1 00:01:38,965 --> 00:01:41,453 We now return to Hunch. 2 00:01:42,643 --> 00:01:44,289 There's your murderer. 3 00:01:45,634 --> 00:01:46,863 Are you sure, Hunch? 4 00:01:46,937 --> 00:01:48,051 How do you know? 5 00:01:48,339 --> 00:01:49,457 Something about his hair... 6 00:01:49,507 --> 00:01:50,109 I don't know. 7 00:01:50,158 --> 00:01:51,412 How did we miss that? 8 00:01:51,462 --> 00:01:52,014 Get him! 9 00:01:56,346 --> 00:01:58,106 You did it again, Hunch. 10 00:01:58,217 --> 00:01:59,460 Let's go grab a bite. 11 00:01:59,502 --> 00:02:01,118 You know what I'm in the mood for? 12 00:02:01,248 --> 00:02:03,314 Could it be... turkey? 13 00:02:03,518 --> 00:02:04,798 But how did you...? 14 00:02:07,147 --> 00:02:10,761 It's amazing they've gotten 512 shows out of this premise. 15 00:02:10,806 --> 00:02:13,321 Remember when we saw Hunch's butt in the shower? 16 00:02:13,415 --> 00:02:15,403 That was two seasons ago. 17 00:02:15,628 --> 00:02:18,523 Now you can only see butts on cable. 18 00:02:18,816 --> 00:02:21,903 This is Kent Brockman, with an isotope baseball update. 19 00:02:22,046 --> 00:02:26,413 The 'topes are in first place since the acquisition of home-run king Buck Mitchell. 20 00:02:32,176 --> 00:02:37,222 Thanks to him, Springfield is once again overrun with fair-weather fans. 21 00:02:37,537 --> 00:02:38,903 The isotopes are winning? 22 00:02:39,008 --> 00:02:40,183 To the bandwagon! 23 00:02:43,407 --> 00:02:47,180 Nothing beats a day at the ballpark with my family. 24 00:02:47,296 --> 00:02:49,612 Tickets, tickets, who needs tickets? 25 00:02:49,625 --> 00:02:52,140 Homer, we need those tickets to get in. 26 00:02:52,288 --> 00:02:56,871 Don't worry, I'll use the money I make to buy tickets from a scalper. 27 00:02:56,975 --> 00:03:00,371 Then I'll sell those tickets, and we'll be rich. Rich! 28 00:03:00,488 --> 00:03:01,760 We did it, baby. 29 00:03:01,786 --> 00:03:03,830 We made it through the rain. 30 00:03:04,157 --> 00:03:05,540 Tickets, $30. 31 00:03:05,565 --> 00:03:06,183 Big game. 32 00:03:06,197 --> 00:03:07,581 Everybody wants to see the game. 33 00:03:07,688 --> 00:03:08,711 Cop! 34 00:03:08,806 --> 00:03:10,611 Act like you're in love with me. 35 00:03:15,297 --> 00:03:17,631 Peanuts. $5 peanuts. 36 00:03:17,935 --> 00:03:19,143 You want to know something, Bart? 37 00:03:19,176 --> 00:03:20,601 Nah, I know enough. 38 00:03:20,676 --> 00:03:25,420 I, myself, played in this ballpark, back in nineteen forty-deuce. 39 00:03:25,466 --> 00:03:28,060 That was during the war, when sushi was called 40 00:03:28,078 --> 00:03:30,712 "liberty logs," and no one had ever heard of it. 41 00:03:30,838 --> 00:03:35,210 But grandpa, in 1942, they only played women's baseball here. 42 00:03:35,455 --> 00:03:40,122 Let's just say one of the ladies had some extra equipment. 43 00:03:41,777 --> 00:03:44,901 I was a center fielder for the Springfield floozies. 44 00:03:45,637 --> 00:03:49,970 The pay wasn't much, but it kept me out of the war for a year. 45 00:03:50,036 --> 00:03:52,252 Effie Lou is a man! 46 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:55,220 Get him! He could threaten my record for lady triples. 47 00:03:55,566 --> 00:03:58,742 That was a magical summer. 48 00:03:59,126 --> 00:04:00,101 How'd I get here? 49 00:04:00,275 --> 00:04:05,802 Now, to sing our national anthem, payola recording artist Tabitha Vixx! 50 00:04:05,986 --> 00:04:07,982 She's married to Buck Mitchell. 51 00:04:08,086 --> 00:04:11,121 I bet that's why she's here tonight honoring america. 52 00:04:13,227 --> 00:04:23,140 Oh, say, can you see by the dawn'searly light... 53 00:04:24,546 --> 00:04:28,180 and now here's somethingfrom my new album. 