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(Bart and Lisa noisily chewing)
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Come on, come on, come on.
Pick up the pace.
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Here you go.
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-(grunts) Mm...
-(gulps)
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Mmm.
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Hurry up! It's almost here.
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-(doorbell rings)
-(exclaims)
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-(panting)
-Mm?
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Yippee!
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My industrial-grade
steam vacuum.
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The same model
they use to clean
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grisly crime scenes
and sticky champagne rooms.
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Okay, ma'am, I have you down
for a three-hour rental
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starting... now.
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Everybody, out, out,
out, out, out!
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Me and the floors deserve
to savor every minute
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of our special spa day.
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And take the dog.
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(barks)
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Now it's my time
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to make these stains "herstory."
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Ugh, are you quoting
their actual slogan?
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I'm quoting my wildest dreams.
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BOTH:
Dog park, dog park, dog park!
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KIDS: Whee!
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-Whee! Whee!
-(boinging)
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BOTH: Trampoline park,
trampoline park,
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trampoline park!
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Aw, don't leave me alone
in that giant dirt toilet
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with all those lonely
dog-obsessed weirdos.
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BOTH: Please.
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-(kids moaning)
-(boinging)
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Well, what could go wrong
with all those doctors around?
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-Hey, Homer.
-What are you doing here?
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(short chuckle) Once it became
clear that human companionship
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was a non-starter,
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I adopted this handsome
little mister, Devin.
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He loves it here.
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The training books say
it's important
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to keep your dog socialized.
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HOMER: It's not a book park.
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And now that you're here,
I have somebody
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I can talk dogs with.
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So, where'd you get your dog?
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Uh, I think he came
with the house?
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Look at us, dog-talking.
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We'll meet here every morning
at 7:00 and have our own club.
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The Dog Dad Boyz.
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I'll reach out
to logo designers.
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HOMER:
Oh, God, somebody
get me out of this.
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(growls)
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(yelps)
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Aah! Dev-Dev!
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Control your psycho, maniac.
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Bad dog dad.
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Membership
in the Dog Dad Boyz revoked.
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Oh, you saved me from
the worst kind of human--
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a dog lover.
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I love you, dog.
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Let's go get you a reward.
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Okay, wait here for two minutes
while I get your treat.
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I'm gonna open
the windows halfway
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and leave the AC running.
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(smacks)
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Hmm.
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What ice cream flavor
will make my dog feel
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like the most cherished creature
in the entire universe?
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(keys jingling)
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Hey, check it out.
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Some jerk left their
dog in the car.
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With the windows
rolled up, no less.
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-Who does that?
-Monster.
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Obviously, no chocolate,
but he does love peanut butter.
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Rum raisin is a no,
for any species.
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(indistinct chatter)
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What kind of lunatic
thinks this is okay?
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Some people are
just born broken.
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(honking horn)
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(whistling a tune)
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Puppy spoiler, coming through.
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Hey, what am I missing?
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A churlish individual saw fit
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to desert their dog
in a hideous sedan.
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Wait, it's not
what it looks like.
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I just left my dog
in my car on purpose.
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(indistinct grumbling)
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Whoa, how could you, man?
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And on a scorcher like today?
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What? It's not a...
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Aah!
Come on boy, help me out.
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Get the keys. Get the keys.
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You expect him to work
under these conditions?
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No, wait.
I think Marge
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hid a key
under the car somewhere.
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The dog-cooking wuss
is trying to hide.
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MAN:
Grab his legs!
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Leave me alone.
I'm good with dogs.
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He locked the Dalmatian
in the firetruck. Oh!
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-(clamoring)
-WOMAN: Gotta be kidding me!
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(cheering)
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Okay, everyone. The dog's fine.
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Why don't you all
just get a life.
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No wonder his dog
is such a psycho.
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(huffs)
He's probably a bad parent, too.
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How dare you?
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Dad, you forgot to pick us up.
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(all gasp)
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(sighs) Glad that's over,
aren't we, boy?
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Uh, I'm not so sure.
