1 00:00:02,486 --> 00:00:03,460 ♪ Salt peanuts, salt peanuts ♪ 2 00:00:04,988 --> 00:00:06,580 ♪ Salt peanuts, salt peanuts. ♪ 3 00:00:06,732 --> 00:00:08,398 D'oh. 4 00:00:08,417 --> 00:00:10,384 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:16,849 (playing harmonizing notes) 6 00:00:17,076 --> 00:00:19,351 You know, you play pretty well 7 00:00:19,503 --> 00:00:21,745 for someone with no real problems. 8 00:00:21,797 --> 00:00:25,006 That's 'cause I had the best teacher. (giggles) 9 00:00:25,026 --> 00:00:27,693 -(saxophone playing jazz music) -ANNOUNCER: If you love sports 10 00:00:27,920 --> 00:00:30,011 and house flipping shows, telenovelas mexicanas 11 00:00:30,089 --> 00:00:32,013 and Holocaust documentaries, 12 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:33,181 get Everything+. 13 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:34,867 We'll stream anything, 14 00:00:35,018 --> 00:00:36,535 even shows that Peacock rejected. 15 00:00:36,686 --> 00:00:37,778 We've got vintage cartoons 16 00:00:37,930 --> 00:00:39,687 with the racism and violence edited out, 17 00:00:39,782 --> 00:00:41,040 so they're four seconds long. 18 00:00:41,267 --> 00:00:43,100 (whistling tune) 19 00:00:43,227 --> 00:00:46,937 Gurr, why, look, it's Mr. Crow Jangles. 20 00:00:47,030 --> 00:00:49,173 ♪ ♪ 21 00:00:51,493 --> 00:00:54,611 ♪ Scratch that itch, scratch that itch ♪ 22 00:00:54,630 --> 00:00:56,871 ♪ The lotto's gonna make you rich ♪ 23 00:00:56,965 --> 00:00:59,283 -(jazz music stops playing) -Hey, that's a Bleeding Gums Murphy song. 24 00:00:59,301 --> 00:01:01,226 But they changed the lyrics. 25 00:01:01,378 --> 00:01:03,804 He never would've sung this garbage. 26 00:01:03,898 --> 00:01:06,139 ♪ Only a dollar ♪ 27 00:01:06,292 --> 00:01:08,959 ♪ Scratch and you'll holler. ♪ 28 00:01:08,977 --> 00:01:11,978 This is sacrilegious. Listen to the original. 29 00:01:12,131 --> 00:01:13,238 (blues music playing) 30 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:17,801 ♪ So filled with sorrow ♪ 31 00:01:17,861 --> 00:01:21,288 ♪ Can't face tomorrow. ♪ 32 00:01:22,232 --> 00:01:24,308 ♪ Get in it to win it ♪ 33 00:01:24,326 --> 00:01:26,493 ♪ It just takes a minute ♪ 34 00:01:26,645 --> 00:01:28,812 ♪ Neither the state lottery nor any of their employees ♪ 35 00:01:28,905 --> 00:01:31,648 ♪ Or agents make any warranty express or implied ♪ 36 00:01:31,667 --> 00:01:34,151 ♪ Including warranties of merchantability and fitness ♪ 37 00:01:34,169 --> 00:01:36,486 ♪ For a particular purpose or assumed liability ♪ 38 00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:38,580 ♪ For the accuracy, completeness or usefulness ♪ 39 00:01:38,748 --> 00:01:41,325 ♪ Of information from this song. ♪ 40 00:01:41,418 --> 00:01:43,994 I can't believe they're using a jazz legend 41 00:01:44,087 --> 00:01:46,105 to sell lottery tickets. 42 00:01:46,256 --> 00:01:47,681 Why do you hate the lottery? 43 00:01:47,833 --> 00:01:49,333 It's my retirement plan. 44 00:01:49,426 --> 00:01:51,685 Ugh. The lottery is a tax on people 45 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:54,113 who can't calculate the insanely low odds of winning 46 00:01:54,340 --> 00:01:56,189 because they went to schools that are underfunded 47 00:01:56,342 --> 00:01:59,618 because of-- guess what-- scams like the lottery. 48 00:01:59,769 --> 00:02:02,028 (breathes deeply) And they trick poor dopes 49 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:04,456 into buying tickets they can't afford. 50 00:02:04,683 --> 00:02:06,125 ♪ Only a dollar ♪ 51 00:02:06,352 --> 00:02:07,793 ♪ Scratch and you'll holler ♪ 52 00:02:08,020 --> 00:02:10,370 ♪ I've got a one-in-50 million chance to win. ♪ 53 00:02:10,447 --> 00:02:12,372 Bleeding Gums would've been furious. 54 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,115 He hated gambling. 55 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:16,209 Really? How do you know? 56 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:18,044 Because I'm Bleeding Gums's biggest expert. 57 00:02:18,197 --> 00:02:19,787 I edit his web page. 58 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:22,215 All right, all right, working on that title. 59 00:02:22,368 --> 00:02:26,145 And I made a bust of his embouchure. 60 00:02:27,389 --> 00:02:29,039 So that's what an embouchure is. 61 00:02:29,132 --> 00:02:30,874 I learned something today. 62 00:02:30,893 --> 00:02:33,226 And now to forget it. 63 00:02:33,379 --> 00:02:34,469 Gone. 64 00:02:35,397 --> 00:02:37,714 -♪ Scratch that itch ♪ -♪ Scratch that itch ♪ 65 00:02:37,807 --> 00:02:41,067 ♪ I can buy a diamond collar for my bitch ♪ 66 00:02:41,236 --> 00:02:43,553 ♪ Sólo un dólar ♪ 67 00:02:43,647 --> 00:02:46,165 ♪ Scratch y usted llegará holler ♪ 68 00:02:46,316 --> 00:02:48,650 ♪ That's the end of our pitch. ♪ 69 00:02:48,744 --> 00:02:50,894 -(Lisa groans) -Oh, lighten up, Lisa. 70 00:02:50,987 --> 00:02:53,914 As Jesus said, "You've got to play to win." 71 00:02:54,066 --> 00:02:55,340 He didn't say that. 72 00:02:55,492 --> 00:02:58,235 After he turned water into wine, he said a lot of stuff 73 00:02:58,253 --> 00:03:00,470 that he didn't remember in the morning. 