:18:32,871
I'm not enjoying this.
391
00:18:32,939 --> 00:18:35,140
Even the foam
tastes like nothing.
392
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:36,859
I'm calling Homer.
393
00:18:38,261 --> 00:18:39,294
Marge!
394
00:18:39,362 --> 00:18:40,796
This isn't a food restaurant!
395
00:18:40,864 --> 00:18:43,165
It's a meth restaurant!
396
00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:45,334
A meth-taurant! Aah!
397
00:18:45,401 --> 00:18:47,870
Foodies, help me!
398
00:18:47,937 --> 00:18:49,304
My husband's in danger!
399
00:18:49,372 --> 00:18:50,772
Oh, we can't leave now.
400
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,574
We haven't had
the root vegetables
401
00:18:52,642 --> 00:18:54,943
cooked in the perfect vacuum
of outer space.
402
00:18:55,011 --> 00:18:57,446
They say you can't even
understand parsnips
403
00:18:57,514 --> 00:18:59,681
until you had
zero-g parsnips.
404
00:19:01,501 --> 00:19:03,669
How dare you
walk out on me!
405
00:19:03,753 --> 00:19:06,054
Your dessert is in
this doggie bag
406
00:19:06,122 --> 00:19:09,241
woven from the silk of
a blueberry-fed spider.
407
00:19:09,309 --> 00:19:11,376
Take it and go!
408
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:14,847
Ah, shucks.
409
00:19:14,914 --> 00:19:16,949
We get the family
dressed up to go
410
00:19:17,016 --> 00:19:19,418
to our favorite meth lab,
and it's all raided out.
411
00:19:21,254 --> 00:19:22,988
Oh, honey,
I always liked
412
00:19:23,056 --> 00:19:25,324
your home-cooked
better anyways.
413
00:19:25,391 --> 00:19:26,758
Aw.
414
00:19:26,826 --> 00:19:29,027
Uh, where do you
think you're going?
415
00:19:29,095 --> 00:19:31,830
A wife needs to tell her
husband she was wrong.
416
00:19:31,898 --> 00:19:34,132
And in you go.
417
00:19:36,002 --> 00:19:37,536
Sorry.
418
00:19:37,604 --> 00:19:40,289
Everything you've done
here has created problems.
419
00:19:44,794 --> 00:19:46,161
I've got to save him.
420
00:19:46,212 --> 00:19:47,796
Ooh.
421
00:19:47,847 --> 00:19:48,847
My dessert.
422
00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:52,601
Eat deconstructed apple pie!
423
00:20:02,445 --> 00:20:05,881
Merci, Maman,
pour la tarte tatin à la mode.
424
00:20:15,642 --> 00:20:17,943
Oh, Marge,
you saved me
425
00:20:18,011 --> 00:20:20,112
from the danger
you put me in.
426
00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:22,648
I am so happy
and angry.
427
00:20:22,715 --> 00:20:24,516
I'm sorry.
428
00:20:24,584 --> 00:20:26,018
I guess I just
wanted the kids
429
00:20:26,085 --> 00:20:27,986
to look at me the way
they look at you.
430
00:20:28,054 --> 00:20:29,187
Aw.
431
00:20:29,255 --> 00:20:31,456
Wow, Mom!
That was awesome.
432
00:20:31,524 --> 00:20:33,492
We ate
mad-scientist food
433
00:20:33,559 --> 00:20:35,928
and broke up a meth lab
in the same day.
434
00:20:35,995 --> 00:20:37,896
Fun Mom! Fun Mom!
435
00:20:37,964 --> 00:20:39,798
Fun Mom!
436
00:20:43,469 --> 00:20:45,337
Now, that's my kind
of foam.
437
00:20:45,405 --> 00:20:47,406
This is nice.
438
00:20:47,473 --> 00:20:49,441
A family fun day.
439
00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:50,676
Here's 50 bucks.
440
00:20:50,743 --> 00:20:52,077
For the next
two hours,
441
00:20:52,145 --> 00:20:53,695
I don't want
to know you exist.
442
00:20:55,064 --> 00:20:57,699
Family fun day.
443
00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:01,750
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
444
00:21:12,949 --> 00:21:16,284
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445
00:21:16,352 --> 00:21:20,222
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447
00:21:23,292 --> 00:21:25,327
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448
00:21:25,395 --> 00:21:27,229
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449
00:21:27,296 --> 00:21:29,331
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450
00:21:29,399 --> 00:21:31,233
♪ Ain't never give it
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451
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453
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454
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455
00:21:45,248 --> 00:21:47,049
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456
00:21:47,116 --> 00:21:49,985
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457
00:21:50,053 --> 00:21:51,720
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458
00:21:52,922 --> 00:21:54,756
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