1 00:00:03,044 --> 00:00:06,339 The Simpsons. 2 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:26,628 Now, whose calculator can tell me what seven times eight is? 3 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,673 Oh! Oh! Oh! Low battery? 4 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:32,759 Whatever. 5 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:35,970 Attention, children. 6 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:38,056 Uh, over here. 7 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,893 Oh, for the love of... The doorway. 8 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:45,021 We have a very special visitor today. 9 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:48,733 But he's no ordinary visitor. In fact, uh, you might say... 10 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:52,529 - He's a robot. We saw him on the way in. - Thank you, Bart. 11 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,447 All right. Come in. They know. 12 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:59,077 Kids, this is Robby the Automaton. 13 00:01:59,160 --> 00:02:01,996 Greetings, Earth children. 14 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,289 Where are you from? 15 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:05,208 Earth. 16 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:07,418 Anyway, have you ever wondered 17 00:02:07,502 --> 00:02:10,004 what it feels like to touch a star? 18 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:16,803 Cool! 19 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:20,515 Or which of the Three Stooges had the heaviest brain? 20 00:02:21,933 --> 00:02:25,019 Hmm. Larry... Three point two kilograms. 21 00:02:25,103 --> 00:02:27,230 Fascinating! 22 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:31,067 The answers to these and similar questions 23 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:34,821 can be found at the Springfield Knowledgeum... 24 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:36,406 a hands-on learning environment... 25 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,867 opening this Saturday. 26 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:42,662 No, kid! Don't! 27 00:02:42,745 --> 00:02:46,416 Command link severed. 28 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:51,171 Default setting. Crush. Kill. Destroy. 29 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,548 D- Don't! 30 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:56,593 Children, help! He's killing me! 31 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:03,641 What a whimsical building. 32 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,518 Who says science can't be fun? 33 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:07,770 Me. I smell a museum. 34 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:10,398 Yeah, good things don't end with "eum." 35 00:03:10,481 --> 00:03:13,818 They end with "mania" or "teria." 36 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,198 Will there be beer? 37 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:21,034 Welcome to the Knowledgeum. I'm Troy McClure. 38 00:03:21,117 --> 00:03:24,204 You may remember me from such automated information kiosks 39 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:27,498 as "Welcome to Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?" 40 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:29,959 While you're enjoying our Hall of Wonders... 41 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,046 your car will, unfortunately, be subject to repeated break-ins- 42 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:34,505 What'd he say? What about my car? 43 00:03:34,589 --> 00:03:37,508 Wow! 44 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:50,104 It says the ceiling was donated by the Velcro company. 45 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:57,237 And the floor was donated by American SuperBall. 46 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,572 Hey, I'm gonna go toss the Virtual Salad. 47 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,324 I want to read the Giant Book. 48 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:04,869 I'm gonna try the Sex Education Computer. 49 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,120 Come on, Maggie. 50 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,331 Let's try and find the Enormous Pendulum. 51 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:11,417 Whoa! Wait there! 52 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:16,589 The section now illuminated is the floating point unit... 53 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,841 one of my personal favorite units. 54 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:21,469 Oh, I see! 55 00:04:21,552 --> 00:04:23,972 Oh. Well. 56 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,775 How do you get this thing to play blackjack? 57 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,016 Stop that. You're hurting it. 58 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,700 - So how's it supposed to work? - Well... 59 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,771 - Boring! Am I on the Internet? - No, you can only access the... 60 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:34,274 Boring! What's that fire for? 61 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:37,151 The hard drive is crashing at an alarming speed! 62 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:38,569 No more pictures! 63 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:47,453 Ovulate, damn you. Ovulate! 64 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,872 You are out of sperm. 65 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,919 Hey, baby. Remember me? 66 00:05:00,258 --> 00:05:03,219 Whoa! This whole planet is like one big skate park! 67 00:05:10,518 --> 00:05:13,855 Look out, Ralph! 68 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:17,400 I found a moon rock in my nose. 69 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:20,194 Houston, we have a booger. 70 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:23,781 Hey, loser, this planet's for space studs. 