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♪ ♪
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MARGE:
Oh... yes.
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(sighs)
This must be
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how Catholics feel
after confession.
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Now, to post some
before-and-after shots
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so the neighbors can eat their
dirty carpet hearts out.
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Hmm?
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No. (gasps)
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No. No...
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No!
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Okay, so far, the neighborhood
rage is contained
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to just dog lovers.
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Oh, no. It's spread
to the cat people.
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Oh, now it's
the horse crazies.
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Those horse crazies
don't mess around.
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Homer, you have
to apologize for yesterday.
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What? Why?
The dog and I are cool.
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Look, we know you didn't
mean to do anything wrong.
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But sometimes you just
need to accept responsibility
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so people will move on.
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So, I drafted you
a heartfelt apology.
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That's so sweet, honey.
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But trust me, it'll blow over.
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When God gave man dominion over
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all the beasts of the Earth,
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that was not
permission for one man
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to abandon a dog
in a hot Plymouth.
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(murmuring)
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Mm. Okay, I get it.
Everybody's mad at me.
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(softly):
Dad, nip this in the bud
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and use my apology.
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I'm Homer Simpson,
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and I'm truly sorry.
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(chanting): Tsk, tsk, tsk!
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Sorry if you pee-pee babies
were offended by something
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that was no big deal
and everything's fine.
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So what's the issue?
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Amazing job, you really
got his voice down.
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Okay, Homer, I think
you've made your point.
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I'm sorry that you don't have
enough things to get mad at.
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I'm sorry that you all have skin
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thinner than gas station
toilet paper.
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And I'm sorry that your
lives are so boring
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that you take a man
who left his rescue dog
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for two minutes to buy him
organic ice cream
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from a woman-owned
local business,
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and you crucify him!
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-(glass shatters)
-Ahh!
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-(Devin yelps)
-LENNY: Ow, my dog's eye!
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Mm-mm.
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♪ ♪
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My fellow Springfielders,
here at Burns Industries,
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we release the hounds
on all forms of disrespect,
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and to tolerance
we say, "excellent."
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As such, we have
terminated association
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with Homer J. Simpson,
as his actions
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do not represent
the values of Evil Corps.
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Moving forward,
we plan to sit back,
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tent our fingers, and listen.
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Well, Homer, on the plus side,
this has made people forget
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-you almost killed the dog.
-Oh...
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-(phone rings)
-Yes, this is the residence
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of the guy who pushed a pastor
out of a church window.
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Uh-huh. And would you
classify that as a death threat
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or merely an
act of extreme violence?
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Thank you for your rage.
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Hm.
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Oh, Lovejoy's fine.
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But I lost my job and now
that trolls put my photos
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and phone number
on the Internet,
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I also lost
my anonon-nim-ninim-ninity.
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There's also a bunch of TikToks
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of people lip-syncing
to what you said,
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because that's
what comedy is now.
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HOMER'S VOICE:
I'm sorry that you all have skin
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thinner than gas station
toilet paper.
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Oh, I've never been
so viciously lampooned.
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I hate this horrible new world.
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What I need now
is the comfort of fast food
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and slow friends.
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(gasping)
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(exclaims)
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Three weeks later.
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ANNOUNCER:
Shrimp? Who you calling shrimp?
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It's prawn time, baby,
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at Dead Lobster's
Annual Prawn-a-thon!
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Grab your bib
for crispy popcorn prawn,
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wood-grilled prawn skewers
sizzling prawn scampi,
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and parmesan-breaded
prawns casino
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served over ice cold lump prawn.
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All washed down with a tropical
Tiki Passion Prawn-tini.
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(gasps) Guys!
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It's Prawn-a-thon time. Guys!
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They wouldn't go without me,
would they?
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(whimpers, gasps)
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(indistinct conversations)
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Oh my God, everybody, shut up.
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It's the pastor-pusher.
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(all gasp)
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Well, I never.
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Why am I always meeting
people who never? Mm.
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Hey, "strangers," enjoying
your entrées of embarrassment
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about being related to me?
