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The Simpsons.

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Gentlemen, I'm pleased
to report strong holiday sales

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from the Christmas/Hanu/Kwanza
spend phase,

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and things look good for
the mom/dad/grad gift corridor.

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Uh, then we'll have
the usual summer lull, but...

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Hey, we're making enough money, right?

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Um, hey, hey, hey...

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OK, people, we need to cook up
a new holiday for the summer.

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Something with gifts, cards,
assorted gougeables.

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How about something religious?

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We had great penetration last spring
with "Christmas Two."

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Ooh, I know: "Spendover" like passover,

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but less talk, more presents.

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"Product day"?

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"Giftsgiving"?

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No, no, no! No, it's got
to be warm and fuzzy.

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Something like, um, "Love Day,"
but not so lame.

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Happy Love Day, everyone!

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Come on, Mom, the stores

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just invented this holiday to make money.

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Lisa, don't you ruin another Love Day.

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For you, Homie.

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I'm Sir Loves-A-Lot,
the bear who loves to love.

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They didn't have Lord Huggington?

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It's the same basic bear, Homie.

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I guess.

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What the hell is this?

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It's a kisses-make-me-boogie-o'-lantern.

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Kiss it and make it boogie.

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Kiss it.

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Uh, maybe later.

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Oh! Oh, yeah!

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Well, we better start our
Love Day cleanup.

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You kids take care of the wrapping paper.

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I'll dismantle Love Land.

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Oh, what a terrible waste.

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Yes, but the memories
will last a lifetime.

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Darn... crappy... stuff.

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It's full, Dad. That means
you have to take out the trash.

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Yep, that's the rule.

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He who tops it off drops it off.

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Nuh-uh. It isn't filled
until it's spilled.

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I wuv you...

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I wuv...

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...wuv you.

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I heard that. You know the rule.

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Oh... but I can rebuild.

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Stupid trash,
rotten, stinky, hate world, revenge soon,

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take out on everyone...

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Garbage water!

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You're pushing me, baby!

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Hey, wait! Stop!

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I have garbage!

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D'oh! You guys are
the lousiest garbagemen ever!

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Yeah, I'm talking to you!

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You trash-eating stink bags!

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What did you call us?

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I don't know. A lot of people
were yelling stuff.

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Yeah, you called us
"trash-eating stink bags."

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Didn't you learn anything from Love Day?

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That was yesterday, moron.

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Good news, everyone.

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I got in a fight with the garbagemen

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and they're cutting off our service.

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Oh, lord! Now what are we going to do?

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Just let the trash pile up?

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Hey, I'd rather live in a dump

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than in a world run by snooty garbagemen.

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Dad, is this another one
of those situations

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that could be solved by a simple apology?

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I never apologize, Lisa.

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I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

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Sit down, honey.

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The men will clear the table.

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So long, chicken bone.

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See you in hell, brussels sprouts.

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No room for you, Jell-O.

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Good-bye, fine china.

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Bart!

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Easy, Ned.

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Don't breathe in.

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Sorry, Ned. I didn't see you down there.

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Got him.

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Uh, listen, Homer,

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uh, hate to be a fussy Freddy and all

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but Maude's folks are here

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and, uh, they're a tad touchy about odors.

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Then you might want to close your windows

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before the sun hits diaper hill.

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Look, Daddy! I'm king of the mountain.

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Rod, get off of there!

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Three, two, one.

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Go, go, go!

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Ah. The rats seem happy.

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Homer, that crazy lady who lives
in our trash pile attacked me again.

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That's not how she tells it.

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And the school nurse says
Bart has the plague.

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It's like the measles.

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Good to get it out of the way.

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Homer, this has gone far enough.

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Will you please just apologize
to the garbagemen?

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Yeah, Dad, you're always
telling me and Bart to apologize.

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Yeah. But I'm always secretly
disappointed when you do.

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Anyway, I think those garbagemen
are starting to crack.

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I think you're starting to crack.

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- Apologize for that remark!
- No way.

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Attaboy.

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Good morning, trash pile.

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How's my...? Hey.

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I won!

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This is a very, very proud day
for us, especially me.

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Your father, me, beat city hall.

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It's just like David and Goliath,

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only this time David won.

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I know. I heard it, too.

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Here's some music.

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And to think you wanted
me to crawl, Marge.

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Well, this man doesn't crawl.

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He stands tall.

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That rhymes, Marge, and you know it
rhymes. Admit it.

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Oh, Homer, you didn't beat city hall.

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They picked up our trash

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because I wrote a letter of apology

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to the sanitation commissioner

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and signed your name, period.

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Wha...? You signed my name?

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I feel so violated.

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You've signed my name lots of times.