54 00:04:28,405 --> 00:04:31,951 I'm trouble-istic stay away, boy, 55 00:04:32,008 --> 00:04:34,013 'causeyou know I'm trouble-istic 56 00:04:34,077 --> 00:04:37,211 think you can control me, you ain't being realistic 57 00:04:47,546 --> 00:04:51,992 Hey, Buck, how's it feel knowing your wife's turning on a creep like me? 58 00:04:52,045 --> 00:04:53,232 Weird, I bet. 59 00:04:54,165 --> 00:04:57,511 Trouble-istic girlmakes your troublations grow 60 00:04:57,575 --> 00:05:00,961 double trouble-isticwhen you try to tell me no 61 00:05:02,607 --> 00:05:06,052 trouble, trouble,oh, yeah, trouble... 62 00:05:07,106 --> 00:05:15,341 ...and the home of the brave. 63 00:05:18,707 --> 00:05:22,832 she just embarrassed me in front of the entire tornado belt league. 64 00:05:27,787 --> 00:05:31,252 So next up for the cosmos, Freddie Alvarado. 65 00:05:31,327 --> 00:05:35,372 Freddie, of course,the older brother of the famous wolf boy of Juarez, Mexico. 66 00:05:35,406 --> 00:05:36,591 Here's the pitch... 67 00:05:38,998 --> 00:05:42,210 And Buck Mitchell can't find the handle. 68 00:05:42,407 --> 00:05:44,653 That's an e-3 if you're keeping score at home, 69 00:05:44,738 --> 00:05:48,491 and if you are, your loneliness saddens me. 70 00:05:49,256 --> 00:05:51,390 It's okay, buck. Bad hop, bad hop. 71 00:05:53,567 --> 00:05:54,802 Shake it off, buck. 72 00:05:56,896 --> 00:05:57,820 You suck! 73 00:05:57,995 --> 00:05:59,422 I concur! 74 00:05:59,657 --> 00:06:01,380 Bart, hand me that sack of batteries. 75 00:06:02,087 --> 00:06:04,201 Nine volt! Double a!D! D! D! D! 76 00:06:04,255 --> 00:06:05,422 Cordless drill! 77 00:06:05,916 --> 00:06:10,490 Job himself never had a tougher day at the ball park than Buck Mitchell. 78 00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:15,310 He's made six errors, struck out twice and swallowed a bee. 79 00:06:16,788 --> 00:06:18,163 My fiancée! 80 00:06:23,068 --> 00:06:27,343 They're making a mockery out of amerisnack. Comtroll doll night. 81 00:06:27,458 --> 00:06:29,113 You know what to do, Duffman. 82 00:06:29,227 --> 00:06:32,991 Oh, yeah! Time for the duff triple-malt kiss-cam! 83 00:06:33,138 --> 00:06:33,842 Oh, yeah! 84 00:06:33,887 --> 00:06:35,452 Oh, yeah! Duffman! 85 00:06:36,377 --> 00:06:42,480 But then he kissed me and then he kissed me... 86 00:06:42,585 --> 00:06:43,791 look, it's a thing. 87 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:48,832 Each time I saw him I couldn't wait to see him again... 88 00:06:52,567 --> 00:06:55,590 We both find public displays of affection vulgar. 89 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,391 Come on, doc, she'sa fine-looking woman. 90 00:06:57,546 --> 00:06:58,692 You don't want to work that? 91 00:06:58,928 --> 00:07:04,332 I didn't know just what to do so I whispered "I love you..." 92 00:07:04,386 --> 00:07:06,230 Homer... Homer! 93 00:07:06,285 --> 00:07:07,781 Now we have to kiss. 94 00:07:07,798 --> 00:07:09,643 The big tv istelling us to. 95 00:07:10,715 --> 00:07:12,322 Look at that ugly old man. 96 00:07:12,367 --> 00:07:13,412 That's you. 97 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,360 Give me a kiss, Homie. 98 00:07:20,435 --> 00:07:23,380 Really? You'd kiss an ugly old man like me? 99 00:07:23,427 --> 00:07:24,942 Only if he'll kiss me back. 100 00:07:25,165 --> 00:07:27,350 And then he kissed me 101 00:07:28,506 --> 00:07:30,903 and then he kissed me 102 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:34,140 and then he kissed me. 103 00:07:34,826 --> 00:07:36,080 Yeah, Homer. 104 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:37,321 Suck that face. 105 00:07:38,056 --> 00:07:40,051 Remember when we used to kiss like that, Carl? 106 00:07:40,166 --> 00:07:41,762 With our respective girlfriends. 