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Don't take it personally.
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We need to be able to do
some normal family things
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without being publicly shamed.
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We just want a little
anon-mini-nanom-nini-ninity.
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But Prawn-a-thon?
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That's our special thon.
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I'm so upset
I might not ever be able
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to get my prawn on again.
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Yikes. That has got to be
the saddest thing
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ever said in a chain
seafood restaurant.
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It's not too late, Homer.
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I'm here to help you.
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Help me?
Is this
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some kind of prank,
like when those YouTubers
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chased me with real machetes?
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Wow. And no.
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I have created a refuge
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where people like you
can find redemption.
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I run an institute.
We call it The Institute.
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(gasps)
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And it might just be
your last chance
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at rehabilitating
your reputation.
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Wait, wait, are you saying
you can steam clean,
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if you will,
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my husband's reputational
carpet, if you will?
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I am, and I will. And I will.
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The Institute is his only hope.
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Well, my reputation
is everything to me.
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That doesn't jibe
with your past behavior.
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I'm tired of reputations
being about past behavior.
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I'll do it.
Keep it safe.
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Here at the Institute,
we break our rehabilitants up
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according to the severity
of their mistakes.
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HOMER:
Uh-huh. Yep.
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That makes sense.
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Interesting.
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(chuckles)
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We don't take any Halloween
mishaps more recent than that
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because, at a certain point,
you should know better.
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Totally.
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Homer, meet your team.
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Just like you, they all went
stupid viral in a bad way.
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First up, Helen Lovejoy,
aka "Lemonade Karen."
256
00:11:14,916 --> 00:11:16,232
Let me see your permit.
257
00:11:16,292 --> 00:11:18,251
Where did you steal
these lemons from?
258
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,512
I don't think you're even
from this neighborhood.
259
00:11:20,739 --> 00:11:22,238
Siri, call 911.
260
00:11:22,331 --> 00:11:25,408
THEO: Councilman Jed Hawk,
aka "The Toilet Rocker,"
261
00:11:25,501 --> 00:11:28,261
who always forgets to turn off
his camera and hit mute.
262
00:11:28,413 --> 00:11:30,355
♪ She was a fast machine ♪
263
00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:31,764
♪ She kept her motor clean ♪
264
00:11:31,917 --> 00:11:33,099
(scat singing)
265
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,085
♪ American thighs ♪
266
00:11:36,179 --> 00:11:37,362
-Oh, no.
-(all gasp)
267
00:11:37,589 --> 00:11:40,681
THEO: Larry Doogan,
aka "Pissed-O-Shorty."
268
00:11:40,701 --> 00:11:42,275
He throws tantrums in public.
269
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,201
A lot.
270
00:11:43,428 --> 00:11:45,370
Oh sure, the club's at capacity
271
00:11:45,521 --> 00:11:47,038
as soon as the short guy
shows up.
272
00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:49,115
I get it, and I'm pissed-O!
273
00:11:49,267 --> 00:11:51,209
Oh, so you don't have any
blueberry muffins left
274
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:54,379
for the short man? I'm pissed-O!
275
00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:56,606
I do... realize you only agreed
276
00:11:56,624 --> 00:11:58,608
to spend the rest
of your life with me
277
00:11:58,626 --> 00:12:01,219
-because I'm short,
and it's pissing-me-o!
-(gasps)
278
00:12:01,370 --> 00:12:04,630
THEO: Kirk Van Houten,
aka "Juice Box Dad."
279
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:07,633
Come on, Coach Loser,
don't you want to win?
280
00:12:07,786 --> 00:12:11,471
Take... my son...
out... of the game!
281
00:12:11,623 --> 00:12:13,231
(sighs)
282
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,310
(laughs)
Oh, yeah, I shared that.
283
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,795
Juice Box Dad.
284
00:12:18,964 --> 00:12:21,781
Wait, how am I supposed
to revive my reputation
285
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,316
associating with these scum?
286
00:12:23,468 --> 00:12:25,134
Watch who you're calling short.
