1 00:00:07,711 --> 00:00:08,477 D'oh! 2 00:01:19,048 --> 00:01:19,914 Gah! 3 00:01:28,450 --> 00:01:31,950 ♪ The Simpsons 22x14 ♪ Angry Dad: The Movie Original Air Date on February 20, 2011 4 00:01:31,951 --> 00:01:35,449 == Sync, corrected by elderman == == for www.addic7ed.com == 5 00:02:01,987 --> 00:02:03,588 So the family's still gone. 6 00:02:03,655 --> 00:02:05,723 What do I do now? 7 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,061 Let's get this party started. 8 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:18,735 Bart's been alone for 23 minutes. 9 00:02:18,803 --> 00:02:21,638 Let's get this yo on the road, people. 10 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:24,374 Wait, I haven't chosen my mix-in. 11 00:02:24,442 --> 00:02:27,177 Okay, I'll take some of that. 12 00:02:27,245 --> 00:02:29,079 Well, that's my tip jar. 13 00:02:29,147 --> 00:02:31,414 Mix it in! 14 00:02:39,424 --> 00:02:41,693 Whoa, mama! 15 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,274 Let me freshen that up for you. 16 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:03,750 I love Saturday! 17 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,057 I'm gonna kill you, boy. 18 00:03:15,564 --> 00:03:17,064 I'm bored. 19 00:03:17,132 --> 00:03:18,398 That's it, boy! 20 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:20,167 I'm eating your yogurt! 21 00:03:20,235 --> 00:03:22,036 You ate his yogurt in the car. 22 00:03:22,103 --> 00:03:23,370 He didn't know that. 23 00:03:24,539 --> 00:03:25,973 Stupid kid. 24 00:03:26,041 --> 00:03:27,675 All you do is cost me money. 25 00:03:27,743 --> 00:03:29,077 Money I could be wasting. 26 00:03:30,612 --> 00:03:33,080 Is Bart Simpson here? 27 00:03:33,148 --> 00:03:34,781 Because I'm about to make him 28 00:03:34,849 --> 00:03:35,882 and his family very wealthy. 29 00:03:35,950 --> 00:03:37,550 Wealthy?! 30 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,252 Hey, remember the guy 31 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:41,454 who drove you to school that one time. 32 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:44,723 I should introduce myself. 33 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:47,893 My name is Herman Milwood, and my company makes... 34 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,495 The Aero Chair. 35 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:52,331 The most comfortable ergonomic chair there is. 36 00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:54,367 So, what brings you here, Mr. Chair? 37 00:03:54,435 --> 00:03:55,702 Bart, do you remember this? 38 00:04:02,344 --> 00:04:03,878 That's Angry Dad, 39 00:04:03,945 --> 00:04:06,347 the semi-autobiographical Web cartoon I created. 40 00:04:06,415 --> 00:04:08,549 I legally forced him to say semi. 41 00:04:08,617 --> 00:04:10,651 The multimillion dollar Internet startup 42 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:14,521 that put Angry Dad on the net ordered a lot of my chairs. 43 00:04:14,589 --> 00:04:17,023 ♪ Bye, bye ♪ ♪Bye, bye... ♪ 44 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,158 But when the tech bubble popped... 45 00:04:24,930 --> 00:04:26,297 ...the chairs were never paid for, 46 00:04:26,365 --> 00:04:27,966 so we repossessed the only thing 47 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:29,167 they had left-- the cartoons. 48 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,711 And most importantly, Angry Dad, 49 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,515 because now I want to make it into a movie. 