71 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,783 Yeah, blast off. 72 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,161 I know you. My daddy took your beer. 73 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:30,747 Whoa! The baby can talk. 74 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,623 I am not a baby. 75 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:36,336 Tell it to The Ear, baby. 76 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,629 Good one, guys. 77 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:43,176 - Simpson, go kiss the Virtual Ass. - Yes, sir. 78 00:05:45,803 --> 00:05:49,307 - You poor little boy! - Ah, no. He'll be fine. 79 00:05:49,390 --> 00:05:52,560 He's always gettin' himself stuffed into this or that. 80 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:02,737 - Is that normal? - Yeah, he's just playing Wiggle Puppy. 81 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:06,282 That's a dog he made up who flies by waggin' his tail. 82 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:10,036 I tell you, that dog has had some amazing adventures. 83 00:06:10,119 --> 00:06:14,374 Well, Ralph certainly has a lot of imagination. 84 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,125 Ah, yeah, the kid's incredible. 85 00:06:16,209 --> 00:06:19,045 I mean, the special schools are all over him. 86 00:06:19,128 --> 00:06:22,298 Maybe he needs some real friends. 87 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,134 Sure, we'd all love some real friends, Marge... 88 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,011 but what are the odds of that happening? 89 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,722 Hello, Ralph. 90 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:32,767 When I was little, I used to play by myself too. 91 00:06:32,850 --> 00:06:35,853 Your hair is tall and pretty. 92 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:40,108 Well, thank you, Ralph. You're such a fine, young gentleman. 93 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:43,361 Help! She's touching my special area! 94 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:45,613 Then me and my friend were about to press it, 95 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:47,240 but the man said not to press it. 96 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:50,701 But we pressed it anyway! And we ran and we hid in the Giant Tire. 97 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:52,870 Oh, yeah. And my other friend was already there. 98 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:55,873 All right. All right now. You're overstimulated. 99 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:59,043 Let's get some beer in you, and then it's right to bed. 100 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:01,337 Whoo-hoo! Beer, beer, beer! Bed, bed, bed! 101 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:07,969 Firecrackers, stink bombs, maps to teachers' homes. 102 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:11,556 - You know who's nice? - No. Who? 103 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:13,307 That Ralph Wiggum boy. 104 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:15,601 - He's a real winner. - You would know. 105 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:18,062 Bart, you don't have to go anywhere today. 106 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:20,106 I've got a surprise for you. 107 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:22,316 - What? - I scheduled a playdate. 108 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:25,695 A what? With who? 109 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:29,949 Hi, Bart. We're gonna be friends. 110 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:31,325 I have a finger trap. 111 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:35,705 Whoa. Get him off. Get him off! 112 00:07:35,788 --> 00:07:38,124 Fighting only makes it tighter. 113 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,046 You want me to hang out with Ralph Wiggum? 114 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:47,216 - Not hang out. Playdate! - Stop saying that! 115 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,011 Now, why don't you show off your new friend around the neighborhood? 116 00:07:50,094 --> 00:07:52,763 You two make an adorable pair. 117 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:55,224 Someone will be right with you. 118 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:57,810 Mom, school has changed a lot since you were a kid. 119 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,979 Popularity is very important now. 120 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:01,647 - But... - Don't talk. Listen. 121 00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:04,609 The social order of elementary school is densely layered. 122 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:06,235 The coolest kids are at the top... 123 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,154 Oh, you mean like the "A" students? 124 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,282 Mom, I don't want to play with Ralph. 125 00:08:11,365 --> 00:08:15,495 He's just a misunderstood little boy who needs a friend. 126 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:18,372 And if he hangs around with you... 127 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:20,583 well, everyone will think he's cool. 128 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:23,127 Well, I don't know about that. 129 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:25,379 - Might help him a little. - OK! Great! 130 00:08:25,713 --> 00:08:29,091 - You kids have fun. - Hey, wait! I didn't agree to- 131 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,887 Mom, I am not... 132 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:36,057 I can't hear you! 133 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:44,649 Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky. 134 00:08:44,732 --> 00:08:47,193 Ralph, I just got through sorting those. 135 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:50,279 I dropped my "Popsticle" in your toy chest. 136 00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:56,244 - Ralph, would you just... - Look! A rocket ship! 137 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,329 That's not a toy! 138 00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:02,333 Hey! Do you know how to play hide-and-seek? 139 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,463 Shh! I been here two hours, 140 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,799 and Bart still hasn't finded me. 141 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,010 These syrup stains are the worst. 