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The Simpsons.

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D-oh!

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Come on!

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You have to go outside
to do your... business.

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The experts say if you want

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an animal to do something

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you should do it yourself first
to show him how.

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I'm not going to the bathroom
in the backyard.

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Sorry, your majesty.

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Hmm... Why don't you want to go out there?

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Yuck!

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The kids are supposed
to be keeping this yard clean.

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Ned, I'm so sorry.

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Oh, no problem, Marge.

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Turn on the TV, Lis.

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You turn it on. I turned it on yesterday.

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Allowance day. Ding, ding, ding.

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You don't deserve an allowance.

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Sure we do. Ding, ding, ding.

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Ding, ding, ding...

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Ice cream man! Ice cream man!

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That backyard is a disgrace. Now get busy.

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That's a good suggestion, Mom.

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We'll take it under advisement.

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But I can't go out dressed like this.

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What if someone sees me?

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You're just going into our backyard.

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No one will see you.

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HAW...

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Haw!

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Oh, man... Look at all this stuff.

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"Pull weeds, mow lawn,
scoop and bag 'dog business.'"

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There's got to be a way out of this.

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Lisa, chop off my hands.

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No!

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Then who'd chop off my hands?

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All right, you chop my hands halfway off

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and I'll still have strength to...

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Get to work!

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Kids, I made some lemonade for you.

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Sounds great.

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Bring it in here.

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What the...

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What are you doing inside?

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Work was hard, so we quit.

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What?

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Hard work made us quit.

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I see.

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Well, then, no chores, no allowance.

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OK. We get our room and board free anyway.

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And Santy Claus provides the rest.

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The carnival!

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We need money fast.

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Well, well, well.

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Looks like somebody's
going to have to do some yard...

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It's carnival time. Here's money kids.

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Take what you need.

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Free money. Oh, boy.

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Ding, ding, ding, ding.

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Ooh, ooh, I want to see
lobster boy and shrimp girl.

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I want some fried sugar.

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I want to go on the yard work simulator.

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But when I ask you

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to do yard work...

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Wow! The tooth chipper!

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Ooh, ooh! Me first.

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You can't go on that.

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You have a heart condition.

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Heart condition? Get out of here.

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You had a quadruple bypass.
You nearly died.

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Don't you remember?

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Obviously, I don't.
If you'll get out of my way...

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But it doesn't look safe.

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And the guy running it looks seedy.

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No offense.

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None taken.

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He's not just some guy, Marge.

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He's a Carny and part
of a noble tradition.

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Carnies built this country...

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The carnival part of it anyway...

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And though they may be
ratlike in appearance,

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they are truly kings among men.

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OK. Let's go, fatty.

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Yes, sir.

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Ow! My heart.

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Fear! Fear in the pit of your stomach.

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No surgeon can save you.

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No Bromo can soothe you.

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Do you dare enter

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the screamatorium of Dr. Frightmarestein?

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Only two tickets left.

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Two tickets? Whoa, what a break!

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This isn't very scary.

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I vant your blood.

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Um, I think that one's broken.

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Hee-haw!

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That was just confusing.

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Behold the ravages of age.

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Boo! Exit to your left.

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Sorry.

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And they're off! There they go!

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Why does this always happen
when I stand here?

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What is it about this exact spot?

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It's happening again!

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Three rings for a dollar.

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Who's ready? Who's ready?

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Seen any pidgeons yet, Dad?

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How about you, lucky?

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Who, me?

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Hey, saw-top.

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Want your dad to win you a TV?

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Quick, Dad,
before somebody else wins it!

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Ooh, almost.

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Rats. Too hard.

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Ooh, that was close.

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Wow, what a scam.

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Sorry, son. Daddy failed.

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Oh, listen, pal.

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I got a son of my own.

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Here.

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A novelty comb.

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Kings among men.

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You're looking at Adolf Hitler's
personal limousine.

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It's roomier than
Bonnie and Clyde's death car

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and was first automoble
to come with Farfegneugen.

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Wow, it's fuhrer-rific.

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There are some who say.

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Hitler's skeleton is in the trunk.

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Others say just his spare tire.

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I'm a busy man, so I haven't checked yet.

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Hmm... One of these
must activate the flamethrower.

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Bart!

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What in the name
of high school football...

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Out of my way. I'm Hitler.

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Oh! Oh! Man, that hurts!

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Oh, I can't stand it!

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You are...

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in grave danger!

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You wrecked Hitler's car.

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What did he ever do to you, huh?

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Why, you just damaged the main attraction
of my carnival, son.

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Hey, I thought I was your main attraction.

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Oh, you are, Humphrey, you are.