50 00:04:41,583 --> 00:04:43,451 My stupid cartoon a movie?! 51 00:04:43,518 --> 00:04:45,086 Thank you! 52 00:04:45,153 --> 00:04:46,721 Oh, don't thank me. 53 00:04:46,789 --> 00:04:49,124 Thank Hollywood for being completely out of good ideas. 54 00:04:49,191 --> 00:04:51,226 My little Roman Polanski. 55 00:04:51,293 --> 00:04:52,994 Homer! What? 56 00:04:53,062 --> 00:04:55,062 What's wrong with being Roman Polanski? 57 00:04:55,130 --> 00:04:56,531 He what? 58 00:04:56,599 --> 00:04:57,999 You monster! 59 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,861 Thanks for letting me make this movie, Mr. Milwood. 60 00:05:05,929 --> 00:05:07,563 I've always loved cartoons, 61 00:05:07,630 --> 00:05:09,798 going way back to the real early SpongeBobs. 62 00:05:09,866 --> 00:05:11,968 Well, I think your movie has real potential. 63 00:05:12,035 --> 00:05:14,637 Everyone has an angry dad, even me. 64 00:05:14,705 --> 00:05:16,906 What the hell are you making chairs for? 65 00:05:16,973 --> 00:05:20,409 In this family, we sit on the ground! 66 00:05:20,477 --> 00:05:22,711 Now, Bart, 67 00:05:22,778 --> 00:05:25,646 this is where we will help you bring your vision to life. 68 00:05:27,449 --> 00:05:29,149 Oh, my God, that's Bart Simpson! 69 00:05:29,217 --> 00:05:30,417 And Angry Dad himself. 70 00:05:30,485 --> 00:05:31,851 It's like meeting Mickey Mouse 71 00:05:31,919 --> 00:05:33,620 and Walt Disney at the same time. 72 00:05:35,589 --> 00:05:38,892 Mr. Simpson, I'm in charge of the team that animates your ass. 73 00:05:40,928 --> 00:05:42,929 Anything you can give us from real life? 74 00:05:42,997 --> 00:05:44,531 Observe. 75 00:05:49,605 --> 00:05:51,539 Wow. Whoa! 76 00:05:54,778 --> 00:05:56,178 Uh! 77 00:05:56,246 --> 00:05:58,346 Soda? No, thanks. 78 00:05:58,414 --> 00:06:00,114 Eh. More for me. 79 00:06:02,651 --> 00:06:04,719 Bart, we've got some bad news. 80 00:06:04,787 --> 00:06:06,321 The actor who did the original voice 81 00:06:06,389 --> 00:06:08,289 of Angry Dad can't do the movie. 82 00:06:08,357 --> 00:06:09,891 He blew out his voice screaming... 83 00:06:09,958 --> 00:06:11,192 about how he never got paid. 84 00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:12,727 The first time around. 85 00:06:12,794 --> 00:06:15,063 Oh, man. What can we do? 86 00:06:15,130 --> 00:06:17,698 Well, the cartoon's based on your dad. 87 00:06:17,765 --> 00:06:19,299 Maybe he can do the voice. 88 00:06:19,367 --> 00:06:21,501 Can he get angry on cue? 89 00:06:28,308 --> 00:06:30,743 Oh! 90 00:06:35,214 --> 00:06:37,749 Hey, Homer, you want to be the voice of Angry Dad? 91 00:06:37,817 --> 00:06:40,986 It would be an honor! 92 00:06:42,888 --> 00:06:45,356 Thanks for coming out. One announcement. 93 00:06:45,424 --> 00:06:48,160 The voice Angry Dad will be on a speaker phone today. 94 00:06:48,227 --> 00:06:50,262 There's something going on at the nuclear plant 95 00:06:50,329 --> 00:06:51,997 that's a little more important 96 00:06:52,064 --> 00:06:53,898 than your table read. 97 00:06:53,966 --> 00:06:56,167 Angry Dad: The Movie. 98 00:06:56,235 --> 00:06:59,504 "Angry Dad addresses the family from the top of the stairs." 99 00:06:59,572 --> 00:07:04,610 Family, today I graduate from my anger-management class. 100 00:07:04,678 --> 00:07:07,513 "Angry Dad slips and crashes down the stairs." 101 00:07:07,581 --> 00:07:09,015 "Pained noises." 102 00:07:09,083 --> 00:07:11,518 No, Dad, don't say "pained noises." 103 00:07:11,585 --> 00:07:13,253 You make pained noises. 