287
00:12:25,228 --> 00:12:27,820
Whoa, somebody's pissed-O.
288
00:12:27,973 --> 00:12:29,230
Siri, call 911.
289
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,732
Look, everyone,
let's just calm down.
290
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:34,902
Or what? You'll push us
out a stained glass window?
291
00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:38,572
Hey! That was just a careless
accident born out of rage.
292
00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:41,501
(all clamoring)
293
00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,262
Are we sure we have the right
people for this team?
294
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,248
They're awful.
295
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,727
Which is why they're perfect
for this mission.
296
00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:00,670
Here at the Institute,
we believe
297
00:13:00,763 --> 00:13:02,280
good works overcome bad days.
298
00:13:02,507 --> 00:13:04,173
So, to fix your reputations,
299
00:13:04,175 --> 00:13:06,767
your team will be doing
public acts of charity.
300
00:13:06,861 --> 00:13:08,194
When we post them online,
301
00:13:08,271 --> 00:13:10,622
they will make your
transgressions a distant memory.
302
00:13:10,773 --> 00:13:12,015
Work together?
303
00:13:12,017 --> 00:13:14,959
Sorry, I don't exactly
play well with others.
304
00:13:15,186 --> 00:13:16,352
Okay, then we'll spend the day
305
00:13:16,445 --> 00:13:18,538
doing a bunch of team-building
improv exercises.
306
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,189
Good deeds! Good deeds!
307
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,469
♪ I'm a fool
to do your dirty work ♪
308
00:13:24,696 --> 00:13:27,472
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
309
00:13:27,699 --> 00:13:29,048
♪ I don't wanna do ♪
310
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,475
♪ Your dirty work ♪
311
00:13:30,626 --> 00:13:34,370
♪ No more ♪
312
00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:37,206
♪ I'm a fool
to do your dirty work ♪
313
00:13:37,225 --> 00:13:39,725
♪ Oh, yeah. ♪
314
00:13:39,878 --> 00:13:41,394
-(grunts)
-(laughs)
315
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,213
I can feel my reputation
being restored
316
00:13:44,232 --> 00:13:46,716
with each carefully-staged
good deed.
317
00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:48,809
(people cackling)
318
00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:52,313
Look, it's the people
the Internet told us to hate.
319
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,574
(laughing)
320
00:13:54,726 --> 00:13:57,076
They still hate us.
The plan isn't working.
321
00:13:57,228 --> 00:13:59,395
What do we do now?
Call 911?
322
00:13:59,488 --> 00:14:01,322
Unfortunately,
that was the only way
323
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,232
to get you your lives back.
324
00:14:03,251 --> 00:14:06,419
Well, there is one other way.
No, we can't.
325
00:14:06,495 --> 00:14:09,238
-What?
-No, it's too radical.
326
00:14:09,257 --> 00:14:13,076
Ah, but it's the only thing
that's 100% guaranteed to work.
327
00:14:13,094 --> 00:14:15,261
Hmm, yeah, it does sound
pretty radical.
328
00:14:15,338 --> 00:14:17,080
Thanks for being honest
about that.
329
00:14:17,098 --> 00:14:18,931
Well, sometimes
the only way to get results
330
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,583
is through radical action.
331
00:14:20,602 --> 00:14:22,602
Sorry, we took a vote.
It's too radical.
332
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,511
Wh... I didn't even
tell you what it is yet.
333
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,030
When you said "radical,"
you said enough.
334
00:14:26,182 --> 00:14:27,273
Bye forever.
335
00:14:27,425 --> 00:14:29,592
Look, I thought that
by calling it radical,
336
00:14:29,611 --> 00:14:31,185
you'd be more likely
to want to do it.
337
00:14:31,279 --> 00:14:33,096
Like you'd be intrigued
or something.
338
00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:35,781
(gasps) Intrigued, eh?
339
00:14:35,934 --> 00:14:38,001
You are all here
at The Institute...
340
00:14:39,287 --> 00:14:41,028
...because of
the humiliation you faced
341
00:14:41,122 --> 00:14:43,364
after the world
saw you on your worst day.
