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The Simpsons.

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Five, four, three, two, one.

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Well, that's all the time we have.

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So long, kids!

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Krusty the Clown
is brought to you by

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the new GameStation 256.

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It's slightly faster, to the max.

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256?

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Oh, and I'm stuck with this useless 252.

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Don't destroy me.

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I can still make you happy to the max!

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Here's a headline for Jay,

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"Ketchup Truck Hits Hamburger Stand."

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Mom, can I have 200 bucks
for a 256-K GameStation?

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That's less than a dollar a K!

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Oh, I might be able to help you.

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With a song about thrift.

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When you get a penny from a chum.

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Don't just buy some bubble gum.

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Put it in your cap
put it in your cap.

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When you find a nickel in the snow.

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Don't blow it on a picture show.

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Put it in your cap
put it in your cap

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I don't have a cap.

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When you spy a quarter in a pie...

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You want money?

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Get a job, like your old man.

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Well, maybe I should.

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So, now you're smarter
than your old man, eh?

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- I guess.
- I like your attitude.

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Take what you need.

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Nice day's work, kid.

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This is for you.

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You're paying me in hair?
Are you insane?

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Man, I need a job.

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You need job.

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I have job for you.

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You take these.

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You hang Thai menu on door.

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I get more business.

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Send daughters to small,
liberal arts college.

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Swarthmore, maybe Sarah Lawrence.

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Call professors by first name...

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Ha! Dynamite!

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Hang them on the door, got it.

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Hey, no menus!

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Or I'll cut you like a box...

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along the flaps!

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You quitter!

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Quitter boy! Quitter Boy!

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I'm sorry.

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Now, restaurant fail.

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Children go to state college.

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Serious students powerless
against drunken jockocracy.

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Baseball hats everywhere.

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Hey, man, this job is too dangerous.

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Menu boy no be coward, like shrimp.

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Menu boy be brave, like prawn.

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Menu boy must move silently, like ghost.

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Leave no footprint, only lunch specials.

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Hai.

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Well, I never...

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What a waste.

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There you go little fish.

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Bart, do you know how many trees died

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to make those menus?

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I don't know. A million?

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You're ruining the Earth.

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True, but I gots to get paid.

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Money was funny, Sister.

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Oh, Betty.

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Bart, it's so sweet of you

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to take the family out to Krusty Burger.

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Hey, some people in this family are doers

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and some are don't-ers.

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Don't you call me a...

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Take that, Lisa's beliefs.

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Oh, how cute!

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Kids, look who's on the roof!

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I knew this day would come.

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The cows are taking back what's theirs.

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No. I think they're protesters.

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Hey, there are cows on the roof.

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I thought my pager was busted.

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Get back in.

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It's only funny with a small car.

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Take down the clown!

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Take down the clown!

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Listen, I'm on your side.

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Let's get a dialogue going.

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Take out the mother cow.

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The rest will follow.

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Your corporation
cuts down the rain forest

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to create grazing land for cattle!

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Oh, for the love of...

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Give me that!

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No, you can't!

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Don't worry, honey.

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They're just firing beanbags.

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You can't silence
the truth with beanbags.

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That's nice work with the bag-zooka.

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Got to love what you do, chief. Mm-hmm.

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Are you all right?

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I've had worse.

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In New Orleans, they hose us with Tabasco.

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Oh, you're so heroic.

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All right, cow-boy.

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I'll see you in moo-nicipal court.

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Huh! Good one, Chief.

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What? What'd I say?

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I can't believe how young he is.

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He'd be cute if he weren't so idealistic.

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Look, Marge, I'm in a limo!

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The Simpsons are going to Paris.

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The eco-radical group Dirt First,

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staged a daring protest today
at Krusty Burger.

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Krusty the Clown has issued
the following statement,

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"This, I don't need."

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The group is led by
teenage activist Jesse Grass,

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a dreadlocked dreamboat
whose Birken... stock is on the rise.

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Boring.

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Ah, the Luftwaffe.

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The Washington Generals
of the History Channel.

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Dad, change it back.

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Yeah, that was the boy Lisa likes.

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No, I don't.

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"Lisa and Jesse sitting in a tree.

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"K-I-S-S-I-N-G"

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Shut up!

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"First comes love, then comes..." Um...

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Damn it, I know this.

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I'd like to visit a prisoner.

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Yeah, sure.

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Aren't you coming with me?

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Hey, I get enough flaming toilet paper

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thrown on me at home.

