1 00:00:49,939 --> 00:00:50,872 Ooh! 2 00:01:02,618 --> 00:01:04,085 D'oh! 3 00:01:07,656 --> 00:01:09,323 Hmm?! 4 00:01:16,348 --> 00:01:17,599 Hmm... 5 00:01:18,968 --> 00:01:20,334 Hmm?! 6 00:01:20,386 --> 00:01:21,235 Hey! 7 00:01:33,632 --> 00:01:37,701 ♪ The Simpsons 22x12 ♪ Homer the Father Original Air Date on January 23, 2011 8 00:01:37,772 --> 00:01:41,274 == Sync, corrected by elderman == == for www.addic7ed.com == 9 00:01:42,841 --> 00:01:45,009 Tonight on "Kent's Korrections," 10 00:01:45,077 --> 00:01:47,078 it has been brought to our attention 11 00:01:47,146 --> 00:01:49,614 that the word "correction" is actually spelled with a "C." 12 00:01:49,682 --> 00:01:51,683 We regret any confusion this may have caused. 13 00:01:51,750 --> 00:01:54,986 Lisa, mash the buttons till something good comes on. 14 00:01:55,054 --> 00:01:57,555 Welcome back to Tube Town, 15 00:01:57,623 --> 00:01:59,891 the home of Sheriff Wholesome; Black President... 16 00:01:59,959 --> 00:02:02,093 Failed Geena Davis Sitcom 1986... 17 00:02:02,161 --> 00:02:03,795 The Voiceover Years... 18 00:02:03,862 --> 00:02:06,364 Hannigan, M.F.A.-- But coming up now, 19 00:02:06,432 --> 00:02:09,600 the classic '80s sitcom, Thicker Than Waters. 20 00:02:09,668 --> 00:02:13,121 ♪ Cherish that family smile ♪ 21 00:02:13,188 --> 00:02:19,093 ♪ Picket fence days don't last forever ♪ 22 00:02:19,161 --> 00:02:22,030 ♪ The future is coming up ♪ 23 00:02:22,097 --> 00:02:24,732 ♪ Mom and dad and kids 24 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:30,905 ♪ Are precious. ♪ 25 00:02:34,610 --> 00:02:36,577 Filmed before a live studio audience. 26 00:02:36,645 --> 00:02:40,314 Everyone in that studio audience is dead now. 27 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:47,055 You know candy's bad for your teeth. 28 00:02:47,122 --> 00:02:49,824 If it wasn't for candy, you'd be out of business. 29 00:02:50,959 --> 00:02:53,261 Hmm. Share these with your friends. 30 00:02:54,730 --> 00:02:58,066 Dad, I need a new baseball glove. 31 00:02:58,133 --> 00:03:00,301 Son, if I just bought you a glove, 32 00:03:00,369 --> 00:03:01,836 you wouldn't appreciate it. 33 00:03:01,904 --> 00:03:03,471 I'm afraid you're gonna have to 34 00:03:03,539 --> 00:03:04,972 earn the money for it yourself. 35 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,709 Aw, come on, Dad. 36 00:03:07,776 --> 00:03:08,976 Aw... 37 00:03:09,044 --> 00:03:10,812 Oh no, not "the face." 38 00:03:16,118 --> 00:03:17,719 Oh, life was so much easier 39 00:03:17,786 --> 00:03:20,788 when a machine told you when to laugh. 40 00:03:28,697 --> 00:03:32,133 I liked the producing, the executive producing 41 00:03:32,201 --> 00:03:34,602 and especially the co-producing. 42 00:03:34,670 --> 00:03:38,806 But the supervising producing was the best I've ever seen. 43 00:03:38,874 --> 00:03:42,610 So anyway, that's why me and Nana are taking a break. 44 00:03:43,829 --> 00:03:45,263 Aw! 45 00:03:45,330 --> 00:03:47,698 Oh, stupid cheap bike. 46 00:03:47,766 --> 00:03:51,335 To think I was gonna put fenders on you. 47 00:03:51,403 --> 00:03:53,387 Oh, my God! 48 00:03:55,791 --> 00:03:58,126 I think I just met the thing I'm gonna die on. 49 00:04:19,748 --> 00:04:22,784 Gotta have that minibike. 