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The Simpsons.

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D-oh!

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Stupid heater!

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Don't make me come in there.

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Why do you always wait until Christmas Eve

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to do your shopping?

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The crowds are just beastly.

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You know me, Marge.

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I crave the hustle and bustle.

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Homer, look at this mob.

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The good toys are probably all gone.

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Oh, Santa's got a little trick
up his sleeve.

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Attention, shoppers.

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Register nine is now open
for your shopping convenience.

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Sorry. These are for display only.

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This has been recalled.

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Ooh! Bart would like this.
We're out of these.

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Out? But I just...

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Register nine is now closed.

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Hey, kids,

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I made your favorite cookies.

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Christmas trees for the girls,

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and bloody spearheads for Bart.

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Ah, thanks, Mom.

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This year's tree is just perfect.

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That old aluminum one was so fake.

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I couldn't agree more.

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From now on, it's plastic all the way.

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Bart, did you hear that?

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Could it be?

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Come on, kids, let's try the lights.

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It's crap-tacular.

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Moo!

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Hocus-pocus, mucus-pukus.

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My powers of deduction tell me

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you're getting a handmade sweater...

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Possibly... Yellow.

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Mom, make him stop!

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Bart, put down that yellow sweater.

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Nobody's going near their presents

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until 7:00 tomorrow morning.

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7:00 a.m.

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No earlier.

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And you can't set your alarm clocks

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'cause I've got them.

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For once, we're gonna celebrate
Christmas as a family.

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Hello! Anybody home?

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Twelve glasses of water.

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That'll wake me up nice and early

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and I'll have a big head start
on opening presents.

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Pure genius.

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You didn't invent that, Bart.

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The Indians used to drink water

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to wake up early for their attacks.

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It's always about
the Indians, isn't it, Lis?

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Dear Santa, if you bring me
lots of good stuff,

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I promise not to do anything bad

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between now and when I wake up.

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Amen.

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Ow! Ooh! I'll kill you!

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Go, go, go!

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We're number one!

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Give me a "P!"

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"P!" go! Go! Go!

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"P"! "P"! "P"!

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Worked like a charm.

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How sweet it is!

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Oh! Aunt Selma.

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Always good for a fin.

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Who-ho-ho!

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Here we go.

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The inferno buster 3000!

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Ho-ho! I knew Santa wouldn't have time

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to check that list twice.

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Oh, yeah!

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Cool!

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Eep.

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Who designed this house?

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Homer? Homer, I think I heard a noise.

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Knock it off!

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Snow covers all.

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Pure, white snow.

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I got to get back to bed.

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What happened?

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Where's Christmas?

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Lisa, where's Christmas?

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Bart, what were you doing outside?

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I don't know how to tell you this,

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but I came down a little early

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and... um... well...

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Uh... I saw a burglar
and he was... he took...

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He got all our stuff!

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Including the tree.

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We were robbed?

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How could somebody...

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I know!

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Can... we... skip... church?

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Now, um...

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What did this, uh,
Christmas thief look like?

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Well, he had a glass eye, a wooden leg...

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Um, a big scar on his cheek...

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Anything unusual?

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Hooks for hands.

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Um, oh, he was wearing
a striped convict shirt

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and he was carrying a big sack
with a dollar sign on it.

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Classic burglar.

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Ah, cheer up.

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We'll catch this guy.

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Uh, chief...

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What? You can't rule it out.

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Well, there's no easy way to say it, kids.

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God hates us.

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Hey, since when is Christmas

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just about the presents?

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Aren't we forgetting
the true meaning of this day...

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The birth of Santa?

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Bart's absolutely right.

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This is the one day

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that shouldn't be about material things.

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Hey, why don't we walk over to Grampa's

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and cheer up the old folks?

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That'll make us feel better.

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OK, but they'll have

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to be pretty damn miserable
to make me happy.

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Looks like the Flanders'
are having a nice Christmas.

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Oh, yeah? We'll show them.

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Come on, kids.

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Pretend we got new cross-country skis.