74 00:03:02,349 --> 00:03:05,166 Hey, Sticks, Soaky, Count Four Count, 75 00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:06,910 Hi Hat Pat, The Three Bottoms, 76 00:03:06,929 --> 00:03:10,080 -Salty Joe and the Irregular Heartbeats... -(plays chord) 77 00:03:10,098 --> 00:03:13,600 ...No Nickname Henderson, Daly Night, Nighty Day, 78 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:16,086 and the Backup Boys. 79 00:03:16,104 --> 00:03:18,697 ♪ Ooh, woo, ooh ♪ 80 00:03:18,848 --> 00:03:20,741 ♪ We're expendable. ♪ 81 00:03:20,850 --> 00:03:22,534 I am sure you're all as upset as me. 82 00:03:22,686 --> 00:03:23,944 Hell yeah! 83 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:26,446 -About what? -About Bleeding Gums's music 84 00:03:26,598 --> 00:03:28,932 being misappropriated by the lottery. 85 00:03:29,025 --> 00:03:30,542 It happens all the time. 86 00:03:30,694 --> 00:03:35,047 America's only original art form is stealing Black music. 87 00:03:35,198 --> 00:03:37,624 Well, there's only one way to stop them: 88 00:03:37,776 --> 00:03:39,867 boycott the lottery. 89 00:03:39,962 --> 00:03:42,112 Shh. They're announcing the lotto numbers. 90 00:03:42,130 --> 00:03:43,964 (excited chatter) 91 00:03:44,116 --> 00:03:45,799 BROCKMAN: Six, 27, 92 00:03:45,951 --> 00:03:48,042 32, 14... 93 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:50,729 -(disappointed chatter) -Oh, man. Come on. 94 00:03:50,956 --> 00:03:53,139 Let me tell you something, people. One more number, 95 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:54,716 and I'm a winner. 96 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,127 If it happens, that's the last you'll see of me. 97 00:03:57,145 --> 00:03:58,812 I despise this town, 98 00:03:58,964 --> 00:04:00,797 especially the death-stalking ghouls 99 00:04:00,799 --> 00:04:01,815 who watch local news. 100 00:04:01,967 --> 00:04:03,300 And the last number is... 101 00:04:03,318 --> 00:04:05,727 -(chime sounds) -62. I lost. 102 00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:07,153 (groans) 103 00:04:07,306 --> 00:04:10,082 In other news, Kent Brockman's "Hooray for Springfield!" 104 00:04:10,233 --> 00:04:11,250 airs tomorrow at 8:00. 105 00:04:11,401 --> 00:04:13,493 (chuckles): Oh, I love this town. 106 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,479 Just once, I want to be one of those guys 107 00:04:15,497 --> 00:04:17,923 who wins the lottery and blows it on a single binge 108 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:19,666 that haunts him to his grave. 109 00:04:19,835 --> 00:04:20,834 (Lisa sighs) 110 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,095 Aw, what's wrong? 111 00:04:23,246 --> 00:04:25,580 A jazz god's work has been misappropriated. 112 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,173 But I'm gonna fix it. 113 00:04:27,326 --> 00:04:28,583 Come here, kid. This is important. 114 00:04:28,677 --> 00:04:32,345 Lisa, if you ever listen to one thing I say, it's this: 115 00:04:32,498 --> 00:04:35,274 don't try to save anyone or anything. 116 00:04:35,501 --> 00:04:37,851 Please, please, do not waste your time 117 00:04:37,927 --> 00:04:39,185 chasing lost causes. 118 00:04:39,338 --> 00:04:40,837 The environment? It's over. 119 00:04:40,856 --> 00:04:42,839 Democracy? Hanging by a thread. 120 00:04:42,858 --> 00:04:46,343 Broadcast television? Only losers still watch that. 121 00:04:46,436 --> 00:04:48,787 -(drill whirs) -(man screaming) 122 00:04:49,014 --> 00:04:51,531 So promise me you won't waste time 123 00:04:51,683 --> 00:04:53,366 on this jazz dealy. 124 00:04:53,519 --> 00:04:54,609 You have my word. 125 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:57,854 I won't waste any more time on lost causes. 126 00:04:58,857 --> 00:05:02,208 (quietly): Because time spent on lost causes is never wasted. 127 00:05:02,361 --> 00:05:03,468 What did you just mutter? 128 00:05:03,695 --> 00:05:05,470 Something that undercut what I said. 129 00:05:05,622 --> 00:05:07,697 That's my girl. 130 00:05:07,791 --> 00:05:09,049 The Springfield Lottery has been accused 131 00:05:09,201 --> 00:05:11,793 of misappropriating a revered musician's work. 132 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,703 Tonight, because... (chuckles) 133 00:05:13,722 --> 00:05:16,039 ...this crap station is still stuck with me, 134 00:05:16,058 --> 00:05:18,966 I'm hosting a debate between the state lottery and Lisa Simpson, 135 00:05:18,986 --> 00:05:20,652 who has anointed herself 136 00:05:20,879 --> 00:05:24,531 the world's foremost Bleeding Gums Murphy expert. 