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But this isn't like a loan application
or a will.

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You signed away my dignity.

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And I'm going to get it back.

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Lisa, do I have my pants on?

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- Yes.
- Perfect.

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Here's your apology back, Mr. Simpson,

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And I'm sorry we couldn't work this out.

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Don't come off all high-and-mighty
with me, Patterson.

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You can't scare me with your office

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and your desk and your lamp.

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I'm not trying to scare you.

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I'm trying to get my work done.

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Oh, oh, oh, I get it.

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Put on a big show for the cameras.

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What cameras? Why are you still here?

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I came to fight city hall.

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I want to shake things up, Patterson.

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Stir up some controversy,
rattle a few cages.

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Hey, stop that!

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You'll never silence me.

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I'm the last angry man, Patterson,
a crusader for the little guy!

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Leave the bird alone!

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Never!

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Look, Simpson, I've been elected
by the voters of this city

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16 years in a row, so they must think
I'm doing a damn good job.

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You want to know what I think?

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No. Nobody wants to hear the nonsensical
ravings of a loudmouth malcontent.

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Well, we'll see about that.

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Hey!

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No cutting.

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I want to register to run
for sanitation commissioner.

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And tell the fat cats upstairs

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things are going to change in this town!

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OK, but this is where you register
as a sex offender.

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Ah, geez, there's always a line.

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Hey, everybody, vote for my dad,

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Homer Simpson.

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If you don't, he'll beat us.

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Why, you little... Uh...

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No one's goingto beat you, son.

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You're going to get such a beating.

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Hey, vote Simpson.

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Hi. Nice to see you.

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Thanks for coming out.

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Keep putting on weight, huh?

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Lenny, my man.

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So, Homer, if we vote for you,
what are you going to do different?

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What am I, the answer man?
Just vote for me.

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Hm. You know, I don't know Ray Patterson
but... he's no Ray Patterson.

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Homer's a great nuclear safety inspector,

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but I don't know if I'd trust him
with my garbage.

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That's a peace-of-mind issue,
you know?

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These old geezers just don't get it.

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It's time to rock the vote!

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One man come.

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In the name of love.

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One man come and go...

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Sit down! Sit down!

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You're ruining it for everyone!

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One man to overthrow.

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In the name of love...

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, can I help you?

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Potato man.

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Where the hell have you been?

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In the name of love...

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In the name of love...

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OK, camera two...

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Uh, excuse me.

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This is a restricted area.

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Take a hike, Kojak.

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One man he resist...

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Hello, Springfield.

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It's me, Homer.

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What the bloody hell?

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Quiet, you!

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I know you youngsters want
to see these rocking rockers,

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but I also know you careabout the race
for sanitation commissioner.

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So let me give you the 9-1-1.

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Get off the stage!

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Hold on, people!

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The man's talking about waste management.

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That affects the whole damn planet.

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Oh, here we go.

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What do we say we slip out to Moe's
for a pint?

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Can I come?

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No.

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Wankers.

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Now, Homer, I hear Ray Patterson
is a fine public servant.

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Why should the people of Springfield...

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Why should they vote for you?

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That's a good question, Bono.

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'Cause I'd be the most wack

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tripped-out sanitation commissioner ever!

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Can you dig it?

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Wow, look at him go.

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You're the real lord of the dance, Homer.

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Bono, help me!

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Don't worry, folks.

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He'll get the help he needs.

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In the name of love.

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One more in the name of love.

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My campaign is a disaster, Moe.

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I hate the public so much.

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If only they'd elect me...

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I'd make them pay!

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Ah, Moe, how do I make them like me?

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Uh, gee, you're kind of
all over the place, there, Homer.

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You need to focus here.

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You gotta think hard
and come up with a slogan

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that appeals to all
the lazy slobs out there.

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Oh, no...

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Can't someone else do it?

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"Can't someone else do it?"
That's perfect.

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It is?

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Yeah. Now get out there
and spread that message to the people.

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Woo-hoo!

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Oh, hey, you didn't pay for the beer.

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Can't someone else do it?

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Very good.

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Seriously, give me the money.

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Fellow citizens...

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How would you rate
the trash service in this town?

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I would deem it excellent.

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Uh... OK, it's excellent...

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But aren't you tired of waking up early

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and dragging the garbage to the curb?

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- Oh, man, you got that right.
- Yeah.

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That's so annoying in the morning.

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Aren't you tired of having to peel

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that last snotty Kleenex

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from the bottom of your wastebasket?

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I'll say.

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Well, then...

262
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,042
"Can't someone else do it?"

263
00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,336
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

264
00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,965
And can't someone else scoop out
that nasty kitty litter?

265
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,091
Yeah! Someone else!

