1 00:00:02,728 --> 00:00:07,047 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:08,751 --> 00:00:10,342 Mmm. When I die, 3 00:00:10,494 --> 00:00:12,736 we should totally get this sandwich place 4 00:00:12,829 --> 00:00:13,679 for my memorial. 5 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:16,849 So good. Mmm. Can't wait. 6 00:00:17,076 --> 00:00:20,410 Oh, all these people loved Mr. Chase. 7 00:00:20,429 --> 00:00:22,913 His students are taking it so hard. 8 00:00:22,931 --> 00:00:25,507 Yeah, nobody grieves like theater kids. 9 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,526 (wailing) 10 00:00:29,179 --> 00:00:30,604 (Marge gasps) 11 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:32,105 This is my show! 12 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:35,016 Why are they singing about computers? 13 00:00:35,110 --> 00:00:37,127 It was a musical about Y2K, 14 00:00:37,129 --> 00:00:39,521 which was very scary back then. 15 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,041 Scarier than anything we have now. 16 00:00:42,268 --> 00:00:44,376 The whole show takes place on New Year's Eve, 17 00:00:44,528 --> 00:00:47,212 -1999... -♪ Five, four, three ♪ 18 00:00:47,364 --> 00:00:50,107 ♪ Two, zero, zero, zero ♪ 19 00:00:50,125 --> 00:00:54,628 ♪ A midnight countdown to Y2K ♪ 20 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:59,283 ♪ Five, four, three, two, will I be a zero? ♪ 21 00:00:59,301 --> 00:01:04,063 ♪ When tomorrow becomes today. ♪ 22 00:01:04,139 --> 00:01:05,972 Mom, which one are you? 23 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:08,141 I was right over here. 24 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,903 In the wings, calling all the shots... 25 00:01:11,054 --> 00:01:14,055 as the stage manager. 26 00:01:14,075 --> 00:01:17,859 Mrs. Chase, I'm so sorry for your loss. 27 00:01:17,894 --> 00:01:19,078 Oh, thank you, dear. 28 00:01:19,305 --> 00:01:21,580 Say, look what I found when I was cleaning out 29 00:01:21,731 --> 00:01:23,398 -Franklin's office. -(gasps) 30 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:24,899 My prompt book. 31 00:01:24,919 --> 00:01:26,901 This binder lists all the cues 32 00:01:26,995 --> 00:01:29,254 for the entire production. 33 00:01:29,406 --> 00:01:32,499 Oh, Franklin always said you were the heart of the show-- 34 00:01:32,651 --> 00:01:36,169 that your stage managing was so... zealous. 35 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:38,580 I definitely ran a tight ship. 36 00:01:38,748 --> 00:01:41,249 But in a fun way everyone loved, obviously. 37 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:43,435 -Oh, yeah, totally. -Super fun. 38 00:01:43,587 --> 00:01:46,271 Of course, I would have loved to have been in the show, 39 00:01:46,498 --> 00:01:48,256 except I'm not much of a singer. 40 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:52,277 But in my imagination, I've got the voice of a Disney princess. 41 00:01:52,429 --> 00:01:53,170 Oh... 42 00:01:53,188 --> 00:01:55,172 What a special time. 43 00:01:55,265 --> 00:01:58,008 I'd give anything to feel that magic again. 44 00:01:58,026 --> 00:02:00,869 ♪ ♪ 45 00:02:02,531 --> 00:02:05,624 (Disney princess voice): ♪ Script notes and sound cues ♪ 46 00:02:05,775 --> 00:02:08,443 ♪ Take me there again ♪ 47 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,778 ♪ In my blacks in the backs of the wings ♪ 48 00:02:10,873 --> 00:02:13,132 ♪ So I'm not seen ♪ 49 00:02:15,210 --> 00:02:17,285 ♪ No one knows the magic ♪ 50 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:22,182 ♪ That hides behind the scenes ♪ 51 00:02:23,051 --> 00:02:24,868 (regular voice): It's me! 52 00:02:24,961 --> 00:02:27,053 The cast said yes! 53 00:02:27,206 --> 00:02:29,648 We're putting on a musical! 54 00:02:29,799 --> 00:02:31,984 (Disney princess voice): ♪ Places, everybody ♪ 55 00:02:32,135 --> 00:02:34,394 ♪ It's time to start the show ♪ 56 00:02:34,546 --> 00:02:36,546 ♪ That's what actors need me to say ♪ 57 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,899 ♪ Otherwise, they wouldn't know where to go ♪ 58 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:40,734 ♪ Cinch up the hemlines ♪ 59 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:43,220 ♪ Sound check all the mics ♪ 60 00:02:43,313 --> 00:02:45,238 ♪ Close the door, ring the bell ♪ 61 00:02:45,391 --> 00:02:48,167 ♪ And bring down the house lights ♪ 62 00:02:48,394 --> 00:02:53,154 ♪ It's curtains up for Marge Bouvier ♪ 63 00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:56,233 ♪ 'Cause I'm once again the star ♪ 64 00:02:56,251 --> 00:02:58,084 ♪ Of the backstage ♪ 65 00:02:58,237 --> 00:03:00,012 Wow, you're the director? 