104 00:07:13,321 --> 00:07:14,587 Oh, okay. 105 00:07:14,655 --> 00:07:16,356 Lenny, hit me with that chair. 106 00:07:16,424 --> 00:07:17,591 Okay. 107 00:07:22,596 --> 00:07:24,597 Hi, everyone. I'm Bart Simpson, 108 00:07:24,664 --> 00:07:26,598 the creator of Angry Dad. 109 00:07:26,666 --> 00:07:30,001 To make this film, I had to miss countless hours of school. 110 00:07:30,069 --> 00:07:31,803 And there was also some hardship. 111 00:07:31,871 --> 00:07:33,705 I hope you like it as much as I do. 112 00:07:36,975 --> 00:07:38,376 ...The Movie! 113 00:07:41,614 --> 00:07:43,849 What did they think? Well, let's not jump to conclusions. 114 00:07:43,917 --> 00:07:46,618 We'll look at the tape of the audience watching the movie. 115 00:07:50,724 --> 00:07:52,792 Now comes the part where the movie actually starts. 116 00:07:54,462 --> 00:07:59,032 For God's sake, turn it off! Turn it off! 117 00:07:59,100 --> 00:08:00,233 Oh. 118 00:08:00,301 --> 00:08:02,035 Don't feel bad, boy. 119 00:08:02,103 --> 00:08:03,970 Everyone makes mistakes. 120 00:08:04,038 --> 00:08:05,905 Yours is just public and expensive. 121 00:08:05,973 --> 00:08:08,574 You know, your movie's not all bad. 122 00:08:08,642 --> 00:08:10,476 If you cut out the stuff that didn't work, 123 00:08:10,544 --> 00:08:12,544 it would make a great short film. 124 00:08:12,612 --> 00:08:13,645 A short film?! 125 00:08:13,713 --> 00:08:15,113 Many great directors 126 00:08:15,181 --> 00:08:17,382 like Wes Anderson, Frank Tashlin 127 00:08:17,449 --> 00:08:19,550 and Tim Burton started with short films. 128 00:08:19,618 --> 00:08:21,686 Name one more. Taylor Hackford. 129 00:08:21,754 --> 00:08:23,755 Well, I don't know who that is, 130 00:08:23,823 --> 00:08:25,524 but I'm convinced. Let's start cutting. 131 00:08:31,164 --> 00:08:32,397 Bongiorno. 132 00:08:32,465 --> 00:08:34,265 Where is the Bart-a Simpson? 133 00:08:34,333 --> 00:08:36,167 - I am the Bart. - Bravissimo. 134 00:08:36,235 --> 00:08:38,802 You know me as Luigi, the spaghetti guy. 135 00:08:38,870 --> 00:08:40,937 But I am here in my capacity 136 00:08:41,005 --> 00:08:44,240 as a member of the Hollywood Foreign Press. 137 00:08:44,308 --> 00:08:47,610 Your animated short, Angry Dad, 138 00:08:47,678 --> 00:08:51,881 or as we call it in the pizza English-- Papa Apoplectica, 139 00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:53,483 she has-a been a-nominated 140 00:08:53,551 --> 00:08:55,152 for a Golden Globe. 141 00:08:56,487 --> 00:08:58,188 Now if you'll excuse me, 142 00:08:58,256 --> 00:09:00,757 I have some unhappy news to deliver 143 00:09:00,824 --> 00:09:02,425 to Sir Anthony Hopkins. 144 00:09:02,493 --> 00:09:03,960 Sir Anthony, your pizza-- 145 00:09:04,028 --> 00:09:05,929 She's a-gonna be late. 146 00:09:05,996 --> 00:09:08,197 Damn you. Damn you to hell! 147 00:09:18,374 --> 00:09:19,607 Huh? What? 148 00:09:26,413 --> 00:09:28,014 The creative team from Mixar! 149 00:09:28,082 --> 00:09:30,584 Pardon me. I have seen all of your movies-- 150 00:09:30,651 --> 00:09:33,119 except Cars-- and I can't believe my brother 151 00:09:33,187 --> 00:09:34,554 is in the same category 152 00:09:34,622 --> 00:09:36,756 as the digital Rembrandts of my generation. 153 00:09:36,824 --> 00:09:39,960 So that makes your brother the competition. 