266
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,426
Someone else! Yeah!

267
00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:43,304
Well, Ray Patterson thinks
you should do it.

268
00:12:43,387 --> 00:12:47,183
Animals are crapping in our houses
and we're picking it up.

269
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,059
Did we lose a war?

270
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:50,770
That's not America.

271
00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:53,564
That's not even Mexico.

272
00:12:54,982 --> 00:12:56,567
Don't you deserve better than the best?

273
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:57,651
Yeah!

274
00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,737
Who should handle all your dirty jobs?

275
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,948
Someone else, someone else, someone else!

276
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,492
I'm sorry my opponent

277
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:07,787
didn't think enough of you
to show up for this debate.

278
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,956
I'm sure he had
more important things to do.

279
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,090
Sorry I'm late, everyone.

280
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,885
Somebody tampered with my brakes.

281
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,846
Well, then, you should have been early.

282
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,391
Hey, he got you there, Ray.

283
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,393
Oh, come on, people.

284
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,313
This man has promised
round-the-clock trash pickup.

285
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:35,397
That's impossible.

286
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,525
Not if we hire more men,

287
00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:40,319
and my men will do all your messy jobs.

288
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:43,072
They'll wash your car, scrub your shower,

289
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,907
air out your stinkables.

290
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,868
Good point!

291
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,870
I can't believe what I'm hearing.

292
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,331
Then you better turn
up your hearing aid, pops.

293
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:55,209
Pops? I'm only two years older than you.

294
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:59,463
Do we want old man Patterson here
with his finger on the button?

295
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,006
What button?

296
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,758
What the hell are you talking about?

297
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,343
What-what-what-what button?

298
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:05,427
Where am I?

299
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:06,554
Who took my false teeth?

300
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:11,892
All right, fine.

301
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:16,105
If you want an experienced public servant,
vote for me.

302
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:19,608
But if you want to believe
a bunch of crazy promises

303
00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,652
about garbagemen cleaning your gutters

304
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:23,112
and waxing your car,

305
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:27,825
then, by all means,
vote for this sleazy lunatic.

306
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,000
Woo-hoo!

307
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:37,585
Aren't you going to buy it, Dad?

308
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,587
Fifty cents? Not likely.

309
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,011
Hey, Ray, cleaning out the old office, eh?

310
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:49,305
If I hadn't already packed
my letter opener,

311
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,848
I'd give you such a stabbing.

312
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:53,350
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, Ray.

313
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,061
Are we going to let politics
get in the way of our friendship?

314
00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,146
Friendship?

315
00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:01,275
You told people I lured children
into my gingerbread house!

316
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,694
Yeah. That was just a lie.

317
00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:06,363
Simpson, the American people

318
00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:09,241
have never tolerated incompetence
in their public officials.

319
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:16,165
You are going to crash and burn,
my fat-headed friend.

320
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,625
See? We're still friends.

321
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,001
Come on, give us a cuddle.

322
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:23,255
Jean-Paul, how are the new uniforms?

323
00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,798
Do they match the suede boots?

324
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,050
Beautiful.

325
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:27,801
Did you get the new trucks?

326
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,053
Are they amphibious?

327
00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:31,180
Well, there's only one way to find out.

328
00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,515
We can always buy more.

329
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:35,893
Wow, Dad, you're really working hard.

330
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,478
Yes, I got to work hard, honey.

331
00:15:37,561 --> 00:15:40,105
Daddy made a lot of crazy promises.

332
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,274
I'm really proud of you, Homie.

333
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:45,527
But can the garbage man really do
all the things you said?

334
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,572
Oh, the garbage man can, Marge.

335
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,492
The garbage man can.

336
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,961
Who can take your trash out.

337
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:05,297
Stomp it down for you.

338
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,133
Shake the plastic bag.

339
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,843
And do the twisty-thingy, too?

340
00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:13,347
The garbage man.

341
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:16,183
Oh, the garbage man can.

342
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:18,936
The garbage man can.

343
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,562
And he does itwith a smile.

344
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,523
And never judges you.

345
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:27,152
Who can take this diaper?

346
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,698
I don't mind at all.

347
00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:35,452
Who can clean me up before
the big policeman's ball?

348
00:16:35,536 --> 00:16:38,539
The garbage man.

349
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,709
Yes, the garbage man can.

350
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:46,380
The sanitation folks
are jolly, friendly blokes.

351
00:16:46,463 --> 00:16:49,967
Courteous and easygoing.

352
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:53,220
They mop up when you're overflowing.

353
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:56,765
And tell youwhen your arse is showing.

354
00:16:57,474 --> 00:16:58,474
Who can?

355
00:16:58,517 --> 00:16:59,351
Who can?