66 00:03:00,239 --> 00:03:03,015 (regular voice): No, more important-- the stage manager. 67 00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:05,333 -Ah! -Five minutes, guys! 68 00:03:05,427 --> 00:03:07,260 -Thank you, five. -Five minutes. 69 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:10,672 I always used to love saying that, before... 70 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:13,099 (Disney princess voice): ♪ The endless loads of laundry 71 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:15,252 ♪ The dishes piled high ♪ 72 00:03:15,345 --> 00:03:17,270 ♪ The whining and complaining ♪ 73 00:03:17,439 --> 00:03:18,772 -♪ It's mine ♪ -♪ It's mine ♪ 74 00:03:18,924 --> 00:03:20,848 -BOTH: ♪ It's mine ♪ -(regular voice): Enough! 75 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:26,187 (Disney princess voice): ♪ I'm returning to my theater family 76 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:31,210 ♪ A revival of our fondest memories ♪ 77 00:03:31,361 --> 00:03:32,786 -♪ Singin'... ♪ -♪ Do ♪ 78 00:03:32,938 --> 00:03:34,604 -♪ Re ♪ -♪ Mi ♪ 79 00:03:34,623 --> 00:03:37,549 -♪ This ♪ -♪ Show ♪ -♪ 80 00:03:37,776 --> 00:03:39,867 ♪ The talk of the town ♪ 81 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:43,055 ♪ A hit, a smash, the rage ♪ 82 00:03:43,206 --> 00:03:46,116 ♪ And there's nothing Springfield needs more ♪ 83 00:03:46,134 --> 00:03:47,451 ♪ Than a play ♪ 84 00:03:47,469 --> 00:03:48,894 (regular voice): Good! 85 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:51,638 (Disney princess voice): ♪ 'Cause I'm once again the ♪ 86 00:03:51,790 --> 00:03:54,458 ♪ Appreciated, well-respected, never, ever disconnected ♪ 87 00:03:54,551 --> 00:03:55,976 ♪ Nothing but the most impressive ♪ 88 00:03:56,128 --> 00:03:57,461 ♪ Everybody's dearest friended ♪ 89 00:03:57,554 --> 00:04:00,221 ♪ Star ♪ 90 00:04:00,315 --> 00:04:03,558 ♪ Of the backstage... ♪ 91 00:04:03,635 --> 00:04:05,485 ♪ She's the star, see how she shines ♪ 92 00:04:05,637 --> 00:04:09,155 ♪ She answers when we call for lines ♪ 93 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:12,459 ♪ Places, everybody! ♪ 94 00:04:14,738 --> 00:04:17,314 Wow, honey, those dorks are so excited to be 95 00:04:17,316 --> 00:04:18,573 in your show again. 96 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:19,574 And I will do everything 97 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,242 I can to support you... 98 00:04:21,262 --> 00:04:22,819 while I'm at Moe's. 99 00:04:22,838 --> 00:04:24,170 Mwah. 100 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:27,248 Sorry, Marge, but I got to drop out of the show. 101 00:04:27,342 --> 00:04:28,916 I broke my hip while singing and dancing 102 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,352 about feeling young again. 103 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,847 Say, Dad, what if you filled in for Lenny 104 00:04:33,999 --> 00:04:35,515 and joined Mom's musical? 105 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:39,444 Yeah, then you'd be the most supportive husband ever. 106 00:04:39,671 --> 00:04:40,928 Great idea, kids. 107 00:04:41,023 --> 00:04:42,114 I'm all in, babe! 108 00:04:42,341 --> 00:04:45,033 One pair of super tight dance pants, please! 109 00:04:45,861 --> 00:04:47,286 (laughing) 110 00:04:47,513 --> 00:04:50,180 From this day forward, we are enemies. 111 00:04:50,198 --> 00:04:51,957 Forever and ever. 112 00:04:52,108 --> 00:04:53,792 Forever. 113 00:04:54,019 --> 00:04:55,294 MARGE: Okay, 114 00:04:55,370 --> 00:04:59,372 back on stage-- it's just like we're teenagers again. 115 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,691 Now let's start the rehearsal. 116 00:05:01,860 --> 00:05:02,950 Theater! 117 00:05:03,045 --> 00:05:05,378 Wait, we can't start without Sasha Reed. 118 00:05:05,531 --> 00:05:06,972 -She was the star of the show. -Mm-hmm. 119 00:05:07,049 --> 00:05:08,715 She got into Julliard. 120 00:05:08,867 --> 00:05:09,808 (sighs) 121 00:05:09,959 --> 00:05:10,884 Sasha. (chuckles) 122 00:05:11,036 --> 00:05:12,477 You never forget your first diva. 123 00:05:12,629 --> 00:05:14,813 I'd love to know what she's been up to. 124 00:05:14,890 --> 00:05:16,706 Well, as your dutiful stage manager, 125 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:20,468 I did reach out repeatedly, but never heard back. 126 00:05:20,562 --> 00:05:22,896 I guess we'll never know what happened 127 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,640 after Sasha left little old Springfield 128 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,050 for New York City. 129 00:05:27,143 --> 00:05:28,476 WOMAN: Never say never! 