137 00:05:25,734 --> 00:05:27,642 I'm still working on that name. 138 00:05:27,703 --> 00:05:28,827 But I can tell you 139 00:05:29,054 --> 00:05:31,496 he would not want his incredible music 140 00:05:31,723 --> 00:05:35,575 used for this carnival of greed known as the lottery. 141 00:05:35,727 --> 00:05:40,263 -Little girl, you claim to know everything about Mr. Murphy. -I do. 142 00:05:40,265 --> 00:05:43,324 -Do you even know his first name? -Oscar. 143 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:46,403 -Do you know his favorite key? -B-flat. 144 00:05:46,572 --> 00:05:49,348 Mm, that's right. Favorite brand of reed? 145 00:05:49,499 --> 00:05:50,423 Légère. 146 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:51,925 Favorite type of jazz? 147 00:05:52,001 --> 00:05:53,410 -Straight-ahead. -Huh. 148 00:05:53,428 --> 00:05:55,412 Do you know the name of his first recording? 149 00:05:55,430 --> 00:05:59,006 Well, his first album was Broken Elevator Blues. 150 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:02,027 -Yes... -But his first recording 151 00:06:02,254 --> 00:06:03,695 was at Minton's Playhouse 152 00:06:03,922 --> 00:06:06,089 playing alongside Thelonious Monk 153 00:06:06,182 --> 00:06:08,533 when Bleeding Gums was 16. 154 00:06:08,726 --> 00:06:09,926 Hmm, right again. 155 00:06:10,095 --> 00:06:13,096 She'll know this. She'll know this. 156 00:06:13,189 --> 00:06:15,949 Aha. How old is his son? 157 00:06:16,101 --> 00:06:17,100 He has a son? 158 00:06:17,193 --> 00:06:18,451 -(buzzer buzzes) -(gasps) 159 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,194 I did not know that. 160 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:22,122 No further questions, Your Honor. 161 00:06:22,274 --> 00:06:24,290 But this isn't a courtroom. 162 00:06:24,367 --> 00:06:26,200 Overruled. 163 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:28,220 -We'll be right back. -(musical sting plays) 164 00:06:33,877 --> 00:06:35,042 (crying) I feel like a fool. 165 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,469 How could I love someone so much 166 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:39,472 and not know something so important about him? 167 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,048 Don't worry, Lisa. 168 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:44,127 -To me, you're perfect. -I am? 169 00:06:44,220 --> 00:06:46,646 Yes. But I'm just an image created by your mind, 170 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,648 so I say what you want. 171 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,409 Oh, that's pleasant. 172 00:06:50,594 --> 00:06:53,078 Come on, Lis. Let's play Target Lisa. 173 00:06:53,229 --> 00:06:55,305 Sorry, I'm too sad. 174 00:06:55,323 --> 00:06:58,308 I can barely play the soulless sounds of Kenny G. 175 00:06:58,326 --> 00:06:59,993 No one likes Kenny G. 176 00:07:00,145 --> 00:07:02,479 That's why they killed Kenny A through F. 177 00:07:02,497 --> 00:07:05,257 I didn't even know my hero had a son. (sniffles) 178 00:07:05,408 --> 00:07:08,593 Watching you cry makes me feel the need to act. 179 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,581 Ah, much better. 180 00:07:13,675 --> 00:07:15,434 I'm gonna find your son. 181 00:07:15,661 --> 00:07:17,102 And I'm gonna find out what he thinks 182 00:07:17,253 --> 00:07:19,438 about the way your songs are being used. 183 00:07:19,665 --> 00:07:23,833 Well, here's a clue. I named him after my favorite piano player. 184 00:07:23,852 --> 00:07:26,427 Monk. M-Monk Murphy. 185 00:07:26,521 --> 00:07:27,279 That's right. 186 00:07:27,430 --> 00:07:28,930 Now that you've got the name, 187 00:07:29,024 --> 00:07:29,948 just check the phone book. 188 00:07:30,099 --> 00:07:31,766 What's a phone book? 189 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:34,453 I have been dead a long time. 190 00:07:37,106 --> 00:07:38,698 Hi. I'm Lisa Simpson. 191 00:07:38,850 --> 00:07:40,274 And you're Monk Murphy. 192 00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:42,443 Oh, my God. You look just like your father. 193 00:07:42,612 --> 00:07:43,703 Let me guess. 194 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:46,206 You're one of the musicians my dad mentored. 195 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,858 Do you want to come in and see pictures of him? 196 00:07:48,993 --> 00:07:50,469 Well, I don't want to impose on your time. 197 00:07:50,696 --> 00:07:53,454 -Okay. -Oh, yes! Please, please, please. 