107 00:07:41,937 --> 00:07:43,922 Yeah, I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now? 108 00:07:44,117 --> 00:07:45,440 I heard Jill died. 109 00:07:45,618 --> 00:07:47,062 Kelly, I think, is a prostitute. 110 00:07:50,508 --> 00:07:51,540 what a game! 111 00:07:51,545 --> 00:07:56,013 I got on the kiss-cam,I participated in "the wave" and I go to pee in a trough. 112 00:07:56,298 --> 00:07:57,511 Marge, can we get a trough? 113 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,833 For the last time, no. 114 00:08:00,767 --> 00:08:01,561 Iced tea! 115 00:08:04,426 --> 00:08:06,591 Hey, that was my ice tea. 116 00:08:06,596 --> 00:08:08,722 I just sweetened itto my liking. 117 00:08:12,016 --> 00:08:12,923 Buck Mitchell! 118 00:08:13,566 --> 00:08:16,052 The baseball-playing man. 119 00:08:16,247 --> 00:08:19,003 I barely recognize you without your costume on. 120 00:08:19,097 --> 00:08:19,852 Evening, ma'am. 121 00:08:19,995 --> 00:08:23,882 I-I couldn't help seeing you two exchanging marital kisses tonight. 122 00:08:24,117 --> 00:08:27,490 Yes, yes, the game you played so horribly at. 123 00:08:27,556 --> 00:08:30,490 Well, unfortunately, my marriage ain't so good. 124 00:08:31,507 --> 00:08:34,712 I never heard anything about it on the gossip shows 125 00:08:34,717 --> 00:08:38,530 or the blogosphere or in my supermarket checkout magazine. 126 00:08:41,237 --> 00:08:44,123 I was wondering if you and the mister could give us some marriage counseling. 127 00:08:44,127 --> 00:08:47,060 You know? In return, I can give you season tickets. 128 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:48,240 Season tickets? 129 00:08:48,496 --> 00:08:50,272 I could entertain business clients. 130 00:08:50,376 --> 00:08:52,103 I might even land the Henderson account. 131 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:55,532 Homer, can I see you in the kitchen? 132 00:08:55,717 --> 00:08:56,410 Sure. 133 00:08:56,735 --> 00:08:58,950 That means she want sto talk in private. 134 00:08:59,036 --> 00:09:00,870 It's probably about you. 135 00:09:02,566 --> 00:09:05,871 Homie, I don't think our marriage is so jim-dandy 136 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,961 that we should be counseling others. 137 00:09:08,137 --> 00:09:10,050 Hey, we've gone through more hardships 138 00:09:10,055 --> 00:09:12,273 than the jews and Charlie Brown put together. 139 00:09:12,968 --> 00:09:19,172 Well, we have managed to squeeze a lot of fun out of married life. 140 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:23,350 That's just how I feel! 141 00:09:26,016 --> 00:09:29,393 See, that's what I want, care free intimacy with no edge of resentment. 142 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:31,390 Buck Mitchell! 143 00:09:31,677 --> 00:09:33,400 Buck, I guess we can help you out. 144 00:09:33,522 --> 00:09:34,778 We'll start tomorrow. 145 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,334 Hey, buck, buck, buck! 146 00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:38,468 It's me, the weird guy from the stadium! 147 00:09:39,035 --> 00:09:41,460 There were a lot of weird guys at the stadium tonight. 148 00:09:41,636 --> 00:09:43,023 You know, I remembered you. 149 00:09:47,758 --> 00:09:49,821 Buck, Tabitha, welcome. 150 00:09:49,996 --> 00:09:53,642 We'll start your first marriage counseling session as soon as Homer gets here. 151 00:09:55,485 --> 00:09:56,093 Sorry I'm late. 152 00:09:56,147 --> 00:09:58,222 I was just gathering my counseling equipment. 