130 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,645 Hello, old friends! 131 00:05:30,739 --> 00:05:32,664 Ah! It's Sasha! 132 00:05:32,816 --> 00:05:36,393 Let me tell you all about it. 133 00:05:36,411 --> 00:05:38,578 ♪ It was a cold and rainy morning ♪ 134 00:05:38,730 --> 00:05:40,672 ♪ When I exited the bus ♪ 135 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,008 ♪ I stepped into the city ♪ 136 00:05:43,159 --> 00:05:45,677 ♪ Everyone in such a rush ♪ 137 00:05:45,829 --> 00:05:48,071 ♪ I suppose I started singing ♪ 138 00:05:48,164 --> 00:05:50,182 ♪ Just to keep the chill at bay ♪ 139 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:53,076 ♪ I guess I sounded something like ♪ 140 00:05:53,169 --> 00:05:56,521 ♪ This ♪ 141 00:05:56,673 --> 00:06:01,418 ♪ And that's when I heard a man say ♪ 142 00:06:01,436 --> 00:06:03,845 ♪ "That tone, that pitch ♪ 143 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,847 ♪ "Your voice'll make us rich ♪ 144 00:06:05,941 --> 00:06:10,017 ♪ Stick with me, and you'll be destined to impress" ♪ 145 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,761 ♪ And that's how Sasha became ♪ 146 00:06:11,780 --> 00:06:14,522 ♪ A massive success ♪ 147 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:15,615 ♪ Yes, Sasha ♪ 148 00:06:15,767 --> 00:06:18,085 ♪ Is a massive success ♪ 149 00:06:19,438 --> 00:06:20,437 (exclaiming) 150 00:06:20,530 --> 00:06:23,048 ♪ Now I dine on the veranda ♪ 151 00:06:23,199 --> 00:06:25,366 ♪ With Lin-Manuel Miranda ♪ 152 00:06:25,460 --> 00:06:28,128 ♪ Scrape meat off the bone with Patti LuPone ♪ 153 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:29,796 ♪ Don't mention Glenn Close ♪ 154 00:06:29,948 --> 00:06:31,615 ♪ I eat Bananas Foster ♪ 155 00:06:31,633 --> 00:06:33,725 ♪ With my good friend Sutton Foster ♪ 156 00:06:33,802 --> 00:06:37,062 ♪ Thanks to Stephen Sondheim, who's the most gracious host ♪ 157 00:06:37,213 --> 00:06:40,290 ♪ Yes, I'm everything you thought I'd be ♪ 158 00:06:40,308 --> 00:06:42,626 ♪ When I left Springfield for the big city ♪ 159 00:06:42,719 --> 00:06:46,029 ♪ I've made it, I'm a cut above the rest ♪ 160 00:06:47,056 --> 00:06:49,983 ♪ 'Cause Sasha has returned ♪ 161 00:06:50,152 --> 00:06:51,576 ♪ A massive ♪ 162 00:06:51,803 --> 00:06:55,705 ♪ Success... ♪ 163 00:06:57,492 --> 00:06:58,642 ♪ That's right ♪ 164 00:06:58,660 --> 00:06:59,976 ♪ I'm a Broadway ♪ 165 00:07:00,069 --> 00:07:05,132 ♪ Star! ♪ 166 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,837 Oh, I can't believe Sasha came back. 167 00:07:10,989 --> 00:07:12,338 What a career! 168 00:07:13,583 --> 00:07:16,101 I know a famous person that knows what's his name, 169 00:07:16,328 --> 00:07:18,186 who is she, and never heard of him! 170 00:07:18,939 --> 00:07:21,164 Okay, okay, everybody. 171 00:07:21,257 --> 00:07:24,443 It's so exciting that Sasha is a massive success, 172 00:07:24,594 --> 00:07:27,187 but we really need to walk through our blocking. 173 00:07:27,339 --> 00:07:28,763 Let's make it precise, gang! 174 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,765 Blocking, so important. 175 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,600 That's what Hal always told me. 176 00:07:32,619 --> 00:07:33,860 Hal Prince. 177 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:35,454 Boom! Named it! 178 00:07:35,605 --> 00:07:38,105 But before we get into the technical stuff, 179 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:42,035 we need to reconnect as an ensemblé. 180 00:07:42,187 --> 00:07:44,445 Let's all go to my lake house and do trust falls. 181 00:07:44,614 --> 00:07:47,148 But we have to carve out some time to run lines. 182 00:07:47,150 --> 00:07:50,802 (chuckles) Marge Bouvier, you have not changed a bit. 183 00:07:50,954 --> 00:07:53,120 Okay, Mom, we'll run lines, 184 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,714 but don't wait up for us. 185 00:07:54,866 --> 00:07:56,049 Us? What do you mean? 186 00:07:56,201 --> 00:07:58,551 This bonding session is for the cast. 187 00:07:58,704 --> 00:08:00,479 You understand, right? 188 00:08:00,630 --> 00:08:01,554 Oh. 189 00:08:01,707 --> 00:08:03,815 Sure. Of course. 190 00:08:03,967 --> 00:08:06,042 Come on, friends! (laughs) 191 00:08:06,061 --> 00:08:09,062 I was wrong. Theater kids are super cool. 192 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:10,447 Thanks for the hookup, honey. 