154 00:09:40,027 --> 00:09:42,428 Randy, tell her how we feel about that. 155 00:09:46,234 --> 00:09:48,902 ♪ You've got an enemy ♪ 156 00:09:50,304 --> 00:09:55,275 ♪ You've got an enemy ♪ 157 00:09:55,342 --> 00:09:59,112 ♪ You better have nine lives because we have eight knives ♪ 158 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:03,317 ♪ Yes, you've got an enemy ♪ 159 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:07,054 ♪ You've got an enemy. ♪ 160 00:10:09,890 --> 00:10:11,558 ♪ ...Hate your guts ♪ 161 00:10:16,497 --> 00:10:19,933 Hi. Yeah, it's me, Ricky Gervais. 162 00:10:20,001 --> 00:10:22,802 Tanqueray gin and tonic, please. 163 00:10:22,870 --> 00:10:25,572 I'm paid to drink that in my movies. 164 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,173 The amount isn't important. 165 00:10:27,241 --> 00:10:29,008 A lot to you-- let's be honest. 166 00:10:29,076 --> 00:10:31,211 Not so much to me. 167 00:10:31,278 --> 00:10:32,579 Aw. 168 00:10:32,647 --> 00:10:34,114 Okay, you missed it. 169 00:10:34,182 --> 00:10:35,849 But I just put a tip in there. 170 00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:37,785 A big one. Double digits, ten. 171 00:10:37,853 --> 00:10:41,022 The lowest of the double digits, but nevertheless, ten dollars. 172 00:10:41,089 --> 00:10:42,923 So a lot of money to you. 173 00:10:42,991 --> 00:10:44,425 Less to me. 174 00:10:44,493 --> 00:10:45,393 But ten dollars nonetheless. 175 00:10:45,460 --> 00:10:46,660 Look at it. 176 00:10:46,728 --> 00:10:48,362 The ten? That was there before. 177 00:10:48,429 --> 00:10:50,063 It was not! 178 00:10:50,131 --> 00:10:52,132 Who else in here is going to tip ten dollars?! 179 00:10:52,199 --> 00:10:54,167 Keith Urban? Helen Mirren? I don't think so. 180 00:10:54,235 --> 00:10:56,670 They don't have the common touch, do they? Like me. 181 00:10:56,737 --> 00:10:57,971 You've seen that. We've bonded. 182 00:10:58,039 --> 00:10:59,506 You're thinking, "Wow, he's rich. 183 00:10:59,573 --> 00:11:01,675 He's famous. He's got great abs." 184 00:11:01,742 --> 00:11:03,176 Personal trainer. You couldn't afford that. 185 00:11:03,244 --> 00:11:05,411 I used to be fat. I used to eat junk food. 186 00:11:05,479 --> 00:11:06,913 You probably still do. 187 00:11:06,981 --> 00:11:08,181 But you're going, "Wow, look at him. 188 00:11:08,248 --> 00:11:09,482 How much did that suit cost him?" 189 00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:11,050 Nothing. I got it for free. 190 00:11:11,118 --> 00:11:12,552 That's what happens when you're a celebrity. 191 00:11:12,619 --> 00:11:14,521 Helen. Helen. 192 00:11:14,589 --> 00:11:16,656 She can't hear me. Helen! Mirren! 193 00:11:16,724 --> 00:11:18,392 Who does she think she is? 194 00:11:18,459 --> 00:11:20,227 Fur coat, no knickers. 195 00:11:20,295 --> 00:11:23,598 Anyway, mate, your ice is dripping. 196 00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:26,334 And now, to present the Golden Globe 197 00:11:26,402 --> 00:11:29,504 for best animated short, Russell Brand. 198 00:11:29,572 --> 00:11:31,406 It's great to be here with all the old friends 199 00:11:31,474 --> 00:11:32,674 I haven't seen since rehab. 200 00:11:32,742 --> 00:11:33,943 No, no, I'm just kidding. 201 00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:35,143 None of you are my friends. 202 00:11:36,579 --> 00:11:39,314 And now, the nominees for best animated short. 203 00:11:39,382 --> 00:11:41,083 The Brothers of Beauville. 204 00:11:41,150 --> 00:11:42,751 ♪♪ 205 00:12:12,048 --> 00:12:13,549 Saakashvili Spring. 206 00:12:57,127 --> 00:12:58,294 Condiments by Mixar. 207 00:13:03,801 --> 00:13:05,034 And Angry Dad. 208 00:13:06,103 --> 00:13:08,539 And the Globe goes to... 209 00:13:08,606 --> 00:13:09,907 Angry Dad! 210 00:13:18,284 --> 00:13:21,253 I have many people to thank. 