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Merry Christmas, Simpson!

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That's not as fun as it looks.

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Nothing could be as fun as that looks.

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Hey, look what I got, Bart!

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A "tickle me krusty."

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Hey, kid, get your
finger out of there.

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Homer!

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Jingle bell, jingle bell...

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Lisa, you promised they'd be miserable.

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What the hell's going on?

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Oh, the pharmaceutical man come by

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and he shot us full of Christmas cheer.

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I can't feel nothing below my chin.

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Sounds like you're having
a rough Christmas, Homer.

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You know what I blame this
on the breakdown of?

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Society.

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Yeah.

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You're right, Moe.

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You're always Moe.

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Homer, look! Your house is on TV.

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You take that back, Barney.

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Nah, he's right, Homer.

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Stay out of this, old man.

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Dateline, Kent Brockman.

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I'm here at the scene
of the Christmas burglary

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where a creature was stirring last night

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and what he was stirring was "up trouble."

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Is your husband or lover here, ma'am?

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No. My husband is... at church.

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Ah, that's my girl.

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I love you, Marjorie.

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Yeah, she's quite a gal.

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You shut up.

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So, when you realized
Christmas was ruined,

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how did you feel?

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How do you think I felt?

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Absolutely devastated.

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"Absolutely devastated."

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The words of a heartbroken mother.

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For there will be
no fire truck for little Bart,

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no sweater for little Lisa,

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no cajun sausage for little Homer.

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So while you're home today

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eating your sweet, sweet holiday turkey,

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I hope you'll all choke just a little bit.

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Lousy doormat.

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Homer, you won't believe what's happened.

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It's a miracle.

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Oh, Marge, I don't want to hear anymore

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about that silver polish.

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Surprise!

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People saw our story on the news

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and they've opened their hearts to us.

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Arrgh. We just gave what we could.

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Does anyone have change for a button?

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Wow. This really restores your faith in...

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Lisa, do you have to practice
that stupid song now?

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Sorry, Daddy.

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Hey, heard some no-goodnik
stole your tree.

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Well, we got a 30-footer

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so you can have the top of ours.

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Thanks, Ted.

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Bart, this is Patches.

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And what was your name?

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Poor Violet.

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Hmm. I don't like where this is going.

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Your story made everyone
at the orphanage so sad.

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We want you to have
this dollar we were saving.

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Please, I don't deserve this.

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Hey, listen up, everybody.

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The Simpsons are
the best friends I ever had.

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So I'm giving them
the tip jar from the bar.

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My goodness.

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There is over $15,000 here.

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15,000 missoulians!

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Holy Schlamola!

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What are you going to do with
all that Kablingie?

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Well, if you mean the money,

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I suppose we'll just replace the items

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the burglar took from...

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Boring! Spend it on something fun.

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Go wild. Ha!

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Right, Seymour?

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Yes. Something wild.

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Yeah, enjoy, huh?

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Get something fun.

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Something stupid.

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You only live once.

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Hey, speak for yourself.

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Marge, kids,

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let's go buy some happiness.

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God bless you, Bart Simpson.

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I'd kiss you, but doctor says I'm sick.

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Is this car $15,000?

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Yeah, it is now.

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And because of your loss, folks

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I'll throw in the undercoating for...

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200... No...

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490 bucks.

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What a deal.

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I'd be a sucker not to get it.

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I don't know about this, Dad.

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Shouldn't we give the money
to charity or some... Ow!

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I jabbed you with my pen.

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- Ow! You're still doing it.
- Yeah, I know.

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Here comes Santa Claus.

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Here comes Santa Claus.

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Right down Santa Claus lane.

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Vixen and Blitzen and all the reindeer.

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Pulling at the reins...

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Will this Christmas never end?

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Out of my way, snow-poke.

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Slow down, Homer.

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Don't worry, Honey.

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I know exactly what I'm...

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Oopsie.

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Tap the brakes. Tap the brakes.

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- Turn into the skid.
- No, away from the skid.