193 00:08:12,308 --> 00:08:14,034 ♪ ♪ 194 00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:21,816 ♪ How will I stay alive? ♪ 195 00:08:21,910 --> 00:08:23,835 ♪ When all ♪ 196 00:08:23,987 --> 00:08:26,079 ♪ The computers think I died? ♪ 197 00:08:26,231 --> 00:08:28,748 -♪ How will I ♪ -♪ How will I ♪ 198 00:08:28,900 --> 00:08:30,750 ♪ Stay alive ♪ 199 00:08:30,902 --> 00:08:34,237 ♪ When all the clocks and the computers ♪ 200 00:08:34,330 --> 00:08:37,224 ♪ Think I died? ♪ 201 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:45,081 Okay, the curtain-raiser went a smidge long, 202 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:46,841 so stay on your marks next time. 203 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,693 -Take five! -Thank you, five. 204 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:52,680 Anyway, I hope you all remember the best part of rehearsal... 205 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,199 brownies! 206 00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:58,370 Are those Margie's Brownies with walnuts and M&Ms? 207 00:08:59,264 --> 00:09:01,206 It's true, I do matter. 208 00:09:01,357 --> 00:09:03,691 Look what else I'm included in. 209 00:09:03,785 --> 00:09:05,359 It's all from our shows. 210 00:09:05,453 --> 00:09:07,862 We were such a tight-knit group. 211 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,939 Remember the tightness of the knitting? 212 00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:12,292 (inhales) There's my old guitar pick. 213 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:16,471 Oh, I haven't played guitar since I lost this! 214 00:09:17,949 --> 00:09:19,015 Still works! 215 00:09:20,302 --> 00:09:22,543 Oh, man, this takes me back... 216 00:09:22,637 --> 00:09:23,728 Remember, guys? 217 00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:26,639 ♪ Bonfires at Billy's ♪ 218 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:30,235 ♪ We'd talk about our dreams ♪ 219 00:09:33,632 --> 00:09:35,982 ♪ We'd get drunk and make out, ha ♪ 220 00:09:36,134 --> 00:09:38,468 ♪ Cause a scene ♪ 221 00:09:38,561 --> 00:09:40,394 Remind me who Billy was again? 222 00:09:40,488 --> 00:09:41,955 You know-- Billy. 223 00:09:42,899 --> 00:09:44,841 ♪ Late nights at the diner ♪ 224 00:09:44,843 --> 00:09:47,752 ♪ We'd laugh and we'd cry ♪ 225 00:09:47,979 --> 00:09:50,146 Right. Uh-huh. The diner. 226 00:09:50,165 --> 00:09:53,240 ♪ Smoking clove cigarettes ♪ 227 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,410 ♪ Ruthie serving us cheese fries ♪ 228 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:58,154 Is that why you guys always smelled 229 00:09:58,173 --> 00:09:59,097 like burnt cinnamon? 230 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:02,175 ♪ Climbing the water tower ♪ 231 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,269 ♪ Drunk on whiskey sours ♪ 232 00:10:04,496 --> 00:10:07,330 ♪ Stealing the Lard Lad sign ♪ 233 00:10:07,349 --> 00:10:09,608 -That was you guys? -Yeah. 234 00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:11,517 ♪ Remember the times ♪ 235 00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:13,445 ♪ The best times ♪ 236 00:10:13,521 --> 00:10:15,614 ♪ Of our lives ♪ 237 00:10:15,765 --> 00:10:19,492 ♪ We had nothing but times ♪ 238 00:10:20,679 --> 00:10:23,363 ♪ Remember the times ♪ 239 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:26,366 Okay, I might've missed some of those specific moments, 240 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:29,352 but I'm sure I'll remember all the other ones. 241 00:10:29,371 --> 00:10:31,087 What else? 242 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,540 ♪ The kegger at Marge's ♪ 243 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:36,709 ♪ What an epic night ♪ 244 00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:38,970 Wait, there was a party at my house? 245 00:10:39,122 --> 00:10:40,621 Where was I? 246 00:10:40,699 --> 00:10:43,716 ♪ She was at a tech run-through ♪ 247 00:10:43,869 --> 00:10:45,810 ♪ Nowhere in sight ♪ 248 00:10:45,962 --> 00:10:49,147 Guys, that's like, pretty messed up. 249 00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:51,391 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 250 00:10:51,543 --> 00:10:54,319 ♪ I was at that super killer party, too ♪ 251 00:10:54,470 --> 00:10:56,379 You weren't even in the show. 252 00:10:56,398 --> 00:10:57,805 ♪ Yeah, but I was cool ♪ 253 00:10:57,899 --> 00:10:59,157 (grunts) 254 00:10:59,234 --> 00:11:00,659 ♪ Lenny fell off the roof ♪ 255 00:11:00,886 --> 00:11:02,902 -What? -♪ Marge's parents got sued ♪ 256 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,997 ♪ And had to file for bankruptcy ♪ 257 00:11:06,074 --> 00:11:08,241 Is that why I couldn't go away to college? 