342
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:44,531
(all shudder)
343
00:14:44,609 --> 00:14:46,459
But, what if you could
delete all that
344
00:14:46,611 --> 00:14:50,037
from every computer,
every phone, every meme,
345
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:53,057
and even every personal
hard drive on Earth?
346
00:14:53,284 --> 00:14:54,450
But that's impossible.
347
00:14:54,452 --> 00:14:57,395
You'd have to invent
something to do that.
348
00:14:57,546 --> 00:14:58,712
Funny you say that.
I did
349
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,640
invent something to do that.
350
00:15:00,792 --> 00:15:03,234
A universal eradication code
that can completely scrub
351
00:15:03,461 --> 00:15:06,312
any image or video
from the entire Internet.
352
00:15:06,464 --> 00:15:08,239
Scrub us.
You scrub us right now!
353
00:15:08,466 --> 00:15:10,983
Oh, I would, but first
I need to upload the code
354
00:15:11,136 --> 00:15:12,635
into the one server
powerful enough
355
00:15:12,654 --> 00:15:15,413
to reach every corner
of the World Wide Web.
356
00:15:16,658 --> 00:15:17,731
ChumNet.
357
00:15:18,734 --> 00:15:20,810
You mean the company
that puts those annoying
358
00:15:20,828 --> 00:15:24,163
clickbait-y headlines
on the bottom of every website?
359
00:15:24,315 --> 00:15:26,132
Yes, they're everywhere.
360
00:15:27,001 --> 00:15:29,318
No platform has greater reach.
361
00:15:29,337 --> 00:15:31,320
But to upload the scrub code
into their servers,
362
00:15:31,339 --> 00:15:35,158
I need you to break in
to the ChumNet headquarters.
363
00:15:35,176 --> 00:15:37,343
Break in?
That sounds dangerous.
364
00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:38,585
It is, Helen.
365
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,271
That was the radical part
I mentioned earlier,
366
00:15:40,498 --> 00:15:42,423
that didn't seem
to land with any of you.
367
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,425
Radical, eh?
368
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,427
Yeah, we don't have
anything to lose.
369
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:49,280
So, we're kind of like
a suicide squad.
370
00:15:49,507 --> 00:15:52,358
You're exactly kind of like
a suicide squad.
371
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,600
What do you say?
372
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,845
I think we can pull this-O.
373
00:15:55,863 --> 00:15:57,121
I say we do it.
374
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,458
We need to fight for each other,
because we're a family.
375
00:16:00,609 --> 00:16:01,684
ALL: Aw.
376
00:16:01,777 --> 00:16:04,203
A family I don't want or need.
377
00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,872
I miss my actual family,
so let's do this.
378
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,115
(all agree)
379
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,376
But if we're going
on a commando mission,
380
00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:12,136
don't we need
some sort of training?
381
00:16:12,363 --> 00:16:13,620
(laughs) Don't you see?
382
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,290
You've already had
some sort of training.
383
00:16:16,384 --> 00:16:20,627
♪ I'm a fool
to do your dirty work ♪
384
00:16:20,722 --> 00:16:23,314
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
385
00:16:23,466 --> 00:16:27,543
♪ I don't wanna do
your dirty work ♪
386
00:16:27,636 --> 00:16:29,562
♪ No more ♪
387
00:16:29,714 --> 00:16:34,033
♪ I'm a fool
to do your dirty work. ♪
388
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,161
We're in.
389
00:16:37,388 --> 00:16:39,055
Okay, just stay focused
390
00:16:39,148 --> 00:16:41,057
until you find
the ChumNet server room.
391
00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:42,816
What about
all the people in there?
392
00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:45,461
There are no people.
Just clickbait.
393
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,550
So whatever you do,
don't stop to click on anything.
394
00:17:03,431 --> 00:17:06,599
(snorts) Who falls
for this garbage anyway?
395
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,085
-Wait, what does
she look like now?
