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The Simpsons.

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Look, honey, I clipped on
my tie all by myself.

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And you look as handsome
as the day we were married.

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Oh. Happy anniversary, Marge.

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Hey, look what was in here!

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A program from that guy's funeral.

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You mean Frank Grimes?

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Yeah, him. Whatever happened to that guy?

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- What are you doing?
- Playing Hot Wheels.

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Ow! That had a guide pin in it.

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What happened to Grampa?
He was supposed to babysit.

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Now you got her, Bart. Jump Lisa's king.

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I'm not Bart. I'm Rod Flanders.

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There you go with that smart mouth!

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Lisa, run outside and cut me a switch.

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Yes, sir!

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I'll guess we'll have to take
the kids with us to dinner.

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- Yay!
- But, Marge...

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The Gilded Truffle
is an intimate, elegant place.

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Boring! I'll take you to a place that's
really romantic.

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Happy anniversary, Mom and Dad.

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OK, folks,
this is your pilot speaking.

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If you'll look to the left side
of the aircraft,

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you'll see Homer and Marge "Sampson"

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who are celebrating with us
today their 11th air-niversary.

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So hang on,
while we dip our wings

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to this happy couple.

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Hey, Jose, easy up, huh?

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Sorry. We were only hired to park cars.

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Wow! This is the best anniversary ever!

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Well, maybe our next anniversary
will be more romantic.

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Aw, look, Homie, our wedding cake.

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You mean there's been cake
in our freezer for 11 years?

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Why was I not informed?

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Look at this little plastic couple.

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Hmm, so full of hopes,

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potential, dreams for the future.

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Hey, Marge, wouldn't it be weird if they
had little parties at night?

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Wee little parties?

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I'm going to bed.

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Gotcha! Oh.

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Another super year
with a super lady. Good night, honey.

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Good night, Homie.

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You know, uh, it is a special occasion.

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Yeah. We probably should...

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you know, "rock the casbah."

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Yeah, it seems like the thing to do.

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- So, are you gonna...
- Oh. Did you want me to?

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Oh, no. No, I'm the guy. I'm supposed to-

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No, no, no. I have my part in this, too.

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I know, but let me
get you started first.

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All right, how's that?

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- Homie, you got your elbow in...
- Oh, sorry.

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Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

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- Do you want me to...
- No, don't do that.

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- Well, we used to do...
- I know, but I don't like it.

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- Look who's here!
- Ooh, who's a good boy?

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- He's the best boy!
- Oh, yes, he is! Yes, he is!

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Hey, Marge, wasn't that great
when the dog came in here?

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- Oh, yeah! He's really special!
- I love that dog.

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- I love him, too. Good night.
- Good night.

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Whoops!

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Hmm, that's queer.

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Homer, don't look!

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What? Aaah! The food!

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Why did this happen? Why?

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Someone left the freezer door
open and the motor burned out.

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- We can get a new one.
- OK.

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It was just the shock of seeing
all that food on the floor.

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Plus, I'd just fallen
on my back, which hurt more than I let on.

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When we got married,

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is this how you thought
we'd be spending our Saturdays?

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Driving out to the boondocks to trade in
a refrigerator motor?

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Eh, I never thought I'd live this long.

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Folks, is your marriage stuck in a rut?

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Can you even remember the last time
you felt the thrill of romance?

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Well, maybe you need...
a divorce!

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Call the divorce specialists now

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for a consultation and free tote bag.

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Ooh, there's the turn!

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Oh! Oh, easy!

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I'll get us out of this, honey.

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It's just gonna take
a whole lot of floorin'.

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Homer!

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And that's why today bananas are called
"yellow fatty beans."

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Questions?

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When are Mom and Dad coming back?

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Bored, are ya? Lisa, go cut me a switch.

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Oh! There's gotta be something
to do around here.

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Hey, are they pulling the plug
on anybody today?

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Nope, everybody's paid up.

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What a weird looking vacuum cleaner.

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What, are you simple? That's my
old mine detector from the war.

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It was my job to clear
the roads of enemy explosives.

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And that's how I earned the Iron Cross.

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- Can we borrow this, Grampa?
- Sure. She still works.

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That's my brass knee. Steel hip.

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That one's news to me.

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When you think about it,
mud is nothing but wet dirt.

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I hope that farmhouse has a phone.

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Quick! The barn!

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Safe at last.

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Shh. We're trespassing.
And some of these farmers have pitchforks.

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Hey, Teresa, Steve. Now who let you out?

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Ah, looks like we got us some intruders.

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Who's in there?

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If somebody's in here, you're in for some
serious ass forkin'!

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Huh. Well, maybe they're
in the media room.

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- That was close.
- Very close.

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Oh, my hero!

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At your service, milady.

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Cara mia.

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- Hey, public display!
- Yeah, what's with the love thang?

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Let's just say the country air
did us good.

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Whoo!

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Bart, I told you not to leave that TV on.

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Whoa-oh!

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What are we looking for anyway?

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Pirate booty. What else?

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Argh! Now we bury the treasure.