258 00:11:08,393 --> 00:11:09,909 ♪ Remember the time ♪ 259 00:11:10,061 --> 00:11:12,745 ♪ When Jackie died ♪ 260 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,172 Wait, I thought Jackie moved. 261 00:11:14,399 --> 00:11:16,841 -♪ No one saw the signs ♪ -(gasps) 262 00:11:16,993 --> 00:11:18,401 ♪ Together we cried ♪ 263 00:11:18,494 --> 00:11:21,179 ♪ And then we made it about ourselves ♪ 264 00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:23,239 ♪ When the reporter came ♪ 265 00:11:23,332 --> 00:11:25,499 -What?! -♪ He worked for The Times ♪ 266 00:11:25,593 --> 00:11:26,518 Which one? 267 00:11:26,669 --> 00:11:28,928 ♪ The New York Times ♪ 268 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,097 ♪ Such timey times ♪ 269 00:11:31,249 --> 00:11:32,857 How'd I miss all of this? 270 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:36,736 ♪ We were all together. ♪ 271 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,446 Except me. 272 00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:44,035 (Disney princess voice): ♪ Script notes and sound cues ♪ 273 00:11:44,187 --> 00:11:47,780 ♪ They never saw me as a friend ♪ 274 00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:50,858 ♪ In my blacks in the backs of the wings ♪ 275 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:54,045 ♪ I was unseen ♪ 276 00:11:55,941 --> 00:11:58,717 ♪ So much for the magic ♪ 277 00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:04,013 ♪ No one wants old Marjorie. ♪ 278 00:12:06,542 --> 00:12:07,967 (sobbing) 279 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,712 (regular voice): I was unpopular and never knew! 280 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,714 All my best memories are ruined. 281 00:12:13,808 --> 00:12:16,642 I wish I had never done this stupid musical again. 282 00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:20,572 As soon as Sasha showed up, it was like I didn't exist. 283 00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:22,632 I never liked that Sasha Reed. 284 00:12:22,725 --> 00:12:25,134 Taking pop out of the fridge without asking... 285 00:12:25,153 --> 00:12:26,578 getting us sued... 286 00:12:27,897 --> 00:12:29,655 Of course! It's all Sasha's fault. 287 00:12:29,808 --> 00:12:32,976 Someone ought to teach that Broadway big shot a lesson. 288 00:12:32,994 --> 00:12:35,903 Mom, do you still have a computer? 289 00:12:35,997 --> 00:12:39,406 (dial-up modem whining) 290 00:12:39,501 --> 00:12:43,319 Last night I made some very interesting discoveries, 291 00:12:43,412 --> 00:12:46,747 requiring the printing of a revised playbill. 292 00:12:46,841 --> 00:12:48,266 (clears throat) 293 00:12:48,584 --> 00:12:51,677 (Disney princess voice): ♪ I'll refer you to page three ♪ 294 00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:54,347 ♪ To an updated biography ♪ 295 00:12:54,499 --> 00:12:56,332 ♪ Of which you must see ♪ 296 00:12:56,351 --> 00:12:59,018 ♪ Certain to change your view ♪ 297 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:03,531 ♪ Of the beloved ingenue ♪ 298 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,025 ♪ Sasha! Poof ♪ 299 00:13:06,102 --> 00:13:07,268 ♪ The truth ♪ 300 00:13:08,437 --> 00:13:12,106 ♪ She's never been in a Broadway musical or play? ♪ 301 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:16,443 ♪ She was never in Pippin, Show Boat, or Cabaret? ♪ 302 00:13:16,538 --> 00:13:20,023 ♪ She didn't sign autographs at a stage door-a? ♪ 303 00:13:20,116 --> 00:13:24,636 ♪ She worked at the Herald Square Sephora? ♪ 304 00:13:24,863 --> 00:13:27,196 ♪ Lost hope, gave up and moved the day ♪ 305 00:13:27,290 --> 00:13:30,700 ♪ She didn't get a callback for Hairspray ♪ 306 00:13:30,793 --> 00:13:33,144 ♪ She's a fraudway baby ♪ 307 00:13:33,371 --> 00:13:34,795 ♪ A phony, a fake ♪ 308 00:13:34,964 --> 00:13:38,632 ♪ She ain't got what it takes ♪ 309 00:13:38,726 --> 00:13:40,652 ♪ She's a fraudway baby ♪ 310 00:13:40,879 --> 00:13:42,970 ♪ She doesn't know Sutton Foster ♪ 311 00:13:43,064 --> 00:13:44,730 ♪ This broad's an imposter ♪ 312 00:13:44,883 --> 00:13:47,850 ♪ She's had you wrapped around her finger ♪ 313 00:13:47,902 --> 00:13:49,494 ♪ For days ♪ 314 00:13:49,645 --> 00:13:52,221 ♪ But she's nothing but a hair-extentioned ♪ 315 00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,998 ♪ Makeup-slinging, Botox-forehead ♪ 316 00:13:54,225 --> 00:13:55,149 ♪ Lying, cheating ♪ 317 00:13:55,168 --> 00:14:00,004 ♪ Baby fraudway... ♪ 318 00:14:01,566 --> 00:14:03,383 ♪ ♪ 319 00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:06,327 So you don't know the people 320 00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:09,013 you said you knew but who are they? 321 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,849 Marge Bouvier, you're... 322 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,183 mean! 323 00:14:12,410 --> 00:14:14,352 (sobbing) 324 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:19,265 Well, I'm sure you're all as angry at Sasha as I am, 325 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,601 but now we can wipe the slate clean 326 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:24,845 and really come together as a theater family. 327 00:14:24,939 --> 00:14:27,181 Without Sasha, there's no show. 328 00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:30,943 You ruined everything, you... techie! 329 00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:33,187 But, w-w-wait. She made it all up. 330 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,706 She's a liar! 331 00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:36,766 I think this is the kind of thing 332 00:14:36,859 --> 00:14:40,603 that makes people not want to invite you to stuff. 333 00:14:40,696 --> 00:14:42,046 (growls) 334 00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:49,888 Stupid, ungrateful cast. 335 00:14:50,115 --> 00:14:51,948 Did you sleep at all last night? 336 00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:54,041 "We don't care that Sasha's a liar." 337 00:14:54,135 --> 00:14:55,709 "We still love her more than you." 338 00:14:55,803 --> 00:14:58,229 Mo-om! Bart replaced my Kashi cereal 339 00:14:58,381 --> 00:15:00,881 with woodchips from the hamster cage! 340 00:15:00,975 --> 00:15:03,217 So? You didn't notice till I told you. 341 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,794 -(growls) -(yelps) 342 00:15:04,812 --> 00:15:07,054 -What's wrong with Mom? -Well, kids, your mother has 343 00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:10,057 severely pissed off all the theater weirdos-- 344 00:15:10,135 --> 00:15:11,225 of which I am now one-- 345 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,653 but she can't see it's her fault. 346 00:15:13,805 --> 00:15:15,562 So... are you gonna tell her? 347 00:15:15,657 --> 00:15:20,251 Indeed I am, and there's only one way to do it. 348 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,586 ♪ ♪ 349 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,239 ♪ When your partner's in a tizzy ♪ 350 00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,483 ♪ Flossing till she's dizzy ♪ 351 00:15:27,502 --> 00:15:30,336 ♪ Clearly in the wrong, but certain she's right ♪ 352 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,764 ♪ It's your responsibility ♪ 353 00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,657 ♪ To imply her culpability ♪ 354 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:37,936 ♪ In a way that doesn't instigate a fight ♪ 355 00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:41,105 -(grumbles) -Whoops. 356 00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:43,608 ♪ Don't escalate the situation ♪ 357 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,276 ♪ Or add further complication ♪ 358 00:15:45,503 --> 00:15:48,404 ♪ Mince your words, so as never to encroach ♪ 359 00:15:49,598 --> 00:15:51,174 ♪ Deliver your advice ♪ 360 00:15:51,192 --> 00:15:52,675 ♪ But make sure to do it nice ♪ 361 00:15:52,694 --> 00:15:56,037 ♪ For it's best to use a delicate approach ♪ 362 00:15:56,957 --> 00:15:58,814 Marge, darling... 363 00:15:58,816 --> 00:16:00,274 Leave me alone! 364 00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:02,609 Marge, listen! I'm being delicate! 365 00:16:02,704 --> 00:16:04,278 Oh, are you? 366 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,948 ♪ Now, I know you may think you were just in your actions ♪ 367 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,859 ♪ But it makes my heart sink to see your infractions ♪ 368 00:16:09,952 --> 00:16:11,877 ♪ Your feelings were hurt, but it's malice you blurt ♪ 369 00:16:11,972 --> 00:16:14,472 ♪ Your transaction compels a retraction ♪ 370 00:16:16,884 --> 00:16:18,476 Oh, you're right, Homie. 371 00:16:18,703 --> 00:16:20,203 It's all my fault. 