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Fire in the hole!

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Jesse?

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You do yoga?

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Yeah, but I started before it was cool.

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My name's Lisa Simpson.

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I think your protest was incredibly brave.

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Thank you. This planet needs
every friend it can get.

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Oh, the Earth is the best.

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That's why I'm a vegetarian.

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Well, that's a start.

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Oh, well, um, I was thinking
of going vegan.

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I'm a level-five vegan.

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I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.

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Wow.

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Um, I started an organic compost pile
at home.

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Only at home?

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You mean you don't pocket-mulch?

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Oh, it's so decomposed.

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Do you think I could join Dirt First?

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Well, we might have an opening
at the poser level.

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Oh, thank you, thank you!

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Have a good time at your hippie club.

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You've welcome to come, too.

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No, I like to save
the environment my own way.

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Mmm... donuts.

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I am happy to report
we've succeeded in blocking

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the St. Patrick's Day Parade,

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which every year steps on several lizards.

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- Right on!
- Death to humans!

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Don't celebrate yet.

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The mayor had a secret tree auction
last night.

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What am I bid for the logging rights

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to Springfield's oldest redwood tree?

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$30,000 to make cages
for animal experimentation.

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$50,000 for Thai menus.

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Daughter on wait list at Bennington.

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100,000 simoleons

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to make the world's first
drive-through humidor.

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Sold to the rich Texan.

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Yee-haw! Yippi-i-ki-yi-yay!

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Whoo, doggies!

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Thanks to Caleb for the tape.

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How'd you sneak that camera in?

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I got my ways.

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They can't cut down that sequoia

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if one of us is living in it.

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Any volunteers?

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I'll do it!

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Man, I am so there!

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Me, me, me.

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Whoa, hold on.

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Once you're up there, you can't come down.

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Not for a Phish concert,
not even for Burning Man.

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Well, someone will hear the call...

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and whoever does will have
a place in my heart.

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Sheesh, look at these refugees.

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How about a smile?

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They've undergone terrible hardships.

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Well, moping won't make it better.

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Mom, Dad, there's something I have to do.

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You're not going to like it,

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but I really believe it's the right thing.

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Marge, she's going to narc on our stash.

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We don't have a stash.

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No, of... course not.

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Wow.

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Oh, I didn't think it would be so high.

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Maybe I could just circulate a petition.

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Ooh, I'll show you.

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Well, this looks like
a good place to set up camp.

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Wow, what a view.

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Gentlemen, start your chainsaw.

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Not so fast!

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Now, you come down from there, missy.

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I won't come down
till you spare this tree!

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Hang in there, Laura!

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It's Lisa!

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Right. Lisa! You're hard-core!

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Oh, he said I was hard-core.

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Oh, no! My baby's up there!

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It's OK, Mom! I have a safety line.

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This is your fault
with your non-threatening.

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Bobby Sherman-style good looks.

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No girl could resist your charms.

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This was her choice, Mr. Simpson.

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I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

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I was lost in your eyes.

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All right! A care bucket.

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Hot Thai soup.

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Oh, Bart.

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"Dear Lisa, you rock.

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Mom is calling rescue agencies.

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Dad is building a giant ladder,
but it is of poor quality.

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We miss you. Bart."

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It's day four

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for Springfield's "li'lest"
tree hugger.

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Excuse me. That's "littlest" tree hugger.

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And whether you love or hate her politics,

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you've got to go gawk at this crazy idiot.

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Oh... Oh, 7:00.

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The family's just sitting down to dinner.

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You call that saying grace?

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Oh, now, they're making popcorn

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and hanging Christmas stockings

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and coloring Easter eggs.

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Oh, I can't take it.

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Would it be so bad if I just went home
for an hour?

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Whoa.

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Don't worry, I'll be right back.

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Ew, someone's been marking
their territory.

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Hey, everybody, I'm...

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I'll just rest here for a minute.

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Oh, it's morning. I got to get back.

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Oh, no!

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Oh, Mom, those loggers
chopped down the tree.

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Why did I have to leave my post?

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Now, honey, let's turn on the news

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and forget our troubles.

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Springfield's oldest resident has died.

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No, it wasn't Mr. Burns.

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It was this majestic, old redwood

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which was brutally cut down last night.

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Not by loggers, but by lightning.

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Lightning?

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At least, it wasn't my fault.

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Lightning attracted by this metal bucket.

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Still unknown is the fate

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of tree-sitter Lisa Simpson.