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Hit the brakes! Stop!

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To the left!

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Shut up! One at a time!

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- Lisa?
- Bail out!

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Huh. That was close.

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Oh, I knew this would happen.

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Well, at least the burglar's
having a Merry Christmas.

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Bart, you're up early.

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I couldn't sleep.

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What's wrong?

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There was no burglar.

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What does he mean, no burglar?

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I accidentally burned up the tree,

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and the presents.

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I'm really sorry.

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Why, you little...

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Lisa, no!

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Your hands are too weak.

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Bart, you little...

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- I'm going to kill you!
- Stop that!

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- I'm killing him first.
- Stop that!

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Kent Brockman here for a follow-up

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with Springfield's favorite
hard luck family,

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The Simpsons.

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Folks, any words for the Christmas thief

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if he's watching?

274
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,773
Uh... Yes, Kent.

275
00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:42,858
Uh, hello, jerk.

276
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,026
We may never find you

277
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,904
and we should probably all stop looking.

278
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:48,864
But one thing's for sure...

279
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,908
You do exist.

280
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,284
Strong words.

281
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,037
Strong, bewildering words.

282
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,705
Also, we want to thank the whole town

283
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,082
for their generosity.

284
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:00,918
Hey, look!

285
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:02,795
It's little Bart's fire truck.

286
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:08,467
Little Lisa's sweater.

287
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,760
Little Homer's sausage.

288
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,137
What in the name of holy hell
is going on here?

289
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,597
Oh, it's true.

290
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:14,932
We weren't robbed.

291
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:17,768
That part we made up,
but the rest is true.

292
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,772
Wait. He's just covering for me.

293
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:24,608
I destroyed the presents,
then I buried the evidence

294
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:25,901
and I acted alone.

295
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,320
So the family never knew
about any of this?

296
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,656
Well the boy told us

297
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:33,534
but that was after we filed
aphony police report.

298
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:35,953
And after we spent all
the townspeople's money.

299
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:39,540
So you can see why my husband
had to lie to you a moment ago.

300
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,960
So this was all a scam.

301
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,795
And on Christmas.

302
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:48,382
Yeah. Jesus must be spinning in his grave.

303
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:51,510
We gave them our vitamin money.

304
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,972
Hey, hey, shoo, you lousy freeloaders!

305
00:16:55,055 --> 00:16:56,724
Come back when you get some parents!

306
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,350
In my long career,

307
00:16:58,434 --> 00:17:01,103
I've seen some pretty shabby things,

308
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:05,649
but this putrid fraud outstinks them all.

309
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,735
And... cut.

310
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,362
I just want
to thank you folks so much.

311
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:13,073
This has turned out to be
a great, great story for me.

312
00:17:22,458 --> 00:17:24,960
I think they're
running out of tomatoes.

313
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,253
Yeah, but they still got

314
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:27,336
plenty of pumpkins.

315
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:30,632
Oh, Homie, I'm so ashamed.

316
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,259
Relax, Marge.

317
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:33,761
This will all blow over.

318
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,860
Oh, no. Look at the line.

319
00:17:49,943 --> 00:17:51,361
Oh, there they are.

320
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,197
Ah, it's the swindlers.

321
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,406
The Simpsons.

322
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,283
Ah, them stinkir liars.

323
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,077
Well, there goes Christmas dinner.

324
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,995
Oh, head of the line.

325
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,290
A family could get
used to being shunned, huh?

326
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:08,921
Hey, look, sean.

327
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,923
It's that family everybody hates.

328
00:18:11,006 --> 00:18:12,424
Whatever.

329
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,804
Um, Miss Hoover...

330
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:17,805
Miss Hoover.

331
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:18,972
Forget it, Lisa.

332
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:19,973
I'm not teaching you anything

333
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,600
until I get my money back.

334
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,685
Now turn your desk around
and stop learning.

335
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:28,565
All the way.

336
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,653
Hi, liar.

337
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:38,158
Run for your lives, everyone!
This is not a drill!