198 00:07:53,474 --> 00:07:56,123 Let me just tell you, I loved your dad. 199 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:59,719 For a blues musician, he could really cheer people up. 200 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:02,981 Just thinking about him makes me smile. (chuckles) 201 00:08:03,208 --> 00:08:06,392 And I found out he recorded a song just for you. 202 00:08:06,545 --> 00:08:08,302 "Monk's New Tune." 203 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:12,716 (singing along): ♪ Before I was saved by my better half ♪ 204 00:08:12,734 --> 00:08:15,068 ♪ I once disappeared ♪ 205 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:18,071 ♪ In a black-and-white photograph. ♪ 206 00:08:18,165 --> 00:08:19,164 Please, I'm sorry. 207 00:08:19,391 --> 00:08:21,074 That's not something I can enjoy. 208 00:08:21,226 --> 00:08:23,076 I understand. You miss your dad. 209 00:08:23,228 --> 00:08:25,745 I do. But I can't enjoy music 210 00:08:25,897 --> 00:08:28,064 because I can't hear it. Never could. 211 00:08:28,066 --> 00:08:30,083 I was born profoundly deaf. 212 00:08:30,235 --> 00:08:32,235 Oh. But this whole time we were talking, 213 00:08:32,254 --> 00:08:34,846 -you seemed to hear everything. -I read lips. 214 00:08:34,998 --> 00:08:36,072 Then read this: 215 00:08:36,165 --> 00:08:37,498 I'm your dad's biggest fan. 216 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:40,243 (chuckles) Did you love him as much as I do? 217 00:08:40,336 --> 00:08:41,928 Yes. He was a great dad. 218 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,731 He even refereed my soccer games. 219 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,692 (whistle blows, jazz tune plays) 220 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,420 -(Lisa exhales) -You know, 221 00:08:50,438 --> 00:08:52,680 his whole world was music and me. 222 00:08:52,774 --> 00:08:54,515 So he took it kind of hard 223 00:08:54,609 --> 00:08:57,327 when he found out that I couldn't hear. 224 00:09:05,028 --> 00:09:07,212 (clanging loudly) 225 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,619 This boy's hearing loss is so profound, 226 00:09:22,712 --> 00:09:25,063 you could fire a gun right next to his head, 227 00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:26,306 and he wouldn't hear it. 228 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,974 That's not how you tested him, is it? 229 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,484 Of course not. 230 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,629 There have been great advancements, though. 231 00:09:32,647 --> 00:09:33,905 With a cochlear implant 232 00:09:34,132 --> 00:09:36,074 combined with auditory and language therapy, 233 00:09:36,301 --> 00:09:37,892 he could potentially hear quite well. 234 00:09:37,986 --> 00:09:41,062 But I have to warn you, like any important medical miracle, 235 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:42,396 it's only for rich people 236 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:44,916 and doctors who get a huge discount. 237 00:09:45,026 --> 00:09:47,068 (laughs) 238 00:09:47,145 --> 00:09:49,403 Son, I'm gonna work night and day 239 00:09:49,497 --> 00:09:51,256 to get you that cochlear implant. 240 00:09:51,483 --> 00:09:54,909 Uh, do you have any other skills besides playing jazz? 241 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,095 I also teach jazz. 242 00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:59,914 Uh, how are you paying for this appointment? 243 00:10:00,041 --> 00:10:01,558 With this. 244 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:06,162 Looks like about $16. 245 00:10:06,255 --> 00:10:09,090 Yeah. I had a good month. 246 00:10:09,184 --> 00:10:11,109 Wow. That must be when your father wrote 247 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:13,427 "Sixteen Bucks Just Ain't Enough." 248 00:10:13,447 --> 00:10:16,005 Do you still want to get the cochlear implant? 249 00:10:16,099 --> 00:10:17,841 I do. Very much. 250 00:10:18,009 --> 00:10:19,692 But I take after my dad. 251 00:10:19,845 --> 00:10:23,270 He played jazz for a living. I run a nonprofit. 252 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:26,607 I make a lot more than he did but not enough. 253 00:10:26,701 --> 00:10:29,628 Wait. Did you know they're using your dad's song 254 00:10:29,855 --> 00:10:31,354 for the Springfield Lottery? 255 00:10:31,523 --> 00:10:33,873 Oh, my God. What? But he hated gambling. 256 00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:35,967 I know. Did he tell you that? 257 00:10:36,194 --> 00:10:38,711 Uh, no. I learned it on the website, 258 00:10:38,864 --> 00:10:40,530 Bleeding Gummy Bears. 259 00:10:40,623 --> 00:10:43,975 (chuckles): Yes! Finally nailed the title. 260 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:46,293 But the lottery must be giving you money. 261 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,388 Enough for the implant. Right? 262 00:10:48,464 --> 00:10:51,207 Nope. I'm afraid I haven't gotten any money. 263 00:10:51,226 --> 00:10:54,301 I'm sorry, what? I was destined to find you. 264 00:10:54,396 --> 00:10:56,713 My new mission in life is to make you happy. 265 00:10:56,806 --> 00:10:58,231 You're my new cause. 