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The Simpsons.

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They say the pancakes here
stink.

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Thank you,
Agnes.

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Let's begin.

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I'm happy to report

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that our shares
in Dynaflux Unimatics

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are up a delicious
seven and three-quarters.

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This means our investment
club portfolio

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has nearly doubled
in value.

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I suggest
we pump our profits

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into some new
high-risk ventures.

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How about Oklasoft?

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It's Oklahoma's fastest-growing
software company.

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Um, cushions?

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Everybody likes
to sit on cushions.

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Children are
so fat today.

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Isn't there some way
we could make money off that?

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There's a franchise fair
this weekend.

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Why don't we buy
a business?

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I never thought of that.

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I'm not wild about
these high-risk ventures.

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They sound
a little risky.

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Oh, Marge.

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You are such
a wet blanket.

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If we'd listened
to you,

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we wouldn't have sponsored
that Mexican wrestler.

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Yet she still gets to share
in all the profits.

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Is that fair?

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I guess I'm just
not comfortable

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with the whole idea
of "investing."

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Face it.

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You can't keep up
with the go-go '90s.

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Well, Marge...

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You're about as popular
as rug burn.

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All in favor
of expelling Marge

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from the Investorettes...

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Aye!

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All right, Helen.

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If I'm not wanted,
I'll leave.

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You'll get your pancakes
in the mail.

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And then they gave me back

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my $500 investment

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and kicked me
out of the club.

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Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

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Back up a bit now.

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When are the pancakes
coming in the mail?

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Well, maybe it's all
for the best.

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What do you need
to make money for anyway?

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As long as I have
my earning power,

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this family's got nothing
to worry about.

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Oh, call work and tell them
I won't be in tomorrow.

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Mom, this is no time
to be conservative.

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Let's roll
the dice here.

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It would be nice
to beat those women

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at their own game.

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Maybe I should
look into a franchise.

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Greetings, humans. I am Investo the Robot
from the planet Opportuniac.

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My superior brain advises you
to enter the franchise fair.

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Well, we're trying to,
but you're blocking our way.

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Danger! Danger!

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Don't forget to pick up
pamphlets.

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I'll handle this.

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Help, help, help.

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Security code 30.

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Well, that's the miracle
of the franchise.

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You get all the equipment
and know-how you need,

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plus a familiar brand name
people trust.

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You'll be on a rocket ride
to the moon.

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And while you're there,

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would you pick up some
of that nice green moon money

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for me... Royce McCutcheon?

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No deal,
McCutcheon.

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That moon money
is mine.

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Now, folks, I don't want
to alarm you,

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but scientists say
40% of America's pictures

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are hanging crooked.

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No! No!

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Yeah, it's true,
and I hear you asking,

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"Well, who's going to straighten out
all these artistic abominations?"

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Your friends? A neighbor?

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Those fat cats in Washington?

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Good luck. Hey, you know,
maybe no one will notice.

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Maybe the problem
will just fix itself.

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Now, you're the one
who's being naive.

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Okay, fair enough.

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But you sound like

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you're ready to become
your own boss

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in the exciting world
of frame-nudging.

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Yes, for a minimal
franchise fee

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you'll receive a pair
of straightening gloves,

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a canister of wall lubricant,

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and a booklet of the most
commonly asked questions

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you will hear,

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including "Who are you?"
And "What are you doing here?"

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Hmm, I don't want
to own my own business.

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I don't know why I came here
in the first place.

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Hello, Helen.

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Marge.

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Edna.

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Marge.

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Oh, my name is Agnes,
and you know it's Agnes.

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It means lamb...
Lamb of God.

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I'm sorry,
Agnes.

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Marge.

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Do the hustle.

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Do the hustle.

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Did you know

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that disco record sales
were up 400%

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for the year ending 1976?

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If these trends continue...

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Aay!

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Uh, your fish
are dead.

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Yeah, I know.

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I can't get them
out of there.

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Hmm, pita.

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Well, I don't know
about food

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from the Middle East.

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Isn't that whole area
a little iffy?

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Hey, I'm no geographer.

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You and I, why don't we
call it pocket bread, huh?

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What's tahini?

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Flavor sauce.

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And falafel?

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Crunch patties.

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So, we'd be
selling foreign...

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Specialty foods.

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Here, try a Ben Franklin.

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Mmm, that is good.

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What's in it?

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Tabbouleh
and rezmi-kabob.

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Uh, that's our chef,
Christopher.

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I could see eating this.

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I really could,
and I am not kidding.

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Look at them!

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They've jumped
on the one franchise

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I might possibly
have considered

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thinking about
becoming interested in.

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I'm not cut out
for the world of business.

