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The Simpsons.

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Whoa!

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The Cyborganizer.

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A high-tech robocop

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created for one purpose only,

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to help the N.Y.P.D. tackle
its tedious paperwork.

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Good work, Cyborganizer.

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I can streamline any procedure

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except this thing you call "love."

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Aw... Poor Cyborganizer.

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Homer, sitting that close to
the TV can't be good for you.

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Talking while the TV's on
can't be good for you.

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You should get your eyes checked.

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I'm taking Bart to the mall

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to buy camping supplies.

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Why don't you come along?

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Nah, I want to enjoy the show

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before the network retools it.

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How can I organize this modeling agency

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and still be a good single father?

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I love you, Daddy.

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Aw! Too late!

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We need something quick.

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My husband's eyes are really shot.

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Whee! Touch the sky, Maggie.

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Whee! Touch the sky!

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Dad, I've got Maggie.

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Who said that?

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Come on, Bart.

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While your dad gets his glasses,

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we'll go shop for your trip.

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Oh, I hate shopping.

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Just get me a deck of cards
and I'll win whatever I need

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from the other kids.

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But you need to try things on.

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Every brand has a different idea of husky.

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I'm in tantrum position.

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"T" minus five, four, three...

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Remembering dead cat for real tears.

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Fine. You win.

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I'll do your shopping for you.

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Tantrum averted.

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But now I can't forget the cat.

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OK, let's get started.

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Oh! Hey, wake up!

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Sorry.

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- Now, read the first line.
- "I, eight, p-p."

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Why you little...

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Better, or worse?

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Worse!

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Better, or worse?

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Much better!

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Dad!

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That pair's popular with
celebrities like Val Kilmer.

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- Ooh, my favorite Door.
- And Yoko Ono.

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Ew! She ruined The Plastic Ono Band.

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Maybe you're a candidate
for laser eye surgery.

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Will it get me out of
having to choosing glasses?

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Well, yes, but I must warn you

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it's an experimental procedure
and we still don't know

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- the long-term effects.
- Less yappin', more zappin'!

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Well, looks like we got everything

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for Bart's camping trip.

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Blair Witch repellent, antler saw,

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and deep woods Scrabble.

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Ooh, Tango De La Muerte!

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I've been dying to see that movie.

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It got rave reviews from both
the Entertainment Radio Network

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and the Radio Entertainment Network.

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Let's go.

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Wait. You've got to use these drops.

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They prevent your eyes from crusting over.

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Oh, here we go with
the add-ons. No, thanks.

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Now that my severed foot
has been reattached,

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I must win back the coveted dance title.

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"Locolegs."

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As your wise but alcoholic dance coach,

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I know that somewhere

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your father is looking down on you

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and smiling.

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Oh, there he is.

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And now, I must choose a beautiful partner

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for the big dance contest.

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No. Hmm...

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Oh, he'll never dance with her.

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She'll have to settle
for some Mexican Milhouse.

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I demand to know your name.

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My name is Lisabella.

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That's my name
with "bella" on the end of it.

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Ask her. Oh, God, please,
ask her to dance.

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I shall dance... with her.

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Que malo.

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Once again, I must sugar my own churro.

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But I am just a simple librarian.

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I've only read about dancing in books.

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I will show you
something that is in no book.

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She's not plain. She's beautiful.

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There is just one dance
that will beat them,

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The tango de la muerte.

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Only one was crazy enough

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to dance that dance and he is dead.

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My twin brother, Freduardo.

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But where he died, I shall live,

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in his apartment.

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You are now carrying my child.

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But how?

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It is the mystery of the dance.

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Oh, Mom, I want to be a dancer.

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That's wonderful, honey.

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We should ask your father, though.

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Where is he, anyway?

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Now, Homey,
when we get to the liquor store

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buy me some Jack Daniels
and a carton of smokes.

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Yes, dear.

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Mmm... I remember
Little Vicki Valentine.

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Her perky smile and dancing

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brought America
right out of the depression.

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Well, I think World War II
helped a little, Mom.

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Don't smart-mouth, Lisa.

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- A great big sunshine hello to you.
- Hi, Little Vicki.

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That was such a long time ago.

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I'm just plain Vicki now.

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All right. I'd like to sign

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my daughter up for lessons, Vicki.

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- "Little Vicki."
- But you just said...

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So, what dance style
were you interested in?

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We have ever so many.

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There's ballroom...

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Ow! You stepped on my toes again!

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If you would just let me lead...