266 00:10:58,383 --> 00:11:00,158 Hold up. I'm not anybody's cause. 267 00:11:00,385 --> 00:11:03,310 I enjoy who I am. I love my community. 268 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,906 And, you know, sometimes I like turning off annoying sounds 269 00:11:07,058 --> 00:11:08,558 by just closing my eyes. 270 00:11:08,727 --> 00:11:10,727 Oh, yes. I hate annoying noises. 271 00:11:10,745 --> 00:11:13,396 Now just listen. Here's what we're gonna do. 272 00:11:13,489 --> 00:11:17,008 We're gonna bring those publishers to their knees. 273 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,301 You and I are g... 274 00:11:19,921 --> 00:11:21,388 ...gonna lawyer up, and I... 275 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,558 Then, eventually, the Supreme Court will hear... 276 00:11:27,245 --> 00:11:29,187 ...going to restore your dad's legacy. 277 00:11:29,414 --> 00:11:32,248 Now? I have to eat. I have a blood sugar thing. 278 00:11:32,267 --> 00:11:36,027 It's so much easier if you don't work against me here. 279 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,938 It's cool. They know me here. 280 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,181 (coughs) 281 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,591 (raspy voice): Mind if I open this window? 282 00:11:41,684 --> 00:11:44,093 This place has windows? 283 00:11:44,112 --> 00:11:46,187 (coughs) I'm home. 284 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:49,190 Ooh, they put up a memorial wall. 285 00:11:49,284 --> 00:11:51,692 That's McCoy Tyner. He played with Coltrane. 286 00:11:51,712 --> 00:11:54,379 Gerald Wilson, the west coast Duke Ellington. 287 00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:57,198 And look, Sarah Vaughan. (gasps) 288 00:11:57,366 --> 00:11:59,959 Oh, no. Etta Pryor passed? 289 00:12:00,111 --> 00:12:01,553 No, baby, I didn't. 290 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:04,889 I am not gonna lean against this wall anymore. 291 00:12:05,116 --> 00:12:07,726 Now scat. (chuckles) No, no, no. Baby, please. 292 00:12:07,877 --> 00:12:09,635 Not that kind of scatting. 293 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,730 (scatting) 294 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,125 We just wanted some information about my dad. 295 00:12:16,219 --> 00:12:17,794 Monk Murphy? (chuckles) 296 00:12:17,887 --> 00:12:21,147 Your dad used to bring you here when you was just a baby. 297 00:12:21,224 --> 00:12:23,649 You know, I wrote so many songs about you. 298 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:26,393 Like, uh, um, um, "Please Change the Baby's Diaper." 299 00:12:26,488 --> 00:12:28,747 "That Baby Spit Up on My Good Dress." 300 00:12:28,898 --> 00:12:30,749 And "Who Brings a Baby to a Jazz Club?" 301 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,250 Now, that was a smash hit. 302 00:12:32,401 --> 00:12:34,160 Oh, it's so good to see you again. 303 00:12:34,312 --> 00:12:36,813 No one knew your dad better than me. 304 00:12:36,831 --> 00:12:38,906 I knew him better than his mama, 305 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,426 his preacher and his supplier 306 00:12:41,577 --> 00:12:43,336 at the Sunglass Hut. 307 00:12:43,488 --> 00:12:45,321 Great. Who owns the rights to his music? 308 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:48,157 I don't know. But I do know this. 309 00:12:48,176 --> 00:12:50,843 Let me tell you about Bleeding Gums. 310 00:12:50,996 --> 00:12:54,105 ♪ He was a scoobedy, scoobedy, scoobedy, scoobedy man ♪ 311 00:12:54,257 --> 00:12:55,681 ♪ With no business sense ♪ 312 00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:57,500 Oh, look, don't you listen to him, 313 00:12:57,593 --> 00:13:00,686 'cause nobody knew Bleeding Gums like me. 314 00:13:00,839 --> 00:13:03,114 ♪ I went on tour with him, tour with him, tour with him ♪ 315 00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:05,675 ♪ Tour with him, tour with him through the '90s ♪ 316 00:13:05,768 --> 00:13:08,194 -♪ Bad businessman ♪ -♪ Yeah, through the '90s ♪ 317 00:13:08,346 --> 00:13:10,863 -♪ Went on tour with him, tour with him, tour with him ♪ -♪ Bad business, bad business ♪ 318 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:13,366 -♪ Tour with him, tour with him through the '90s ♪ -♪ Bad businessman ♪ 319 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,518 -♪ Havana, New Orleans, Manhattan ♪ -♪ Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad ♪ 320 00:13:15,611 --> 00:13:17,370 -♪ And Tokyo, Paris and Amsterdam ♪ -♪ Bad businessman ♪ 321 00:13:17,539 --> 00:13:19,038 -♪ In the '90s ♪ -♪ Not helping, not helping ♪ 322 00:13:19,190 --> 00:13:20,739 -♪ He was a bad, bad ♪ -♪ Not helping, not helping ♪ 323 00:13:20,892 --> 00:13:22,041 -♪ In the '90s ♪ -♪ Not helping, not helping. ♪ 324 00:13:22,210 --> 00:13:24,427 (Count and Etta scatting) 325 00:13:29,701 --> 00:13:31,534 Oh, what's that? 326 00:13:31,627 --> 00:13:34,479 "Treasured Artist Records." His publisher. 