-(click)
396
00:17:09,178 --> 00:17:12,938
"80 NFL players
who live in bad houses.
397
00:17:13,091 --> 00:17:14,440
Number six will shock you."
(scoffs)
398
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,776
-Well, we'll see about that.
-(click)
399
00:17:16,928 --> 00:17:18,110
"One simple trick to add
400
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,929
-years to your height."
-(click)
401
00:17:20,022 --> 00:17:22,331
Whoa, these headlines
are so tempting.
402
00:17:26,195 --> 00:17:27,937
No!
We have to remember our goal.
403
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:32,050
Erasing our shame and returning
to our pre-pariah lives. (gasps)
404
00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:33,459
Oh, no.
405
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,554
They're all trapped in endless
slow-loading slideshows.
406
00:17:36,781 --> 00:17:38,038
These houses suck.
407
00:17:38,132 --> 00:17:40,616
Sucks, sucks, sucks.
408
00:17:40,635 --> 00:17:43,061
(gasps)
Number six.
409
00:17:43,137 --> 00:17:45,063
Homer, get them out now!
410
00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:48,232
-(alarm blaring)
-(whimpering)
411
00:17:50,978 --> 00:17:52,962
I just wanted to know
which vegetable
412
00:17:52,964 --> 00:17:54,814
gut doctors are begging me
to throw out.
413
00:17:54,966 --> 00:17:58,409
It's radishes. I could have
told you it was radishes!
414
00:17:58,561 --> 00:18:00,894
Find the server room, Homer,
you'll be safe there.
415
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,414
This is prawn-demonium!
416
00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:06,084
Ooh.
417
00:18:07,645 --> 00:18:10,254
THEO:
Okay, straight ahead
is the access port.
418
00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:12,072
Mm...
419
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:13,482
Insert the flash drive.
420
00:18:13,543 --> 00:18:15,167
Once the scrub code
is fully uploaded,
421
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,819
everything will be erased,
422
00:18:16,838 --> 00:18:19,913
and you will return
to a life of anon-min-mity.
423
00:18:19,933 --> 00:18:22,341
Anon-min, Amoni-mity.
424
00:18:22,493 --> 00:18:24,084
COMPUTER:
It's "anonymity."
425
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:28,064
Preparing global Internet scrub
for the following individuals.
426
00:18:28,924 --> 00:18:30,441
HOMER:
There we are.
427
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,779
Wait, who are they?
I recognize these people.
428
00:18:35,006 --> 00:18:36,172
They're really terrible.
429
00:18:36,265 --> 00:18:39,008
That guy raised the price
of insulin for fun.
430
00:18:39,026 --> 00:18:40,693
I think that guy
was just president,
431
00:18:40,845 --> 00:18:42,678
and those are his kids.
432
00:18:42,771 --> 00:18:44,104
And, oh, my God,
433
00:18:44,198 --> 00:18:47,291
that's the football coach
that does all the cheating!
434
00:18:47,518 --> 00:18:49,368
Yes, Homer.
All evidence of their misdeeds
435
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,686
will be erased too.
436
00:18:50,779 --> 00:18:51,704
But that's different.
437
00:18:51,856 --> 00:18:53,856
Those people did
actual bad stuff.
438
00:18:53,875 --> 00:18:56,025
Wow, lot of Russian generals.
439
00:18:56,043 --> 00:18:58,302
COMPUTER:
Upload at 60%.
440
00:18:58,454 --> 00:18:59,620
Jeebus crackers.
441
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,121
So the only way
to save myself
442
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,790
is to erase the crimes
of history's current monsters?
443
00:19:03,885 --> 00:19:05,201
Oh, wise up, Homer.
444
00:19:05,294 --> 00:19:07,645
Who do you think funded
this entire operation?
445
00:19:07,796 --> 00:19:09,480
(gasps)
Scrubbing these villains
446
00:19:09,632 --> 00:19:11,965
is what The Institute
was always really about.
447
00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:12,984
What do I do?
448
00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:15,060
Wait, I never
had a handkerchief.