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Hey, he's getting away.
Not so fast, partner.

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You owe me some money.

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Hey, come on.

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He doesn't have any money.

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Look at his clothes.

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Well, I still can't let him off the hook.

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You're going to work off
your debt right here.

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At the carnival? Cool.

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Hey, that's not fair.
I want to be a Carny, too.

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Can I, Mister? Huh? Can? Please?

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I don't know.

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You going to get drunk

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and start a lot of trouble?

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Sure. Anything you want.

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All right. See you tomorrow, 6:00 a.m.

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And you're going to work like
you've never worked before.

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Whoo-Hoo! Whoo-hoo!

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We just saw the most amazing camel.

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It was wearing a hat.

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Son, if you don't finish your cotton candy

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you won't get your snow cone.

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Aw, heck.

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Hey, you lost your money fair and square.

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I didn't scam nobody.

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Put down your stick.

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We're here to work.

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Starting today we're Carnies
just like you.

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Well, in that case let me show you
how I scammed you.

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Have a seat.

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Spud, throw a couple more
apples in the caramel.

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Oh, don't worry. That's just to
scare off thieves.

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Yeah. He's telling the truth.

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Thanks for the food, Mister.

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Name's Cooder.

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This is my boy, Spud,

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and there's no need to thank us.

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We carnival folks look out for each other.

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That's the Carny Code.

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Did you hear that, Bart?

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The Carny Code. Bart, did you hear that?

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Yes.

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Ah, there you are.

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You two ready to work?

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Yes, sir!

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So what's our first job, huh?

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Test the roller coaster?

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- Fry up cheese?
- Hose down freaks?

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Somethin' like that, yeah.

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Oh, this isn't fun.

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Maybe if you didn't
go to the bathroom so much

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you wouldn't be so small.

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Please, folks, hold your fire.

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The water level is dangerously low.

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D-ohh!

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Oh, my leg!

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All right. Now, this geek bit
is pretty straightforward.

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You just bite the heads off the chickens

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and take a bow.

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Go on. Give it a try.
Remember, big smiles.

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- Oh, Bart?
- Yeah, Dad?

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Do I like chicken?

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Does it matter?

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I guess not.

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Hey, boss, me and Spud got to duck out

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for our AA Meeting.

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We need someone to cover for us.

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OK. Simpson, you and your boy'll be
taking over the ring toss.

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Dad, we're saved.

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Buddy, you're the luckiest
chicken in the world.

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You see, the trick here
is the rings won't fit

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over the good prizes.

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Oh, we'll see about that.

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Give me ten rings.

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So, anyway, um...

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The main thing is to bring in the rubes.

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Do whatever it takes.

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Sweet talk, insults, slang from the '30s.

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That no one uses anymore.

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Like "rubes"?

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Now you're on the trolley.

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We gotta git. Here's the money box.

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Any questions?

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Uh, yeah. How do we handle refunds?

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I'm going to give this to you.

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- Good move.
- Give me ten rings.

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Lookee, lookee, hey, hey, wocka, wocka.

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I got rings and you want them.

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Win a genuine Ronex watch,

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just like a real moogie star.

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Hey, there's a sucker.

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Aw, come on, Dad, get on the trolley.

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Hey, high-pockets win something
for your girlfriend?

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Seymour, I want that lamp.

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Win that lamp for me, Seymour.

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All right, Simpson, be honest with me.

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Is it actually possible to win this game?

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If I like you it is.

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Hot dog! Let's go.

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No. Throw it over the peg.

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Well, that's no good.

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Oh, no! Are you blind?

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I'm trying, Mother. It's hard.

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You're failing, Seymour.

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What is it about you and failure?

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We're natural-born Carnies, Dad.

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If only we weren't tied
down with a family.

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Yeah. We could start our own game

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where people throw ducks at balloons

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and nothing's the way it seems.

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Uh, I hate to interrupt your fun, boys

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but I got a few complaints
that your game is crooked.

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And how.

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Gee, I'd hate to close you down.

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Maybe we can reach a little, uh,
understanding here.

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I understand.

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Um, hey, dad...

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I... I think he wants...

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Not right now, son.

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Daddy's talking to a policeman.

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Let me put it this way.

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I'm looking for my friend "Bill."

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Have you seen any "Bills" around here?

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No.

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He's Bart.

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00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:08,204
Listen carefully and watch me wink
as I speak, OK?

269
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,455
OK.

270
00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:12,917
The guy I'm really looking for, wink

271
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,128
is Mr. "Bribe," wink, wink.

272
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,965
It's a ring toss game.

273
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,009
That's it. I'm shutting this game down.