372 00:16:20,296 --> 00:16:23,206 I did the one thing a stage manager must never do: 373 00:16:23,299 --> 00:16:26,317 I put myself before the show. 374 00:16:27,511 --> 00:16:28,377 You see, kids? 375 00:16:28,546 --> 00:16:31,214 ♪ It's best to use a delicate ♪ 376 00:16:31,232 --> 00:16:32,565 ♪ Approach. ♪ 377 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:33,899 (toilet flushes) 378 00:16:34,052 --> 00:16:35,735 I have to make things right. 379 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,069 You need to let me see 380 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:40,223 the cast-only text chain. 381 00:16:40,391 --> 00:16:41,407 Yeah, I don't know. 382 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,909 It's really not cool for me to share it. 383 00:16:44,062 --> 00:16:46,412 Plus, you wouldn't get any of the jokes. 384 00:16:46,564 --> 00:16:48,247 You might want to skip over the stuff 385 00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:49,507 with your name in it. 386 00:16:49,658 --> 00:16:50,900 Sasha hasn't left town. 387 00:16:50,993 --> 00:16:52,552 There's still time. 388 00:16:53,905 --> 00:16:55,087 (sniffles) 389 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,015 Why would Marge do that to me? 390 00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,999 I was never mean to her. 391 00:16:59,093 --> 00:17:00,593 I never even talked to her! 392 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,521 Yeah, we don't care that you only sell makeup 393 00:17:03,748 --> 00:17:06,173 and that you're a huge liar. 394 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,434 I miss high school. 395 00:17:08,586 --> 00:17:11,029 Remember the night of the cast party? 396 00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:14,348 You and me... in the hot tub? 397 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,759 That night really happened? 398 00:17:16,778 --> 00:17:18,036 I thought I imagined it. 399 00:17:18,187 --> 00:17:19,612 It was real. 400 00:17:19,764 --> 00:17:22,189 And I've never had better. 401 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,783 (grunts) Ah... 402 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,452 Sasha! Sasha, I'm so sorry. 403 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,379 Once my husband sang and danced to me 404 00:17:28,531 --> 00:17:30,940 about what I did, I felt terrible. 405 00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:33,718 I acted like such a crazy teenager. 406 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,295 All I wanted to do was recapture my glory days, 407 00:17:36,447 --> 00:17:38,705 when I could've become anything... 408 00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:40,283 instead of what I really am, 409 00:17:40,376 --> 00:17:42,709 a floor manager at Sephora. 410 00:17:42,878 --> 00:17:43,953 (sighs) 411 00:17:43,971 --> 00:17:45,063 Sales associate. 412 00:17:45,290 --> 00:17:48,149 I guess we both wanted to be stars again. 413 00:17:48,976 --> 00:17:49,975 There she is. 414 00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:51,051 Probably called us here 415 00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,962 to expose the lies the rest of us put 416 00:17:52,964 --> 00:17:54,463 in our playbill bios. 417 00:17:54,632 --> 00:17:55,815 What lies? 418 00:17:55,967 --> 00:17:58,058 I am "thrilled to reprise my role 419 00:17:58,152 --> 00:18:00,411 as Steve/Ensemble." 420 00:18:00,563 --> 00:18:02,822 I was supposed to manage the stage, 421 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:06,066 but instead I just managed to screw everything up. 422 00:18:06,235 --> 00:18:07,919 But there's still time to put on the best show 423 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,070 of the latter part of our lives. 424 00:18:10,164 --> 00:18:12,590 What do you say? Should we give it a try? 425 00:18:12,741 --> 00:18:14,032 Oh, why should we? 426 00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:17,320 What has trying ever gotten anyone? 427 00:18:17,338 --> 00:18:19,347 ♪ ♪ 428 00:18:20,825 --> 00:18:22,491 ♪ I could've been a crooner ♪ 429 00:18:22,585 --> 00:18:24,602 ♪ Star of stage and screen ♪ 430 00:18:24,829 --> 00:18:26,178 ♪ But I'd just as sooner ♪ 431 00:18:26,331 --> 00:18:29,774 ♪ Drink away my dream ♪ 432 00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:32,001 -♪ Never try. ♪ -SASHA: Stop! 433 00:18:32,094 --> 00:18:34,170 That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. 