449
00:19:15,213 --> 00:19:18,698
(gasps) Oh, this is the apology
Lisa wrote for me.
450
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,141
The upload's nearly complete.
451
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,902
I can think of almost nothing
at the last minute
452
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:24,053
that will stop us now.
453
00:19:24,222 --> 00:19:25,329
"It is with my family's support
454
00:19:25,481 --> 00:19:27,281
that I will strive
to do the right thing."
455
00:19:27,392 --> 00:19:29,909
I will strive
to do the right thing!
456
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,395
Homer, listen, you don't know
what my investors
457
00:19:32,413 --> 00:19:34,655
are capable of doing to people
who don't help them cover up
458
00:19:34,749 --> 00:19:36,399
what they're capable of doing.
459
00:19:36,492 --> 00:19:38,992
You don't know
what I'm capable of doing.
460
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:43,055
Yoinking this doodad
out of the computer hole.
461
00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:44,998
(grunts)
462
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:46,759
COMPUTER:
Internet scrub cancelled.
463
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,577
Idiot! You ruined it!
464
00:19:48,671 --> 00:19:50,354
No, my daughter ruined it
465
00:19:50,506 --> 00:19:54,174
by writing the most genuine
and inspirational apology ever.
466
00:19:54,268 --> 00:19:55,985
You should hear it.
467
00:19:57,104 --> 00:19:59,605
I'm Homer Simpson,
and I'm truly sorry.
468
00:19:59,757 --> 00:20:01,348
Sorry, yet also grateful
469
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,608
for this opportunity...
470
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,276
MORGAN FREEMAN VOICE:
In the annals of time,
471
00:20:04,429 --> 00:20:05,703
there have only been five
472
00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:07,705
truly great public apologies.
473
00:20:07,932 --> 00:20:10,099
But on that day,
474
00:20:10,192 --> 00:20:12,710
the words Lisa wrote,
and Homer somehow read
475
00:20:12,861 --> 00:20:14,194
to everyone in the world,
476
00:20:14,288 --> 00:20:16,214
put those others to shame.
477
00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:18,107
It was deeply soul-searching
478
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,276
and 100% effective.
479
00:20:20,294 --> 00:20:23,279
Homer was forgiven by all
480
00:20:23,297 --> 00:20:25,872
and beloved forever.
481
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:27,558
WOMAN:
You failed us.
482
00:20:27,785 --> 00:20:30,728
We're gonna do to you
what we did to democracy:
483
00:20:30,955 --> 00:20:33,046
irreparable damage.
484
00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:34,957
The plan was too radical.
485
00:20:35,050 --> 00:20:38,127
Too radical!
No, no, no!
486
00:20:38,145 --> 00:20:39,553
Radical...
487
00:20:39,647 --> 00:20:42,298
Radical!
488
00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:44,325
♪ ♪
489
00:20:50,657 --> 00:20:53,142
And because of all of you,
from here forward,
490
00:20:53,311 --> 00:20:55,311
I will be the best
Homer Simpson I can be.
491
00:20:55,404 --> 00:20:57,755
There you have it--
a reminder that we could all be
492
00:20:57,982 --> 00:21:00,699
a little more understanding
of one another's humanity.
493
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,926
Up next,
494
00:21:02,077 --> 00:21:05,096
dumb idiot
has heart attack on treadmill.
495
00:21:05,247 --> 00:21:07,914
Another plate of shrimp.
J.K.
496
00:21:08,009 --> 00:21:08,991
It's prawns.
497
00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:11,418
(laughing)
498
00:21:11,512 --> 00:21:13,604
I should have listened
to you all along.
499
00:21:13,831 --> 00:21:15,180
Yeah. Well, mostly, you just
500
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,016
shouldn't have left
the dog in the car.
501
00:21:17,168 --> 00:21:19,443
Yeah, agree to disagree.
502
00:21:19,595 --> 00:21:21,762
But he and I
have an arrangement.
503
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,781
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506
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,496
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507
00:21:34,018 --> 00:21:36,127
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