50 00:04:22,851 --> 00:04:23,951 Oh, my God. 51 00:04:24,019 --> 00:04:25,653 I've found my new look. 52 00:04:25,721 --> 00:04:27,522 Those are girl overalls. 53 00:04:27,589 --> 00:04:29,323 I could pull it off. 54 00:04:32,361 --> 00:04:34,328 Can I have it, Dad? Bart?! 55 00:04:34,396 --> 00:04:35,663 Can I? 56 00:04:36,932 --> 00:04:39,167 Thanks for not buying me that glove 57 00:04:39,234 --> 00:04:43,471 and teaching me what's really important. 58 00:04:43,539 --> 00:04:46,474 Bart, son, if I bought you that bike, 59 00:04:46,542 --> 00:04:48,442 you wouldn't appreciate it. 60 00:04:48,510 --> 00:04:50,611 Because when you get anything you want, 61 00:04:50,679 --> 00:04:52,914 you don't want anything you get. 62 00:04:52,981 --> 00:04:54,248 What is this crap? 63 00:04:54,316 --> 00:04:56,350 Are you wearing a wire? 64 00:04:56,418 --> 00:04:59,987 Someday you'll understand that I'm just being a good dad. 65 00:05:00,055 --> 00:05:01,322 Are you kidding? 66 00:05:01,390 --> 00:05:02,957 You're the worst dad who ever lived. 67 00:05:03,025 --> 00:05:04,792 I'd rather take my chances in a hot car 68 00:05:04,860 --> 00:05:06,360 than go in a store with you. 69 00:05:06,428 --> 00:05:08,613 Why, you little... 70 00:05:08,697 --> 00:05:11,565 Homer, a good father is strong enough 71 00:05:11,617 --> 00:05:13,868 that he doesn't need to use his strength. 72 00:05:13,919 --> 00:05:17,238 What Bart needs is for you to strangle him with your love. 73 00:05:17,306 --> 00:05:18,873 Hmm. 74 00:05:18,924 --> 00:05:20,508 I never thought of fatherhood 75 00:05:20,576 --> 00:05:22,476 as something that could affect a kid. 76 00:05:22,544 --> 00:05:23,978 Son, I won't strangle you anymore, 77 00:05:24,046 --> 00:05:25,813 but I also won't get you that minibike. 78 00:05:25,881 --> 00:05:27,415 How about this? 79 00:05:27,482 --> 00:05:30,284 I let you punch me in the face and you get me a snowmobile. 80 00:05:30,352 --> 00:05:31,319 I wish I could, son. 81 00:05:31,386 --> 00:05:32,854 I really wish I could. 82 00:05:36,825 --> 00:05:39,460 Now it's ready for garbage. 83 00:05:42,564 --> 00:05:44,198 What's wrong, Homie? 84 00:05:44,266 --> 00:05:46,434 Bart's mad because he wanted me to buy him something, 85 00:05:46,501 --> 00:05:49,070 but I didn't think it was the right thing to do-- 86 00:05:51,006 --> 00:05:53,241 Marge, not in front of the refrigerator. 87 00:05:55,077 --> 00:05:58,212 There's nothing sexier than a man being a good dad. 88 00:05:58,280 --> 00:05:59,347 Whoa. 89 00:05:59,414 --> 00:06:02,316 Oh, well, in that case, 90 00:06:02,384 --> 00:06:05,953 Lisa was using her solar calculator yesterday, 91 00:06:06,021 --> 00:06:08,890 so I opened the drapes to let in more sun. 92 00:06:11,827 --> 00:06:13,895 Just hope the kids didn't hear us. 93 00:06:13,962 --> 00:06:16,497 Well, maybe your kids didn't. 94 00:06:20,569 --> 00:06:23,204 Lise, I gotta talk to you. I'm busy. 95 00:06:23,272 --> 00:06:24,972 Don't you minimize me! 96 00:06:27,609 --> 00:06:29,677 Fine. Just get in here. 97 00:06:29,745 --> 00:06:32,747 How can I earn money to buy the world's most awesome thing? 98 00:06:32,814 --> 00:06:34,415 You could deliver newspapers. 99 00:06:34,483 --> 00:06:36,484 Kids don't deliver newspapers anymore. 100 00:06:36,551 --> 00:06:38,286 It's just creeps in trucks. 