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I'm afraid it doesn't look good, Kent.

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We found her sleeping bag right here.

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Our working theory is that

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the lightning exploded her.

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- Back to you, Kent.
- You don't get to say that.

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Good-bye, Lisa. We'll miss you.

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Oh, no! Lisa's gone!

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And nothing will bring her back!

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Unless...

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Dad! I'm not dead.

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Oh, praise God! You're alive!

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Unless...

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Oh, my! They made you a shrine.

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I loved Lisa Simpson.

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Loved her like shrub

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and I would give anything
to see her sweet face again.

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But in death,
she will do more for our cause

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than she ever could've done in life.

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Uh-huh. In Texas, we do tragedy right.

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That's why, in memory
of that poor little girl,

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I'm turning this entire forest

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into the Lisa Simpson Wilderness Preserve.

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We won, Lisa.

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We finally won.

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This... is for you.

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He cut off his favorite dread.

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We have to tell them

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you're not dead.

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No, Mom! It's a memorial forest now.

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If I'm alive, they'll cut it down.

295
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,858
You are not pretending
to be dead, young lady.

296
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:07,818
This family has had nothing but bad luck

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when it comes to farce.

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Homer, it's Neddy!

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I baked you a little something
to ease the pain.

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Must hide Lisa.

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Come in!

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00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,585
So, Bart, our school policy
is to give students

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in your situation... straight A's.

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Get out! What's the catch?

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The tragic loss of your sister.

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Ah, yes. Ghastly business, that.

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Grieving father, coming through.

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00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,436
Homer, uh, booze is on the house,

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seeing as how Lisa is, um...

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How do I put this, uh...

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riding the midnight train to Slab City.

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Thanks for the beer, Moe.

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But before Lisa died, she made this tape

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that I think you should hear.

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Dear Moe, if anything should
ever happen to me,

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I want you to tear up my Dad's tab

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and pour cocktail onions... Dad, I can't...

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Read it!

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...pour cocktail onions

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down your pants.

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Well, I ain't never said no
to a dead girl yet.

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And now Branford Marsalis will play

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using Lisa's very own saxophone.

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Don't touch it!

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They can clone her from the spit!

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Good luck, Milhouse.

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And finally, an exciting announcement

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from our good friends at Omni-Pave.

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Folks, last night, the dear, departed Lisa
came to me in a dream.

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She told me her fondest wish
was that this forest

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would become the world's rootin'est,

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tootin'est, pollutin'est amusement park!

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It was Lisa's dream.

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You promised us a nature preserve.

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Now, don't you fret.

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We're sensitive to all your eco concerns.

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That's it, boys.

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The gift shop will go right there.

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Yee-haw! Cut it down!

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No!

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A girl!

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I'm not dead.

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And neither is my sense of moral outrage.

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Oh, here we go.

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Sir, have you no shame?

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00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:24,705
Clearly, I don't.

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00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:30,085
Now get your heinie off of Lisa Land.

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00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,754
A redwood is not a promotional tool.

349
00:19:35,465 --> 00:19:38,260
Good Lord! He's cutting the guy-wires.

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Nice work, tree.

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Now, return to me.

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What?

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Oh, right. I don't have superpowers...

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just yet.

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00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,163
Sweet!

356
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:08,165
It's headed for the business district.

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00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,462
Not my company!

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No!

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00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,434
It was Finger Ling-Ling Good!

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No!

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00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,150
Yee-haw!

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00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,445
Score one for the bad guys!

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00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:42,741
Hey, Lisa.

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00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:45,202
Aw, Jesse, they locked you up again.

365
00:20:45,285 --> 00:20:47,454
Yeah, but I'm still fighting
for the Earth.

366
00:20:47,537 --> 00:20:49,831
I even got them to install
a solar-powered electric chair.

367
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,209
Dude, we've been here all morning.

368
00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:55,128
Could you at least re-moisten
my head sponge?

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00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,214
Well, I'll write you letters

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on rice paper, with a soy pencil.

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00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:01,218
Aw, you're sweet.

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00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:04,638
Did they ever stop the log?

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00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:05,639
Not yet.

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00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:06,890
What's up with that?

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This log is your log.

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This log is my log.

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When lightning struck it.

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It kicked the bucket

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I poured some onions.

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Inside my trou... sers.

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This log it used to be a tree.

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00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:32,040
Now, it spreads love to you and me.

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00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:37,879
Hey, look it's heading out to sea.

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