211 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:23,522 Angry Dad's voice is part Walter Matthau-- 212 00:13:23,590 --> 00:13:25,091 Hey, Felix-- 213 00:13:25,158 --> 00:13:27,326 part Little Richard-- Whoo! 214 00:13:27,394 --> 00:13:29,928 and a little bit of Snoopy when he cries: 215 00:13:33,799 --> 00:13:36,367 This is insane! He didn't show up for work, 216 00:13:36,434 --> 00:13:38,435 he badmouthed the movie on Jimmy Fallon, 217 00:13:38,503 --> 00:13:40,336 and now he's hogging all the credit! 218 00:13:40,404 --> 00:13:41,771 Don't worry, sweetie. 219 00:13:41,838 --> 00:13:44,907 This is just the first of way too many award shows. 220 00:13:44,975 --> 00:13:47,676 You'll get your chance to say ridiculous things. 221 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,811 I'd like to thank Mr. Speedy Pants Repair 222 00:13:49,879 --> 00:13:52,714 for sewing up my pants just before the ceremony 223 00:13:52,782 --> 00:13:55,117 and the woman who has inspired me every day 224 00:13:55,185 --> 00:13:59,020 for the past 25 years, the cute one from The Bangles! 225 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,423 See you at the cool party! 226 00:14:26,482 --> 00:14:28,849 Hello. I'm wearing my retainer. 227 00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:31,185 Angry Dad got an Oscar nomination?! 228 00:14:31,253 --> 00:14:34,488 ♪ I'm going to the Oscars not as a seat-filler ♪ 229 00:14:34,556 --> 00:14:37,791 ♪ I'll get a gift basket, but I won't declare it. ♪ 230 00:14:37,859 --> 00:14:40,828 Hey, don't you know it's awards season? 231 00:14:40,896 --> 00:14:43,531 Who's calling you at 5:00 in the morning, anyway? 232 00:14:43,598 --> 00:14:45,533 Ah, nobody. Wrong number. 233 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,936 If I find out it's a right number, you're in big trouble! 234 00:14:54,434 --> 00:14:55,936 It's Bart Simpson, 235 00:14:55,948 --> 00:14:57,315 writer-director of Angry Dad! 236 00:14:57,383 --> 00:14:58,616 And you are with? 237 00:14:58,684 --> 00:15:00,451 My lame-o sister Lisa. 238 00:15:00,519 --> 00:15:02,486 And Lisa, who are you wearing? 239 00:15:02,554 --> 00:15:04,555 I believe it's from Lamps Plus. 240 00:15:04,623 --> 00:15:06,958 And where's the Angry Dad himself? 241 00:15:07,026 --> 00:15:08,627 Where's Homer Simpson? 242 00:15:08,695 --> 00:15:10,362 Homer? I don't know. 243 00:15:10,430 --> 00:15:12,999 L.A.'s a world-class city with a lot to offer. 244 00:15:13,066 --> 00:15:14,934 He's probably enjoying the sights. 245 00:15:22,143 --> 00:15:23,277 Uh-oh. 246 00:15:25,013 --> 00:15:26,413 Yo-yo-yo! Why you messing 247 00:15:26,481 --> 00:15:28,816 with Simon Rodeo's folk-art masterpiece?! 248 00:15:28,883 --> 00:15:30,551 Check it out! That's Angry Dad! 249 00:15:30,619 --> 00:15:32,653 Hey, why ain't you at the Oscars, A.D.? 250 00:15:32,721 --> 00:15:34,489 Oscars? What are you talking about? 251 00:15:34,556 --> 00:15:37,525 My son gave me this list of awesome things to do in L.A. 252 00:15:37,593 --> 00:15:40,395 "Chatsworth"? 253 00:15:40,463 --> 00:15:42,330 That's where the 118 meets Topanga Canyon, fool! 254 00:15:42,397 --> 00:15:45,300 Someone must not want you at that kudo-cast, yo. 255 00:15:45,367 --> 00:15:48,470 Damn, Home Simp, you been Oscar-blocked! 256 00:15:48,538 --> 00:15:50,372 What you think about that, Nasty J? 257 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:52,941 That's cold. 258 00:15:53,009 --> 00:15:55,511 Hmm, who could possibly want 259 00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,413 to stop me from accepting an award? 