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The Simpsons.

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Wait till he puts his unsuspecting
butt on that toilet seat!

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Huh? Where's the Ee-yow?

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All yours, Homer.

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You didn't sit on the toilet.

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I didn't have to.
I'm a dude.

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Butt on bowl, little man!

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Hey, my pants aren't down!

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It doesn't matter!

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Ee-yow!

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Why you little...

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Joke's on me, is it?

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What's all that racket?

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It's old lady Simpson!

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Run!

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What's going on?

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Uh, I'll tell you
what's going on.

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I'm taking you all
out for pancakes.

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Yay!
Yeah!

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This place
looks familiar.

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It used to be
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

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They just painted
the tower brown.

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Either way, everyone who works
in the kitchen speaks Spanish.

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Hey, Apu.
What's with the line?

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It's application day at Miss
Wickerbottom's Pre-Nursery School.

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Pre-nursery school?

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The fast track
begins at birth.

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That's it!
Claw and bite for position!

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We have only enough
tuition money for two.

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For the rest of you,
better luck next life.

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That's a lot of pressure
to put on a baby.

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All they should be worried
about is the Raspberry Monster!

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You know,
Marge makes a good point.

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Competitive schools
aren't for every baby.

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Are you saying
my daughter can't cut it

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just because
I owe you $14,000?

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I'll show you!

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Come on, Maggie. You're
getting into that school.

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I will hire
a collection agency.

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Which one? Tri-City, Omni-Pay,
lnsta-Threat? I've beaten 'em all!

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The pig says "oink."
The chicken...

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Look, stop right there.

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I could go to any
Chuck E. Cheese in America

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and hear what animals say.

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Do you know what I say?
I say, "Next."

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You're a poopie!

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You nurse with that mouth?

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And what's your name?

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Maggie.

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I'm sorry, but why
are you answering for her?

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Maggie doesn't talk yet.

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Not a word?

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Oh, no, no.
She says lots of words.

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Like when she wants
something, she says...

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Maggie, we're not
a mime school,

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so we can't take
a non-talker.

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But here's some good news. The
Gap will always need sweater folders.

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I'm sorry we wasted
your time, your lordship.

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My baby has no future.

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Oh, Maggie will do just fine.

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She'll have plenty of money,
because she'll marry a grocer...

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Grocers don't
make that much.

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...who steals from the till.
Would ya let me finish? Jeez!

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Maggie, you're as smart
as any one of those kids.

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Come on.

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Did we ever turn off
that shower nozzle?

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I'm taking you
all out for tacos!

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Yay!

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Okay, for Malibu Stacy's
beach party,

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we've got pita,
hummus, tempeh, tofu.

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What other fun foods
do we need?

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Ice? Did you do that?

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Okay.
What's a good side dish?

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Rice. Why not caviar?

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Oh, my God! You're not
just smart, you're brilliant!

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Mom!

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Well, look who's back.

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Pippi Non-talking.

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Just because Maggie can't
talk, doesn't mean she's dumb.

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Einstein didn't
speak till he was three.

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And even then,
he could only speak German.

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Fine. I'll give her an lQ test
if only to extinguish all hope.

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All right, my quiet American,
how many eyes do you have?

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Go on, Maggie.
You can do it.

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Well, congratulations. You're
now as intelligent as a pig.

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Let's see if you can
move up to dolphin.

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How many people
in your family?

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Woo-hoo!
I got that one right, too.

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Okay, last question.
Arrange these

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four arrows
to make five arrows.

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I remind you,
you only have 15... Oh.

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Yeah!

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Philippa, I think
you should come in here.

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Your baby is brilliant. Why, she
could already teach at Florida State.

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Oh, my God!
Yay!

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Go, Maggie!

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Go, Seminoles!

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This better be important, Henry.
I was choking on something.

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Meet Maggie Simpson, lQ 167.

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One sixty-seven! That's
amazing for a Christian.

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But my lQ is only 159.

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Maggie's more
intelligent than me?

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That's right, because 167
is a bigger number than 159.

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Do you see how that works?

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Yes, thank you.

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So our kids keep
getting smarter.

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If we have another one, it
could build a time machine,

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which we could use to go back
in time and not have any kids!

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All our children are smart.

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Some are just
smarter than the others.

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Welcome to the others.

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Maggie, look at all the stuff
your new school sent over.

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Look at these courses you'll
be taking. Advanced Peekaboo.

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Got Your Nose and Other Lies.

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I'm slapping this sucker right
over "Support Our Troops."

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Look, Lisa. There's
something in here for you!

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Really?

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And Maggie
gets a shirt, too.

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Sweetie, you seem so blue.

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Did the last of
something die?

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No, Mom. It's just that
I used to be the smart one.

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Now, I don't know who I am.

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Well, I know who you are.

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And here's something
to help you never forget.