434 00:18:34,263 --> 00:18:38,432 Barney, nobody needs to do this show more than you. 435 00:18:38,526 --> 00:18:42,011 ♪ Except me! ♪ 436 00:18:42,104 --> 00:18:43,437 -(cheering) -Yay! 437 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,847 ♪ ♪ 438 00:18:44,866 --> 00:18:46,866 It's a full house, so... 439 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,702 ♪ Places, everybody. ♪ 440 00:18:49,871 --> 00:18:52,779 Marge, when I'm onstage and it's not my turn to talk, 441 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,258 -can I look at my phone? -No. 442 00:18:57,362 --> 00:19:00,221 ♪ ♪ 443 00:19:12,134 --> 00:19:13,559 It's almost midnight. 444 00:19:13,711 --> 00:19:15,194 What's going to happen? 445 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:19,973 Oops. 446 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,475 Five, four... 447 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,370 Three, two, one! 448 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:28,315 -(cheering) -So the show just ends? 449 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,725 What a cop-out! 450 00:19:29,744 --> 00:19:31,560 At least at the end of Rent you get to see 451 00:19:31,562 --> 00:19:33,004 Mimi come back to life. 452 00:19:33,155 --> 00:19:34,914 This is just lazy. 453 00:19:35,066 --> 00:19:38,050 -♪ ♪ -(cheering) 454 00:19:40,254 --> 00:19:43,088 Marge, thanks for reminding me how good it feels 455 00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,408 to be a big fish in a small pond. 456 00:19:45,576 --> 00:19:47,593 I guess that's why you never left. 457 00:19:47,745 --> 00:19:49,503 Actually, I think it was because my parents 458 00:19:49,597 --> 00:19:52,523 couldn't afford college after a lawsuit from a party 459 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:55,175 you threw at my house but didn't invite me to. 460 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:58,029 Such timey times. 461 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,941 (sighs) 462 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:04,184 Oh, my God, it's really her. 463 00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:05,778 It's Marge Bouvier. 464 00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:08,372 Just ask her. 465 00:20:09,617 --> 00:20:11,667 Um, would you please sign my prompt bible? 466 00:20:13,104 --> 00:20:14,045 You know me? 467 00:20:14,196 --> 00:20:16,464 You're a stage-managing icon! 468 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,918 Would you go to the diner with us? 469 00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:23,036 We'd die to hear some of your stories. 470 00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:25,297 Invited to the diner. 471 00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,541 I'm getting cheese fries! 472 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:27,892 ♪ ♪ 473 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,803 Cast party at Marge's house! 474 00:20:30,955 --> 00:20:32,563 -(Sasha laughs) -BARNEY: All right! 475 00:20:32,790 --> 00:20:34,381 KIRK: Theater! 476 00:20:34,475 --> 00:20:36,976 Captioning sponsored by 20th CENTURY FOX TELEVISION 477 00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:38,978 FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 478 00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:40,905 And FORD. We go further, so you can. 479 00:20:41,056 --> 00:20:43,324 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 480 00:20:47,805 --> 00:20:51,323 Y2K CAST: ♪ Five, four, three, two, zero, zero, zero ♪ 481 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:52,899 ♪ A new millennium ♪ 482 00:20:52,994 --> 00:20:55,811 ♪ But who will I be? ♪ 483 00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:57,663 ♪ Five, four, three, two ♪ 484 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,999 ♪ Way too many zeros ♪ 485 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,167 ♪ What will the computers ♪ 486 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,910 ♪ Do to me? ♪ 487 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,838 ♪ Will there be blackouts? ♪ 488 00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:07,172 ♪ Chaos? ♪ 489 00:21:07,325 --> 00:21:09,174 ♪ Motherboards exploding? ♪ 490 00:21:09,327 --> 00:21:11,251 ♪ Glitches and crashes? ♪ 491 00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:13,211 ♪ A run on the banks? ♪ 492 00:21:13,364 --> 00:21:15,106 ♪ Will I have a mortgage? ♪ 493 00:21:15,257 --> 00:21:18,276 ♪ A family? A boy and a girl? ♪ 494 00:21:18,503 --> 00:21:22,688 ♪ What happens to a two-digit soul ♪ 495 00:21:22,765 --> 00:21:26,492 ♪ In a four-digit world? ♪ 496 00:21:27,695 --> 00:21:29,578 Shh!