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Ooh, you sound like me.

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Well, the old me,

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which was, ironically,
the young me.

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I was once like you were,
young lady...

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Like all these people...

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Lost in a sea
of flashy gimmicks

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and empty promises.

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Then God tossed me
a life preserver,

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a tasty golden brown
life preserver.

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Here. Try a pretzel.

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That's not bad.

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It's not only not bad;
It's knot bread.

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"Knot bread"...
You get it?

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Huh? Ha-ha? You see?

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I do!

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"Knot bread."

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Let's hear it
for the newest members

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of the Fleet-A-Pita
franchise!

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I'm feeling good
from my head to my shoes...

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Maude... Helen...

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Agnes... Luanne...

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Edna... Bart...

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Whoo!
We're number one!

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We're number one.

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Hey, what's going on?

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Wait, wait. Hey.

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Your franchise...
How much?

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- $500.
- I'll take it!

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Congratulations,

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and welcome
to the dynamic world

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of mobile pretzel
retailing.

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When can I start?
What's my territory?

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Eh, territory...

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Well, let me tell you:

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Wherever a young mother
is ignorant

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of what to feed her baby,
you'll be there.

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Wherever nacho penetration
is less than total,

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you'll be there.

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Wherever a Bavarian is not
quite full, you will be there.

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Don't forget fat people.

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They can't stop eating.

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Hey! Pretzels!

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Oh. Hello.

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I'm Frank Ormand.
And if you're watching me,

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that means
you've got pretzel fever,

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and not the kind that attacked
my intestinal lining

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some years back.

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So let's get your franchise
up and running.

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Start by setting up an office
in your basement or garage.

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An automatic garage door opener
makes you feel

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like you're working
in a futuristic wonderworld.

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Next: Blanket your community
with flyers.

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A phony ticker-tape parade

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will help you
avoid littering laws.

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Welcome back, space girl.

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Now you're ready
to make pretzels.

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Open your bag of ingredients...

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Check for millipedes.

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Hey, what's all that
commotion outside?

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Why, it's one of those
pretzel wagons

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the movie stars are
always talking about.

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Here? At our plant?

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That's right, Lenny.

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Let's all give in
to deliciousness

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the pretzel wagon way.

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Yay!

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- Yeah.
- That's pretzeltastic.

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Let's go. Yeah.
Homer's right.

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Oh, yeah.

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Wow, Mom,
look at all those customers.

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Hairnets, everyone.

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Welcome to Pretzel Wagon.

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May I take your order?

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Uh, let's see.

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I'll have... One...

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Hey, hurry up.

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I want to get
my pretzel.

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One pretzel.

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Thank you.

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Uh, let's see, um...

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I will have
one of your, uh...

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Come on, come on,
while we're young.

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Don't stop thinking
about tomorrow...

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Wow, check out that van.

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It looks like it doesn't
even need our business.

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Hey, let's go.

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It'll be
better than before.

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Yesterday's gone.

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Excuse me.

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I had this spot first.

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Sorry, dear.
Just business. Ha!

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Well, I guess Macy's
and Gimbels learned

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to live side by side.

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Gimbels is gone,
Marge, long gone.

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You're Gimbels.

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Very well.

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There must be dozens
of great locations in this town.

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Don't you worry about me.

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Hey, slow down.

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I wants to talk to you.

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Give us 300 pretzels.

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You see? A little persistence
and patience paid off.

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That'll be $300.

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Hey, I don't think so.

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I got me 300 coupons.

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I should have said,
"Limit: One per customer."

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Should've, but didn't,
so hand them over.

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Hey, kids, we're eating
dinner tonight.

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Come on, Tiffany,

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Heather, Cody, Dylan,

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Dermot, Jordan, Taylor,

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Brittany, Wesley, Rumer,

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Scout, Cassidy, Zoe,

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Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall.

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Caitlin, Noah, Sascha, Morgan,

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Kyra, Ian, Lauren.

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Q-bert, Phil.

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"Hang in there, baby."

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You said it, kitty.

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"Copyright 1968"?

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Hmm, determined or not,
that cat must be long dead.

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That's kind of a downer.

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They're good pretzels,
Mom,

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but you got to think big.

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Find a major public event
and set up shop there.

264
00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:56,507
Here you go.

265
00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:58,676
Free Pretzel Wagon pretzels
for everyone.

266
00:11:58,759 --> 00:12:01,262
One bite
and you'll be hooked.

267
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:02,972
- Thank you.
- Gracias.

268
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,266
That means
"Thank you," Marge.

269
00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:09,186
Ladies and gentlemen,
a winner has been chosen

270
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,147
for today's giveaway.