274
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,806
Well, ain't that something?

275
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:28,140
Our game!

276
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,767
Our home!

277
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:30,850
Wh-what happened here?

278
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:31,894
Cops took it.

279
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,229
What?

280
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,314
Why didn't you bribe 'em?

281
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,149
I was trying to

282
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,652
but the opportunity never came up.

283
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:41,570
Oh, good lord.

284
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,114
Our whole life was in that trailer.

285
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,659
What are we going to do now?

286
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,911
Can't you stay in the whack-a-mole game?

287
00:13:48,994 --> 00:13:51,997
Naw. Fantastic Dan lives there.

288
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,416
Did you call me, Spud?

289
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,168
Look at them, Bart.

290
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:59,964
If a Carny can wind up homeless
it can happen to anyone.

291
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,715
I'm going for a corn dog. You want one?

292
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:05,219
Yes, but first there's a little matter
of the Carny Code.

293
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:08,472
Cooder, Spud, get off that hog.

294
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,474
You're coming to stay at our house.

295
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,271
Why did you shudder just now, Mom?

296
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,772
I don't know.

297
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,029
You certainly have
a nice house here ma'am.

298
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,699
It must have taken you years
to win all this stuff.

299
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:29,577
Let me get you a coaster for those feet.

300
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:32,872
Hey, check this out.

301
00:14:32,955 --> 00:14:35,291
I can unhinge all my joints at once.

302
00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,632
Doing anything tonight, blue eyes?

303
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,385
How long are those roustabouts

304
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:48,012
going to be staying here?

305
00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:49,638
Oh, it won't be long.

306
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,931
Once their resume gets out

307
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,766
they'll have all kinds of offers.

308
00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,561
The older one can pull out his left eye.

309
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,189
A little help.

310
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,985
Here's a little trick
my grandmother taught me.

311
00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:13,913
No.

312
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,374
Wow! Can you do that again?

313
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,001
Not for a little while.

314
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,837
So, Mr. Cooder, how long have you been

315
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,673
in the traveling amusement industry?

316
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,675
Oh, hell, the Cooders have been Carnies

317
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,886
ever since we came here in 1620

318
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,679
clinging to the side of the mayflower.

319
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:35,267
Thanks for dinner, Mom. I love you.

320
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:39,355
Aw, aren't you sweet? Hey! My pearls.

321
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:41,607
Spud taught me that.

322
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,317
Good one, Spud.

323
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,693
It sure is awful kind of you

324
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,237
to take us into your beautiful home here.

325
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:49,448
I just wish we had some way to repay you.

326
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:54,244
Yeah. Good thinking, Spudford.

327
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:57,998
Uh, you folks ever been
on a glass bottom boat ride?

328
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,250
'Cause we just happen
to have some tickets.

329
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,711
Ooh, what a nice surprise.

330
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,797
This is so generous of you, Cooder.

331
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,550
Now who's the filthy
sleazebag, huh, Marge?

332
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:16,016
The undersea world certainly
is full of wonders.

333
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,191
That's our sister ship, the Athena.

334
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:27,444
Went down with 88 souls just last week.

335
00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:30,030
I wonder how that happened?

336
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,532
Hey, come on, sharky!

337
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:33,617
Yeah. You want a piece of this?

338
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,828
You call yourself the king of the jungle.

339
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:41,917
That was fun! I wish we had
a glass bottom car.

340
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,962
I can't help but wonder
what we're missing.

341
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,758
I was wrong about the Cooders, Dad.

342
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,760
They're the nicest of all the transients

343
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,137
you've ever brought home.

344
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,018
That's weird. The key doesn't fit.

345
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,186
Hey, someone's boarded up our windows.

346
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:02,521
Check this out.

347
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,607
What's going on?

348
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:06,775
Cooder!

349
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,944
What have you done to our house?

350
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:11,071
It's ours now.

351
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,507
Tell us where the extra sheets are

352
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,657
and get off our property.

353
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,910
They're squatting in our house.

354
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,787
You can't do this to me.

355
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,248
What about the Carny Code?

356
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:33,761
Carnies took over our house!

357
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,012
You've got to help us.

358
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:38,140
Well, well, look who's here...
Mr. "No Bribe."

359
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,516
Sure we'll help you.

360
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,020
Just sit down and wait for detective
"Like-I-Give-a-Damn."

361
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:45,189
Thank you so much.

362
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,272
Dad...

363
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,817
Honey, daddy's waiting for the detective.

364
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,655
I found some food for breakfast.

365
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,700
I hope everyone likes the red things
that grow on this tree.

366
00:17:57,785 --> 00:18:00,537
Bart, you're brushing
your teeth with my twig.