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Uh, Captain? Captain? I know we usually
bury the treasure,

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but what if this time
we use it to buy things?

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You know, things we like.

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Argh. We'll dig up
the treasure in seven yar.

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I've drawn a map on this cracker

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which Polly will hold for safekeepin'.

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So, you see, there's treasure everywhere.

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OK, here's the deal. Crowns and doubloons
are mine...

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snuff boxes and cameos are yours.

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Now, as for wands and scepters...

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- It's a bottle cap.
- Jewel-encrusted?

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Hey, Homer, see you at Moe's?

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He put new electrical tape
on the cushions.

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Sorry, guys. Marge and I
are spending the weekend

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at a bed-and-breakfast.

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Oh, trying to jump-start
the old marriage, huh?

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Can I come?

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Nah, it'd just be awkward,
what with the sex and all.

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Yeah, I always figured Marge would be
a dynamo in the sack, you know?

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Oh, boy, she's got legs
from here to ya-ya!

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- How do you do, ma'am?
- Hope this evening finds you well.

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Oh, knock it off, you perverts.

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Now they did say
bed and breakfast, right?

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Oh, isn't it romantic?

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Doilies and cozies as far
as the eye can see.

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If there's anything more exquisite

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than Queen Anne's lace,
I haven't found it.

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Big enough for two.

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Are you ready to rock? 'Cause here we go.

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Should we get started?

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Um, eh, no time like the present.

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Hmm, something's not right.

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Does this bed feel lumpy to you?

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Well, yeah, kinda.

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Did that butter churn just move?

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'Cause if it did...

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What's wrong with us, Homer?
Have we lost the spark already?

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No, no, honey. Maybe this will help.

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Hey! Look at that!

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Oh, good Lord!

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I'm so sorry. I saw everything.

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Oh, my heart's beating like crazy.

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Mine too! Just like back in that hayloft.

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You know, the fear of getting caught
is kind of a turn-on.

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There's that dirty girl I married.

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Come on. I have a disgusting idea.

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Oh, it's a donkey.

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Shh. They'll hear us.

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They didn't hear us
in the sewing room.

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- Whoa! Excellent haul!
- But it's all trash.

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Exactly. Now there's nothing
left out there but treasure.

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Hello, everybody.

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Hey, you're back.
Did you "rock the casbah"?

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Bart! Yes.

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Do you know you have your hands
in each other's pockets?

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It's OK when you're in love...

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and married to
the sweetest guy in the world!

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Ahhh. Eskimo kiss!

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You guys are sick.

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You don't think there's anything wrong
with what we're doing, do you?

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I don't think anything
I've ever done is wrong.

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This is it, Lise.

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The mother lode!

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Wow! An alternate ending
to Casablanca.

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Bart, this could be priceless!

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Priceless like a mother's love,
or the good kind of priceless?

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Not yet. Wait. Wait. Wait.

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Now!

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Oh, this is so naughty.

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Coming back to our old love nest.

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It hasn't changed since that
magical evening when I knocked you up.

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Oh, we drank so much that night.

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Yeah. I thought Bart
would be born a dimwit!

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Yeah.

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Well, this time I'm drunk on love

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and beer.

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Here comes "two."

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Louis, I think this could be
the start of a beautiful friendship.

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Look out, Rick! He's packin' heat!

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Good work, Sam. Come on.
I'll buy you a falafel.

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Not so fast, schmarteneimer!

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Hope you don't mind my dropping in?

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Not at all, sweet cakes.
You know what to do, Sam.

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Unbelievable.

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I'll say. Wasn't it great?

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And the question mark leaves
the door open for a sequel.

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I've seen that movie 10 times,
and I never get tired of that ending.

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Aye, aye, aye, where did you get this,
ya shrunken old hag, ya?

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I'm just a little girl.

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My studio produced Casablanca, all right?

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We tried to tack that happy ending
on the picture, 'cause back then

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well, studio execs, we were... we were
just dopes in suits, not like today.

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What are you talking about? I loved it.

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Ah, you're a sweet old gent to say that.

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This should be in a museum.

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Look, I'll tell you what.

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I'll give you 20 bucks
to bury this thing again. This one, too.

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Now, the secret
to the windmill hole is to...

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- Not hit the blades?
- Bingo.

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Hmm, that's odd. It didn't come out
the rear end.

221
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Rod, you've got small, girlish hands.
Reach in and fish it out.

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A hand!

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Ow! Daddy, something attacked me!

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Oh, now, Roddy, it's just a stuck ball.
I'll get it.

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Truant ball, eh? I'll help you.

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Oh, quit showing off, Seymour.
I'll get it.

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There is something in there. Oh!

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Feels like a hefty bag
full of meat.

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We're trapped!

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Oh, why can't they just play through?

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No, Daddy, you stick
your hand in there and see what it is.

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Mm, something's in there, all right.

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- Maybe it's presents for all of us.
- Well, it could be anything.

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Smells like a bear.

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Who cares what it is? Let's monoxide it!

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Oh, why are people
always trying to kill me?