271
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:15,276
And the 1997
Pontiac Astrowagon

272
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:16,736
goes to the fan sitting

273
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:21,490
in seat number 0001:

274
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,493
C. Montgomery Burns.

275
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,121
Yay! Yay!

276
00:12:27,204 --> 00:12:30,082
And the fans do not
like this one bit.

277
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:36,505
And here
come the pretzels.

278
00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,718
No. No, don't do that.

279
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:43,137
You're supposed
to be tasting them.

280
00:12:43,220 --> 00:12:45,848
Hall-of-famer Whitey Ford
now on the field

281
00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,976
pleading with the crowd
for some kind of sanity.

282
00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:51,729
Uh-oh, and a barrage
of pretzels now

283
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:54,064
knocking Whitey unconscious.

284
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,608
Wow, this is, uh...

285
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,735
This is a black day
for baseball.

286
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,696
Oh, cheer up, Mom.

287
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,656
You can't buy publicity
like that.

288
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,493
Thousands and thousands
of people saw your pretzels

289
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,203
injuring Whitey Ford.

290
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,163
You could call them
Whitey-Whackers.

291
00:13:09,246 --> 00:13:11,624
I was wrong to have a dream...

292
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,501
Wrong as usual.

293
00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:16,670
I mean, if you're nothing
special, why kid yourself?

294
00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:18,589
Oh, Mom, no.

295
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,216
Listen to your mother,
kids.

296
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,634
Aim low.

297
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:24,804
Aim so low no one will
even care if you succeed.

298
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,764
Dinner's in the oven.

299
00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:29,183
If you want some butter,
it's under my face.

300
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:35,731
Marge needs help, and God knows
I'm not the man to provide it,

301
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,650
but I know who can.

302
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,325
Ah, it looks likes
Mr. Pretzel-man

303
00:13:46,408 --> 00:13:48,452
is doing pretty well
for himself.

304
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,873
I'm here to see
Mr. Ormand.

305
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:55,835
Of course.
Right this way.

306
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,881
Oh, I guess I should speak
to the executor of his estate.

307
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,758
He's right over there.

308
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,301
They were in the same car.

309
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:07,263
You're my last hope.

310
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,181
I've never reached out
to you before,

311
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,767
but my wife
is in her hour of need.

312
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,979
Your help could make
all the difference in the world.

313
00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:16,480
Okay.

314
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,731
See, boss?

315
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,415
I told you that ad
in the church bulletin

316
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:20,776
would pay off.

317
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:31,036
Hello?

318
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:34,248
No.
Pretzel Wagon's no longer...

319
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,667
300 pretzels?

320
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,502
Wait. Wait.
Let me get this down.

321
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:44,174
Meat Packer's Union Hall,
Batavia, New York.

322
00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,385
I'll send them right out.

323
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:47,386
Homer.

324
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:48,679
Homie, wake up.

325
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,431
Wake up,
I'm back in business.

326
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:53,684
I had a feeling things
would work out for you, honey.

327
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,438
Hey, what are you doing?

328
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,690
This is a pretzel town,
pretty boy.

329
00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:52,368
Are you sure the children
will get enough nutrition

330
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,369
from these pretzels?

331
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,371
Yes, I am sure.

332
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,706
Sure as sure can be.

333
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,875
Oh, my God,
what happened to your fingers?

334
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,418
Boating accident.

335
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,463
I believe it was
a "boking" accident.

336
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:07,424
I have to go now.

337
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,552
I don't understand
why they won't unload

338
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,304
our falafel fixings.

339
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:13,681
Ship's impounded,
ma'am.

340
00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,224
Yeah. We found
a couple of barnacles

341
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,392
on the hull.

342
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,811
That and, uh,
the deck was, uh, wet.

343
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:20,854
That's crazy.

344
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:23,273
And what are those men
doing under my van?

345
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,274
Let's get out of here!

346
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,776
Look, lady, if I was you,

347
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,194
I would just leap
into the air

348
00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:28,277
as I'm preparing to do.

349
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:32,533
Here you go, Homer.

350
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,952
Thanks, Moe.

351
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,955
Ah, Homer, you know
your money's no good here.

352
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:40,165
Hey, wait a minute.
This is real money!

353
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,710
Yeah.
My wife is raking it in.

354
00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,012
Greetings, Homer.

355
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,888
Hey, Fat Tony.

356
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,473
You still with the mafia?

357
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,059
Uh, yes, I am.

358
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:00,436
Thank you for asking.

359
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,355
Now, Homer,
as you no doubt recall,

360
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,441
you were done
a favor by our...

361
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:08,819
How shall I say...
Mafia crime syndicate.