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You're not a leader, Seymour.

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Never have been, never will be.

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There's square-dancing...

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Oh, the birdie in the cage
odd lady in the center.

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Now the birdie is purty
and the crows hop in.

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Pluck the feather all together.

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Hell-bent for leather...

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Or there's the dance

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that made me ever so famous, tap.

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But I want to learn a dance
I can use in real life

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like the tango de la muerte.

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Oh, bless your heart.

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Let's get you some tap shoes.

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Uh, Little Vicki,

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I really think she had her heart set on...

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A little advice...
Don't live through your child.

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OK.

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Camp is going to be great.

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Seven days without parents,
homework or ear medicine.

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Yes, sir.

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This is going to be the best week

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of our young lives.

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I'm going to pound you two all week.

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Oh, what'd we do?

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Nothing. But I got to pound somebody.

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Now where do we go?

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Well, I don't want to go home.

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My grandma's sleeping in my bed

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and she has skin like a basketball.

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Wait a minute.

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Everybody thinks we're at camp this week.

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We can stay wherever we want!

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Yeah! Like the four seasons!

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Each room has its own safe.

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I've got a better place.

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- The mall?
- Yeah.

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It's just like my dad always says,

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For an evening or a week,

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there's no place like the mall.

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Food, fun and fashion,

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the mall has it all.

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What? What did he say?

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Now, the key to great dancing is one word,

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tapa-tapa-tapa.

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Tapa-tapa-tapa.

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Teacher, my shoes are making noise.

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You must be Ralph.

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My daddy shoots people.

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Good.

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Good. Wait a minute,
somebody's off the beat.

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Let me hear you two.

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OK, now you.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Children, stop it! For all you know,
she has a medical condition.

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- Nope.
- I see.

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This is way better than camp.

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No mosquitoes, no stupid camp songs...

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If you're happy and you
know it, shop at Stan's.

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Giant discounts on
your favorite major brands...

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Attention, shoppers.

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The mall is now closed.

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OK, folks, you heard
the recording, clear out.

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Quick! Up here!

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Where are we going?

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Quiet. Just keep scurrying.

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Whoa!

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- Worms!
- Gold!

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Wait. This is just chocolate.

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Chocolate!

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And these are Gummy Worms!

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- Gummy!
- Warheads, Jelly Bellies...

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We're like two kids in a candy store!

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Yes!

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Flavor's gone.

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Flavor's gone.

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Shoe fight!

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Ow! No golf shoes!

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- Ready, Milhouse?
- Gimme a sec.

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Ready? Jump!

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Whoa!

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Whoa!

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Whoa! We're lumberjacks!

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Oh, my God! Look at this place!

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How could this happen?

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Candy chewed, wigs pulled from stands,

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cheese packages poked and re-poked.

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Every sign points to one obvious culprit,

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a giant rat.

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You'll have to shut down the mall.

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On Presidents' Day weekend?

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Are you crazy?

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Crazy with concern

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for the public, yes.

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Now shut this place down

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before the old folks come in

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for their morning walk.

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Open...

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Tapa-tapa-tapa.

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Tapa-tapa-tapa.

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Oh, whoa!

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Sorry. The floor's kind of
at an angle here.

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I'm going to move over there.

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OK, from tapa-tapa-tapa.

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Wh...

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Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad.

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Let's take five.

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What am I doing wrong, Little Vicki?

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Well, you're falling a lot.

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- Maybe you should work on that.
- Yeah, well, no offense, but maybe I need

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a little more instruction
than just tapa-tapa-tapa.

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Why, back when I was your age,

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I had 43 movies under my belt,

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and I had to do it without tapa-tapa-tapa.

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I would've killed for tapa-tapa-tapa.

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Sorry. I'm just frustrated.

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Well, you'll never save.

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Grampa's farm with that attitude.

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You've just got to turn
that frown upside down.

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That's a smile, not an upside-down frown!

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Work on that, too.

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Hey, we got a postcard from Bart.

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"Dear Mom and Homer,

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I'm having fun."

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Aw, it sounds like he's having fun.

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Why does it have a picture
of Vitamin Barn?

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Didn't you ever go to camp?

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The old Vitamin Barn.

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There's our Broadway baby!

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Hey, dig that crazy rhythm!

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I'm just walking.

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Listen, I know I said
I wanted to be a dancer but...

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And you will be a dancer.

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Look at you, all sugar and spice

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instead of equations and test tubes.

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Your daddy's precious dancing queen.

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And you look adorable!