153 00:10:11,197 --> 00:10:13,643 Now, let's remember... no one's right 154 00:10:13,705 --> 00:10:16,951 and no one's wrong... till I say so. 155 00:10:17,948 --> 00:10:21,241 I-I think what Homer means is why don't you tell us 156 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,503 what each of you feels is the problem? 157 00:10:23,696 --> 00:10:25,251 Well, I'm an old-fashioned guy, you know, 158 00:10:25,258 --> 00:10:28,100 and when we got hitched, I just assumed she'd give up 159 00:10:28,107 --> 00:10:31,831 her international recording career to focus on my minor league baseball dreams. 160 00:10:32,008 --> 00:10:35,062 Wow, I think we really hit on something here. 161 00:10:35,258 --> 00:10:37,032 Unfortunately, we're out of time. 162 00:10:37,325 --> 00:10:38,571 How does that make you feel? 163 00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:40,153 Shut up. My 10:00's here. 164 00:10:42,775 --> 00:10:43,802 Homer, please. 165 00:10:44,587 --> 00:10:46,532 Let's see here... 166 00:10:47,795 --> 00:10:50,561 Here's something the book's previous owner underlined-- 167 00:10:50,757 --> 00:10:53,813 "be honest with your partner about what you're feeling." 168 00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,830 I don't want to waste any more time in a mismatched marriage. 169 00:10:58,376 --> 00:11:02,573 "Try to frame criticisms of your spouse in a positive way." 170 00:11:02,647 --> 00:11:06,062 Well, I'm positively sick of her shaking her lady parts 171 00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:07,573 for the whole world to eyeball. 172 00:11:08,957 --> 00:11:11,502 Interesting. Interesting. 173 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:18,302 Buck, you've got a beautiful woman with a hot body that any man 174 00:11:18,307 --> 00:11:22,182 would fantasize about even while making love to his own Marge. 175 00:11:23,285 --> 00:11:24,533 Thank you, Homer. 176 00:11:24,787 --> 00:11:26,641 Maybe we should stop here. 177 00:11:26,688 --> 00:11:30,503 Good idea, honey. Buck, would you mind signing a couple of baseballs for my boy? 178 00:11:31,228 --> 00:11:31,983 Yeah, sure. 179 00:11:46,346 --> 00:11:48,550 Just sign your name above president Lincoln's. 180 00:11:49,636 --> 00:11:52,612 Isn't it weird that our parents are giving marital advice? 181 00:11:52,735 --> 00:11:53,753 They're always fighting. 182 00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,432 If you listen closely, you can hear them arguing right now. 183 00:11:56,555 --> 00:12:00,441 And I say a monkey can mow our lawn! 184 00:12:04,778 --> 00:12:07,240 This house is spectacular. 185 00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,892 You must have had a great view of the riots. 186 00:12:10,218 --> 00:12:11,800 I stole a rack of fur coats. 187 00:12:11,866 --> 00:12:13,863 I sell one a year to pay for christmas. 188 00:12:16,507 --> 00:12:17,983 You make me laugh, Homer. 189 00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:19,311 Why, 'cause I'm fat? 190 00:12:19,755 --> 00:12:25,160 Okay, tonight we're gonna discuss little ways to keep your romance alive: 191 00:12:25,317 --> 00:12:30,732 Make time for each other, an hour, an evening, a mini vacation. 192 00:12:30,928 --> 00:12:34,111 Well, I am presenting at the espy awards next week. 193 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:35,333 And I'm receiving. 194 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:37,300 We can wait for our limos together. 195 00:12:37,456 --> 00:12:40,341 Or take the same limo. 196 00:12:45,248 --> 00:12:48,842 Like I always say,"compromise is the key." 197 00:12:49,165 --> 00:12:50,470 I always say that. 198 00:12:50,707 --> 00:12:53,642 Let's compromise and say nobody said it. 199 00:12:55,798 --> 00:12:58,660 And here's the pitch to Buck Mitchell. 