101 00:06:39,888 --> 00:06:41,622 Maybe if you buckle down and get good grades, 102 00:06:41,690 --> 00:06:42,990 Dad will give you money. 103 00:06:44,126 --> 00:06:45,159 Does he give you money 104 00:06:45,227 --> 00:06:46,494 for getting good grades? 105 00:06:46,561 --> 00:06:48,162 I've been doing the family's books for years. 106 00:06:48,230 --> 00:06:49,931 I take what I need. 107 00:06:50,699 --> 00:06:52,199 You were right, Dad. 108 00:06:52,267 --> 00:06:54,468 By not telling the teacher that Jimmy cheated 109 00:06:54,536 --> 00:06:56,570 on the French test, it's like I cheated. 110 00:06:56,638 --> 00:06:58,639 Well, as they say in Paris, 111 00:06:58,707 --> 00:07:01,676 "Ma voiture est pleine de crème glacée." 112 00:07:01,743 --> 00:07:04,612 You just said, "My car is full of ice cream." 113 00:07:07,516 --> 00:07:09,850 Dad, if I get an "A" on my math test, 114 00:07:09,918 --> 00:07:11,252 would that be worth some money? 115 00:07:13,255 --> 00:07:15,890 Well, in season two, when Sam got good grades, 116 00:07:15,958 --> 00:07:18,826 he got a very surprising reward. 117 00:07:18,894 --> 00:07:21,862 And if you do it, son, you'll get the same. 118 00:07:21,930 --> 00:07:23,464 There's no way that means anything 119 00:07:23,532 --> 00:07:25,232 other than I get a minibike. 120 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:27,702 To the library! 121 00:07:30,472 --> 00:07:31,472 Hmm? 122 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:34,041 Hmm... 123 00:07:57,232 --> 00:08:00,051 Aah! 'Tis the playground ghost! 124 00:08:00,118 --> 00:08:02,520 I swear I didn't mean to kill ya! 125 00:08:02,587 --> 00:08:05,256 It's me, Willie-- Bart Simpson. 126 00:08:05,324 --> 00:08:06,791 Oh, oh, right. 127 00:08:08,643 --> 00:08:11,846 There's no such thing as a playground ghost. 128 00:08:11,913 --> 00:08:14,098 How could you mistake him for me? 129 00:08:14,182 --> 00:08:17,518 It was that sassy mouth that got ye killed in the first place. 130 00:08:17,586 --> 00:08:19,286 TV ANNOUNCER: Coming up next on Tube Town: 131 00:08:19,354 --> 00:08:22,023 he's in your face from outer space-- 132 00:08:22,090 --> 00:08:24,191 Upscalien in Da House! 133 00:08:26,228 --> 00:08:28,596 ♪ There once was an alien whose mother called him Trey ♪ 134 00:08:28,663 --> 00:08:31,165 ♪ From the fanciest planet in the Milky Way ♪ 135 00:08:31,233 --> 00:08:33,367 ♪ Stole his dad's ship, took it for a trip ♪ 136 00:08:33,435 --> 00:08:36,037 ♪ Saw Lake Erie on his radar and he thought he'd take a dip. ♪ 137 00:08:38,306 --> 00:08:40,074 I did it. I got an "A"! 138 00:08:40,142 --> 00:08:41,008 That's great. 139 00:08:53,455 --> 00:08:55,923 Uh, Dad, if we could get to the reward...? 140 00:08:55,991 --> 00:08:58,959 Son, you already have your reward-- 141 00:08:59,027 --> 00:09:02,730 the feeling of accomplishment you can only get from hard work. 142 00:09:02,798 --> 00:09:03,798 What the...?! 143 00:09:03,865 --> 00:09:05,366 I wanted a minibike! 144 00:09:05,434 --> 00:09:07,201 I told all my friends I was getting one. 145 00:09:07,269 --> 00:09:08,969 Well, if they care that much 146 00:09:09,037 --> 00:09:10,905 about whether you have a minibike, 147 00:09:10,972 --> 00:09:12,373 then they weren't really your friends. 148 00:09:12,441 --> 00:09:13,741 Yes, they were! 149 00:09:13,809 --> 00:09:15,042 But now they won't be! 150 00:09:15,110 --> 00:09:16,610 Because I don't have a minibike! 