327 00:13:34,556 --> 00:13:36,689 That's where we go. 328 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,402 -♪ Bad businessman ♪ -♪ Through the '90s. ♪ 329 00:13:46,309 --> 00:13:48,809 Now we'll find out who's selling your dad's music. 330 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,829 -"Check Is in the Mail Publishing." -(show tune plays) 331 00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:52,738 "Fair Shake Records, a Subsidiary 332 00:13:52,815 --> 00:13:54,666 -of Exploitainment Partners." -(Latin music plays) 333 00:13:54,817 --> 00:13:57,910 -"Rhythm and Soul Records, Harvey Whitebread, Owner." -(hip-hop music plays) 334 00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,730 Ugh. Oh! Here we are. 335 00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:05,510 Look, before I can even talk to you, sign this. Please. 336 00:14:07,088 --> 00:14:08,662 Why'd you do that? 337 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,423 All I got was "please." 338 00:14:10,575 --> 00:14:13,334 That mustache makes his lips hard to read. 339 00:14:13,428 --> 00:14:15,669 Ah, thanks. I work hard on not having readable lips. 340 00:14:15,763 --> 00:14:17,522 Or handwriting. Or fingerprints. 341 00:14:17,673 --> 00:14:20,007 (laughs) Yeah. 342 00:14:20,101 --> 00:14:22,026 How could you sell Bleeding Gums's song 343 00:14:22,178 --> 00:14:25,346 to the lottery? It belongs to him and his family. 344 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:27,848 No, you're right. Uh, Bleeding Gums wrote it. 345 00:14:27,942 --> 00:14:29,275 Then he came to us to distribute it. 346 00:14:29,427 --> 00:14:31,444 He should've read the contract boilerplate, 347 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,446 which we never showed him nor told him actually existed. 348 00:14:33,598 --> 00:14:36,115 And, boy, is there a lot of boilerplate. 349 00:14:36,267 --> 00:14:38,784 But, uh, he got his share. 350 00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:42,271 "Worldwide royalties, 92 cents"? 351 00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:45,032 This is half of what they promised. 352 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,126 This is the 21st century, bub, 353 00:14:47,278 --> 00:14:49,128 where artists own their work. 354 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:50,947 Although they often have to release it for free 355 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:54,409 on the Internet. But we are gonna sue you. 356 00:14:54,411 --> 00:14:55,894 We don't own the rights anymore. 357 00:14:56,045 --> 00:14:58,121 We sold them to a powerful consortium 358 00:14:58,139 --> 00:15:00,123 including Nike, Lay's potato chips, 359 00:15:00,141 --> 00:15:02,049 Turkish oligarchs and Evil Corp. 360 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,794 His hologram's been on tour in Europe. 361 00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:05,978 (saxophone playing jazz music) 362 00:15:06,131 --> 00:15:08,798 ♪ Oh, I been so lonely ♪ 363 00:15:08,816 --> 00:15:11,300 ♪ Since the day I was born ♪ 364 00:15:11,319 --> 00:15:14,654 ♪ All I got is this rusty ♪ 365 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:17,498 ♪ This rusty old horn. ♪ 366 00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:20,251 Well, you tell your consortium 367 00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:22,903 that there's 46 pounds of trouble 368 00:15:22,997 --> 00:15:24,480 standing right here. 369 00:15:24,499 --> 00:15:26,816 It could take years and years to beat them, 370 00:15:26,909 --> 00:15:28,092 but you're into that, right? 371 00:15:28,244 --> 00:15:30,820 -(sighs) Not really. -What? 372 00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:32,838 I'm happy. Let me rephrase that. 373 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,599 I was happy 374 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:37,251 until a little girl came and told me I wasn't. 375 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,772 Please, stop helping me. 376 00:15:40,999 --> 00:15:43,349 No, no, no, no, no. Give me one more chance. 377 00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:45,501 Read my lips. 378 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,195 Nope. 379 00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,175 I guess you were right, Dad. 380 00:15:52,193 --> 00:15:53,600 I'm ready to quit. 381 00:15:53,695 --> 00:15:55,936 I'm proud of you, sweetie. 382 00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:57,288 I've never even tried. 