142 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,097 Bart, it's too nice a day to leave Ralph in a closet. 143 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,140 You boys should go play outside. 144 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:20,977 But people will see me paired up with a doofus. 145 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,104 You have no idea what that's like. 146 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:28,234 I'm going. 147 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:33,614 Slow down, Bart. My legs don't know how to be as long as yours. 148 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:35,157 Well, that is your problem, Ralph. 149 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,034 This is how I always walk. 150 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:39,412 All right! 151 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:41,789 - Whoa! - Check this out! 152 00:09:41,872 --> 00:09:43,791 - Yeah! - All right! 153 00:09:43,874 --> 00:09:48,254 Videotaping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had! 154 00:09:48,337 --> 00:09:50,256 Quick, Ralph. In the bushes. 155 00:09:50,339 --> 00:09:52,049 Whoo! 156 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,927 - Hi, guys. Hot enough for you? - Shut up. 157 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,432 That was too close. 158 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:01,100 We gotta stay off the streets. 159 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:03,769 Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. 160 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:06,856 Unless they do. This one did. Ouch. 161 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:10,109 This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. 162 00:10:10,192 --> 00:10:12,820 I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. 163 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:14,739 That's where I saw the leprechaun. 164 00:10:14,822 --> 00:10:17,199 Right. A leprechaun. 165 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,119 He told me to burn things. 166 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:27,627 - Wanna play stuffed animal parade? - Maybe later. 167 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,754 Come on, Ralph. Your dad's a cop. 168 00:10:29,837 --> 00:10:31,398 There must be some cool stuff around here- 169 00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:33,591 bullets, dead body photos, what have you. 170 00:10:33,674 --> 00:10:35,718 He keeps that stuff in his closet, 171 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,803 but he says I'm not allowed in there. 172 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:41,641 - Did he say I'm not allowed in there? - Yes. 173 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,684 Well, I'm goin' in anyway. 174 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:53,027 Oh, Lord, I thank you for this bounty I'm about to receive. 175 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:03,496 Wow! Dad's been in jail six times! 176 00:11:03,579 --> 00:11:06,207 Aw, Mom's only been in twice. 177 00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:09,835 Hello! Sarah! Ralphie! 178 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:13,589 - It's me, Chief Wiggum! - Oh. We better hide. 179 00:11:16,425 --> 00:11:17,718 Quick! In here! 180 00:11:18,844 --> 00:11:23,307 Oh! Man, we have got to get an escalator. 181 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:28,396 A 341 in my own bedroom. 182 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:30,981 All right, crookie. Let's dance. 183 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:34,819 Oh! God, my back! 184 00:11:34,902 --> 00:11:38,447 Oh! Officer down! Officer down! 185 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,574 Hi, Daddy. 186 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,994 Oh, oh. It's just you. Well, help Daddy up. 187 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,374 You know you're not supposed to go in there. 188 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:52,294 What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery? 189 00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:55,297 Sorry, Chief. Um, we were just playing. 190 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,258 Ralphie, you got a friend? 191 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,636 Hey, that's fantastic! 192 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,000 Here, here. Have some riot gear. 193 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,724 It's on the house. 194 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,648 Ah, that takes me back to the '60s. 195 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:17,319 What's that weird key for? 196 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,321 That's Daddy's magic key. 197 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,490 It opens every door in town. 198 00:12:23,242 --> 00:12:25,536 The police master key? 199 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,413 Oh, Ralph. 200 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:30,583 Do you realize what we can do with... 201 00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:34,211 Get me a towel. 202 00:12:36,255 --> 00:12:40,426 "Hi. This is Jerry Maguire. Show me the message. 203 00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:42,636 Show me the message!" 204 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,723 No, that stinks. Let me try one. 205 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:49,226 "This is Geraldine, and the devil made me miss your call... 206 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,270 so here come the beep. 207 00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:54,023 Here come the beep!" 208 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,984 "Do the message!" 209 00:12:57,067 --> 00:12:59,570 So long. I'm gonna sleep over at Ralph's. 210 00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:02,698 Oh! See, I knew you'd find something you liked about him. 211 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,034 Oh, I found something, all right. 212 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:12,917 After the beep. 213 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:19,048 Uh, Ralph's a little afraid of the dark, Bart. 214 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,884 - Is it OK to sleep with a night-light? - Absolutely. 