367
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:03,290
So? I let you use my leaves.

368
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,377
Listen to 'em... watching my television,

369
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,004
sitting on my couch.

370
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,756
You better not be in my ass-groove!

371
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:11,840
Homer!

372
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,967
It took me years to forge that groove.

373
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,306
One of them's playing my saxophone.

374
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:25,354
Oh, no! The spit valve!
Release the spit valve!

375
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:28,607
Over the sink! Over the sink!

376
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,486
Hey, look at me... I'm a millionaire.

377
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:34,655
Wow, Dad!

378
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:35,989
You look like James Bond.

379
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,368
Hey, it's getting cold in here.

380
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:42,162
Throw another one of them
photo albums on the fire.

381
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,288
Which one...

382
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,874
"Precious Moments"
or "Treasured Memories"?

383
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,918
Quit your yapping. I'm freezing.

384
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,091
Good morning, everybody.

385
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,053
Homer!

386
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:00,597
Stupid gravity.

387
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,892
We can't just give up our home.

388
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,394
There's got to be a way

389
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,521
to get those guys out of there.

390
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:09,898
I say, we set fire to the house...
Kill them that way.

391
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,317
We don't want to kill them, Bart.

392
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,986
We just want our home back.

393
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:18,490
Well... If we did set fire to the house...

394
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,033
No fires!

395
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,578
- I've got it!
- No fires!

396
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,789
There must be a way to outsmart them.

397
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,500
Uh, you can't outsmart carnival folk.

398
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,711
They're the cleverest folk in the world.

399
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:34,464
Just look at the way they sucker
regular folk with those crooked games.

400
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:37,342
That's it!

401
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:40,345
Fire! Or...

402
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,682
Cooder residence.

403
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,559
I got a proposition for you, Cooder.

404
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:47,519
Yeah. I'm listening.

405
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,354
One game of ring toss.

406
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:52,149
If I can throw this hula hoop
onto the chimney

407
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,318
you'll give us our house back.

408
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:58,030
If I miss, I'll sign the deed over to you.

409
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,489
Homer, no!

410
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,116
Aw, you'll never make it, Dad!

411
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,954
So... We'd own the house legit?

412
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,372
That's right.

413
00:20:08,123 --> 00:20:09,208
Deal.

414
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,633
Oh, I can't watch.

415
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,320
Now!

416
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:40,364
What the...

417
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:48,789
Hey, they just ran into the house.

418
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:52,042
That Homer fella grifted you good, Dad.

419
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,795
Well, there's no shame in being
beaten by the best.

420
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:55,921
But he didn't seem...

421
00:20:56,004 --> 00:20:58,799
We were beaten by the best, boy.

422
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:01,969
I'm so proud of you, Homer.

423
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,762
You got our house back.

424
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:07,266
Way to go, Dad. You actually
outwitted someone.

425
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:10,644
Yeah, I guess your old man
is smarter than you thought.

426
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:15,482
Yeah. Look at them standing
out there... no place to go.

427
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:18,652
Poor guys.

428
00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:21,738
Hey, what if we let them
stay here for just a few days?

429
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:24,116
Mom, get him away from the window.

430
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:26,201
Homer?

431
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,619
My groove!

432
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,665
Aw, they mushed it all out of shape.

433
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:35,210
All right. Better put on
a pot of coffee, Marge.

434
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,504
This could take a while.

435
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,549
Awww, sookie sookie now.

436
00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,176
Hey.

437
00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,554
Ow! Uhh! Come on, baby.

438
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:46,763
Hey.

439
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,682
Groove me, baby

440
00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:51,685
I need you to groove me.

441
00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:54,730
Ahhh, yeah, now, now, darling'

442
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:58,191
Come on, yo. Just a little... more.

443
00:21:58,275 --> 00:22:00,569
Oh, little more. Little left, left.

444
00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:02,738
Groove me, baby.

445
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:04,865
What did he do to this thing?

446
00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:06,074
Almost.

447
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,702
Ahh, sock it to me, mama.

448
00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:13,123
Uhh! Ahh! I like it like that, baby.

449
00:22:13,206 --> 00:22:16,418
Uhh! Groove me, baby.

450
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:19,546
Hey! Uhh! Groove me, darlin'

451
00:22:19,963 --> 00:22:21,882
Come on, come on

452
00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:25,344
I need you to sock it to me, mama.

453
00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,804
Come on, and now.

454
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,182
Groove me, baby.

455
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:33,101
Hey! Uh!

456
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,644
Good, God!

457
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:37,898
It makes me feel so good inside, mama.

458
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,613
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