383 00:15:57,515 --> 00:15:59,182 I'm very proud of you, boy. 384 00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:00,866 I'm going to my room. 385 00:16:01,019 --> 00:16:03,019 Nothing beats a lonely, dark room 386 00:16:03,037 --> 00:16:04,687 after a giant mistake. 387 00:16:04,706 --> 00:16:06,965 Love you. (slurps) 388 00:16:07,116 --> 00:16:10,284 Mm. I think something's wrong with Lisa. 389 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,286 Something was wrong with Lisa. 390 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,289 Good news, Marge. I got it all handled. 391 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,790 Oh, boy. 392 00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,685 Maybe I should talk to her. 393 00:16:18,794 --> 00:16:21,370 She just told me she agreed with everything I said. 394 00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:23,630 If you interfere, it'll ruin all my hard work 395 00:16:23,799 --> 00:16:25,632 and send this home into a tailspin 396 00:16:25,801 --> 00:16:27,727 that it may never recover from. 397 00:16:27,879 --> 00:16:30,046 (sighs) Are you sure she's okay? 398 00:16:30,064 --> 00:16:32,991 (saxophone plays melancholy jazz) 399 00:16:33,218 --> 00:16:36,643 She's in her happy place, sad music. 400 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,903 All right, then. 401 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,646 Good night, sweetie. 402 00:16:39,724 --> 00:16:42,500 Uh, sweetie? Could you close your eyes? 403 00:16:42,727 --> 00:16:44,335 They're really bright. 404 00:16:44,562 --> 00:16:46,245 (Marge groans) 405 00:16:46,397 --> 00:16:50,066 ♪ Can't face tomorrow. ♪ 406 00:16:50,084 --> 00:16:52,010 This is so sad. 407 00:16:52,237 --> 00:16:53,903 What's on the B side? 408 00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:55,471 Oh. 409 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:58,908 Hmm. 410 00:16:58,926 --> 00:17:01,227 I'm taking a walk. 411 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,189 I just wish you were here. 412 00:17:05,341 --> 00:17:07,483 You always knew what to say. 413 00:17:09,087 --> 00:17:10,253 Little Lisa, 414 00:17:10,346 --> 00:17:13,089 I'm always magically here for you, 415 00:17:13,182 --> 00:17:15,700 like Will Smith in The Legend of Bagger Vance 416 00:17:15,927 --> 00:17:20,038 or, better yet, Morgan Freeman in Driving Miss Daisy. 417 00:17:20,265 --> 00:17:22,415 (playing theme from Driving Miss Daisy) 418 00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:29,121 May I drive you to the Kwik-E-Mart, Miss Lisa? 419 00:17:29,274 --> 00:17:30,364 (Southern accent): Yes, Hoke. 420 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:33,534 And teach me about equality and civil rights 421 00:17:33,611 --> 00:17:35,961 in a way that doesn't make me feel too guilty. 422 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:37,889 In return, in 30 years, 423 00:17:38,116 --> 00:17:41,208 I will ask you your last name. 424 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,211 (chuckles): Hey, whoa. What are you doing? 425 00:17:44,305 --> 00:17:46,472 I was forming an unlikely friendship. 426 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,141 Hey, me, too. Against how many odds? 427 00:17:49,294 --> 00:17:50,568 All. 428 00:17:50,795 --> 00:17:52,737 (normal voice): But I see you as so much more than that. 429 00:17:52,888 --> 00:17:54,630 It's your legacy I'm fighting for. 430 00:17:54,649 --> 00:17:58,242 And evil corporations can't win against someone like me 431 00:17:58,394 --> 00:18:00,820 who has a big heart, gumption and... 432 00:18:00,972 --> 00:18:02,488 Oh, crap. 433 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,990 I'm just a kid, this is real life, 434 00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,476 and there's only so much I can do. 435 00:18:07,495 --> 00:18:10,070 All right. I surrender to reality. 436 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,572 Little Lisa, 437 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,833 you're finally starting to understand 438 00:18:13,985 --> 00:18:15,985 what the blues is all about. 439 00:18:16,003 --> 00:18:17,220 (Lisa groans) 440 00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,675 Is this where Monk Murphy works? 441 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,103 Yes. He's directing a production of Richard III. 442 00:18:25,330 --> 00:18:28,088 I believe it's the first time an eight-year-old deaf girl 443 00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:29,756 has played that role. 444 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,017 Wow. I am so there. 445 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:35,004 Now is the winter of our discontent 446 00:18:35,097 --> 00:18:38,524 made glorious summer by this son of York. 447 00:18:38,676 --> 00:18:42,102 Son of York! 448 00:18:42,271 --> 00:18:44,497 Son of York! 449 00:18:47,018 --> 00:18:49,460 A mentor. Just like your dad. 450 00:18:49,612 --> 00:18:51,462 Uh, I came to apologize. 