200 00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,812 It's going, going... 201 00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:08,042 and like america's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone. 202 00:13:10,027 --> 00:13:12,950 Buck mitchell is back and sluggier than ever. 203 00:13:13,086 --> 00:13:15,091 With five home runs in two nights, he's ended rumors 204 00:13:15,097 --> 00:13:18,423 of early retirement and inspired rumors of steroid abuse. 205 00:13:18,617 --> 00:13:20,762 But I've heard this turn around is due to the marriage 206 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:24,502 counseling of Marge and Homer Simpson, seen in this file photo. 207 00:13:24,735 --> 00:13:25,832 Homer, I'm proud of you. 208 00:13:25,925 --> 00:13:29,293 You've prolonged a celebrity marriage at least through playoff season. 209 00:13:29,328 --> 00:13:31,431 After that, who gives a hobo's crap? 210 00:13:31,598 --> 00:13:32,212 Am I right? 211 00:13:40,317 --> 00:13:48,862 I'm a girl who loves men and we live in sexy marriage land 212 00:13:50,028 --> 00:13:52,182 sexy marriage land 213 00:13:52,226 --> 00:13:56,232 ooh, marriage sexy marriage land. 214 00:13:59,108 --> 00:14:01,852 Wow, I've got this sudden urge to give her a five-dollar bill. 215 00:14:01,976 --> 00:14:03,733 That's it.We're out of here. 216 00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:11,980 Hey, Tabitha, great show. 217 00:14:12,175 --> 00:14:14,151 I like that part where you mentioned Springfield. 218 00:14:14,265 --> 00:14:15,702 Did you know that's where you are? 219 00:14:17,686 --> 00:14:19,122 Why don't you stay and have a bite? 220 00:14:20,117 --> 00:14:21,610 You're so hot. 221 00:14:21,766 --> 00:14:24,392 If only I'd seen you before I met my wife. 222 00:14:24,665 --> 00:14:27,010 Homer, you're sweet, but... 223 00:14:28,837 --> 00:14:29,881 You're talking to the chicken. 224 00:14:30,775 --> 00:14:33,203 Don't tell the hamburger in my car. 225 00:14:33,397 --> 00:14:36,533 Listen, these shows always tense me up. 226 00:14:36,687 --> 00:14:39,951 While your finger sare greasy, could you give me a neck rub? 227 00:14:40,425 --> 00:14:41,233 Okay. 228 00:14:42,556 --> 00:14:45,081 So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers? 229 00:14:45,276 --> 00:14:47,111 They're day laborers. 230 00:14:47,185 --> 00:14:49,353 We picked them up inthe home depot parking lot. 231 00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,331 Oh, yeah. 232 00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:53,260 Oh, that's it. Right there. 233 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:56,902 Oh, yes. 234 00:14:56,926 --> 00:14:58,830 Yes, it feels so good. 235 00:14:58,895 --> 00:15:00,920 Oh, yeah. 236 00:15:01,698 --> 00:15:04,830 Oh, yeah, baby. 237 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,830 Thank god I brought protection. 238 00:15:07,165 --> 00:15:09,583 I used to be so embarrassed buying these. 239 00:15:10,047 --> 00:15:10,812 Homer simpson? 240 00:15:11,097 --> 00:15:12,582 You're supposed to be my marriage counselor. 241 00:15:12,676 --> 00:15:14,170 I did work book pages for you. 242 00:15:17,505 --> 00:15:20,251 We're going to have a lot to talk about at your 3:00. 243 00:15:20,345 --> 00:15:21,572 There ain't gonna be a 3:00. 244 00:15:22,436 --> 00:15:27,610 cancellations require 24 hours... notice. 245 00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:35,971 And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish cry baby who deserved to die. 246 00:15:36,707 --> 00:15:38,193 Springfield, let's hear from you. 247 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:39,751 Yeah, I got a question. 