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Now, honey, what were you trying to say

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before we kept interrupting
with our loving proudness?

269
00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:58,819
Yes, our tiny tapper.

270
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,237
What was it you were going to say

271
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,573
after "I wanted to be a dancer, but..."?

272
00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,950
But I just

273
00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,829
need more practice.

274
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:11,457
See ya!

275
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,501
Oh, what's that awful sound?

276
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:15,336
- The furnace?
- It's me!

277
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,421
Aww.

278
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:23,761
Why is you so down, Little Miss Vicki?

279
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,554
My kitty cat's sick

280
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,224
and I'd be ever so sad if she should die.

281
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,645
Well, I'm no animal doctor, or nothing,

282
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,271
but whenever I'm feeling poorly,

283
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:35,856
you know what fixes me up?

284
00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,733
- Dancin'!
- Dancin'?

285
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:38,901
Dancin'.

286
00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,280
But I don't know how to dance.

287
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,199
Oh, I'll show you how.

288
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,504
There! Now you're gettin' it.

289
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:01,298
Look at me, Powder Puff! I'm dancin'!

290
00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:11,767
That cat dances better than I do.

291
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,352
We'll catch that mall rat.

292
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:17,273
Sure hope this Acme kit works.

293
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,941
Gosh, that cheese looks good.

294
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,901
Think I could grab it
before that anvil hits?

295
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,695
I don't know, Chief.
It's a million to one.

296
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:25,030
I like those odds.

297
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,788
My mistake was grabbing
the cheese.

298
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:41,130
Professor Frink, will that spaceship
be ready for the recital?

299
00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:44,425
I have visited the future,
and yes, it will.

300
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,511
OK, kids, tonight's the big night.

301
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:49,597
Now, remember, the important thing is

302
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,308
- to just dance flawlessly.
- Excuse me.

303
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:55,436
- Why isn't my name in the program?
- It is, silly.

304
00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:57,199
You've got the most important part of all.

305
00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:58,522
"Curtain puller"?

306
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,858
No one can see the show
if the curtain isn't open.

307
00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:03,652
But... my parents
are counting on seeing me dance.

308
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,988
And I've worked ever so hard.

309
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:09,033
I'm sorry, Lisa, but giving
everyone an equal part

310
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:11,911
when they're clearly not equal
is called what again, class?

311
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,412
Communism!

312
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,122
That's right. And I didn't tap

313
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:16,582
all those morse-code messages

314
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,425
to the allies
till my shoes filled with blood

315
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,461
just to roll out
the welcome mat for the reds.

316
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:22,171
All right.

317
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,132
I'll be the stupid
curtain puller.

318
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,677
Smoothly.

319
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,846
Pull-a, pull-a, pull-a.

320
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:34,224
I got your
"pull-a, pull-a, pull-a."

321
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:36,644
Excuse me, Lisa, but I couldn't
help but overhear

322
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:38,020
your nerdly predicament.

323
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,688
Maybe I can be of assistance

324
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,041
with the dancing, and the twisting...

325
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,816
And the kung fu fighting.

326
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:48,113
I first observed this technology

327
00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,698
at the airport gift shop.

328
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,033
As you see,

329
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,993
it responds to any percussive sound

330
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:54,286
with an exuberant shaking

331
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:56,622
if it's groove-thing, yeah, yeah.

332
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,666
It's most entertaining,
but how does that help me?

333
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,042
Observe.

334
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,929
That's brilliant, Professor.
What will you think of next?

335
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,515
Well, I also found this at the gift shop.

336
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:15,683
Isn't it cute?

337
00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,102
I'm hoping to turn it into a weapon.

338
00:16:18,185 --> 00:16:20,896
It'll kill ya.

339
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,314
I've got to go now.

340
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:29,238
OK, Mr. Rat, we've got
a little playmate for you.

341
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,033
Should I get the backup lion, Chief?

342
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,243
Would you?

343
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,290
Can you see
the lion anywhere?

344
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,837
Well, do you see him or not?

345
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,454
Are you saying he's right on
the other side of that plant?

346
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,388
OK. Run!

347
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:00,644
This way!

348
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,911
Bart, you're a genius.

349
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,375
You OK, Milhouse?

350
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,626
Nothing that a handful of.

351
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,295
Gummy Bears can't fix.

352
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,760
Well, well, looks like
the cat got the rat.

353
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,512
And that's the end of that tale.

354
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,223
Uh, Chief, should we try
and get the mountain lion

355
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:40,476
- back in its crate?
- I repeat...