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I already have one of those.

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Well then,
find a new identity.

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Your mother's right, honey.

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Katie Couric didn't just become
the world's most famous dwarf.

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She escaped from the circus
and went for it!

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All right. Lf I'm second-rate
as the smart kid,

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I'll find
a new raison d'etre.

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That still sounds
like the smart kid.

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Right, right.

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Time to show them
the new me.

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No one's happier and more
well-adjusted than a stand-up comedian.

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How about these entrees?

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Stuffed cabbage?
Can you believe

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they found a way to
make cabbage worse?

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All right. So what else
is going on? Let's see.

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Hey, why do they call them
"field trips"? We never go to a field.

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Oh, untrue. Last Thursday,
we visited a battlefield.

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Uh, well, I...

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I'm bem-barrassed for you.

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The following
"ha-ha" is not from

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amusement but
an expression of contempt.

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Okay, okay,
don't get discouraged.

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Every me they reject gets
me closer to the me they'll like.

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What are you now, Lisa?
An Oakland Raiders fan?

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It's called goth,
eternally clueless one.

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My new name is
Ravencrow Never Smiles.

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Cool. We can be
goth together.

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We'll go to
the cemetery and summon

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the dark lord
by kissing and junk.

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Okay. But first,
you must apprentice

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by kissing
the goddess lronica,

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uh, who lives in this rock.

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Do it for an hour,
hour and a half.

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Yes, my mistress.

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Who's that girl
running around with you.

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Tell me who's that girl.

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Oh, none of these feel right.
Wait, wait. Did I try soccer player?

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Tried and failed.

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I'm a mess. I can't believe
I'm jealous of a baby.

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Hey, I'm jealous of her, too.

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When you're a baby, you spend all
day just rolling around on the floor.

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Boy, I miss that. Ow!

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Fine. Roll around
on the floor, baby.

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Floor baby! Floor baby!

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You're making fun of him for
something you made him do!

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Yeah? Well, you're gay.

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People who accuse others
of being gay

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are often covering up their
own latent homosexuality.

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Bullies rule!

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The school sent this dealie over
for Maggie. His name is Phonic Frog.

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Aw. Buh. Kkk.

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Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Er.

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That's me.
Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Er.

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This is
Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Er's doctor.

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He's too sick to work today.

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I'll be right back.

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Fine. I'll help you
with your stupid flashcards.

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Aren't you smart?

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Let's try another one.
A little harder this time.

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No, that's wrong.

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That's right!
This spells "dog."

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Lisa!

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You are purposely teaching
her the wrong word!

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Lisa, I'm surprised.

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Your sister just wants to
learn and be like you!

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Well, maybe she needs
a better role model.

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I agree with your mother.

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You are a disappointment
to Huh-Oh-Muh-Eh-Er.

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I used to be the smart one.

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Where is my dinner?

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Maggie, you're such
a quick learner.

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Why don't you
learn how to fly?

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But I love you.

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Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z...

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Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z...

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Goodbye, Maggie.
I'm smart enough

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to know you're
better off without me.

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Two cents.

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I'm sure a lot of great
people have started with less.

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Nope. Never under a dollar.

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Lisa's gone!
You have to find her!

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Why can't you just
accept the fact that.

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Lisa is old enough to
take care of herself?

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Back off and let
her live her life.

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But she's only eight.

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Oh, I thought you said 80.

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Well, we'll get right on it.

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Now, this may not
be the best time,

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but I'm supposed to
give you this survey

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rating the effectiveness of the
Springfield Police Department.

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"Somewhat satisfied." I see.

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Well, maybe I'll just somewhat
find your daughter, huh?

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Fine. "Extremely satisfied."

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Looking good, boys. Now,
let's go get some smoothies.

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Oh, I'm tired. I'm hungry.

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Red plastic sandals are not
great running away shoes.

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Air conditioning,
water fountains, dioramas!

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And I'll never run
into my family here!

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It's the perfect place
to start a new life!

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No food allowed. You
can't hide it in your clothes.

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Would you please step
out of the line, sir?

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Go ahead and search.
You will never find it all.

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I'm baking muffins
as I speak.

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Some trees are big.
Some trees are small.

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But all trees have bark.

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Except for poplar,
ash and maple.

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Lousy Maggie. Thinks she's
so great. Thinks she knows...

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I miss them all so much.

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I hope this typeface
catches people's eye.

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It sure didn't move
our old fondue set.

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Why do you always take the
children and not the fondue sets?

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Why, Santa? Why?

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Good news, Simpsons. We
found your daughter's belongings.

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Where'd you find these?

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Giant tongue.

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Oh! I knew it!

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We also discovered something
very unusual at that museum.

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Oh, my God! What?

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Well, if you drop a feather
and a bowling ball in a vacuum,

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they'll fall at
the same rate.

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You think you've
seen it all in this job,

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and then something
like that comes along.