338
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,786
Oh, right. Yeah.

339
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,705
Then while we're gone, you take our snacks

340
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,249
just like you took our money.

341
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:47,543
You tell him, Lenny.

342
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,920
"You'll all get yours in hell

343
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,131
you lying, thieving..."

344
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:55,092
"Blanking blankers.

345
00:18:55,175 --> 00:18:56,343
Sincerely, Moe."

346
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:57,427
Oh, great.

347
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,179
Now we have to send him a card.

348
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:02,599
I know you're used to getting
hate mail, but I'm not.

349
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,226
There's only one way out.

350
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,061
We've got to give this greedy town

351
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,020
its money back.

352
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,815
But we don't have $15,000.

353
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:11,692
Unless...

354
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,037
Aren't we forgetting something, Marge?

355
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,123
You were down $5,200 hundred dollars.

356
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:27,291
But Mr. Trebek...

357
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:29,227
I asked you before the
game if you knew the rules

358
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:30,711
and you said you did.

359
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:32,129
Judges.

360
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:33,881
Run, Mom!

361
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:39,761
She ain't getting the home version.

362
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,808
Guess we better get used

363
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,226
to being pariahs.

364
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,770
There's no shame in being a pariah.

365
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,860
Oh, no. There's that angry mob again.

366
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,530
Hey look who's here everbody.

367
00:19:58,614 --> 00:19:59,698
Oh, hi.

368
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,826
Hi.

369
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,829
Oh my! They've forgiven us.

370
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,789
It's a miracle.

371
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:11,585
You know deep down people are pretty...

372
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:12,920
Hey. Wait a minute.

373
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:14,922
They're taking our stuff!

374
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,008
Good Lord!

375
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:24,306
Hot, hot, hot.

376
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,772
If your heading for the medicine cabinet.

377
00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,106
Iv'e already been there.

378
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:39,321
What the hell's going on?

379
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:41,531
Well, we hated being mad at you, Homer,

380
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,575
so we've decided to make things right.

381
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,869
Consider your debt repaid neighbor.

382
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:47,871
And then some.

383
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,883
Look, I know this has been a
stressful holiday,

384
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,886
but in a way having nothing

385
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,514
reminds us how lucky we really are.

386
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,598
What?

387
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,016
We still have each other

388
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,894
and isn't that the best gift of all.

389
00:21:10,978 --> 00:21:13,063
But we would have had each other anyway.

390
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,648
Yeah, plus lots of other stuff.

391
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:16,066
Maybe so.

392
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:18,110
But there is one thing they forgot

393
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:19,278
to take away from us.

394
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,447
This washcloth.

395
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:23,865
Hey! That's my washcloth.

396
00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:24,949
The hell it is!

397
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:25,993
Hey, give me that!

398
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:28,578
Give me that wash cloth.

399
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,205
Stop this this madness!

400
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,291
It's just a wash cloth.

401
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,042
Besides it's mine. Yoink.

402
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,003
Hey, she's getting
away the washcloth.

403
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:37,587
Cut her off at the stairs.

404
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:47,222
Hooray, hooray.

405
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,974
Oh hear the merry sleigh.

406
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:50,142
Yes, Dad.

407
00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:52,519
Ding a ling ding a ling
ding a ling ding a ling.

408
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:55,022
- Santa's on his way.
- Oh, Santa.

409
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:57,149
Be good be good.

410
00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:59,526
The way you know you should.

411
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:02,154
He's got some toys for girls and boys.

412
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:03,697
Who promise to be good.

413
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:07,034
Got a bike for Billy
and a doll for Jane.

414
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,536
Got a dress for Mary and a sewing game.

415
00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:12,122
A plane for Johnny and cowboy gun.

416
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:14,041
He's got something for everyone.

417
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,418
Hooray hooray.

418
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,336
Hooray!

419
00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,338
Oh hear the merry sleigh.

420
00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,757
Ding a ling ding a ling
ding a ling ding a ling.

421
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,718
Santa's on his way.

422
00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,363
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