151 00:09:17,712 --> 00:09:19,747 Hmm, if this were a TV show, 152 00:09:19,815 --> 00:09:22,049 that would be a hell of an act break. 153 00:09:22,117 --> 00:09:24,852 But it could use a button. 154 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:28,222 Oh, well, what if I said... 155 00:09:28,290 --> 00:09:29,857 Well, if you... 156 00:09:29,925 --> 00:09:31,158 Eh. 157 00:09:35,516 --> 00:09:38,351 We now return to I Lost Lucy. 158 00:09:38,419 --> 00:09:41,354 Mrs. Carbuncle, I need you back at the bank. 159 00:09:41,422 --> 00:09:44,600 Robert Wagner is coming in to open a checking account. 160 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,852 Yah still see that crow on shows sometimez. 161 00:09:52,247 --> 00:09:53,714 Coming up on Tube Town: 162 00:09:53,782 --> 00:09:55,983 the '80s classic, Supreme Courtney. 163 00:09:56,051 --> 00:09:59,620 ...according to the principle sublato fundamento, cadit opus, 164 00:09:59,688 --> 00:10:02,590 we need to look at Hargrove v. the State of New York, 165 00:10:02,658 --> 00:10:04,459 in which the court firmly adhered to the... 166 00:10:09,865 --> 00:10:11,466 Stupid jerk. 167 00:10:11,533 --> 00:10:13,334 He owes me a minibike, and I am going to get it. 168 00:10:18,207 --> 00:10:19,740 Hey, Apu. 169 00:10:19,808 --> 00:10:21,609 Mr. Homer, you inadvertently left 170 00:10:21,677 --> 00:10:24,979 your nuclear plant security badge in the birthday card rack. 171 00:10:25,047 --> 00:10:26,447 Can't lose that. 172 00:10:26,515 --> 00:10:28,516 It's the best picture of me I have. 173 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:30,551 Well, I am more concerned with global terrorism. 174 00:10:30,619 --> 00:10:32,520 America's enemies would give anything 175 00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:34,355 for your nuclear knowledge. 176 00:10:34,423 --> 00:10:37,725 Yeah, I do know a lot about nuclears. 177 00:10:37,793 --> 00:10:40,862 And America has so many Iran, Iraq, 178 00:10:40,929 --> 00:10:43,397 China, Mordor, 179 00:10:43,465 --> 00:10:45,266 the hoochies that laid low Tiger Woods, 180 00:10:45,334 --> 00:10:48,069 undesirable immigrants, by which I mean 181 00:10:48,137 --> 00:10:51,038 everyone that came after me, including my children... 182 00:10:51,106 --> 00:10:54,475 ...so I'm offering to trade your country nuclear secrets 183 00:10:54,543 --> 00:10:56,944 for a minibike. 184 00:10:57,012 --> 00:11:00,014 Concludingly yours, Bart Simpson. 185 00:11:09,992 --> 00:11:12,460 Hmm... hmm! 186 00:11:12,528 --> 00:11:15,696 Marge, would you like a Thicker Than Waters collectible plate? 187 00:11:15,764 --> 00:11:18,666 Homer, you can't order anything from that magazine. 188 00:11:18,734 --> 00:11:20,635 It's 25 years old. 189 00:11:20,702 --> 00:11:22,436 Oh, yeah? I'll show you. 190 00:11:22,504 --> 00:11:25,907 "TV Guide Offer, One World Trade Center..." 191 00:11:25,974 --> 00:11:27,308 Did I get any mail today, Mom? 192 00:11:27,376 --> 00:11:30,244 Uh, well, of course you did. 193 00:11:30,312 --> 00:11:31,445 A gutter cleaning coupon? 194 00:11:32,848 --> 00:11:34,615 Hey, they're your gutters, too. 195 00:11:34,683 --> 00:11:35,950 Oh! 196 00:11:39,471 --> 00:11:40,588 Huh? 197 00:11:47,596 --> 00:11:49,363 You must've found out about my letters. 