215 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:24,512 Good night, guys. 216 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,972 I'm scared. 217 00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:32,812 We now return to. 218 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:34,980 The Return of the Pink Panther Returns... 219 00:13:35,064 --> 00:13:37,441 starring Ken Wahl as Inspector Clouseau. 220 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:55,167 Son of a... 221 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,225 The world is our toy store. 222 00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:13,602 Toy store, toy store, toy store! Whee! 223 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,312 Oh, to be eight again. 224 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:19,066 Whee! 225 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:30,244 - Whoa! Whoa! - Whee! Whee! 226 00:14:30,327 --> 00:14:33,372 Whoa! 227 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:38,627 Ah, I can't believe we ate a whole wedding cake. 228 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,005 And an entire pan of funeral fudge. 229 00:14:44,633 --> 00:14:47,553 Check it out, guys. It's dork and dorker. 230 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:50,931 What you doin' there, Simpson, babysittin'? 231 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:52,850 We're on a playdate. 232 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,394 Isn't that adorable? 233 00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,771 Ah, the girls are on a playdate! 234 00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,858 Uh, I'll take it from here, Ralph. 235 00:15:00,941 --> 00:15:03,903 Um, we're just hangin', chillin', little bit of illin'. 236 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,821 I don't get you, Simpson. 237 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,740 Sometimes you seem kind of righteous, 238 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:10,618 but then we see you fraternizing with lameoids. 239 00:15:10,701 --> 00:15:12,786 Which makes you a lame wad! 240 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:16,874 Oh, yeah? Would a lame wad have the police master key? 241 00:15:16,957 --> 00:15:20,377 - Whoa! Useful, dude! - Very handy! 242 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:23,923 Hey, maybe you are cool enough to hang out with us. 243 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:26,175 Really? You think so? 244 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:29,511 I don't know what to say. This is all happening so fast. 245 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,430 Let's use this thing to rob the school. 246 00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,891 Let's go to the zoo and tease the dingo. 247 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:36,185 Let's use it to key some cars. 248 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,729 Those are all moderately cool ideas... 249 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:41,273 but if you really want to walk on the wild side... 250 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,275 I know just the place. 251 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:48,822 Here she is, the big house. 252 00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:52,576 The stony lonesome. The thug jug. The mobster trap. 253 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,120 - Penn State. The old crook... - Shut up! 254 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,997 Let's just open the gate. 255 00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:01,627 I'm scared, Bart. I wanna go home. 256 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,421 Come on, Ralph. Don't embarrass me. 257 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,507 It's just an abandoned prison. 258 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,592 All the murderers are long dead. 259 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,637 And I'm sure their ghosts are probably in hell. 260 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,265 Let's go, Simpson! Ditch the baby. 261 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:28,404 - My key! - Sorry, Ralph. 262 00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:30,572 I thought we were friends. 263 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:34,326 Wait. I missed that. Get him to say it again. 264 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,333 Go on home, Ralph. 265 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:46,255 I can't, without Daddy's key! 266 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,426 I can't bail on a friend, even if it is Ralph. 267 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:53,637 - Ah, you wuss. - Hey! Give it back! 268 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,808 Hey! Keep away! 269 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:02,438 Hey, come on! I thought we were friends. 270 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:06,442 Yeah, well, I hope the irony's not lost on you, Simpson. 271 00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:14,742 This sucks. Let's do somethin' else. 272 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,578 I know. Let's go pick some huckleberries! 273 00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:19,913 - Yeah! - Huckleberries! All right! 274 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,332 Daddy's key went in there. 275 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,295 Hey, Ralph, you're braver than you thought. 276 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,714 Wait for me! 277 00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,559 Wow! Look at all these toilets. 278 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:44,188 And just inches from your bed. Talk about luxury. 279 00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,981 There's the key! 280 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,987 The pointy kitty took it! 281 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,663 Danger, eh? 282 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:12,007 Whoa, mama! The electric chair! 283 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:16,011 Smell that, Ralph? That's the smell of justice. 