248 00:15:40,218 --> 00:15:42,600 How come Buck Mitchell's game is in the toilet again? 249 00:15:42,936 --> 00:15:45,040 Well, rumor has it his marriage is failing 250 00:15:45,167 --> 00:15:48,481 due to the inept counseling of Homer and Marge simpson. 251 00:15:49,047 --> 00:15:50,100 I knew it, I knew it! 252 00:15:50,468 --> 00:15:53,232 So, do I win a jock squawk t-shirt? 253 00:15:53,436 --> 00:15:54,592 No. Sorry. 254 00:15:54,846 --> 00:15:57,042 It don't need no writing on it. It don't even have to be clean. 255 00:15:57,326 --> 00:15:58,151 Is this Moe? 256 00:15:58,388 --> 00:16:00,191 What happened to that bumper sticker we gave you? 257 00:16:00,485 --> 00:16:02,052 WIt's holding in my hernia. 258 00:16:04,877 --> 00:16:08,053 Dad, because you and mom screwed up Buck Mitchell's marriage, 259 00:16:08,238 --> 00:16:09,793 some kids beat me up at school today. 260 00:16:09,947 --> 00:16:11,602 Yeah, they beat me up at work. 261 00:16:11,747 --> 00:16:14,420 Look at the word they wrote on my skull. 262 00:16:15,896 --> 00:16:16,303 Papa. 263 00:16:16,628 --> 00:16:19,463 I didn't want you to learn that word this way. 264 00:16:19,908 --> 00:16:22,210 Marge, we got to get Buck and Tabitha back together. 265 00:16:22,457 --> 00:16:24,631 This is the most important case of our careers. 266 00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:28,761 Listen, Bub, we are out of the marriage counseling business. 267 00:16:28,866 --> 00:16:32,372 And the only one you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me. 268 00:16:32,647 --> 00:16:35,042 But not me, 'cause I thinkthey're disgusting. 269 00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:39,222 So now we're judging each other based on things we've done. 270 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:40,293 Real fair. 271 00:16:40,506 --> 00:16:41,352 Class act. 272 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,943 I'm going back to the stadium to bring those two kids back together. 273 00:16:45,118 --> 00:16:46,653 And I'll do it with or without you. 274 00:16:46,897 --> 00:16:48,881 Then I guess you'll do it without me. 275 00:16:50,758 --> 00:16:52,442 But i wanted to do it with you. 276 00:16:52,536 --> 00:16:54,420 Crossed arms mean "no." 277 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:20,772 Tabitha, what a coincidence. 278 00:17:20,995 --> 00:17:23,850 I was just thinking sad thoughts about you. 279 00:17:24,056 --> 00:17:26,243 I came to tell you I'm leaving buck. 280 00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:27,540 What?! 281 00:17:27,758 --> 00:17:29,743 No. No... 282 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:30,673 what? 283 00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:32,851 No! 284 00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:34,340 W hat? 285 00:17:34,718 --> 00:17:36,761 Buck and I don't belong together. 286 00:17:36,975 --> 00:17:38,350 Don't give up on Buck. 287 00:17:38,648 --> 00:17:42,601 There must be something about him that attracted you in the first place. 288 00:17:43,185 --> 00:17:44,623 Well, yeah. 289 00:17:44,925 --> 00:17:48,113 He was the first man who didn't just like me for my body. 290 00:17:48,386 --> 00:17:50,732 He always complimented meon my hair. 291 00:17:51,936 --> 00:17:54,300 Your standing lamp is dirty. I'll polish it. 292 00:17:59,098 --> 00:18:00,320 Cancel all my appointments. 