198 00:11:50,632 --> 00:11:52,200 They were just a joke. 199 00:11:52,267 --> 00:11:53,734 Really? That's too bad. 200 00:11:53,802 --> 00:11:55,970 Because we are very interested in your offer. 201 00:11:59,208 --> 00:12:00,841 Uh, you're just lucky we picked you up 202 00:12:00,909 --> 00:12:02,310 before the FBI got to you. 203 00:12:05,881 --> 00:12:09,417 Another disgrace for the French Bureau of Investigation. 204 00:12:11,153 --> 00:12:13,888 Don't forget us, the A-Team of Finland. 205 00:12:13,955 --> 00:12:17,258 I pity the fool who messes with B.A. Backstrom. 206 00:12:24,446 --> 00:12:25,880 We accept your offer. 207 00:12:25,948 --> 00:12:27,815 The secrets from your father's nuclear plant 208 00:12:27,883 --> 00:12:29,917 for one Street Assassin minibike. 209 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:32,120 Just transfer everything 210 00:12:32,187 --> 00:12:32,987 to this flash drive. 211 00:12:35,157 --> 00:12:36,624 I don't know. 212 00:12:36,692 --> 00:12:38,726 Can I really betray my country? 213 00:12:38,794 --> 00:12:41,562 I say the Pledge of Allegiance every day. 214 00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,364 You pledge allegiance to the flag. 215 00:12:43,432 --> 00:12:45,133 And the flag is made in China. 216 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,135 Hmph. 217 00:12:47,202 --> 00:12:49,370 We return to "Thicker Than Waters," 218 00:12:49,438 --> 00:12:51,672 the E! True Hollywood Story." 219 00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:54,075 Digby Sheridan, who played Patrick, 220 00:12:54,143 --> 00:12:56,477 had enormous problems with the show. 221 00:12:56,545 --> 00:12:58,413 Crap, total crap. 222 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,348 You, writer, what's your name? 223 00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:02,250 Um, David Mamet. 224 00:13:02,317 --> 00:13:05,086 Well, Mr. Mamet, why don't you learn 225 00:13:05,154 --> 00:13:07,021 how to write a script! 226 00:13:09,158 --> 00:13:10,992 Hmm... . 227 00:13:11,059 --> 00:13:12,226 I could use that. 228 00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:23,204 Dad, I was thinking about it, and you're right. 229 00:13:23,272 --> 00:13:25,206 You shouldn't buy me something I didn't earn. 230 00:13:25,274 --> 00:13:26,941 And because you gave me the tough love 231 00:13:27,009 --> 00:13:29,243 I didn't know I needed, I'm gonna be spending 232 00:13:29,311 --> 00:13:30,878 lots and lots more time with you. 233 00:13:30,946 --> 00:13:32,980 Aw. 234 00:13:33,048 --> 00:13:35,516 He's buying it. 235 00:13:35,584 --> 00:13:37,585 I'm buying it! 236 00:13:37,653 --> 00:13:41,255 ♪ Cherish that family smile ♪ 237 00:13:41,323 --> 00:13:46,461 ♪ Picket fence days don't last forever ♪ 238 00:13:46,528 --> 00:13:50,198 ♪ The future is coming up ♪ 239 00:13:50,265 --> 00:13:51,666 ♪ Mom and Dad ♪ 240 00:13:51,733 --> 00:13:56,604 ♪ And kids are precious. ♪ 241 00:13:56,672 --> 00:13:58,973 I love visiting you at work, Dad. 242 00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:01,476 And I love having you here, son. 243 00:14:01,543 --> 00:14:03,811 'Cause you can wake me up if somebody comes. 244 00:14:22,898 --> 00:14:24,198 Check this out, Bart. 245 00:14:24,266 --> 00:14:26,200 One of those retinal scan dealies. 