451 00:18:51,614 --> 00:18:54,465 Hey, you really don't need to apologize to me. 452 00:18:54,692 --> 00:18:56,283 Oh, really? But I worked so hard on it. 453 00:18:56,361 --> 00:18:58,043 Four drafts. Single-spaced. 454 00:18:58,196 --> 00:18:59,378 It's really good. 455 00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:01,697 How about you just give me the gist? 456 00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:05,050 Sure. You'll love the gist. It's such a great gist. 457 00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:07,127 Okay, here we go. 458 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,963 "Your dad saved me once when I was really sad. 459 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,298 "So when I found out you existed, 460 00:19:11,392 --> 00:19:12,799 "even before I met you, 461 00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:16,045 "I thought saving you somehow was what I was meant to do. 462 00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:18,138 "Now I know the right thing to do 463 00:19:18,232 --> 00:19:20,140 "would have been to just listen to you 464 00:19:20,234 --> 00:19:23,569 when you said you didn't need or want saving." 465 00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:26,813 Awesome. And guess what? I'm getting the implant. 466 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,148 (gasps) That's wonderful. 467 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,075 How did you get the money? 468 00:19:30,228 --> 00:19:32,395 I finished ninth in the lottery. 469 00:19:32,413 --> 00:19:35,898 "Get in it to win it, it just takes a minute." 470 00:19:35,917 --> 00:19:37,917 Ugh. Forget I asked. 471 00:19:38,069 --> 00:19:40,569 Okay, I'm about to activate the device. 472 00:19:40,663 --> 00:19:42,421 This is gonna be so great. 473 00:19:42,573 --> 00:19:44,515 I've picked something very special 474 00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:48,227 for the first sounds you'll ever hear. 475 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:52,932 (groans) 476 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,859 Screw you, Bart! 477 00:19:55,086 --> 00:19:57,028 "Screw you, Bart"? I heard that. 478 00:19:57,255 --> 00:19:59,271 Wow. Beautiful. 479 00:19:59,424 --> 00:20:03,092 Woo-hoo! A forgotten prank made me the center of attention. 480 00:20:03,185 --> 00:20:05,852 Oh, no, no, that's not it. 481 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,855 This is what I wanted you to hear. 482 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,857 ("Monk's New Tune" playing) 483 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:14,861 ♪ Well, I hear the man say ♪ 484 00:20:14,956 --> 00:20:17,790 ♪ Heads up, fellas ♪ 485 00:20:17,959 --> 00:20:20,776 ♪ I hear the band play ♪ 486 00:20:20,795 --> 00:20:23,537 ♪ Monk's new tune ♪ 487 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,039 ♪ My ears hear ♪ 488 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,892 ♪ The music my hands ♪ 489 00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:32,146 ♪ Were blessed to play. ♪ 490 00:20:33,124 --> 00:20:34,381 Oh, my God. 491 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,642 I can hear his voice for the first time. 492 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,810 Thank you, Lisa. 493 00:20:37,962 --> 00:20:40,238 This is totally going on the website. 494 00:20:40,389 --> 00:20:44,800 Oh, you made an old jazz man happy, little Lisa. 495 00:20:44,819 --> 00:20:48,246 Also, uh... what's a website? 496 00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:50,081 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 497 00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:51,974 FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 498 00:20:52,067 --> 00:20:53,567 And FORD. We go further, so you can. 499 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,461 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 500 00:21:00,743 --> 00:21:03,319 ("Happy Talk" playing) 501 00:21:03,412 --> 00:21:07,581 ♪ Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk ♪ 502 00:21:07,675 --> 00:21:11,844 ♪ Talk about things you'd like to do ♪ 503 00:21:11,996 --> 00:21:14,179 ♪ You've got to have a dream ♪ 504 00:21:14,332 --> 00:21:17,016 ♪ If you don't have a dream ♪ 505 00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:21,696 ♪ How you gonna have a dream come true? ♪ 506 00:21:23,190 --> 00:21:26,008 Couldn't you dream us getting better seats? 507 00:21:26,027 --> 00:21:27,601 Much better. 508 00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:30,270 ♪ Ooh, you've got to have a dream ♪ 509 00:21:30,364 --> 00:21:32,957 ♪ If you don't have a dream ♪ 510 00:21:33,108 --> 00:21:36,669 ♪ How you gonna have a dream come true? ♪ 511 00:21:38,873 --> 00:21:41,465 Shh.