362
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:11,113
Oh, yeah.

363
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:15,117
Now the time has come
for you to do us a favor.

364
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,327
You mean the mob
only did me a favor

365
00:17:17,411 --> 00:17:19,329
to get something
in return?

366
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:22,041
Oh, Fat Tony...

367
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:25,002
I will say good day
to you, sir.

368
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,296
Okay, I will go.

369
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,801
Hey, wait a minute.

370
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,931
Well, here I am,

371
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:41,518
11905 Dead Weasel Road.

372
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:43,645
I don't see any apartment
building.

373
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,022
I just...

374
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:50,277
Hey, what's going on?

375
00:17:56,825 --> 00:18:00,120
Is there a button
or a release for these keys?

376
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,664
Oh. Oh, you have
to push in as you turn.

377
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:05,084
Yeah, that's it.

378
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,045
- Who are you?
- We are your business partners,

379
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:11,757
and as such, we are entitled
to a percentage of your profits.

380
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:15,260
Something in the area
of 100%.

381
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,804
What are you talking about?

382
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,388
We suggest you have
a conversation

383
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:19,890
with your husband.

384
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:23,143
You have 24 hours
to give us our money.

385
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:25,854
And to show you
we're serious,

386
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,231
you have 12 hours.

387
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:30,234
See you at 6 a.m.

388
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:35,364
Homer, did you
tell the mafia

389
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:36,907
they could eliminate
my competitors

390
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,243
with savage beatings
and attempted murder?

391
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:41,537
In those words?

392
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,621
Yes.

393
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:45,415
It just sickens me.

394
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:47,417
How could you do this
to someone you love?

395
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,378
How could I not?

396
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,963
I saw you pouring
your heart and soul

397
00:18:51,046 --> 00:18:52,840
into this business
and getting nowhere.

398
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,258
I saw
you desperately trying

399
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:55,676
to cram one more
salty treat

400
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,970
into America's
already bloated snack hole.

401
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,013
So I did what I could.

402
00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:02,307
I did what any
loving husband would do.

403
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,643
I reached out to some
violent mobsters.

404
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:07,563
Oh, Homer,
I know you were trying

405
00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,148
to shield me from failure

406
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,150
but this is my business,

407
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,278
and the mafia's not getting
one cent of my money.

408
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:15,779
So what are
we going to do?

409
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:17,739
We're going to do what
we do every day.

410
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,825
We're going
to make pretzels.

411
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,419
There.
That's the last one.

412
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:45,434
I had that dream again.

413
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:48,437
Oh, thank God,
it's only Grampa.

414
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,315
Now what?

415
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:55,485
Sorry we're late.

416
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,404
Could we have
the money now?

417
00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:59,489
The answer is no.

418
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:02,159
I'm afraid I must insist.

419
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,661
You see, my wife,
she has been most vocal

420
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:06,538
on the subject
of the pretzel monies.

421
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:07,915
"Where's the money?

422
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,458
"When are you going
to get the money?

423
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,293
Why aren't you getting
the money now?"

424
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,628
And so on.

425
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,880
So, please... The money.

426
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:17,549
You heard her.
She said no.

427
00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:21,887
Legs, Louie, advance on them.

428
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,847
There they are.

429
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,519
Well, well,
if it isn't Marge Simpson

430
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,021
and her gangland cronies.

431
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:32,824
Your goon squads certainly
gave you the edge

432
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:34,441
in the mobile
snack business.

433
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:36,944
But I'm afraid we've outdone
you once again.

434
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:40,155
Hiroshi, Yukio.

435
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,658
Perhaps you've heard
of the Yakuza,

436
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,118
the Poison Fists
of the Pacific Rim?

437
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:47,120
The Japanese mafia.

438
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:50,624
They'll kill you five times
before you hit the ground.

439
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:54,419
- All right.
- Go!

440
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,263
Hey!

441
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,351
Take that.
Take this.

442
00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,437
Come here,
you little squirt.

443
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,941
Homie, maybe
we should go inside.

444
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:17,276
But, Marge,
that little guy

445
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:18,986
hasn't done
anything yet.

446
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,697
Look at him.
He's going to do something

447
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:23,615
and you know it's going
to be good.

448
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,540
You must hate me,
Marge.

449
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,083
Every time I try to help,

450
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,584
I just fail miserably.

451
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,004
Oh, I don't hate you
for failing.

452
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,673
I love you for trying.

453
00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:42,342
What's going on outside?

454
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,303
Oh, it's just
a mob war.

455
00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:45,721
Go back to sleep,
honey.

456
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,934
Forgiveness, please.

457
00:22:44,154 --> 00:22:47,032
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