293 00:18:01,066 --> 00:18:01,792 Let's go. 294 00:18:04,766 --> 00:18:09,890 So here comes Buck Mitchell in a spot every kid dreams of, 295 00:18:09,905 --> 00:18:15,690 where a sacrifice fly could lead his minor league team to a wild card spot. 296 00:18:19,616 --> 00:18:21,320 And there's the duff blimp... 297 00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:25,982 with a special message from Tabitha to Buck. 298 00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:29,143 Said zeppelin has a whole lotta love. 299 00:18:32,217 --> 00:18:34,331 It's working. Buck's buying my fake message. 300 00:18:34,675 --> 00:18:36,913 And you said it would never work. 301 00:18:37,226 --> 00:18:39,313 No, I said, "duffmanwill do what you want. 302 00:18:39,508 --> 00:18:41,620 Stop kicking and punching duffman." 303 00:18:46,116 --> 00:18:47,360 I'm whacking this for you, baby. 304 00:18:49,718 --> 00:18:53,972 And he sends one into the slug-o-sphere. 305 00:18:54,038 --> 00:18:56,623 It's going... going... 306 00:19:04,475 --> 00:19:06,313 My sister's friend! 307 00:19:12,845 --> 00:19:14,232 Tabitha! Tabitha! 308 00:19:14,735 --> 00:19:17,101 This is the worst blimp crash ever! 309 00:19:17,337 --> 00:19:18,393 Too soon! 310 00:19:18,727 --> 00:19:19,611 Where are you, sweetie? 311 00:19:20,815 --> 00:19:22,153 She was here a minute ago. 312 00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:23,790 She must be pooping. 313 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:25,431 Hey, you're lying. 314 00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,041 This whole stunt was a lie. 315 00:19:27,147 --> 00:19:28,841 Get him! He ruined mini-bat day. 316 00:19:30,997 --> 00:19:32,360 Leave him alone. 317 00:19:32,626 --> 00:19:35,991 All he did was try to help a young couple find their way. 318 00:19:36,245 --> 00:19:39,050 Does he really deserve to get strung up for that? 319 00:19:42,865 --> 00:19:43,772 Cut that out. 320 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:46,270 Duffman gives the people what they want. 321 00:19:46,665 --> 00:19:48,153 Weren't you just tied up in the blimp? 322 00:19:48,447 --> 00:19:50,882 Three duffmen are working the game tonight. 323 00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:54,291 Don't tell the children. It's disillusioning. 324 00:19:55,096 --> 00:19:58,090 Duffman, duffman, duffman, duffman, duffman. 325 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,601 Marriage is hard work. 326 00:20:00,937 --> 00:20:04,900 But it's worth it when you've got someone wonderful like I do. 327 00:20:07,948 --> 00:20:10,202 Buck, I love you, too. 328 00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:13,472 And I'll take you back, if you can guess tonight's attendance. 329 00:20:19,015 --> 00:20:20,842 Let's see, B. 330 00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:23,270 No, no, no. A. No, no, oh, man, man! 331 00:20:23,416 --> 00:20:24,382 It's C. 332 00:20:24,628 --> 00:20:26,650 As in "keeping together." 333 00:20:27,176 --> 00:20:29,211 Which is what I want to do. 334 00:20:29,778 --> 00:20:32,520 Well, Homer, looks like my marriage is going into extra innings. 335 00:20:32,868 --> 00:20:33,670 Great. 336 00:20:33,906 --> 00:20:35,510 But enough of the baseball analogies. 337 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,283 They sicken me. No problem. 338 00:20:37,677 --> 00:20:40,293 No, milady,your carriage awaits. 339 00:20:48,368 --> 00:20:49,953 Ain't love grand, tito? 340 00:20:50,368 --> 00:20:51,263 Hey, man,I don't care! 341 00:20:51,638 --> 00:20:53,200 Bandits just kidnapped my mother. 342 00:20:53,678 --> 00:20:54,330 Just found out. 343 00:20:55,078 --> 00:20:59,332 transcript: scarfo synchro: Ale, Toki & Job22 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net