356
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:00,435
Who can?

357
00:17:00,477 --> 00:17:01,478
Who can?

358
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:07,359
The garbage man can.

359
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:10,154
'Cause he's Homer Simpson, man.

360
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:17,536
He cleans the world for you.

361
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:25,377
Simpson, you idiot!

362
00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,130
You spent your entire
year's budget in a month!

363
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:29,506
Your department's broke!

364
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,258
Ooh! Oh, no!

365
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,678
Wait. I think I've got
the perfect solution.

366
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:38,515
You'd better, because those garbage men
won't work for free.

367
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,268
Oh, Patterson was right!

368
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,938
I'm crashing and burning!
Crashing and burning!

369
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,983
How could you spend
$4.6 million in a month?

370
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,861
They let me sign checks
with a stamp, Marge.

371
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,237
A stamp!

372
00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,531
You know, Dad,
there's a lesson in all this.

373
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,326
Many cities have problems
with garbage disposal

374
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:59,161
and it's time we realized you can't just...

375
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,412
Wait! Shut up!

376
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,414
I just thought of something.

377
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,425
Morning, boys.

378
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,594
Where's our paychecks, you bum?

379
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,889
My men ain't working another minute
till we get paid.

380
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:21,350
Will cash be OK?

381
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:22,476
Will it?

382
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,686
Did I hear a, uh, briefcase opening?

383
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:28,023
OK, before I show you

384
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,567
who wants to guess how I got the money?

385
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:31,902
- Dealing drugs?
- Drugs?

386
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:33,487
I'll have to say drugs, too.

387
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:35,447
Close, but you're way off.

388
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,836
Look at that beautiful garbage.

389
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,045
Other cities don't want it

390
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,340
so they pay me to dump it
in this old abandoned mine.

391
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:54,716
That's awful!

392
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,468
I almost wish it were drugs.

393
00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,594
Some of it is.

394
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,015
Good God, Homer!

395
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:05,686
You're turning our wonderful little town
into America's trash hole.

396
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:09,606
Marge! Ixnay on the ash-hole-tray.

397
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:12,693
But, Dad, you can't cram garbage under
Springfield forever.

398
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,444
Sure, I can, honey-kitten.

399
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,703
I don't know how you did it, Homer,

400
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:25,330
but you certainly solved
that budget crisis.

401
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:30,210
What the hell is that?

402
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,504
Uh... Nothing.

403
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,882
Now, uh, you were saying how great I was?

404
00:19:40,053 --> 00:19:44,433
What's this? Melon rinds, panty hose,
a term paper from Texas Tech?

405
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:46,810
Simpson, do you know anything about...

406
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,148
Dear Lord,

407
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:53,775
please take Mr. Bunny up to heaven.

408
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,449
Hey, Brandine,

409
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,493
I think I done busted my stink bone.

410
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:13,587
Aye.

411
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,341
And all those opposed
to horsewhipping Homer Simpson?

412
00:20:18,675 --> 00:20:19,843
Nay?

413
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:23,347
And now, all in favor of
reinstating Ray Patterson?

414
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:34,858
Oh, gosh!

415
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:37,194
You know, I'm not much on speeches

416
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:41,198
but it's so gratifying to leave you
wallowing in the mess you've made.

417
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,521
You're screwed. Thank you. Bye.

418
00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,873
He's right. He ain't much on speeches.

419
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,918
No, people, we are far from screwed.

420
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,384
The time for panic has come.

421
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:04,054
We must move forward and turn to
the town's all-purpose contingency plan.

422
00:21:04,137 --> 00:21:05,639
You mean plan B?

423
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,891
Yes. B.

424
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,815
I can't believe it's come to this.

425
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:16,566
Come to what?

426
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,736
Moving the whole town
five miles down the road.

427
00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:21,071
It's crazy.

428
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:23,991
Yeah, it's something, all right.

429
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:25,742
So we transplant the town.

430
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:28,245
We're just going to trash
the new Springfield, too.

431
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:29,788
Yeah, but what are you going to do?

432
00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:31,581
If you need me, I'll be at Moe's.

433
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,251
- Hi, Moe.
- Hey, Homer.

434
00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:44,344
Do yourself a favor.

435
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,430
Don't turn around.

436
00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,147
I told you not to turn around.

437
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:23,300
Look, guys, I got a Springfield spoon

438
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:24,468
for my spoon collection.

439
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,054
Oh, here we go.

440
00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,098
How many spoons have you got now, Adam?

441
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,310
Nine. If I didn't have
my spoons, I'd go insane.

442
00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:34,478
Can I see it?

443
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,272
My spoon.

444
00:22:39,274 --> 00:22:40,275
Wankers.

445
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,200
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