356
00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:44,104
OK, everyone,

357
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,856
we need big smiles out there,

358
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:47,441
so line up for dimpling.

359
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:48,984
Now this may hurt a lot.

360
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,736
What am I saying, "may"?

361
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,740
Now, that's a happy face.

362
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,825
Little Vicki, I figured out how to dance.

363
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,368
I can be in the show now.

364
00:17:58,452 --> 00:17:59,953
I'm sorry, Lisa.

365
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:01,872
People go to a children's dance recital

366
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,291
expecting a certain level
of professionalism.

367
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,959
But... But you don't understand.

368
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,547
I ate too much plastic candy.

369
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:11,757
Heavens to Betsy!

370
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,133
The star of the show is sick!

371
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,885
Whatever will we do?

372
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:17,238
There's only one person who can
get us out of this pickle.

373
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,722
- Lisa?
- Yes?

374
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,725
Help me into Ralph's costume.

375
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:24,019
Show time, children.

376
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,104
Let's go.

377
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:26,897
OK, curtain puller,

378
00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,649
this is your moment to shine.

379
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,121
Oh, it's too important,
I'll do it for you.

380
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,033
Lean, muscular children of Mars,

381
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,535
we bring you candy.

382
00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:44,665
Let's walk over to them.

383
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:46,708
Why walk when you can dance?

384
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,008
Where's Lisa?

385
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,845
Shh! This plot is hard enough
to follow as it is.

386
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,805
On the spaceship.

387
00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,014
Lollipop.

388
00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:02,724
Gingerbread men.

389
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,309
Like to do hip-hop.

390
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,687
And chocolate chips...

391
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:09,690
Make a rockin' fuel for rocket ships.

392
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,777
We just love to dance on Mars.

393
00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,279
Where everything's made...

394
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,990
There she is! Hi, honey!

395
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,200
Wow! Look at her go!

396
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:21,952
Yeah, that pressure we put on her

397
00:19:22,035 --> 00:19:23,203
really paid off.

398
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:31,503
What are you doing?

399
00:19:31,587 --> 00:19:33,630
I can't help it, it's the shoes.

400
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,466
Nobody upstages Little Vicki.

401
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,392
Oh... please stop.

402
00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:47,811
I'm just getting started!

403
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,573
Stop clapping! Whoa!

404
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:01,825
Wha...! Whoa!

405
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,411
Go, Lisa! Come on, everybody,

406
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,079
give it up for my little girl!

407
00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:09,333
Whoa...

408
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,168
Whoa... Please...

409
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,337
Stop clapping! You'll kill us all!

410
00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,136
Lisa's gone berserk!

411
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,055
Do something, Homer! Do something!

412
00:20:26,141 --> 00:20:27,392
Oh, thanks, Dad.

413
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,561
I didn't think, I... just acted.

414
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,522
Self-tapping shoes?

415
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,234
- I'm ever so pissed.
- I'm sorry, Vicki.

416
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,861
I just wanted to be a dancer so badly.

417
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,821
I understand.

418
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,407
We all do crazy things
when we're desperate.

419
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:44,660
I once destroyed
Buddy Ebsen's credit rating.

420
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,536
- Why?
- He knows why.

421
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,039
Jesus, Mary and Glavin!

422
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,666
These shoes are in the "off" position!

423
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,626
You mean, I danced all by myself?

424
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:55,170
See, honey? All you needed
was to believe in...

425
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,814
What are you talking about,
Professor Frink?

426
00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:59,967
They're clearly in
the "on" position. See? "On."

427
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,594
I was merely trying to spare
the girl's feelings,

428
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,722
- you insensitive clod.
- Oh... Oh!

429
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:08,308
Well, now that I look even closer...

430
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,018
Forget it, Dad.

431
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,021
I guess I'm never
going to be your Broadway baby.

432
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,856
That's not true, honey.
You can always write

433
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:17,067
a depressing Broadway play of some kind.

434
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:19,069
- You think so?
- Sure.

435
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:20,737
It could be a story about people

436
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,739
coming to terms with things.

437
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,575
Hey, yeah. You could load it up
with lots of swears.

438
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:26,819
That's what David Mamet does.

439
00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:28,954
Ah, I love you guys.

440
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:32,541
Uh-oh! It's out of its matrix!
Nobody move!

441
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,793
Why, it's just a cute little weasel.

442
00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,920
Hello, there, Mr. Weasel.

443
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,509
I'm down!

444
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:33,268
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