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00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,867
Come on. Come on.

248
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,040
That's where we found
your daughter's things.

249
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,753
You look around there while Eddie,
Lou and I go ask a few questions.

250
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,214
Like how does
a helicopter fly?

251
00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:48,840
And what causes thunder?

252
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,634
I say it's angels bowling.

253
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,721
- Lisa?
- Lisa?

254
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,181
- Lisa?
- Lisa?

255
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:57,432
Lisa?

256
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,444
Oh, no!
The giant is waking up!

257
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,366
Oh, God.
We're in a belly.

258
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,284
Everyone, take off
your shoes.

259
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,797
How do we get out?

260
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:32,467
Your baby has to press
the red "evacuate" button.

261
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,136
Yo, Chief,
we got a problem here.

262
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:38,181
I see a vase, but Eddie
sees two people in profile.

263
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:40,892
Now, this may shock you,
but you're both right.

264
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:44,456
Maggie! Come on,
Maggie! Come on!

265
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,480
The red button!

266
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,792
Hit the red button!
Hit the red button!

267
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:47,816
Hit the red button!

268
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:56,074
Maggie, press the red button!

269
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:58,326
I know, we'll use
reverse psychology.

270
00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:01,955
Maggie, don't press
the red button.

271
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,207
Damn it!

272
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,255
Marge, I've always
loved you.

273
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,425
Bart, you were a worthy foe.

274
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:23,894
Mom! Dad! I'm so
sorry I got you into this!

275
00:18:24,187 --> 00:18:26,605
Lisa, you're all right!

276
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:30,025
Oh, good. She's here
in time to see us die.

277
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,862
Maggie, I'm sorry I was
jealous of your special gift.

278
00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:36,823
From now on, I'm gonna
nurture and cherish...

279
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:39,451
Just tell her which
friggin' button to push!

280
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:43,330
Maggie, push the red button.
You can do it! Red!

281
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:51,922
Wooo!

282
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,883
Now, Marge, you can't say
I never take you anywhere.

283
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:03,934
Well, I think we all
learned a lesson today.

284
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:07,562
Don't try to be something
you're not, namely food.

285
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:09,981
Chief, now I can't see
either one.

286
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:12,734
Well, we're all pretty tired.
Let's try a different one.

287
00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:17,197
Which figure is bigger? The
answer will knock your socks off!

288
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:21,868
I'm sorry I ran off. Being
second to Maggie's not so bad.

289
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:25,288
But why didn't Maggie press
the right button until I told her to?

290
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,332
I believe
I can answer that.

291
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,709
How'd you get in here?

292
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:30,961
Your butler let us in.

293
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,421
Play along.
I'll explain later.

294
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,341
I'm afraid your daughter's no
longer welcome at our school.

295
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,636
She's as common as an
angry woman in an lbsen play.

296
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,638
Zing!

297
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,558
Let's just watch the tape,
monkey man.

298
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:49,604
Whenever Maggie is asked a
question, she looks over at Lisa.

299
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,356
How many eyes do you have?

300
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,942
Go on, Maggie.
You can do it.

301
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:59,948
Now, rotate and magnify.

302
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,869
I don't remember doing that!
I would never cheat!

303
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:08,540
Perhaps. But subconsciously,
you wanted her to succeed. Watch.

304
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,625
Here, you're telling her
the answer is no.

305
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,544
Here, the solution
is a square.

306
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:15,505
Here, you're telling her the
answer is California Condor.

307
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,675
So Maggie's not a genius?

308
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,845
She could be at
sweeping up hair.

309
00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:23,847
That's my baby, jerk!

310
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,266
You call that a punch?

311
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,602
I felt it, but it was
like, "So what?"

312
00:20:29,312 --> 00:20:32,397
Oh! Again with the nose.
I have a chin, you know?

313
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:37,944
Don't worry, sir. The maid and
I will take him out to the curb.

314
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,154
Come on. Come on.

315
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,531
You promised me
no one would get hurt!

316
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:46,328
I don't care what they say,
Maggie. To me, you're brilliant.

317
00:20:54,128 --> 00:20:55,128
Not for babies.

318
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,719
Do we really need
three of these people?

319
00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:04,846
Too ethnic, change it.

320
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:07,557
More like "Cart-wrong."

321
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,893
Worst voicing ever.

322
00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:12,187
Finally, a real celebrity.

323
00:21:13,356 --> 00:21:15,690
Oh, good. More producers.
Just what they need.

324
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,525
Him, I like.

325
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,488
Yes, but what's
he done lately?

326
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:25,700
Very original. Simon Cowell
as Simon Cowell. Well done.

327
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,999
I really
don't care anymore.

328
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,169
All useless.

329
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,382
The credits really
have to go this long?

330
00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:45,929
Oh, shush yourself.

331
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,017
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