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We have to get out of here!

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It was people!

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People soiled our green!

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And now they're out there
somewhere, naked as the day God made them!

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Boy, I'll tell ya.
They only come out at night.

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Or in this case, uh, the daytime.

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You've got to catch them!

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Think of the children. Won't somebody
please think of the children!

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All right, all right. Here you go, boy.
Get the scent.

246
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,955
That's a shame. He had one day left
till retirement.

247
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,845
OK, come on!

248
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:42,519
Marge, can we trade?
I don't trust these guys.

249
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,022
We've gotta get home
before someone sees us.

250
00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:48,067
You know, all this danger
is kind of a turn...

251
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,151
OK.

252
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:59,244
Gill! Thank God it's you!
You gotta help us!

253
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:03,582
Well, that's what I'm here for. I mean,
you're young, successful, you're naked.

254
00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:05,459
You want a car with a radio, right?

255
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:09,505
You kids like music, right,

256
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,345
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Don't go! Oh, no, not today.

257
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,890
Not to Gill. I could taste
that sale. I was in the zone.

258
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:25,437
All right, men, those nudies
are here somewhere. Fan out!

259
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:33,862
Oh, we're surrounded, Marge.
Maybe we should give ourselves up.

260
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,239
But think of the scandal.

261
00:18:35,322 --> 00:18:38,450
Yeah, the British tabloids
will have a field day.

262
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,952
There's only one thing left to do.

263
00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,578
Grab on to the handles, Marge!

264
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,872
Got 'em.

265
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:49,336
Ah, they stole the balloon!
I've been living in there!

266
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,630
Well, just, you know,
just till things pick up.

267
00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:56,718
Oh, Lord, my hot plate.
I only had two payments left.

268
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,304
OK, I think
I figured this thing out.

269
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,931
You go up and down,

270
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,933
but not side to side, or back in time.

271
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:06,311
Clothes! We're saved!

272
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:09,815
- Oh, these have pleats.
- Just grab 'em!

273
00:19:09,898 --> 00:19:14,319
I'm OK, honey.
Now listen very carefully.

274
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:17,781
I want you to pull on the thing

275
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,534
that's near the other thing.

276
00:19:20,617 --> 00:19:23,745
You mean this thing?

277
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:26,999
No, that was not the thing.

278
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,086
Now, let us thank the Lord

279
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,630
for this magnificent Crystal Cathedral

280
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:36,091
which allows us to look out

281
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,178
upon his wondrous creation.

282
00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:47,019
Now quickly! Gaze down at God's
fabulous parquet floor.

283
00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:49,771
Eyes on the floor. Still on the floor.

284
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,317
- Oh, my ass!
- Always on God's floor.

285
00:19:56,528 --> 00:20:00,574
Hang on, Homie! I'm gonna
try to set her down!

286
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:01,575
Thank you.

287
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:05,037
Wow! A lot of people have pools.

288
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,206
Honey, my shoulders are separating!

289
00:20:07,289 --> 00:20:10,375
OK, OK, here we go.

290
00:20:16,798 --> 00:20:20,886
Dear Lord, look at that blimp!
He's hanging from a balloon!

291
00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:23,513
Marge, uh, can we not land here?

292
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,766
Honey? Baby doll?

293
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,520
No good!

294
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,607
Don't blame me!

295
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,238
That's hideous!

296
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:42,950
Why don't you take a picture?
It lasts longer!

297
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,955
It would have to be camera day.

298
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,255
- Wow!
- Hey!

299
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:59,508
I don't want you reading
those awful scandal sheets.

300
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,511
Uh, I was just trying to find
Dave Barry's column.

301
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,264
He's great. He pokes fun
at life's little foibles.

302
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:09,184
Kids, I want to explain about the stadium.

303
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:12,104
You see, sometimes moms and dads

304
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:15,565
get a little, well,
accustomed to each other.

305
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:19,444
- Dads especially.
- So they need to explore new ways...

306
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,613
to express their love.

307
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:26,285
Scary ways. But we never
intended it to end like that

308
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:30,622
with thousands of people
staring at our naked bodies.

309
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:34,584
All those eyes just leering
and leering at us.

310
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:40,549
- Who's in the mood for miniature golf?
- Ooh, I am!

311
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:54,146
Huh. They're gonna feel
so silly when they realize they forgot us.

312
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,273
Rock the casbah.

313
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:57,983
Rock the casbah.

314
00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:00,485
Shareef don't like it.

315
00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:03,697
Rock the casbah.

316
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,324
Rock the casbah.

317
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,868
By order of the prophet.

318
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:12,205
We ban that boogie sound.

319
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:15,709
Degenerate the faithful.

320
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:19,755
With that crazy Casbah sound.

321
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,215
But the bedouin, they brought out

322
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:24,134
the electric camel drum.

323
00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:27,846
The local guitar picker
Got his guitar-picking thumb.

324
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:31,767
As soon as the Shareef
Had cleared the square.

325
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:35,270
They began to wail.

326
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,814
Shareef don't like it...

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00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:46,531
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