260 00:15:57,481 --> 00:15:59,248 My category comes up pretty soon. 261 00:15:59,316 --> 00:16:01,084 I home free as long as this Oscar show 262 00:16:01,151 --> 00:16:02,785 is tight and fast-paced. 263 00:16:02,853 --> 00:16:05,120 Sound mixers may not be glamorous, 264 00:16:05,188 --> 00:16:07,223 but they make us sound so good. 265 00:16:07,291 --> 00:16:09,458 Without them, we'd be up a creek 266 00:16:09,525 --> 00:16:11,960 without a decibel. 267 00:16:13,863 --> 00:16:17,464 ♪ California... ♪ 268 00:16:17,532 --> 00:16:19,132 No worries, A.D., we got time. 269 00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:20,534 We'll get you over to your venue 270 00:16:20,601 --> 00:16:22,302 and pick up some dim sum on the way. 271 00:16:22,370 --> 00:16:24,805 According to this live blog, Ben Stiller and Jack Black 272 00:16:24,872 --> 00:16:26,440 are doing a bit that will not end. 273 00:16:31,846 --> 00:16:34,748 Turn it off, turn it off! For God's sake, turn it off! 274 00:16:34,816 --> 00:16:39,454 And now please welcome Academy Award winner Halle Berry. 275 00:16:41,257 --> 00:16:43,726 When most people think of animated movies, 276 00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:46,194 they think of 40 minutes or more, 277 00:16:46,262 --> 00:16:48,564 but there is another type of animated film: 278 00:16:48,632 --> 00:16:51,400 40 minutes or less. 279 00:16:51,467 --> 00:16:53,969 Conductor, get ready to play my song. 280 00:16:54,036 --> 00:16:57,505 And the winner is... not going to be announced 281 00:16:57,573 --> 00:16:59,340 until we watch a lengthy clip from each short. 282 00:16:59,408 --> 00:17:02,176 Condiments by Mixar. 283 00:17:05,814 --> 00:17:08,249 The Tabasco brothers got Frenchy! 284 00:17:08,317 --> 00:17:10,919 We're gonna have to leave the kitchen. 285 00:17:12,722 --> 00:17:15,758 I don't want to go! I don't want to go! 286 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,927 Wake me for the syrupy ending. 287 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,831 Timmy's coming! Assume your positions! 288 00:17:26,304 --> 00:17:29,472 My God, I'm empty! 289 00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:31,808 Don't let 'em put pencils in me! 290 00:17:37,614 --> 00:17:39,415 Thanks, Rollin' 80s. 291 00:17:39,483 --> 00:17:41,984 Hey, you two are honorary members for life. 292 00:17:42,052 --> 00:17:44,486 That means any other gang sees you, they'll kill you. 293 00:17:44,554 --> 00:17:46,455 I was born a Rollin' 80 294 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,590 and I'll die a Rollin' 80! 295 00:17:48,658 --> 00:17:51,358 Willis and Crumble in Better Gnomes and Gardens. 296 00:17:51,426 --> 00:17:53,894 Not to worry, Miss Penny Farthing, 297 00:17:53,962 --> 00:17:55,396 Crumble will soon have 298 00:17:55,463 --> 00:17:58,331 your garden gnomes back in tip-top condition. 299 00:18:13,715 --> 00:18:16,284 He's good as new! 300 00:18:16,351 --> 00:18:18,319 You must come in for a spot of tea 301 00:18:18,387 --> 00:18:21,022 and a homemade Marmite sandwich. 302 00:18:21,090 --> 00:18:22,423 Homemade Marmite?! 303 00:18:22,491 --> 00:18:26,260 And made by a woman with such gentle hands. 304 00:18:54,055 --> 00:18:58,793 Crumble! Crumble! 305 00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:01,062 Where has that silly dog got to? 306 00:19:02,465 --> 00:19:03,965 Oh, my! 307 00:19:05,101 --> 00:19:06,768 Good luck, Mr. Park. 308 00:19:06,835 --> 00:19:09,170 There will be no shame in losing to you. 309 00:19:09,238 --> 00:19:10,639 Oh, that's very sweet of you. 310 00:19:10,706 --> 00:19:12,007 Thank you for saying so. 311 00:19:13,309 --> 00:19:14,676 No worries. 