246 00:14:26,268 --> 00:14:30,738 It only opens to my eye or an exact copy. 247 00:14:36,512 --> 00:14:39,146 Let's see if this works. 248 00:14:45,888 --> 00:14:47,955 Ooh! Damn, that hurt! 249 00:14:48,023 --> 00:14:49,490 I'll just use my eye. 250 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,228 Sweet dreams, boy. 251 00:14:54,296 --> 00:14:56,531 They will be if you're in 'em, Pops. 252 00:15:13,348 --> 00:15:15,516 Aw, they gave me my own vanity plate. 253 00:15:33,368 --> 00:15:37,071 You're gonna love meeting my friends. 254 00:15:39,274 --> 00:15:41,075 Where the hell did that come from? 255 00:15:41,143 --> 00:15:42,810 It's from me, son. 256 00:15:42,878 --> 00:15:44,312 Want me to take it up to your bed 257 00:15:44,379 --> 00:15:45,346 so you can snuggle with it? 258 00:15:45,414 --> 00:15:46,614 No! 259 00:15:46,682 --> 00:15:48,616 Why in the world would you get me this? 260 00:15:48,684 --> 00:15:50,985 Because you've been such a great kid lately, 261 00:15:51,053 --> 00:15:53,688 and I wanted to show you I appreciated it. 262 00:15:53,755 --> 00:15:54,956 Oh. 263 00:15:55,023 --> 00:15:57,425 That's great. 264 00:15:57,492 --> 00:16:01,262 I wouldn't trade it for all the tea in... China... 265 00:16:01,330 --> 00:16:03,364 Something wrong, Bart? 266 00:16:03,432 --> 00:16:06,634 You betrayed your country for no reason. 267 00:16:06,702 --> 00:16:09,670 Now you're gonna see stars and stripes forever! 268 00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:26,972 I've got summer squash! 269 00:16:27,039 --> 00:16:29,841 Mm, the boy's acting really weird. 270 00:16:29,909 --> 00:16:31,877 I did everything that TV show told me to, 271 00:16:31,944 --> 00:16:33,612 and he's still not happy. 272 00:16:33,679 --> 00:16:37,249 Well, maybe you shouldn't listen to a 30-year-old TV show 273 00:16:37,316 --> 00:16:38,750 that only got on the air 274 00:16:38,818 --> 00:16:40,218 'cause the creator had evidence 275 00:16:40,286 --> 00:16:42,721 the network president ran over a guy. 276 00:16:42,789 --> 00:16:44,956 Where's he going? 277 00:16:51,497 --> 00:16:55,951 Why on earth would a child go to the zoo? 278 00:17:05,761 --> 00:17:07,829 It's still here. Yes! 279 00:17:07,897 --> 00:17:10,632 I get the flash drive back and the manila envelope! 280 00:17:12,919 --> 00:17:15,387 Aha! Typical American treachery! 281 00:17:15,454 --> 00:17:17,789 I can't believe a boy who would betray his country 282 00:17:17,857 --> 00:17:19,024 would betray a different country. 283 00:17:19,091 --> 00:17:20,258 Unbelievable! 284 00:17:20,326 --> 00:17:21,493 Terrible! 285 00:17:21,561 --> 00:17:23,094 Masters, I can explain. 286 00:17:23,162 --> 00:17:24,095 Explain nothing! 287 00:17:24,163 --> 00:17:25,363 Hand over the flash drive. 288 00:17:28,634 --> 00:17:30,702 Then you leave us no choice. 289 00:17:30,770 --> 00:17:31,870 A teddy bear?! 290 00:17:31,938 --> 00:17:34,940 A teddy bear made in China. 291 00:17:44,684 --> 00:17:45,851 Step away from the traitor! 292 00:17:45,918 --> 00:17:47,352 Dad! 293 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:49,521 The boy's flash drive may be in there, 294 00:17:49,589 --> 00:17:53,325 but I've got a lifetime of nuclear secrets up here. 295 00:17:54,927 --> 00:17:56,494 Okay, but don't read our subtitles. 