284 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,596 Smells like hot dogs. 285 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,765 Hmm. Maybe it still works. 286 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,558 Give me the newlyweds from that cake. 287 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,227 Stand back. 288 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,899 What a gyp. 289 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,401 Maybe our key fits in here. 290 00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:38,492 Till death do you part. 291 00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:44,414 - Somebody down there? - Uh-oh. Let's get outta here. 292 00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:50,796 Why do I always shout first? 293 00:18:50,879 --> 00:18:53,215 Just gives them a chance to run away. 294 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,217 Well, I'm an idiot. 295 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,265 - Got any threes? - Go fish. 296 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:03,767 Oh! See, here's the problem, Ralph. 297 00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:07,104 - You have several threes. - Go fish! 298 00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:09,439 Why don't we watch cartoons? 299 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,317 The Justice League is moving into their new building today. 300 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,863 Kent Brockman reporting live from Mayor Quimby's press conference... 301 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,990 at the abandoned penitentiary. 302 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,160 I have ordered the reopening of this prison 303 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:24,204 to send a message to the criminals of Springfield. 304 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,999 If you commit a violent crime in my town... 305 00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:28,792 you are going to end up here. 306 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,795 Hey, that's our play chair! 307 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,839 To demonstrate what you're in for... 308 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:37,176 I will now strap myself into this electric chair 309 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:40,220 which was deactivated over 30 years ago, 310 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:43,432 and, I can only assume, still is. 311 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:46,768 Uh-oh. We didn't reset the safety switch. 312 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,520 He's gonna smell like hot dogs. 313 00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,608 Operator, get me Morningwood Penitentiary. 314 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,152 It's an emergency. 315 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:59,281 Now, Martha, we've been over this and over this. 316 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,658 We're too old to start having children. 317 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,052 If you're looking for something to do, 318 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,245 why don't you start a new twine ball? 319 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,289 Come on. A man's life is at stake. 320 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,958 We need to get a message to the prison. 321 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,752 Think. Think! 322 00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:13,795 Lisa's a good thinker. 323 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,966 That's it. Ralph, you're a genius! 324 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:21,386 Now, as I mime the convulsions of a condemned criminal, 325 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:24,806 I remind my staff not to come to my assistance 326 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:28,602 no matter how realistic my performance may be. 327 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,856 They're getting ready to throw the switch! 328 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:35,067 Come on, Lisa. Hurry! 329 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,819 Let's just pray this hits the prison. 330 00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,162 Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket. 331 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,538 You don't have to tell me, sir. 332 00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:52,918 Turn off the chair. 333 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,128 Turn off the chair. 334 00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,385 "Electric chair is on," eh? 335 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:06,473 Then the old prison has been getting free electricity for 30 years. 336 00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,475 I'll put a stop to that. 337 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:19,403 - Yea! Yeah. - Wow! That was really entertaining. 338 00:21:19,486 --> 00:21:21,488 How did you make that smoke? 339 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:24,116 - Yeah! All right! Whoo! - All right! 340 00:21:24,199 --> 00:21:26,451 - Way to go, Ralph! - Ralph? 341 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:29,037 But the rocket was my idea. 342 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,332 - But asking you was Ralph's idea. - You're the man, Ralph! 343 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,793 But surely I deserve some credit for... 344 00:21:34,876 --> 00:21:36,670 Ralph! Ralph! Ralph! 345 00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:40,173 Ah, let him have this one, Lise. After all, it's Ralph. 346 00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:42,884 Ralph! Ralph! Ralph! Ralph! 347 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,429 Ah, you've done grand, laddie. 348 00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,556 Now you know what you have to do- 349 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:49,308 burn the house down! 350 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:51,018 Burn 'em all! 351 00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,779 Captioned by Visual Data Media Services