312 00:19:14,743 --> 00:19:16,077 I'll just stick 'em back on. 313 00:19:16,145 --> 00:19:17,445 I'm more clay than man now. 314 00:19:17,513 --> 00:19:19,547 And finally, Angry Dad. 315 00:19:23,185 --> 00:19:24,952 No free refills! 316 00:19:37,865 --> 00:19:41,034 Ah! Damn, that's good! 317 00:19:41,102 --> 00:19:44,871 And for best animated short, the Oscar goes to... 318 00:19:44,939 --> 00:19:46,739 Wait, one last moment about me. 319 00:19:46,807 --> 00:19:49,341 Every night, I dream that my teeth fly out of my mouth. 320 00:19:49,409 --> 00:19:51,243 Angry Dad. 321 00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:52,644 Yes! 322 00:19:59,752 --> 00:20:04,055 This is it! I finally get to accept an award for my movie. 323 00:20:06,725 --> 00:20:08,526 Except it's not just my movie. 324 00:20:08,594 --> 00:20:11,162 It was my sister's idea to make this into a short. 325 00:20:11,230 --> 00:20:12,731 And so many animators. 326 00:20:12,799 --> 00:20:14,567 Every day was somebody's birthday. 327 00:20:14,634 --> 00:20:17,437 And you know what? It was my dad's movie, too. 328 00:20:17,504 --> 00:20:20,673 I only wish he were here, and not at Cerritos Auto Square. 329 00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:23,510 You got your wish, boy. I'm proud of you. 330 00:20:23,578 --> 00:20:25,111 I'm sorry I took all the credit. 331 00:20:25,179 --> 00:20:26,780 This whole thing is silly. 332 00:20:26,848 --> 00:20:29,482 I mean, isn't the idea of one person taking credit 333 00:20:29,550 --> 00:20:32,786 for an entire movie the stupidest thing you ever heard? 334 00:20:32,853 --> 00:20:35,521 You make a lot of good points, Bart, a lot of good points. 335 00:20:35,589 --> 00:20:37,323 You're a very thoughtful kid. 336 00:20:37,390 --> 00:20:39,124 You remind me of Deborah Kerr in Black Narcissus. 337 00:20:39,192 --> 00:20:40,826 Anyway, granted, despite what André Bazin might say, 338 00:20:40,893 --> 00:20:42,560 films are a collaborative art form. 339 00:20:42,628 --> 00:20:44,862 But hey, you can't give an Oscar to everyone. 340 00:20:52,071 --> 00:20:53,272 We can still order a replacement 341 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:54,907 from the Academy, right? 342 00:20:54,974 --> 00:20:57,710 Hey, they're, like, five bucks on eBay. 343 00:20:57,778 --> 00:21:00,079 Oh, hi. Ricky Gervais. 344 00:21:00,147 --> 00:21:03,049 Um, such an honor to meet you, Sir Ridley. 345 00:21:03,117 --> 00:21:05,185 I love your movies. 346 00:21:05,252 --> 00:21:06,786 Or as I call them, "films." 347 00:21:06,854 --> 00:21:09,322 Um, glad I bumped into you, actually, 348 00:21:09,390 --> 00:21:13,159 because I'm looking to expand beyond comedy. 349 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:24,235 I know what you're thinking, Sir Ridley. 350 00:21:24,303 --> 00:21:26,737 You're thinking, "Oh, my word! 351 00:21:26,805 --> 00:21:29,774 "He's been making me laugh all these years, 352 00:21:29,842 --> 00:21:33,912 "but now he's moving me as well! 353 00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:36,514 I'm gonna have to put him in my new film!" 354 00:21:41,096 --> 00:21:43,396 What do you think? I'm a seat-filler. 355 00:21:43,524 --> 00:21:44,273 Well, why couldn't you have said that 356 00:21:44,325 --> 00:21:46,026 a minute ago? Don't take any of my ideas. 357 00:21:46,493 --> 00:21:49,528 == Sync, corrected by elderman == == for www.addic7ed.com ==