296 00:18:14,313 --> 00:18:15,780 I know what you're saying. 297 00:18:15,848 --> 00:18:18,049 I understand food talk in every language! 298 00:18:20,486 --> 00:18:23,922 American fatso, your knowledge helped us build this plant. 299 00:18:23,990 --> 00:18:25,690 We would like you to have the honor 300 00:18:25,758 --> 00:18:28,059 of cutting the ceremonial ribbon. 301 00:18:31,631 --> 00:18:35,433 Um, I'll see myself out. 302 00:18:37,770 --> 00:18:41,106 Okay, who can take me to the airport for less than $20? 303 00:18:45,144 --> 00:18:47,445 I can stand here all day. 304 00:18:47,513 --> 00:18:50,248 Oh, my feet hurt. 305 00:18:51,817 --> 00:18:53,852 You know, Dad, I really did have 306 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:55,620 a good time hanging out with you. 307 00:18:55,688 --> 00:18:59,391 Well, now it's time for the best kind of bonding-- 308 00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:01,860 sitting next to each other in silence, 309 00:19:01,928 --> 00:19:04,796 staring blankly at the TV. 310 00:19:04,864 --> 00:19:08,500 ♪ They fight and fight, they fight and fight and fight ♪ 311 00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:09,768 ♪ Fight-fight-fight, fight-fight-fight! ♪ 312 00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:42,467 It's good enough. 313 00:19:42,535 --> 00:19:44,736 Let's go home. 314 00:19:44,804 --> 00:19:48,406 == Sync, corrected by elderman == == for www.addic7ed.com == 315 00:19:51,978 --> 00:19:53,945 Rebecca, you briefly inspired 316 00:19:54,013 --> 00:19:56,047 the hairstyle called "The Lizzie." 317 00:19:56,115 --> 00:19:58,383 Is "The Lizzie" with us here tonight? 318 00:19:58,451 --> 00:20:00,385 I was clear with your people 319 00:20:00,453 --> 00:20:02,887 that I would not recreate "The Lizzie." 320 00:20:02,955 --> 00:20:05,857 Oh, but "The Lizzie" is here. 321 00:20:05,925 --> 00:20:07,892 "I shouldn't judge my prom date 322 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,028 "just because he's in a wheelchair. 323 00:20:10,096 --> 00:20:13,999 I should judge him by who he is in here." 324 00:20:14,066 --> 00:20:15,600 The family hugs. 325 00:20:15,668 --> 00:20:16,434 Ew. 326 00:20:16,502 --> 00:20:17,969 I slept with 327 00:20:18,037 --> 00:20:20,305 everyone in the cast, including the dog. 328 00:20:20,373 --> 00:20:22,407 To quote Matthew Perry from Friends, 329 00:20:22,475 --> 00:20:25,176 "too much information." 330 00:20:25,244 --> 00:20:27,245 And to quote Dwayne from What's Happening, 331 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:30,615 "Hey... Hey... Hey." 332 00:20:34,954 --> 00:20:38,256 ♪ Cherish that family smile ♪ 333 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:43,495 ♪ Picket fence days don't something-something ♪ 334 00:20:43,562 --> 00:20:46,898 ♪ The future is coming soon ♪ 335 00:20:46,966 --> 00:20:49,834 ♪ Mom and Dad and kids ♪ 336 00:20:49,902 --> 00:20:53,763 ♪ Are something. ♪ 337 00:20:56,662 --> 00:20:58,630 My favorite song now. 338 00:20:58,697 --> 00:21:01,666 Sorry, "Don't Fear The Reaper." 339 00:21:04,470 --> 00:21:06,905 Everybody! Air guitar! 340 00:21:06,972 --> 00:21:08,773 Come on, do it with me. 341 00:21:08,841 --> 00:21:10,909 Use your whammy bar! Whoo! Now fuzz it up! 342 00:21:13,245 --> 00:21:15,046 Excellent.